1 00:00:00,179 --> 00:00:01,847 (Buddy) Previously on Impastor... 2 00:00:01,882 --> 00:00:05,924 All of my instincts tell me that he is a good man. 3 00:00:09,145 --> 00:00:09,889 Oh! 4 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,235 What do you need a private line for? 5 00:00:11,289 --> 00:00:13,265 What affair? I don't know what you're talking about. 6 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,933 That jumper we hauled out of the bay? 7 00:00:15,019 --> 00:00:16,439 Dental records came back... 8 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:19,363 some pastor from Florida named Jonathan Barlow. 9 00:00:20,973 --> 00:00:22,862 (Buddy) I'd been in Ladner for a while now, 10 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,867 and I was really starting to get the hang of this pastor thing. 11 00:00:25,953 --> 00:00:28,070 I was coming up with my sermons a lot easier. 12 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:30,839 I'd worked out a system for advising congregants. 13 00:00:30,874 --> 00:00:33,685 Should I have the experimental surgery? 14 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:38,269 Signs point to yes. 15 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,013 And I'd delegated all the annoying work 16 00:00:40,048 --> 00:00:42,461 to my assistant, who lives for that crap. 17 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,039 Hey, I finished your pastor newsletter. 18 00:00:44,074 --> 00:00:45,887 I just need you to sign. 19 00:00:46,023 --> 00:00:47,833 All right. 20 00:00:47,868 --> 00:00:49,858 Hope you put some big words in here this time. 21 00:00:49,943 --> 00:00:53,111 I used "ecclesiastical" and "complementarianism." 22 00:00:53,146 --> 00:00:55,549 Nice! People love a smart pastor. 23 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:56,837 Yes. 24 00:00:56,872 --> 00:00:58,900 - Here you go. - Thank you. 25 00:00:58,986 --> 00:01:01,236 [sighs] 26 00:01:01,372 --> 00:01:02,791 Is there anything else? 27 00:01:02,826 --> 00:01:03,989 No. 28 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:06,204 - You sure? - Yes. 29 00:01:06,239 --> 00:01:07,681 Dora, something wrong? 30 00:01:07,716 --> 00:01:10,879 All right, stop hounding me. I'll tell you. 31 00:01:10,964 --> 00:01:13,999 The Ladner Lodge Bingo-mania begins tonight. 32 00:01:14,084 --> 00:01:15,527 And you have nothing to wear? 33 00:01:15,562 --> 00:01:18,011 And... 34 00:01:18,046 --> 00:01:21,378 [sighs] I'm addicted to bingo. 35 00:01:21,413 --> 00:01:24,420 Really? Aren't you, like, 40 years too young for that? 36 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:27,619 Weakness and temptation do not discriminate by age. 37 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:28,922 Yeah, but bingo? 38 00:01:28,957 --> 00:01:31,004 Why not blackjack? Or better yet, craps? 39 00:01:31,039 --> 00:01:32,239 Best odds in the casino. 40 00:01:32,274 --> 00:01:33,836 If you're gonna get hooked, that's the one. 41 00:01:33,871 --> 00:01:35,640 No, no, my game is bingo, 42 00:01:35,675 --> 00:01:38,586 and last year I hit rock bottom. 43 00:01:38,621 --> 00:01:41,472 I lost $840 44 00:01:41,507 --> 00:01:44,015 and, as a result... 45 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:46,056 my "praycation" to Boise. 46 00:01:46,091 --> 00:01:48,764 That does sound terrible, all of it. 47 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:52,719 But this year I am determined to overcome my gambling problem. 48 00:01:52,754 --> 00:01:56,282 (Buddy) I had a gambling problem too. I hadn't gambled in weeks. 49 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,522 Here, take it. It's $1,000. 50 00:01:58,557 --> 00:02:00,447 I was just hoping you could hold on to it for me 51 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:03,473 till all this Bingo-mania stuff is over. 52 00:02:03,508 --> 00:02:04,682 You bet. 53 00:02:04,717 --> 00:02:07,306 Or you won't bet, because I'll be holding your money. 54 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,515 Thank you. 55 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:12,235 It's really nice to know I have someone I can trust. 56 00:02:13,536 --> 00:02:16,682 In gambler's lingo, this was called a bankroll. 57 00:02:16,717 --> 00:02:20,119 But it was Dora's money. I had to do the right thing. 58 00:02:20,154 --> 00:02:23,113 Come to papa, baby, one more time! 59 00:02:23,148 --> 00:02:24,091 (all) Yeah! 60 00:02:24,126 --> 00:02:25,857 ♪ Whoa ♪ 61 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:28,457 ♪ I'm sanctified ♪ 62 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:30,492 Hey, hey, I came as soon as I could. 63 00:02:30,527 --> 00:02:31,767 What is the emergency? 64 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:33,201 My real-estate friend, Sandy, called. 65 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,514 A wealthy Lutheran family just moved to the area, 66 00:02:35,549 --> 00:02:37,267 and they haven't picked a church yet. 67 00:02:37,302 --> 00:02:39,540 - What do we know so far? - They're the Fenwicks... 68 00:02:39,575 --> 00:02:41,735 Jason, a lawyer, Courtney, a pharmacist... 69 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:44,335 - And three kids. Names... - Unimportant! 70 00:02:44,370 --> 00:02:45,575 How wealthy? 71 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:47,427 - Loaded. - Do we know if they're givers? 72 00:02:47,462 --> 00:02:50,717 They financed a sanctuary at their last church. 73 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:52,853 This is the godsend we've been praying for. 74 00:02:52,888 --> 00:02:55,211 We may finally get our new Sunday school. 75 00:02:55,246 --> 00:02:56,753 But there's a problem. 76 00:02:56,788 --> 00:02:59,286 Their house is halfway between Ladner and Pineville. 77 00:02:59,321 --> 00:03:00,484 We have to snag them 78 00:03:00,519 --> 00:03:01,601 before Pineville Lutheran does. 79 00:03:01,636 --> 00:03:03,629 Maybe we should invite them to a Sunday service. 80 00:03:03,664 --> 00:03:05,302 Or we could do something smart. 81 00:03:05,337 --> 00:03:09,344 I'll arrange a personal meeting with the Fenwicks for tomorrow. 82 00:03:09,379 --> 00:03:12,439 Alexa, you're not off-putting. You'll come with me. 83 00:03:12,474 --> 00:03:14,640 We'll meet at the coffee shop and take one car. 84 00:03:14,675 --> 00:03:15,873 What about me? 85 00:03:15,908 --> 00:03:16,935 You stay by your phone, 86 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:19,453 and if we need reinforcements, I will call you. 87 00:03:19,488 --> 00:03:21,167 You're not going to call, are you? 88 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,044 Highly unlikely. 89 00:03:24,597 --> 00:03:25,945 [knock at door] 90 00:03:31,391 --> 00:03:33,433 Enter! 91 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:34,863 Buddy... Ugh! 92 00:03:34,898 --> 00:03:36,853 Smells like Pastor Willis in here. 93 00:03:36,888 --> 00:03:39,484 He used to drive Dora crazy with those cigars. 94 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:40,636 What can I do for you, Russell? 95 00:03:40,671 --> 00:03:45,289 Did you know Willis died a year ago in this very room? 96 00:03:45,324 --> 00:03:47,138 Actually, he died on the toilet, 97 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:49,302 but Schmidt dragged him in here to save face. 98 00:03:49,337 --> 00:03:52,202 I only hope you'll show me the same respect when my time comes. 99 00:03:52,237 --> 00:03:54,114 - Is that all? - No. 100 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:55,165 [sighs] 101 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,008 You know that very wealthy family we're trying to recruit, 102 00:03:58,043 --> 00:04:00,697 the one that's got the whole council abuzz? 103 00:04:00,732 --> 00:04:01,420 Sure. 104 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:02,910 Schmidt won't even let me help. 105 00:04:02,945 --> 00:04:04,660 Because you let him not let you. 106 00:04:04,695 --> 00:04:07,531 Ooh, I need to hear this. Tell me more. 107 00:04:07,566 --> 00:04:08,567 Russell... 108 00:04:08,602 --> 00:04:11,172 you have to start thinking like a winner. 109 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:12,438 Winners take action. 110 00:04:12,473 --> 00:04:13,933 Goose bumps. Keep going. 111 00:04:13,968 --> 00:04:15,542 Winners don't sit on the sidelines. 112 00:04:15,577 --> 00:04:16,945 They get in the game. 113 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,673 The next time you have an opportunity, 114 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:19,711 you have to step up. 115 00:04:19,746 --> 00:04:21,770 Like Channing Tatum does in the Step Up trilogy! 116 00:04:21,805 --> 00:04:23,808 Even though he wasn't in the third one, which thematically... 117 00:04:23,843 --> 00:04:26,794 There you go. Put your chips on the table! 118 00:04:26,829 --> 00:04:29,843 Roll the dice, bet on yourself! 119 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,580 I'll see you later. 120 00:04:34,332 --> 00:04:36,123 One time. 121 00:04:36,158 --> 00:04:38,143 - Seven out. - No! 122 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:41,122 Oh, God. Oh, no. 123 00:04:41,157 --> 00:04:44,359 (Buddy) I couldn't believe I'd blown all of Dora's money playing craps. 124 00:04:44,394 --> 00:04:45,447 Idiot! 125 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:47,434 The minute I started losing, 126 00:04:47,469 --> 00:04:50,697 I should've switched to blackjack. 127 00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:52,227 - Hey. - Hey. 128 00:04:52,262 --> 00:04:53,856 I just got some great news. 129 00:04:53,891 --> 00:04:56,201 Donna Belmont broke her leg. 130 00:04:56,236 --> 00:04:58,872 Oh, that is great news. She sucks. 131 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,539 What? You don't even know her. 132 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:02,409 Oh. Then why is that great news? 133 00:05:02,444 --> 00:05:05,923 Because it means she can't go on her cruise to Alaska, 134 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:08,603 and she's offering me her spot for half off. 135 00:05:08,638 --> 00:05:12,304 Oh, Buddy, I've always wanted to see bald eagles... 136 00:05:12,339 --> 00:05:13,298 and Gallagher. 137 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:16,610 He's performing every night. 138 00:05:16,645 --> 00:05:18,576 So she broke her leg on purpose. 139 00:05:18,662 --> 00:05:20,114 You. [chuckles] 140 00:05:20,149 --> 00:05:22,329 So now I just need that money that I gave you to hold 141 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,410 so that I can go pay Donna. 142 00:05:24,445 --> 00:05:25,630 Right, right, the money you gave me 143 00:05:25,665 --> 00:05:27,094 - that I still have, yeah. - Yeah. 144 00:05:27,129 --> 00:05:29,892 Uh... I can't do that. 145 00:05:29,927 --> 00:05:31,222 What? 146 00:05:31,257 --> 00:05:32,815 Why not? 147 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,379 - I think we both know. - I don't. 148 00:05:34,414 --> 00:05:35,543 - Don't you? - No. 149 00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:37,743 Buddy? What's going on? 150 00:05:37,778 --> 00:05:40,555 Dora, you have a serious gambling problem. 151 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,038 What kind of spiritual leader, not to mention friend, 152 00:05:43,073 --> 00:05:45,684 would I be if I enabled your addiction? 153 00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:47,596 Yeah, but, see, this isn't about bingo. 154 00:05:47,631 --> 00:05:50,537 This is about me going on my dream cruise. 155 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:52,392 I promised I wouldn't give your money back 156 00:05:52,427 --> 00:05:54,229 until Bingo-mania was over. 157 00:05:54,264 --> 00:05:55,557 I don't care how many balding eagles 158 00:05:55,592 --> 00:05:56,799 or magicians you make up. 159 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,880 Gallagher is not a magician. 160 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:00,994 He's a prop comic... 161 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:02,889 and a genius. 162 00:06:02,924 --> 00:06:04,315 And I want my money. 163 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:07,020 - Dora... - Now! Buddy, please... 164 00:06:07,055 --> 00:06:09,151 before Donna gives my spot to someone else. 165 00:06:09,186 --> 00:06:12,088 All right! All right. 166 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:13,724 I'll go get it... 167 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:14,990 right after I tend to a church member 168 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:17,186 who's in desperate need of help. 169 00:06:17,221 --> 00:06:18,711 (Buddy) Me. 170 00:06:19,443 --> 00:06:23,136 (Buddy) To get Dora her money back, I had to take out a loan. 171 00:06:23,171 --> 00:06:25,347 Fortunately, my bank was mobile. 172 00:06:25,382 --> 00:06:27,784 Thanks for doing this, Ashlee. 173 00:06:27,819 --> 00:06:29,663 You look really good, by the way. 174 00:06:29,698 --> 00:06:31,438 [sniffs] Is that vanilla? 175 00:06:31,473 --> 00:06:34,254 I'm a busy girl. How much you need? 176 00:06:34,289 --> 00:06:35,692 $1,000. 177 00:06:35,727 --> 00:06:37,054 Okay. 178 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:41,624 You know what? Make it $1,500. 179 00:06:45,514 --> 00:06:48,017 Just so you know, vig's 30%... 180 00:06:48,052 --> 00:06:48,778 per week. 181 00:06:48,813 --> 00:06:49,856 Whoo. 182 00:06:49,891 --> 00:06:51,769 That's steep. 183 00:06:51,854 --> 00:06:54,040 But that includes a free hummer, right? 184 00:06:54,075 --> 00:06:56,641 Only if you can bend down that far. 185 00:06:59,255 --> 00:07:01,195 Have a seat. 186 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:05,206 I have it on good authority that the Fenwicks took a tour 187 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:06,905 of Pineville Lutheran yesterday. 188 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:08,728 Oh, that's discouraging. 189 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:10,824 Did I give you the impression I was finished? 190 00:07:10,859 --> 00:07:13,500 Even worse, apparently they really hit it off 191 00:07:13,535 --> 00:07:15,676 with P-ville's lady pastor. 192 00:07:15,761 --> 00:07:17,704 [scoffs] Mind-boggling. 193 00:07:17,739 --> 00:07:20,402 [sighs] Guess we've got our work cut out for us. 194 00:07:20,437 --> 00:07:23,405 That's why I've decided to step up and come with you. 195 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,434 Ah, n-no offense, Russell, 196 00:07:25,469 --> 00:07:28,146 but having you there will exponentially increase 197 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,730 our chances of failure. 198 00:07:29,765 --> 00:07:31,440 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not so sure 199 00:07:31,475 --> 00:07:33,815 you know the proper usage of "no offense." 200 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:36,613 Yes, I do. I've been using it to cushion insults for years. 201 00:07:36,648 --> 00:07:39,076 [cell phone vibrating] 202 00:07:42,146 --> 00:07:46,257 I, um, um, have to, uh, use, 203 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:48,168 uh, the restroom. 204 00:07:48,203 --> 00:07:51,525 [chuckles] It's just... 205 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,567 urine. 206 00:07:54,602 --> 00:07:57,764 - That was weird. - I bet it's a number two. 207 00:07:58,439 --> 00:08:02,389 Yes, this is the blue-eyed gentleman. 208 00:08:02,475 --> 00:08:03,417 Ashlee. 209 00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:07,010 Oh, that's... that's a lovely name. 210 00:08:07,096 --> 00:08:08,929 Now? 211 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:11,175 So Channing challenges this guy to a dance-off... 212 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:13,442 Uh, that was my office. 213 00:08:13,477 --> 00:08:16,298 There's something I need to attend to. 214 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:17,345 Meeting adjourned. 215 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,342 What about the Fenwicks? 216 00:08:19,377 --> 00:08:21,390 We'll reschedule for tomorrow. 217 00:08:23,286 --> 00:08:26,019 [sighs] Well, that's that. 218 00:08:26,054 --> 00:08:28,281 No. I say we go anyway. 219 00:08:28,316 --> 00:08:29,008 What? 220 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:30,170 Winners don't play the sidelines. 221 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:32,912 They sit on the action... or something like that. 222 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,335 Point is, I'm going, with or without you. 223 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:36,690 Russell, don't do it, okay? 224 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:40,550 If you lose this family, Alden will rip you a new one. 225 00:08:40,585 --> 00:08:43,046 Well, maybe I need a new one. 226 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,256 (Buddy) I paid Dora back her grand 227 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,659 and still had $500 left to play with. 228 00:08:49,694 --> 00:08:51,569 But it was time for a different game. 229 00:08:51,604 --> 00:08:53,173 (woman) O-67... 230 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,309 6-7. 231 00:08:56,697 --> 00:09:01,143 Lucky birdies work for me, all I need is N-33. 232 00:09:01,178 --> 00:09:02,802 Touch their beaks is what I do, 233 00:09:02,837 --> 00:09:05,305 and I always stop on... 234 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:08,486 - Blue. - N-34, 3-4. 235 00:09:08,521 --> 00:09:09,945 Dora Winston? 236 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,198 Buddy? 237 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:12,318 What are you doing here? 238 00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:14,211 I, um... I... 239 00:09:14,246 --> 00:09:17,636 B-12, 1-2. 240 00:09:17,671 --> 00:09:20,261 I can't help myself! 241 00:09:20,296 --> 00:09:22,469 What about your cruise? 242 00:09:24,761 --> 00:09:27,081 There is no cruise, is there? 243 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:32,963 - I'm so sorry. - I-25, 2-5. 244 00:09:32,998 --> 00:09:35,446 And for the kids, we have Bible puppetry. 245 00:09:35,481 --> 00:09:39,243 I just personally re-felted seven of the Apostles. 246 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:42,361 Well, that sounds great. 247 00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:44,227 But to be honest, we were impressed 248 00:09:44,262 --> 00:09:47,088 with another church we recently visited. 249 00:09:47,123 --> 00:09:48,704 Very impressed. 250 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,991 Well, you can't make a decision until you've met 251 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,953 the best thing about our church... Pastor Barlow. 252 00:09:55,988 --> 00:09:57,035 Barlow? 253 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:59,577 Not Jonathan Barlow? From Pensacola? 254 00:09:59,612 --> 00:10:01,245 Yes! Do you know him? 255 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,925 My cousin Pam belonged to his church. 256 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,907 We met him at AJ's baptism, remember, hon? 257 00:10:06,942 --> 00:10:08,035 Yeah, he did the whole 258 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:10,077 sing-a-along service with the kids. 259 00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:11,585 Good man. 260 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:13,882 We should set up a meeting. 261 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,013 Sounds good. 262 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,001 Fabulous! 263 00:10:16,036 --> 00:10:17,520 Pastor Barlow will be so excited 264 00:10:17,555 --> 00:10:20,699 to reconnect with someone from his past. 265 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:24,484 - [cell phone rings] - B-6, number 6. 266 00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:27,621 "Fenwicks at 4:00." Okay. 267 00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:32,419 - Dora. - I-21, 2-1. 268 00:10:32,454 --> 00:10:33,382 You okay? 269 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:35,608 I'm so ashamed. 270 00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:37,213 I'm a horrible person. 271 00:10:37,248 --> 00:10:39,072 Come on, so you slipped up 272 00:10:39,107 --> 00:10:41,228 and had a little relapse. 273 00:10:41,263 --> 00:10:42,747 You're human. It happens. 274 00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,301 No, you don't understand. 275 00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:48,928 The day that I hit rock bottom is a lot worse than you think. 276 00:10:48,963 --> 00:10:51,500 What'd you really lose... $1,000? 277 00:10:51,535 --> 00:10:53,964 - Mm. - $1,200? 278 00:10:53,999 --> 00:10:55,360 More? 279 00:10:55,395 --> 00:10:56,799 Buddy... 280 00:10:56,834 --> 00:11:00,702 Oh, gosh, I haven't told anybody this, but on that day... 281 00:11:00,737 --> 00:11:06,273 - I killed Pastor Willis. - [organ music] 282 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:10,874 You killed Pastor Willis? 283 00:11:10,909 --> 00:11:12,730 I thought he died on the grunter. 284 00:11:12,865 --> 00:11:14,115 I mean in the living room. 285 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:16,015 Oh, that's not the whole story. 286 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,246 Last year I wanted to play in Bingo-mania, 287 00:11:18,281 --> 00:11:21,844 so I asked for the day off, and Pastor Willis just said no. 288 00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:23,290 Okay, just so we're clear, 289 00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:26,076 if you ever want time off, take it. 290 00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:26,983 It wasn't like that. 291 00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:31,048 So I called in, took a sick day, came to bingo, 292 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:34,168 and while I was off indulging my addiction, 293 00:11:34,253 --> 00:11:37,721 Pastor Willis had his heart attack. 294 00:11:37,807 --> 00:11:40,095 So you didn't actually kill him. 295 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,137 But I wasn't there to save him! It's the same thing. 296 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:44,579 He died because of me. 297 00:11:44,614 --> 00:11:46,564 Dora... 298 00:11:46,649 --> 00:11:48,452 you can't blame yourself. 299 00:11:48,487 --> 00:11:51,807 Yes, I can. I was so angry at him. 300 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:55,504 I prayed for him to go away. 301 00:11:56,278 --> 00:12:00,110 God didn't kill Willis because you prayed. 302 00:12:00,246 --> 00:12:03,121 Everybody knows prayers don't work. 303 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,380 You're just saying that, obviously. 304 00:12:05,415 --> 00:12:06,388 [sighs] 305 00:12:06,474 --> 00:12:08,836 Pastor Willis died because of me, 306 00:12:08,955 --> 00:12:10,654 and there is nothing that you can say or do 307 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,180 that's gonna change that! 308 00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:16,544 [sobbing] 309 00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:24,802 Uh, Ashlee. Hi. 310 00:12:24,887 --> 00:12:26,872 - I'm Alden. - Hey. 311 00:12:26,942 --> 00:12:30,151 Yeah, it's a... just a pleasure to... to see you... 312 00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:31,525 again. 313 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,543 Uh, won't you have a seat? 314 00:12:35,105 --> 00:12:37,461 You'll have to... excuse me. 315 00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:39,196 I'm... 316 00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:41,145 [breathing excitedly] I am a bit nervous! 317 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,744 [laughing] Oh, don't be. 318 00:12:43,853 --> 00:12:45,490 So... 319 00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:47,223 what do you want to do? 320 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:49,705 I have no idea. 321 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,745 But I just know that I... 322 00:12:51,831 --> 00:12:54,437 I just had to see you again. 323 00:12:54,472 --> 00:12:58,516 After I bumped into you that day... 324 00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:00,362 you had such a glow. 325 00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:02,929 You are so lovely. 326 00:13:02,964 --> 00:13:05,445 I haven't been able to think of anything else since. 327 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,408 - [chuckles] - Unh. 328 00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:09,830 That's... 329 00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:11,852 so sweet. 330 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:15,009 Most guys I meet don't say things like that to me. 331 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,986 Well, then maybe you are consorting 332 00:13:17,021 --> 00:13:18,397 with the wrong type of fella. 333 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:20,648 - [laughs] - Huh? 334 00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:25,199 Alden, do you know what I do for a living? 335 00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:26,999 No, but I would like to know. 336 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,457 I'd like to know everything about you. 337 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,428 What do you do? 338 00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:32,972 I'm... 339 00:13:33,058 --> 00:13:35,301 in hospitality. 340 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,272 Well, that suits you, 'cause... 341 00:13:37,307 --> 00:13:40,359 no, because you are very congenial. 342 00:13:40,394 --> 00:13:41,863 Yeah. 343 00:13:41,898 --> 00:13:44,068 Would it be hotels, conventions? 344 00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,780 Yeah. Lots of those. 345 00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:49,136 - Oh. - [chuckles] 346 00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,939 What's in the Tupperware? 347 00:13:52,058 --> 00:13:53,713 Apple wedges. 348 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,853 Fuji, to be, uh, exact. 349 00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:59,951 Uh, can I offer you one? 350 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:02,116 Don't mind if I do. 351 00:14:05,705 --> 00:14:06,951 You're... 352 00:14:06,986 --> 00:14:09,345 very charming, you know that? 353 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:12,748 [breathing excitedly] Well... 354 00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:14,556 (Buddy) I was hoping Dora could cry it out, 355 00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:17,247 but after 20 minutes of wiping snot, 356 00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:18,923 I had to try something else. 357 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,507 I really don't want to play bingo. 358 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:21,859 We're not gonna play. 359 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,370 You're here to answer for your sins. 360 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,835 Attention, everyone! 361 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,265 Listen up. 362 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,289 This woman killed a man. 363 00:14:28,324 --> 00:14:30,052 [gasps] Buddy! 364 00:14:30,087 --> 00:14:31,440 You prayed for Willis to go away. 365 00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:34,202 I-I wanted him to retire, not... not die! 366 00:14:34,237 --> 00:14:35,808 God is not a mind reader. 367 00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:37,935 Willis is dead, and you killed him. 368 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,610 He had a heart attack. 369 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,356 - Because of you. - B-what? 370 00:14:42,441 --> 00:14:45,660 He had a heart attack because he smoked and he drank 371 00:14:45,695 --> 00:14:47,409 and he ate beef tacos for breakfast! 372 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:48,998 - It wasn't my fault. - Say that again. 373 00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:50,757 Beef tacos for breakfast! 374 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:54,174 - The other thing. - It wasn't my fault. 375 00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:56,540 - It wasn't my fault. - Bingo! 376 00:14:56,575 --> 00:14:58,789 Damn it! I was this close! 377 00:14:58,924 --> 00:15:00,990 [sighs] Thank you. 378 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,870 Buddy... [sighs] 379 00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:04,759 I feel so much better. 380 00:15:04,794 --> 00:15:06,092 Hey... 381 00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:08,791 it's what I do. 382 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:09,399 Let's get out of here. 383 00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:10,854 (woman) Okay, Bingo-maniacs, 384 00:15:10,889 --> 00:15:14,229 next up is your $1,000 jackpot round. 385 00:15:14,264 --> 00:15:15,831 You know what? 386 00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:17,135 Maybe I should stick around, 387 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:20,432 see if any other lost souls need my guidance. 388 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,118 You're a very good man. 389 00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:23,728 I'll see you at home. 390 00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:27,306 Is the pastor on his way? 391 00:15:27,341 --> 00:15:29,036 I will try him again. [chuckles] 392 00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:30,274 Okay. 393 00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:33,452 (woman) N-41, 4-1. 394 00:15:33,487 --> 00:15:35,679 Bingo! 395 00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:38,404 Yeah! 396 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,248 Suck it, Alberta! 397 00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:41,711 Yes! 398 00:15:41,746 --> 00:15:44,088 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 399 00:15:44,123 --> 00:15:45,655 Yeah! 400 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:48,424 Yeah! 401 00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:52,872 - [laughter] - [cell phone ringing] 402 00:15:52,907 --> 00:15:54,008 Yeah? 403 00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,054 Buddy, where are you? 404 00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,974 The Fenwicks are at your house, waiting. 405 00:15:57,009 --> 00:15:58,760 Oh, right, right, right. I'm on my way. 406 00:15:58,795 --> 00:15:59,805 Well, hurry. 407 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,695 They're really excited to see you again. 408 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,039 - "Again"? - Yeah. 409 00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:05,963 They know you from Florida. 410 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,858 They do? 411 00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:09,729 Awesome. 412 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,317 (Buddy) I was dead meat. 413 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:16,854 How could I possibly meet the Fenwicks and not get busted? 414 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:22,611 Hey, there. 415 00:16:25,966 --> 00:16:28,488 How would you like to make 40 bucks? 416 00:16:28,607 --> 00:16:31,241 I got to take any clothes off? 417 00:16:31,327 --> 00:16:33,962 - Well, yes... - I'm in. 418 00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:36,886 Change of plans. 419 00:16:36,921 --> 00:16:39,300 Pastor Barlow would like to meet you at the church... 420 00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:41,338 - Oh. - By himself. 421 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,897 Hey! How's it going? 422 00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:53,570 We're here to see Pastor Barlow. Is he in? 423 00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:54,349 Not at the moment. 424 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:56,847 Uh, you guys new to the congregation? 425 00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,518 Actually, we're considering joining. 426 00:16:58,637 --> 00:17:01,519 Oh, well, you're gonna love it here... 427 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:05,116 as soon as we get the mold and termite problems under control. 428 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:06,893 (Alexa) Buddy? 429 00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:08,503 What are you doing? 430 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,579 Oh, just, uh... 431 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:13,581 getting the Lord's house as spotless as the Lord. 432 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,237 What's with the shirt? 433 00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:17,164 What's with your shirt? 434 00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:19,086 This one's the church fashion queen. 435 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,315 Hi, I'm Alexa. 436 00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:21,359 Hi. We're the Fenwicks. 437 00:17:21,394 --> 00:17:22,836 I'm Jason, and this is Courtney. 438 00:17:22,871 --> 00:17:23,675 Hi. 439 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,833 Oh, my gosh, you're the Fenwicks. 440 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,282 Welcome to Ladner Trinity. 441 00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:28,753 Is the pastor giving you a tour? 442 00:17:28,788 --> 00:17:30,138 We were hoping so. 443 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:32,184 - When do you think... - Any minute now. 444 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,946 You are gonna love him. He is the best. 445 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:35,464 Yeah, he really is. 446 00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:37,485 Actually, we know Pastor Barlow from Florida. 447 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,153 (Alexa) Oh, really? 448 00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:40,634 Well, then I don't need to tell you how fun he is. 449 00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:43,700 Actually, you don't need to tell them anything at all. 450 00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:47,519 Just let the pastor speak for himself. 451 00:17:47,554 --> 00:17:49,497 Oh, uh, okay, well, uh... 452 00:17:49,532 --> 00:17:52,150 - Nice to meet you. - You too. 453 00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:53,343 [sighs] 454 00:17:53,378 --> 00:17:56,498 What did she mean by "fun"? 455 00:17:57,246 --> 00:18:01,376 Well, I guess she means how much the pastor likes to party. 456 00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:03,796 I've seen him do some pretty wild things. 457 00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:05,043 Like? 458 00:18:05,078 --> 00:18:09,590 Oh, like chug 40s and fling eggs at Methodists. 459 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,259 "Meth-heads," he calls 'em. 460 00:18:11,294 --> 00:18:14,355 Or borrow collection-plate money to trick out his ride. 461 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,455 Man, what a sound system. 462 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:20,094 [beatboxing] 463 00:18:20,129 --> 00:18:24,717 ♪ ♪ 464 00:18:24,752 --> 00:18:28,310 [chuckles] Are we talking about the same Jonathan Barlow? 465 00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:32,279 My height, bald, glasses, gay dude, real into weed? 466 00:18:32,398 --> 00:18:33,434 You mean marijuana? 467 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:36,867 Yeah, and super generous with it too. 468 00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:39,416 Yeah, gave me this, just for doing a good job 469 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,254 cleaning out the shitter. 470 00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:43,206 [chuckles] Man. 471 00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:45,964 Hit? 472 00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:51,621 I don't know what happened, guys. 473 00:18:51,656 --> 00:18:52,527 I gave it my best shot, 474 00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:53,947 but I guess I just wasn't good enough. 475 00:18:53,982 --> 00:18:56,384 Oh, Buddy, you stop that. Nobody's gonna blame you. 476 00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:58,667 Well, Alden will be blaming somebody. 477 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,881 He's gonna hit the roof when he hears we lost the Fenwicks. 478 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:03,552 I'll take the bullet. 479 00:19:03,587 --> 00:19:06,006 No, I need to do this. 480 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,025 Alden, we met the Fenwicks without your permission... 481 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,635 my call... and despite our best efforts, 482 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:13,297 they've chosen Pineville Lutheran. 483 00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:14,809 - Their call. - Fair enough. 484 00:19:14,844 --> 00:19:17,318 I know you're upset, but... What? 485 00:19:17,353 --> 00:19:21,181 Have you seen how lovely the sky is today? 486 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,238 What was that? 487 00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:29,086 That was me finally getting the respect I deserve. 488 00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:31,403 You do realize that's a stirring stick? 489 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,419 - I do now, yeah. - Okay. 490 00:19:33,454 --> 00:19:35,776 I'm gonna show him what a straw is. 491 00:19:35,811 --> 00:19:39,699 So what was all that weirdness with the Fenwicks yesterday? 492 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:40,795 What do you mean? 493 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,090 What you were wearing, the way you were acting. 494 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,456 Something was going on. 495 00:19:45,491 --> 00:19:47,684 Okay, here's the truth. 496 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,022 I do know the Fenwicks from Florida, 497 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,580 and we do not want them at our church. 498 00:19:51,615 --> 00:19:54,361 Why? They seem like such nice, rich people. 499 00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:56,186 They're assholes. 500 00:19:56,221 --> 00:19:57,998 He's a corrupt prick who's leveraged to the hilt, 501 00:19:58,033 --> 00:19:59,388 and she's a Nazi. 502 00:19:59,423 --> 00:20:01,344 Why didn't you say anything before? 503 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,286 You know me. I don't like to judge. 504 00:20:03,321 --> 00:20:08,550 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 505 00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:11,119 (Buddy) Schmidt was right about the sky. 506 00:20:11,154 --> 00:20:14,454 Nothing like being stoned and watching the clouds... 507 00:20:14,532 --> 00:20:16,666 all your problems taken care of. 508 00:20:16,752 --> 00:20:19,791 I need a problem taken care of. 509 00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:23,949 Name's Buddy Dobbs. Stiffed me 32 large. 510 00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:26,481 You available? 511 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,640 [silenced gunshot, thud] 512 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:30,007 I am now.