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I heard that ducks have one hole.
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I don't know if you know that,
but ducks have one hole,
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and they pee out of it
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and they shit out of it,
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they get ( blank ) in it
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and they lay eggs out of it.
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That...
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has got to be one smelly,
dirty hole.
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That hole has got to
be a pretty awful place.
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I feel a little bard for
the man duck,
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because ducks are monogamous.
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I don't know if you know that,
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but ducks stay in their
relationships forever
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and by the time
that duck gets to be 48,
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her husband must be like,
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"Dude...
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"... that shit sucks.
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I hate it."
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And then he goes and ( blank )
a swan or something.
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His wife's like, "Why do you
have to ( bleep ) a swan for ?"
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She's got an asshole, that's why.
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She's got an asshole.
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Okay?
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I got a green head.
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I don't know what
that means, just somehow...
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They got green heads,
they deserve more.
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Speaking of animal-type humor
that's not totally finished,
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uh, I...
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... I actually, I have
this "joke-joke,"
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like a, you know,
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"animals talking to each other"
type joke,
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that I don't know
how to finish it.
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I know what's funny about it,
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but I don't know how to
finish it.
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What--
Basically, it's about a lion
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who goes up to the giraffe
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and he says, "Hey, man,
did you see that dude ?"
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And the giraffe's like,
"What dude ?"
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And he goes, "He's that dude,
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"he lives by the river
in a hut."
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And the giraffe goes,
"What does he look like ?"
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And the lion goes,
"He looks like this,
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'Ahhh !'"
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And the giraffe's like,
"Well, I know a dude
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that lives by the river,
but he doesn't look like that."
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He goes, "No, that's what
he looks like, 'Ahhh !'"
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The giraffe says, "I know
a guy, but he looks like this."
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See, the lion just thinks that
people look like that.
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The lion doesn't
get that he makes
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a person look like that...
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by scaring the shit out of them.
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He just thinks that,
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"Hey, that's that dude that's
always going, 'Ahhh !'"
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That's what he's like.
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He doesn't see his own part of...
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Hello, Daddy.
Hey, baby, how you doing?
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Hi.
Hi.
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You need to take home
the ducklings tonight.
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Take what?
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We're raising ducklings
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and they can't
stay in the school,
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so you gotta take 'em.
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Yay, can we--
No, no, wait, wait, wait, no, no, this is not--
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Why me, why am I doing this?
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Every family took a turn,
it's your turn.
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Yeah, but I--
I'm going to--
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I'm going to Afghanistan.
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It's your turn to take the ducklings.
We can put them in a bathtub.
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Yeah, but listen, I have tomorrow morning--
And they can sleep in my bed!
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Excuse me, Jane, baby.
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Tomorrow morning, I have--
I'm starting a USO tour,
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do you understand?
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I'm going all over
the Middle East.
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I'm going to Iraq
and Afghanistan and Kuwait.
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Are you dropping Jane here tomorrow morning?
Yes, I am.
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Well, so take 'em
and bring 'em back tomorrow.
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Yay!
Yes!
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Yes!
Yay!
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Yes!
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Yeah.
We can put them in the bathtub!
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Yeah, whatever.
We gotta give 'em a bath!
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All right, come on.
Yeah, they can sleep in my bed.
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Look how...
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Oh!
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Don't let 'em go--
Yay!
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Okay, okay, don't let 'em go--
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Don't let 'em go under
there, please.
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Jane.
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No, I wanna keep this one...
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Look at them, they're--
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Careful, you're gonna
step on them.
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Okay, okay, please.
No, I won't.
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Please, Lilly,
put that one down, put...
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Wait.
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Thank you for letting them come home with us.
Ew, I got poop!
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All right, I'm glad--
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All right, girls.
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Good night.
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Daddy?
Yeah.
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Can we keep the ducklings?
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No, we're not doing that.
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Can we keep just one?
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No.
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Just one!
No.
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Daddy, can we keep
just one duckling?
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Are you really
going to a war tomorrow?
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I'm going to where
there is a war,
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but I'm just there to--
to make some soldiers laugh.
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I'm just gonna do shows
and it's safe.
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Are you sure?
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They've never let any
performer get hurt, ever,
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so it's gonna be okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Just one duckling?
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Dude, no.
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Oh.
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Could we keep them
for another night?
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Tomorrow morning, I'm taking
you guys to school
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with the ducklings
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and I'm going right from
the school to an airfield
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where I'm getting on a huge
gray plane called a C-17
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and I'm flying
to the Middle East.
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Whoa.
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Are we going on the plane?
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You're not going on--
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Your mom's picking you up
tomorrow at school.
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Can I keep just one duckling?
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Good night.
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Good night, Daddy.
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Y'know, for a bunch of tiny
creatures, you guys are
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a real pain in the ass.
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If this was a toilet, I would
just flush it, I swear to God.
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So how long have you
been there?
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Since I graduated high school.
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Oh, really.
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A real long time.
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So do you-- do you--
do you like music?
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Yeah, I like music.
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What kind of music do you like?
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Um, pretty much everything.
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Do you like, um...
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do you like Led Zeppelin or...
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Led Zeppelin?
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You don't know who that is?
No.
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What about like--
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Van Halen, you like Van Halen?
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No.
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You don't like them
or you don't know 'em?
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I'm not sure who they are, no.
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What about Aerosmith?
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You like Aerosmith?
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No.
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You don't know who they--
No, not sure.
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Uh, Steven Tyler, y'know,
is in Aerosmith.
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"American Idol."
Yeah.
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Yeah, I know who Steven Tyler is.
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He was in Aerosmith, he was
in a band called Aerosmith.
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Yeah, he's a judge on
"American Idol."
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Yeah, he is.
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But, uh--
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You're a cheerleader?
Yeah.
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Football-- like a football
cheerleader?
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Mm-hmm, yeah.
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You ever date any
football players?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We're not allowed to date
any football players.
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Do you ever do it anyway?
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I didn't-- I...
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Hello and welcome to
Task Force Base Charlie.
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I'm General Thompson in charge
of operations in Afghanistan.
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Let me be the first to
thank you for coming here.
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I know it's been a long trip.
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I'd like to be able to
tell you to get some rest,
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but I can't.
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We need to get you out there
and cheer up our troops.
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You're gonna see some
things in the next five days
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that you've never seen
or imagined.
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These young people of ours
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are living in some
pretty bad conditions.
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In fact, for many of them,
it sucks out there.
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Some of our
forward operating bases
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or FOBs, as you'll come to
know them,
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have little more than a pot
to piss in and dry, cold food.
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Many of our troops are in
their second year.
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Most of them have lost a buddy.
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Some of them have
been wounded in action,
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returned for more.
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We can't give them
the comforts of home.
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We can't send them home.
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The only thing that
we can hope to do
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is try and lift their spirits.
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So you see, your job here
is terribly important.
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This is not
a joke to us or a trifle.
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This is a vital mission
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and I thank you most sincerely
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for taking time from your
family to come here and do this.
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Now we need to have you
go to your quarters,
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drop your gear, grab what
you need, get on transport.
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Your first destination
will be Alpha Camp
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where you are going to entertain
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about a thousand troops.
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They are excited to see you.
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You'll be sleeping
for about three hours
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and then we're gonna pack you
onto Black Hawk helicopters
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in pairs and fly you out
to the FOBs.
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I'm not going to lie to you.
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These are dangerous places
in remote mountain regions.
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We've got guys in the mountains
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firing rockets into these camps
all the time
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and whenever a Black Hawk lands,
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it increases the vue
of the target
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by about a billion dollars.
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So some of you
may take some fire,
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but we know where it's
coming from,
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we know how to protect you,
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so don't worry.
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Thanks again for coming,
and drive on.
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Gentlemen.
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Did he say we're taking fire?
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What does that--
Oh, no, no, don't worry, we'll be fine.
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Nothing to worry about.
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You're a comedian, sir?
Yeah.
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Did you see me
on TV or something?
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No, sir, I haven't.
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What the ( blank )?
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"Dear Daddy, this duckling will
keep you safe, Lilly."
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Holy shit on the tits of a dog.
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Hey, man.
Hey.
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How are you?
Good, okay.
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Kenny Thomas.
Louie.
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It looks like they got you
and me going out together.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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All right.
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Have-- have you
done this before?
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Once or twice.
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I used to-- I used to
be in the military.
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I was a--
I was a ranger.
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Oh.
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You all right?
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You look scared.
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Yeah, is that stupid?
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No, man, you'd be
stupid not to be.
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Wow.
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Yeah, never ever go in
a hostile area unarmed.
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All right, so we'll see you
on the flight line?
257
00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,297
Okay, man.
All right.
258
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,431
See ya.
Yeah.
259
00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:01,126
Come here, come here,
shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
260
00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:02,694
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
261
00:14:02,762 --> 00:14:05,798
It's okay, it's okay, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...
262
00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:08,300
You're okay, you're okay.
263
00:15:12,272 --> 00:15:13,406
My name's Kenny.
264
00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:14,940
Thanks.
265
00:15:18,696 --> 00:15:20,930
Kenny Thomas, everybody,
let's hear it for him.
266
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,601
You guys ready to be entertained
by some cheerleaders?
267
00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:29,772
Let's make 'em feel
at home here in Afghanistan.
268
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,842
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jamie and Ashley!
269
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... to Afghanistan.
270
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,240
Ladies and gentlemen,
Louie C.K.
271
00:16:13,582 --> 00:16:15,182
Thank you very much.
272
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,585
How you guys-- how are--
how are you guys doing?
273
00:16:17,652 --> 00:16:18,786
Good!
274
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,021
Okay, okay, I was...
275
00:16:23,225 --> 00:16:24,925
I don't do a lot
to improve myself.
276
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:27,628
You know, you guys are all
young, you're healthy.
277
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:31,199
I've reached a point where
I could never be healthy again.
278
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:35,870
Like I-- I work out
to keep this.
279
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:38,440
That's the best
that I can hope for,
280
00:16:38,508 --> 00:16:39,842
that I won't have--
I'll keep--
281
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,577
I'll always have this belly,
282
00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:44,680
I have to work hard so I won't
have another one.
283
00:16:44,748 --> 00:16:47,617
Like those-- that second
crotch belly that people--
284
00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:50,753
You ever see the guy who's got
like a ( blank ) second belly?
285
00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:53,656
It's like a-- I'll be like
a letter "B."
286
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:56,292
Just that belly
and it's just-- Uhh!
287
00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:57,693
And it's--
288
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,995
And my penis will just be
hidden somewhere in there.
289
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,497
You ever seen somebody
with like a second--
290
00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:03,632
It's a gut. And a--
291
00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:05,233
Yeah, and then you can't--
292
00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:07,235
When he pees,
it just dribbles down
293
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,704
the front of his belly
294
00:17:09,772 --> 00:17:10,872
and when get gets horny,
295
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,174
he just ( blank ) his fat
from the inside.
296
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,344
That's the kind of
person I'm talking about.
297
00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:17,713
Now, that's what mine is
become like, it just--
298
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:19,683
My dick, it just--
299
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,519
The whole dick and balls
just looks like--
300
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:25,456
It's like an old horse
that nobody brushes anymore.
301
00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:26,757
You know?
302
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,464
My balls...
303
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:35,633
Like, my balls are like--
304
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,469
I'm 43, my balls
are like 72 years old.
305
00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:40,771
They're seriously older than me.
306
00:17:40,839 --> 00:17:42,206
My balls, just--
they just kinda--
307
00:17:42,274 --> 00:17:43,474
They're like...
308
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,176
they're like two
just John McCains
309
00:17:45,243 --> 00:17:47,211
just hanging from my--
they're just...
310
00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:51,114
They-- they hang like--
311
00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,017
They look like they're being
rescued from a river
312
00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:54,953
by a helicopter,
that's what they...
313
00:17:57,089 --> 00:17:59,291
It's very sad.
314
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:00,959
I still love women.
315
00:18:01,027 --> 00:18:02,161
I love women.
316
00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:03,462
I wanna ( blank ) women.
317
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,964
That's-- For guys,
that's their--
318
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,699
It's both things.
319
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:08,234
It's very sad.
320
00:18:08,302 --> 00:18:10,670
Guys can't really can't be
romantic without being sexual.
321
00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:11,704
It's the way we--
322
00:18:11,772 --> 00:18:14,574
That's the way we're built.
323
00:18:14,642 --> 00:18:15,642
That's the way we're designed.
324
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,643
We have to be that way
325
00:18:17,711 --> 00:18:19,779
because we have to
( blank ) women
326
00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:21,380
and you have to be kind of gross
327
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,382
to climb on a perfectly
beautiful woman
328
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,385
and ( blank ) her
and ruin her with your penis.
329
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,087
You have to have kind of
a gross mentality.
330
00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:30,823
Women get to be
elegant during sex,
331
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:33,125
they get to lay back with their
hair arranged on the pillow.
332
00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:34,226
"Ooh !"
333
00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:35,761
Even women that are aggressive,
334
00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:37,396
they get to ride with their
hair up,
335
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,531
"Mmm !"
336
00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:41,400
They get to go for a ride.
337
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,369
But guys just climb on and--
338
00:18:43,437 --> 00:18:44,503
We just--
339
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:45,604
"Uhh."
340
00:18:45,672 --> 00:18:48,207
We have to be gross.
341
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:49,809
"Gotta prosecute the pussy."
342
00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:54,080
That's the kind of idiot
you have to be to be a man.
343
00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:56,316
Get on the dick train, bitches!
344
00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:57,884
That's how dumb you have to be.
345
00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:05,525
Here you go, guys.
Thanks, Lou. Thank you.
346
00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:07,060
Do you still work with Jim Norton?
347
00:19:07,127 --> 00:19:08,561
It was good to meet you,
take care of yourself.
348
00:19:11,231 --> 00:19:12,264
Are you, you a Gator?
349
00:19:12,332 --> 00:19:13,465
Oh, hell no.
350
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,567
I'm a Georgia Bulldog.
351
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:17,636
What's your name, man?
Ryan.
352
00:19:19,906 --> 00:19:21,573
That was so good!
353
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:25,010
That was awesome!
354
00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:26,044
You are really good.
355
00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:27,279
Hey, what's your name?
Ryan.
356
00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:28,447
Hey, Ryan, how's it going?
Good, sir.
357
00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:29,581
Sign that for you?
358
00:19:29,649 --> 00:19:31,483
Oh, you got a--
That's Kenny's.
359
00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:35,020
We sure appreciate
y'all being here.
360
00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:36,688
Thanks for letting us come.
361
00:19:38,158 --> 00:19:39,926
I never knew
a cheerleader--
362
00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:41,761
I never knew a cheerleader,
like, personally.
363
00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:43,429
I mean, I-- There were
girls in my high school
364
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:46,033
who were cheerleaders that I knew
365
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,601
who they were,
but they never--
366
00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,569
I never...
367
00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:51,371
It's cool, though,
it's like you're--
368
00:19:51,439 --> 00:19:53,473
Like an artist, you know, right?
369
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,209
'Cause you dance and...
370
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,878
Did you go to--
did you study dance or...
371
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,547
Y'all are kind of disgusting,
the things you say on stage.
372
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,288
Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
373
00:20:09,356 --> 00:20:12,358
Why can't you say Christian
things and be funny?
374
00:20:12,426 --> 00:20:15,462
Christian things?
375
00:20:15,529 --> 00:20:19,232
What kind of-- what kind of
Christian things are funny?
376
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:29,077
How old are you?
19.
377
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,645
You wanna see something?
378
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:31,880
Ew, what?
379
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:46,860
Oh, my gosh!
380
00:20:46,928 --> 00:20:49,263
That is so cute!
381
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,931
Can I hold him?
No, no, no.
382
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,233
Maybe later.
383
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,668
Why do you have that?
384
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:55,604
Well, my daughter
put it in my bag.
385
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,839
She said it's to keep me safe.
386
00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:59,908
That is adorable.
387
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,710
Well, it's not gonna
help against an RPG,
388
00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:03,612
but it's a pretty bad-ass
duckling.
389
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:06,982
See?
390
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,817
You're being Christian and funny.
391
00:21:15,425 --> 00:21:17,426
Would you ever date a guy my age?
392
00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:19,762
Why?
Would you ever date a 19-year-old?
393
00:21:19,829 --> 00:21:21,096
Sure.
394
00:21:21,164 --> 00:21:22,464
Would you really?
395
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,635
Yeah.
396
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:27,869
That's disgusting.
397
00:22:58,708 --> 00:22:59,775
No, I got it over here.
398
00:24:11,108 --> 00:24:13,343
What's up, fellas?
399
00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,712
How's it going?
400
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:17,981
Welcome to Camp Timothy, sir.
Thanks, good to be here.
401
00:24:18,049 --> 00:24:19,717
Where are we?
Camp Timothy, sir.
402
00:24:19,784 --> 00:24:20,684
Who's Timothy?
403
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,021
Incoming rocket fire, take cover!
404
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,288
Incoming!
405
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,367
They can't hit shit, don't worry.
406
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,136
Come on, let's go to work.
407
00:24:39,203 --> 00:24:40,470
That's funny?
408
00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:46,409
How you doing?
409
00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:48,945
Camp Timothy, sir.
Thank you very much.
410
00:24:49,013 --> 00:24:50,246
How you doing?
411
00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:51,481
Excellent, sir, how you doing?
412
00:24:51,549 --> 00:24:53,150
You guys live here?
413
00:24:53,217 --> 00:24:54,985
Unfortunately.
414
00:24:55,052 --> 00:24:56,052
Yeah.
415
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,587
How long you been here for?
416
00:24:57,655 --> 00:24:59,556
Uh, well, we built this FOB
about a year ago
417
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,992
and we've been here ever since.
418
00:25:02,059 --> 00:25:04,127
You got cable?
419
00:25:04,195 --> 00:25:06,062
Not out here, sir.
420
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,864
Sir, this is our company
commander, Major Burroughs.
421
00:25:07,932 --> 00:25:09,299
Hello, sir.
422
00:25:12,269 --> 00:25:13,870
Afghani Nationals.
423
00:25:13,938 --> 00:25:15,305
We're training 'em.
424
00:25:17,107 --> 00:25:18,608
Hey, guys, how's it going?
425
00:25:20,678 --> 00:25:21,677
Hi.
426
00:25:24,715 --> 00:25:25,782
Incoming!
427
00:25:25,850 --> 00:25:26,916
Incoming!
428
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,020
All right.
429
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:34,426
Hey, guys, let's
square this place away.
430
00:25:36,595 --> 00:25:38,063
We're gonna...
431
00:25:38,131 --> 00:25:39,298
we're gonna do a show in here?
432
00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:40,999
Yeah.
433
00:25:41,067 --> 00:25:42,534
Dude.
434
00:25:44,104 --> 00:25:45,671
It's all right,
you just tell your jokes,
435
00:25:45,739 --> 00:25:47,006
I'll sing a song, it'll be cool.
436
00:25:47,073 --> 00:25:48,107
They're gonna love you.
437
00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:58,817
Hey, fellas.
438
00:25:58,885 --> 00:26:02,422
Thanks for being here,
not that you have a choice.
439
00:26:02,489 --> 00:26:04,958
But my name's Louie C.K.,
I'm a comedian.
440
00:26:05,025 --> 00:26:06,126
Never d heard of you.
441
00:26:06,194 --> 00:26:08,195
I never heard of
you either, dickface.
442
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:10,398
Listen, I'm not afraid of
you guys,
443
00:26:10,465 --> 00:26:12,700
you got guns,
you're only 21, though,
444
00:26:12,768 --> 00:26:13,701
I'm 43.
445
00:26:13,769 --> 00:26:15,603
I got a lot of years on you,
446
00:26:15,671 --> 00:26:17,905
so we're gonna have a good time.
447
00:26:17,973 --> 00:26:19,440
I'm gonna tell you a few jokes,
try to make you laugh,
448
00:26:19,508 --> 00:26:21,976
but first a little music.
449
00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:25,345
This is a young man who is one
of your own, first of all,
450
00:26:25,413 --> 00:26:28,281
he's an Army Ranger and he's
a country-western singer.
451
00:26:28,349 --> 00:26:29,883
I'm not sure which one's worse,
452
00:26:29,951 --> 00:26:31,684
but let's find out
what he can do.
453
00:26:31,752 --> 00:26:33,753
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
a nice welcome for Kenny Thomas.
454
00:26:33,821 --> 00:26:34,821
Give him a hand.
455
00:26:40,126 --> 00:26:41,861
Hey, how y'all doing?
Hey.
456
00:26:41,928 --> 00:26:43,696
Thanks for coming out of your
holes in the ground
457
00:26:43,764 --> 00:26:45,465
and spending some time with us.
458
00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:47,401
We appreciate you spending
the day with us.
459
00:26:47,469 --> 00:26:48,669
We appreciate ya.
460
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:49,770
I wanna do a song for you.
461
00:26:51,706 --> 00:26:54,575
It's from my father's generation.
462
00:26:54,642 --> 00:26:55,943
Now, I don't know
how many of you guys
463
00:26:56,011 --> 00:26:58,045
have been up to the Vietnam Wall
in Washington, DC.
464
00:26:58,113 --> 00:26:59,681
But when one of
our service members
465
00:26:59,749 --> 00:27:02,650
was listing as a POW...
466
00:27:02,718 --> 00:27:04,052
or missing in action,
467
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,956
what they would do is
put a cross by their name.
468
00:27:08,023 --> 00:27:10,058
And in the event that that man
was to make it back alive
469
00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:11,326
and accounted for,
470
00:27:11,393 --> 00:27:13,528
they'd put a circle
around the cross
471
00:27:13,595 --> 00:27:16,865
and that would
signify the circle of life.
472
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:19,300
And you can look all you want,
but to this day,
473
00:27:19,368 --> 00:27:21,103
there's still no circles
474
00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:22,837
inscribed on the Vietnam Wall.
475
00:27:24,974 --> 00:27:27,475
♪ Now Daddy got the call
sometime ♪
476
00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:30,845
♪ In the summer of '69 ♪
477
00:27:30,912 --> 00:27:32,680
♪ Did his tour in the war ♪
478
00:27:32,748 --> 00:27:34,782
♪ But the home
he was fighting for ♪
479
00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:37,619
♪ Wasn't what he left behind ♪
480
00:27:37,686 --> 00:27:41,389
♪ I was there that day
when the telegram came ♪
481
00:27:41,457 --> 00:27:44,259
♪ And Mama fell to her knees ♪
482
00:27:44,327 --> 00:27:46,161
♪ He was a mighty good man ♪
483
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:50,733
♪ But he fell into the hands of
the North Vietnamese ♪
484
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:57,607
♪ Another folded
stars and stripes ♪
485
00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:04,247
♪ Another man who gave his life ♪
486
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,987
♪ Husbands
fathers brothers sons ♪
487
00:28:11,055 --> 00:28:14,757
♪ Will never be forgotten
I know ♪
488
00:28:14,825 --> 00:28:19,295
♪ And when you
find what once was lost ♪
489
00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:21,698
♪ We'll put a circle
on the cross ♪
490
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,643
♪ Two years my mama held on ♪
491
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,713
♪ Said I'm trying to
do the best I can ♪
492
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:36,682
♪ Yeah but the army
wasn't paying ♪
493
00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,317
♪ And she had a boy to raise ♪
494
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,019
♪ So she found herself
another man ♪
495
00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:43,255
♪ And I was there that day ♪
496
00:28:43,323 --> 00:28:45,024
♪ When the "Taps" was played ♪
497
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:48,160
♪ And they buried
his name in the ground ♪
498
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:49,995
♪ Well the preacher
was still talking ♪
499
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,664
♪ As my mama started walking ♪
500
00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,299
♪ And she ain't never
turned around ♪
501
00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:56,335
♪ Yeah ♪
502
00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:59,504
♪ Another folded stars
and stripes ♪
503
00:29:01,475 --> 00:29:05,311
♪ We'll put
a circle on the cross ♪
504
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:07,447
♪ Yeah ♪
505
00:29:22,131 --> 00:29:23,097
Thanks, you guys, appreciate it.
506
00:29:24,366 --> 00:29:25,734
God bless you guys,
and we mean it.
507
00:29:25,801 --> 00:29:27,369
Take care of each other and come
on home safe, all right?
508
00:29:27,436 --> 00:29:29,404
All right, I want
to introduce a guy,
509
00:29:29,471 --> 00:29:30,672
he's a very funny man
510
00:29:30,739 --> 00:29:32,374
and he came a long way
to make you ugh,
511
00:29:32,441 --> 00:29:35,043
so, you know, make him
feel good about himself.
512
00:29:35,111 --> 00:29:36,711
Please give it up for Louie?
513
00:29:38,314 --> 00:29:39,814
All right.
514
00:29:39,882 --> 00:29:42,150
Thank you, Kenny, for depressing
the shit out of everybody
515
00:29:42,218 --> 00:29:44,719
and now I gotta
try to make 'em laugh.
516
00:29:44,787 --> 00:29:45,854
Uh...
517
00:29:45,921 --> 00:29:47,455
Well, I live in New York City.
518
00:29:47,523 --> 00:29:48,857
Anybody here from New York,
New Yorkers?
519
00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:50,058
New York?
520
00:29:50,126 --> 00:29:50,959
What kind--
what part of New York?
521
00:29:51,026 --> 00:29:52,294
Buffalo.
522
00:29:52,361 --> 00:29:54,362
Buffalo, that's not New York.
523
00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:56,431
Dude, don't mess with Buffalo.
524
00:29:56,499 --> 00:29:58,133
Hey, man, it's okay.
525
00:29:58,201 --> 00:29:59,468
I understand how Buffalo's--
526
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,403
That's home.
527
00:30:01,471 --> 00:30:03,472
I don't wanna mess with
your home.
528
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,274
But seriously,
Buffalo sucks shit.
529
00:30:06,643 --> 00:30:07,876
I mean, come on, man.
530
00:30:07,944 --> 00:30:09,412
You gotta have some
courage to live here,
531
00:30:09,479 --> 00:30:12,081
but you gotta have more courage
to live in Buffalo.
532
00:30:12,149 --> 00:30:14,383
I think if I woke up
at a bus stop in Buffalo,
533
00:30:14,451 --> 00:30:15,384
I would kill myself.
534
00:30:17,754 --> 00:30:19,622
The only thing
worse than being in Buffalo
535
00:30:19,689 --> 00:30:21,190
is being in a hotel room
536
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:23,059
trying to find how far you can
get your finger
537
00:30:23,127 --> 00:30:24,627
into your own asshole.
538
00:30:24,695 --> 00:30:29,566
That's actually more fun than
being in shit, horrible--
539
00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:31,167
Do you know that
there was a president
540
00:30:31,235 --> 00:30:32,735
who was shot in downtown Buffalo
541
00:30:32,803 --> 00:30:34,003
and his last words were,
542
00:30:34,071 --> 00:30:35,371
"Thank God I can get
the ( bleep ) out of
543
00:30:35,439 --> 00:30:37,273
this shitty town."
544
00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:38,975
Uh...
545
00:30:46,683 --> 00:30:48,017
Hi, how are you?
546
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,118
Shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh...
547
00:31:11,185 --> 00:31:13,821
Shush, shush.
548
00:31:13,889 --> 00:31:14,888
Can I see it?
Hey.
549
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,323
Yeah, come over.
550
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,527
So cute.
551
00:31:19,595 --> 00:31:20,394
How old is your daughter?
552
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:21,763
She's five.
553
00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,531
And I got
a nine-year-old.
554
00:31:23,599 --> 00:31:24,800
Aww.
555
00:31:26,669 --> 00:31:28,470
Pour water for this thing.
556
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:35,477
You're a good dad.
557
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:36,812
Thank you.
558
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,555
In actual Detroit, inside--
Detroit.
559
00:31:47,622 --> 00:31:49,623
Detroit.
Right in the actual...
560
00:31:49,691 --> 00:31:51,158
Hey, guys...
561
00:31:51,226 --> 00:31:53,260
Every time, what, what?
562
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,129
Football, one more,
one more short game--
563
00:31:55,197 --> 00:31:57,198
No, you beat us
every single time.
564
00:31:57,265 --> 00:31:58,733
It's not fair.
Every time.
565
00:31:58,801 --> 00:32:00,168
Football.
566
00:32:00,235 --> 00:32:01,202
No, no, no, no, no...
Yeah, yeah.
567
00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:02,404
Football.
568
00:32:02,471 --> 00:32:03,572
That's a football.
569
00:32:03,639 --> 00:32:04,639
Football.
570
00:32:04,707 --> 00:32:05,874
You're ball.
Our ball?
571
00:32:05,942 --> 00:32:06,942
Oh, sweet.
572
00:32:07,077 --> 00:32:08,945
I give you free kick.
573
00:32:15,985 --> 00:32:17,786
Get it around!
574
00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:19,521
See, I told you.
575
00:33:50,114 --> 00:33:52,048
Gets to you, doesn't it?
576
00:33:52,116 --> 00:33:54,117
Freaking kids, man.
577
00:33:54,184 --> 00:33:55,485
Yeah.
578
00:33:58,656 --> 00:34:00,556
Still scared?
579
00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:01,724
No.
580
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:03,559
That's right, man.
581
00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,328
'Til something bigger
comes along.
582
00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:38,958
Oh!
583
00:34:39,026 --> 00:34:39,726
What?
584
00:34:42,930 --> 00:34:43,997
Ahh!
585
00:34:44,065 --> 00:34:44,931
Ahh!
586
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,633
Knock it...
587
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,834
No!
588
00:34:47,902 --> 00:34:48,868
No!
589
00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:50,437
Prepare to land!
590
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:53,073
Whoo!
591
00:34:53,141 --> 00:34:54,441
This is fun!
592
00:34:55,977 --> 00:34:57,845
We're going down!
What?
593
00:34:57,913 --> 00:35:00,582
We're landing!
594
00:35:00,649 --> 00:35:02,817
That's not good!
Not--
595
00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:05,354
Jesus...
596
00:35:05,422 --> 00:35:06,689
Oh!
597
00:35:09,827 --> 00:35:11,360
What's happening?
598
00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:33,049
Woo!
599
00:35:33,117 --> 00:35:34,417
Good job, guys.
600
00:35:37,121 --> 00:35:38,154
Can somebody please tell me
601
00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:39,809
what is actually happening
right now?
602
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,358
We had a mechanical problem.
603
00:35:42,426 --> 00:35:44,927
Well, so what--
what now happens?
604
00:35:44,995 --> 00:35:46,695
Hopefully someone
comes and gets us.
605
00:35:46,763 --> 00:35:49,064
Hopefully nothing happens
to go down.
606
00:35:49,132 --> 00:35:49,956
Oh...
607
00:35:50,076 --> 00:35:52,969
They'll be here in about
30 minutes so just sit tight.
608
00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:58,275
Sit tight.
609
00:35:58,342 --> 00:36:00,076
Okay, I'm sitting tight.
610
00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:06,117
I'm taking a leak.
611
00:36:06,184 --> 00:36:07,785
I already did that.
612
00:36:07,853 --> 00:36:08,919
Ew.
613
00:36:24,738 --> 00:36:28,341
I'm very-- I'm very
sensitive to the sun.
614
00:36:28,408 --> 00:36:29,742
I get burned.
615
00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:31,344
I'm sensitive.
616
00:36:33,847 --> 00:36:34,814
Oh.
617
00:36:34,882 --> 00:36:36,215
Uh-oh.
618
00:36:36,283 --> 00:36:37,417
Hey, Sergeant Major.
619
00:36:41,455 --> 00:36:43,590
Everyone just be calm.
620
00:36:43,657 --> 00:36:46,225
Hey.
621
00:36:46,293 --> 00:36:48,161
Is that worry--
"worryable"?
622
00:36:48,228 --> 00:36:50,496
Don't know yet.
623
00:36:50,564 --> 00:36:52,298
Dude, they got guns.
624
00:36:52,366 --> 00:36:53,566
Yeah.
625
00:36:53,634 --> 00:36:54,801
A lot of people have guns here.
626
00:36:54,868 --> 00:36:56,235
They might just be hunting, man.
627
00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:06,645
Put your weapons down!
628
00:37:13,885 --> 00:37:15,352
It's okay, it's okay!
629
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:17,121
Drop your weapons, put 'em down!
630
00:37:58,632 --> 00:37:59,999
Salam alaikum, salam alaikum.
631
00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:00,900
Salam alaikum.
632
00:38:00,968 --> 00:38:02,402
Salam...
633
00:38:02,469 --> 00:38:05,838
Salam alaikum, salam alaikum,
salam alaikum, salam alaikum...
634
00:38:08,975 --> 00:38:10,275
Salam alaikum.
635
00:38:32,165 --> 00:38:33,365
Uh, "duckie."
636
00:38:33,433 --> 00:38:34,333
Duckie, duckie!
637
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,267
Duckie.
638
00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:38,170
Duckie, duckie.
639
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,307
Duckie.
640
00:38:41,374 --> 00:38:43,209
Duckie, duckie, duckie...
641
00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:46,747
It's my daughter's.
Daughter?
642
00:38:46,814 --> 00:38:48,282
Jane, my daughter.
643
00:38:55,435 --> 00:38:58,336
♪ Here goes ♪
644
00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:02,541
♪ Another sad song about
a trip gone wrong ♪
645
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,592
♪ Down to Mexico ♪
646
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,702
♪ Mariachi band
and a girl with a tan ♪
647
00:39:09,770 --> 00:39:11,504
♪ Man and how it all happened ♪
648
00:39:11,572 --> 00:39:13,673
♪ Hell I don't know ♪
649
00:39:13,741 --> 00:39:17,110
♪ 'Cause no hablo español ♪
650
00:39:17,178 --> 00:39:19,045
♪ Another sad, sad song ♪
651
00:39:19,113 --> 00:39:23,284
♪ About a trip gone wrong
in Afghanistan ♪
652
00:39:23,352 --> 00:39:25,153
Yee-ha!
653
00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:26,588
Yee-ha!
654
00:39:28,224 --> 00:39:29,658
Hey, time to go.
655
00:40:50,626 --> 00:41:00,950
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655
00:41:01,305 --> 00:41:07,779
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