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And action.

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I'm Hollywood tough guy, Joey Tribbiani.

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When I'm fighting the bad guys
I can't let a headache get in my way.

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That's why I take Aspricin.

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Doesn't that sound
too much like "ass person"?

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No, we're good with the name.

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Let's take a minute
and come back to shooting.

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Hey, Jimmy, what are you doing here?
How'd you get on the lot?

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Look, sorry to bug you at work...

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...but now that Gina and I
are planning the wedding...

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...there's something I wanted to ask you.
I want you to be my best man.

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- Jim, I don't know what to say.
- I was thinking who I want by my side...

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...when I'm taking the biggest step.
You're my best friend.

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Next to Gina, you're the most important
person in the world to me, really.

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I love you, buddy.

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This is just the most incredible thing...

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All right, we're back.
Let's take it from the top.

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Go get them, Joe.

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- And rolling.
- And action.

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I'm Hollywood tough guy, Joey Tribbiani.

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When I'm fighting the bad guys I...
I'm sorry. I got it, I got it. Sorry.

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I'm Hollywood tough guy...

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- Do you need to take a minute?
- No, I'm a professional. I got it.

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And action.

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I'm Hollywood tough guy, Joey Tribbiani.
When I'm fighting the bad guys...

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...I can't let a headache get in my way,
that's why I take ass people.

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I think it sounds weird.

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- Hello?
- <i>Joey, it's Bobbie. Great news. </i>

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You're gonna throw out the first pitch
at the Dodgers game this weekend.

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Oh, my God, that's amazing.

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Bobbie, I don't know
how to thank you for that.

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Well, I'm 40 years old
and I do need a baby.

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How about this?

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Get yourself liquored up
and meet me at the Peninsula Hotel.

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I'll be checked in under Frederico von...

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I get to throw the first pitch
at a Dodgers game.

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- Joey, that's amazing.
- I know, I love the Dodgers.

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I just thought of a funny joke about how me
and the Dodgers have so much in common.

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Oh, about how you both scored a lot
in Brooklyn?

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That's better.
Mine was just something about balls.

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- Hey, Joe.
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- Hey, settle something for us, all right?

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Gina and I set a date
for the wedding.

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We're doing it Saturday. Real simple.

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Just the family here
and a couple friends.

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Now, Gina here wants
to do it at Applebee's, all right?

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But I think it's gonna
look like we're putting on airs.

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It's the one day I get to be a princess.

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All right, I'm gonna stay out of this,
but whatever you pick...

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...I'd like to pay for it.
That'll be my wedding gift.

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Oh, thanks, Joe.
That's very generous of you.

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Great, now you can forget about Applebee's
and do something romantic.

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Come on, I may have some
old bridal magazines in my apartment...

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...and I can show you my wedding gown.

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Oh, and for dessert,
you could do a chocolate fountain.

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Instead of chocolate could it be tequila?

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And instead of a fountain,
could it be the biggest bottle ever?

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Joe, you're in trouble.

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- Your girlfriend's got wedding fever, bad.
- What are you talking about?

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You saw how she lit up
talking about the wedding.

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- But we just started dating.
- Joe, how old is Alex?

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- Well, she's 30.
- Yeah, you're screwed, okay?

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There's this mathematical progression,
all right?

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If the girl's 20, you got two years
before you gotta talk about getting hitched.

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If she's 25, you got a year. If she's 30...

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...she's already mad
you haven't married her yet.

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Okay, Jim, you're crazy.
Alex isn't like that.

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Can you believe this still fits me?

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- Hey.
- Hey, just a sec...

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...I'm planning Jimmy's bachelor party.
It's one of my duties as best man.

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- I'm sorry, what?
- Yes, I said "duties. "

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No, no, no.
Jimmy asked you to be his best man?

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I'm his son, he's marrying my mother.
I think it's understood, you know?

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Hi, yes, so I would like two girls...

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...and I would like them to be prepared
to do anything.

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Yes, I'll hold.

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- That sounds all right.
- All right? It's gonna be great.

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Color Me Mine's
sending their pottery instructors...

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...and they will do anything.
Anything...

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...except make mugs with swear words.

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Yeah, listen, about this best man thing...

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I know. I'm so excited to stand
up there with Jimmy and my mom.

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For the first time,
I'm gonna feel like we're a real family.

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- Yeah, that'll be nice for you.
- Hello?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, that sounds hot, yeah.

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The kiln's gonna be 600 degrees.

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Yeah, yeah.

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- Hey, man, how you doing?
- Not good, Joe.

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I'm starting to freak out
about this wedding.

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Well, you know what?
Hey, let's go outside and have a catch.

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I wanna talk to you about something.

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Listen, about the wedding.

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You know, Michael's your son, so how
do you feel about a co-best-man situation?

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Instead of a wedding, why don't we just
have someone violate me with a chain saw?

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So you'll think about it?

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Michael's great and all,
but I'm nervous enough as it is...

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...and the kid makes me agitated.

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All right, it's your wedding.

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Look, why are we playing catch anyway?
It seems kind of gay, right?

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I mean, two guys, gloves...

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...throwing things at each other?

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What is your understanding
of homosexuality?

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Very limited.

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I'm just practicing. I get to throw out
the first pitch at Dodger Stadium.

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- I'm really excited.
- Wow, excited?

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- I don't know, I'd be terrified.
- What do you mean?

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Well, I don't know, man, you know,
pitching in front of 50,000 people?

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I mean, you screw up, everyone's
gonna laugh at you on the JumboTron.

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Be on ESPN, be all over the internet.

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It could ruin your life.

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Wow, that's a lot of pressure.

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I gotta just put it out of my mind, right?
It's just throwing a baseball.

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- That's right, Joe. Put one in here.
- Okay.

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All right, I'm not crazy, that seemed gay.

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I'm so glad you guys could
make it to the bachelor party, you know?

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I mean, is this crazy or what?

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- Hey, Michael.
- Hey.

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I got your message.
You're having the bachelor party tonight?

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You said you'd let me help you plan it.

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Dude, relax, I've got this. The woman
from Color Me Mine's gonna be here.

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- We can fire the mugs.
- Mugs?

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Oh, man. Jimmy's gonna hate this.

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You gotta clear these losers out of here
so we can start having fun.

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Seriously, Michael, 86 the losers.

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Hey, the bachelor's here, yeah.

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Is this the bachelor party?
I don't know these guys.

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Who invited them?

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- I did.
- Way to steal my thunder, Joe.

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Oh, guys, I think the entertainment
is here. Come on in.

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Hello, everyone.

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This is the lady you get for me
on my last night of freedom?

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All right, I'm in.

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Come on, sweetheart, let's do this.

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No, I'm just here to glaze your mugs.

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Oh, we'll get to that, don't you worry.

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- Don't you wanna dance first?
- I'm gonna go plug in the kiln.

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Yeah, you are.

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- Hey, it's Alex and Gina.
- Can we come in?

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Here come the brides.

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Hey, I'm sorry, I don't wanna interrupt
the bachelor craft fair...

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...but we need to talk
about the wedding plans.

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I found a suite at The Beverly Hills Hotel
that is perfect.

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It is exactly what I pictured.

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- You've been picturing a lot of things, huh?
- Yeah, I'm so excited.

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I found the perfect music
for the procession.

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And right before Jimmy and Gina, you and I
are gonna walk down the aisle and...

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Did you hear how that sounded? Funny.

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Oh, yeah,
that's funny because it's terrifying.

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Joe, she's gonna have you married
before me.

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I'll tell you what, for your bachelor party,
I'll find you a younger hooker, I promise.

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Alrighty,
things are really heating up back there.

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Who wants to come have some fun?

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- Hey, you do couples?
- Oh, sure. Come on with me.

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Okay, now we really need to start
making some decisions for the wedding.

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For the hors d'oeuvres...

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- I told you what I wanted.
- Joey, "meat" is a little vague.

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Just because you're obsessed with this
wedding, don't start picking on the meat.

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What is the matter with you?

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- I'm just trying to plan a nice wedding.
- I don't think you are.

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- What does that mean?
- You're planning our wedding.

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How dare you?

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Drown out the fighting.
Paint the happy cup.

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Look, Alex. Hey, Alex, hey, hey.

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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I shouldn't have said it like that.

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- Do you think I'm trying to trap you?
- No, not "trap" me.

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Just lure me into, like, a cage
or a pit or something.

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Okay, look, don't get me wrong.
I really care about you...

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...but I can't think
about getting married now.

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Okay, you need to relax.
If I'm going overboard...

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...planning Gina's wedding, it's only
because it's my last chance to plan one.

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What?

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Joey, I am never
going to get married again.

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Marriage didn't work for me.
So you have nothing to worry about.

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As long as you're with me,
you will never get married.

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00:10:04,462 --> 00:10:06,930
But what if I wanna get married?

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00:10:08,466 --> 00:10:12,402
Joe, you gotta get back there, man.
We haven't done any of the sex stuff yet...

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...but look at this ashtray
that lady helped me make.

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I think things are gonna get weird.

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You won't believe what Alex told me.

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She said she never
wants to get married again.

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- You know what? I gotta practice.
- All right.

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What is wrong with you?

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00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:44,329
Joey, if you're upset about this thing
with Alex, just talk to her.

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00:10:44,502 --> 00:10:47,062
Yeah, I guess so.
I'll talk to her at the wedding later.

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I mean, if she can't even consider
marriage, then what are we doing?

187
00:10:57,581 --> 00:10:59,344
Whoa, you're all over the place today.

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I know, I'm so in my head
about this Dodger Stadium thing.

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00:11:02,753 --> 00:11:05,187
- I can't throw anymore.
- Heads up, Joe.

190
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:10,254
- What's your problem?
- What do you mean?

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00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,264
Oh, God, I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.

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- Okay, where do I do my hair?
- Right through there, Dad.

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00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:24,532
- God, I am so happy.
- You are the worst.

194
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:28,735
Yeah, I'm the worst man. That's ironic.

195
00:11:30,347 --> 00:11:32,815
Oh, wow, Mom, you look beautiful.

196
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,042
Oh, thank you, honey.

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00:11:35,219 --> 00:11:37,050
White, huh?

198
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Okay.

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00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:44,288
Gina, you need to finish getting ready.
I'm gonna go grab something.

200
00:11:44,461 --> 00:11:47,953
Alex, wait, wait, wait.
We need to talk about last night.

201
00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:52,000
You didn't really mean what you said
about never wanting to get married, right?

202
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:55,229
- No, I meant it.
- But that's crazy.

203
00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:58,432
I know it's soon to talk about it,
but what if I wanted that?

204
00:11:58,609 --> 00:12:01,407
Oh, please. You're only
saying that because I said no.

205
00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:04,139
I know you.
You always want what you can't have.

206
00:12:04,315 --> 00:12:05,748
That's not true.

207
00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:09,783
You can't have this piece of broccoli.

208
00:12:09,954 --> 00:12:12,422
But that's the one I wanted.

209
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,217
Hello, Joey.

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00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:19,362
Oh, hey, Father O'Neill, how are you?

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00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,124
- You look worried. What's on your mind?
- Women.

212
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:24,199
They're so complicated, you know?

213
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,598
What's the point
of living without them, huh?

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Joey, get in here.

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00:12:32,476 --> 00:12:33,909
- What?
- Jimmy's gone.

216
00:12:34,078 --> 00:12:37,104
- He got cold feet. Look at the note.
- What?

217
00:12:37,281 --> 00:12:40,011
This is the suicide note
he carries around just in case.

218
00:12:40,184 --> 00:12:44,052
- Yeah, but he changed some stuff.
- "If you're reading this, I'm already dead. "

219
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:47,281
"Dead's" crossed out and it says, "gone. "
"I blame the government. "

220
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,722
"The government's" crossed out,
it says, "myself. "

221
00:12:49,893 --> 00:12:54,091
He crossed out, "I hope this disgusting
world is destroyed in a nuclear holocaust. "

222
00:12:54,264 --> 00:12:57,324
And replaced it with, "I love you, Gina. "

223
00:12:58,035 --> 00:13:00,799
- That's nicer.
- Yeah, that's a good rewrite.

224
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,408
Oh, man, we have to find Jimmy
before mom notices he's gone.

225
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,308
Okay, I know Jimmy, okay?
He is at the bus station.

226
00:13:10,481 --> 00:13:13,678
- You look there. I'll check the food court.
- Joey, you've done that.

227
00:13:13,851 --> 00:13:17,048
We know he's not at Panda Express,
Taco Bell, or Wetzel's Pretzels.

228
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:19,781
Sure, Michael,
we know he's not someplace salty...

229
00:13:19,957 --> 00:13:22,187
...but what if he's hiding
someplace sweet, huh?

230
00:13:22,359 --> 00:13:26,022
- I bet he's at Cinnabon.
- Whoa, there he is right there.

231
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:29,324
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Guys, what are you doing here?

232
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,867
We came to get you.
Jim, I understand you being nervous, okay?

233
00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:36,302
But you love Gina and she loves you.
This was meant to happen...

234
00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:39,670
...and you know that. If you get
on that bus, you're gonna regret it.

235
00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:44,610
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,
but definitely the day after tomorrow.

236
00:13:45,749 --> 00:13:47,512
You're right, I mean, Gina's great.

237
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:50,916
Poor kid's probably back at the hotel,
crying her eyes out.

238
00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:57,384
I just left my groom at the altar. Do you
have any special fares for runaway brides?

239
00:13:57,728 --> 00:13:58,922
Gina?

240
00:13:59,096 --> 00:14:00,859
Oh, why'd you come looking for me?

241
00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:03,966
They came for me. Are you telling me
you ran out on our wedding?

242
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,796
- You're damn right.
- You got balls, running out on me...

243
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:09,302
...when I'm running out on you.

244
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:13,204
No one leaves me at the altar.
I bet I left first. What time did you leave?

245
00:14:13,377 --> 00:14:15,402
- Two thirty-five.
- Two thirty. Suck it.

246
00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:17,410
I've been left.

247
00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:20,049
- To hell with this. My bus is leaving.
- So is mine.

248
00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:22,412
Okay, Jimmy, wait. Gina, no.

249
00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:24,383
- What do we do now?
- I'm not giving up.

250
00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:27,353
I say we look for them at Orange Julius.

251
00:14:31,462 --> 00:14:32,486
What took you so long?

252
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:36,155
The guests have been waiting and Howard
has been vamping for a half an hour.

253
00:14:43,073 --> 00:14:44,836
You didn't find Jimmy?
Gina's gone too.

254
00:14:45,008 --> 00:14:47,340
I know, we found them
down at the food place.

255
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,342
- Bus station.
- Right.

256
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,981
Anyway, I don't think
they're coming back.

257
00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:55,175
Are we ready to do this?
I have another engagement afterwards.

258
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:58,788
You and me both. I gotta be on the mound
at Dodger Stadium in an hour.

259
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:02,983
Father, you're a man of the cloth. Do you
have spells that'll make me throw straight?

260
00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:09,532
I can't believe Jimmy and Gina.
This is such a bummer.

261
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,067
- I know, but it's probably for the best.
- How can you say that?

262
00:15:13,237 --> 00:15:14,932
Well, you get married, chances are...

263
00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:18,006
Come on, Alex. You don't really feel
that way about marriage.

264
00:15:18,175 --> 00:15:19,836
Yes, I do.

265
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:22,604
But this is a very special situation.

266
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:26,307
You're a woman and I'm me, huh?

267
00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:30,180
If I said I wanted to marry you, you would
head for the hills and you know it.

268
00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:32,982
- You're wrong.
- Okay, let's get married.

269
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:34,886
- Fine.
- Let's do it.

270
00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:38,118
You're on, let's. Father,
there's gonna be a wedding after all.

271
00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:40,957
- Did you find the bride and groom?
- We got into a fight...

272
00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:42,860
...and I dared her to marry me.

273
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,925
I don't know if I'm comfortable...

274
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:49,334
If you do this, you'll never have to see me
or any of my family again.

275
00:15:49,506 --> 00:15:52,168
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here to join Joey...

276
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,140
...and this blond person
in the bonds of holy matrimony.

277
00:15:55,312 --> 00:15:56,802
Wait, Joey, what are you doing?

278
00:15:56,980 --> 00:16:01,713
I'm marrying the woman of my dreams,
unless she backs out.

279
00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:04,310
You wish.
Father, get back to the speech.

280
00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:06,888
Forget that. Skip to the vows.

281
00:16:07,057 --> 00:16:09,924
Okay. Do you take this man
to be your lawfully wedded husband?

282
00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:12,527
To have and to hold,
until death do you part?

283
00:16:14,531 --> 00:16:16,362
I do.

284
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:19,363
What? Are you crazy?

285
00:16:19,536 --> 00:16:21,026
I knew you would back down.

286
00:16:21,205 --> 00:16:23,400
I told you, you only want
what you can't have.

287
00:16:23,574 --> 00:16:25,565
That's not true. I ate the broccoli...

288
00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:28,370
...and none of them was good
as the piece you took.

289
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:34,109
I'm sorry, Father, we're not doing this.
Please, please, don't tell the pope, okay?

290
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:38,520
Well, that's going to be difficult, Joey.
He's always asking about you.

291
00:16:40,924 --> 00:16:43,051
Father, we're ready to get married.

292
00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:45,491
- What happened?
- Oh, it was magical.

293
00:16:45,662 --> 00:16:48,290
We ended up on the same bus
going to the same place...

294
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,490
- Tijuana.
... for the same reason.

295
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,794
Pills and whores.

296
00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,601
I love the way you finish
each other's sentences.

297
00:16:55,772 --> 00:16:57,740
- I now pronounce you man and wife.
- What?

298
00:16:57,908 --> 00:17:00,103
Yeah, I can do that. Later.

299
00:17:02,579 --> 00:17:05,377
- I think we just got married.
- I think we did, baby.

300
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:20,962
I can't believe I'm gonna finish my
wedding reception at Dodger Stadium.

301
00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:24,225
- Joey, you're late. Where have you been?
- At Gina's wedding.

302
00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:27,336
- You were supposed to be there.
- Oh, that's right.

303
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:31,270
Yeah, I went because I cared.
It was lovely.

304
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,807
Mr. Tribbiani,
we're gonna call you for your pitch.

305
00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:35,569
Okay.

306
00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:41,414
Hey, relax, you're gonna do fine, okay?

307
00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:42,984
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

308
00:17:43,153 --> 00:17:44,711
Hey, are we good?

309
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,685
Yeah. And I gotta support you.

310
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,758
You were one "I do" away
from being my husband.

311
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:53,161
Well, I didn't like the idea
of being married to you...

312
00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:55,491
...just because I couldn't have it.

313
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,133
- No?
- No.

314
00:17:57,301 --> 00:18:04,002
I also wanted it because you're the first girl
I could actually imagine doing that with.

315
00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:07,671
- Mr. Tribbiani?
- Yeah.

316
00:18:07,844 --> 00:18:09,812
- We're ready for you.
- Okay. Wish me luck.

317
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:11,413
- Okay.
- Good luck. Go get them.

318
00:18:11,581 --> 00:18:13,606
- Hey, good luck.
- Hey, hey, hey, wait.

319
00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:20,121
About the marriage thing, I just want you
to know that I could never say never to you.

320
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,196
Hey, you know what?

321
00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:29,798
I'm not nervous anymore. I can do this.

322
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:32,026
- Yeah.
- Thank you. All right.

323
00:18:32,202 --> 00:18:33,601
- You can do it.
- Go get them.

324
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:35,601
- You're the man.
- You're gonna be great.

325
00:18:35,772 --> 00:18:39,606
<i>Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,</i>
<i>to throw out the ceremonial first pitch... </i>

326
00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:41,903
<i>... Joey Tribbiani. </i>

327
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,604
<i>Here's the wind-up. </i>

328
00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:46,612
<i>And the pitch. </i>

329
00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:52,546
Nailed it.

330
00:18:57,494 --> 00:19:01,260
Everybody, I think it's time for
the best man to make his speech.

331
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,068
Actually, it's okay.
First I'd like to toast the best man.

332
00:19:05,235 --> 00:19:09,831
- Wow, Jimmy, I don't know what to say.
- Maybe you don't say anything.

333
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:15,204
This was a very special day
for my bride and myself...

334
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:18,815
...and we couldn't have done it
without you.

335
00:19:18,982 --> 00:19:20,711
I admire you.

336
00:19:20,884 --> 00:19:24,285
Great man,
great friend and a great actor.

337
00:19:25,022 --> 00:19:27,752
Most people don't know that about me.

338
00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,252
My turn to say something.

339
00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:34,420
Thank you for giving me this day,
little brother.

340
00:19:34,598 --> 00:19:39,228
I got the looks in the family,
and the brains...

341
00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:41,428
...but you, you got the heart.

342
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,937
I feel like I need to say something now.

343
00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:51,811
Who is this man
and why is he staring at my breasts?

344
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:54,907
Because they're perfect.

345
00:19:56,353 --> 00:19:59,186
I guess I don't need to know
who you are.

346
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:05,991
Well, I am very, very happy today.

347
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,098
My sister just married my best friend.

348
00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,894
I'm here with the woman
I'm just crazy about.

349
00:20:12,269 --> 00:20:15,796
Who maybe someday
way, way in the future...

350
00:20:15,972 --> 00:20:17,633
...might discuss marriage.

351
00:20:17,941 --> 00:20:19,966
Slow down. You're freaking me out.

352
00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:23,769
I'm just glad to be here with you guys...

353
00:20:23,947 --> 00:20:27,576
...and feel lucky that we're
all here to share this with you.

354
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:32,017
When I look around the room here,
I know I got it good.

355
00:20:32,489 --> 00:20:34,184
I love all you guys.

356
00:20:34,357 --> 00:20:36,348
We love you too, buddy.

357
00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:42,622
You got me again.

358
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,259
No, no, I'm not gonna cry,
I'm not gonna cry.

359
00:20:45,435 --> 00:20:48,370
I'm a Hollywood tough guy, okay?

360
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,362
You people are the best.

361
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,408
There is nothing that could make
this moment any better.

362
00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:58,844
Joey, I saved you something.

363
00:21:04,321 --> 00:21:06,653
There it is, you did it.

364
00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:13,797
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