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Okay, it's ten all.

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And the good-looking Tribbiani
drives to the right.

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He goes around the other way.

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- No!
- And boom goes the dynamite.

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- Man...
- What are you two idiots doing?

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The movie's paying me a lot.
I thought we could have some fun.

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Joey, those are so expensive.
You're spending money like a child.

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Please. I'm just enjoying the fruits
of my labor like any adult would, okay?

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New game, spin contest.

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First one to puke gets a thousand dollars.
Go.

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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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Hey, Joey. I got your message
about going to that open house.

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Are...? Are you moving away?

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I'm thinking, yeah.
I just drove by this incredible house.

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What about us and our platonic friendship?
How are we supposed to hang out?

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How far away is this house?

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- It's just a ten minute walk up the hill.
- So dead sprint, minute? Minute and a half?

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- I'm really psyched to check out this place.
- Yeah. I mean...

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...I'm getting paid so well,
I figured, why not start investing?

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I've already thrown
so much money down the toilet.

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- Doing what?
- Throwing money into a toilet.

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It's stupid in retrospect.
But in the moment, you feel so rich.

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Will you come with me
to the open house?

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I told Gina I'd stop by her office
and after that I'm free.

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Great. Okay.

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Speaking of Gina I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't mention this to her.

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- Sure. Why?
- She's been riding me about...

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...how I'm wasting money.

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I don't want her to know
I'm buying something.

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- You're buying something expensive?
- No. No, no. I was just...

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Joey, you've been spending money
like a crazy person lately.

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First the giant pickup,
then the Segways...

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...then the plasma TV
for "the boring part of the stairs. "

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Hey, that landing was a real downer.

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You're the first member of this family
to make any decent money.

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- You don't know how it's gonna last.
- You made your point.

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I promise, I won't buy
any more stupid stuff.

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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have some lines to memorize.

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You do it, Mr. T.
You pity that fool.

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Yeah.

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<i>Damn it. </i>

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- What's going on?
- I'm in a legal mess.

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- My friend Alex is a lawyer. Alex?
- Yeah, what's up?

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I just found out
I'm being charged with assault.

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Why? What happened?

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I was having sex with Phil Collins.

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Yeah. Right in the middle of it,
I realized I was having sex with Phil Collins.

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And then I just went berserk.

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I've handled a lot of assault cases.
Have you ever been arrested?

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Bobbie Morganstern hasn't.

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But, well, things could get tricky...

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...if they dig up the rap sheet
on Roberta Faye Muncie.

53
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Well, look, I could make
some calls for you if you want.

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Usually they'll drop the charges if you agree
to some kind of anger management therapy.

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I don't need anger management.

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I have my own way
of dealing with my pent-up hostility.

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Really? What do you do?

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I have a beautiful Zen garden.
And I go out there...

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...and I slap around
the little Asian man who tends it.

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This place is awesome.

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Hello, I'm the realtor, Susan Walters.

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- Please feel free to have a look around.
- Okay. Look at the view.

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There's a nice deck out there.

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So, Susan, is there anything
we should know about this place?

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Yes, the roof may need a little work.
Also, in the interest of full disclosure...

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...the people who rented this house last
used it to shoot pornographic films.

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I feel like I know this place.

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It's as if I've been here before,
again and again and again.

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Have I been here before?

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It's just I feel like I was here
for a slumber party or something.

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- And then a lot of crazy stuff went down.
- I was at that party too.

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Excuse me, where's the bathroom?

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- Down the hall on the left.
- Down the hall on the left.

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Guys, this house was used
to shoot pornos.

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- You watched my tape?
- Yeah, well, you left it in the VCR.

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- It was pretty good, right?
- Yes.

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- Guys. So, what do you think?
- Yeah?

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I really love this place.
I think... I think I'm gonna make an offer.

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Really? You don't want
to look at any other houses?

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No. It's the perfect combination
of elegance with a disgusting past. It's me.

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Bobbie, in anger management...

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...we try to get to the emotional root
of your hostility.

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Now, I understand your parents divorced
when you were very young.

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That must've been hard.

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Well, you know, I never really
allowed myself to feel the pain.

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But now it's coming out.

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Papa. Oh, please come home.

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I'll be a good girl if you stay.

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Please, Papa?

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Mock all you want,
but you're obviously repressing something.

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Anger can be a difficult thing to talk about,
but we all experience it.

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I have it, I'm sure Alex has it.

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Yeah, just this morning someone cut me off
and I flipped him the bird. I never do that.

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- Perfect.
- Let's use Alex as an example.

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Tell me about this person
who made you so mad.

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Well, he was just this cocky guy
in a Ferrari...

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...driving around like he owned the road.
He didn't even see me.

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That's a very interesting specific.

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I'd say there's probably...

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...a carefree guy out there in your life
who doesn't notice you.

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I bet you're picturing him in your
mind right now.

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- No. No, I'm not...
- You know his name.

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- No, I don't.
- Say it.

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- I just...
- Come on. Say his name.

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- I wanna hear his name. Just say it.
- Come on, say it.

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- Say it. Say it.
- Just say it, Alex.

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- Say it. Say it.
- Just say the name!

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All right, fine! It's Joey!

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Well, well, well.

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Oh, a little Dutch boy has a crush
on the movie star.

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Wow, I never realized
how angry he's making me.

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I mean, he refuses to grow up.

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He dates these dumb girls...

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...and the worst part is
he just thinks we're buddies.

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That's a great example.
Thank you for helping us, Alex.

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But if you want my advice,
confront Joey...

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...or your anger is gonna keep coming out
in inappropriate ways.

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For what it's worth, he did tell me
that he can't stop thinking about you.

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- Really?
- Not really.

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Hey.

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Hey. I'm just running numbers on the house.
Can you help me?

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Yeah, sure.

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In one of the movies there,
six women were able to fit in the hot tub.

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Okay? Now, If I reduced
the average breast size from a D to a B...

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...do you think I could fit ten?

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Joey, we need to talk.
I'm very angry with you.

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- Why? What did I do?
- It's not even your fault.

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And I wouldn't bring it up
but if I don't confront my anger...

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...that it could come out
in very inappropriate ways.

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Alex, Alex,
hey, you can tell me anything.

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Okay? That's the great thing
about our relationship.

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We're buddies.

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Yeah, we're buddies.

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So, what did you want to talk about?

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Well, I'm angry with you, pal.

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Because you haven't been telling me more
about these ladies you're dating.

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Like the one last night.
I bet she had a nice rack. Hello.

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Yeah. Oh, man, I'm late.

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All right, I gotta go, but later on,
we are gonna have this conversation.

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Oh, great. Yeah.

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I can't wait.

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Chew with your frigging mouth shut.

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You slack-jawed jackass.

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- Hey, hey. What's up, man?
- Hey.

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Hey, check this out. I'm dating
the prop lady on your movie.

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- Check out what she gave me.
- Oh, you're so lucky.

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I'm sleeping with the lighting lady
and all I got with this.

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Oh, hey, check out the house I bid on.

149
00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,541
You can see it's spacious, right?

150
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- And if that gentleman would just move...
- What a view.

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- Wait a minute, is that...?
- Catalina Island? Yes, it is.

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Okay, now, see those two women
making out on the ground?

153
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Oh, my God, is that original tile?

154
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All right, see those five people?

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Keep the L shape they've formed,
but instead, they're a sectional couch.

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- What an eye. What an eye.
- Bravo.

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Yeah? I hope this works out.

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- I love this house.
- Yeah, me too.

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Nothing like a boy sitting on the couch
watching porn with his uncle's friend.

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We're not watching.
Joey's gonna buy this...

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- Playground.
- What?

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Yeah, I'm buying a playground
for the children of porn actors.

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- Okay, fine, I'm buying a house.
- What?

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- You haven't put thought into this.
- I don't wanna hear about it. It's done.

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00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:06,561
I'm waiting for the realtor
to let me know they accepted my bid.

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00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:10,038
- I am not letting you do this.
- That's her.

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00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,036
Hey.

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00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:17,206
Hello? Yeah, no...
Joey doesn't want the house.

169
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,907
Take another offer.

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00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,781
Susan. Hey, it's Joey.
Listen, I wanna...

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00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,947
- What is the matter with you?
- I'm not gonna let you blow your money.

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00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,685
The only thing you know
is that they shot porn there.

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That's not true. I know you can fit
16 small-breasted women in the hot tub.

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You're not doing it.

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That's not the only phone in the house,
Gina. Where's the cordless?

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Hey, Susan, it's Joey. Listen, I...

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What? Already?

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And there's nothing I can do?

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I understand.

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Thanks, bye.

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Well, I lost the house.

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Thanks a lot, Gina.

183
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,044
I've been sick about this thing.

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00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:28,277
I gotta find a way
to get him that house back.

185
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,585
Hello, Susan?
Hi, this is Gina Tribbiani.

186
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,487
<i>Joey's upset that he lost that house. </i>

187
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,651
<i>Is there any way</i>
<i>we could make an offer now?</i>

188
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:40,765
There might be. The seller's become
uncomfortable with the other bidder.

189
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:44,266
It was her childhood home,
she'd prefer to sell it to a young couple...

190
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,598
...like you and Joey.
- Married?

191
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,239
He is your husband, isn't he?

192
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:49,806
She thinks we're married.

193
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,944
What the hell. We're married.

194
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:57,208
Well, your timing is perfect.
I have the seller right here.

195
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,913
Hello, dear.

196
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,653
I'm Margaret Bly.

197
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:10,626
Tribbiani, that's an Anglo-Saxon name,
right?

198
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,730
Sure.

199
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,860
- Do you have any children?
- Oh, I actually do. I have a son.

200
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:21,200
Well, why don't you drop by
and bring your little boy along?

201
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,465
"My little boy"?

202
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,105
And if it's not too much trouble,
on the way over...

203
00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,269
...pick me up some marble cake...

204
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:32,383
...and a carton
of menthol cigarettes, any kind.

205
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,110
Well, don't look at me like that,
she offered.

206
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,184
Man, she thinks I have a little boy,
and she wants me to bring him.

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00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,828
No problem, you use my girlfriend's son,
Milo.

208
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,395
- Really?
- Yeah, he's at school.

209
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:49,193
But I'll sneak over there during recess
and I'll grab him off the playground.

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00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,905
Joey, come down here.

211
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:58,969
Michael. Hi, Gina.
I have to apologize for exploding at you.

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00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,579
I'm having issues
that have nothing to do with you...

213
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:03,305
...and I need to address them.

214
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,408
Oh, good, you're here. Joey?

215
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,518
Hold on a second.
What do you want, Gina?

216
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,847
Come. I found a way
to fix things between us.

217
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:12,286
Yeah, you'd better.
What kind of a sister are you?

218
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,586
My good friend Alex wouldn't do anything
like that. Right, buddy?

219
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,428
Yeah, right, buddy!

220
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,100
Alex, do you wanna play
racquetball later?

221
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,327
Yeah, maybe after you finish
your breakfast!

222
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:34,209
Bobbie, so far, you've been nothing
but patronizing, abusive, profane...

223
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,280
...and sexually inappropriate.

224
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:40,578
I never want to see you again,
so I'm willing to sign this paper.

225
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,586
But just to maintain one shred
of professional integrity...

226
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:47,419
...I really need you to say,
"I won't attack Phil Collins again. "

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00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,597
- I cannot say that.
- Good enough for me.

228
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:56,428
Oh, good. You're still here.
Leonard, I really need to talk to you.

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I have been totally insane lately.

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I'm sorry. I'd love to help
but I'm done here.

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- No, I don't think you understand...
- I said I'm done!

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What is your problem?

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I can't talk to Joey,
and now I'm totally out of control.

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I just wish I had never slept with him.

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Think you're the only one
who feels alone and rejected?

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I know what it's like to hurt.
And when I hurt, I need a friend.

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- Do you need a friend, Alex?
- So much.

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Alex...

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...meet Jack.

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Joey's a great guy, but Jack...

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...he'll love you forever.

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We're supposed to be married
and Zach is bringing a kid?

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I'm never gonna get this house.

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I am trying to fix this. I'm doing like you do,
following my instincts.

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No, no, no. We're supposed to follow
my instincts. Okay?

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Your instincts led you to run out on the ice,
pregnant, during a Rangers' game.

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To celebrate a hat trick.

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- There you are. Where's the kid?
- I ran into a hitch.

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I couldn't get Milo to leave school.
I tried everything.

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I offered him candy,
I told him his mother was in the hospital.

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When I opened my jacket
to show him my cool buckle...

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...all hell broke loose.

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But don't worry about it,
because I got you this.

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A doll? What the hell
am I gonna do with a doll?

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It's not a doll. It's an animatronic baby.

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I got it from my girlfriend.
They use it on shows like <i>ER.</i>

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Dr. Carter killed this thing twice.
Here, hold it. Check this out.

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I'm telling you, it'll work.

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- See that? See the head move?
- This is never gonna work.

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Hello. I'm Margaret Bly.

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I'm Gina Tribbiani,
and this is my husband, Joey.

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- Hi.
- And this is our son...

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Heimlich.

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Oh, Roscoe, hush. Let me put him out.
Come in, make yourselves at home.

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"Heimlich"? Nice name.

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I'm sorry, did I pick a weird name
for the robot baby I had with my sister?

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Hey, come on. Don't worry about it.

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You guys go on in. I'm gonna be over
here by this window working the remote.

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I have the kettle on for a cup of tea.

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- Oh, look at him sleep.
- Yeah.

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- So peaceful, so still.
- He's a good boy.

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Yeah. Isn't that right, Heimlich?

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I haven't seen the house.
Can you give a tour?

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Oh, certainly. Right this way.

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Oh, this was a wonderful house
to grow up in.

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Brightly lit.
Lots of closets for lots of toys.

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Oh, and I must show you
the charming crawlspace...

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...where my sister and I would hide
when father succumbed to the demon drink.

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Hey!

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- So there's four bedrooms upstairs?
- That's right, and three and a half baths.

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God, this place is really perfect.

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00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,971
Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that.

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You and your husband
seem like wonderful people.

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Where is Joey?

285
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,954
There he is.

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I was just checking out the backyard,
magnificent.

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Let me just have a moment
alone with my son. Yeah.

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Okay. Hey, moron!

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Okay.

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Oh, boy, he loves the sound of my voice.

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Oh, tea's ready. Right this way.

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There's a plate of cookies
in the other room. I'll be right back.

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Okay.

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This is a disaster.

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- What? It's totally working.
- Totally wor...?

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Is it me, or you smell something
like burning plastic?

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Heimlich.

298
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,905
We are not good parents.

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Hope you like chocolate chip.

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Joey.

301
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:48,850
Where's Heimlich?

302
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,224
Well, he got a little gassy,
so the nanny took him out to the car.

303
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,928
Well, that's just too bad
that he won't be able to see your faces...

304
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,764
...when you find out.

305
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:04,102
- I'm selling you the house.
- I got the house? I got the house!

306
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,938
Well, aren't you gonna kiss your wife?

307
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,311
I love you, falafel.

308
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,645
Have you met Bobbie's friend Jack?

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00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,247
You would really love him.

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Hey, Alex.

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Hey, Joey.

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- Is your elbow bleeding?
- Yeah, I fell on the sidewalk.

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Co... Come here.

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00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:16,871
Are you okay?

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00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,644
No, I'm not okay.
I've been putting this off...

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00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,686
...but there's something
that I've wanted to tell you.

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00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:28,519
And since you never get anything
through your thick skull.

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I'm just gonna spell it out for you.
I'm mad at you.

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- Why?
- Because I love you.

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00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,832
And I love my falafel.

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00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,869
I love you too.
Now, but why don't we put you to bed.

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Here you go. Come on. Here.

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00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,121
Back off or I'll cut you.

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To good friends and good family.

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The people that are gonna make
my dream house my dream home.

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- Hey.
- Yeah.

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00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,276
I mean, what a beautiful place.

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00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,176
I've never seen anything
quite so charming.

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00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,714
Hey, where's the bathroom?

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It's down the hall on the left.

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