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Previously on Impastor...
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I'm going to the police.
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Unless, of course,
you have something to hide.
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All I had to do
was get the necklace
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back on Aunt Ruby
and I'd be safe.
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Shh.
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You have the bluest eyes
I've ever seen.
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Kenny?
I didn't expect--
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For me to ever find you?
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Oh, good morning,
sleepyhead. Surprise.
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Oh, my gosh.
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How much fun was
Macaroni Junction last night?
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Chugga-chugga
toot toot!
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Please, no train whistles
before noon.
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Ever find out what happened
to Alexa last night?
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Well, Russell said he saw her
with some hunk muffin
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after the fashion show,
so maybe
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she was having S-E-X,
if you know what I mean.
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Well, it's kind of tough when
you speak in code like that,
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but I get the idea.
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Hi.
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Damn, you look hot, Tina.
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Oh, that's right.
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You're Alexa now.
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Guess I should
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get this changed.
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What do you want, Kenny?
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You.
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12 years in prison,
you're all I could think about.
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You said you would
wait for me.
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What was I supposed to do?
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I was broke, I was scared.
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I took off
to get a fresh start.
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You may have been scared,
but you weren't broke.
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I...
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I know you took the money.
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What?
No, I didn't.
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Bullshit.
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You owe me.
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Kenny, I swear, I don't know
what happened with that money.
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I came here with nothing
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and started a new life.
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I wonder what would happen
to that new life
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if all the people
around here, cops,
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knew what you did
12 years ago?
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Hey,
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do I have to go to that
Grief and Loss prayer circle?
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It sounds kind of depressing.
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Well, if you don't go,
I'll have to.
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Great.
Thanks.
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Knock-knock.
Hi, Dora.
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- Oh, hey, Becky.
- Hi, Pastor.
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Here's the quote I want
sewn into my dress.
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I know we said next week,
but can I have it by tomorrow?
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Oh, this is gonna be
really tough
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because to--'cause I...
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Oh, what the heck?
Okay.
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I'll fire up the machine
and get to sewing.
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Thanks again, Dora.
You're such a good friend.
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Oh, I'm happy to do it.
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And I'm so thrilled
for you and Pete.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Is something wrong?
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No, I don't want to
bother you with it.
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Okay.
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It's just the guy
that she's engaged to, Pete...
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well, I used to be
engaged to him two years ago.
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Until the rehearsal dinner.
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I always wondered
how I would know
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when I met Mr. Right.
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And I think it was
Aunt Joanie
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who told me
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"When you know,
you know."
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Here's to knowing.
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I don't know.
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What to say?
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Just speak from the heart,
pumpkin.
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No, I don't know about us.
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And you deserve someone
who's 100% sure.
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No, I-I don't need 100%.
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I-I'd take 80.
Can you give me 80?
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Joanie, scoot in.
Can you give me 80?
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Pete, I'll take anything
over 50!
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Man, you really
embarrassed yourself.
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Yeah, and I thought
I was over it, I really did.
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And then I saw
this beautiful dress,
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and then I-I just...
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Oh, Dora, don't be
such a Sullen Sally.
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Oh, I better get to work
sewing her quote in.
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What's it say?
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"When you know,
you know."
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Yeesh.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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These blue eyes are glad
to see you again.
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Oh, oh, I'm terribly sorry.
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No, I thought you were
someone else.
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I just--
I'm not a pervert.
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Come on, come on.
Damn.
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Lucky penny, my ass.
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Alexa.
Hey.
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Missed you at
the Junction last night.
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Russell ate his spumoni
too fast,
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got an ice cream headache,
it was off the hook.
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Yeah, I'm sorry
I couldn't make it.
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Uh, Pastor Barlow,
this is Kenny.
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He's... an old friend
of mine.
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Hey, welcome to Ladner.
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Yeah.
Let's go.
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Bye.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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Hey, you talked
to Alexa today?
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She happen to mention anything
about that guy she's with?
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No, I don't know, maybe they're
just somewhere
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happily in a relationship
together, but...
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what would I know about that?
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So, what?
You still got a thing
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for that guy who dumped you?
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No.
It's just...
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ever since
I was a little girl,
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I have dreamed of
walking down the aisle
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in the perfect wedding dress.
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And I'm really starting
to feel like
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it may never happen for me.
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Well, it won't
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if you sit in here all day
being a Sullen Sally.
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You got to put yourself
out there.
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You know, I have been thinking
about signing up
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for a 30-day trial on
LutheranLifePartners.com.
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I'm talking about
going out to a bar.
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You'd have guys all over.
You're a total babe.
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And I'm not just talking
last-call-beer-goggles babe.
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- Legit.
- Well, thank you,
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but, I mean, I don't know.
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And I couldn't just--I couldn't
go to a bar by myself.
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Well, would you mind having
a gay man as your date?
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I would love it.
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Great. I'll have Russell
pick you up for happy hour.
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Great.
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- Oh.
- Whoa.
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Take it easy there.
It's just me,
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you favorite
neighborhood pastor.
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Sorry, I'm just
a little jumpy today.
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That have anything to do
with your visitor?
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Kenny? No.
He's just an old friend.
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He didn't seem
too friendly to me.
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Alexa, is he hassling you?
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Because if he is, tell me.
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Let me help.
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There's nothing you can do.
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Maybe I could talk to him.
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You have no idea
the kind of guy he is.
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I know exactly
the kind of guy he is.
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My mother had a lot
of Kennys in her life.
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Please.
Just stay out of it.
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Okay?
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I probably
should have stayed out of it...
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But I didn't.
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A little early for Scotch,
isn't it?
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Bite me, asshole.
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That's Pastor Asshole to you.
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Look, I don't know
what your deal is,
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but Alexa is a member
of my flock,
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and it's my job
to look out for her.
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You know what you should be
looking out for?
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Oh!
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That.
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Good tip.
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Hey!
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I'm not done with you.
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Sounds like somebody
wants some more.
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You [bleep]
with the wrong pastor!
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The good feeling
I had from cold-cocking this prick
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soon gave way to a much more
sobering thought.
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What the hell do I do now?
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I threw Kenny in
my car and bought some duct tape
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to tie him up
before he came to.
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I needed time to think.
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Pastor Barlow.
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- Hey.
- Funny meeting you here.
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I-I need your input
on something.
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Yeah, now is not really
the best--
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Here's a--all my adult life,
I have
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eaten oatmeal for breakfast.
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Day in, day out,
year after year,
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and it's kept me secure
and regular,
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but it's bland.
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And frankly,
I am bored of it.
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Fascinating stuff, Alden.
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I have been thinking about
exploring something sweeter,
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like a hot, glazed doughnut,
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but I know it would be
bad for me.
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Oh, Pastor, how does a man
resist temptation?
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Well, in breakfast,
as in life--
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What--who is in
your car there?
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Oh, that's, uh...
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that's one of
Alexa's mannequins.
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She's letting me use it
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so I could drive in
the carpool lane.
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Shh.
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But, as for your problem,
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did you ever hear of the story
of Jesus and the, uh...
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- Stop sign?
- No.
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As he told his disciples,
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if you look at it this way,
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it tells you to stop.
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But if you look at it
this way,
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it doesn't.
Understand?
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No, not at all.
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Oh, well.
You noodle on that a while.
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Peace be with you.
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Women really come to places
like this to find love?
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Not dressed like that,
they don't.
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Stand up so I can
assess the damage.
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It's all so...
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Little House On the Prairie.
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Thank you.
I love that show.
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Shocked.
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Try undoing your cardigan.
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Let loose a bit.
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Good.
Okay, do a little hair flip.
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We'll work on it.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You know before when you told me
to stay out of it with Kenny?
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I kinda didn't.
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Oh, no. Please don't tell me
you pissed him off.
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Well, that depends.
Does he get pissed off
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when he gets hit in the head
with a bottle?
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What?
What are you talking about?
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He kicked me in the balls,
so I clocked him.
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Okay.
Where is he now?
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I don't know.
I was gonna tie him up,
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but he got away.
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Who are you?
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Just your average,
everyday pastor
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with really sore nuts.
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Buddy, you have no idea
what you have done.
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Kenny is a violent,
mentally unstable ex-con.
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Okay, that's some info
I could have used an hour ago.
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Neither of us is safe,
all right?
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He's gonna come after us.
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If he's that dangerous,
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why don't you just
go to the police?
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Uh... I can't.
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Okay, it's a long story.
I'll tell you when we get there.
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Get where?
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Wherever we're going
that's not here.
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Let's go dance.
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No, thank you.
I'm just really not a dancer.
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Dora, come on.
Get out of your shell.
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Okay.
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Go back in your shell,
go back in your shell.
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Whoa, is everything okay?
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It is now.
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Good. I thought you were having
a seizure.
256
00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:10,212
All right.
257
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,131
$20 for the hour,
60 for the whole night.
258
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,966
Uh, we'll take it
for the night.
259
00:12:15,085 --> 00:12:16,968
Ooh, marathon man, huh?
260
00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:18,470
Call me when
the pill wears off.
261
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,676
Creepy.
262
00:12:24,761 --> 00:12:26,261
Well, that wasn't awkward.
263
00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:28,146
Him thinking we're here
for sex.
264
00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:30,231
Yeah. I guess he couldn't tell
I'm gay.
265
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,601
You know, you don't really
come across that way.
266
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:37,238
No?
267
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,358
Not to me.
268
00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:43,411
Yeah, so tell me why you can't
go to the police about Kenny.
269
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:47,665
If I do, can I trust
that you'll keep it between us?
270
00:12:47,784 --> 00:12:49,000
I'm a pastor.
271
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:50,952
It's my job to keep secrets.
272
00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:52,504
And to bless crap.
273
00:12:52,622 --> 00:12:55,123
Okay.
Uh...
274
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,791
Here it goes.
275
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,294
Um...
276
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:03,598
I...I am not who everybody
in Ladner thinks I am.
277
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,633
My real name is
Christina Burke,
278
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,886
and when I was a teenager,
279
00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:09,804
I was involved
in a bank robbery.
280
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,140
Holy shit.
281
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,858
I did not see
that one coming.
282
00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:17,362
I was a runaway,
living on the streets of Boston,
283
00:13:17,481 --> 00:13:19,030
and Kenny took me in.
284
00:13:19,149 --> 00:13:20,648
You know, he made me
feel safe.
285
00:13:20,784 --> 00:13:23,368
I was young and naive,
286
00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:26,988
and he convinced me
to drive the getaway car.
287
00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:28,239
You said he was
an ex-con.
288
00:13:28,325 --> 00:13:29,240
I'm guessing he got caught.
289
00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:30,992
Yeah, but I got away.
290
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,745
I changed my name,
moved across the country,
291
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:37,749
and somehow
he tracked me down.
292
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:38,967
What does he want?
293
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,386
He says that I owe him.
294
00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:44,472
He thinks that I stole
the money he hid, but I didn't.
295
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:47,091
Buddy, I have worked
so hard for what I have,
296
00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:48,309
and I don't want to--
297
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,395
I don't want to lose it.
298
00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:51,729
Of course not.
299
00:13:55,352 --> 00:13:57,819
You have no idea what it's like
living a lie.
300
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,072
Pretending to be
someone you're not.
301
00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:03,107
I can only imagine.
302
00:14:06,196 --> 00:14:07,412
- You sure you're okay?
- Yes.
303
00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:09,280
- Okay.
- Fine.
304
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:12,200
I'm just gonna stay here
for a little bit and rest
305
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,419
before I go home...
306
00:14:14,538 --> 00:14:18,039
Alone... like always.
307
00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:19,874
This is fun.
308
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,677
- Good night then.
- Night.
309
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,263
For what it's worth,
I'll always be here for you.
310
00:14:25,382 --> 00:14:27,048
Unless, you know,
I meet someone.
311
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,050
Bye-bye.
312
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,224
"We met here.
I spilled water on you.
313
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,226
"You noticed my blue eyes.
314
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,061
"Would like to see you again.
315
00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:42,614
The Last Gentleman."
316
00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:04,002
- Mr. Schmidt?
- Oh, I just--just looking.
317
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:05,753
- We're closing now.
- Wh--
318
00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:08,089
Yeah, well, uh, uh,
good night, Jerome.
319
00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:09,841
I'm Karl.
320
00:15:09,926 --> 00:15:11,759
Perhaps.
321
00:15:15,599 --> 00:15:19,684
Do you want--do you want me
to make a toast?
322
00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:24,439
"When you know...
323
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,907
You know."
324
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,930
You okay?
325
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,298
Yeah.
326
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,850
Yeah, I was just seeing
how comfy to floor was
327
00:15:52,969 --> 00:15:55,386
'cause that's where
I'll be sleeping.
328
00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:57,522
I don't see why we can't
just sleep in the same bed.
329
00:15:57,641 --> 00:16:00,141
I mean, you are gay, right?
330
00:16:00,277 --> 00:16:01,643
Like Christmas.
331
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,145
Really wouldn't mind
not sleeping alone tonight.
332
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,197
Oh, okay.
333
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,705
Do you always sleep
with your pants on?
334
00:16:13,823 --> 00:16:16,658
Ah, right.
335
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,660
You should turn around.
336
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:21,329
So modest.
337
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,997
It wasn't modesty.
338
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,750
I just didn't want her to see
I had a boner.
339
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:39,814
Kenny's never gonna stop
until he finds us.
340
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,733
How are we gonna
get out of this?
341
00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:44,185
Don't worry.
I have a plan.
342
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,687
Just get some rest.
343
00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:48,756
Oh, forgot to take
my bra off.
344
00:16:58,873 --> 00:17:00,156
I had lied to Alexa.
345
00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:01,657
I had no plan.
346
00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:04,994
All I had was a nagging
hard-on and a psycho ex-con
347
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:08,831
who had come 3,000 miles
for revenge.
348
00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:10,966
Alexa, wake up.
349
00:17:11,052 --> 00:17:12,052
I need you to call Kenny.
350
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,469
Say you want to meet him
here at the motel.
351
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,554
And then what?
352
00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:16,639
Then you get the hell
out of here.
353
00:17:24,182 --> 00:17:25,481
Oh, my God.
354
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,099
Oh, my God.
355
00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:28,651
Knock-knock.
356
00:17:31,022 --> 00:17:32,855
I'm here for the dress.
357
00:17:44,035 --> 00:17:45,334
Dora?
358
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:46,669
Becky?
359
00:17:48,456 --> 00:17:51,624
What--what's up,
girlfriend?
360
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:55,544
What's going on?
361
00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:59,381
What did you do to my dress?
362
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,517
I'm so, so sorry.
It was an accident.
363
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,769
You're wearing my wedding dress
by accident?
364
00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:06,472
- Maybe--well, no.
- Then what the heck?
365
00:18:06,557 --> 00:18:08,057
I don't know.
I guess that I--
366
00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:09,692
Just stop.
367
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:11,444
I am so mad at you right now,
368
00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:13,279
I can't even see straight.
369
00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:16,866
You're mad at me?
I am mad at you.
370
00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:18,701
For what?
371
00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:21,987
For marrying my ex-fiancée,
372
00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:24,039
and for stealing my quote,
373
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,992
and for asking me to sew it
into this stupid dress
374
00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:28,327
that I look amazing in.
375
00:18:28,412 --> 00:18:30,746
Well, you seemed like
you were fine with everything.
376
00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:31,964
I'm Dora.
377
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,582
I always seem like
I'm fine with everything.
378
00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:35,384
My face says nothing
about my feelings.
379
00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:38,637
Why did you say yes when I asked
you to sew my quote in?
380
00:18:38,756 --> 00:18:40,172
Because I say yes...
381
00:18:40,258 --> 00:18:41,807
to everything.
382
00:18:41,926 --> 00:18:43,809
Yes, I'll sew your quote in.
383
00:18:43,928 --> 00:18:45,094
Yes, I'll dance even though
384
00:18:45,229 --> 00:18:46,929
it makes people think
I need medical attention.
385
00:18:47,014 --> 00:18:48,898
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.
386
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,349
It's all I ever say,
387
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:53,686
but that stops
right now, Becko.
388
00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:56,272
I will not let people
walk all over me.
389
00:18:56,357 --> 00:18:58,691
I will not be
a Dora-mat.
390
00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:01,660
From now on,
I will never say yes
391
00:19:01,779 --> 00:19:03,946
when I want to say no!
392
00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:07,082
Okay, you're a little
out of control right now,
393
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:09,668
so I'm gonna leave.
394
00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:11,453
I assume you'll get
the dress cleaned.
395
00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:14,290
Oh, yes, of course.
396
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,967
Where's Alexa?
397
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,552
You're dealing with me now.
398
00:19:26,637 --> 00:19:28,220
Oh, you're in this together?
399
00:19:28,306 --> 00:19:30,105
That's right.
400
00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:31,557
I don't know what
she's been telling you,
401
00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:32,942
but she ain't
the innocent little princess
402
00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:34,027
you think she is.
403
00:19:34,028 --> 00:19:34,894
She's playing you,
404
00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:36,779
just like she played me.
405
00:19:36,864 --> 00:19:39,315
There's a guy
I recently met said,
406
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,699
"Bite me, asshole."
407
00:19:40,818 --> 00:19:41,818
Don't...
408
00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:45,821
Don't be stupid, Pastor man.
409
00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:46,956
If you even are a pastor.
410
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,825
You sure as hell
don't seem like one to me.
411
00:19:49,911 --> 00:19:51,243
All right, you know what?
412
00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:53,879
Let's keep this on you, okay?
413
00:19:53,998 --> 00:19:57,383
You familiar with the name
Mike Hoffman?
414
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:58,968
Where did you get that name?
415
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,302
Well, it turns out
416
00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:02,838
parole officers
are public record.
417
00:20:02,974 --> 00:20:04,723
Yeah, old Mike wasn't
too happy to learn that you left
418
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,759
the state of Massachusetts
without telling him.
419
00:20:06,844 --> 00:20:07,844
You son of a bitch.
420
00:20:07,845 --> 00:20:09,178
Hey, hey.
421
00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:10,646
The local police should be here
in about ten minutes.
422
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,815
You got two choices:
423
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,317
wait here, go back to prison.
424
00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:19,738
Or take off now
and see if you can outrun them.
425
00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:23,192
Maybe there's a third choice.
426
00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:24,944
Yeah?
427
00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:27,663
What's that?
428
00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:32,555
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