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Previously on Lucifer...

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So, we're still good to be roomies, right?

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What are you talking about, roomies?

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We shook on it.

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You shall remain right here,

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on Earth, amongst the creatures

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you so despise.

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Existing in this punishment

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allows me to be closer to my family.

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You made a deal to return Mom to Hell.

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In exchange, Chloe's life was spared.

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You still haven't delivered

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on your end of the bargain.

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If you're so concerned,

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why don't you just fly Mum back to Hell?

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Because I can't!

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What if Dad decides to...

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take back his side of the deal?

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Son of a biscuit!

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Dylan!

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Dylan...

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How many times have I told you

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to pick up that stupid skateboard!

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I am not your maid!

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God, why the hell is
your panties in a bunch?

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Don't you talk to me like that!
You are grounded, young man!

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- I'm going camping with Tyler!
- No, you're not.

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Go to your room! Grounded!

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Don't waste food!

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- Get out of here!
- You're ruining my life!

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No, no. Not through there,

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the dog's in there!

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It was a random car crash.

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- Are you certain?
- Yes.

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But you didn't see anything
strange or out of the ordinary?

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Like I told you at the hospital

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and several times before that, no.

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What's going on with you?

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Well, there's a miniscule,

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albeit highly unlikely,
chance that your car accident

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was a result of my father
trying to send me a message.

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Lucifer, it was a freak accident.

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A dog ran into the middle of the road.

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You had nothing to do with it.

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Right. Okay.

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Well, you're about to be in
another disastrous wreck

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that is avoidable.

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- What?
- Living with Maze.

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Potential for sexy pillow
fights notwithstanding,

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you and Maze are like
snow pants and elephants.

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- You don't mix.
- Maze and I

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have become friends.

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Sort of.

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And I think it's gonna be fine.

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Oh, really?

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- With a short adjustment period.
- Mm.

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Yeah. What is that?

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Decker.

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Yeah, what's the address?

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Hi, Lucifer.

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Ah, um, toys.

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- In there. Go.
- Yes.

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- Thank you.
- Can you read this

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to me, Mommy?

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No, Monkey.

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I just got a new case.
You have to get to school.

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And besides, that's your bedtime story.

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I'll read that to you tonight.

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No, read it to me now!

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This... best birth control in the world.

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Come here.

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What's going on, kiddo?

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Landa says your job's really dangerous.

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That cops get hurt all the time.

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I don't want you to get hurt.

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Oh, baby.

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The car accident was just that...

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an accident.

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And Mommy's job can be dangerous,
but I'm really careful, okay?

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I'm not gonna get hurt.

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I love you, Mom.

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Oh, I love you so much.

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I love you.

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Oh, no, actually, this
is better birth control.

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Hey, Ella.

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Hey.

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All right, any I.D. on the victim?

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Uh, yep.

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- His name is...
- It's Wesley Cabot!

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What? How do you know that?

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How do I know th...

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Star of the Body Bags movies.

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Eighth-degree black belt.

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Absolute icon in the action genre.

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I adore his work.

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It's just a bunch of people
pretending to punch each other.

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It's much more than that, Detective.

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It's a chance to escape
your reality for a moment.

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Some people need that.

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Also, ninjas and tons of nudity
in the first three, so...

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- He had a drug problem, right?
- Well, only if you consider

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ingesting millions of dollars'
worth of cocaine a problem.

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I call it a Tuesday.

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But, apparently, it's frowned upon.

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Yeah, so no studios
would hire him anymore.

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Hmm.

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No wonder he resorted to
teaching karate in Hollywood.

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Yeah.

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Looks like he was living here.

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And I thought I fell a long way.

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Okay, so body temp's cooled five degrees.

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That pegs time of death around 7:00 a.m.

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Doesn't look like there's
any money missing.

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No forced entry.

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It's not a robbery.

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What's the cause of death?

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Dude was hit with a...

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"nunchuck statue"?

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That's a first for me.

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"The Golden Nunchuck Award for
Best Fight Sequence, 1998."

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So, you think the award came from the box?

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Yep. It's got all of
Wesley's Body Bags 4 swag.

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Memorabilia, contracts.
Once I get all this

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back to the precinct,
I'll see what I can find.

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For the Insta.

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No!

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- No?
- Nope.

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- Not cool.
- Uh...

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Oh, hold on.

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I know who the killer must be.

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Who?

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The dreaded ninja Ozaki, from
Body Bags 6: Tokyo Fire.

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I mean, who else would get
the jump on Wesley Cabot?

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I will avenge you.

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Who found the body?

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A kid.

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Said he saw a Hummer driving away.

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- Here you go.
- Hmm?

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I'll see if he saw a plate.

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Hey, Lucifer.

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Yes?

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- So I was wondering...
- Okay,

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all right, but, uh, we'll
need to be discreet about it,

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'cause the detective hates it

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when I mix business with pleasure.

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The, uh, bed in there
looks a little skanky,

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but I'm up for it if you are.

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Uh, wow.

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Okay. Yeah.

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- Okay.
- I mean, no!

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- Oh.
- I was just wondering,

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why do you like this
Wesley Cabot guy so much?

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Well, he rips men's hearts out,

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wipes out entire villages,

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never says thank you,

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and he's applauded for it.

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Oh, him... as opposed to you.

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That's right, because you're the

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son of God.

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Exactly.

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- Yes.
- I get it.

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I mean, Stanislavksy would
be very proud of you.

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Okay, for the last time,
I am not a method actor.

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So method of you to say.

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Damn, you are good.

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Hey, can you cry on cue?

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Sorry, excuse me.

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Hello, brother.

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Ah.

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Uriel!

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I thought it was you.

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Welcome to Earth.

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Clearly, I got the fashion
sense in the family.

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Word of advice: I'd lose the trench coat,

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'cause as it stands,

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it's less cool, brooding angel,

178
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more sort of "pedophile chic."

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One joke down. One to go.

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Why can't you take anything
seriously, Lucifer?

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What do they say?

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Laugh like no one's listening?

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Dance like you're standing on the corpses

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of your enemies?

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And there's the other.

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Predictable as ever.

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What do you want, Uriel?

188
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I came to you tell you

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that you have 24 hours.

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I'll bite. 24 hours or what?

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Either return here with Mom,

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or I'll finish what I started
with your detective.

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The car accident.

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You made a deal with Dad.

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Time to pay up. So...

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bring Mom to me,

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or I'll take back what Dad gave you.

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# Lucifer 2x05 #
Weaponizer
Original Air Date on October 24, 2016

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Uriel is here?

200
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Pleasant aroma and all.

201
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And he's after Chloe?

202
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No.

203
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He's after Chloe

204
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or that classy bitch you call "Mom."

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You made a deal with Daddy.

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Time to pay up.

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Uriel can come after

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celestial beings like us, yes,

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but angels aren't allowed to kill humans.

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- Chloe should be safe.
- Yes,

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but remember, dear brother,

212
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that Uriel can play with patterns.

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He makes a butterfly flap its wings

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and a housewife gets chlamydia.

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Or Chloe gets into a seemingly
accidental car wreck.

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Correct, for ten points.

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Well, too bad there isn't an easy way

218
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to make this all go away.

219
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Oh, wait, there is.

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Send your mom back to Hell.

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A solution

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which you

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will, no doubt, avoid.

224
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Well, worry not, my
little sex thug, because

225
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Uriel won't be a problem.

226
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We have a nuclear weapon.

227
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What's that?

228
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You.

229
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Well, Uriel doesn't know that

230
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we're working together on this.

231
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We all know he won't listen to me.

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But he will if it's someone
from the home team.

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So, you will go and convince him

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that he needs to go back.

235
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Or, you know, just punch
him in his smug face.

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Dealer's choice.

237
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God, it's nice

238
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having a super powerful angel
on your side, isn't it?

239
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Good luck with that.

240
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Huh.

241
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Saved your life.

242
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Maybe. You never know.

243
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What are you talking about?

244
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Well, it appears

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that I was correct this morning.

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You are being targeted by cosmic forces.

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But fear not,

248
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it's all being dealt with.

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And I'm here.

250
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Now...

251
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what is with everyone

252
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and this car accident? I'm fine.

253
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No, I'm afraid that you're not.

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And so, for the next day or so,

255
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I'm gonna need you to be unpredictable.

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Whatever you'd normally
do, just, you know...

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ah, ah... do the opposite.

258
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Too bad.

259
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I was totally gonna have
sex with you today.

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Really?

261
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Oh. Well played, Detective.

262
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Yes, but until the threat has passed,

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just to be safe,

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I won't be leaving your side.

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So just think of me

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as your Guardian Devil.

267
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Okay.

268
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Guys, Wesley Cabot's dead.

269
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I can't believe it.

270
00:10:06,824 --> 00:10:08,290
Oh, God. Not you, too.

271
00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:10,576
Oh, man. Body Bags 1 through 6.

272
00:10:10,628 --> 00:10:12,411
First in line. I mean, I even skipped out

273
00:10:12,497 --> 00:10:14,713
on some of our wedding planning
to see Body Bags 6. Remember?

274
00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:16,132
That was the big emergency?

275
00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:18,083
It was totally worth it.
It was a great movie.

276
00:10:18,136 --> 00:10:19,752
Yes, it was. Better catch
phrase, wasn't it?

277
00:10:19,804 --> 00:10:21,086
"Not on my watch."

278
00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,506
Maybe I should get a catch phrase.

279
00:10:23,591 --> 00:10:25,424
You don't need a catch phrase. And you.

280
00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:27,426
Do you have anything constructive to add?

281
00:10:27,478 --> 00:10:30,095
Uh, yep. Yep, I do.

282
00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:32,765
The boy who, uh, found the body

283
00:10:32,817 --> 00:10:35,267
remembered the first three plate
numbers of the getaway car.

284
00:10:35,353 --> 00:10:36,735
13 matches.

285
00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:38,154
13. That's a lot of legwork.

286
00:10:38,239 --> 00:10:39,772
Jamie Lee Adrienne.

287
00:10:39,857 --> 00:10:41,407
The, uh, the Playmate?

288
00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:42,575
- The ex-party girl?
- Yeah.

289
00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:44,026
What does she have to
do with Wesley Cabot?

290
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,278
She's his ex-wife. They met
on the set of Body Bags 4.

291
00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,080
Apparently, Jamie and
Wesley's divorce proceedings

292
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,582
were very contentious.

293
00:10:49,617 --> 00:10:51,951
Maybe she went to "renegotiate."

294
00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:55,087
By "renegotiate", I mean kill him.

295
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,956
- Yeah.
- Uh...

296
00:10:58,342 --> 00:10:59,341
Yeah.

297
00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:04,013
I can't believe Wesley's really gone.

298
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,965
When was the last time you saw Mr. Cabot?

299
00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:09,185
Um... a few weeks ago.

300
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,186
Maybe.

301
00:11:10,271 --> 00:11:11,554
Interesting.

302
00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:14,356
Then can you explain why a
witness said that they saw you

303
00:11:14,442 --> 00:11:16,642
speeding away from Wesley's
dojo this morning?

304
00:11:16,694 --> 00:11:20,196
Welcome to Devil Time.

305
00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,814
- What are you doing?
- Trying out my new catch phrase.

306
00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:23,065
"Welcome to Devil Time"?

307
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,483
- What the hell does that mean?
- She knows what it means.

308
00:11:24,569 --> 00:11:25,868
I have no idea what that means.

309
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,370
- Oh.
- Okay, yeah. I...

310
00:11:28,456 --> 00:11:30,039
I was at the dojo this morning.

311
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,991
But it's not what you think.

312
00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:34,326
I went because of this...

313
00:11:34,412 --> 00:11:35,711
My life is destroyed.

314
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,379
And it all started with Body Bags 4.

315
00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:38,631
Call me back.

316
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,250
What "started with Body Bags 4"?

317
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:42,501
I have no idea.

318
00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:44,303
That's why I went to go see see Wesley.

319
00:11:44,338 --> 00:11:47,006
But he was already dead and...

320
00:11:47,058 --> 00:11:49,341
I panicked and then I ran...

321
00:11:49,393 --> 00:11:50,676
But I swear

322
00:11:50,728 --> 00:11:52,061
I would've never hurt Wesley.

323
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,347
Even though we were divorced,
I really cared about him.

324
00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:57,182
Where were you at 7:00 a.m.
this morning?

325
00:11:57,235 --> 00:11:58,851
With Raphael.

326
00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:00,069
My Pilates instructor.

327
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,521
And how does the Weaponizer
feel about all this?

328
00:12:02,607 --> 00:12:05,107
Who the hell is the Weaponizer?

329
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,076
He's a character played by Kimo Van Zandt,

330
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,611
Wesley's co-star

331
00:12:08,696 --> 00:12:11,163
and her current husband.

332
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,582
So you used to be married
to an action star,

333
00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:15,534
only to divorce him and marry

334
00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:17,419
another action star?

335
00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:19,338
Yeah. It was the '90s.

336
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:20,756
We did a lot of coke.

337
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,374
Well, how did your current husband feel

338
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:23,709
about you visiting your ex?

339
00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:24,760
Oh, that's easy.

340
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,428
Kimo and Wesley hated each other.

341
00:12:26,514 --> 00:12:27,546
Long-standing feud.

342
00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:29,098
God only knows what Kimo would've done

343
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,549
if he knew I went to see him.

344
00:12:30,635 --> 00:12:32,051
Where was Kimo this morning?

345
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:35,471
Uh, at ActionCon in Reno.

346
00:12:35,556 --> 00:12:36,855
Signing autographs.

347
00:12:36,891 --> 00:12:38,357
Where's my money, partner?

348
00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:40,776
I will end you!

349
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,945
Without Body Bags 4, you are nothing, man!

350
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,864
How does Body Bags 4 figure into all this?

351
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,701
Well, Wesley, our victim, uh,

352
00:12:48,736 --> 00:12:50,653
was the hero of the Body Bags franchise.

353
00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:51,787
Ooh, and in Body Bags 4,

354
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,205
newcomer Kimo Van Zandt appeared.

355
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,907
He played this shady CIA operative,

356
00:12:54,992 --> 00:12:56,241
who acted as Wesley's foil

357
00:12:56,294 --> 00:12:57,743
and his eventual ambiguous ally, but...

358
00:12:57,828 --> 00:12:59,712
Then Kimo's character got
spun off into his own,

359
00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:02,464
more successful franchise, The Weaponizer.

360
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,416
Personal fave:
<i>Weaponizer 4: The Last Arsenal</i>.

361
00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:06,552
- So good, right?
- At the end, with the whole...

362
00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:08,470
Okay, I so regret asking you guys this.

363
00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:11,307
Although, you're oddly adorable.

364
00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:13,592
So, it seems like Kimo has always

365
00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:14,727
had it out for Wesley.

366
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:17,262
Stole his wife, stole his film franchise.

367
00:13:17,315 --> 00:13:19,098
So maybe he really did "end"
it for him once and for all.

368
00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:20,316
But Kimo was in Reno.

369
00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:22,184
At ActionCon.

370
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,820
But that convention happens
the last week in August.

371
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,905
- How do you know that?
- My mom used to go to it every year.

372
00:13:26,941 --> 00:13:28,240
- So Jamie's lying.
- Or Kimo's lying to her.

373
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,992
Either way, we gotta find him.

374
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,111
- I'll put out a BOLO.
- Okay.

375
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:35,080
Please, hold on. Um...

376
00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:38,951
Again, I apologize that the
children were late for school.

377
00:13:39,036 --> 00:13:41,337
And, yes, I understand

378
00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:45,090
that pants need to be worn every day, now.

379
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,633
Ooh!

380
00:13:54,685 --> 00:13:56,969
Rough day?

381
00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:58,137
Oh...

382
00:13:58,189 --> 00:14:00,522
Since returning to my
employment, I have found

383
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:03,776
the number of daily tasks to
be almost insurmountable.

384
00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:05,978
But hey...

385
00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:08,313
at least you're not here
to take me back to Hell.

386
00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:15,320
You are here to take me back to Hell?

387
00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:17,373
No, Mom, I'm not. I'm just...

388
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,708
Listen, I was just wondering
if your being here

389
00:14:19,794 --> 00:14:21,994
is just postponing the inevitable.

390
00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:25,664
I mean, at some point...

391
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,550
other siblings will come
down here looking for you.

392
00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:30,502
And I'll convince them to let me stay,

393
00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:32,221
just like I did you and Lucifer.

394
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,840
You were gone for a really long time, Mom.

395
00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:39,511
You might not know your children
as well as you think you do.

396
00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,182
You may be right.

397
00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:46,068
But, at least for now,

398
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,603
I have you and Lucifer.

399
00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:50,355
My brave boys.

400
00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:53,492
So if I'm here on Earth

401
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:55,994
for two more years...

402
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,914
or two hours...

403
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,084
I will take every moment that I can get.

404
00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:19,134
Yeah, the tip said
that we'd find Kimo here.

405
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,886
I guess we have to just sit tight.

406
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,389
Where did that sandwich come from?

407
00:15:24,442 --> 00:15:26,725
The patrol guys give them to
us when we're on stakeouts.

408
00:15:26,777 --> 00:15:27,776
I'm starving.

409
00:15:28,813 --> 00:15:30,529
What the hell?

410
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:33,198
What part of "opposite
day" don't you understand?

411
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:35,567
It was a random car accident.

412
00:15:36,954 --> 00:15:38,403
Well, let's agree... that you're wrong.

413
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:39,738
What is with you?

414
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,990
Why are you suddenly so
concerned for my well-being?

415
00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:47,246
Oh, m...

416
00:15:47,298 --> 00:15:48,247
Kimo Van Zandt.

417
00:15:48,299 --> 00:15:49,965
In the flesh. Here we go.

418
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,552
What the hell?

419
00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:57,089
On the ground, now!

420
00:15:57,141 --> 00:16:00,092
On the ground.

421
00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:01,677
You. Over there.

422
00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:07,432
Dude, no way!

423
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:09,735
The Weaponizer just tried to jump me?

424
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
_

425
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,443
Why did you attack the
guy in the parking lot?

426
00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:21,796
I swear, I wasn't going

427
00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:23,237
- to hurt him.
- Was he a terrorist

428
00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:25,038
about to plant a bomb?

429
00:16:25,074 --> 00:16:27,124
Leader of a murderous cult, perhaps?

430
00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,542
He must be someone really evil

431
00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,377
for the Weaponizer to get involved.

432
00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,246
He's just some guy

433
00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:34,047
in trouble with the Mob.

434
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,632
So they've got his family

435
00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:37,885
and they're forcing him
to kill the president.

436
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,254
No. He's got gambling debts.

437
00:16:40,339 --> 00:16:41,588
H-Hold on.

438
00:16:41,674 --> 00:16:44,141
So you, former A-list, B-list actor,

439
00:16:44,226 --> 00:16:46,143
you're now breaking legs for the Mob?

440
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:48,312
It's to pay the bills.

441
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:50,264
I'm broke.

442
00:16:50,316 --> 00:16:52,766
Oh, come now.

443
00:16:52,818 --> 00:16:54,268
Look at me.

444
00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,770
You're the Weaponizer.

445
00:16:56,856 --> 00:17:00,824
What is it your badass-kicking
self truly desires, hmm?

446
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:04,278
For my wife to be happy.

447
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,997
That's why I've been
willing to take any job.

448
00:17:07,082 --> 00:17:09,116
So she won't find out.

449
00:17:09,201 --> 00:17:12,453
She's my...

450
00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:14,338
lighthouse.

451
00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:17,291
What happened to you, man?

452
00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:18,959
Your lighthouse?

453
00:17:19,044 --> 00:17:20,594
Pathetic.

454
00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:22,262
Was killing Wesley Cabot

455
00:17:22,298 --> 00:17:24,765
another case of leg-breaking
gone awry or what?

456
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,099
No!

457
00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:27,468
I-I'd never hurt Wesley.

458
00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:28,969
- We were friends.
- Huh.

459
00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:30,637
- Could've fooled me.
- We had a public rivalry,

460
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,973
but-but it was just for business.

461
00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:35,476
In reality, we share everything.

462
00:17:35,528 --> 00:17:36,433
The same managers, agents, lawyers...

463
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,372
- Wives?
- I'm not proud

464
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:42,149
of how it went down with
Jamie, but we fell in love.

465
00:17:42,201 --> 00:17:44,284
And Wesley forgave me.

466
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,820
We even kept our friendship
secret from Jamie

467
00:17:46,872 --> 00:17:48,038
so it wouldn't be weird.

468
00:17:48,123 --> 00:17:49,957
Then where were you this
morning at 7:00 a.m.?

469
00:17:49,992 --> 00:17:52,159
We know it wasn't ActionCon. I was

470
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:55,829
signing stuff at a small comic book store.

471
00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:58,799
I lied to Jamie because I
don't want her to know

472
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,050
how bad it's gotten.

473
00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:01,718
Detective.

474
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,720
Yeah.

475
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:06,473
You should look at this.

476
00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,677
Your prints were on the murder weapon.

477
00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:12,396
Kimo Van Zandt, you're under arrest

478
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,231
for the murder of Wesley Cabot.

479
00:18:14,316 --> 00:18:16,850
N-No. No!

480
00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:19,353
No!

481
00:18:23,692 --> 00:18:26,093
I don't think he did it.

482
00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:27,694
Why? 'Cause he's the Weaponizer?

483
00:18:27,746 --> 00:18:29,696
The Weaponizer once bit a man's ear off

484
00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:31,698
for looking at him funny...
this puddle of whine

485
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,667
doesn't have it in him anymore.
He breaks legs

486
00:18:33,702 --> 00:18:35,919
- for the Mob.
- Yes, but he's not a killer.

487
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:38,338
All he cares about is his
well-preserved wife.

488
00:18:38,374 --> 00:18:40,507
Maybe he can get a jury to buy that.
I don't.

489
00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:42,509
And, personally, I'm happy
the judge set his bail

490
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:43,510
at half a million.

491
00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:45,345
Now Dan has time to check his alibi,

492
00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:47,881
and...

493
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:50,384
I thought he was broke.

494
00:18:50,469 --> 00:18:51,768
Oh, I paid his bail.

495
00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:53,720
Even in this woeful, pathetic state,

496
00:18:53,806 --> 00:18:55,722
the Weaponizer does not
spend one minute in jail.

497
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:56,940
"Not on my watch."

498
00:18:57,026 --> 00:18:58,775
See what I did there, with the...

499
00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:00,894
I literally don't know what
to say to you right now.

500
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:02,229
Mr. Morningstar.

501
00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:04,231
- Yes.
- Uh, Ryan Goldburg,

502
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,400
uh, Kimo's business manager.

503
00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:08,735
I wanted to thank you for making his bail.

504
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:11,106
Uh, you know, Kimo sure as
hell couldn't pay it himself.

505
00:19:11,139 --> 00:19:13,957
Oh, it's the least I could do
for a true national treasure.

506
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,159
So, for someone with so
many hit movies under their belt,

507
00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,411
why is he so broke?

508
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:19,913
Exotic cars. Private islands.

509
00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,915
You know what costs more
than an albino tiger?

510
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:24,635
The upkeep on an albino tiger.

511
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,969
He blew through his money.

512
00:19:26,055 --> 00:19:27,004
Didn't listen.

513
00:19:27,089 --> 00:19:28,922
And now there's no more coming in.

514
00:19:29,008 --> 00:19:31,258
- Thanks again.
- Yes.

515
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,926
Such a tragedy.

516
00:19:33,012 --> 00:19:35,145
Well, it's always a tragedy
when someone gets killed.

517
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:36,930
No, I'm talking about his tiger.

518
00:19:37,016 --> 00:19:38,815
I would have bought it if I'd known.

519
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:43,687
Why isn't Dan checking the alibi?

520
00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:45,439
Dan...

521
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,117
I want to talk about Uriel.

522
00:19:57,169 --> 00:19:58,619
Well, what's there to talk about?

523
00:19:58,704 --> 00:20:00,621
Punch, taunt, punch, groin stomp.
Repeat.

524
00:20:00,706 --> 00:20:02,456
Yeah, listen, Luci, I've been thinking,

525
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:05,292
there might be a better way to
handle this without violence.

526
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:06,407
What, like hugging him back to Heaven?

527
00:20:06,432 --> 00:20:08,845
Like hiding Mom. Hiding Chloe.

528
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:09,796
And wait Uriel out.

529
00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:12,299
- What?
- Look, just because he told us his plan

530
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:14,134
doesn't mean that's his plan.

531
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:15,302
It's Uriel.

532
00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:17,804
It could be a trap.

533
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:21,024
Brother, you've been here too long.

534
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,809
It's changed you.

535
00:20:22,895 --> 00:20:26,113
- What do you mean?
- Meaning that ever since

536
00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:28,031
you've been here, you've
had to restrain yourself.

537
00:20:28,117 --> 00:20:31,318
But this is Uriel. You're you.

538
00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:33,870
Amenadiel. Firstborn.

539
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,572
Unleash yourself.

540
00:20:35,658 --> 00:20:37,624
Enjoy it.

541
00:20:40,796 --> 00:20:43,330
Look, you do know that he
was always afraid of you.

542
00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:45,561
- Don't mock me, Lucifer.
- I'm not. It's true.

543
00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:47,369
All right? Growing up, we...

544
00:20:47,836 --> 00:20:50,253
well, we all looked up to you.

545
00:20:50,339 --> 00:20:53,306
You were like our very own action star.

546
00:20:53,342 --> 00:20:55,225
Even you?

547
00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:56,426
Well, don't get me wrong. You were

548
00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:58,178
a major power-hungry dick about it.

549
00:20:58,263 --> 00:21:00,681
But trust me.

550
00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:04,851
Just the sight of you will send
quivers down Uriel's spine.

551
00:21:06,855 --> 00:21:08,488
You're right.

552
00:21:08,524 --> 00:21:10,657
All he needs to see is me

553
00:21:10,693 --> 00:21:12,492
in all of my glory.

554
00:21:12,528 --> 00:21:15,912
And there's that angelic
ego I'm talking about.

555
00:21:15,998 --> 00:21:17,531
Right.

556
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,950
You know what to do.

557
00:21:29,261 --> 00:21:31,261
Uriel.

558
00:21:34,016 --> 00:21:35,515
Amenadiel.

559
00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:38,935
It's good to see you, little brother.

560
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:42,389
You're a welcome sight for sore eyes.

561
00:21:42,441 --> 00:21:44,691
- I am?
- Of course you are.

562
00:21:46,895 --> 00:21:50,063
But, Uri, you must go home.

563
00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:52,365
I really do have everything under control.

564
00:21:52,401 --> 00:21:53,950
Are you sure?

565
00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:57,621
Lucifer's still on Earth.
Now Mom's here, too.

566
00:21:57,706 --> 00:22:00,240
Uh... It almost looks like
you're in over your head.

567
00:22:00,325 --> 00:22:02,626
But don't worry.

568
00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:04,795
I'm here to help.

569
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,581
Yeah.

570
00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:10,584
You really think I need your help?

571
00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:12,085
You.

572
00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:15,138
Pathetic, small Uriel.

573
00:22:15,224 --> 00:22:18,091
Not the eldest son.

574
00:22:18,143 --> 00:22:19,926
Not the young rebel.

575
00:22:19,978 --> 00:22:23,263
But an angel buried somewhere
deep in the middle.

576
00:22:23,348 --> 00:22:25,398
Lost in the crowd

577
00:22:25,434 --> 00:22:26,516
- of your betters.
- That is not...

578
00:22:26,602 --> 00:22:28,985
If God wants something done,

579
00:22:29,071 --> 00:22:32,322
he sends me, Uri.

580
00:22:33,442 --> 00:22:35,942
Me.

581
00:22:35,994 --> 00:22:38,411
Not you.

582
00:22:38,447 --> 00:22:40,530
I am Amenadiel.

583
00:22:40,616 --> 00:22:41,948
The fury

584
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,083
and the righteousness of our father.

585
00:22:43,118 --> 00:22:46,453
And you, little brother,
are standing in my way.

586
00:22:46,505 --> 00:22:49,756
Okay. You're right.

587
00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,792
I'm sorry.

588
00:22:53,095 --> 00:22:55,095
I'll return home.

589
00:22:57,933 --> 00:23:01,518
You know what? Something's bothering me.

590
00:23:03,272 --> 00:23:04,638
I knew it.

591
00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:06,640
"Fury of God"

592
00:23:06,692 --> 00:23:08,308
doesn't usually talk so much.

593
00:23:08,393 --> 00:23:10,026
More a man of action.

594
00:23:10,112 --> 00:23:13,113
Amenadiel, at full strength, I
could never beat this easily.

595
00:23:13,148 --> 00:23:15,031
Something's happened to you.

596
00:23:17,035 --> 00:23:19,152
I saw this coming, you know.

597
00:23:19,238 --> 00:23:20,320
I mean, not this exactly,

598
00:23:20,405 --> 00:23:22,572
because patterns are never that precise,

599
00:23:22,658 --> 00:23:23,824
but your pride

600
00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:26,076
was always gonna be your undoing.

601
00:23:26,161 --> 00:23:27,878
After all, the bigger they are...

602
00:23:27,963 --> 00:23:32,249
Well, I think even you can
guess what comes next.

603
00:23:37,256 --> 00:23:39,756
I'm glad you came instead of Lucifer.

604
00:23:41,476 --> 00:23:43,510
And I've waited so long for this.

605
00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:45,595
Forgive me if I enjoy it.

606
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,500
_

607
00:23:51,048 --> 00:23:53,828
- So did Kimo's alibi check out?
- Uh, yeah.

608
00:23:53,853 --> 00:23:56,054
Yeah. According to the owner
of the comic book store,

609
00:23:56,106 --> 00:23:57,722
Kimo was there all morning,
signing merchandise.

610
00:23:57,807 --> 00:24:00,808
So you had to confiscate all
these toys just to tell me that?

611
00:24:00,894 --> 00:24:03,695
Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's a visual aid.

612
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:04,355
Right.

613
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,254
Look, those dolls, they're
selling like hotcakes.

614
00:24:06,316 --> 00:24:08,066
The owner said that ever
since Body Bags started

615
00:24:08,118 --> 00:24:09,901
streaming on Netflix, he
can't keep them in stock.

616
00:24:09,953 --> 00:24:11,903
And that relates to the murder how?

617
00:24:11,988 --> 00:24:13,538
Well, at the scene,

618
00:24:13,573 --> 00:24:16,574
Wesley was going over all of
his old Body Bags 4 stuff.

619
00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:18,409
Mm-hmm. Including his old contract,

620
00:24:18,495 --> 00:24:19,911
says he's entitled to one percent

621
00:24:19,996 --> 00:24:21,662
of all merchandising revenue.
It's not much.

622
00:24:21,748 --> 00:24:24,389
So I had the studio send over
a copy of their contract.

623
00:24:24,414 --> 00:24:25,800
- Mm-hmm.
- Look at that.

624
00:24:25,885 --> 00:24:27,719
Says Wesley should be getting ten percent.

625
00:24:27,754 --> 00:24:30,254
Yeah. I also took a look at
Kimo Van Zandt's contract.

626
00:24:30,306 --> 00:24:32,090
Same thing happened to him.

627
00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:34,425
Kimo and Wesley shared everything.
Wives, agents...

628
00:24:34,511 --> 00:24:35,560
business managers.

629
00:24:35,595 --> 00:24:37,228
- Ryan Goldburg.
- Ryan Goldburg.

630
00:24:37,263 --> 00:24:39,063
Wesley figured out Ryan's
scam, confronted him,

631
00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:41,065
and then Ryan killed
him to keep him quiet.

632
00:24:41,101 --> 00:24:42,600
Yeah. But how did he get Kimo's prints

633
00:24:42,652 --> 00:24:44,602
on the murder weapon so
that he could frame him?

634
00:24:44,654 --> 00:24:45,603
I'm gonna ask him.

635
00:24:45,655 --> 00:24:46,854
All right. You coming?

636
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,406
No, no. You got this covered.

637
00:24:48,441 --> 00:24:49,991
What? You've been attached to me all day

638
00:24:50,076 --> 00:24:51,993
and now that we may have
figured out who killed Wesley,

639
00:24:52,078 --> 00:24:52,682
you're just leaving?

640
00:24:52,707 --> 00:24:54,519
Yes. Well, by now, the threat
to you should've passed.

641
00:24:54,581 --> 00:24:56,914
But just in case, I've some
family business to attend to.

642
00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:57,915
All right?

643
00:24:57,951 --> 00:24:59,951
Fine. I'll go alone.

644
00:25:02,705 --> 00:25:06,290
It's like, get a room already, right?

645
00:25:06,342 --> 00:25:07,625
What?

646
00:25:08,628 --> 00:25:09,961
Too soon?

647
00:25:10,046 --> 00:25:12,630
Sorry.

648
00:25:12,682 --> 00:25:14,932
So, um... how-how's the...
the case going?

649
00:25:14,968 --> 00:25:16,134
It's fine.

650
00:25:16,219 --> 00:25:18,436
Yeah, it looks like the
money manager did it.

651
00:25:18,471 --> 00:25:20,521
Tried to frame Kimo Van Zandt.

652
00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:21,856
Don't know how yet.

653
00:25:21,941 --> 00:25:24,892
Man, killed by your own weird award.

654
00:25:24,978 --> 00:25:26,778
That's gotta suck.

655
00:25:26,813 --> 00:25:28,780
It was actually...

656
00:25:28,815 --> 00:25:31,149
It was really, really
touching when they got it.

657
00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:34,819
When they got it.

658
00:25:34,904 --> 00:25:36,704
There were two awards.

659
00:25:36,790 --> 00:25:38,539
Thanks. What are you talking about?

660
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:39,740
There were two awards,

661
00:25:39,826 --> 00:25:41,125
because a fight takes two people.

662
00:25:41,161 --> 00:25:42,827
One of the awards was given to Wesley...

663
00:25:42,912 --> 00:25:44,495
- And one to Kimo.
- Someone must've

664
00:25:44,547 --> 00:25:45,746
switched out his award for Wesley's.

665
00:25:45,832 --> 00:25:47,465
That's why Kimo's prints were on it.

666
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,499
Jamie Lee Adrienne was at the dojo.

667
00:25:48,585 --> 00:25:50,168
Maybe she had access to Kimo's award.

668
00:25:50,253 --> 00:25:51,469
Maybe she's working with Ryan.

669
00:25:51,504 --> 00:25:52,637
Okay, you find Jamie,

670
00:25:52,672 --> 00:25:54,055
I'll get the business manager.
His office said

671
00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:56,090
he's having lunch at the Ignacia Hotel.

672
00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:01,395
Ah! Right, let me just make myself comfy

673
00:26:01,481 --> 00:26:03,898
because I cannot wait

674
00:26:03,983 --> 00:26:06,517
to hear how you sent Urinal packing.

675
00:26:06,603 --> 00:26:09,353
And please do not skimp on any

676
00:26:09,439 --> 00:26:11,189
of the gory details.

677
00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:15,860
This would never have happened

678
00:26:15,912 --> 00:26:18,029
if you'd listened to me earlier.

679
00:26:20,533 --> 00:26:23,868
How is this possible, brother?

680
00:26:26,789 --> 00:26:29,207
I no longer have my powers.

681
00:26:29,259 --> 00:26:31,626
Well, what happened to them?
Oh, I don't know, Luci,

682
00:26:31,711 --> 00:26:32,877
pick a sin.

683
00:26:32,962 --> 00:26:35,213
Is it because I released
a damned soul from Hell?

684
00:26:35,265 --> 00:26:38,049
Slept with a demon? Is it
because I'm working with you?

685
00:26:38,134 --> 00:26:39,884
Or because of Mom?

686
00:26:41,638 --> 00:26:45,056
Or am I simply no longer worthy?

687
00:26:47,777 --> 00:26:50,811
It's time that I faced the truth, brother.

688
00:26:52,866 --> 00:26:55,566
I've fallen.

689
00:27:00,490 --> 00:27:01,656
Well.

690
00:27:01,741 --> 00:27:03,908
Welcome to the club.
Meetings are on Tuesdays.

691
00:27:03,993 --> 00:27:06,160
It's different for me, Luci.

692
00:27:06,246 --> 00:27:07,662
It's different.

693
00:27:07,747 --> 00:27:10,047
I no longer have my powers.

694
00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,499
My very strength...

695
00:27:11,584 --> 00:27:12,967
Big deal!

696
00:27:13,052 --> 00:27:15,920
It's probably the best thing
that ever happened to you.

697
00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:18,890
But right now I haven't got
time to hold your hand,

698
00:27:18,925 --> 00:27:21,259
because I need to clear up your mess!

699
00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:23,427
- My mess?
- Uriel's still out there.

700
00:27:23,479 --> 00:27:25,012
And the clock is up...

701
00:27:25,098 --> 00:27:27,598
which means the detective
is in grave danger.

702
00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:55,960
Are you serious?

703
00:27:56,045 --> 00:27:59,764
What? You wear the orange vest,
you can do whatever you want?!

704
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,826
- Stop it!
- Why are you barking now?

705
00:28:34,851 --> 00:28:36,100
What is wrong with you?

706
00:28:36,186 --> 00:28:38,390
Oh! I am your mother!

707
00:28:39,945 --> 00:28:43,484
- Sort of.
- Did you make one of them your pet?

708
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:45,182
I figured out the husband,

709
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,683
then it was the job,

710
00:28:46,769 --> 00:28:48,435
now it's the children.

711
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,437
This is supposed to be a time out

712
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:52,940
to teach you a lesson!

713
00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:55,359
I don't think that's how time outs work.

714
00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:01,248
Mommy, I'm sorry.

715
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,954
Maybe you're not so bad after all.

716
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,205
We need to talk.

717
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,270
What?

718
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:25,639
Detective Decker.

719
00:29:25,691 --> 00:29:27,024
What are you doing here?

720
00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:28,892
I could ask you two the same thing.

721
00:29:28,978 --> 00:29:30,727
Uh, we're just having a business meeting.

722
00:29:30,813 --> 00:29:31,895
- Yeah.
- Mm.

723
00:29:31,981 --> 00:29:33,397
You make out with all your clients?

724
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:35,032
What's the occasion? You celebrating

725
00:29:35,117 --> 00:29:38,151
the successful theft of Wesley
and Kimo's merchandising money?

726
00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:40,704
I would never steal from my clients.

727
00:29:40,789 --> 00:29:43,240
Oh, you are clever, Ryan.

728
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:45,325
- What is she talking about, Ryan?
- What I'm talking about

729
00:29:45,411 --> 00:29:46,710
is how Wesley realized

730
00:29:46,795 --> 00:29:49,162
his action figures were
selling like hotcakes,

731
00:29:49,214 --> 00:29:50,831
did some investigating,

732
00:29:50,883 --> 00:29:52,633
and saw that he was getting robbed.

733
00:29:52,668 --> 00:29:54,384
- I think you should go.
- Unfortunately for Wesley,

734
00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:56,753
he shared his concerns
about his business manager

735
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:59,673
with his ex-wife, who happened
to be sleeping with him.

736
00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:01,675
And that voice mail
that you played for us,

737
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,977
that's what started this, and
that's what got him killed.

738
00:30:06,515 --> 00:30:07,648
He did it!

739
00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:08,732
He's the one

740
00:30:08,817 --> 00:30:10,183
- who killed Wesley!
- What?!

741
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:11,518
No, it was her idea!

742
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,403
It was her idea to switch
out the Nunchuck Award,

743
00:30:13,489 --> 00:30:14,404
cover it in blood...

744
00:30:14,490 --> 00:30:15,238
Don't shoot!

745
00:30:15,324 --> 00:30:17,107
You stole from me,

746
00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:18,241
killed Wesley,

747
00:30:18,327 --> 00:30:20,994
then you tried to frame me for it?!

748
00:30:21,030 --> 00:30:23,747
- Kimo...
- I cared about both of you!

749
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:25,666
No, please!

750
00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:26,833
Kimo...

751
00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:28,502
put the gun down. Please.

752
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,420
They murdered Wesley.

753
00:30:30,506 --> 00:30:33,256
And they will pay for that, I promise you.

754
00:30:33,342 --> 00:30:36,460
But don't let them ruin your
life, too, Kimo. Please.

755
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:37,711
My life is already ruined.

756
00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:38,962
Get out of the way.

757
00:30:39,048 --> 00:30:40,013
No. I'll shoot you!

758
00:30:40,049 --> 00:30:41,264
I don't care anymore!

759
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:42,516
Kimo!

760
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:44,718
Lucifer, stay back.

761
00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:45,969
Guys, stand down.

762
00:30:46,055 --> 00:30:47,971
Detective, you don't know
what you're up against.

763
00:30:48,057 --> 00:30:50,223
This was engineered to
put you in harm's way.

764
00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:52,142
You must believe me.

765
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:53,226
Lucifer,

766
00:30:53,312 --> 00:30:56,279
I know exactly what I'm up against.

767
00:30:56,365 --> 00:30:58,065
It's just a man...

768
00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,117
who's in a lot of pain.

769
00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:07,074
Kimo, a couple days ago

770
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:10,077
I was in a really bad car accident.

771
00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:12,496
And I've spent the last few days

772
00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:14,881
trying to convince everybody
that cares about me

773
00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,800
that it wasn't a big deal.

774
00:31:16,885 --> 00:31:18,885
The truth is...

775
00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:21,304
I'm terrified.

776
00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:24,591
I'm scared of how it can all just end...

777
00:31:24,643 --> 00:31:26,093
with no rhyme or reason.

778
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:28,395
And what I want to do right now

779
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,430
is just go home

780
00:31:30,516 --> 00:31:32,649
and read a bedtime story to my daughter.

781
00:31:32,735 --> 00:31:36,770
But... you know... that's
not up to me, either.

782
00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:40,107
We can't control what happens to us,

783
00:31:40,192 --> 00:31:43,610
only how it affects us
and the choices we make.

784
00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:46,747
So, please.

785
00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:50,083
Make the right choice, Kimo.

786
00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:52,119
Please put down the gun.

787
00:32:05,134 --> 00:32:07,717
Thank you.

788
00:32:10,355 --> 00:32:12,389
Well, well done, Detective.

789
00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:14,141
Kimo was about to do a very bad thing.

790
00:32:14,226 --> 00:32:16,276
Oh, well, not on my watch.

791
00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:19,396
Very good.

792
00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:21,314
Let me escort you back to the station.

793
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,234
No... I'm-I'm okay.

794
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,204
You know, I don't believe in fate.

795
00:32:27,289 --> 00:32:29,790
And I don't believe in bad luck.

796
00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:33,960
And I appreciate your
concern, but come what may.

797
00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:36,963
I am leaving here... alone.

798
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:39,549
Very well.

799
00:32:39,635 --> 00:32:43,003
But just... buckle up, Detective, please.

800
00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:46,173
Right. Now, if you'll excuse me.

801
00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:49,559
There's something I need to deal with.

802
00:33:06,912 --> 00:33:07,994
Lucifer.

803
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:10,113
Mum.

804
00:33:10,199 --> 00:33:12,699
I'm letting Uriel take me back to Hell.

805
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:16,536
Well, there's no need
to overreact, Mother.

806
00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:18,421
Let her go.

807
00:33:18,507 --> 00:33:20,707
It's the right move.

808
00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,375
Right. Of course.

809
00:33:22,427 --> 00:33:23,710
Remind me at some point
to give you a refresher

810
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,045
on the meaning of loyalty.

811
00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:27,681
It's what's best for everyone.

812
00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:31,051
She goes back to Hell, where she belongs;

813
00:33:31,103 --> 00:33:32,686
Chloe is safe,

814
00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:35,889
and I don't have to clean
up your mess anymore.

815
00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:40,060
More importantly, you
get to keep your word.

816
00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:41,444
I am keeping my word.

817
00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:44,064
You're serving out your
sentence here on Earth.

818
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,565
You know that's not what
your Father wanted.

819
00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:46,900
Do I?!

820
00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:50,036
Everyone thinks they know what He wants.

821
00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:53,573
Amenadiel did when he first
got here, now Uriel does.

822
00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:56,376
Human wars have been waged because of it.

823
00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:58,495
Dad showed me

824
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,497
an open door.

825
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:02,549
Does that mean I was meant
to take you back to Hell

826
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,135
or was he insinuating that
Hell was getting drafty?

827
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:06,503
Nobody bloody knows,

828
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:09,506
because the selfish bastard
won't just tell us!

829
00:34:09,591 --> 00:34:12,592
And I'm sick of it.

830
00:34:12,644 --> 00:34:14,177
No more.

831
00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:17,180
No more.

832
00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:20,650
There's my Lightbringer.

833
00:34:20,736 --> 00:34:22,736
My Morningstar.

834
00:34:25,524 --> 00:34:28,742
Uriel was so small when he was a child.

835
00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:32,078
All he ever wanted was to play
with you and the older kids.

836
00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:33,747
But you all excluded him.

837
00:34:33,782 --> 00:34:34,948
Yes.

838
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
And every time he came back,

839
00:34:37,085 --> 00:34:38,952
pestering us again.

840
00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:40,921
Which is strange,

841
00:34:40,956 --> 00:34:43,006
considering he knew what
the outcome would be.

842
00:34:43,091 --> 00:34:46,793
That's how much he wanted
to be around you, Lucifer.

843
00:34:46,878 --> 00:34:49,629
Uriel is a stubborn boy.

844
00:34:49,681 --> 00:34:51,348
When he sets his mind,

845
00:34:51,433 --> 00:34:54,050
it doesn't waver.

846
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:56,436
He's not going to give up until he has

847
00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,438
either me or that detective.

848
00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:00,223
Mum...

849
00:35:00,309 --> 00:35:02,809
I refuse to believe that.

850
00:35:02,861 --> 00:35:05,445
There is always another way.

851
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,699
If anyone can find it, it's you.

852
00:35:42,067 --> 00:35:44,067
For a brief moment,

853
00:35:44,152 --> 00:35:47,854
the pattern faltered.

854
00:35:47,906 --> 00:35:50,407
I thought it meant you'd
actually bring Mom.

855
00:35:50,492 --> 00:35:53,193
That somehow, you'd surprise me.
'Cause for once in my life,

856
00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:55,245
I'd like to be surprised, but no.

857
00:35:55,330 --> 00:35:58,031
No, here you are.

858
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:05,372
Are you done hiding behind
our big brother's skirt?

859
00:36:07,009 --> 00:36:08,675
Yes, it's just me now.

860
00:36:09,275 --> 00:36:11,776
Big, bad Lucifer.

861
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
_

862
00:36:15,289 --> 00:36:17,389
We've already had this
fight before, Lucifer.

863
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:20,792
Right here.

864
00:36:20,832 --> 00:36:22,183
You see, in my head,

865
00:36:22,332 --> 00:36:24,309
I've seen everything you do.

866
00:36:24,344 --> 00:36:26,678
I've heard every dumb
quip you have to say.

867
00:36:26,763 --> 00:36:27,979
Right, let me guess...

868
00:36:28,014 --> 00:36:29,681
in your version, I deliver Mom to you,

869
00:36:29,766 --> 00:36:33,017
apologizing, tears streaming down my face.

870
00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:34,686
Actually, no. In my version,

871
00:36:34,738 --> 00:36:36,404
you refuse to give Mom up

872
00:36:36,489 --> 00:36:38,823
and your human friend dies.

873
00:36:38,858 --> 00:36:40,325
Yes, you've tried that twice now.

874
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,609
Not much luck.

875
00:36:41,695 --> 00:36:43,861
Maybe you're not as good
at this as you thought.

876
00:36:43,913 --> 00:36:45,947
Maybe I'm building up to a big finale.

877
00:36:47,617 --> 00:36:49,534
All right.

878
00:36:49,586 --> 00:36:51,619
Uriel...

879
00:36:51,705 --> 00:36:54,205
you don't know what Dad wants.

880
00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:56,090
None of us do.

881
00:36:56,176 --> 00:36:58,376
- So I think...
- You're right.

882
00:36:58,428 --> 00:37:01,212
I don't know what Dad wants.
None of us do.

883
00:37:01,298 --> 00:37:03,514
Right.

884
00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:05,683
Great, well, I'm glad we had this talk.

885
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,885
I'll see you at the next family reunion.

886
00:37:07,971 --> 00:37:09,220
I'll buy the first round.

887
00:37:09,306 --> 00:37:11,306
But I do know what He needs.

888
00:37:13,059 --> 00:37:14,892
Mom's out. It's only a matter of time

889
00:37:14,978 --> 00:37:16,644
before she finds her way back to Heaven,

890
00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:18,396
and then He'll forgive her.

891
00:37:18,481 --> 00:37:20,898
- He would never do that.
- Why not? You did.

892
00:37:20,984 --> 00:37:23,067
She's been here, like, what...
three minutes?

893
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:24,485
Now you're already defending her.

894
00:37:24,571 --> 00:37:26,487
Dad'll do the same thing.

895
00:37:26,573 --> 00:37:28,323
He'll let His guard down.

896
00:37:28,408 --> 00:37:30,408
And then she'll destroy Him.

897
00:37:33,163 --> 00:37:35,580
I need to make sure that doesn't happen.

898
00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:39,000
That's Azrael's Blade.

899
00:37:39,085 --> 00:37:40,585
How do you have it?

900
00:37:40,637 --> 00:37:42,253
I borrowed it off the Angel of Death

901
00:37:42,305 --> 00:37:43,638
when she wasn't looking.

902
00:37:43,723 --> 00:37:46,090
You're not planning on
taking Mom back to Hell.

903
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:49,093
That weapon will wipe her
out of existence entirely.

904
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:51,012
No Heaven, no Hell, just...

905
00:37:52,649 --> 00:37:53,765
just gone.

906
00:37:53,850 --> 00:37:55,600
Finally, a moment of clarity between us.

907
00:37:55,685 --> 00:37:58,353
You've gone completely insane, brother.

908
00:37:58,438 --> 00:38:00,271
I'm doing what has to be done,

909
00:38:00,323 --> 00:38:01,906
and you've run out of time.

910
00:38:01,941 --> 00:38:04,442
See, I don't care about
your deal with Dad.

911
00:38:04,527 --> 00:38:06,828
I don't care about what
happens to your little human.

912
00:38:06,913 --> 00:38:08,613
But it's obvious you care for her

913
00:38:08,665 --> 00:38:11,115
a tad more than you do Mom.

914
00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:14,118
Now, all I need to do

915
00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:17,171
is hit this one little key right here.

916
00:38:17,257 --> 00:38:20,258
A sequence will begin,
and two days from now...

917
00:38:20,293 --> 00:38:22,960
your cute little human will finally die.

918
00:38:23,012 --> 00:38:26,681
So, Lucifer,

919
00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:29,133
you can either let that happen

920
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,018
or you can give me Mom.

921
00:38:31,104 --> 00:38:33,104
Last chance.

922
00:38:34,691 --> 00:38:36,691
You choose.

923
00:38:38,812 --> 00:38:40,061
Very well.

924
00:38:43,199 --> 00:38:46,367
Well, you didn't see that coming, did you?

925
00:38:46,453 --> 00:38:47,785
Eh?

926
00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:52,623
Actually, I did see it coming.

927
00:38:57,914 --> 00:39:00,998
I mean, I knew you were gonna attack.

928
00:39:01,084 --> 00:39:02,834
I just wasn't sure how.

929
00:39:10,226 --> 00:39:11,676
Patterns are tricky like that.

930
00:39:11,728 --> 00:39:13,895
Takes time to get a real sense of them.

931
00:39:16,349 --> 00:39:18,015
I needed to study you a bit.

932
00:39:20,653 --> 00:39:22,820
Took much less time than I expected.

933
00:39:22,856 --> 00:39:25,523
Aah!

934
00:39:44,627 --> 00:39:46,294
You're lucky I'd never

935
00:39:46,379 --> 00:39:48,713
use Azrael's Blade on you, brother.

936
00:39:53,269 --> 00:39:55,553
Why don't you pick on a girl?

937
00:39:55,638 --> 00:39:56,854
But I have no qualms

938
00:39:56,890 --> 00:40:00,057
about using it on a filthy,
scum-sucking demon.

939
00:40:17,577 --> 00:40:19,660
You haven't disappointed, Mazikeen.

940
00:40:19,746 --> 00:40:21,746
Your patterns were tough to see.

941
00:40:25,752 --> 00:40:26,751
Aah!

942
00:40:29,472 --> 00:40:32,473
But still predictable nonetheless.

943
00:40:44,487 --> 00:40:46,771
Because you made it so difficult,

944
00:40:46,856 --> 00:40:50,358
now I'm gonna take out
Mom and the detective.

945
00:40:51,744 --> 00:40:53,244
You can't stop me, brother.

946
00:40:59,836 --> 00:41:01,669
I didn't see that coming.

947
00:41:14,884 --> 00:41:17,134
What did he say?

948
00:41:18,888 --> 00:41:21,606
I... I couldn't understand.

949
00:41:21,641 --> 00:41:24,141
Prick got what he deserved.

950
00:41:29,449 --> 00:41:31,449
He was my brother.

951
00:41:48,885 --> 00:41:50,835
"As the first stars came out,

952
00:41:50,887 --> 00:41:53,421
"Coraline finally allowed
herself to drift into sleep.

953
00:41:53,506 --> 00:41:56,173
"While the gentle upstairs
music of the mouse circus

954
00:41:56,225 --> 00:41:58,509
"spilled out onto the warm evening air,

955
00:41:58,595 --> 00:42:02,563
telling the world that the
summer was almost done."

956
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,399
Read it again.

957
00:42:05,485 --> 00:42:07,935
You want me to read it again?

958
00:42:08,021 --> 00:42:10,354
Okay, baby.

959
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,023
"Coraline discovered the door

960
00:42:12,075 --> 00:42:14,358
"a little while after they
moved into the house...

961
00:42:23,536 --> 00:42:25,169
What happened?

962
00:42:36,716 --> 00:42:38,349
Where's Uriel?

963
00:42:45,108 --> 00:42:47,224
Oh...

964
00:42:49,989 --> 00:42:52,206
What have I done?

965
00:42:52,338 --> 00:42:54,817
No... No, no, no.

966
00:43:11,086 --> 00:43:14,031
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967
00:43:15,305 --> 00:44:15,573
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