1 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,968 There was no way that either of you 2 00:00:11,002 --> 00:00:12,736 were within 100 miles of that place! 3 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:14,738 You were tapping away on a computer somewhere. 4 00:00:14,773 --> 00:00:17,674 You were in a cave in Afghanistan, probably. 5 00:00:17,709 --> 00:00:19,810 You guys came up with this idea together? 6 00:00:19,844 --> 00:00:20,978 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 7 00:00:21,012 --> 00:00:23,047 What... what... what's going on? 8 00:00:23,081 --> 00:00:24,148 ...Been to Boston, man. 9 00:00:24,182 --> 00:00:25,783 We'll close. 10 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,084 What is this? 11 00:00:27,118 --> 00:00:29,253 I thought we were supposed to be, uh, finding Moreau. 12 00:00:29,287 --> 00:00:30,954 This is more important. 13 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,289 More important? 14 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,391 We don't find Moreau, I might go back to prison forever. 15 00:00:34,426 --> 00:00:36,460 Oh, shush. You did fine in prison the first time. 16 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,395 You got into shape. Yeah, you look good in a jumpsuit. 17 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:40,097 Learned how to hypnotize people. 18 00:00:40,131 --> 00:00:43,133 We're talking about the dagger of Aqu'Abi. 19 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,468 Oh. 20 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,703 The dagger of Aqu'Abi... 21 00:00:46,738 --> 00:00:49,440 10th century, four perfect emeralds, 22 00:00:49,474 --> 00:00:51,508 six rubies, gold filigree. 23 00:00:51,543 --> 00:00:54,044 It was a gift from a shah of Persia to a sultan. 24 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:55,779 Two dead guys. Whatever. 25 00:00:55,814 --> 00:00:57,781 And why are we... shh, shh, shh, shh! 26 00:00:57,816 --> 00:00:58,982 That's why. 27 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,918 The dagger of Aqu'Abi is on display 28 00:01:00,952 --> 00:01:03,187 here at the Boston Museum of Art and Antiquities 29 00:01:03,221 --> 00:01:06,824 for the first time since it was stolen from this very gallery 30 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,425 five years ago. 31 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:11,428 That. Stolen. Five years ago. 32 00:01:11,463 --> 00:01:13,730 I stole it! I stole it! I stole it! 33 00:01:16,734 --> 00:01:21,738 The rich and powerful take what they want. We steal it back for you. 34 00:01:28,346 --> 00:01:32,683 Sometimes, bad guys make the best good guys. 35 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,787 We provide... leverage 36 00:01:36,821 --> 00:01:38,088 O-okay, okay, okay, okay. 37 00:01:38,123 --> 00:01:40,691 The dagger of Aqu'Abi? 38 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,861 On display at the Boston Museum of Art and Antiquities? 39 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,763 Stolen five years ago? You were all there that night? 40 00:01:46,798 --> 00:01:49,366 Didn't realize it till just now when the show came on. 41 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,734 And when I started telling them 42 00:01:50,768 --> 00:01:54,238 about one of my finest jobs ever... 43 00:01:54,272 --> 00:01:55,506 Yeah, but I know she's lying. 44 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,174 She's a grifter. It's her job. 45 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,543 Wait, I'm confused. Now she's lying about lying? 46 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,111 No, no, no. Wait, I've got an idea. 47 00:02:01,146 --> 00:02:02,079 We let Nate decide. 48 00:02:02,113 --> 00:02:03,280 We tell him what happened that night, 49 00:02:03,314 --> 00:02:04,882 and he decides who the real criminal is. 50 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:05,949 Fine by me. 51 00:02:05,984 --> 00:02:08,051 Well, I mean, you're all criminals. 52 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:10,821 Me, I got no choice. 53 00:02:10,855 --> 00:02:14,458 You understand... it was the perfect plan. 54 00:02:14,492 --> 00:02:19,997 I ran a long con for the entire four months of the exhibit. 55 00:02:20,031 --> 00:02:21,798 Two... not one... 56 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:26,136 but two separate identities. 57 00:02:27,561 --> 00:02:32,761 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 58 00:02:35,747 --> 00:02:39,183 First, the Duchess of Barrington-Highsworth. 59 00:02:39,217 --> 00:02:42,586 As the Duchess, I donated art to the exhibit 60 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:46,089 so my pieces would be mixed in with the dagger. 61 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,591 Where'd you get the art? 62 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:50,394 Oh, bits and bobs I nicked over the years. 63 00:02:50,428 --> 00:02:55,299 I made quite an entrance, I have to say. 64 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,000 You're here! 65 00:02:57,035 --> 00:02:58,535 She's here! 66 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:00,938 Ladies and gentlemen, 67 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:04,441 the duchess Alexia of Barrington-Highsworth. 68 00:03:07,245 --> 00:03:10,047 Thank you for donating such wonderful pieces 69 00:03:10,081 --> 00:03:11,315 from your collection. 70 00:03:11,349 --> 00:03:13,650 Oh, you're too kind, Mr. Gladstone. 71 00:03:13,685 --> 00:03:15,219 But, really, it's nothing 72 00:03:15,253 --> 00:03:18,255 compared to the magnificent beauty of your dagger. 73 00:03:18,289 --> 00:03:19,456 Now, who's this? 74 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:22,326 Edgar Gladstone. Financier. Filthy rich. 75 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,360 Owns the dagger. 76 00:03:23,394 --> 00:03:25,862 Bit of a crush on me, of course. Yeah. 77 00:03:25,897 --> 00:03:30,067 Problem is, that's when Coswell decided to show up. 78 00:03:30,101 --> 00:03:31,602 Coswell? 79 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:33,437 Museum head of security. Very clever. 80 00:03:33,471 --> 00:03:36,240 Have to dodge him. You'll see why in a bit. 81 00:03:36,274 --> 00:03:37,441 Now, shoo. 82 00:03:37,475 --> 00:03:40,644 Duchess, do you mind if I speak with Mr. Coswell? 83 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:43,780 I want to make sure security is locked down tight. 84 00:03:43,815 --> 00:03:45,282 Is there cause for alarm? 85 00:03:45,316 --> 00:03:49,019 I've had three pieces of art stolen from me in the past year. 86 00:03:49,053 --> 00:03:50,654 It's the last night of the exhibit. 87 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,623 I want to make sure they don't cut any corners. 88 00:03:52,657 --> 00:03:54,358 Of course. 89 00:03:56,561 --> 00:03:59,830 Gladstone's little chat with Coswell gave me a chance... 90 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,531 Ooh. Thank you... 91 00:04:01,566 --> 00:04:03,567 to look for someone. 92 00:04:06,504 --> 00:04:08,939 Miss? Excuse me. 93 00:04:08,973 --> 00:04:11,508 Please, could you send this over to minister Bioko 94 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:15,279 with my compliments? 95 00:04:15,313 --> 00:04:17,781 Robert Bioko. 96 00:04:17,815 --> 00:04:20,250 Zimbabwe art minister. Yes, I've dealt with him. Quite nasty. 97 00:04:20,285 --> 00:04:22,953 By reputation, a blood-diamond dealer, 98 00:04:22,987 --> 00:04:24,988 embezzler, and more importantly, 99 00:04:25,023 --> 00:04:28,058 very allergic to shrimp. 100 00:04:28,092 --> 00:04:30,527 If you don't mind, I'll... 101 00:04:31,296 --> 00:04:32,229 Oh! 102 00:04:32,263 --> 00:04:35,065 Oh! Pardon me, ma'am. 103 00:04:35,099 --> 00:04:36,967 Gosh. Did... did I get some on your dress? 104 00:04:37,001 --> 00:04:39,236 Uh, not at all. No. 105 00:04:39,270 --> 00:04:40,904 Dr. Wes Abernathy. 106 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:41,872 Doctor. 107 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,940 What's your PhD in? 108 00:04:43,975 --> 00:04:46,276 I'm a surgeon, actually. 109 00:04:46,311 --> 00:04:48,812 I, uh, I fundraise for the museum. 110 00:04:48,846 --> 00:04:51,448 After a long day of saving lives, I like to... 111 00:04:52,884 --> 00:04:54,985 I like to appreciate beauty. 112 00:04:55,019 --> 00:04:57,988 You're very forward, Dr. Abernathy. 113 00:05:01,726 --> 00:05:02,893 What was that? 114 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:06,029 Just a little power surge. 115 00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:09,132 Help! He's choking! Hey! Somebody help! 116 00:05:11,569 --> 00:05:12,636 Oh, dear. 117 00:05:13,905 --> 00:05:16,540 There's shrimp in this. Are you allergic to shrimp? 118 00:05:16,574 --> 00:05:18,241 I am allergic to shrimp! 119 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,077 Okay, everybody stand back! I'm a doctor! 120 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,745 His throat's closing up! 121 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,413 I need a knife! Somebody give me a knife! 122 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:26,717 Thank you. 123 00:05:26,751 --> 00:05:27,851 Don't worry, my friend. 124 00:05:27,885 --> 00:05:29,686 Death will not claim you this day. 125 00:05:30,888 --> 00:05:32,689 Come on! Live! 126 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:35,359 Come on! Live! 127 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,709 I needed Gladstone's key card 128 00:05:52,744 --> 00:05:55,812 to get access to the shipping and storage area. 129 00:05:55,847 --> 00:05:59,116 Gladstone has 24-hour access. 130 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,785 My other identity... 131 00:06:02,754 --> 00:06:04,020 ...Does not. 132 00:06:04,055 --> 00:06:05,155 Shoo. 133 00:06:20,805 --> 00:06:23,106 Dr. Karen Ipcress 134 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:25,509 from the restoration department. 135 00:06:25,543 --> 00:06:28,078 Hey, I've been bringing you coffee and doughnuts 136 00:06:28,112 --> 00:06:29,079 for four months now. 137 00:06:29,113 --> 00:06:30,614 You still have to do that? 138 00:06:30,648 --> 00:06:32,849 Sorry, doc. Got to check everyone tonight. 139 00:06:32,884 --> 00:06:34,518 You don't usually work nights. 140 00:06:34,552 --> 00:06:38,121 Oh, when the exhibit closes, 141 00:06:38,156 --> 00:06:41,625 we have to process 200 items to be shipped out 142 00:06:41,659 --> 00:06:45,862 to 63 museums and private owners. 143 00:06:45,897 --> 00:06:48,098 They asked me to help out. 144 00:06:48,132 --> 00:06:50,267 Dr. Ipcress. 145 00:06:52,051 --> 00:06:54,571 You don't work nights. 146 00:06:54,605 --> 00:06:55,872 Oh, hi, Mr. Coswell. 147 00:06:55,907 --> 00:06:58,742 I didn't expect you down here so early. 148 00:06:58,776 --> 00:07:02,078 The gallery's closed because of a medical emergency. 149 00:07:02,113 --> 00:07:04,981 So, we have to process the exhibits right now. 150 00:07:05,016 --> 00:07:07,317 My men will scan the artifacts, tag them... 151 00:07:07,351 --> 00:07:08,985 green to be returned to their owners, 152 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,954 red to stay here in the vault until collected. 153 00:07:10,988 --> 00:07:14,191 Green items will then be packed according to their lot numbers, 154 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,827 shipped out to the proper owners by armored car. 155 00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:21,031 No unauthorized personnel in... 156 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:23,700 Or out. 157 00:07:25,136 --> 00:07:27,137 I wanted to talk to you. 158 00:07:27,171 --> 00:07:30,173 How long have you been working here? 159 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,541 Uh, four months. 160 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,177 I saw my first duchess upstairs. 161 00:07:34,212 --> 00:07:36,480 She... 162 00:07:36,514 --> 00:07:39,249 You look... 163 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:41,518 I'll be right back. 164 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:09,079 - Did she say where she was going? - No, sir. 165 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,347 Today is too important. 166 00:08:10,381 --> 00:08:12,716 We are not letting her slip through our fingers! 167 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:13,950 You! 168 00:08:13,985 --> 00:08:14,985 Yes, Mr. Coswell. 169 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:16,653 Have you seen Dr. Ipcress? No, sir. 170 00:08:16,687 --> 00:08:17,888 Call me as soon as you find her! 171 00:08:17,922 --> 00:08:19,289 Yes, sir. 172 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:25,729 Brilliant, isn't it? 173 00:08:25,763 --> 00:08:26,663 Ahh... 174 00:08:26,697 --> 00:08:31,668 Well, you... you didn't steal the dagger. 175 00:08:31,702 --> 00:08:35,005 You see, first, every item is catalogued. 176 00:08:41,012 --> 00:08:45,782 And Gladstone's dagger is placed into one of the crates 177 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,451 containing my personal collection. 178 00:08:52,957 --> 00:08:56,126 Then the crate is shipped directly to the safe house 179 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,694 in London... 180 00:08:57,728 --> 00:09:00,597 Lot 21 to London on British air, leaving in an hour. 181 00:09:03,601 --> 00:09:08,471 ...All under armed guard provided by... 182 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,106 The museum. 183 00:09:15,212 --> 00:09:16,880 Yeah, that's a good plan. 184 00:09:16,914 --> 00:09:19,049 Yes. It was the perfect plan. 185 00:09:20,718 --> 00:09:22,786 Except... 186 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,265 No! 187 00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:37,100 ...The dagger wasn't in the shipment. 188 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:41,137 So, yes, wait... I did steal the dagger. 189 00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:44,441 I just didn't get to keep it. 190 00:09:44,475 --> 00:09:47,043 I think I can explain it. 191 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,482 Pardon me, ma'am. 192 00:09:52,516 --> 00:09:54,351 Did I get that on your dress? 193 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,285 No. 194 00:09:55,319 --> 00:09:56,219 Yep. 195 00:09:56,253 --> 00:09:57,320 No! 196 00:09:57,355 --> 00:09:59,189 Oh! Pardon me, ma'am. 197 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,958 Did I get any on your dress? 198 00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:03,827 Not at all. All right. 199 00:10:03,861 --> 00:10:06,296 I'm Dr. Wes Abernathy. 200 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,831 Hmm. Pleased to meet you. 201 00:10:07,865 --> 00:10:13,903 Now, I'm gonna tell you how I stole the Aqu'Abi dagger. 202 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,037 A dagger doesn't really seem your style. 203 00:10:24,072 --> 00:10:25,005 Yeah. 204 00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:27,993 Well, it was actually more of a favor. 205 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,283 Come on. 206 00:10:36,317 --> 00:10:37,684 Yeah. 207 00:10:37,719 --> 00:10:38,752 Come on. 208 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:07,981 Hello, Gutman. 209 00:11:08,016 --> 00:11:09,383 Spencer. 210 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,551 I figured you'd be the one to pick up. 211 00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:14,054 Why are you sending second-rate thugs to try and kill me? 212 00:11:15,356 --> 00:11:18,025 If I'm not honest with you, you can't improve. 213 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,427 You let me down. 214 00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:23,563 You didn't deliver the sapphire monkey. 215 00:11:23,598 --> 00:11:25,332 You didn't tell me it was in north Korea. 216 00:11:25,366 --> 00:11:28,669 Tell you what... I'll make it up in trade. Shh. 217 00:11:28,703 --> 00:11:31,838 A client of mine, for whom I move rare merchandise, 218 00:11:31,873 --> 00:11:34,408 has asked me to arrange a retrieval. 219 00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:36,076 A dagger. 220 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,644 Where? 221 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,913 It's in Boston. Tonight. 222 00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:41,782 That's why I'm asking. 223 00:11:41,816 --> 00:11:43,817 I'll text you the details. 224 00:11:43,851 --> 00:11:46,420 Get me the dagger and we're even. 225 00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:49,289 Say no... 226 00:11:49,324 --> 00:11:53,026 I'll keep sending men until one gets lucky. 227 00:11:58,199 --> 00:12:00,200 You know what I got to do? 228 00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:18,919 Don't talk. 229 00:12:18,953 --> 00:12:20,153 What? Don't talk. 230 00:12:20,188 --> 00:12:22,723 I know it's your first instinct to talk, but don't. 231 00:12:22,757 --> 00:12:25,025 Your best course of action is to nod. 232 00:12:25,059 --> 00:12:26,326 Wh... 233 00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:29,262 Nod. 234 00:12:29,297 --> 00:12:31,431 I'm gonna need a couple things from you. 235 00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:32,566 I need your clothes, 236 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,835 and I need your little invite to this party. 237 00:12:34,869 --> 00:12:37,104 Is can go two ways... you can give them to me, 238 00:12:37,138 --> 00:12:39,272 and I can stuff you in the trunk of this car, 239 00:12:39,307 --> 00:12:41,441 which, by the way, looks pretty comfortable. 240 00:12:41,476 --> 00:12:42,642 Not a bad night. 241 00:12:42,677 --> 00:12:47,447 Or you can not give them to me... 242 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:49,149 And I can do exactly 243 00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:53,253 what you'd expect a crazy guy in your back seat to do to you. 244 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:58,759 That's the right choice. 245 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,661 I'm gonna need your glasses. 246 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,397 So what was your way in? 247 00:13:03,431 --> 00:13:05,065 The exhibit's closing. 248 00:13:05,099 --> 00:13:08,101 That means all this is being shipped out. 249 00:13:08,136 --> 00:13:09,603 Weakest spot of any transport 250 00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:11,905 is when the object's transferred to the vehicle. 251 00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:14,708 I need to get downstairs. 252 00:13:14,742 --> 00:13:16,209 Excuse me. 253 00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:18,145 Thank you. 254 00:13:21,082 --> 00:13:22,449 Oh! Sorry. 255 00:13:22,483 --> 00:13:24,518 'Allo, 'allo. What's all this, then? 256 00:13:24,552 --> 00:13:26,453 Dr. Abernathy. 257 00:13:26,487 --> 00:13:27,953 Cor blimey. 258 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,223 You're a bit of all right, ain't ya? 259 00:13:30,258 --> 00:13:32,426 Buy us a drink, will ya? Drinks are free. 260 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:35,595 Wait, wait. What's that voice? 261 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,264 That's horrib... What is that? 262 00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:38,732 It's your accent. 263 00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:40,434 That's what I sound like to you? 264 00:13:40,468 --> 00:13:42,135 Right. Okay, fine. 265 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,304 I want to go back and change my story. 266 00:13:46,274 --> 00:13:48,809 Oh! Pardon me, there, Missy! 267 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:52,078 Ain't you as pretty as a little filly in the moonlight? 268 00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:54,047 Doc Abernathy here. 269 00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:55,515 Wait, wait, wait. What... wait. 270 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,550 What was that? 271 00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:57,851 That's ridiculous. Shut up. 272 00:13:57,885 --> 00:14:00,387 Sophie, you told your story. 273 00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:02,088 It's my turn to tell mine, okay? 274 00:14:02,123 --> 00:14:03,757 Well, it's not fair. 275 00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:06,259 Drinks is free? 276 00:14:06,294 --> 00:14:10,030 Bleedin' hell, that makes me a cheap date, didn't it? 277 00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:14,601 What was that? 278 00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:17,237 I thought I was passing out. 279 00:14:18,906 --> 00:14:21,174 I-I do not feel well. 280 00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:23,343 He's choking! Hey! Somebody help! 281 00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:24,277 Ooh. 282 00:14:24,312 --> 00:14:25,345 Cor blimey, gov'nor! 283 00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:27,447 That there's loaded with sea roaches! 284 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:28,882 That's British for "shrimp." 285 00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:30,984 We have a different word for a lot of things. 286 00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,285 It's a bit stupid, innit? 287 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,820 I am allergic to shrimp. 288 00:14:33,855 --> 00:14:35,522 Oh, dear. That's all right. 289 00:14:35,556 --> 00:14:36,790 He's a bleedin' doctor. 290 00:14:36,824 --> 00:14:38,959 Oh, I... I'm not... My throat! 291 00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:40,360 Uh...Okay. 292 00:14:40,394 --> 00:14:41,862 Here. Come here. 293 00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:43,964 Do you have a corkscrew? And pull the blade out. 294 00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:45,565 Pull the blade out of the corkscrew. 295 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,634 I'm gonna need you to calm down, sir. Wait, wait, wait! 296 00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:48,902 I'm gonna have to do this real quick. 297 00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:49,870 Just calm down, okay? 298 00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:51,805 All right, duchess, I need... pills. 299 00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:55,375 Pills. 300 00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:57,143 Oh. Yeah. 301 00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:58,512 That's better, buddy. Put that in your mouth. 302 00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:00,313 I need to get this man to a comfortable place. 303 00:15:00,348 --> 00:15:01,548 Do you have an office I can use? 304 00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:03,483 We have a first-aid station right on this floor. 305 00:15:03,518 --> 00:15:05,418 Perfect. Come with me, sir. Get up. 306 00:15:08,256 --> 00:15:10,690 Where the devil did I... 307 00:15:10,725 --> 00:15:12,792 What's going on? Medical emergency. 308 00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,695 Listen, perhaps we should close down the exhibit. 309 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:16,997 Everyone's very upset. 310 00:15:17,031 --> 00:15:20,467 You just stay here. I'm a doctor. 311 00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:22,302 That doesn't make sense. 312 00:15:25,773 --> 00:15:27,140 All right. 313 00:15:27,174 --> 00:15:29,009 There you go. All right? Okay. 314 00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:30,143 Thank you. You are a lifesaver. 315 00:15:30,177 --> 00:15:31,411 Yeah. You got it, man. No problem. 316 00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:32,646 I am in your debt. All right. 317 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,414 I am... I am in your debt. Stay there. 318 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,716 I am in your debt! You got it. 319 00:15:38,653 --> 00:15:40,620 I wanted to talk to you. 320 00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,489 Oh. 321 00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:44,424 How long have you been working here? 322 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:45,492 Four months. 323 00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,394 I saw my first duchess upstairs. 324 00:15:47,428 --> 00:15:50,564 She... You look... 325 00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:52,866 I'll be right back. 326 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,400 Did she say where she was going? 327 00:16:27,768 --> 00:16:29,703 No, sir. Today is too important. 328 00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:32,005 We are not letting her slip through our fingers! 329 00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:34,574 You! Have you seen Dr. Ipcress? 330 00:16:34,609 --> 00:16:36,610 Who? Ipcress! 331 00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:39,012 Weird eyes, funny hair. Hmm? 332 00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:40,547 You sure you haven't seen her? No. 333 00:16:40,581 --> 00:16:43,817 Go! Call me as soon as you find her. 334 00:16:45,653 --> 00:16:49,389 Lot 21 to London on British air, leaving in an hour. 335 00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:53,793 This one goes on my truck. 336 00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:19,419 You stole it! 337 00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,621 You stole it from me! Yes, I did. 338 00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:24,491 Well, technically, you didn't have it. 339 00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:25,392 It was en route. 340 00:17:25,426 --> 00:17:27,293 That's like stealing my mail. 341 00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:29,162 What, is stealing mail a crime? 342 00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:32,098 Oop. 343 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:35,969 Your little smash-and-grab ruined my perfect plan. 344 00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:38,972 Well, whatever it takes to get the job done, babe. 345 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:41,975 Well, you didn't exactly get the job "done," did you? 346 00:17:49,116 --> 00:17:51,184 So, you didn't get it? 347 00:17:51,218 --> 00:17:53,953 Well, what happened to the guys who you owed money to? 348 00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:55,889 Well, Gutman had a lot of enemies. 349 00:17:55,923 --> 00:17:58,525 They rolled him on some kind of racketeering thing 350 00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:01,127 a couple of weeks later and took the heat off me. 351 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:03,897 Pretty much forgot about that till tonight. 352 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,266 So, I-I steal the dagger from the museum, 353 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,334 you steal the dagger from my truck. 354 00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:10,270 Well, then who... 355 00:18:19,613 --> 00:18:20,780 Uh, Hardison, 356 00:18:20,815 --> 00:18:22,582 is there something you want to share with the class? 357 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,869 Okay, Sophie has it first. 358 00:18:36,903 --> 00:18:38,904 Then Eliot has it. 359 00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:40,573 Or does Eliot have it? 360 00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:42,007 Sophie never had it. 361 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,377 And then we have Hardison. 362 00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:47,524 I don't buy it. 363 00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:49,682 Doesn't seem like your kind of crime. 364 00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:51,100 No, not typically. 365 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,512 But the museum installed 366 00:18:52,553 --> 00:18:54,604 a Tanuki security system straight from Japan. 367 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:56,655 Tanuki. Not bad. Tough system. 368 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,791 Yeah. It's got a sick encryption system 369 00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:01,260 that protects both the database and the alarm. 370 00:19:01,294 --> 00:19:03,729 Now, five years ago, whoever cracked that first 371 00:19:03,764 --> 00:19:06,132 was gonna be like a hacker legend, man. 372 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:10,269 But to prove I did it, I was gonna need a trophy first. 373 00:19:19,579 --> 00:19:20,646 Now, remember, 374 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,150 WI-Fi networks weren't as common back in the day. 375 00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:26,719 So I had to get in the building somehow. 376 00:19:26,753 --> 00:19:28,687 So I just hacked the museum's e-mail 377 00:19:28,722 --> 00:19:30,256 and grabbed the invite of some random dignitary. 378 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,457 Name, sir? 379 00:19:31,491 --> 00:19:34,260 Yes, I am minister Robert Bioko. 380 00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:39,265 Thank you. 381 00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:41,333 Okay. Now what? W-what's that? 382 00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:42,368 Oh, this? 383 00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:44,370 I'm telling my computer at my Nana's hou... 384 00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:45,771 my... my... my... my house. Your... your what? 385 00:19:45,806 --> 00:19:47,773 Your house. Mm-hmm. My house... 386 00:19:47,808 --> 00:19:49,809 to, uh, execute a brute-force attack 387 00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:51,677 against the Tanuki's firewall. 388 00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:52,978 See, that'll soften it up 389 00:19:53,013 --> 00:19:55,181 so when I get physical access, not so tough. 390 00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:57,716 But until then, I does what I do. 391 00:19:57,751 --> 00:19:59,151 Hey, come here, girl. 392 00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:00,686 Uh, uh, you want to come to my... 393 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,355 Well, I live with my Nana, but we can go to your spot, though. 394 00:20:04,925 --> 00:20:06,725 Unh. 395 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,161 Shake it one time, baby. 396 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,097 How you doing, girl? Watch out now! 397 00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:14,200 My dear, to you. 398 00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:15,134 To you. 399 00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:16,735 Thank you. Thank you. 400 00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:30,282 Power surge. 401 00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:32,651 That's the Tanuki system resetting. 402 00:20:32,686 --> 00:20:34,920 It means my backdoor's in place. 403 00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:37,223 But you still have to get access to the mainframe. 404 00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:39,091 You can't do that from out here. 405 00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:46,866 Minister, are you all right? 406 00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:50,369 I feel faint. 407 00:20:50,403 --> 00:20:53,839 Oh, do you have a-a first-aid room or a back office? 408 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:55,574 Y-yes, yes, yes. Through that door. 409 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:58,677 Oh, I do not feel well. 410 00:21:00,347 --> 00:21:02,414 Ach! There's shrimp in this! 411 00:21:02,449 --> 00:21:04,517 You really can't tell? 412 00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:07,119 Americans! Every accent sounds the same to you. 413 00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:08,754 I-I just... 414 00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:10,122 I'm sorry. Go on. 415 00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:12,658 I... I sound like one of the dwarves in "Lord of the Rings," 416 00:21:12,692 --> 00:21:14,026 but please continue. 417 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:16,395 Ach! There's shrimp in this. 418 00:21:16,429 --> 00:21:18,564 You're allergic to shrimp! 419 00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:20,666 I'm allergic to shrimp? I... 420 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,468 I got it. Come here, buddy. 421 00:21:22,502 --> 00:21:24,069 Hey, hand me that knife. 422 00:21:25,438 --> 00:21:26,639 I'm gonna have to cut you, man. 423 00:21:26,673 --> 00:21:27,940 What the hell? 424 00:21:27,974 --> 00:21:29,542 No, no, my pills! I'm a doctor, man. Don't worry about it. 425 00:21:29,576 --> 00:21:31,210 My pills, my pills, my pills. Don't worry. I got you. 426 00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:33,746 Oh. I'm good. I can breathe. 427 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:36,315 Let's get you somewhere quiet, man, where there's no witnesses. 428 00:21:36,349 --> 00:21:37,816 Wait a minute. Those weren't pills? 429 00:21:37,851 --> 00:21:39,618 No, man, they were breath mints. 430 00:21:39,653 --> 00:21:40,953 You were about to slice a hole in my throat. 431 00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:42,121 I had to think of something. 432 00:21:42,155 --> 00:21:44,256 That explains it. 433 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:46,458 Just take it easy. Just lay down there. Thank you. 434 00:21:48,795 --> 00:21:50,195 You smell peppermint? 435 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:52,698 I smell peppermint. 436 00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:53,999 Are you sure? 437 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,167 Yeah. 438 00:21:55,201 --> 00:21:57,903 It's a very distinctive smell. 439 00:21:57,938 --> 00:22:00,172 I'm gonna go sharpen this knife, 440 00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:03,676 maybe walk around the halls in the dark. 441 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:05,844 Don't leave. 442 00:22:05,879 --> 00:22:07,112 Okay. 443 00:22:07,147 --> 00:22:08,147 Okay. 444 00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:21,060 Okay. See, right now, 445 00:22:21,094 --> 00:22:22,828 I'm punching a hole in the museum database. 446 00:22:22,862 --> 00:22:24,997 And now into the shipping information. 447 00:22:25,031 --> 00:22:26,899 See, there. There. Right there. 448 00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:28,767 There's the dagger of Aqu'Abi. 449 00:22:28,802 --> 00:22:31,503 So you're gonna change the shipping address, like Sophie. 450 00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:34,506 No. I'm gonna make sure it never leaves the museum. 451 00:22:46,786 --> 00:22:48,554 Vault. 452 00:22:58,098 --> 00:23:00,165 Good. Now I just have to wait for them 453 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,168 to get done with the inventory and go pick up my dagger. 454 00:23:04,604 --> 00:23:06,238 Impressive. 455 00:23:20,987 --> 00:23:23,455 Too slow. 456 00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:25,858 What are you doing there? 457 00:23:25,892 --> 00:23:28,327 I-I-I'm patrolling, sir. 458 00:23:30,263 --> 00:23:31,830 You recognize her? 459 00:23:31,865 --> 00:23:34,366 Uh, no. No, I do not, sir. 460 00:23:34,401 --> 00:23:36,135 This was a screwup. 461 00:23:36,169 --> 00:23:38,170 This is why I am who I am. 462 00:23:38,204 --> 00:23:39,338 I live this job. 463 00:23:39,372 --> 00:23:41,740 It is the only thing I care about. 464 00:23:41,775 --> 00:23:43,208 We are gonna fix this. 465 00:23:43,243 --> 00:23:45,477 "Absotively, posilutely," sir. 466 00:23:45,512 --> 00:23:47,312 What was that? 467 00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:49,715 Holy... call for backup! 468 00:23:49,749 --> 00:23:52,451 Hey, hey! You all right? You okay? 469 00:23:52,485 --> 00:23:53,852 Hey! Hey! Hey! 470 00:23:55,121 --> 00:23:57,256 Hey! Hey! Let me out! Let me out of here! 471 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,190 Hey! 472 00:23:59,492 --> 00:24:01,627 What are you doing?! 473 00:24:01,661 --> 00:24:03,562 Where are you going?! 474 00:24:03,596 --> 00:24:04,530 Hey! 475 00:24:04,564 --> 00:24:06,565 Let me out! 476 00:24:29,322 --> 00:24:30,856 I don't believe it. 477 00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:32,558 I beat you. 478 00:24:32,592 --> 00:24:34,893 And I beat you, too. 479 00:24:34,928 --> 00:24:36,662 And nothing else matters. 480 00:24:36,696 --> 00:24:38,597 Why does nothing else matter? 481 00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:42,134 It doesn't. It just... it just doesn't... 482 00:24:42,168 --> 00:24:45,170 "nothing else matters." 483 00:24:45,205 --> 00:24:47,106 What else doesn't matter? 484 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,941 You're just real inquisitive, aren't you? 485 00:24:48,975 --> 00:24:50,709 Just asking questions... 486 00:24:50,744 --> 00:24:52,578 Bunch of questions. 487 00:24:52,612 --> 00:24:54,379 All right. 488 00:25:02,088 --> 00:25:04,323 Ha! I knew it. 489 00:25:04,357 --> 00:25:07,092 Hey! Still beat you! 490 00:25:07,127 --> 00:25:08,961 Nothing else matters! 491 00:25:08,995 --> 00:25:12,798 And you two, y'all... y'all were nasty. I remember that. 492 00:25:12,832 --> 00:25:16,301 Uh, what are you... this... he's lying, man, 493 00:25:16,336 --> 00:25:18,604 because... look, somebody took the dagger 494 00:25:18,638 --> 00:25:20,072 out of the museum that night. 495 00:25:20,106 --> 00:25:22,474 All right. 496 00:25:24,544 --> 00:25:29,114 Now, Sophie didn't have the dagger. 497 00:25:29,149 --> 00:25:31,784 Eliot didn't have the dagger. 498 00:25:31,818 --> 00:25:34,186 Hardison didn't have the dagger. 499 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,487 Still beat you. 500 00:25:49,169 --> 00:25:51,570 Yeah. 501 00:25:56,777 --> 00:25:59,078 What?! I'm a thief! 502 00:26:07,321 --> 00:26:09,189 Okay, so what's your way in? Shh! 503 00:26:09,223 --> 00:26:12,025 This is my favorite bit... the first few seconds. 504 00:26:12,993 --> 00:26:15,195 My gear's under the refreshments table 505 00:26:15,229 --> 00:26:17,063 next to the ventilation shaft. 506 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,232 I wait until there's a distraction. 507 00:26:19,266 --> 00:26:21,034 Then I get downstairs. 508 00:26:21,068 --> 00:26:25,572 Then I wait for the dagger to be exposed and make my move. 509 00:26:29,376 --> 00:26:31,511 Excuse me, are these free? 510 00:26:37,518 --> 00:26:39,953 You want one of them squishy things? 511 00:26:39,987 --> 00:26:41,688 All right. Suit yourself. 512 00:26:41,722 --> 00:26:43,356 Mm. 513 00:26:50,798 --> 00:26:52,031 ...My dingaling. 514 00:26:57,871 --> 00:26:59,038 I hate you all. 515 00:26:59,073 --> 00:27:01,007 Here you go. Free booze. 516 00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:02,809 Thanks. 517 00:27:02,843 --> 00:27:04,644 Miss? 518 00:27:04,678 --> 00:27:07,380 Miss? 519 00:27:10,017 --> 00:27:12,518 Aren't you supposed to have drinks on a tray? 520 00:27:12,553 --> 00:27:15,822 What if I wanted, oh, say a drink. 521 00:27:15,856 --> 00:27:18,791 This is a very important day. 522 00:27:18,826 --> 00:27:21,427 I-I... 523 00:27:21,462 --> 00:27:23,363 You should probably go back and get some more refreshments 524 00:27:23,397 --> 00:27:25,999 for the guests, miss, uh... 525 00:27:27,568 --> 00:27:29,335 I'm sorry. Where's your name tag? 526 00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:31,971 On the refreshment table by the refreshments, 527 00:27:32,006 --> 00:27:33,339 where I'm going now. 528 00:27:37,378 --> 00:27:40,947 Huh. Somebody just punched a hole in the security system. 529 00:27:48,389 --> 00:27:50,023 Uh! 530 00:27:53,527 --> 00:27:55,895 Yes, I'm... yes, I'm allergic to shrimp. 531 00:27:55,929 --> 00:27:57,897 Oh, you said "shrimp." 532 00:27:57,931 --> 00:28:01,968 That didn't sound like "shrimp." 533 00:28:02,002 --> 00:28:03,469 I think his throat's closing up! 534 00:28:04,371 --> 00:28:06,072 You're gonna have to open his airway! 535 00:28:06,106 --> 00:28:08,007 What? No, no, no! 536 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:10,076 Mnh-mnh. No, no, no! I got to open the airway. 537 00:28:10,110 --> 00:28:13,880 Mnh-mnh. I can breathe! I can breathe! It's a miracle! 538 00:28:13,914 --> 00:28:16,514 I got this. I got this. 539 00:28:25,292 --> 00:28:28,695 Are you kidding me?! 540 00:28:32,199 --> 00:28:34,100 Okay, plan "b." 541 00:28:37,705 --> 00:28:39,939 Have you seen Dr. Ipcress? 542 00:28:39,973 --> 00:28:42,208 I don't know, Mr. Coswell. 543 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:44,077 She just took off. 544 00:28:44,111 --> 00:28:46,512 What do you mean, "she just took off"? 545 00:28:46,547 --> 00:28:48,481 Did she say where she was going? 546 00:28:48,515 --> 00:28:49,482 No, sir. 547 00:28:49,516 --> 00:28:50,750 Today is too important. 548 00:28:50,784 --> 00:28:52,585 We are not letting her slip through our fingers. 549 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,831 Vault. 550 00:29:50,944 --> 00:29:53,413 Hyah! 551 00:30:02,456 --> 00:30:04,290 Call for backup! 552 00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:06,325 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 553 00:30:11,665 --> 00:30:14,300 Roof, here I come. 554 00:30:21,275 --> 00:30:23,142 What the what? 555 00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:33,986 Nice try. 556 00:30:34,021 --> 00:30:36,355 Ow! 557 00:30:36,390 --> 00:30:37,890 Ah! 558 00:30:41,862 --> 00:30:43,896 Ohh! 559 00:30:43,931 --> 00:30:45,097 No. That's what happened. 560 00:30:45,132 --> 00:30:47,900 I told you. That Coswell guy, he's smart. 561 00:30:47,935 --> 00:30:50,236 He could be even smarter than Nate. 562 00:30:50,270 --> 00:30:53,539 No, no, because, see, the dagger was still reported stolen. 563 00:30:53,574 --> 00:30:56,576 Somebody got up out of there with Aqu'Abi. 564 00:30:56,610 --> 00:31:00,079 Well, that means that one of us is lying. 565 00:31:00,113 --> 00:31:01,214 So says the liar. You. 566 00:31:01,248 --> 00:31:03,249 Excuse me? Where there's smoke, there's fire. 567 00:31:03,283 --> 00:31:04,717 I couldn't even understand what you were saying. 568 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,421 Nate? 569 00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:14,794 I think you're all forgetting to ask yourself 570 00:31:14,828 --> 00:31:16,662 the one central, crucial question. 571 00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:25,271 What? 572 00:31:25,305 --> 00:31:27,440 Well, the question is, who was the insurance company 573 00:31:27,474 --> 00:31:29,942 for the dagger of Aqu'Abi? 574 00:31:29,977 --> 00:31:31,344 No. 575 00:31:31,378 --> 00:31:32,879 You got to be kidding. Come on, man. 576 00:31:32,913 --> 00:31:34,447 Why don't you come over 577 00:31:34,481 --> 00:31:37,483 and let me tell you what really happened? 578 00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,055 I'll admit it. I didn't quite have all of it. 579 00:31:42,175 --> 00:31:44,271 I mean not until this very second. 580 00:31:44,544 --> 00:31:46,978 But now I can finally tell you what exactly happened 581 00:31:47,013 --> 00:31:49,347 the night the dagger of Aqu'Abi was stolen. 582 00:31:52,185 --> 00:31:54,753 I have to say, our security is pretty great. 583 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:56,855 Yeah. I don't doubt that, Mr. Coswell, 584 00:31:56,889 --> 00:31:59,291 but Edgar Gladstone has had three items stolen 585 00:31:59,325 --> 00:32:00,425 just in the last year. 586 00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:02,994 Now, I.Y.S. is not gonna pay on that dagger. 587 00:32:03,029 --> 00:32:05,363 Gladstone's inside. You want me to introduce you? 588 00:32:05,398 --> 00:32:06,431 No, no. 589 00:32:06,465 --> 00:32:07,899 I'm gonna be going to the security office. 590 00:32:07,934 --> 00:32:09,134 Okay, meet you there. 591 00:32:09,168 --> 00:32:12,771 Swell, uh...Meeting you there, Mr. Ford. 592 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,405 Ah. 593 00:32:17,743 --> 00:32:20,445 Oh, miss. Excuse me. 594 00:32:20,479 --> 00:32:22,981 Please, could you send this over to minister Bioko 595 00:32:23,015 --> 00:32:24,082 with my compliments? 596 00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:25,083 Whatever. 597 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:27,319 That duchess sure is pretty. 598 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:33,325 Could we focus on business, please, Coswell? 599 00:32:33,359 --> 00:32:34,793 Sorry. 600 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,962 Oh. Thank you very much. 601 00:32:38,231 --> 00:32:40,265 Oh! I'm sorry. Excuse me. 602 00:32:40,299 --> 00:32:41,666 Are you all right? 603 00:32:41,701 --> 00:32:43,435 It just tastes funny. 604 00:32:43,469 --> 00:32:44,502 I'm doc Abernathy. 605 00:32:44,537 --> 00:32:45,770 Oh. 606 00:32:45,805 --> 00:32:50,642 Miss. Miss, miss! 607 00:32:50,676 --> 00:32:52,611 Should I have a drink? I am on duty. 608 00:32:52,645 --> 00:32:54,646 Ah, what's wrong with wanting a drink? 609 00:32:55,681 --> 00:32:56,982 Very special day or, uh, night. 610 00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,083 I... 611 00:32:58,117 --> 00:33:00,452 Would you mind just giving me a ehhh glass 612 00:33:00,486 --> 00:33:03,221 just to get my courage up, miss, uh... 613 00:33:03,256 --> 00:33:04,556 Oh, no, I'm sorry! 614 00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:06,858 I-I... where's your name tag? 615 00:33:06,892 --> 00:33:09,561 On the refreshment table by the refreshments, 616 00:33:09,595 --> 00:33:10,962 where I'm going now. 617 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,634 You're allergic to shrimp? 618 00:33:15,668 --> 00:33:17,369 Yeah, yeah. I'm allergic to shrimp. 619 00:33:17,403 --> 00:33:19,371 His throat closes, he's gonna die. 620 00:33:24,944 --> 00:33:26,378 Hey, hey. 621 00:33:26,412 --> 00:33:28,079 I'm gonna have to cut you. 622 00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:29,281 Hey, hey. 623 00:33:33,352 --> 00:33:35,353 Hey, Dr. Ipcress! 624 00:33:36,589 --> 00:33:37,522 What a pleasant surprise! 625 00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:38,823 You don't, uh, work nights. 626 00:33:38,858 --> 00:33:40,158 Although, you're so diligent. 627 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,860 Of course I expected you to be here. 628 00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:43,528 Oh, hi, Mr. Coswell. 629 00:33:43,562 --> 00:33:46,064 I didn't expect to see you down here so early. 630 00:33:46,098 --> 00:33:48,433 Eh, gallery's closed 'cause of a medical emergency. 631 00:33:48,467 --> 00:33:49,601 Oh, dear. 632 00:33:49,635 --> 00:33:50,769 Um... 633 00:33:50,803 --> 00:33:53,305 So we have to process the exhibits right now. 634 00:33:54,273 --> 00:33:56,041 Uh...Dr. Ipcress, 635 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,310 I was wondering if we could talk. 636 00:33:58,344 --> 00:33:59,911 Hmm? Oh, of course. 637 00:33:59,945 --> 00:34:02,814 Um, while we've been working together... 638 00:34:02,848 --> 00:34:04,749 How long have you been working here? 639 00:34:04,784 --> 00:34:05,717 Oh, uh, four months. 640 00:34:05,751 --> 00:34:08,286 Uh, w-what I mean to say I... 641 00:34:09,755 --> 00:34:11,589 There's all these fancy people upstairs. 642 00:34:11,624 --> 00:34:13,925 I just saw a duchess, and she... you look way better. 643 00:34:15,995 --> 00:34:17,862 I'll be right back. 644 00:34:17,897 --> 00:34:19,597 Stupid! Stupid! 645 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:27,472 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! 646 00:34:43,622 --> 00:34:45,457 Okay, plan "b." 647 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:55,834 I don't know, Mr. Coswell. 648 00:34:55,868 --> 00:34:57,535 She just took off. 649 00:34:57,570 --> 00:34:59,304 What do you mean, "she just took off"? 650 00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:00,872 Did she say where she was going? 651 00:35:00,906 --> 00:35:03,108 No, sir. 652 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,275 Today is too important! 653 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,778 This is the last day she's gonna be working here. 654 00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:08,046 It's not your fault. 655 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,849 I am not gonna let this girl slip through my fingers! 656 00:35:20,526 --> 00:35:22,527 Oh, hi...You. 657 00:35:22,561 --> 00:35:24,596 Have you seen Dr. Ipcress? Who? 658 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:25,864 Ipcress? 659 00:35:25,898 --> 00:35:28,032 Pretty eyes, funny little ponytail in her hair? 660 00:35:28,067 --> 00:35:29,267 No. 661 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:31,703 You sure you haven't seen her? 662 00:35:31,737 --> 00:35:34,572 Okay, go. Uh, call me as soon as you find her! 663 00:35:34,607 --> 00:35:36,174 Okay. 664 00:35:42,648 --> 00:35:45,517 Coswell, what was that, uh, food poisoning? 665 00:35:45,551 --> 00:35:47,719 Kind of a weird coincidence... 666 00:35:47,753 --> 00:35:49,754 Last night of the exhibit. 667 00:35:49,789 --> 00:35:52,056 Huh. Uh... 668 00:35:52,091 --> 00:35:54,492 Okay, well, I'll go check that out. 669 00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:59,230 Mr. Ford, do you have a wife? 670 00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:01,166 Yeah. 671 00:36:02,568 --> 00:36:06,171 Seems a shame to let these go to waste. 672 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:14,145 Oh, hi. 673 00:36:14,180 --> 00:36:17,048 What are you doing, working late? 674 00:36:17,082 --> 00:36:19,717 I'm... I'm just patrolling, sir. 675 00:36:19,752 --> 00:36:21,252 Recognize her? 676 00:36:21,287 --> 00:36:23,388 No, sir, I don't. No. 677 00:36:23,422 --> 00:36:25,156 I screwed up. 678 00:36:25,191 --> 00:36:27,625 I let her get away. 679 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:29,360 This is why I am who I am. 680 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:31,196 I live for this job! 681 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:33,331 It's the only thing I have in my life to care about, 682 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:36,167 and I thought, "you know, boy, it's time to fix this!" 683 00:36:36,202 --> 00:36:39,170 Right, right. You need a tissue? 684 00:36:39,205 --> 00:36:41,539 What was that? 685 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,141 Holy... 686 00:36:43,175 --> 00:36:45,076 Uh, uh, call for backup! 687 00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:46,611 Hey. You okay, buddy? You all right? 688 00:36:46,645 --> 00:36:48,580 Hey! Uh, uh, hey! Hey! 689 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:53,751 Hey! Hey! 690 00:37:03,762 --> 00:37:06,431 Hey, don't worry, buddy. I'll get us out of here. 691 00:37:06,465 --> 00:37:08,933 This yours? 692 00:37:16,542 --> 00:37:17,809 Wow. 693 00:37:17,843 --> 00:37:20,578 We have some really well-stocked supply closets here. 694 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,914 I'm gonna have to write a nice note to the janitorial staff. 695 00:37:22,948 --> 00:37:24,015 Uh... 696 00:37:24,049 --> 00:37:25,750 Okay, I'm, uh... 697 00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:28,520 Oh, boy. 698 00:37:34,059 --> 00:37:35,293 Coswell, are you there? 699 00:37:35,327 --> 00:37:38,129 There's a bunch of unsecured doors down here. 700 00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:42,267 Oh. Hi. Oh, hey. 701 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:43,501 Oh! 702 00:37:45,237 --> 00:37:46,704 Oh! 703 00:37:46,739 --> 00:37:48,806 You okay? 704 00:38:02,288 --> 00:38:04,122 Oh, butterfingers! It was my perfect plan! 705 00:38:05,991 --> 00:38:07,592 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. 706 00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:09,894 Assuming we buy this... 707 00:38:09,929 --> 00:38:11,162 Poor Coswell. 708 00:38:11,196 --> 00:38:12,664 ...There's one problem with your story. 709 00:38:12,698 --> 00:38:14,399 The dagger was still reported stolen. 710 00:38:14,433 --> 00:38:16,334 Because it was stolen. 711 00:38:16,368 --> 00:38:19,404 Wait, wait. Here he is now. Goodbye. 712 00:38:19,438 --> 00:38:21,606 I've just reported the dagger stolen to the police. 713 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,007 They'll be here any second. 714 00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:24,676 I'm really sorry about this, Mr. Gladstone. 715 00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:25,677 Sorry! 716 00:38:25,711 --> 00:38:28,813 You had the girl in your hands! 717 00:38:28,847 --> 00:38:33,751 This robbery is the worst loss I have ever ex... 718 00:38:33,786 --> 00:38:36,020 Hey! 719 00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:46,197 Oh! 720 00:38:46,231 --> 00:38:49,133 I don't know much about gold. It's not supposed to do that! 721 00:38:49,168 --> 00:38:52,337 Worst loss, Mr. Gladstone? 722 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:56,941 Is it worse than the first three pieces of art 723 00:38:56,976 --> 00:38:59,010 you don't understand. 724 00:38:59,044 --> 00:39:01,179 Why do you think I'm here? 725 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:03,548 I'm here to figure out why it is 726 00:39:03,582 --> 00:39:06,884 you've had so many expensive pieces of art stolen 727 00:39:06,919 --> 00:39:10,254 that I.Y.S. has had to pay for. 728 00:39:10,289 --> 00:39:12,056 Well, now we know. 729 00:39:12,091 --> 00:39:15,927 What you do is you sell the originals on the black market, 730 00:39:15,961 --> 00:39:19,030 and then you stage a very public theft of the fakes 731 00:39:19,064 --> 00:39:21,733 so that you can collect the insurance. 732 00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:23,334 You're double dipping. 733 00:39:23,369 --> 00:39:25,870 That's, uh, that's a bad boy. 734 00:39:25,904 --> 00:39:27,338 Please. 735 00:39:28,607 --> 00:39:29,974 Please, I'll be ruined. 736 00:39:30,009 --> 00:39:31,542 I'll...I'll do anything. 737 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,111 Anything? 738 00:39:33,145 --> 00:39:34,278 Anything. 739 00:39:34,313 --> 00:39:37,548 Well, you'll... you'll definitely pay back 740 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:40,451 the settlements of the previous items. 741 00:39:40,486 --> 00:39:42,787 Have you sold the dagger yet? No. 742 00:39:42,821 --> 00:39:46,224 Okay. Then, uh, I.Y.S. will take the dagger as an asset. 743 00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:47,525 And I'd like the dealer. 744 00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:50,828 Yeah. Oh, you're small potatoes, Gladstone. 745 00:39:50,863 --> 00:39:53,531 Yes. No, I want the man you've been hiring 746 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:55,967 to move your art and fake these thefts. 747 00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:59,203 As soon as he finds out the dagger wasn't stolen, he'll run. 748 00:39:59,238 --> 00:40:00,872 That's a good point, Coswell. 749 00:40:00,906 --> 00:40:03,574 We'll keep the story of the theft. 750 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:06,444 I.Y.S. just won't pursue the case. 751 00:40:06,478 --> 00:40:08,946 So, as of right now, 752 00:40:08,981 --> 00:40:13,084 the dagger of Aqu'Abi has been stolen. 753 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:16,921 So none of us got it. 754 00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:18,089 None of us got it. 755 00:40:18,123 --> 00:40:19,957 Wait. Did it work? Did you get the dealer? 756 00:40:23,362 --> 00:40:26,864 A client of mine, for whom I move rare merchandise, 757 00:40:26,899 --> 00:40:29,400 has asked me to arrange a retrieval. 758 00:40:29,435 --> 00:40:31,069 A dagger. 759 00:40:31,103 --> 00:40:32,003 Where? 760 00:40:32,037 --> 00:40:35,006 It's in Boston. Tonight. 761 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,574 You took out Gutman? 762 00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:37,842 You're welcome. 763 00:40:37,876 --> 00:40:40,611 So we just did all that work for nothing. 764 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:43,748 Not for nothing. No. 765 00:40:43,782 --> 00:40:46,084 You know, you guys, sometimes it's easy to forget 766 00:40:46,118 --> 00:40:48,886 why it is you stopped working alone 767 00:40:48,921 --> 00:40:50,788 and became a team. 768 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,458 Here's why. 769 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:55,827 The dagger is now owned by Nigel Hayton, 770 00:40:55,861 --> 00:40:57,895 C.E.O. of Baron Oil. 771 00:40:57,930 --> 00:40:59,330 Baron Oil is, of course, 772 00:40:59,364 --> 00:41:01,866 responsible for the latest oil spill in American waters. 773 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:04,469 And now this display has sparked protests. 774 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:07,171 Mr. Hayton, do you think it is appropriate, 775 00:41:07,206 --> 00:41:08,706 as thousands lose their jobs 776 00:41:08,741 --> 00:41:11,109 because of your company's negligence, 777 00:41:11,143 --> 00:41:14,345 to be showcasing the profits of that company? 778 00:41:14,379 --> 00:41:15,613 On the contrary. 779 00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:18,783 I think sharing my art collection with the people, 780 00:41:18,817 --> 00:41:20,218 the little people, 781 00:41:20,252 --> 00:41:24,489 is a wonderful way of showing how much Baron Oil cares. 782 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:27,058 Baron Oil cares. 783 00:41:27,092 --> 00:41:29,026 I care. 784 00:41:36,168 --> 00:41:37,135 Dibs. 785 00:41:37,169 --> 00:41:38,269 Unh-unh. I bagsy it. 786 00:41:38,303 --> 00:41:40,471 Not if I get there first. 787 00:41:41,028 --> 00:41:49,128 Sync by georgel24 www.addic7ed.com 788 00:41:49,248 --> 00:41:50,715 Ah, what the hell?