1 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,115 Lily: Marshall's almost here. 2 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,950 Yes! Look at us, 3 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:20,886 Hanging out again. This is amazing. 4 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,488 This is awesome! 5 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:26,458 This is... (roaring) (laughing): Okay. 6 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,627 Just settle down, buddy. No! 7 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:32,231 Settling down is for losers with kids who never go out anymore. 8 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,298 I am in charge tonight, 9 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,868 And the earliest I am allowing anyone 10 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:38,537 To go home is... 2:00 a.M. 11 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,205 10:00 p.M. 9:45. 12 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,407 3:00 a.M. 13 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:44,410 Guys, tonight is gonna be legen-- 14 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:47,146 Wait for it... 15 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,547 If I leave now, 16 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,581 I could put the kids to bed. 17 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,582 I'll get the check. 18 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,884 ..Dary! 19 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,485 Legendary! 20 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,554 Guys, the gang is back! 21 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:59,058 We're back! (sputtering, shouting) 22 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:01,827 All of us except for robin. 23 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,263 We never see her anymore. 24 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,931 Okay, in addition to you guys not going home 25 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,600 Before 4:00 a.M.-- Yes, it's up to 4:00 now-- 26 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,770 New rule: Anytime anyone talks about something sad, 27 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,039 We stay out an extra hour. 28 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,442 We said we'd always be there for the big moments. 29 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,210 5:00 a.M. To be fair, 30 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,578 Tonight's just us hanging out 31 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,013 Until 10:00 p.M., tops. 32 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:22,114 It's not a big moment. 33 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,048 Barney: Um, 34 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,616 Yes, it is. Um, no, it's not. 35 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:27,853 Um, yes, it is. Um... No, it's not. 36 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,289 Um, yes, it is. 37 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,724 I got a phone call today. 38 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:36,395 A judge in queens is retiring, so... 39 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,230 I'm gonna be a judge. 40 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,098 (gasps) 41 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,266 (shouting) yes! Yes! 42 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,802 (laughing) judge eriksen! 43 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,371 Yeah! (chuckling) one more. 44 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:49,575 I told you the phone would ring. You deserve this. 45 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,243 Thanks, lily. 46 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,046 I love you, marshmallow. Ted: Oh. 47 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:55,614 1:45 a.M. 48 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,117 Well, you were right, barney, this night was, in fact, 49 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:01,420 Legendary, but... I know what you're gonna say and I agree. 50 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,921 We're going to vegas! 51 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,389 Ted: I will be awakened 52 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:08,494 By screaming children in less than... 53 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,096 (crying): Four-and-a-half hours. 54 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,164 Barney: You're staying. 55 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,165 I'm going. 56 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,566 Judge fudge, your very first ruling? 57 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,934 (deep voice): He stays. 58 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,269 Hey! See? 59 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,904 Tonight is about 60 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:22,107 Celebrating our enduring bond as friends. 61 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:25,144 Nay, family. Because that's what we are, ted. 62 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,445 We are fa... 63 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,813 Okay, fun night, guys. Keep in touch. 64 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,448 Damn it, barney. (choking) 65 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:32,117 (strained): Crushing... Windpipe. 66 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,486 You're lucky that's the only pipe I'm crushing. 67 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,822 Aah! That woman is half your age. 68 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,957 Haven't you changed, even a little? 69 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,026 No. I haven't. 70 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,762 Look, I know there was a time 71 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,831 When it seemed like I was capable of going the distance, 72 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,935 But... If it wasn't gonna happen with robin, 73 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,437 Then it's just not gonna happen with anyone. 74 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,672 I am never 75 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,541 Gonna be a guy who meets a girl 76 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,843 And, from the first time I see her, I'm just like, 77 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,612 "you are the love of my life. 78 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,114 "everything I have 79 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:05,951 And everything I am is yours forever." 80 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:09,021 Really? No, I'm just making a point. Move it along. 81 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,324 That's not me. 82 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,393 I'm the guy who straightens his tie, 83 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,128 Says something dirty, high-fives himself 84 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,363 And then goes and talks to that girl over there. 85 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,133 That's me. 86 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:24,903 Can I please... Just be me? 87 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,740 Judge fudge? 88 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,011 I'll allow it. 89 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:36,648 Then I'll a-plow it. Self-five. 90 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:39,484 Stinson out. 91 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,987 (rock music playing) 92 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:44,856 (cheering) oh! 93 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,592 (whoops) marshall: Hey, so are you guys 94 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,260 Ever gonna tie the knot or are you... 95 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,362 Are you just comfortable living in sin? 96 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,697 Someone's gotten a bit... 97 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,365 Judge-y. Oh! 98 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,367 Sustained. The mother: Yeah. 99 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,369 We'll get around to it. It's just, you know, 100 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,571 With life and jobs and kids. 101 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,506 Plus, this one's still insisting on getting married 102 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:02,608 In a french castle. 103 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,744 I'd get married tomorrow in a white castle, 104 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,580 But this guy needs more "wow factor." 105 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,016 You're all the wow factor I need. 106 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,351 Barney: Aw! 107 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,853 (mimics retching) 108 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,756 Glad someone can be happy on the day of a tragedy. Lily: Aw, barney, 109 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,691 You know this is all fake, right? 110 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,560 That robot's not really dead. 111 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:22,928 (laughter) I'm not 112 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,864 Talking about the robot, lily. Everyone, 113 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:29,635 Stop having fun! I'm about to tell a sad story! 114 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:33,872 Guys, remember back in 2010 when I achieved a perfect week? 115 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,874 Seven girls in seven nights, sure. 116 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,242 Barney: Well, recently, 117 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,044 I decided to attempt... 118 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,213 A perfect month. 119 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:44,082 I put together a brand-new playbook. 120 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,918 No, I can't hear this. This is just too sad. 121 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,920 But I haven't gotten to the sad part yet. 122 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,223 You're in your 40s and you have a playbook. 123 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:52,257 That's 124 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,325 The sad part. 125 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,560 Lily... Just... 126 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,262 Okay? 127 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:59,998 So I put together a brand-new playbook, 128 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,035 Filled with plays I'd never tried before, like... 129 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,672 ...Where, as in the '80s classic, 130 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:10,809 I magically come to life, if you know what I mean. 131 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,980 ...Where I wait till a girl mentions something she likes. 132 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,748 God, I love nachos. 133 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,784 Thank you. 134 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,319 Allow me to introduce myself. 135 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,620 My name is jim, 136 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,422 Jim nacho. 137 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:27,459 Inventor of the nacho. 138 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,161 So... Did you get a perfect month? 139 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,596 Yes. 140 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,365 Then why are you so upset? 141 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,767 That last girl, number 31... 142 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,770 Oh, that's a pretty name. What is that, french? 143 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,173 ...She's pregnant. 144 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,282 Wait, you're messing with us, right? Y-you didn't really get a girl pregnant. 145 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:51,817 It's real. 146 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,518 She's pregnant. 147 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:58,690 Kind of puts an asterisk on the whole perfect month thing, huh? 148 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:01,860 Barney, are you okay? 149 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,163 Ah, jim nantz. 150 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:08,033 Thank goodness. You're always here for me in times of trouble. 151 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,534 What should I do? 152 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,269 You're on your own this time, bro. 153 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:14,873 Congratulations, papa. 154 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,576 Stop it. This is a disaster. 155 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,543 Why? 156 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,879 Why? Because I'm too old. 157 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,214 I was about 158 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:26,184 To enter my golden years, my clooney years, 159 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,720 My daddy issues years, 160 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,390 Where I don't just remind messed-up girls of their dads 161 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:32,924 Because I'm emotionally distant. 162 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:36,328 I freaking look like their dads. That's the dream. 163 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,362 My life 164 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,664 Is over. 165 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:42,667 So where are you guys registered? 166 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:47,672 Ted: Another fun fact about the goliath national bank building, 167 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,208 The sleek but historical facade has been described 168 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,779 By architecture vision monthly as "modern classicism." 169 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,547 I can see that. 170 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,716 Mm-hmm. Any questions from the group? 171 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,017 I have a question. 172 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,019 What happened to the building that used to be here? 173 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,354 It was way nicer. 174 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:03,588 Robin! 175 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,357 Oh, my god! 176 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:07,058 What are you doing here? 177 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,093 I thought you were in... 178 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,729 Greece, uh, morocco, moscow. 179 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,864 Yeah, world wide news keeps me pretty busy. 180 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,099 And pretty famous. 181 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,434 I mean, you're everywhere. 182 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:18,003 I am not everywhere. The... 183 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,772 Okay, I'm some places. 184 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,941 (laughs): Hi, penny. 185 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:26,278 Oh, my gosh, I haven't seen you in forever. 186 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,780 I like you, bus lady. Oh, 187 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,815 I like you, too. 188 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,283 Never call me that again. 189 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,050 (giggles) 190 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,618 And that was it. 191 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,387 Wow. Hm. 192 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:38,824 A genuine scherbatsky sighting out in nature. 193 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:42,227 At this point, that's like seeing sasquatch. 194 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,763 No, sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature. 195 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,998 At this point, robin's more like the yeti-- 196 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,467 Cold and aloof. 197 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:50,902 Hey, ted. 198 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,271 Ask me if the abominable snowman called. 199 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,006 Has the abominable snowman called? 200 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,341 Not yeti. 201 00:07:57,109 --> 00:07:58,610 Here we are again. 202 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:02,314 Another big moment for us, and robin's missing it. 203 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,782 Marshall: I know, baby. 204 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,518 I mean, the birth of her ex-husband's love child 205 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,621 Is a bit of a stretch-- but I know, baby. 206 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,023 (sighs) 207 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,792 Well? 208 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,527 It was... Crazy in there, 209 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,028 But... 210 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,464 I threw up, and now I feel better. 211 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,632 Where were you? 212 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,767 In the can. I knew I was gonna urp, 213 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,803 So I put this on over my suit. 214 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,838 Number 31 won't let me in the delivery room. 215 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,640 We're gonna need a name eventually. 216 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,342 Mr. Stinson? 217 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,277 Yes? Congratulations. 218 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,845 Congratulations because 219 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,481 The blood test came back and I'm not the father?! 220 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:38,617 Happy not a father's day! 221 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,686 No. Congratulations. 222 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,954 It's a girl. 223 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,122 Would you like to meet her? 224 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,690 Nah, I'm good. 225 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,193 I don't... Oh, just go meet your daughter! 226 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:51,296 This is ellie. 227 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,409 I'll give you guys a minute. 228 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,547 ¶ ¶ 229 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:21,159 You are the love of my life. 230 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,830 (trembling breath) 231 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:29,868 Everything I have... 232 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,771 And everything I am... 233 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:37,375 ...Is yours. 234 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,911 (gasping breath) 235 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,980 Forever. 236 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:56,861 What? 237 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,264 Do I have stuff in my teeth? 238 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,565 Give me your engagement ring back. 239 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,734 Just because I have stuff in my teeth? 240 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,436 We-we can work through this. 241 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,670 (laughs): Just give it back. 242 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,674 (clears throat) 243 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:14,546 Five years is past the statute of limitations on proposals. 244 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:17,015 If you don't get married in that time, you have to re-propose. 245 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,051 Will you... 246 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,586 Yes. Yes, you silly man. 247 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,787 Let me finish. 248 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,822 Will you... 249 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:24,889 Yes! Sorry. 250 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:26,391 Yes. 251 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,326 Will y... 252 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,095 Will you marry me... 253 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,796 On Thursday? 254 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,933 I called your office-- you got nothing on Thursday. 255 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,601 Will you marry me on Thursday? 256 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,602 Yes. 257 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,170 (laughs) 258 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,011 (groans) 259 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,412 Same ring. 260 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,514 (laughs) 261 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,583 Lily: I can't believe it. 262 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:53,952 It's ted mosby's wedding day! 263 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,821 Yes! After only seven years and two kids. 264 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,423 Guys, am I rushing into this? 265 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,624 Whoa. 266 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,459 Oh, buddy, are you okay? 267 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,828 So tired. 268 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,964 Baby no sleepy. 269 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,932 Barney dying. 270 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,602 Well, we're staying out till 3:00 a.M. Tonight. 271 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,171 9:45! 272 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,007 Seriously, though, I am so proud of you. 273 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,108 Not that you're a dad. 274 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,610 It's like you're a totally 275 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:20,011 Different pers... Whoa! 276 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,180 And... We're back. 277 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,784 Hey. 278 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,153 Hi. What to join us for shots? 279 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,554 (chuckles): Shots? 280 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,856 Before lunch on a Thursday? 281 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,826 It's like you're trying to make bad decisions. 282 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,995 You young ladies need to go home, 283 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,697 Put on some decent clothes 284 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,733 And take a good hard look at your lives. Get! 285 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,169 Call your parents-- 286 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,804 They're probably worried sick. 287 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,907 I have officially 288 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,142 Seen everything. 289 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,613 Not everything. 290 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,323 Hi. Hi. 291 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,597 I-I know I've... Missed a couple lately, but... 292 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:16,501 We said we'd always be there for the big moments. 293 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,271 Aw, crap. 294 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,506 Mascara running. 295 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,975 Nobody let her out of your sight. 296 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,013 Hi, daddy. Whoa. 297 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,615 Look, robin, I'm really happy to see you, 298 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,450 But I don't think of you that way anymore. 299 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,352 No, dummy, you had a kid. 300 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,954 Congrats. Right, yeah. 301 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,722 Thanks. A kid. 302 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,290 I'm tired. 303 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,925 Oh. But, uh, 304 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,594 She's awesome. Yeah? 305 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,895 Yeah. 306 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,830 Daddy's home. 307 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,934 Mm. 308 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,704 Judge fudge? Hey? (laughs) hey... 309 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,305 Actually, um, little announcement for everybody. 310 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,441 I'm gonna be running for state supreme court. 311 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,376 Yeah. So if everything goes well, 312 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,278 In a couple of months, you won't be calling me 313 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,113 Judge fudge anymore. 314 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,282 You'll be calling me fudge supreme. 315 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,618 (others chuckling) 316 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,421 The man of the hour. 317 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,623 Yeah. 318 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,258 You rsvp'd no. 319 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,893 I did. 320 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:19,397 But someone pretty persuasive talked me into it. 321 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,734 ¶ ¶ 322 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,604 Sorry. I know it's bad luck 323 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,673 To see the bride in her dress. 324 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,376 Worth it. 325 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,447 But I couldn't miss this. 326 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,749 I want to get a picture. 327 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,084 Get in! I want to take a picture of you guys. 328 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,953 Come on, get together. 329 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,321 Are you ready? 330 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,456 All right, get in. All right. All right. 331 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,158 One, two, 332 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,693 Three. 333 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,994 (shutter clicks) 334 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,397 ¶ ¶ 335 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,036 Hey. Hey, you kids. 336 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,672 Yeah, you didn't sound a thousand there. 337 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,310 Do you have any idea what happened right here 338 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,778 In this very bar? 339 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,613 No. What happened? 340 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,682 (chuckles) 341 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,517 Just... 342 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,689 ...Just all kinds of stuff. 343 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,292 A toast. 344 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,794 Mm-hmm. 345 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,195 Okay, first off... 346 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,097 To everyone at this table... 347 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,033 ...I love you guys so much, 348 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,301 I can't even... 349 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,170 Just move to the second part. Okay, okay. 350 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,038 Secondly, to ted... 351 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:34,906 Don't say it. 352 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,975 Others: ...Evelyn mosby. 353 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,710 Thanks. Thank you for that. 354 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,511 A man with... 355 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,047 More emotional endurance 356 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,416 Than anyone I know. 357 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,584 It was a long, 358 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,887 Difficult road. 359 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,589 Thank god we finally got here. 360 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,590 Hear, hear. 361 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,825 Others: Hear, hear. 362 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,393 Narrator: Aunt lily wasn't wrong. 363 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,730 It was at times a long, difficult road. 364 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,832 But I'm glad it was long and difficult, 365 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:04,202 Because if I hadn't gone through hell to get there, 366 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,904 The lesson might not have been as clear. 367 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,773 You see, kids, right from the moment 368 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,775 I met your mom, I knew... 369 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,511 I have to love this woman as much as I can 370 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,714 For as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, 371 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,516 Not even for a second. 372 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,786 I carried that lesson with me through every 373 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,122 Stupid fight we ever had, 374 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,758 Every 5:00 a.M. Christmas morning, 375 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,460 Every sleepy Sunday afternoon, 376 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,728 Through every speed bump. 377 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,196 Every pang of jealousy 378 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,433 Or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, 379 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,202 I carried that lesson with me. 380 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,872 And I carried it with me when she got sick. 381 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:45,143 Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, 382 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,979 All I could do was look at her and thank god, 383 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:52,617 Thank every god there is, or ever was, or will be, 384 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,152 And the whole universe, 385 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,555 And anyone else I could possibly thank... 386 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,457 ¶ will I see you tonight? ¶ 387 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,226 ...That I saw that beautiful girl 388 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,495 On that train platform, 389 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,298 And that I had the guts to stand up, 390 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,135 Walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, 391 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,071 Open my mouth, 392 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,273 And speak. 393 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,108 Excuse me. Hi. Hi. 394 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,843 I'm the... The best man. Yeah. Get in here, 395 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,945 Get in here, get in here. Oh, thanks. Here, let me. 396 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,347 Oh, okay. Thank you. 397 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,782 Great show tonight. Yeah. Oh, thank you. 398 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,784 You're cindy's ex-roommate, right? 399 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,287 Yeah. And you are the professor. 400 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,923 I took one of your classes. 401 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,758 Really? Which one? Mm-hmm. 402 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,026 Econ 305. 403 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,161 Econ 305. I don't teach... 404 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,429 Oh, no. 405 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,831 Oh, yeah. 406 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,000 Excuse me, I'm gonna jump onto the tracks now. No. 407 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,602 No, no, no, don't. You were great, you were great. 408 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,270 Wait a second. 409 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,206 This is my umbrella. 410 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:52,276 I left this umbrella at cindy's-- you totally stole my umbrella. 411 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,644 (laughs): What? No, I didn't. 412 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,947 This is my umbrella. I bought this. 413 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,449 Excuse me. It even has my initials 414 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,218 On it right here: T.M. 415 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,652 Ted mosby. 416 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,654 Yeah. Look again, ted mosby. 417 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,057 Those are my initials: T.M. 418 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,060 Tracy mcconnell. Um, no, tracy mcconnell, 419 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,863 It's t.M.-- Totally my umbrella. 420 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,232 Uh, you're t.M.-- Terribly mistaken, 421 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,568 Because this umbrella has always belonged t.M.: 422 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,737 To me. 423 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,172 (laughs) 424 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:25,076 Although... I did lose it for a few years there. 425 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,845 Um... So, I went to this dance club... 426 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,080 On st. Patrick's day. 427 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,250 ...On st. Patrick's day. 428 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,851 And you left it there. 429 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,853 And I left it there. 430 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,656 And you never thought you'd see it again. 431 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,159 And I never thought I'd see it again. 432 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,432 Funny how sometimes you just... 433 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,100 Find things. 434 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:53,671 ¶ will I see you tonight? ¶ 435 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,106 Hi. 436 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,274 (laughs): Hi. 437 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,210 ¶ ¶ 438 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:01,179 ¶ every night ¶ 439 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,247 ¶ it's just the same ¶ 440 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:09,654 ¶ all upon a downtown train. ¶ 441 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,790 And that, kids... 442 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,560 Is how I met your mother. 443 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,462 That's it? 444 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,564 That's it. 445 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,532 No. I don't buy it. 446 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,235 That is not the reason you made us listen to this. 447 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,603 Oh, really? 448 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,939 Then what's the reason? 449 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,574 Let's look at the facts here. 450 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,111 You made us sit down and listen to this story about how you met mom, 451 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:36,314 Yet mom's hardly in the story. No. 452 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,049 This is a story about how 453 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,584 You're totally in love with aunt robin. 454 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,119 And you're thinking about asking her out, 455 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,321 And you want to know if we're okay with it. 456 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,755 I can't believe this. 457 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,426 I kept this story short and to the point, 458 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,428 And you guys still missed it. 459 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,730 The point of the story is that... 460 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,666 Is that you totally, totally, totally have the hots for aunt robin. 461 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,400 No, I don't. 462 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,902 Yes, you do. 463 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,403 You're grounded. 464 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,771 Wow, you are really into aunt robin. 465 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:01,806 You're grounded, too. 466 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,278 Okay, suppose I were interested in aunt robin in that way-- 467 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,347 It's not like I'd do anything about it. 468 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,649 I got you guys to think about. My gosh, 469 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,950 We love aunt robin. 470 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,852 Whenever she comes over for dinner, you guys 471 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,787 Are so obvious. 472 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:17,955 Come on, dad. 473 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,625 Mom's been gone for six years now. 474 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,393 It's time. 475 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,631 What, I just... Just call her up on the phone 476 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,933 And ask her out on a date? 477 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,134 Yes. Yes. 478 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,969 And that... That's something 479 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,271 You guys would want? 480 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,505 Yes! Yes! 481 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,313 All right, I'll give her a call. 482 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,948 Do it. I am. 483 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,783 Call her. I'm calling her. 484 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:46,817 Great. 485 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,020 Here I go. 486 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:53,824 Or... 487 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,194 ¶ ¶ 488 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,463 All right, home sweet home. 489 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,200 Oh. Wait one second. 490 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,668 Okay. 491 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,504 Stay. 492 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,738 (sighs): We'll work on that. 493 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,574 (intercom chimes) 494 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,510 Television, display front door security. 495 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,412 (sighs) television, dis... 496 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,680 Oh, for pete's sakes. 497 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,848 ¶ may come and go ¶ 498 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,185 ¶ our crooked dreams ¶ 499 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,222 ¶ will always flow ¶ 500 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,256 ¶ remember ¶ 501 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,692 ¶ remem... ¶ 502 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,428 ¶ ber ¶ 503 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,231 ¶ all we fight for ¶ 504 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,835 ¶ remember ¶ 505 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,271 ¶ remem... ¶ 506 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,607 ¶ ber ¶ 507 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,410 ¶ all we fight for ¶ 508 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,248 ¶ remember ¶ 509 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,216 ¶ remem... ¶ 510 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,085 ¶ ber ¶ 511 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,955 ¶ all we fight for ¶ 512 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:10,434 ¶ oh, oh, oh, oh... ¶ 513 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,504 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org