1 00:00:06,148 --> 00:00:07,214 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Eve. 2 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:09,482 Hey, look. Cammy is still here. 3 00:00:09,518 --> 00:00:11,484 Hey, Mr. Baxter. How was work? 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,086 Obviously not too bad if you're getting home now, 5 00:00:13,121 --> 00:00:14,521 unless you went to work at, like, midnight. 6 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:16,189 Then it'd be really bad ...or at least really long. 7 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,657 You didn't go to work at midnight, did you? 8 00:00:17,693 --> 00:00:20,560 Yep, Cammy is still here. 9 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,863 Hey, honey. How was work? 10 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:26,900 Let's not get that started again. 11 00:00:26,935 --> 00:00:28,702 This has been kind of long for a sleepover. 12 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:31,371 If this was the ramada inn, she'd be getting bonus points. 13 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,807 She's only been here four days. 14 00:00:33,842 --> 00:00:36,109 Yeah, but four days in a row. 15 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:39,679 Uh, look, Cammy, honey, we're not trying to cut 16 00:00:39,715 --> 00:00:41,221 your visit short or anything, but... 17 00:00:41,252 --> 00:00:43,717 which would be impossible after four days. 18 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,452 Honey, w-when were you thinking of going home? 19 00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:48,688 Oh, um, Eve was supposed to talk to you about this. 20 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:52,859 I sort of can't go home because my parents are overseas. 21 00:00:52,894 --> 00:00:54,728 What, they go on vacation and just left you here? 22 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,062 They moved. 23 00:00:58,233 --> 00:00:59,532 Moved? 24 00:00:59,568 --> 00:01:02,669 Yeah, um, her parents are in doctors without borders, 25 00:01:02,704 --> 00:01:05,505 and they got called over to Turkey because of all the refugees. 26 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:08,541 They're just gonna be gone until things settle down in the middle east. 27 00:01:10,312 --> 00:01:13,013 Oh, good, 'cause I thought it would be a while. 28 00:01:13,048 --> 00:01:15,081 I really wanted to finish my senior year at Woodbridge, 29 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:18,485 so I was gonna stay with my great aunt, but she broke her hip. 30 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,054 And you need your hip to take care of a teenager? 31 00:01:21,089 --> 00:01:24,624 But my parents said it'd be fine if I stayed here. 32 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:27,227 Very generous of your parents. 33 00:01:27,262 --> 00:01:28,428 But have you ever been to Turkey? 34 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,163 I mean, you might like it. They have bazaars there. 35 00:01:30,198 --> 00:01:31,331 You'd fit right in in a bazaar. 36 00:01:31,366 --> 00:01:32,699 Dad. 37 00:01:32,734 --> 00:01:34,134 No, no. I-I-I'm sorry. 38 00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:36,236 I should go. I'm a horrible burden. 39 00:01:36,271 --> 00:01:38,872 I could just stay in the abandoned bus behind my church. 40 00:01:38,907 --> 00:01:42,942 The guy who pretends to drive it makes everyone beans. 41 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,111 All right, wait, wait, wait. Take it easy. Take it easy, Cammy. 42 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,547 Look, no one is saying that you can't stay here, 43 00:01:47,582 --> 00:01:49,883 at least until we figure something out. 44 00:01:49,918 --> 00:01:51,484 So, let me make you some tea, 45 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,487 and Eve and her dad will have a loud discussion. 46 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,724 Eve, a-are you kidding me? 47 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:58,725 She's my best friend, Dad. 48 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,081 I don't see what the big deal is. 49 00:02:00,095 --> 00:02:02,028 The big deal is you didn't ask us. 50 00:02:02,064 --> 00:02:04,197 What if she's allergic to your bird? 51 00:02:05,267 --> 00:02:07,267 I don't have a bird. That's right. 52 00:02:07,302 --> 00:02:10,337 'Cause you asked us for a bird, but we said no. 53 00:02:10,372 --> 00:02:14,274 So, what makes you think we'd let you have a person? 54 00:02:14,309 --> 00:02:16,176 Well, are you just gonna kick her out? 55 00:02:16,211 --> 00:02:19,879 Can't... we're christians. 56 00:02:19,915 --> 00:02:23,850 And your mom insists on acting like one. 57 00:02:23,885 --> 00:02:26,386 Well, believe or not, she's not always talking. 58 00:02:26,421 --> 00:02:29,723 (Scales play off-key) 59 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:30,990 Oh, yeah. 60 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:34,627 'Cause when she's not talking, she's playing the oboe. 61 00:02:34,663 --> 00:02:38,598 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 62 00:02:41,503 --> 00:02:44,003 I just got off the phone with Cammy's parents. 63 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,439 Did you tell them to go to hell for me? 64 00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:49,676 You know, it's hard to be mad at people who are doing such heroic work. 65 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,112 I'm finding it very easy. 66 00:02:52,147 --> 00:02:53,813 You know what heroic work is... 67 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:56,049 it's taking care of your own children first. 68 00:02:56,084 --> 00:02:58,318 You know, they feel terrible about the way things turned out. 69 00:02:58,353 --> 00:03:00,987 They said they'd send a ticket for Cammy to join them in Turkey. 70 00:03:01,022 --> 00:03:02,122 That's not what we're gonna do. 71 00:03:02,157 --> 00:03:03,456 It's tense enough in that part of the world 72 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:06,025 without her wandering around with that oboe. 73 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:10,163 Well, they also said she hasn't sent in any college applications. 74 00:03:10,198 --> 00:03:12,232 That kid has no plans after graduation. 75 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,901 Well, if her plan is to stay here, break my hip. 76 00:03:14,936 --> 00:03:16,302 Yeah. 77 00:03:16,338 --> 00:03:18,738 You break mine, I'll break yours. Done! 78 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:22,509 - So we gonna put the game on? - Yep. 79 00:03:22,544 --> 00:03:25,445 I got real beer and root beer. 80 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,613 Let's do this. 81 00:03:26,648 --> 00:03:27,847 What are we doing? 82 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:29,382 Well, Eve and I are gonna watch the football game. 83 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,517 Oh, I'm in! 84 00:03:30,552 --> 00:03:34,854 But I don't know anything about football, so get ready for a lot of questions. 85 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:37,357 Um, are the Denver horses playing tonight? 86 00:03:38,693 --> 00:03:39,859 The Denver broncos. 87 00:03:39,895 --> 00:03:41,461 Uh, broncos are horses. 88 00:03:41,496 --> 00:03:43,329 - I love horses so much. - Right. 89 00:03:43,365 --> 00:03:44,697 I had one when I was little... Duncan. 90 00:03:44,733 --> 00:03:47,100 He was imaginary, but he went everywhere with me. 91 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:49,536 (Doorbell rings) Oh, that's the doorbell. 92 00:03:49,571 --> 00:03:52,806 Maybe it's a Jehovah's witness, and maybe it's time I gave them a listen. 93 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:57,048 Look at that... the door is wide-open. 94 00:03:57,078 --> 00:03:59,379 Hey, Baxter. What's up, Larabee? 95 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:01,748 Yeah, I told Carol you needed me to come over here 96 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:02,982 and help you fix something. 97 00:04:03,018 --> 00:04:04,617 What are you trying to get out of? 98 00:04:05,687 --> 00:04:07,320 - Cooking class. - Oh. 99 00:04:07,355 --> 00:04:10,223 And whatever you and I fix today is gonna break on Friday, 100 00:04:10,258 --> 00:04:11,825 because Carol's got tickets to a play. 101 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:14,180 It's about how tough it is to be a skinny, rich white girl, 102 00:04:14,196 --> 00:04:16,429 and I'm not gonna see that. 103 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:19,265 Wow, cooking class... 104 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,667 Plays... yeah. 105 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:21,734 You know what? 106 00:04:21,770 --> 00:04:23,403 I see a tandem bike in your future. 107 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:28,374 And you're not riding up front. Yeah. 108 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:31,544 Ever since Brandon left for college, I've been getting all of Carol's focus, 109 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:35,215 and I've been happily out of focus for 20 years. 110 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,883 Well, we're watching the game. 111 00:04:36,918 --> 00:04:38,585 Who's playing? Wait, I don't care. 112 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,920 (Laughs) I don't even care what sport it is. Come on. All right, cool. 113 00:04:40,956 --> 00:04:41,855 Hey, Mr. Larabee. 114 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:45,225 Hey! It's Cammy. 115 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:47,393 Yeah, I heard you were staying over here. 116 00:04:47,429 --> 00:04:50,163 Yes. This is my home now. 117 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:55,068 When you... when you hear it like that, it really hits you. 118 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:56,603 Well, we're gonna put the game on, Dad. 119 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:57,904 Uh, let me get you a cold beer. 120 00:04:57,939 --> 00:04:59,706 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, hey, wait. 121 00:04:59,741 --> 00:05:02,942 If Cammy is watching the game, I think I'll pass. 122 00:05:02,978 --> 00:05:04,978 We could watch the game in the bus behind the church. 123 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,013 They serve beans. (Sighs) 124 00:05:07,048 --> 00:05:09,749 Carol actually likes Cammy. Okay. 125 00:05:09,784 --> 00:05:11,651 Yeah, when she was Cammy's Sunday school teacher, 126 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,353 she would invite her over to brunch. 127 00:05:13,388 --> 00:05:15,154 It was actually just breakfast, 128 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,690 but Cammy would talk us all the way into lunch. 129 00:05:17,726 --> 00:05:19,025 Cammy: Hey, Mr. Baxter! 130 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:20,560 They're about to do the kick-away! 131 00:05:22,264 --> 00:05:23,763 Take me with you. 132 00:05:23,798 --> 00:05:26,733 (Laughs) Have fun, Baxter. 133 00:05:32,107 --> 00:05:33,306 Kristin! 134 00:05:33,341 --> 00:05:35,508 (Gasps) I was so happy to get your text. 135 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,710 I have been waiting forever for you to ask me this. 136 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:40,413 "Need to talk to you about updating wardrobe." 137 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:45,251 We are gonna throw out everything you own and finally say goodbye to 1997. 138 00:05:46,288 --> 00:05:51,991 Yeah, uh, we're updating the uniforms for the waitresses, not my clothes. 139 00:05:52,027 --> 00:05:54,127 Ohh... 140 00:05:56,164 --> 00:05:57,063 Cute top. 141 00:05:58,099 --> 00:05:59,832 Are you interested or not? 142 00:05:59,868 --> 00:06:03,369 I mean, I like money, so I guess I could slap something together. 143 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,285 No, I don't want you to slap something together. 144 00:06:05,307 --> 00:06:07,373 I'll have to see a design first. Three of them, actually... 145 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,942 that's what the other designers are doing. 146 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:11,511 Oh, I don't do what other designers do. 147 00:06:11,546 --> 00:06:13,746 I do what my muse tells me to do. 148 00:06:13,782 --> 00:06:16,482 Well, your muse won't be writing the check, Mandy. 149 00:06:16,518 --> 00:06:17,917 I will, okay? So you have to earn it. 150 00:06:17,953 --> 00:06:20,053 I can't just give you preferential treatment. 151 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,955 Yeah, of course not. 152 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:26,526 What are we, sisters? 153 00:06:26,561 --> 00:06:28,328 (Chuckles nervously) 154 00:06:28,363 --> 00:06:30,730 Sometimes, I wonder. 155 00:06:33,335 --> 00:06:35,501 Yeah, I'm calling about Cammy Harris. 156 00:06:35,537 --> 00:06:40,340 Uh-huh, she goes to your church, and it looks like she needs a place to stay. 157 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,874 Uh-huh. 158 00:06:41,910 --> 00:06:46,546 No, no... I-I don't think she's crazy. 159 00:06:46,581 --> 00:06:51,517 Yes, as a matter of fact, I know a lot of people that have imaginary horses. 160 00:06:51,553 --> 00:06:53,353 Yeah, I get it. Calm down, I get it. 161 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:55,254 Stop yelling. You don't like her. 162 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,889 You've been no help, reverend. 163 00:06:58,593 --> 00:06:59,892 Hey, Baxter. 164 00:06:59,928 --> 00:07:02,161 Uh, are we still on for that thing in your garage tonight? 165 00:07:02,197 --> 00:07:03,363 What thing? 166 00:07:03,398 --> 00:07:07,033 (Sighs) That thing that'll keep me from going to the skinny-white-girl play. 167 00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:08,835 Turns out it's a musical. 168 00:07:08,903 --> 00:07:11,137 You know, Vanessa tried to get me to do a lot of cultural things. 169 00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:12,739 You know how I got out of it? 170 00:07:12,774 --> 00:07:14,741 Took a fart machine to the opera. 171 00:07:14,776 --> 00:07:15,742 Done. 172 00:07:15,777 --> 00:07:17,810 This whole thing is my fault. 173 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:22,215 Carol wanted more kids after we had Brandon, but I was against it. 174 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:24,370 If I'd known she was gonna focus all her energy on me, 175 00:07:24,386 --> 00:07:25,752 I'd have had 10 more kids. 176 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,020 Yeah. 177 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,256 10 more kids would be a lot easier than going to a play. 178 00:07:29,924 --> 00:07:32,525 Listen, I got a project of my own I'm dealing with. 179 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,460 I need some time, if you'll excuse me. 180 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,561 (Sighs) 181 00:07:35,597 --> 00:07:38,765 I wish Carol had a project other than me. 182 00:07:39,801 --> 00:07:41,300 Hey, Larabee, Larabee. 183 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:45,038 What you need is to get away. 184 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:48,141 What if I sent you to Dallas to check on the security system 185 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,575 at our Dallas store? 186 00:07:49,611 --> 00:07:53,413 Wow, Baxter, man, you really are doing me a solid. 187 00:07:53,448 --> 00:07:56,616 You know, it's funny... every time I think I got you figured out, 188 00:07:56,651 --> 00:07:57,784 you surprise me. 189 00:07:57,819 --> 00:08:00,987 Yeah, well, a lot of people say that. 190 00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:02,388 Yeah, they do. 191 00:08:02,424 --> 00:08:04,090 Yeah, they do. 192 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:08,394 Hey, honey, listen... turns out Chuck is heading to Dallas tonight. 193 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:11,464 Why don't, uh... why don't we ask Carol over for dinner? 194 00:08:11,499 --> 00:08:12,665 Yeah. 195 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,233 Make sure Cammy is there. 196 00:08:15,804 --> 00:08:18,337 I-I'll explain later. I love you. Bye. 197 00:08:19,741 --> 00:08:21,507 Surprise. 198 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:31,998 I am so proud of the initiative you've taken 199 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,367 working on your college essay these last few days. 200 00:08:34,402 --> 00:08:37,036 I just... I can't wait to see what you've come up with. 201 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:40,540 (Clears throat) Mm. 202 00:08:40,575 --> 00:08:42,775 "Why not Cammy?" 203 00:08:46,714 --> 00:08:47,613 That's it? 204 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:51,584 Oh, no, that's just the title. Oh, okay. 205 00:08:51,619 --> 00:08:53,853 Yes, that's it. 206 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:57,190 Cammy, look, you are running out of time. 207 00:08:57,225 --> 00:08:59,959 These college admissions people, they need to get to know you. 208 00:08:59,994 --> 00:09:01,394 You need to write about something 209 00:09:01,429 --> 00:09:03,262 that's meaningful to you, something emotional. 210 00:09:03,298 --> 00:09:05,164 Uh, my cat died. 211 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,033 Oh, that's fantastic. Good. 212 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,001 I-I mean, sorry. No, it's... that's awful. 213 00:09:09,037 --> 00:09:10,269 But it's emotional, okay? 214 00:09:10,305 --> 00:09:12,772 You could write about what you learned from that experience. 215 00:09:12,807 --> 00:09:16,976 I learned that everything you love dies. 216 00:09:17,011 --> 00:09:20,213 All right, that... that might be a little dark for Arizona State. 217 00:09:20,248 --> 00:09:21,581 I, uh, I'm gonna get something to drink. 218 00:09:21,616 --> 00:09:22,849 You want something? 219 00:09:22,884 --> 00:09:24,217 Uh, yeah, sure, I'll have whatever you're having. 220 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:26,319 No, you won't. 221 00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:33,059 Cammy? 222 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,894 I can't take much more of this, Mike. 223 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:36,362 I mean, what are we gonna do? 224 00:09:36,397 --> 00:09:37,430 It's already done. 225 00:09:37,465 --> 00:09:39,799 I called Carol over for dinner, remember? 226 00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:41,067 I don't follow. 227 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:45,037 Carol likes Cammy, and Chuck said ever since Brandon left for college, 228 00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:47,440 she's been looking for a new project, right? 229 00:09:47,475 --> 00:09:50,543 Cammy is the mother of all projects. 230 00:09:50,578 --> 00:09:54,180 Do you really think we can just pass our problem onto another person? 231 00:09:54,215 --> 00:09:54,726 Well, I'm just... 232 00:09:54,757 --> 00:09:56,315 I'm asking... do you really think we can do this? 233 00:09:56,351 --> 00:09:57,717 (Doorbell rings) 234 00:09:57,752 --> 00:09:59,886 - We're about ready to find out. - Okay, all right. 235 00:10:00,922 --> 00:10:01,921 Hey, Dad. 236 00:10:01,956 --> 00:10:03,022 I mean "Mr. Baxter." 237 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,461 Oh, another thing for my essay... it wasn't just my cat that died. 238 00:10:08,496 --> 00:10:09,996 I had a fish that died, too. 239 00:10:10,031 --> 00:10:11,564 And a mouse, and a bird. 240 00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:13,432 Me and animals, right? 241 00:10:13,468 --> 00:10:15,268 Hey, Carol. Come on in. Hey, hey. 242 00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:16,702 Oh, hey, Mrs. Larabee. Hey, Cammy. 243 00:10:16,738 --> 00:10:17,837 Can I have your coat. 244 00:10:17,872 --> 00:10:20,506 Oh, oh, thanks, guys, for having me over. 245 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:23,209 I was supposed to go to a play with Chuck, but you packed him off to Dallas. 246 00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:26,712 Oh, he was upset about that. He wants to make it up to you. 247 00:10:26,748 --> 00:10:29,582 He mentioned something about ballroom dancing. 248 00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:34,453 Carol, it is just so amazingly wonderful of you to come by... 249 00:10:34,489 --> 00:10:36,622 dial it down. It's just dinner. 250 00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:38,891 Oh, dinner! Gosh, I haven't even started dinner. 251 00:10:38,927 --> 00:10:41,794 I-I've been so busy with this little angel. 252 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:42,895 (Chuckles) 253 00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:44,563 Trying to get her to focus on her college essay. 254 00:10:44,599 --> 00:10:45,531 Oh. 255 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:46,899 Essay's not going well. 256 00:10:46,935 --> 00:10:48,367 Well, what have you got so far? 257 00:10:48,403 --> 00:10:50,503 Well, it's mostly about dead cats and fish. 258 00:10:50,538 --> 00:10:54,740 It's like... it's like a very sad Dr. Seuss. 259 00:10:54,776 --> 00:10:56,575 Well, pets die. 260 00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:57,977 Nobody cares. 261 00:10:58,012 --> 00:10:59,612 They want to know who you are. 262 00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:01,847 What's the most important thing to you? 263 00:11:01,883 --> 00:11:03,916 - Don't think. Answer. Go. - Uh, music. 264 00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:05,851 Okay. Okay. You love music. 265 00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,654 I want you to write about music for one minute straight, no stopping. 266 00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:10,823 Don't worry about punctuation, grammar, anything. 267 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:11,891 Just write. 268 00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:13,192 - What if I can't think of any... - Go. 269 00:11:13,227 --> 00:11:14,894 Okay. (Keyboard clacking) 270 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:15,962 Look at that. 271 00:11:15,997 --> 00:11:17,763 Hey, could you get Vanessa to do something? 272 00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:22,335 Gosh, Carol. You are so good with her. 273 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,736 It's just so inspiring. 274 00:11:23,771 --> 00:11:26,272 It's like "to sir, with love." 275 00:11:26,307 --> 00:11:28,741 You know, y-you're like a black Sidney Poitier. 276 00:11:30,511 --> 00:11:33,412 "Female"... no, I meant "female"... "female." 277 00:11:35,316 --> 00:11:38,217 Hey, don't look at me. She's your friend. 278 00:11:39,287 --> 00:11:41,620 Uh, you know, Carol, it has been so hard 279 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:44,123 to get Cammy to focus since she moved in... 280 00:11:44,158 --> 00:11:46,225 'cause of the noise. It's so noisy around here. 281 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,360 Oh, that's right. 282 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:50,663 Doors opening and shutting, stairs up, down... a-and it's soup season, 283 00:11:50,698 --> 00:11:52,431 and my cuisinart is just running, running, running. 284 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:55,267 Oh, it's, like, non-stop ...minestrone, clam chowder. 285 00:11:55,303 --> 00:11:56,736 No place for kids. No place for kids. Noise. 286 00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:59,038 And stop. (Snaps fingers) 287 00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:01,741 Wow, I didn't think I thought of all that. 288 00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:02,708 Thank you. Okay. 289 00:12:02,744 --> 00:12:05,945 Oh, well, now we think a little bit about punctuation and grammar. 290 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:10,249 Uh, I tell you what... a little peace and quiet might be good. 291 00:12:10,284 --> 00:12:12,051 Let's take a walk to my house. Great. 292 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:13,319 What about dinner? 293 00:12:13,354 --> 00:12:14,820 Oh, I have to take a rain check on dinner. 294 00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:16,088 You're not missing much. 295 00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:18,405 All Vanessa had planned was soup and awkward conversation. 296 00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:21,761 I have my key. What? 297 00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:26,599 Mike, that was a brilliant plan! 298 00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:27,700 You are a genius. 299 00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:31,003 Ah, you know what they call me... the white Albert Einstein. 300 00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:36,609 - Bam! - Oh. 301 00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,577 Make out the check to Mandy Baxter designs. 302 00:12:38,613 --> 00:12:40,112 I was having lunch at the Fairmont 303 00:12:40,148 --> 00:12:42,415 when inspiration struck, so throw in an extra hundie, 304 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:44,116 'cause I tip big. (Chuckles) 305 00:12:44,152 --> 00:12:47,620 (Chuckles) Uh, I specifically requested three designs. 306 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,755 What's wrong with this one? You don't like it? 307 00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:52,591 Uh, it's nice, but unless you got two others hiding in there, 308 00:12:52,627 --> 00:12:54,593 I'm gonna have to remove you from consideration. 309 00:12:54,629 --> 00:12:56,128 What? That's not fair. 310 00:12:56,164 --> 00:12:59,432 It's not fair to the other designers who did what they were asked. 311 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,734 Uh, were they asked to turn in crappy designs? 312 00:13:01,769 --> 00:13:03,436 Because that's all I see. 313 00:13:03,471 --> 00:13:05,771 Well, one of these crappy designs is gonna be 314 00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:07,773 our new uniform because they did the work. 315 00:13:09,544 --> 00:13:12,078 I will not burst into tears in front of you. 316 00:13:12,113 --> 00:13:13,846 I will not give you that satisfaction. 317 00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:19,985 All right, we should get ready to open here. 318 00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:22,721 Oh, I see your designers have turned in their offerings. 319 00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:24,757 Yeah, most of them. Mm-hmm. 320 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,059 Okay, let's see. 321 00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:28,094 This is perfect. 322 00:13:28,129 --> 00:13:29,462 That's not in the running. 323 00:13:29,497 --> 00:13:32,465 Yeah, but it's classy with a pinch of frisky. 324 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,020 (Chuckles nervously) (Chuckling) Yeah. 325 00:13:34,035 --> 00:13:36,769 This waitress brings me a nice piece of meat, I'm a happy camper. 326 00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,644 Which makes me walk over to the retail area 327 00:13:39,674 --> 00:13:41,340 and buy some camping gear, so it makes sense. 328 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,943 Yes, it's good, but the designer didn't do what was asked, 329 00:13:43,978 --> 00:13:46,879 and I'd rather work with someone who shows me the proper respect. 330 00:13:46,914 --> 00:13:48,380 Uh-huh, respect... you want respect? 331 00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:49,497 Go be the queen of england. 332 00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:52,084 You want to be a good manager, 333 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,153 sometimes you got to take a kick to the berries. 334 00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:56,822 Or whatever lady berries are called. 335 00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:59,425 Okay, I crossed the line. Got to go. Okay. 336 00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:03,162 This is taking too long, Mike. 337 00:14:03,164 --> 00:14:07,466 Nobody can spend an hour and half with Cammy and still want to live with her. 338 00:14:07,502 --> 00:14:09,668 (Sighs) What if this doesn't work? 339 00:14:09,704 --> 00:14:12,104 We'll become doctors. We'll move to Istanbul. 340 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,672 (Doorbell rings) 341 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,110 Oh, dear God, that girl can wear you out. 342 00:14:20,014 --> 00:14:21,247 I know her mom and dad. 343 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:23,015 They're nice folks, but they're kind of hands-off. 344 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,350 They never laid down the law with her. 345 00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:25,784 She needs somebody stronger. 346 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:29,054 Mike, it's happening. It's happening. 347 00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:30,356 What's happening? 348 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,893 I told her if she just waited a while, the wine would kick in. 349 00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:37,630 Finish what you were gonna say. 350 00:14:37,665 --> 00:14:41,467 Well, I know this is out of the blue, but since she needs a place to stay, 351 00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:45,871 could we discuss the idea of Cammy coming to live at our house for a while? 352 00:14:45,907 --> 00:14:46,939 (Gasps) 353 00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:56,048 Well, we hadn't given that much thought, but, uh... I don't know. 354 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,516 I think that's a good idea. 355 00:14:57,552 --> 00:14:59,318 I think so, too. 356 00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:01,987 I'll call her parents. I just got to run it past Chuck. 357 00:15:02,023 --> 00:15:04,857 You know, Chuck's always said he wished he had more kids, you know? 358 00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:06,392 Oh, all right, then. 359 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,395 Well, if Cammy's okay with it, she's moving in with us. 360 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,930 Mm. 361 00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:13,199 (Chuckling) Mike, you did it! 362 00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,833 You know, I always do it. 363 00:15:14,869 --> 00:15:17,603 I don't know why it surprises people, honey. 364 00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:19,572 You're getting rid of my best friend? 365 00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:21,840 I can't believe this, Dad. You're the worst. 366 00:15:24,946 --> 00:15:26,612 Maybe Carol could take her, too. 367 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,898 (Knock on door) 368 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,638 Okay, I'll buy you a new rifle. 369 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:45,809 Really? 370 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,578 You're mad at me even though this is your fault? 371 00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:51,581 You're gonna turn into a great woman. 372 00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:54,083 Thanks? 373 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:58,221 Listen, if you wanted Cammy to stay here, you should have asked us. 374 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,757 You would have just said no. 375 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,426 Ask my parakeet. 376 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,795 Listen, she's better off at the Larabees', honey. 377 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,665 Oh, don't pretend that's all that matters to you, Dad. 378 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,666 I'm not. 379 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,568 You know what matters to me is you. 380 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,603 I went through three rolls of quarters last week 381 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,972 before I realized you weren't at the batting cage with me. 382 00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:20,043 I'm sorry, but Cammy needed a ride home from band. 383 00:16:20,078 --> 00:16:23,279 And last weekend, we were supposed to go over our fishing-trip itinerary. 384 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,281 We have plenty of time to do all that stuff, Dad. 385 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,716 Yeah, I keep telling myself that, 386 00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,952 but you're, like, six months away from going to college. 387 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,221 And I don't want to share this time with you with anybody. 388 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,457 I'm not even that happy with your mom being around here. 389 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,426 I know I should have asked you about Cammy. 390 00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:39,929 I-I appreciate that you care about her, and I love that you're a loyal friend. 391 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:40,997 I really do. 392 00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:42,832 It's not something she has a lot of. 393 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:43,900 (Sighs) 394 00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:48,838 Look, I-if you want to have her here, we can have that discussion, okay? 395 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,840 Okay. 396 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,745 Ironically, some sad oboe music would be good right about now. 397 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,721 Well, we're going with your design. 398 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,022 Congratulations. 399 00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:07,457 Hmm. 400 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:09,425 That's the same half-hearted congratulations 401 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:12,428 I got from the principal when he handed me my diploma. 402 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,865 Once again, Mandy gets rewarded for doing next to nothing. 403 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,235 Uncanny... that's exactly what the principal said. 404 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,136 What's your problem? 405 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,404 I'm sorry. 406 00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,973 It just gets annoying watching you breeze through life 407 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,775 without putting in any effort. 408 00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:27,844 What are these? 409 00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:29,946 What? Nothing. No, stop touching things. 410 00:17:29,981 --> 00:17:33,082 These are designs for the uniforms. 411 00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:34,684 Why didn't you turn these in with the other ones? 412 00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:35,718 They're just doodles. 413 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,394 What makes you say that they're uniforms? 414 00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:40,256 Uh, they have aprons. Uh... 415 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,292 Aprons are in. 416 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,627 If you ever let me take you to the mall, I could show you. 417 00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:49,365 You put a lot of work into these. 418 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,301 Ohh. 419 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,403 - I get it. - What? What do you get? 420 00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:55,572 You work really hard. 421 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,106 No, I don't. 422 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,809 I'm a genius. 423 00:17:59,844 --> 00:18:01,477 I throw things together at the last second. 424 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,446 Great designers get inspired. 425 00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,615 They don't perspire. 426 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:10,420 And if they do, it smells... Really smart. 427 00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:12,956 Okay, great designer. 428 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:13,990 Nice work. 429 00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:15,892 Oh, and don't worry ...your secret is safe. 430 00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,208 Thank you, but, hey, um... Let's get our stories straight. 431 00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:21,364 So, I came up with the design in, uh, five minutes, 432 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:23,666 and I was pretty drunk. (Chuckles) Right, right. 433 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,035 Ooh, and you drew on the back of a cocktail napkin. 434 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,437 Ooh, I like that. 435 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,177 Hey. 436 00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:35,445 Hey. 437 00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:38,514 So, I have a problem. 438 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,017 I've loved staying here with you and your folks. 439 00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:44,120 I mean, your parents are so funny the way they act all annoyed. 440 00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:47,590 Yeah, we laugh all day. 441 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,959 But the Larabees want me to stay with them. 442 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,294 And they're great, too. 443 00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:53,796 I mean, Mrs. Larabee just helped me finish my essay. 444 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,098 What do you think I should do? 445 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,165 (Sighs) 446 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,601 I think you should live with the Larabees. 447 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,869 Are you sure? 448 00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:01,204 I mean, your dad and I have gotten really close. 449 00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:02,405 He might miss me. 450 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,574 No... That's okay. 451 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,709 I'll just hang out with him a little more to make up for it. 452 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,044 Cool. 453 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:09,679 Well, better start packing. 454 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,484 One one-thousand, two one-thousand, break. 455 00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:16,052 (Sighs) I know the rules. 456 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,927 Well, you got your wish. 457 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:29,599 Peyton Manning is gonna open a barbecue restaurant in our garage? 458 00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:31,968 Cammy is going to live with the Larabees. 459 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,637 You wanted us to be able to spend time together, so now we can. 460 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,272 I think it's a good idea, honey. 461 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:39,075 Yeah, I didn't want you moping around like Obama got a third term. 462 00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,744 (Shudders) 463 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,814 I still have some stuff left in the dryer. 464 00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:46,683 Hey, can I watch one more game with you guys? 465 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,984 Yeah, h... 466 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,888 Dad is gonna miss you around here. 467 00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:53,990 Don't worry. I'll be around a lot. 468 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,725 Ehh... 469 00:20:02,091 --> 00:20:04,091 (Sighs) Baxter. 470 00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:08,195 Hey, Larabee. How was your trip? 471 00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:13,334 You know, the whole flight to Dallas, I was thinking what a nice guy you are. 472 00:20:14,404 --> 00:20:17,104 Yeah. I'm a prince. 473 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,939 Then I get a call from Carol. 474 00:20:18,975 --> 00:20:23,744 She's agreed to let Cammy stay with us for the next few months. 475 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:27,782 Well, you and Carol taking care of that poor little white girl 476 00:20:27,817 --> 00:20:30,484 is like "blind side" in reverse. 477 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:36,957 And the whole flight home, I was thinking of different ways I could kill you. 478 00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:40,327 You know, it's a two-hour flight. 479 00:20:40,363 --> 00:20:42,930 I am a marine. 480 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:47,401 I think you and Carol are gonna be happy that Cammy is at your house. 481 00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:50,070 But, you know, it turns out Cammy's not just a fan of music. 482 00:20:50,106 --> 00:20:53,207 She's also a fan of theater and the arts. 483 00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:55,242 So, Carol's got herself a new project. 484 00:20:55,278 --> 00:20:58,145 In the end, you did me a favor, Baxter. 485 00:20:58,181 --> 00:21:00,281 You are a prince. 486 00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,017 You know, not every plan is perfect.