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So the Miserium is just...
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gone?!
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It's pretty touching, though.
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How they put aside
their differences?
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(grunting)
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(basin thuds)
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(screams)
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- You got to be more positive!
- (grunts)
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There's got to be
something else
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we can use at the school
that has more power.
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(liquid bubbling)
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You hold that thought.
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It appears we
have a visitor.
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(laughing)
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Oh...
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Yes!
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("Come and Get Your Love"
playing)
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- ♪ Hail ♪
- ♪ Hail ♪
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♪ What's the matter
with your head? ♪
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♪ Hail ♪
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- ♪ Hail ♪
- ♪ Hail ♪
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♪ What's the matter
with your mind ♪
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- ♪ And your sign and-a ♪
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ You look so divine ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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(dog barking)
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♪ Come and get
your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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(dog whining)
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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- ♪ Hail ♪
- ♪ Hail ♪
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♪ What's the matter
with you feel right ♪
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♪ Don't you feel right, baby? ♪
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- ♪ Hail ♪
- ♪ Hail ♪
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♪ Get it from the main vine ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ I said find it, find it ♪
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♪ Go on and love it
if you like it, yeah ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get
your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love ♪
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♪ Come and get your love. ♪
*LEGACIES*
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*LEGACIES*
Season 02 Episode 11
Episode Title: "What Cupid Problem?"
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Fly, fly.
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Fly.
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Fly.
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Try flapping
your arms.
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Superman doesn't flap
his arms.
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Well, Superman's an alien,
you're a bird.
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Yeah, well, you didn't
know you were a fairy
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until yesterday.
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Don't be smug.
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Look, I know I'm just
your stand-in friend
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until Rafael gets back.
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What?
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But why is this
so important to you?
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So what if you can't fly?
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- No one here flies.
- Look, I...
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I believed in you.
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Can you be the one person here
who believes in me?
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(sighs)
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All right.
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Hey, do you know
how to get a key
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to the roof of the school?
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Well, I am the student
security supervisor.
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Of course you are.
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Well... can you get it?
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I think I just need to
start with more height.
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You know?
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Thanks, man.
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(wings flapping)
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You got to be kidding me.
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DORIAN:
Cancel your flight.
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Please? I can't run
this place alone.
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Caroline needs me with her
whilst we figure out
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how to get Alaric
and the girls back.
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Caroline can call Bonnie.
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I need you here more.
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You and I together in the same
place is not a good idea.
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Strictly professional.
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I need your brain.
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Listen.
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"The sins of the father
will be visited upon
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the daughters here
and not here."
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That's a piece
of the Sphinx's prophecy.
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He's talking about
the prison world.
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Maybe not.
Prophecies are like
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horoscopes...
purposely vague
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so you can apply them
to almost anything.
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"A new hero rises...
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but can be felled
by the golden arrow?"
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That isn't sounding
that vague to me.
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Then I suppose
you'll just have to keep
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any new heroes from rising
until I return.
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See, the thing about
foretelling the future is,
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it can wait.
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I would feel so much better
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if you were here with me.
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(sighs)
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I'm sorry.
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But I have to go.
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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- (soft moan)
- (bag drops)
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Or maybe I can catch
the next flight.
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(both moaning)
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Enough with the
illusion spells, Alyssa.
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Tell me where
the ascendant is.
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Why isn't my truth spell
working?
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Hmm, I guess that anti-charm
potion I took is working.
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It is.
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Too bad... you could use
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a little charm.
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Enough with the
games, Alyssa.
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Help me bring
the Saltzmans back.
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Why, so you can be the hero
and save the day?
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This isn't about you, Hope.
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Though, if I knew
how annoying you'd be,
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I would have sent you away, too.
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How's this?
You tell me
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where the real ascendant
is, and I won't
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pluck your eyelash extensions
out one by one.
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Sorry, but
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I don't negotiate
with basic witches.
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So, I'm never telling you
where the ascendant is.
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Namaste.
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♪ Hey, little voodoo child ♪
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♪ You got me running wild ♪
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♪ You make me feel alive ♪
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[♪♪]
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I really don't get why
you run when we can vamp.
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The fresh air helps me
clear my head
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and be alone
with my thoughts.
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Or not.
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I wanted to talk
to you about Kym.
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(turns off music)
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She's, uh...
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uh, doing great
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as the library intern.
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Everyone loves her.
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- "Everyone"?
- Yeah.
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And you already know
how I feel about her, so
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I hope it won't come
off as too much
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of a surprise
if I tell you
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I want to ask her out.
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(sighs)
No, I'm not surprised.
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Disappointed but...
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not surprised.
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Come on, man,
don't be like that.
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I really like her.
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And I'm serious about
giving this a shot.
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You know me.
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I'll do right by her.
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So...
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I was hoping you could
give me some advice
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on putting together the
flyest first date ever
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with everything
that she loves.
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So...
what-what does she love?
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(sighs)
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You know what, MG?
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Who am I to stand in your way?
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Uh...
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Kym loves
pool parties,
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chocolate-covered
strawberries,
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and, uh, frosé.
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Thanks, man.
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- I owe you one.
- Yeah,
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then let that favor be you
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running
in the opposite direction.
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Fitness time is me time.
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(bowstring stretching)
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LANDON:
Phoenix powers,
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activate!
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(exclaims)
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(grunting)
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Damn, kid,
get off of me!
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(grunts)
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Not so fast!
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Ow, my wing!
You idiot!
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No, no, don't-don't shoot!
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Who the hell are you?
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(laughs)
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Really?
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(grunting)
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You monsters.
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You have no idea
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how long it took me
to grow those.
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Well, next time it'll be
something that won't grow back,
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unless you tell us
why you're here.
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Do you serve Malivore?
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Or someone else?
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I serve the highest
power of all... love.
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Where were you trying
to take my boyfriend?
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That guy's your boyfriend?
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(stifled laugh)
Uh, I wasn't
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trying to take
him anywhere.
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- He started it.
- Hey... no, he...
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he was flying around,
shooting people...
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Yeah, with love arrows...
They're harmless!
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Check the quiver...
every arrow in there only helps
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people express
the love they already
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feel inside.
Most people say thank you.
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Why didn't you come get me?
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Oh, I-I-I knew you
were busy with Alyssa.
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I was just trying to help.
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(laughs)
A hero the likes of which
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I haven't seen since
Hercules.
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Would you just stay
out of it, please?
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Love to, thanks.
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You're not going
anywhere.
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That's a barrier spell.
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Think of it
like a force field.
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Your girlfriend's
kind of impressive.
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You're lucky that
I found you when I did.
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Wade said that you were
outside, trying to fly?
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Yeah.
It seemed more reasonable
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than it sounds
coming out of your mouth.
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Look, I know that
you wanted to help.
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But if you keep trying
to be the hero,
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one day I'm gonna have
to choose between saving you
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and stopping something
terrible from happening.
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And I don't want to think
about what that day looks like.
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What does this say?
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Uh, "puppy love."
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Well, that's
the modern translation.
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- In Greek it's more like...
- Don't care. What about this one?
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"Self love."
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I call it the Narcissus.
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- Still want to help?
- Absolutely.
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Okay, think you can handle
the Cupid problem?
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Hey, hey.
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- What Cupid problem?
- HOPE: Exactly.
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Just watch him
till I get back, okay?
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And if you want
to prove that
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you mean us no harm...
What's the strongest one
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of those you've got,
to melt the coldest,
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bitchiest heart?
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(footfalls approaching)
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Don't tell me you've had
a change of heart.
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No, but you're about to.
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Hope, wait...
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(panting)
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(laughing)
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Can I tell you
a secret?
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I have a crush.
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On who?
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(sighs)
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Hey, I'm sure you look great,
no need to stress.
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I have an amazing pool day
planned for us.
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I'm not stressing
about my outfit.
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I know I look good.
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It's just that
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I have this thing
with pools.
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Kaleb pushed me in the deep end
at the neighborhood pool
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when I was,
like, ten.
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The lifeguard
saved me, but
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I've had a phobia ever since.
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So I've been sitting
in here, trying to
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gather my nerves.
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(sighs)
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How do you feel about
chocolate-covered strawberries?
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I'm allergic to both.
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- Why?
- And frosé?
266
00:11:11,317 --> 00:11:13,255
I guess there's a first time
for everything.
267
00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:15,848
HOPE:
Kym. Hi.
268
00:11:16,347 --> 00:11:17,467
Just the girl
I was looking for.
269
00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:18,707
I-I need your help
with some research
270
00:11:18,794 --> 00:11:20,681
on a new
monster... Cupid?
271
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,372
Oh, my God. Cupid?
272
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:24,557
Also known as Eros,
depending on if you prefer
273
00:11:24,645 --> 00:11:25,903
the Roman
or Greek mythology.
274
00:11:25,991 --> 00:11:27,034
You know what?
275
00:11:27,122 --> 00:11:29,880
I'll compile both.
Uh, rain check, MG?
276
00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:33,052
Um... (stammers)
O-Okay. (chuckles)
277
00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:35,284
What the hell was that,
Hope?
278
00:11:35,372 --> 00:11:37,198
I had a whole date set up.
279
00:11:37,285 --> 00:11:39,617
Date? That-That's perfect.
Okay, I need your help.
280
00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:41,122
With Cupid?
281
00:11:41,716 --> 00:11:43,247
Worse.
282
00:11:43,473 --> 00:11:45,981
("I Won't Flinch"
by Brocklesby Crooke playing)
283
00:11:59,766 --> 00:12:02,364
♪ You ask me questions ♪
284
00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:05,247
♪ Like just being born ♪
285
00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:08,016
♪ And I told you twice now ♪
286
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,864
♪ If we go toward ♪
287
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,729
♪ It's not my problem ♪
288
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,848
♪ You're gonna see my stripes ♪
289
00:12:18,966 --> 00:12:21,111
♪ I won't flinch,
I won't flinch ♪
290
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,192
♪ I won't flinch... ♪
291
00:12:24,837 --> 00:12:26,637
Hi.
292
00:12:33,309 --> 00:12:36,239
Looking for something to
fix your relationship woes?
293
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,206
(sighs) I don't have
relationship woes.
294
00:12:39,294 --> 00:12:42,566
(chuckles) You're talking
to the god of love, bro.
295
00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:44,235
Come on.
296
00:12:44,322 --> 00:12:46,411
The least
you could do is entertain me.
297
00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,200
Okay.
298
00:12:51,317 --> 00:12:52,831
You're a god.
299
00:12:52,919 --> 00:12:55,216
Were you ever in love
with a mortal?
300
00:12:55,614 --> 00:12:57,639
Like-like someone
way weaker than you?
301
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,859
Nah, I try not to mix
business with pleasure.
302
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,591
Well, that's me and Hope.
303
00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,778
She kind of wears the pants
in our relationship.
304
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:09,170
Oh. Have you tried
both not wearing pants?
305
00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:10,519
(laughs)
306
00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:12,381
It's very freeing.
307
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,607
Okay, okay,
all right, look.
308
00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:18,029
I'm listening.
309
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:21,689
("All My Friends Are Falling in
Love" by The Vaccines playing)
310
00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:26,217
♪ I took you out
at the start of the week... ♪
311
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,428
Scoot over.
312
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:28,987
I'll show you how to ride.
313
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:32,540
I-I'm so sorry, uh, but
it's only safe for one person
314
00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:33,595
at a time,
315
00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:36,265
but you look thirsty,
uh, for frosé,
316
00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:37,477
I mean.
317
00:13:37,704 --> 00:13:39,160
♪ All my friends... ♪
318
00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:41,712
I would love a glass,
thank you.
319
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:43,423
Yeah, no,
go help yourself.
320
00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:44,979
♪ Falling, falling ♪
321
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,194
♪ All my friends are falling ♪
322
00:13:47,282 --> 00:13:49,633
♪ In love, all my friends... ♪
323
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,219
Hope, Alyssa Chang
is horny as hell,
324
00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:54,513
and I don't like it.
325
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,607
Stop messing with your ear,
I'm getting feedback.
326
00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:59,128
I can't help it.
This enchantment itches like crazy.
327
00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,227
The faster that you can seduce
Alyssa into telling you where
328
00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,553
the ascendant is, the faster
that you can get out of there.
329
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,054
That's why
I'm here to help.
330
00:14:05,319 --> 00:14:06,650
Looks like she's
331
00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,505
really into French Bulldogs...
Now talk about that.
332
00:14:09,593 --> 00:14:11,674
How am I supposed to just
bring that up, Hope?
333
00:14:11,762 --> 00:14:15,084
These strawberries
are to die for. Delicious.
334
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:19,419
(awkward chuckle) Almost
as delicious as French Bulldogs.
335
00:14:19,507 --> 00:14:20,896
Not like that.
336
00:14:22,726 --> 00:14:24,904
Okay, you know what, maybe
I'm good without the backup.
337
00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:26,449
You're messing up my game.
(electronic feedback)
338
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:27,772
No, as long as you don't mess up
339
00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:29,552
the game of saving
the Saltzmans' lives.
340
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,558
Hello? MG?
341
00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:33,651
What'd you say?
342
00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:36,304
Um, how about we play a game?
343
00:14:36,904 --> 00:14:39,466
Like Marco Polo?
344
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,748
I was thinking
something more like
345
00:14:41,855 --> 00:14:43,107
if I had
346
00:14:43,195 --> 00:14:45,435
a special object that I needed
347
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,052
to hide somewhere,
where should I put it?
348
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,395
Hmm... that's lame.
349
00:14:51,888 --> 00:14:54,427
But why don't I show you how
long I can hold my breath for?
350
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,417
Well, that's weird.
I don't think we should...
351
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,252
(moans)
352
00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:01,346
♪ Won't let them take you
away from me... ♪
353
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:02,706
(muffled):
Hold on.
354
00:15:02,918 --> 00:15:04,346
♪ Take you away from me. ♪
355
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:06,642
Alyssa. Alyssa, wait.
356
00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:10,439
She's just so...
357
00:15:10,696 --> 00:15:12,392
incredible,
358
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,369
and I'm so me.
Yeah.
359
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,556
I get that.
360
00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:21,167
And I know I may never be
as-as powerful as she is,
361
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,010
but I just, I just
wish she wouldn't
362
00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:24,494
treat me like
some fragile object,
363
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,517
always on the verge
of breaking.
364
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,103
I want her to look at me
the same way I look at her.
365
00:15:31,184 --> 00:15:33,353
Yeah,
the red feathers.
366
00:15:33,674 --> 00:15:34,973
That's the one
you're looking for.
367
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,561
Hero worship.
368
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:40,229
No. I want
369
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,097
- what she feels for me to be real.
- Hey, hey,
370
00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:44,766
my-my arrows are
the real deal, kid.
371
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,531
Okay, I just mean
I want to earn it.
372
00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:53,328
Uh, s-sorry, bud,
373
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:54,416
I got to fly.
374
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,193
Does this force field
have ceilings?
375
00:15:57,346 --> 00:15:58,557
No?
376
00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:07,967
Two can play at that game.
(grunting)
377
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,460
Damn it.
378
00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:17,413
Thank you all for coming.
379
00:16:17,913 --> 00:16:20,515
I hereby bring this meeting
of the Super Squad to order.
380
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:23,923
Now, I know
what you're thinking...
381
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,346
We're not heroes,
382
00:16:26,515 --> 00:16:28,036
and you're right, but
383
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:30,380
I believe that
we can join together
384
00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:34,109
and equal one
relatively capable hero.
385
00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:36,734
Is this supposed
to be
386
00:16:36,822 --> 00:16:38,106
- motivational or...?
- Shh.
387
00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:40,271
It's time us to step up.
388
00:16:40,788 --> 00:16:42,419
Show our
non-believing peers
389
00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,825
and our mysteriously absent
authority figures
390
00:16:44,913 --> 00:16:46,663
who we really are
391
00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:49,367
by charging headfirst
into our destiny.
392
00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:50,513
And today
393
00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:52,904
our destiny
is getting Cupid back
394
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:55,460
before Hope finds out
that I lost him.
395
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,257
Yeah.
396
00:16:58,382 --> 00:17:01,976
All that, but my destiny
is somewhere else.
397
00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:04,612
And I got to go find her.
398
00:17:09,492 --> 00:17:11,742
Okay. Uh, that's fine,
399
00:17:11,852 --> 00:17:14,632
but the rest of us are still in,
right? Wade? Pedro?
400
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,695
Yeah, you believed in me,
so I can believe in you.
401
00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:21,679
As long as we're back
before snack time.
402
00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:25,695
Oh, obviously.
Um, and... you?
403
00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:28,857
Druscilla?
404
00:17:28,945 --> 00:17:31,999
Right. Can you do a locator
spell with those wings?
405
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:33,390
Sure.
406
00:17:34,077 --> 00:17:35,671
Can I keep them after?
407
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:37,661
Um...
408
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:38,888
All yours.
409
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,021
Now we just need to find Cupid
wherever he's making
410
00:17:41,108 --> 00:17:42,976
bridesmaids
wear 27 dresses
411
00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:45,648
or making jocks fall in love
with nerdy girls.
412
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:48,945
KALEB:
Oh, my bad, I was, um,
413
00:17:49,048 --> 00:17:51,364
I was looking for the-the
Super Squad meeting.
414
00:17:51,452 --> 00:17:54,601
Then look no further.
That's us.
415
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:58,539
Oh. Oh, damn. Um, okay.
416
00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:00,540
Uh, well, I got
Kym's research right here,
417
00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:03,281
so y'all ready to roll?
418
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:04,469
Yeah.
419
00:18:04,557 --> 00:18:05,476
I call shotgun!
420
00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:07,213
♪ You know you gotta ♪
421
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,674
♪ Go get some... ♪
422
00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:10,189
No one's ever set up
423
00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:12,458
such an amazing
first date for me before.
424
00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:15,148
I can't imagine what you have
planned for our second.
425
00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:16,682
(grunts)
426
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,376
Is that your foot?
427
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:19,892
No.
428
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,104
Let me get you
more frosé.
429
00:18:22,191 --> 00:18:24,643
♪ Go get you some... ♪
430
00:18:31,742 --> 00:18:33,861
- Oh, my God!
- Oops.
431
00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,152
My top came undone.
432
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,286
Alyssa, wait.
433
00:18:38,374 --> 00:18:39,338
This is ridiculous.
434
00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:41,512
- You're under the influence.
- Yeah, of you.
435
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,799
Listen,
I think you got
436
00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:46,254
bangin'...
uh, uh, self-esteem,
437
00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:48,392
and you're super smart
and, yeah,
438
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,715
sometimes a little scary,
439
00:18:49,803 --> 00:18:52,025
but... the real reason
I did all this
440
00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:54,379
was to get you to tell me
where the ascendant is.
441
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,363
♪ Go get some ♪
442
00:18:57,599 --> 00:19:00,308
♪ Go get you some... ♪
443
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:04,113
You know, I've always admired
your honesty, Milton.
444
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,566
So if that's what you want,
445
00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:10,152
I'll take you to the ascendant.
446
00:19:10,239 --> 00:19:14,405
♪ Go get some, go get some ♪
447
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,907
♪ Go get you some. ♪
448
00:19:16,994 --> 00:19:19,493
♪ The funk master, blaster,
the funk master ♪
449
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,954
♪ The funk master,
blaster, blaster... ♪
450
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,831
(tires screeching)
451
00:19:23,918 --> 00:19:25,791
♪ The funk master ♪
452
00:19:25,879 --> 00:19:28,128
♪ Wiggy, wiggy,
w-wack-wack, w-w-w... ♪
453
00:19:28,215 --> 00:19:31,433
♪ Wiggy, wiggy,
w-wack-wack, w-wack ♪
454
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,470
♪ Wiggy, wiggy ♪
455
00:19:35,558 --> 00:19:37,766
♪ Wiggy, wiggy,
w-wack-wack, w-w-w... ♪
456
00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:42,521
♪ Wiggy, wiggy, w-wack-wack,
w-wack ♪
457
00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:46,401
♪ Wig, wack, wack, wiggy,
the funk... ♪
458
00:19:47,026 --> 00:19:49,097
Are we sure Cupid's here?
459
00:19:49,348 --> 00:19:51,531
Mystic Falls
Lonely Hearts Club.
460
00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:54,433
Starts in an hour.
Looks like we're right on time.
461
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,554
♪ Funk master,
bla-bla-bla-bla-blast ♪
462
00:19:59,247 --> 00:20:00,230
♪ The funk master ♪
463
00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:02,004
♪ Bla-Bla-Bla-Blaster ♪
464
00:20:03,988 --> 00:20:05,386
♪ Blaster ♪
465
00:20:05,474 --> 00:20:06,894
♪ Wa-Wack... ♪
466
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,251
(tires screech)
467
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:12,547
What are we waiting for?
468
00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:13,965
- You.
- Yeah.
469
00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:15,222
(sighs)
Okay, look,
470
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:16,924
I'll respect it this one time,
but you can't be calling
471
00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:18,051
- shotgun times infinity.
- KALEB: Come on.
472
00:20:18,138 --> 00:20:19,816
That's too many times.
Get over it.
473
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,440
Hey, baby wings.
474
00:20:23,894 --> 00:20:25,181
(growling)
475
00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:27,516
Oh. Oh, damn.
476
00:20:28,316 --> 00:20:29,897
(growls)
477
00:20:29,985 --> 00:20:31,363
Want a bite?
478
00:20:31,761 --> 00:20:32,798
(Wade retching)
479
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:35,855
Oh, c-come on, Wade. Man...
480
00:20:39,287 --> 00:20:40,785
WOMAN:
Love isn't a fairy tale.
481
00:20:40,922 --> 00:20:43,671
Love is a serious commitment,
a powerful bond.
482
00:20:44,062 --> 00:20:46,894
A declaration of souls uniting,
and today it is...
483
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,792
mma Tig.
A-nd Dorian Williams.
484
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:50,826
...whose souls are uniting
in matrimony.
485
00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:52,370
Should anyone present
know of any reason
486
00:20:52,457 --> 00:20:53,964
why this couple
should not be wedded,
487
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,174
- speak now...
- JED: I object.
488
00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:56,339
(panting)
489
00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:57,511
Jed.
490
00:20:57,599 --> 00:20:59,389
No.
491
00:20:59,477 --> 00:21:00,865
What are you doing here?
492
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,318
I love you, Ms. Tig.
493
00:21:02,505 --> 00:21:04,810
No one's ever understood me
like you do.
494
00:21:05,005 --> 00:21:07,224
So don't marry
Mr. Williams.
495
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,741
Marry me instead.
496
00:21:10,929 --> 00:21:13,428
Make me the happiest wolf
in the pack.
497
00:21:13,802 --> 00:21:15,685
Oh, God.
498
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:23,355
(laughs)
499
00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:25,858
Come on, Landon. The book says
we only have to shoot him
500
00:21:25,945 --> 00:21:27,400
with one of his arrows
to take him out.
501
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,044
I'm trying, okay?
Okay.
502
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,403
(grunts)
503
00:21:31,494 --> 00:21:32,786
Come on, just one.
504
00:21:33,432 --> 00:21:34,846
Blind love.
505
00:21:35,144 --> 00:21:36,558
One of my best.
506
00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:38,728
Makes lovers' hearts nice
and plump for the picking.
507
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,456
(low snarl)
508
00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:42,586
Delicious.
509
00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:45,297
(gasps)
510
00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:47,216
(grunts)
511
00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,300
Guys.
What, Wade?
512
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:53,014
I can't see.
513
00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:55,845
CUPID:
Nice try.
514
00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:57,264
Come on!
515
00:21:57,351 --> 00:21:58,811
Do another.
516
00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:04,839
Hope.
517
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:07,274
Uh-oh. Fun's over.
518
00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:08,817
Uh, we were...
I was just, um...
519
00:22:08,904 --> 00:22:10,151
Just trying to help?
520
00:22:10,239 --> 00:22:11,642
KALEB: Look,
Cupid's arrows are his weakness,
521
00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,614
- so we were just trying to...
- Exsurgo.
522
00:22:15,673 --> 00:22:17,383
No fair.
523
00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:25,793
KALEB:
Okay.
524
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,051
- Hope. Hope, wait.
- We will talk about this later.
525
00:22:37,238 --> 00:22:38,763
Wade, you still
can't see anything?
526
00:22:38,851 --> 00:22:40,860
Yeah, it's-it's that arrow.
I thought the research
527
00:22:40,948 --> 00:22:43,308
said that that the magic would
wear off after we killed him.
528
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,012
Uh, about that.
529
00:22:54,565 --> 00:22:56,340
Looks like Cupid flew the coop.
530
00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:06,996
ALYSSA:
Phesmatos oculacs.
531
00:23:12,801 --> 00:23:14,048
Thanks, Alyssa.
You're amazing.
532
00:23:14,135 --> 00:23:15,467
It's Lizzie Saltzman,
533
00:23:15,554 --> 00:23:17,010
isn't it?
Hmm?
534
00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:19,137
The other woman
that's in the way of you and me.
535
00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:20,920
Uh, no, I'm over Lizzie.
536
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:23,307
But you chased
after her for years,
537
00:23:23,394 --> 00:23:25,352
even when I was here all along.
538
00:23:25,439 --> 00:23:26,969
Weren't you just with Jed?
539
00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:28,797
He's a booty howl.
540
00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:31,357
But you... you're the kind
of guy a girl
541
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,236
could settle down with forever.
542
00:23:34,323 --> 00:23:36,529
Uh, th-that's just
my natural vampire smolder.
543
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,184
- I'll tone that down.
- Or don't.
544
00:23:38,272 --> 00:23:40,069
- Uh...
- (grunts)
545
00:23:40,397 --> 00:23:43,362
Uh, I'm into somebody new.
546
00:23:44,499 --> 00:23:46,039
Well, that's convenient.
547
00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:47,256
Who?
548
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,514
Some slutty werewolf
in Canada?
549
00:23:50,077 --> 00:23:53,342
I don't like
being lied to.
550
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:56,028
No, it's Kym.
551
00:23:56,116 --> 00:23:57,550
The intern?
552
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,889
And she has nothing to
do with the ascendant.
553
00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:02,847
So,
554
00:24:02,934 --> 00:24:04,764
it was never gonna be me?
555
00:24:05,788 --> 00:24:07,702
I'm sorry, Alyssa.
556
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,452
But can we still be friends?
557
00:24:25,124 --> 00:24:26,861
No, thanks.
558
00:24:27,069 --> 00:24:28,968
I don't have friends.
559
00:24:36,382 --> 00:24:38,195
WADE:
Are you sure the research said
560
00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:40,219
that Cupid's weakness
was his arrows?
561
00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:42,591
Look, Kym said it was
basically the one constant
562
00:24:42,679 --> 00:24:45,115
across every version
of the Cupid mythos.
563
00:24:45,203 --> 00:24:46,420
Well, it wouldn't be
the first time the legends
564
00:24:46,507 --> 00:24:48,062
got something wrong, though.
565
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,815
What if we got
the monster wrong?
566
00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:52,695
Didn't Cupid have siblings?
567
00:24:55,112 --> 00:24:56,359
The Erotes.
568
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:58,706
Each representing a different
type of love and attraction.
569
00:24:58,793 --> 00:25:00,001
Each one
with a different weakness.
570
00:25:00,088 --> 00:25:01,418
Oh, God.
571
00:25:01,688 --> 00:25:04,289
Gods. Plural.
Seven of them.
572
00:25:07,112 --> 00:25:08,359
Okay.
573
00:25:09,746 --> 00:25:11,211
Okay, I guess we got to...
574
00:25:11,299 --> 00:25:12,695
Come on.
575
00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,136
What happened?
576
00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:25,681
I-I-I tried to
stick to the plan,
577
00:25:25,768 --> 00:25:26,848
but once you were gone...
578
00:25:26,935 --> 00:25:28,960
This is why I do
everything myself.
579
00:25:29,101 --> 00:25:31,228
Except it wasn't you
making out with her.
580
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:33,562
And it wasn't you
manipulating her.
581
00:25:33,983 --> 00:25:35,606
But it doesn't matter.
582
00:25:35,693 --> 00:25:38,360
Alyssa... she-she went insane.
583
00:25:38,447 --> 00:25:40,364
She's not just
in love with me,
584
00:25:40,452 --> 00:25:42,655
it's like she was obsessed.
585
00:25:42,929 --> 00:25:45,826
That's the arrow that Cupid gave
me to use on her. Obsession.
586
00:25:45,984 --> 00:25:48,460
Like boiling-bunnies,
burn-your-house-down obsession?
587
00:25:48,624 --> 00:25:49,765
That's not
romance, Hope.
588
00:25:49,853 --> 00:25:51,219
That's a whole different
movie genre.
589
00:25:51,306 --> 00:25:54,155
I just... I grabbed
the strongest one I could find.
590
00:25:55,381 --> 00:25:57,171
Then I guess
we both messed up.
591
00:25:58,116 --> 00:26:00,569
I told Alyssa
that I'm into Kym.
592
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,648
Go. I'll take care of this.
593
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,189
(wings fluttering)
594
00:26:12,502 --> 00:26:13,963
(grunts)
595
00:26:23,384 --> 00:26:25,262
(laughter and indistinct chatter
in distance)
596
00:26:27,564 --> 00:26:28,727
Hey.
597
00:26:28,815 --> 00:26:29,856
I'll never get used to that.
598
00:26:29,943 --> 00:26:31,002
Hey! Pack it up!
599
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,298
- What's wrong?
- Clear out! Let's go!
600
00:26:32,385 --> 00:26:33,424
Let's get out of here.
601
00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:35,024
- What's wrong?
- Your boy Cupid wasn't
602
00:26:35,111 --> 00:26:36,289
so angelic after all.
603
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:38,329
Dude's got a bloodlust that
even I can't compete with.
604
00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:39,947
Okay? We got to get out of here.
605
00:26:40,215 --> 00:26:42,109
Kym. Sweet,
you're okay.
606
00:26:42,197 --> 00:26:44,320
I'll explain later, but I
got to get you out of here.
607
00:26:44,408 --> 00:26:46,147
Oh, she's not going
anywhere with you.
608
00:26:46,578 --> 00:26:47,785
I saw you on that date.
609
00:26:47,873 --> 00:26:49,744
- The date that you ruined?
- Ruined?
610
00:26:49,832 --> 00:26:51,872
It didn't look so ruined with
you vamping your tongue down
611
00:26:51,959 --> 00:26:52,963
Alyssa Chang's throat.
612
00:26:53,051 --> 00:26:54,047
What?
613
00:26:54,135 --> 00:26:56,029
That is not how it happened.
614
00:26:56,117 --> 00:26:59,211
That was a part of an
incredibly poorly-thought-out
615
00:26:59,299 --> 00:27:00,743
but well-intentioned plan.
616
00:27:00,831 --> 00:27:02,167
KALEB: Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you see this?
617
00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:03,995
This is exactly why
I didn't want you two dating.
618
00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:05,914
We can talk about this later,
but right now
619
00:27:06,002 --> 00:27:08,503
we got to jet, man.
Come on.
620
00:27:13,372 --> 00:27:15,917
Morabor.
621
00:27:16,459 --> 00:27:17,914
Sorry.
622
00:27:18,175 --> 00:27:20,136
This is between us girls.
623
00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:26,159
I thought I killed you.
624
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,523
No, you thought
you killed Cupid.
625
00:27:29,656 --> 00:27:34,464
But I am his taller, hotter,
cooler, older brother Pothos.
626
00:27:34,551 --> 00:27:35,756
(grunts)
627
00:27:35,843 --> 00:27:37,857
(inhales sharply)
Can't imagine
628
00:27:37,945 --> 00:27:40,617
that Burning Love arrow
feels too good, does it?
629
00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:44,318
It burns you from the inside out
630
00:27:44,406 --> 00:27:46,781
until your whole body
is reduced to ash.
631
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:50,479
Save for your juicy,
delicious heart.
632
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,606
(snarling)
633
00:27:53,694 --> 00:27:54,858
LANDON:
Hey!
634
00:27:54,946 --> 00:27:56,146
Eat me instead.
635
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,804
(chuckles)
636
00:27:59,118 --> 00:28:00,357
POTHOS:
A weak
637
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,921
loser heart
or badass witch heart
638
00:28:03,009 --> 00:28:04,594
tenderized by one of my arrows?
639
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,247
I'm good, thanks.
640
00:28:09,148 --> 00:28:10,545
How about now?
641
00:28:15,842 --> 00:28:17,090
(grunts)
642
00:28:17,177 --> 00:28:18,675
(laughs softly)
643
00:28:18,762 --> 00:28:21,052
(Alyssa shouts)
644
00:28:21,139 --> 00:28:23,568
Can we talk about this
like the mature women we are?
645
00:28:23,656 --> 00:28:25,578
Okay, let's talk.
646
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,724
Do you know how long
I've waited for MG
647
00:28:27,812 --> 00:28:29,084
to pay attention to me?
648
00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:31,980
And then you show up and
sweep him off his feet?
649
00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:35,156
A human?
Like, have standards, MG.
650
00:28:39,297 --> 00:28:41,857
Shoot your shot, then.
MG's apparently open for business.
651
00:28:41,945 --> 00:28:43,124
We've never even been
on a date.
652
00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:44,498
Our date was amazing.
653
00:28:44,586 --> 00:28:46,318
Until he said that
he doesn't want me.
654
00:28:46,406 --> 00:28:48,000
He wants you.
655
00:28:52,503 --> 00:28:53,504
(grunts)
656
00:28:57,774 --> 00:29:00,354
So, if I can't
have him,
657
00:29:00,442 --> 00:29:02,130
no one can.
658
00:29:04,821 --> 00:29:06,560
It was fun while it lasted.
659
00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:14,254
- Kaleb.
- Kym, you all right?
660
00:29:14,342 --> 00:29:15,225
Okay, it's okay.
661
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:16,959
You got her.
You got her.
662
00:29:17,064 --> 00:29:19,063
(panting)
663
00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:20,948
(exhales)
664
00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,117
Epic love arrow.
665
00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:29,490
- You brought out the big guns.
- That's right.
666
00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,567
Well, you've never eaten
a heart as full of love
667
00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:33,012
as mine is for her.
668
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,208
Is that why you were unloading
669
00:29:34,295 --> 00:29:35,887
all your relationship problems
on me?
670
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,582
That stuff I said
doesn't matter.
671
00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:39,965
The love that Hope and I have
for each other is more than
672
00:29:40,052 --> 00:29:42,748
I ever dreamed of finding
in my lifetime.
673
00:29:44,301 --> 00:29:46,324
More than I even thought
was possible.
674
00:29:46,412 --> 00:29:48,514
The only problem
with our relationship
675
00:29:48,601 --> 00:29:51,137
is that I have no idea why
she picked a guy like me
676
00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:52,215
in the first place.
677
00:29:52,303 --> 00:29:53,905
POTHOS: That's just
my arrow talking.
678
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:55,147
Is it?
679
00:29:56,841 --> 00:29:58,358
I don't really feel
the difference.
680
00:29:58,446 --> 00:30:00,121
I already love Hope Mikaelson
681
00:30:00,209 --> 00:30:02,731
with all my heart.
I don't want to live without her.
682
00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:05,657
So if you're going to kill her,
you need to kill me, too.
683
00:30:05,744 --> 00:30:06,744
(groans)
684
00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:08,127
POTHOS:
If you insist.
685
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:09,974
(grunting)
686
00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:13,706
(distorted):
Landon, no!
687
00:30:13,793 --> 00:30:15,753
(growls)
688
00:30:16,754 --> 00:30:18,840
(pants, grunts)
689
00:30:19,363 --> 00:30:20,824
(body thuds)
690
00:30:25,763 --> 00:30:27,808
(growling)
691
00:30:32,244 --> 00:30:33,685
Don't worry.
692
00:30:34,221 --> 00:30:35,603
You're next.
693
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:37,359
(hissing growl)
694
00:30:44,571 --> 00:30:46,070
(growls)
695
00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:47,910
(groaning)
696
00:30:56,128 --> 00:30:58,170
(choking)
697
00:30:59,965 --> 00:31:02,029
Your boyfriend's smarter
than he looks.
698
00:31:02,224 --> 00:31:05,357
(screams)
699
00:31:29,348 --> 00:31:30,348
Hey.
700
00:31:30,645 --> 00:31:31,979
- Hey.
- Hope.
701
00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:34,442
Hi.
You're okay.
702
00:31:35,051 --> 00:31:36,170
It worked.
703
00:31:36,335 --> 00:31:39,417
Yeah, your plan to get your
heart eaten in front of me?
704
00:31:39,505 --> 00:31:41,262
(chuckles):
Yeah, it worked.
705
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,711
What did you do?
706
00:31:43,798 --> 00:31:45,171
After you left the bar,
707
00:31:45,465 --> 00:31:47,409
we figured out
that wasn't actually Cupid.
708
00:31:47,497 --> 00:31:49,633
It was one
of the other gods of love.
709
00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,334
Yeah, you know, I learned
that the hard way
710
00:31:51,421 --> 00:31:53,651
when Pothos
introduced himself to me.
711
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,701
Oh. You were one step
ahead of us, then.
712
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,456
We just knew that they each had
a different weakness, so I ate
713
00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:02,081
sheep's brain, um, hemlock,
714
00:32:02,169 --> 00:32:03,370
molten silver,
715
00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,880
yew bark,
red wine and...
716
00:32:05,981 --> 00:32:07,174
devil's ivy,
717
00:32:07,262 --> 00:32:09,544
a toxic plant
otherwise known as...
718
00:32:09,825 --> 00:32:10,924
pothos.
719
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,239
(laughs)
720
00:32:12,554 --> 00:32:14,324
Guess that was the one.
721
00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:17,337
You did all that to save me?
722
00:32:17,952 --> 00:32:20,462
I'd do it again
and again and again...
723
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:22,704
(laughing):
Okay, show-off.
724
00:32:24,256 --> 00:32:25,798
(sighs)
725
00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:27,713
You, uh, should clean up.
726
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,766
("Run through Walls"
by The Script playing)
727
00:32:36,516 --> 00:32:39,532
- ♪ ..not so fast ♪
- (laughs)
728
00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:42,272
♪ Sit in the kitchen
and talkin' for hours ♪
729
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,641
♪ You always show up
at the perfect time ♪
730
00:32:48,529 --> 00:32:51,342
♪ There's no one born
with X-ray eyes ♪
731
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:54,319
♪ There's no way to know
what's on my mind ♪
732
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:55,991
♪ But you always say ♪
733
00:32:56,079 --> 00:32:59,944
♪ The words that save my life ♪
734
00:33:00,047 --> 00:33:01,375
♪ I've got friends ♪
735
00:33:01,463 --> 00:33:05,500
♪ That will run through walls ♪
736
00:33:06,008 --> 00:33:07,576
♪ I've got friends ♪
737
00:33:07,664 --> 00:33:09,342
♪ That will fly ♪
738
00:33:09,393 --> 00:33:10,970
♪ Once called... ♪
739
00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,506
Hey.
740
00:33:12,649 --> 00:33:13,772
Hey.
741
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,469
Oh, I was looking
for you earlier.
742
00:33:15,556 --> 00:33:17,608
Um, I wanted to say
I'm really sorry
743
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:18,985
about Alyssa.
744
00:33:19,188 --> 00:33:20,657
It's not your fault.
745
00:33:20,968 --> 00:33:22,953
You were just trying
to save your friends.
746
00:33:23,547 --> 00:33:24,729
But...
747
00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:27,508
I almost got sliced in half...
748
00:33:27,711 --> 00:33:29,430
by a witch today.
749
00:33:29,805 --> 00:33:31,748
And Cupid turned out
750
00:33:31,836 --> 00:33:34,698
to be some...
heart-eating asshat.
751
00:33:35,696 --> 00:33:37,711
Welcome to
the Salvatore School.
752
00:33:38,031 --> 00:33:39,701
About that.
753
00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:41,746
This school is amazing.
754
00:33:42,149 --> 00:33:45,492
And I'm so glad that
you and my brother
755
00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:47,835
get to have a
place like this.
756
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:50,505
But today scared me.
757
00:33:50,592 --> 00:33:53,429
♪ Run through walls... ♪
758
00:33:54,155 --> 00:33:55,380
You're leaving, aren't you?
759
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,818
♪ I've got friends
that will fly ♪
760
00:33:57,906 --> 00:34:00,557
♪ Once called, yeah ♪
761
00:34:00,644 --> 00:34:02,496
♪ When I've nowhere left... ♪
762
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:03,794
Mm-hmm.
763
00:34:05,429 --> 00:34:07,373
I hate it
when my brother's right.
764
00:34:07,483 --> 00:34:08,773
(chuckles)
765
00:34:08,861 --> 00:34:10,023
Me, too.
766
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,671
♪ Through walls ♪
767
00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:16,750
♪ Ooh... ♪
768
00:34:17,101 --> 00:34:18,406
♪ Yeah... ♪
769
00:34:18,494 --> 00:34:20,835
Whenever I'm in Atlanta,
could I...
770
00:34:21,210 --> 00:34:22,773
could I call you?
771
00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:27,320
I'll be waiting
by the magic mirror.
772
00:34:28,586 --> 00:34:31,334
♪ And I need my heroes ♪
773
00:34:31,422 --> 00:34:34,006
♪ I've got friends
that will run ♪
774
00:34:34,094 --> 00:34:36,671
♪ Through walls ♪
775
00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:38,531
♪ I've got friends ♪
776
00:34:38,773 --> 00:34:40,345
♪ That will run ♪
777
00:34:40,432 --> 00:34:42,514
♪ Through walls ♪
778
00:34:42,898 --> 00:34:44,122
♪ And I've got ♪
779
00:34:44,210 --> 00:34:46,317
♪ Friends that don't text ♪
780
00:34:46,405 --> 00:34:49,046
♪ They call ♪
781
00:34:49,203 --> 00:34:52,654
♪ When I've nowhere left to go ♪
782
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:55,130
♪ And I need you the most ♪
783
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:58,451
♪ I've got friends
that will run ♪
784
00:34:58,539 --> 00:35:00,996
♪ Through walls. ♪
785
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:07,081
Ham?
786
00:35:07,585 --> 00:35:08,791
I hate ham.
787
00:35:08,878 --> 00:35:11,715
(chuckles) You are not
helping yourself here.
788
00:35:12,914 --> 00:35:14,375
But you could...
789
00:35:14,538 --> 00:35:17,058
if you had a way
to bring the Saltzmans back.
790
00:35:17,466 --> 00:35:19,359
Honestly (sighs)
791
00:35:20,554 --> 00:35:22,218
I don't know how.
792
00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:25,287
Oh. Okay.
793
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,617
Um...
794
00:35:27,054 --> 00:35:29,311
then I guess
I'd get comfy here.
795
00:35:29,547 --> 00:35:31,367
At least for
the time being.
796
00:35:31,886 --> 00:35:34,029
(snaps fingers)
Oh. One last thing.
797
00:35:34,117 --> 00:35:35,201
Uh...
798
00:35:35,289 --> 00:35:37,820
MG is not into you.
799
00:35:37,984 --> 00:35:39,280
And you trying
to get with him
800
00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:41,074
almost got my sister
killed today.
801
00:35:41,281 --> 00:35:44,367
So find yourself a new crush.
802
00:35:47,617 --> 00:35:50,210
I'll get right on that.
803
00:35:52,455 --> 00:35:54,773
(laughs softly)
Yeah.
804
00:36:08,938 --> 00:36:11,493
- (softly): Hey.
- (sighs)
805
00:36:12,844 --> 00:36:14,499
(sighs)
806
00:36:15,211 --> 00:36:18,516
I should probably schedule
a session with Jed about this.
807
00:36:20,139 --> 00:36:21,596
So...
808
00:36:22,219 --> 00:36:23,827
are we married or not?
809
00:36:27,743 --> 00:36:30,033
You know, I always thought
Ric would be my best man.
810
00:36:30,196 --> 00:36:31,910
We're going to get him back.
811
00:36:31,998 --> 00:36:33,028
Yeah.
812
00:36:33,116 --> 00:36:34,489
The Cupid thing just...
813
00:36:34,749 --> 00:36:36,228
- got us all a little...
- Distracted.
814
00:36:36,315 --> 00:36:38,221
- Exactly.
- You know, was that the outcome,
815
00:36:38,309 --> 00:36:39,844
or was that his intention?
816
00:36:40,213 --> 00:36:42,592
- Thank Queen Mab, you're here.
- What's wrong?
817
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,220
Well, with you and Mr. Williams
off campus,
818
00:36:44,307 --> 00:36:46,024
and as student
security supervisor,
819
00:36:46,112 --> 00:36:47,944
I was notified of a breach
in the protection spell
820
00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:49,240
surrounding the school...
821
00:36:51,922 --> 00:36:54,305
Someone broke
into the weapons armory.
822
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,141
What did they take?
823
00:36:58,170 --> 00:36:59,631
Junk.
824
00:37:00,941 --> 00:37:02,231
Junk!
825
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:05,568
Junk! Why'd we waste our time
826
00:37:05,655 --> 00:37:08,524
stealing all this junk
again, Chad?
827
00:37:08,612 --> 00:37:10,281
Chad?
828
00:37:12,493 --> 00:37:13,741
(exhales)
829
00:37:13,937 --> 00:37:15,727
What took you so long?
830
00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:17,336
I had to wait until
they buried him.
831
00:37:17,424 --> 00:37:19,706
- Then I had to dig him up.
- Excuses.
832
00:37:19,794 --> 00:37:22,951
Always excuses!
(hisses)
833
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:24,321
(takes deep breath)
834
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,282
Just put him
with the Sphinx.
835
00:37:30,118 --> 00:37:31,821
CHAD:
Hey.
836
00:37:33,725 --> 00:37:34,998
Isn't that
that thing
837
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,498
Pothos said he wanted
in exchange
838
00:37:36,586 --> 00:37:38,141
for distracting
the Salvatore kids?
839
00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:40,571
The Golden Arrow.
840
00:37:45,373 --> 00:37:46,705
(sighs)
841
00:37:47,113 --> 00:37:48,289
Good job, Chad.
842
00:37:48,377 --> 00:37:49,378
Yeah.
843
00:37:49,466 --> 00:37:51,380
(chuckling)
844
00:37:52,852 --> 00:37:54,727
(laughing)
845
00:37:54,955 --> 00:37:56,832
Don't touch it.
846
00:37:57,634 --> 00:37:59,719
(laughing)
847
00:38:02,101 --> 00:38:04,188
(laughing loudly)
848
00:38:11,805 --> 00:38:13,211
LANDON:
Hey.
849
00:38:13,703 --> 00:38:15,133
Hey.
850
00:38:15,309 --> 00:38:16,890
Am I interrupting something?
851
00:38:17,187 --> 00:38:18,680
Just me, um,
852
00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:21,937
trying and failing to find a way
to bring the Saltzmans back.
853
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,813
Look, I know I've...
854
00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:30,188
been reluctant
to let you step up.
855
00:38:32,262 --> 00:38:34,813
But obviously
you can handle yourself.
856
00:38:37,906 --> 00:38:40,157
Besides, I don't have
all the answers either.
857
00:38:41,845 --> 00:38:43,407
(softly):
Hey.
858
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:45,688
Don't worry.
859
00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:48,352
We won't give up until
we find a way to get 'em back.
860
00:38:51,218 --> 00:38:52,696
Did you mean
what you said
861
00:38:52,784 --> 00:38:56,121
about not knowing
why I picked you?
862
00:38:58,051 --> 00:38:59,485
Oh, uh...
863
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,439
I-I mean...
864
00:39:05,358 --> 00:39:06,703
Maybe.
865
00:39:07,571 --> 00:39:08,836
Sometimes.
866
00:39:09,377 --> 00:39:12,422
[♪♪]
867
00:39:25,669 --> 00:39:28,131
("Remembrance" by Tommee
Profitt and Fleurie playing)
868
00:39:30,422 --> 00:39:31,649
What is this?
869
00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,694
Oh, just... read it.
870
00:39:33,929 --> 00:39:36,056
I wrote it
when I got back.
871
00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:40,828
"He's so patient...
872
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,282
"and trusting and kind,
873
00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:45,953
and a thousand other things
I never was."
874
00:39:47,241 --> 00:39:49,488
"So, if all I ever have
is the memory
875
00:39:49,584 --> 00:39:51,649
"of the way he loved me,
876
00:39:51,992 --> 00:39:54,723
then I will
survive this."
877
00:39:56,875 --> 00:40:02,285
♪ You're my heavenly rest ♪
878
00:40:02,699 --> 00:40:06,739
♪ So, if you call ♪
879
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:10,832
♪ In the night ♪
880
00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:15,581
♪ If you cry ♪
881
00:40:15,803 --> 00:40:18,634
♪ Cry ♪
882
00:40:18,722 --> 00:40:20,317
♪ If you call... ♪
883
00:40:20,427 --> 00:40:21,668
Landon.
884
00:40:21,856 --> 00:40:23,265
- Holy smokes!
- (laughs)
885
00:40:23,352 --> 00:40:25,729
♪ I will fly ♪
886
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,630
(both laugh)
887
00:40:28,154 --> 00:40:29,652
♪ Fly ♪
888
00:40:29,942 --> 00:40:31,355
(whispers):
Don't let me go.
889
00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:32,809
♪ To your side... ♪
890
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:34,190
Never.
891
00:40:36,124 --> 00:40:39,708
[♪♪]
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891
00:40:40,305 --> 00:41:40,237
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