1 00:00:04,412 --> 00:00:06,246 Your attention, please. 2 00:00:06,281 --> 00:00:09,416 All international arrivals must pick up their luggage 3 00:00:09,451 --> 00:00:10,718 before proceeding... 4 00:00:10,752 --> 00:00:13,087 It's taken us four months to get even this close 5 00:00:13,121 --> 00:00:14,888 to one of Damien Moreau's guys. 6 00:00:14,923 --> 00:00:16,090 Now we have a chance 7 00:00:16,124 --> 00:00:18,325 to hit him and get closer to Moreau. 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,496 Hardison, take us through it. 9 00:00:24,366 --> 00:00:25,666 Flight manifest 10 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:28,001 for global transit airlines 485 out of Baghdad 11 00:00:28,036 --> 00:00:31,672 shows John Douglas Keller in business class. 12 00:00:31,706 --> 00:00:33,440 Now, Keller... he moves antiquities 13 00:00:33,475 --> 00:00:35,442 for our primary target, Damien Moreau. 14 00:00:35,477 --> 00:00:37,378 It shows he has no checked luggage, 15 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,679 just probably a carry-on. 16 00:00:38,713 --> 00:00:40,614 Y-you know what, guys? I-I don't get this. 17 00:00:40,648 --> 00:00:42,516 I-it'd be a lot easier to intercept him 18 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:43,684 out in the terminal. 19 00:00:43,718 --> 00:00:45,652 No, if this guy is as strapped as I think he is, 20 00:00:45,687 --> 00:00:47,154 he's gonna have a gang of security 21 00:00:47,188 --> 00:00:48,789 waiting outside the airport for him, 22 00:00:48,823 --> 00:00:50,057 one bodyguard on the plane. 23 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:53,260 You want to get close to him, you do it in here. 24 00:00:53,294 --> 00:00:55,396 Sounds good. 25 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,799 Parker? 26 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:00,434 While Eliot distracts the bodyguard, 27 00:01:00,468 --> 00:01:02,102 I'll lift Keller's wallet and phone 28 00:01:02,137 --> 00:01:03,270 and do a briefcase switch. 29 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:04,772 Hardison intercepted an e-mail. 30 00:01:04,806 --> 00:01:06,173 And decrypted it. 31 00:01:06,207 --> 00:01:08,976 These guys use... use a variant of Larry Duberman's algorithm. 32 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,844 I-it's not as easy as baking a cake. 33 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:12,212 Moving on, yes. 34 00:01:12,247 --> 00:01:15,149 So, Keller has something valuable on this flight, 35 00:01:15,183 --> 00:01:16,984 probably Iraqi antiquities. 36 00:01:17,018 --> 00:01:19,219 Now, if we get him from all sides, 37 00:01:19,254 --> 00:01:20,821 one of us can grab the goods, 38 00:01:20,855 --> 00:01:23,090 and then I'll put our hooks into him. 39 00:01:24,159 --> 00:01:26,493 There he is. 40 00:01:26,528 --> 00:01:27,861 I've got him. 41 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:32,166 That's the bodyguard. I'm going in. 42 00:01:37,038 --> 00:01:39,373 Silver hardware? 43 00:01:39,407 --> 00:01:40,707 All right, I'm on it. 44 00:01:40,742 --> 00:01:43,677 We're right on schedule, Mr. Keller. 45 00:01:49,117 --> 00:01:51,185 Nate. Got him. 46 00:01:54,556 --> 00:01:57,124 Can I see? 47 00:02:00,428 --> 00:02:03,130 Hi, A'Yan! Welcome! 48 00:02:09,471 --> 00:02:11,104 He hasn't talked to anyone. 49 00:02:11,139 --> 00:02:13,474 He hasn't, uh, exchanged his bag with anyone. 50 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,842 So whatever he's smuggling 51 00:02:14,876 --> 00:02:17,110 is probably in cargo and probably under a different name. 52 00:02:17,145 --> 00:02:18,812 Just come right this way, sweetie. 53 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,214 All right, I'm out. 54 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:21,815 Here you go. 55 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,183 Thank you. 56 00:02:23,218 --> 00:02:25,586 Sorry for the delay, sir. 57 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:29,189 We, uh... we've had a yellow alert issued. Oh, no trouble at all. 58 00:02:29,224 --> 00:02:32,292 Mr. Keller. What are your reasons for visiting Boston? Business, I'm afraid. 59 00:02:32,327 --> 00:02:34,595 Just a quick dinner meeting. Then I'm off home to London. 60 00:02:34,629 --> 00:02:35,662 Okay. 61 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,664 Can't see much of Boston in three hours, can you? 62 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,233 No, more's the pity. 63 00:02:39,267 --> 00:02:40,601 Anything to declare? 64 00:02:40,635 --> 00:02:41,869 No, nothing at all. 65 00:02:41,903 --> 00:02:44,004 No time for shopping, really... not even duty-free. 66 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:47,007 - Woman on P.A. - security to customs. Code 4. 67 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,276 Security to customs. Code 4. 68 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:51,345 Block area. Move it! 69 00:02:54,449 --> 00:02:57,718 I'm sorry. She... she... she doesn't speak the language. 70 00:02:57,752 --> 00:03:00,087 Uh, guys, we have a problem. 71 00:03:00,121 --> 00:03:02,422 Uh, they're arresting the wrong smuggler. 72 00:03:02,457 --> 00:03:03,490 May I, uh... 73 00:03:03,525 --> 00:03:05,158 I'd hate to miss my appointment. 74 00:03:05,193 --> 00:03:09,229 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, you're, uh... 75 00:03:09,264 --> 00:03:11,331 you're clean. 76 00:03:11,366 --> 00:03:13,000 Good to go. 77 00:03:13,034 --> 00:03:13,967 Thank you. 78 00:03:14,002 --> 00:03:15,235 Was that the only bag? 79 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:16,803 That was the only bag, yes. 80 00:03:16,838 --> 00:03:18,872 Come along with me. 81 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,609 Excuse me. Excuse me. 82 00:03:22,644 --> 00:03:24,778 Excuse me. Where are they taking the girl? 83 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:27,014 I represent her. I have papers from the consulate. 84 00:03:27,048 --> 00:03:29,850 She has refugee status. Please! Listen to me! 85 00:03:29,884 --> 00:03:31,652 They have to talk to her first! 86 00:03:31,686 --> 00:03:33,353 Did the, uh, other girls make it? 87 00:03:33,388 --> 00:03:36,423 Yes. 10 flights over the course of the day. 88 00:03:36,457 --> 00:03:39,259 9 out of 10. 89 00:03:39,294 --> 00:03:40,894 She's an acceptable loss. 90 00:03:49,671 --> 00:03:52,372 Okay, Hardison, Eliot, I want you to tail Keller... 91 00:03:52,407 --> 00:03:56,043 discreetly. No contact. Surveillance only. 92 00:03:56,077 --> 00:03:57,411 Parker, if you get an opening, 93 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,580 I want you to lift, uh, Keller's cellphone and clone it. 94 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:00,914 Nothing else. 95 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,417 I need access to that girl. No, no, it's too risky. 96 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:04,918 What? Hardison has TSA badges. 97 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,119 For this gate only. 98 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:08,188 They just played us. No, I'm going in. 99 00:04:08,222 --> 00:04:09,556 No, you're not. No, no. 100 00:04:09,591 --> 00:04:11,658 No, w-we can't have access to one of those holding areas. 101 00:04:11,693 --> 00:04:13,093 It's deep security. 102 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,861 We can talk to the family. It's a start. 103 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:17,598 Let's get this little girl home. 104 00:04:20,368 --> 00:04:23,036 The rich and powerful take what they want. 105 00:04:23,071 --> 00:04:25,238 We steal it back for you. 106 00:04:25,438 --> 00:04:31,638 Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 107 00:04:31,946 --> 00:04:36,283 Sometimes, bad guys make the best good guys. 108 00:04:37,852 --> 00:04:39,286 We provide... 109 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:43,690 So, you're an immigration advocate? 110 00:04:43,725 --> 00:04:46,193 I have spent the past six years 111 00:04:46,227 --> 00:04:48,528 trying to reunite wartorn families. 112 00:04:48,563 --> 00:04:50,097 I meet people off the plane 113 00:04:50,131 --> 00:04:52,466 and hope the smugglers and drug dealers 114 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,967 haven't gotten to them first. 115 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,836 But she's innocent. 116 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:57,437 Well, there must be something you can do. 117 00:04:57,472 --> 00:05:00,407 I can file paperwork. That is all I can do. 118 00:05:00,441 --> 00:05:03,844 She's sitting alone in a holding cell, 119 00:05:03,878 --> 00:05:06,113 and I don't know what to tell her family. 120 00:05:06,147 --> 00:05:08,181 She could be kept in the system for months 121 00:05:08,216 --> 00:05:10,150 without being processed. 122 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:12,619 The laws haven't caught up with this type of crime yet. 123 00:05:12,654 --> 00:05:16,123 I deal with a lot of children seeking asylum. 124 00:05:16,157 --> 00:05:18,258 These tactics are not uncommon. 125 00:05:18,292 --> 00:05:19,960 A man with a gun forces 126 00:05:19,994 --> 00:05:21,995 a statue or a necklace into a kid's bag and says, 127 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,964 "take this onto the plane or I'll kill you." 128 00:05:23,998 --> 00:05:25,332 And it usually works. 129 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,568 The TSA is looking for guns and weapons, not statuary. 130 00:05:28,603 --> 00:05:31,772 But the artifacts more than pay for drugs and weapons. 131 00:05:31,806 --> 00:05:32,839 It's... 132 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,575 art for blood. 133 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:38,645 Well, we will do our best to exonerate A'Yan, all right? 134 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,881 Now, you just, uh, keep... keep filing the paperwork, 135 00:05:40,915 --> 00:05:43,383 cross your T's, dot your I's, and we'll be in touch. 136 00:05:43,418 --> 00:05:46,653 Thank you. 137 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:48,989 Thank you both. 138 00:05:51,659 --> 00:05:54,494 If I just take Keller out, it there another way to Moreau? 139 00:05:54,529 --> 00:05:55,896 Not a fast one. 140 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,598 Moreau got his start smuggling antiquities from war zones. 141 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:00,767 Statute of limitations is way past on those crimes. 142 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:02,069 No, no, that doesn't matter. 143 00:06:02,103 --> 00:06:04,271 The more experienced a criminal becomes, 144 00:06:04,305 --> 00:06:07,140 the more sophisticated he gets at covering his tracks. 145 00:06:07,175 --> 00:06:08,475 You go back to his first crimes, 146 00:06:08,509 --> 00:06:10,110 and that's where you see the rough edges. 147 00:06:10,144 --> 00:06:12,646 It's sort of like... archaeology. Archaeology of crime. 148 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,648 The further back you go in a criminal's career, 149 00:06:14,682 --> 00:06:17,517 the more primitive his methods, 150 00:06:17,552 --> 00:06:19,519 the more mistakes you can find as a way in... 151 00:06:19,554 --> 00:06:20,821 a lot more mistakes. 152 00:06:20,855 --> 00:06:22,889 Since Moreau started with antiquities, 153 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,558 these companies and these bank accounts 154 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,593 are the closest ties to his real life. 155 00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:29,763 And since he's moved up, Keller's started running that part of the business. 156 00:06:29,797 --> 00:06:31,164 And it's a cash cow. 157 00:06:31,199 --> 00:06:33,266 The valuables from the looted Iraqi museum 158 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:35,202 or an archaeological dig... 159 00:06:35,236 --> 00:06:37,771 they fetch millions on the black market in the west. 160 00:06:37,805 --> 00:06:40,307 Yeah, but unlike a stolen Monet or the Rosalind diamond, 161 00:06:40,341 --> 00:06:42,342 these pieces aren't registered or insured, 162 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:43,844 so they're impossible to track. 163 00:06:43,878 --> 00:06:46,413 Man, I should've got into that years ago. 164 00:06:48,216 --> 00:06:49,216 Yeah. 165 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:52,919 I mean before we went straight, of course. 166 00:06:53,921 --> 00:06:57,491 So, Keller steals a statue from a dig in Iraq 167 00:06:57,525 --> 00:06:59,626 and he mules it through customs using a little kid 168 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:02,529 and he sells it to rich Americans for 5 million bucks. 169 00:07:02,563 --> 00:07:05,298 That $5 million funds terrorist training camps, 170 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:06,500 weapons sales. 171 00:07:06,534 --> 00:07:08,201 The one thing that's got me stumped 172 00:07:08,236 --> 00:07:09,703 is that little girl's arrest 173 00:07:09,737 --> 00:07:11,638 didn't break Keller's stride at all. 174 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:13,940 I mean, he's already off on a flight to London. 175 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,309 Apparently he's a-a regular at Claridge's auction house. 176 00:07:16,344 --> 00:07:18,678 Because you don't just sell on the black market. 177 00:07:18,713 --> 00:07:20,313 The real payoff, the big money, 178 00:07:20,348 --> 00:07:24,017 is when you move it through legitimate auction houses. 179 00:07:24,051 --> 00:07:25,452 You fake up the papers, 180 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,721 you scrub off the blood and dirt, 181 00:07:27,755 --> 00:07:29,956 and you clean it up so that all the pretty people 182 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:35,095 can show it off in their pretty bloody houses. 183 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:41,220 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 184 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,108 Oh, I'm sorry. 185 00:07:48,142 --> 00:07:50,710 Are you the only one that's allowed to brood down here, 186 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:53,713 or is it an open bar? 187 00:07:53,748 --> 00:07:55,749 I know what you're thinking, but it's not the same thing. 188 00:07:55,783 --> 00:07:57,083 Oh, no. Of course it's not. 189 00:07:57,118 --> 00:07:58,952 I stole from one rich man to sell to another rich man. 190 00:07:58,986 --> 00:08:00,120 No one got hurt. 191 00:08:00,154 --> 00:08:02,222 That I know of. 192 00:08:02,256 --> 00:08:03,857 How do I know that innocent children 193 00:08:03,891 --> 00:08:05,659 were never used to shift my merchandise? 194 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,828 You want to talk about collateral damage, 195 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,030 we'd be here all day. Yeah. 196 00:08:10,064 --> 00:08:12,098 "Tread lightly"? I mean, who treads lightly? 197 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:13,300 Well, certainly not us. 198 00:08:13,334 --> 00:08:15,268 Listen, Sophie, this guy Keller 199 00:08:15,303 --> 00:08:17,437 is one of Moreau's top lieutenants. 200 00:08:17,471 --> 00:08:19,673 Now, if we get emotionally overinvested 201 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,808 in this or any case, we get sloppy. 202 00:08:21,843 --> 00:08:23,910 We get sloppy, we lose Keller, we lose Moreau, 203 00:08:23,945 --> 00:08:25,312 we lose the whole operation. 204 00:08:25,346 --> 00:08:28,014 And the Italian sends you back to prison, or worse. 205 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,282 And with all that at stake, 206 00:08:29,317 --> 00:08:31,651 you're prepared to give me a lecture on being overinvested? 207 00:08:31,686 --> 00:08:34,187 Listen, I know I grifted from filthy-rich wankers 208 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,655 who hardly ever missed the money, 209 00:08:35,775 --> 00:08:38,792 and half the time they love the thrill of being taken for a ride. 210 00:08:38,826 --> 00:08:40,227 But this... 211 00:08:40,261 --> 00:08:45,065 this whole Moreau business has got me thinking. 212 00:08:45,099 --> 00:08:47,701 Keller steals from the rich, too, 213 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:50,871 and a little girl ends up in detainment for it. 214 00:08:56,544 --> 00:08:58,478 Do you want to go to London? 215 00:09:01,182 --> 00:09:04,182 Let's go steal an auction. 216 00:09:19,648 --> 00:09:22,349 I love Claridge's auction house. 217 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:25,437 Even the air feels more expensive. 218 00:09:25,754 --> 00:09:29,457 So, this is where Keller moves most of his goods. 219 00:09:29,491 --> 00:09:30,958 And his calendar says 220 00:09:30,992 --> 00:09:34,028 that he should be arriving here just about now. 221 00:09:34,062 --> 00:09:35,763 Hardison, are you in their computers yet? 222 00:09:35,797 --> 00:09:37,131 Accessing. 223 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:40,668 Okay, a-apparently their computer system 224 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,937 is also an antique. 225 00:09:42,971 --> 00:09:45,473 Possibly steam-powered, which would be cool. 226 00:09:45,507 --> 00:09:47,775 Hardison, this is an extremely old house. 227 00:09:47,809 --> 00:09:49,577 They believe in tradition. 228 00:09:49,611 --> 00:09:51,645 The computer records are gonna be bare bones. 229 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,782 The real contracts are gonna be paper files. 230 00:09:56,151 --> 00:09:57,451 So, that's not just for decoration? 231 00:09:57,486 --> 00:09:59,420 Just count to "k," Hardison. 232 00:09:59,454 --> 00:10:01,322 I need a record of everything he's sold here. 233 00:10:01,356 --> 00:10:03,824 Or we could just ask the man himself. 234 00:10:03,859 --> 00:10:06,927 Parker, you're up. 235 00:10:06,962 --> 00:10:08,963 Your coat, sir? 236 00:10:12,934 --> 00:10:15,002 Hey, heads up. Here you go. 237 00:10:15,036 --> 00:10:18,139 Oh! All right. 238 00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:22,176 What do you got, Parker? 239 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,310 Nothing unusual, 240 00:10:23,345 --> 00:10:25,279 but he does have an auction card from Claridge's. 241 00:10:25,313 --> 00:10:26,580 Does it have an item number on it? 242 00:10:26,615 --> 00:10:28,182 857204. 243 00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:30,951 If the number starts with an 8, then it's a bid card. 244 00:10:30,986 --> 00:10:35,556 He's not selling today. He's buying something. Why? 245 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,224 I'm not sure why. 246 00:10:37,259 --> 00:10:39,293 But if this is his hub, 247 00:10:39,327 --> 00:10:41,562 I'm gonna give him one more item to move through it. 248 00:10:41,596 --> 00:10:45,332 Parker, return the wallet. Keep the bid card. 249 00:10:45,367 --> 00:10:46,467 Find the vault. 250 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:48,169 It should be filled with antiquities 251 00:10:48,203 --> 00:10:50,070 waiting to be processed. 252 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:53,774 I need something to establish my credentials with Keller. 253 00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:56,377 Eliot, did they bring backup? 254 00:10:57,779 --> 00:11:00,114 Keller showed up with just his bodyguard. 255 00:11:00,148 --> 00:11:02,383 Driver's waiting. They won't be long. 256 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:05,386 Okay, keep an eye on the front door. 257 00:11:06,821 --> 00:11:09,456 Got it. 258 00:11:09,491 --> 00:11:12,760 1905-style strong room. 259 00:11:12,794 --> 00:11:15,329 Walls 2 feet thick. 260 00:11:15,363 --> 00:11:16,630 Cast-iron. 261 00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:18,899 Way ahead of its time. 262 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:21,068 But probably taken out with an acetylene burner 263 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:22,336 during the postwar crime waves. 264 00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:28,075 Retrofitted hinges and alarms in the 1980s... 265 00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:30,377 the Thatcher security boom. 266 00:11:30,412 --> 00:11:32,913 But English damp... 267 00:11:32,948 --> 00:11:36,083 Won't allow for heat sensors to work. 268 00:11:36,117 --> 00:11:38,052 I almost feel bad for you. 269 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:41,755 I looked up the number on the bid card. 270 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:46,060 And get this... Keller bought a ring. 271 00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:49,597 Ah. A Mason ring or an engagement ring? 272 00:11:49,631 --> 00:11:53,100 A signet ring belonging to George, the prince regent. 273 00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:54,969 Doesn't make any sense. 274 00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:57,104 I mean, considering the priceless antiquities 275 00:11:57,138 --> 00:11:58,939 that Keller handles on a daily basis, 276 00:11:58,974 --> 00:12:00,874 this little trinket isn't worth very much. 277 00:12:00,909 --> 00:12:02,676 Well, maybe he's buying it for a client. 278 00:12:02,711 --> 00:12:04,578 But there'd be no need to shift something like this 279 00:12:04,613 --> 00:12:06,614 on the black market when it's right here in the open. 280 00:12:06,648 --> 00:12:09,316 No, he wants this for himself. 281 00:12:09,351 --> 00:12:11,552 I just have to figure out why. 282 00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:14,355 Parker, what do you got for me? 283 00:12:14,389 --> 00:12:15,990 Ohh! This place is great! 284 00:12:16,024 --> 00:12:18,492 I recognize over half of this stuff. 285 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:21,128 Oh. Hello. 286 00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:22,896 Last time I saw you was at the Louvre. 287 00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,898 Well, actually, you were in the back seat of my car, 288 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,533 but before that you were at the Louvre. 289 00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:28,435 Parker, focus! Okay. 290 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:31,005 We've got napoleonic silver... 291 00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:35,976 Ooh, some great Russian icons, 17th-century, 292 00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:38,279 and... 293 00:12:38,313 --> 00:12:41,315 Statue, gold guy, uh, loincloth, pharaoh beard, 294 00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:43,317 and very rectangular feet. 295 00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:45,319 Falcon head, dog head, or human head? 296 00:12:45,353 --> 00:12:49,556 Bird head. And I think he's smirking at me. 297 00:12:49,591 --> 00:12:51,625 Okay, perfect. Statue of Ra. 298 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,827 Bring it to me. 299 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:55,729 You mean something. 300 00:12:55,764 --> 00:12:57,197 You're not worth anything, 301 00:12:57,232 --> 00:12:59,300 so you mean something. 302 00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:02,736 Hardison, did you find those files yet? 303 00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:04,338 Yes... now, look, when we get a moment, 304 00:13:04,372 --> 00:13:06,840 y'all are gonna have to explain this English filing system. 305 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,776 Now, as far as Keller goes, 306 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:10,911 there's a big file and a small file. 307 00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:12,112 Big file is all sales... 308 00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:15,749 antiquities, mostly from Iraq and Afghanistan, 309 00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:17,418 all with fake provenance. 310 00:13:17,452 --> 00:13:18,919 What's in the small file? 311 00:13:18,953 --> 00:13:21,922 Small one is land purchases... 312 00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:24,725 old manor houses up for auction, all within the last two years, 313 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:27,528 all in Scotland. 314 00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:31,265 Ha! Places like, uh... 315 00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:33,334 Loch Glengorra... 316 00:13:33,368 --> 00:13:36,870 And loch McGr-r-r... 317 00:13:36,905 --> 00:13:38,806 I'm not even gonna try to pronounce it, man. 318 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,741 It's just a bunch of random g's and n's. 319 00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:42,776 Scotland? 320 00:13:42,811 --> 00:13:45,312 Thanks, Hardison. You can get out of there. 321 00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,680 Okay, I'm gonna go in. 322 00:13:46,715 --> 00:13:48,515 You want to play a little Nick and Nora? 323 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:51,285 Unh-unh. No. I'm gonna stay on the outside for a bit. 324 00:13:51,319 --> 00:13:53,754 There's something about this Keller guy that's vexing me. 325 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:56,023 Hey, listen, Sophie, you never intentionally put 326 00:13:56,057 --> 00:13:57,725 an innocent person in danger. 327 00:13:57,759 --> 00:14:00,728 Just don't let him put you in danger. 328 00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:02,563 Good hunting. 329 00:14:07,302 --> 00:14:09,536 Make sure we've got a cutout for the Spanish deal, 330 00:14:09,571 --> 00:14:11,438 and call our man in San Lorenzo and... 331 00:14:11,473 --> 00:14:12,773 Ah, Mr. Keller. 332 00:14:12,807 --> 00:14:14,608 Yes, I believe you dropped this. 333 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:17,378 Thank you, mister, uh... 334 00:14:17,412 --> 00:14:19,546 Jensen... Tom Jensen. Oh, an American. 335 00:14:19,581 --> 00:14:21,181 Are you with Claridge's? In a way. 336 00:14:21,216 --> 00:14:23,217 I've... I have participated 337 00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:24,918 in some of their New York auctions, yeah. 338 00:14:24,953 --> 00:14:26,920 Participated how? 339 00:14:26,955 --> 00:14:29,156 I'm a broker of merchandise... antiques, mostly... 340 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:30,457 for private collectors. 341 00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:31,658 I like to let them know 342 00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:33,894 when something, you know, of interest, 343 00:14:33,928 --> 00:14:35,295 uh, becomes discovered. 344 00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:36,530 Uh, yes. 345 00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:39,700 Smuggling is a crime, Mr. Tom Jensen. 346 00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:42,536 No, I find the goods. I don't... I don't move them. 347 00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:43,871 No, I-I heard that, uh, 348 00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:45,572 that was your specialty, actually. 349 00:14:45,607 --> 00:14:46,673 Interesting. 350 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,275 Oh, yeah. Oh, this? Yeah. 351 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:49,510 Statue of Ra? 352 00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:51,845 Yes, yeah. You buy that on the Portobello road? 353 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,247 No. 354 00:14:53,281 --> 00:14:55,582 I have an archaeologist on payroll. 355 00:14:55,617 --> 00:14:57,251 That came from a dig in Egypt. 356 00:14:57,285 --> 00:14:58,452 Yeah, we have four crates 357 00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:00,888 of really high-end, amazing antiquities, 358 00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:02,423 yeah, and... 359 00:15:02,457 --> 00:15:04,191 yeah, in fact, I have to find a way 360 00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:06,427 to get them back to my, uh, buyer in America, 361 00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:08,495 and I heard that you are the right person 362 00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,730 for that kind of job. 363 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,300 How does it smell? 364 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:16,003 He smelled it? Oh. 365 00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:18,872 No, that's not from Egypt. 366 00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:20,441 And, uh... 367 00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:22,876 See this here? 368 00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:25,345 No, I'd say this is from the Bellingham collection 369 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,714 which is slated for auction in two weeks, 370 00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:31,351 which means you are either a con artist or a cop. 371 00:15:31,386 --> 00:15:33,253 Oh, I'm just trying to make a deal here. 372 00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:37,357 Ohh! 373 00:15:37,392 --> 00:15:40,060 - Nate, hold on. I'm on my way. - Eliot, stay where you are. 374 00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:41,361 What? 375 00:15:41,396 --> 00:15:42,529 What?! Ohh! 376 00:15:42,564 --> 00:15:44,531 I said, who are you working for? 377 00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,600 Eliot, you go in now, you'll blow the con. 378 00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:47,701 Sophie, the con's already blown. 379 00:15:47,735 --> 00:15:50,137 Yeah, the old one is. Not my con. 380 00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:52,739 The ring, Scottish manors... 381 00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:56,009 I know Mr. Keller's heart's desire. 382 00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:57,578 Unh! 383 00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:01,648 I beg your pardon, 384 00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:04,251 but you're manhandling my employee. 385 00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:07,087 Kindly call off your dog, Mr. Keller. 386 00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:09,723 Ennis, that's enough. You know my name. 387 00:16:09,757 --> 00:16:11,859 I can't say I've had the same pleasure. 388 00:16:11,893 --> 00:16:13,927 Charlotte Prentice, 389 00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:16,330 18th duchess of Hanover. 390 00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,667 Your grace. 391 00:16:20,702 --> 00:16:23,003 What happened? He try the Egypt story? 392 00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:26,540 This statue comes from a private collection. 393 00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:28,509 I meet a great deal of people in my travels 394 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:30,777 who wish to have such collections liquidated, 395 00:16:30,812 --> 00:16:32,379 quickly and quietly. 396 00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:34,548 The buyer I have lined up for this particular piece 397 00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:35,816 is in America, 398 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:38,919 and I have no one I can trust to traverse customs. 399 00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:41,822 If your story checks out... though, on principle, 400 00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:44,458 I would never doubt someone of your standing... 401 00:16:44,492 --> 00:16:45,659 I will do you the courtesy 402 00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:48,262 of not hunting down and killing your man here. 403 00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:49,930 Well, thank you. 404 00:16:49,964 --> 00:16:53,133 But, uh, I'm not taking on any outside clients right now. 405 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,201 I'll double your commission. 406 00:16:54,235 --> 00:16:56,904 I'm afraid the answer's still "no," your grace. 407 00:16:56,938 --> 00:16:58,805 Now, if you'll pardon me? 408 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:03,176 Perhaps I can provide you with something else, 409 00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:05,212 something worth more than money? 410 00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:07,581 I'm afraid there's really no price. 411 00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,416 A knighthood, perhaps. 412 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:12,085 A knighthood? 413 00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:15,389 With all due respect, your grace, 414 00:17:15,423 --> 00:17:19,026 her majesty hands out 2,600 of those a year. 415 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,929 Any pop star can have a knighthood. 416 00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,897 I see. 417 00:17:23,932 --> 00:17:25,899 Your aims are a little higher. 418 00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:29,526 One of the lost baronies, then? 419 00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,964 - Sophie. - you see what I'm running here? 420 00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,154 I do, but are you sure this is a good idea? 421 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:40,113 One of the lost baronies? 422 00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:42,416 Not possible. 423 00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:47,588 There are about 10 people in the world 424 00:17:47,622 --> 00:17:50,057 who can secure an interview with the Earl marshal, 425 00:17:50,091 --> 00:17:53,193 and I happen to be closely related to three of them. 426 00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:56,530 If you help me with my little venture, 427 00:17:56,564 --> 00:17:59,399 then I'll help you claim a lost barony... 428 00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:01,001 My lord. 429 00:18:01,035 --> 00:18:02,836 How? 430 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,771 Meet me at Porter's tomorrow. 431 00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:06,006 Afternoon tea. 432 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,009 I look forward to it. 433 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:11,078 And, uh... 434 00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:13,447 Let's leave our pets at home, shall we? 435 00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:15,248 Certainly. 436 00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:25,759 Who's the duchess of Hanover? 437 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,361 And what's a lost barony? 438 00:18:27,395 --> 00:18:28,629 Can I keep the statue? 439 00:18:28,663 --> 00:18:30,263 We have a lot of work to do... 440 00:18:30,298 --> 00:18:32,499 about 200 years' worth, actually. 441 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:36,003 All right, guys, let's go steal a royal title. 442 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:46,911 The royal cover story is easy to check, hard to fake. 443 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:50,848 I spent seven years establishing this persona. 444 00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:52,711 Trust me, Nate. It's rock-solid. 445 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,564 How'd you know he'd go for it? 446 00:18:54,565 --> 00:18:56,432 Keller's been buying up small but specific pieces of Scottish land. 447 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,101 Well, that's one way to obtain a minor barony. 448 00:18:59,102 --> 00:19:00,369 He's also a royal fetishist. 449 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,405 I mean, there was no reason for him to overbid 450 00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:03,572 on the prince regent ring. 451 00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:04,774 It had to be emotional. 452 00:19:04,775 --> 00:19:07,009 Plus, when I introduced myself, 453 00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,444 he addressed me as "your grace" 454 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:10,679 rather than the more common "my lady," 455 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,150 and he gave a little bow and kissed my hand. 456 00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:15,684 And what was the Earl marshal part about? 457 00:19:15,685 --> 00:19:18,687 Oh, he controls the succession of titles in the peerage. 458 00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:20,289 So, this is key... 459 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:23,359 there are 86 unclaimed baronies in Great Britain. 460 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,327 It's just a title that no one holds. 461 00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:26,929 And does it come with a castle? 462 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,431 Sometimes. Ooh! 463 00:19:28,432 --> 00:19:30,966 So, this is Keller's heart's desire, I take it? 464 00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:33,035 Oh, yeah. Checked into it, man. 465 00:19:33,036 --> 00:19:36,639 He's applied for an audience with the Earl marshal 466 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,441 six times in the past two years. 467 00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:39,942 Denied. Good guess. 468 00:19:39,943 --> 00:19:42,912 It's not really a guess when it's that good, is it? 469 00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:45,281 The name of this con is called "the mummy's tiara." 470 00:19:45,282 --> 00:19:46,348 Come on, man. That can't be real. 471 00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:48,517 Am I gonna have to steal a corpse again? 472 00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:49,685 Oh, it's real, all right, 473 00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:51,320 and it's almost impossible to pull off 474 00:19:51,321 --> 00:19:55,391 in a country that has an actual monarchy. 475 00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:59,829 The mummy's tiara involves using a forged relic to purchase a royal title. 476 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,797 A forged relic. That means we need a forger. 477 00:20:01,798 --> 00:20:03,399 I know a couple of guys in the States. 478 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,869 No, Hardison. Unh-unh. 479 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,743 Hardison, you're gonna do it. 480 00:20:15,712 --> 00:20:18,514 I'm a hacker. I hack. I don't forge. 481 00:20:18,515 --> 00:20:19,915 You're not making a forgery. 482 00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:22,885 You're gonna create a work of art. 483 00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:24,153 Smell it. 484 00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:26,055 That's how he knew that Nate was lying. 485 00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:27,823 Go on. 486 00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:30,893 Oh, yeah. It smells like statue. 487 00:20:31,013 --> 00:20:33,362 And gold. 488 00:20:33,363 --> 00:20:34,697 And? 489 00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:39,101 There's a little cinnamon on there. 490 00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:40,269 And cardamom. 491 00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,204 Those are the spices that statue was packed with 492 00:20:42,205 --> 00:20:44,473 as it lay in its tomb for thousands of years. 493 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:47,910 But those spices were only used in Libyan tombs, 494 00:20:47,911 --> 00:20:49,278 not Egyptian ones. 495 00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:51,714 Elliot, feel the base. 496 00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,817 It's rough. It's been sanded. 497 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,585 Markings from the acidic cleanser 498 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,754 used in the British museum in the 1800s. 499 00:20:58,755 --> 00:21:01,157 And that's how he knew it wasn't a recent find. 500 00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:02,191 Can I taste it? 501 00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:03,526 You should. Go on. 502 00:21:05,228 --> 00:21:07,096 Tastes like cold. 503 00:21:07,097 --> 00:21:09,331 Yeah, so, as you know, Parker, 504 00:21:09,332 --> 00:21:11,600 most metals heat up when they're held... 505 00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:12,935 platinum, for example... 506 00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:14,837 but gold, no. 507 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:18,874 Gold stays cool and impassive as a God. 508 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,977 So, if we're gonna fool an expert of Keller's caliber, 509 00:21:21,978 --> 00:21:24,680 then we're gonna have to overwhelm his senses 510 00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:28,851 with something too real to be fake. 511 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,086 Hardison, get busy. 512 00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:34,323 There's your shopping list. Don't skimp on supplies. 513 00:21:34,324 --> 00:21:35,391 Use Eliot and Parker. 514 00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:37,159 We're gonna go finish the deal with Keller 515 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,395 and get him to transport our secret stash of treasures 516 00:21:39,396 --> 00:21:40,796 back to the States. 517 00:21:40,797 --> 00:21:42,498 What secret stash of treasures? 518 00:21:42,499 --> 00:21:44,700 I'm sorry... does this say "goat marrow"? 519 00:21:44,701 --> 00:21:46,701 Let's go. 520 00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:56,645 I'm about to revisit the topic of Sophie being overinvested. 521 00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:59,315 Now, you want to... you want to run a passion-based game 522 00:21:59,316 --> 00:22:01,917 on a man who bankrolls terrorists? 523 00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:03,219 Exactly. End of the day, Nate, 524 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:06,021 you always go here, whereas I go here. 525 00:22:07,123 --> 00:22:09,225 But to a mark who's always in his head... 526 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,661 ...The heart con's the only one that works. 527 00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:14,597 Heart con is dangerous. 528 00:22:14,598 --> 00:22:17,032 If it flames out on you, it's like igniting jet fuel. 529 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:18,067 Yeah? 530 00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:19,368 Tell that to the little girl 531 00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:21,770 who's sitting in an immigration holding cell. 532 00:22:23,773 --> 00:22:26,475 Good luck. 533 00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,711 Your grace. 534 00:22:28,712 --> 00:22:31,080 Allow me. 535 00:22:35,852 --> 00:22:37,753 That's quite a claim you made yesterday. 536 00:22:37,754 --> 00:22:40,222 Can you back it up? 537 00:22:40,223 --> 00:22:43,359 There are 86 lost, or dormant, baronies. 538 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,428 The queen doesn't approve of titles lying fallow. 539 00:22:46,429 --> 00:22:48,864 Having said that, it's almost impossible to claim one 540 00:22:48,865 --> 00:22:50,466 without the proper documentation. 541 00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:53,135 I've done some research in that area myself. 542 00:22:53,136 --> 00:22:54,703 It's proven less than fruitful. 543 00:22:54,704 --> 00:22:57,640 Birth certificates, church records, 544 00:22:57,641 --> 00:23:01,043 even whole family trees are submitted for consideration. 545 00:23:01,044 --> 00:23:04,113 But if you were to meet the Earl marshal 546 00:23:04,114 --> 00:23:08,651 with the private journal of a royal ancestor, 547 00:23:08,652 --> 00:23:11,353 even the queen herself couldn't refuse you. 548 00:23:11,354 --> 00:23:13,756 A private journal? 549 00:23:13,757 --> 00:23:15,057 Belonging to? 550 00:23:15,058 --> 00:23:18,060 The mistress of king George III. 551 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:19,261 That's a myth. 552 00:23:19,262 --> 00:23:21,463 Isn't it? 553 00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:24,199 As you know, 554 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,535 George's reign ended in abject failure... 555 00:23:26,536 --> 00:23:29,405 loss of the colonies, an incurable illness, 556 00:23:29,406 --> 00:23:31,774 a dim-witted son poised to take the throne. 557 00:23:31,775 --> 00:23:33,809 The one thing he succeeded at 558 00:23:33,810 --> 00:23:36,111 was protecting his mistress, Catherine. 559 00:23:36,112 --> 00:23:39,381 In a moment of clarity in the last throes of his disease, 560 00:23:39,382 --> 00:23:42,618 he sent a pregnant Catherine to America 561 00:23:42,619 --> 00:23:44,920 with a trunkful of treasure. 562 00:23:44,921 --> 00:23:46,989 And Catherine... 563 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,490 Kept a diary. 564 00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:50,125 That has never been proved. 565 00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:51,427 Of course. 566 00:23:51,428 --> 00:23:54,229 Some say she became a commoner in Massachusetts. 567 00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:55,497 Some say she died at sea. 568 00:23:55,498 --> 00:23:57,700 Some say she never left London at all. 569 00:23:57,701 --> 00:23:59,668 No one knows. 570 00:24:01,137 --> 00:24:03,872 But a man who has her book 571 00:24:03,873 --> 00:24:06,942 could claim a direct descent to Catherine... 572 00:24:06,943 --> 00:24:09,978 And the king of England. 573 00:24:09,979 --> 00:24:11,980 Now... 574 00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:15,417 That's got to be worth a barony and a small fortune. 575 00:24:21,591 --> 00:24:22,991 I got your turpentine. 576 00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:25,361 I got your walnut oil, by the way, 577 00:24:25,362 --> 00:24:28,664 which I purchased from a very stunning vegan chick, 578 00:24:28,665 --> 00:24:30,332 so thank you for that. 579 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,300 And a bucket of... 580 00:24:31,301 --> 00:24:32,301 ...Soot. 581 00:24:32,302 --> 00:24:33,635 It's everywhere. 582 00:24:33,636 --> 00:24:35,104 Ha ha! Nice, E. 583 00:24:35,105 --> 00:24:36,972 Way to get your hands dirty. 584 00:24:36,973 --> 00:24:38,307 Yeah, thank you. 585 00:24:38,308 --> 00:24:40,809 Hey, put that down, man. That's my paper. 586 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:42,044 It's a rag. 587 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,512 No, that's what printers used to make paper 588 00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:44,913 back in the 1700s. 589 00:24:44,914 --> 00:24:46,515 Use a moist towelette, 590 00:24:46,516 --> 00:24:47,683 please, and thank you. 591 00:24:47,684 --> 00:24:48,684 What's that smell? 592 00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:50,319 Uh, y-you don't want to know 593 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,354 how they wet the paper back in the day. 594 00:24:52,355 --> 00:24:53,956 Did you... 595 00:24:53,957 --> 00:24:56,258 Do not ask me, man. 596 00:24:57,907 --> 00:24:58,968 Damn it, Hardison! 597 00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:00,540 Why you so sensitive? You touch worse. 598 00:25:00,563 --> 00:25:02,064 I'm going out for Baba Ghanoush! 599 00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:04,554 Do you have the book? 600 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,303 The book's coming up for auction 601 00:25:06,369 --> 00:25:09,805 at Claridge's as part of a small lot of 18th-century volumes. 602 00:25:09,806 --> 00:25:13,175 Even the auctioneer himself doesn't know its true value. 603 00:25:13,176 --> 00:25:15,944 I was just gonna pick it up as a family heirloom, 604 00:25:15,945 --> 00:25:18,280 but I'd be happy to share it with you, 605 00:25:18,281 --> 00:25:20,916 along with a personal letter of introduction 606 00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:21,984 to the Earl marshal. 607 00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:26,321 If I help you move your goods to America. 608 00:25:26,322 --> 00:25:27,790 What's in the freight? 609 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:30,859 Oh. Let's just say bits and bobs... 610 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:34,029 statuary from Egypt, paintings from France. 611 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:37,366 There's a demand for these things in America. 612 00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:40,002 But my operation is small and relies on relationships. 613 00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:41,970 I just don't have the infrastructure 614 00:25:41,971 --> 00:25:43,605 to move so much so quickly. 615 00:25:43,606 --> 00:25:44,573 Well... 616 00:25:44,574 --> 00:25:46,208 I do. 617 00:25:46,209 --> 00:25:48,110 So, it's a deal, then? 618 00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:49,111 Almost. 619 00:25:50,334 --> 00:25:52,468 There's someone who wants to see you... 620 00:25:53,368 --> 00:25:54,758 Duchess. 621 00:25:55,266 --> 00:25:56,119 Oh? 622 00:25:56,186 --> 00:25:57,386 Okay, who is it? 623 00:25:57,387 --> 00:25:59,254 Sophie, listen, if it gets too hot, just leave. 624 00:25:59,255 --> 00:26:02,858 Her ladyship, the countess of Kensington. 625 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:09,765 All right, Sophie, listen, 626 00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:12,301 if your cover's blown, it's okay. 627 00:26:12,302 --> 00:26:14,436 Just find a way out. 628 00:26:17,168 --> 00:26:19,870 Sophie? 629 00:26:23,461 --> 00:26:24,628 Charlotte! 630 00:26:25,387 --> 00:26:27,355 Auntie! 631 00:26:31,387 --> 00:26:35,624 There. Well. Family reunion. 632 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,084 I think the technical term is "cotton swell." 633 00:26:38,109 --> 00:26:39,576 Maybe it's you putting them in too far. 634 00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:41,761 That's your problem. Um... 635 00:26:41,811 --> 00:26:44,079 I don't know how soon we're doing this auction scam, 636 00:26:44,448 --> 00:26:46,316 but are you planning on printing out the entire diary, 637 00:26:46,317 --> 00:26:47,684 page by page? 638 00:26:47,685 --> 00:26:49,781 You better hope she's got a short and boring life, my man. 639 00:26:49,828 --> 00:26:51,028 Do you know what I've achieved here? 640 00:26:51,051 --> 00:26:52,983 Do you? I made ink from boysenberries, okay? 641 00:26:53,021 --> 00:26:56,059 I-I-I-I've tanned hide for the covers. 642 00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:58,015 Forgot to tell you, you don't want to own a jacuzzi. It's not safe. 643 00:26:58,015 --> 00:26:59,919 I made glue for the binding 644 00:26:59,964 --> 00:27:02,192 from animal parts I do not care to discuss. 645 00:27:02,192 --> 00:27:05,267 I've made content for the filling pages using algorithm 646 00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:07,705 from digitized colonial-era novels and diaries. 647 00:27:07,705 --> 00:27:09,992 I-I-I-it's Shakespeare in the house, people, Shakespeare. 648 00:27:09,992 --> 00:27:11,639 Yeah, it sounds like a lot of work. It is. 649 00:27:11,638 --> 00:27:12,528 In a single day, 650 00:27:12,576 --> 00:27:14,544 I've gone from apprentice to journeyman to master. 651 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,401 Okay. He's losing it. 652 00:27:16,578 --> 00:27:18,543 Well, yeah, so, I'm gonna go steal some stuff. 653 00:27:18,543 --> 00:27:19,676 Okay, but come back, 654 00:27:19,886 --> 00:27:22,387 'cause I-I've fused computer technology 655 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,575 with... with... with this stuff. 656 00:27:24,779 --> 00:27:26,577 All right, man, let us know how that goes. With... with... mm-hmm. 657 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,091 I've hacked history! 658 00:27:28,349 --> 00:27:30,050 I've hacked history, people. 659 00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:32,478 So, there I was... remember this? Mm? 660 00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:33,846 I had the weed clippers in one hand, 661 00:27:33,847 --> 00:27:35,314 I had the prize petunias in the other. 662 00:27:35,315 --> 00:27:38,317 And the dear girl looked me right in the eye and said... 663 00:27:38,318 --> 00:27:42,254 "Auntie, at least you still have the blue ribbon!" 664 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:45,824 Pardon me a moment. 665 00:27:45,825 --> 00:27:47,359 It will give us a chance to catch up. 666 00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:53,347 Hello. Yes, Mr. Moreau. 667 00:27:54,462 --> 00:27:57,031 So, my dear Charlotte, 668 00:27:57,032 --> 00:27:59,767 where have you been all these years? 669 00:27:59,768 --> 00:28:03,003 Oh, you know, traveling. 670 00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:04,469 I always wanted to see the world. 671 00:28:04,469 --> 00:28:05,703 How have you been, auntie? 672 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,335 Oh, well enough, in spite of my pains, 673 00:28:08,758 --> 00:28:10,392 what with our dear William 674 00:28:10,393 --> 00:28:13,328 gone these eight years come April. 675 00:28:13,329 --> 00:28:18,066 Oh, don't look so sad, girl. It'll pucker your looks. 676 00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:19,901 I miss him, that's all. 677 00:28:19,902 --> 00:28:21,169 Yes, well... 678 00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:24,539 He never blamed you for running off like you did. 679 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:28,710 But the drink helped to console him. 680 00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:31,279 I loved him, auntie... very much. 681 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,048 And he loved you, dear... 682 00:28:33,049 --> 00:28:34,383 fiercely. 683 00:28:34,384 --> 00:28:36,084 One has to love fiercely 684 00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:38,754 in order to die of a broken heart. 685 00:28:38,755 --> 00:28:41,056 Don't you agree? 686 00:28:49,489 --> 00:28:52,224 I am so sorry, your grace. That, uh, was my employer. 687 00:28:53,158 --> 00:28:55,059 There's been an incident in Boston 688 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,895 that's made him more cautious 689 00:28:56,896 --> 00:28:58,096 about our next shipment. 690 00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:01,533 Oh. Well, I'd best go take care of some details. 691 00:29:01,534 --> 00:29:03,234 Instead of next week, 692 00:29:03,235 --> 00:29:04,669 we'll be taking it out tomorrow. 693 00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:07,372 That's not gonna be a problem, is it? 694 00:29:16,613 --> 00:29:18,914 Sophie. 695 00:29:18,948 --> 00:29:22,985 You have something you want to ask me. 696 00:29:23,019 --> 00:29:24,753 I, uh... yeah. 697 00:29:26,456 --> 00:29:30,626 How real is this, uh... this duchess persona? 698 00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:34,963 Where are we exactly on your side of things? 699 00:29:34,998 --> 00:29:36,832 Oh, no, no. E-e-everything's okay. 700 00:29:36,866 --> 00:29:38,267 Yeah, I mean, uh, you know, 701 00:29:38,301 --> 00:29:40,602 Keller is shipping his antiquities out of London 702 00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:42,905 in the morning, we have to finish forging 703 00:29:42,939 --> 00:29:45,707 a 200-year-old book that has to hold up to expert scrutiny, 704 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,742 and take over an auction 705 00:29:46,776 --> 00:29:48,510 that's gonna start in five minutes 706 00:29:48,545 --> 00:29:51,013 and deliver to Keller a treasure trove of antiquities 707 00:29:51,047 --> 00:29:52,648 that we don't actually have. 708 00:29:52,682 --> 00:29:55,484 Piece of cake. 709 00:29:55,518 --> 00:29:59,454 Plus, we're one step closer to Damien Moreau. 710 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:03,892 Okay, Hardison, I need that book... 711 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:04,960 Now. 712 00:30:04,994 --> 00:30:06,662 Hey, man, Sophie said, "flawless." 713 00:30:06,696 --> 00:30:07,896 Now you're saying, "fast." 714 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,365 You two need to have a conversation and figure it out. 715 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,635 Uh, fast. Go with fast. 716 00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:15,270 Okay, but the glue on this binding... 717 00:30:15,305 --> 00:30:16,972 it takes two weeks to dry naturally. 718 00:30:17,006 --> 00:30:19,074 Now, a hair dryer is too hot and too powerful. 719 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,876 It'll curl the pages and melt the spine. 720 00:30:20,910 --> 00:30:22,211 I managed to find a manicure dryer, 721 00:30:22,245 --> 00:30:23,545 so you're just gonna have to wait. 722 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:25,714 And as stunning as my work is... 723 00:30:25,748 --> 00:30:28,584 stunning, I say... it's still a rush job. 724 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,952 It'll pass the first inspection, 725 00:30:29,986 --> 00:30:31,587 but it won't hold together for very long. 726 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,223 Okay, Eliot, 727 00:30:34,257 --> 00:30:36,024 what's your status? 728 00:30:36,059 --> 00:30:39,261 I'm meeting with Keller's transport guys right now. 729 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:43,098 Hey, guys. How are you? 730 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:45,133 Hi. 731 00:30:45,168 --> 00:30:47,736 I, uh... I'm under orders to inspect your facility 732 00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:50,005 before we can move the... the things. 733 00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:53,342 I see where you're coming from, and I respect your work. 734 00:30:53,376 --> 00:30:56,011 Thank you. But we've only got two jobs today. 735 00:30:56,045 --> 00:30:58,780 One is to accompany you to your lady's storage bin 736 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,016 and empty it of its contents. 737 00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:03,118 The second is to take it back with us. 738 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:05,387 We won't be needing your accompaniment 739 00:31:05,421 --> 00:31:06,488 on that second leg. 740 00:31:06,522 --> 00:31:08,523 Okay. 741 00:31:08,558 --> 00:31:10,559 I got to... I got to call it in. 742 00:31:10,593 --> 00:31:11,627 Uh... 743 00:31:12,762 --> 00:31:13,896 One second. 744 00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:16,598 Nate, these guys want me to take them 745 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:18,300 straight to Sophie's secret stash. 746 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,769 What the hell am I supposed to do with them? 747 00:31:20,803 --> 00:31:21,970 Stall. Stall. 748 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,706 Um, yeah, uh, London city tour. 749 00:31:24,741 --> 00:31:26,408 You're good at that. 750 00:31:26,442 --> 00:31:27,576 You want me to stall them? 751 00:31:27,610 --> 00:31:29,177 They're former British paratroopers! 752 00:31:29,212 --> 00:31:31,046 How... how do you... 753 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,414 Haircuts, all right? 754 00:31:32,448 --> 00:31:34,650 It's very distinctive haircuts. 755 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:41,256 Your grace. 756 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,862 I've checked into the book collection. 757 00:31:46,896 --> 00:31:47,963 You checked them? 758 00:31:47,997 --> 00:31:49,131 Asked around. 759 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:54,603 Personal diaries from the colonial era. 760 00:31:54,637 --> 00:31:56,705 They have no idea what's in there... 761 00:31:56,739 --> 00:31:58,373 What that diary is worth. 762 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,980 They think it's just the rambling fantasies 763 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,788 of a love sick girl. 764 00:32:06,015 --> 00:32:08,850 Parker! 765 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,319 Parker! 766 00:32:10,353 --> 00:32:11,787 What?! 767 00:32:11,821 --> 00:32:14,022 Hey, is Sophie a princess? 768 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,023 Parker, just... 769 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,525 did you take care of the auctioneer? 770 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:18,026 Yeah. Sophie told me to find out 771 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,462 his deepest wish and give it to him. Yeah, yeah. 772 00:32:20,496 --> 00:32:22,831 But I thought that would take way too long, so... 773 00:32:22,865 --> 00:32:25,867 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Hmm? 774 00:32:29,305 --> 00:32:30,605 What? 775 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,808 He's gonna wake up in like three hours. 776 00:32:32,842 --> 00:32:34,676 Come on. 777 00:32:34,711 --> 00:32:36,511 That's insane, man. Red light means stop. 778 00:32:36,546 --> 00:32:38,113 Just like in the States. It's the same thing. 779 00:32:38,147 --> 00:32:39,081 I should've known that. 780 00:32:39,115 --> 00:32:40,349 I don't want to lose your boys. 781 00:32:40,383 --> 00:32:42,384 Are you sure you know where you're going? 782 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:44,753 I know exactly where I'm going, man. It's just really tough. I don't... I don't... 783 00:32:44,787 --> 00:32:46,722 it's hard. These streets are really confusing, man... 784 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:47,990 the streets of London. 785 00:32:48,024 --> 00:32:50,025 The other side. Exactly. 786 00:32:50,059 --> 00:32:51,760 You're meant to be on the other bloody side of the road. 787 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,731 Whoa! 788 00:32:57,533 --> 00:33:00,969 Okay. That's not my fault. 789 00:33:01,004 --> 00:33:03,005 Lot 456. 790 00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:05,207 This exquisite ming dynasty vase 791 00:33:05,241 --> 00:33:06,475 was once smuggled out of mainland China 792 00:33:06,509 --> 00:33:07,776 in a donkey's saddlebag. 793 00:33:07,810 --> 00:33:12,447 It resurfaced decades later in the private collection 794 00:33:12,482 --> 00:33:14,116 of a Hong Kong billionaire, 795 00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:15,517 where it was left virtually unprotected 796 00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,285 by a subpar laser-grid security system. 797 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,854 Parker! 798 00:33:18,888 --> 00:33:19,988 Reserve price... �500,000. 799 00:33:20,023 --> 00:33:21,490 Can I have a starting bid, please? 800 00:33:21,524 --> 00:33:22,924 Okay. 550. 801 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,326 And do I have 600? 802 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,961 Yes to the toupee on the right, yes. 803 00:33:25,995 --> 00:33:29,965 An antique enamel and 16-karat-gold jewelry box 804 00:33:29,999 --> 00:33:31,466 made right here in London. 805 00:33:31,501 --> 00:33:33,135 And let me tell you something... 806 00:33:33,169 --> 00:33:35,303 it's worth a lot more than you'd think just by looking at it, 807 00:33:35,338 --> 00:33:36,772 especially if you consider the 16 angry henchmen 808 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,173 who are gonna be following you 809 00:33:38,207 --> 00:33:39,377 through the gardens of Versailles 810 00:33:39,497 --> 00:33:40,720 if you pick it up, ok? 811 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,870 You know what I'm saying? 812 00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:42,925 Parker. 813 00:33:43,045 --> 00:33:44,780 Lot 739. 814 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,582 A stone elephant crafted by Peter Carl Faberg� 815 00:33:47,617 --> 00:33:49,017 for his imperial highness. 816 00:33:49,052 --> 00:33:50,986 Hang on a second. Let me see that? 817 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:54,423 Yeah, no. That's a fake. 818 00:33:58,261 --> 00:34:00,796 Okay. You're here, finally. 819 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,899 Whew! "Finally"? "Finally"? 820 00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:07,069 You are looking at the Leonardo Da Vinci of forgery, my friend. 821 00:34:07,103 --> 00:34:08,837 It's all packed. 822 00:34:08,871 --> 00:34:09,905 All right. 823 00:34:09,939 --> 00:34:11,640 The box has to pass, too. 824 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,075 Yeah. 825 00:34:13,109 --> 00:34:14,443 Okay, and you can track Keller's money 826 00:34:14,477 --> 00:34:15,811 back to Moreau's account, right? 827 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:19,081 Okay, but remember, Keller has got to go big or go home. 828 00:34:19,115 --> 00:34:21,416 I can follow his bid back to the shell companies, 829 00:34:21,451 --> 00:34:24,519 but it has to be big enough... 250,000 at least. 830 00:34:24,554 --> 00:34:27,656 Okay, quarter of a million. Let's go. 831 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:29,724 Stretch it out, stretch it out. 832 00:34:32,562 --> 00:34:33,528 We're up, Parker. 833 00:34:33,563 --> 00:34:36,131 Oh, out y... go ahead. Thank you. 834 00:34:36,165 --> 00:34:38,433 All right, lot 872! 835 00:34:38,468 --> 00:34:41,903 We've got a collection of old books from the 1700s. 836 00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:43,371 Do I have a starting bid? 837 00:34:43,406 --> 00:34:45,807 I've got a starting bid. 838 00:34:45,842 --> 00:34:47,576 Whew! Ooh. You all right, there, fella? 839 00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:49,010 Okay. Okay. 840 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,980 All right, I see I have a phone bid of �150,000, 841 00:34:52,014 --> 00:34:53,748 someone who loves to read old stuff! 842 00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:55,383 Yeah! All right! 843 00:34:55,418 --> 00:34:57,719 So, do I hear 160? 844 00:34:57,753 --> 00:34:59,387 Okay, Sophie, we've got to get Keller 845 00:34:59,422 --> 00:35:01,590 to bid at least �250,000. 846 00:35:01,624 --> 00:35:02,757 Anything over that, 847 00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:04,159 and Hardison can trace the money back to the source, 848 00:35:04,193 --> 00:35:06,027 and we can find Moreau. 849 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,562 Isn't it too much? 850 00:35:07,597 --> 00:35:09,898 200. 851 00:35:09,932 --> 00:35:10,899 �200,000! 852 00:35:10,933 --> 00:35:14,603 Okay, we've got 200. Anyone? 853 00:35:14,637 --> 00:35:15,837 You like that? 854 00:35:15,872 --> 00:35:16,972 Oh...Uh, yeah. 855 00:35:17,006 --> 00:35:18,974 You want to get with that? 856 00:35:19,008 --> 00:35:20,342 You got to win the books. She loves the books. 857 00:35:20,376 --> 00:35:21,884 Really? Oh, yeah. 858 00:35:22,295 --> 00:35:23,377 220. 859 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:25,013 220! Oh! Hey! All right! 860 00:35:25,047 --> 00:35:26,281 Love a man in a pink shirt! 861 00:35:26,315 --> 00:35:27,716 Not afraid to wear color. 862 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,684 It's a good sign. 863 00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,787 What?! Why, that little toe rag. That's a family heirloom. 864 00:35:32,822 --> 00:35:35,257 How dare that little low-class trash 865 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:37,392 bid on our ancestor's journal? 866 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,461 Quite right. 867 00:35:39,495 --> 00:35:41,129 260. 868 00:35:41,164 --> 00:35:42,430 260. Going once... 869 00:35:42,465 --> 00:35:43,665 280. 870 00:35:43,699 --> 00:35:45,767 Wait! That's too much. 871 00:35:45,801 --> 00:35:47,936 At...280. 872 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,304 220... that was romantic. 873 00:35:49,338 --> 00:35:51,940 You know, 280... she's gonna think you're a sap. 874 00:35:51,974 --> 00:35:53,141 280. 875 00:35:53,176 --> 00:35:54,376 Sophie! 876 00:36:02,074 --> 00:36:03,252 300. 877 00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:06,388 Going once, twice, sold! 878 00:36:06,422 --> 00:36:08,490 300. Great. Thanks for comin'. 879 00:36:09,559 --> 00:36:11,159 That was confusing, wasn't it? 880 00:36:11,194 --> 00:36:13,028 All the... what do you call those things? 'Round-'rounds, 881 00:36:13,062 --> 00:36:14,629 rounded... roundabouts, whatever? 882 00:36:14,664 --> 00:36:16,798 You guys won't have those in the States. 883 00:36:16,832 --> 00:36:18,767 What language was the signs? 884 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,502 At least you guys speak American. 885 00:36:20,536 --> 00:36:23,004 Or, I... well, I mean, I know you speak English. 886 00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:24,773 That's southern humor. 887 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,274 Uh... 888 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,344 Oh, keys. Keys. 889 00:36:29,378 --> 00:36:31,046 Did I leave them in the van? Mnh-mnh. 890 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,881 You don't think so? 891 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,423 It's genuine. Thank you. 892 00:36:41,457 --> 00:36:43,625 Whoo! 893 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,260 What? 894 00:36:45,294 --> 00:36:47,429 What? 895 00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:50,865 Money transferring... 896 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,235 Now. 897 00:36:55,104 --> 00:36:56,471 Ha. 898 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,608 This is the first day of your new life as a baron. 899 00:36:59,642 --> 00:37:01,343 Shall we go and see the Earl marshal? 900 00:37:01,377 --> 00:37:03,278 Oh, I'll be seeing him, thanks, 901 00:37:03,312 --> 00:37:04,713 as soon as I bloody well please. 902 00:37:04,747 --> 00:37:07,682 Uh, you'll need my letter of introduction. 903 00:37:07,717 --> 00:37:11,019 I had a chat with the countess yesterday. 904 00:37:11,053 --> 00:37:14,689 She told me all about your little royal scandal. 905 00:37:14,724 --> 00:37:16,024 Apparently, having you with me 906 00:37:16,058 --> 00:37:18,026 would ruin my chances of advancement. 907 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:20,662 I'll take the book, thanks. That's all I need. 908 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,530 What about our deal? 909 00:37:22,565 --> 00:37:24,299 Oh, right. 910 00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:27,969 Hello? Ennis. 911 00:37:28,004 --> 00:37:29,904 Are you still at the storage unit? Mm-hmm. 912 00:37:29,939 --> 00:37:30,872 Clear it out. 913 00:37:30,906 --> 00:37:32,374 And their man... 914 00:37:32,408 --> 00:37:33,575 shoot him. 915 00:37:33,609 --> 00:37:35,443 Throw him in the Thames. 916 00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:40,915 If it had been a snake, it'd have bit me. 917 00:37:42,451 --> 00:37:45,720 Oh. 918 00:37:52,148 --> 00:37:54,427 It really hurts me to have to do this to you... 919 00:37:54,547 --> 00:37:57,274 - I've quite enjoyed your company this afternoon. - Listen.... 920 00:37:57,307 --> 00:37:59,177 But I'm gonna need you to open up the storage unit now. 921 00:37:59,211 --> 00:38:00,311 Listen, let me explain something to you. 922 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:02,747 This thing... there's nothing in here, okay? 923 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,450 My boss is... is running a con on your boss, man. 924 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:06,451 I don't need this. 925 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:07,819 I didn't sign up for this, okay? 926 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,120 This... this thing is empty. 927 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,422 I don't care if it's empty. 928 00:38:35,214 --> 00:38:37,715 I've quite enjoyed your company today... 929 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,218 As well. 930 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,455 Yes, Mr. Moreau. 931 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:48,092 I'll be in Rome in two hours... usual spot. 932 00:38:48,127 --> 00:38:50,495 Could you finish up on the phone, please, sir? 933 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:53,097 Could we, uh, possibly speed things up a little bit? 934 00:38:53,132 --> 00:38:54,932 Can't miss my flight. 935 00:38:54,967 --> 00:38:56,167 Urgent business. 936 00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:59,537 I'm sorry, Mr. Keller. 937 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,838 We're going to have to detain you. 938 00:39:00,873 --> 00:39:02,907 This is a very expensive piece 939 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,742 that I bought at auction. 940 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:06,544 Here's the paperwork. 941 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,813 Right. 942 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,882 Well, this says you purchased a couple of books. 943 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:12,784 It doesn't say anything about wooden Russian icons. 944 00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:15,953 Well, that's because I didn't buy any icons. 945 00:39:15,988 --> 00:39:16,854 No... 946 00:39:16,889 --> 00:39:19,724 You didn't buy them. 947 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,560 What? 948 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:24,094 Parker, what do you got for me? 949 00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:27,566 Ooh, some great Russian icons, 17th-century. 950 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,768 And 951 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:31,570 Statue, gold guy. 952 00:39:31,604 --> 00:39:33,605 Okay, perfect. Statue of Ra. 953 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,107 Bring it to me. 954 00:39:35,141 --> 00:39:36,975 Oh, and, uh, bring those icons. 955 00:39:37,009 --> 00:39:39,377 I have an idea. 956 00:39:45,284 --> 00:39:47,652 Cheeky bitch. Well, that ain't all, mate. 957 00:39:47,687 --> 00:39:51,022 You just paid �300,000 for a forgery. 958 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,124 This is, uh... 959 00:39:52,158 --> 00:39:54,893 this has all been a misunderstanding. 960 00:39:54,927 --> 00:39:56,294 You can tell it to Scotland Yard. 961 00:39:56,329 --> 00:39:58,163 They want to ask you about the other antiquities 962 00:39:58,197 --> 00:39:59,331 you tried to smuggle today. 963 00:39:59,365 --> 00:40:00,999 What? Here we go. 964 00:40:01,033 --> 00:40:02,300 This way, sir. 965 00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:06,905 Well, what's all this, then? 966 00:40:06,939 --> 00:40:08,440 It's a misunderstanding. 967 00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:10,041 And what's in the storage unit? 968 00:40:10,076 --> 00:40:11,676 Nothing. It's bloody empty. 969 00:40:11,711 --> 00:40:13,845 Well, we'll see about that. 970 00:40:20,653 --> 00:40:22,954 If that's what you call nothing, 971 00:40:22,989 --> 00:40:25,524 I'd sure like to see something. 972 00:40:33,132 --> 00:40:36,501 I don't know how you did it, but thank you. 973 00:40:36,536 --> 00:40:37,836 Thank you very much. 974 00:40:38,095 --> 00:40:40,930 You've touched so many lives without even knowing it. 975 00:40:40,965 --> 00:40:42,532 Well, it's what we do. 976 00:40:49,273 --> 00:40:50,540 Oh, hey. 977 00:40:55,613 --> 00:40:57,280 High five. 978 00:40:57,314 --> 00:40:58,314 Boom! 979 00:40:58,349 --> 00:41:01,584 Thank you so much. 980 00:41:04,121 --> 00:41:05,455 The storage locker was not empty. 981 00:41:05,489 --> 00:41:06,756 No. 982 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:09,459 In fact, it was filled with stolen artworks, 983 00:41:09,493 --> 00:41:10,727 antiquities. 984 00:41:10,761 --> 00:41:12,629 Yeah. I read that in the paper. 985 00:41:12,663 --> 00:41:13,830 Your own personal stash? 986 00:41:13,864 --> 00:41:15,598 That storage locker was filled 987 00:41:15,633 --> 00:41:18,168 with some of the very first things I ever stole. 988 00:41:18,202 --> 00:41:20,970 You got a lot of buried secrets in London, don't you? 989 00:41:21,005 --> 00:41:22,138 Archaeology of crime. 990 00:41:22,173 --> 00:41:24,307 Well, at least I now know your real name. 991 00:41:24,341 --> 00:41:26,376 Unh-unh, no. That's not my real name. 992 00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:28,912 "Charlotte" was my stage name. 993 00:41:28,946 --> 00:41:30,647 Hmm. 994 00:41:30,681 --> 00:41:32,749 Any news on Keller's auction payment? 995 00:41:32,783 --> 00:41:33,850 Oh, yeah. In my trace, 996 00:41:33,884 --> 00:41:35,785 I peeled back 10 layers of security 997 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:38,154 off an airborne Wi-Fi connection... airborne. 998 00:41:38,189 --> 00:41:40,557 You might be the greatest of all time, man. 999 00:41:40,591 --> 00:41:41,658 Did you find anything? 1000 00:41:41,692 --> 00:41:43,560 Yeah, I found 10 shell companies, 1001 00:41:43,594 --> 00:41:45,395 one of which is actually a promising lead. 1002 00:41:45,429 --> 00:41:47,197 It's called Slap Shot Investments 1003 00:41:47,231 --> 00:41:48,731 run by Mark Vector. 1004 00:41:48,766 --> 00:41:51,034 Mark Vector, the hockey player? "The enforcer"? 1005 00:41:51,068 --> 00:41:52,101 Great. Let's get him. 1006 00:41:52,136 --> 00:41:53,269 That's the problem. 1007 00:41:53,304 --> 00:41:55,705 He struck a deal with the feds. He's protected. 1008 00:41:57,274 --> 00:41:58,975 What are you... what... what's the smile? 1009 00:41:59,009 --> 00:42:00,944 What are you smiling at? What... what is that? 1010 00:42:00,978 --> 00:42:02,412 Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no. 1011 00:42:02,446 --> 00:42:03,446 Oh, yeah. 1012 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,448 Let's go steal a federal witness. 1013 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:12,848 Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com