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♪ Yes, no, maybe

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♪ I don't know

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♪ Can you repeat the question?

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ And you're not so big

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ And you're not so big

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♪ Life is unfair.

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REESE: This is stupid.

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We didn't do anything.

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MALCOLM: What do we need
a psychiatrist for?

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I don't want to hear it.

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We need professional help.

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Hello.

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Hi, thanks for
squeezing us in.

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Why do we all
have to be here?

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He's the one that's
afraid of being

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attacked by a shark
in the shower!

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At least he doesn't
walk in his sleep

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and pee on the TV!

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At-at-at-at-at!

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My wife told you about the car?

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Yes, the joyriding incident.

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$700 worth of damage!

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Look, we are at our wit's end
with these boys.

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I am authorizing you to do
whatever it takes.

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Drugs, brainwashing,
electroshock...

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Maybe I'll start with
talking to them.

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You're the expert.

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You do whatever the doctor says.

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You better be cured
when I get back.

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Well, looks like we have
some work to do, don't we?

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Take a seat.

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So, let's go over
the ground rules.

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This is a safe zone.

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What that means is
when one of you talks,

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everybody listens

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and listening does not include
interrupting, name-calling,

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or passing judgment on
what was just said.

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That way everybody can say
what they want

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and feel okay about it.

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Can I have a piece of candy?

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No.

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This is ridiculous.

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We didn't take their car out.

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We were watching TV all night.

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We were being good.

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I mean, I had some stuff
scheduled for later, but...

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There was a lot of damage done
to that car.

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Somebody else
must have

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driven it, 'cause it wasn't us.

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Okay, let's back up.

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Let's talk about the home.

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It's a dump.
There's a leak in the roof

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right over my bed.

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No, no, I mean I'd like to know
about your family life.

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Look, don't analyze us.

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You can poke and prod and delve
all you want,

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but you're not going to find
any psychological issues, okay?

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We're normal!

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DEWEY :
I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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I hate my brothers...

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Stop it right now!
I mean it!

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When are you going to be done?

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Soon as I can, honey.

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I said stop it!

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I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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I hate my brothers.

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I only like me.

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Five Across:
"My Mother the... blank."

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What'd you do?

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What?

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Don't give me that.
What'd you do?

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Nothing.

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Mom, I'm trying to study.

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Oh.

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Then I'm sure
you don't mind if I, uh...

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took a look in here!

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Mom, I'm telling you,

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we didn't do anything.

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Oh, you boys
are up to something.

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I can smell it.

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If you've broken another window

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it is going to come
out of your...

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Are you done?

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You want to frisk me?

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You just consider
yourselves lucky.

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This time.

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That was close.

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Our only problem is

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our parents think we're
lying and we're not.

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Hey, a breakthrough.

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You're obviously
a very bright young man.

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Would you like to spend
the rest of the hour

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telling me how bright you are?

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Okay, let's talk about
your parents.

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Now, if you had to describe them
in a few words,

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how would you do that?

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I don't know.

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Mom is... Mom.

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Everybody up!

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I have to do laundry
before work!

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I am taking breakfast off
the table in five minutes!

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And Dad's...

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What is Dad?

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Who wants to make
five bucks?

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How?I need someone to take the fall.

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LOIS:
Oh, my God.

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What did you do?

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I can't tell you.

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Yes or no, no questions asked.

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LOIS:
Oh, my God!!

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Make it ten.

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Done.

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LOIS:
Oh, my God!

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You're a good son.

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I got him, honey!

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I got him, don't worry!

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And you have another brother,
Francis?

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Yeah. Did they tell you
what they did to him?

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It's a classic firstborn
scenario.

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A free and easy couple
suddenly has a kid

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and their whole world's
turned upside down,

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and even after
there's other kids,

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the oldest one
becomes a symbol

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for everything that's
wrong in their lives

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through no fault
of his own.

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Dad, I know what
you're going to say,

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and believe me,
I totally agree with you.

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There is no excuse
for what I did.

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It was idiotic, immature,
totally reckless

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and I'm really sorry.

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I'm just...
I'm hoping against hope

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that you will give me
another chance, which I admit

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I don't deserve,

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but if you could just find it
in your heart to forgive me,

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I know I could
earn your trust back.

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They had it out for him
from the start.

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Boy, you guys really have a lot
of issues with your parents.

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Do you ever discuss any of this
with them?

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You never tell your parents
your feelings?

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We try. Two weeks ago,

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I put some newspapers in
the blender and set it on fire.

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That was totally a cry for help.

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I mean talk, with words.

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You know,
talk about the subject at hand?

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You know, a lot of families
do that around the dinner table.

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That can be a really good
environment

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for sharing your feelings.

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Great pancakes, Dad.

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Oh, thanks.

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Hey, who's ready for seconds?

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I am.

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Here are the house rules:

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You can't reach for seconds

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until you're finished with
your firsts

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but as soon as anybody's fork

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leaves the perimeter of
their plate,

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all bets are off.

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It's mine!

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And then there's
a big explosion

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and lots of bubbles.

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That's where
babies come from.

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Oh, well, you know,
close enough.

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Look at this.

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I made a pea angel.

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Oh, you're a pea angel.

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Stop playing
with your food.

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Oh, Mom...

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Don't you dare.

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Relax. I wasn't
really going to.

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Then don't.

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I wasn't going to.

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Then don't.

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Well, don't accuse me
of something

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that I wasn't going to do!

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Interesting mood shift.

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It would take hours to explain
the psychology behind this

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so let me just
put it this way:

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Dynamite.

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Kid with matches.

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You're going to throw that
at Mom?

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I wasn't going to!

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Geez Louise-- Reese...

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Hal, I can handle this.

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Reese, I'm warning you.

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I wasn't going to,
but if you think I would

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then maybe I should.

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Oh, good,
now he's panicking.

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Just put the spoon down
and apologize.

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Okay, she gave him an out.

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Apologize for what?

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I wasn't going
to do anything!

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Just stop talking!

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Just stop talking
and let me think!

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Dad, do something.

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I got it.

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What do you think you're doing?

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I'm being cute and spontaneous?

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Don't do it.

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I wasn't going to!

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Who cares if they don't
believe me about the car?

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I've gotten this far in my life

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without anyone giving me
any credit

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so why should I expect anything
different now?

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Yeah, the guy who
leaves thumbtacks

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on the toilet seat
is so misunderstood.

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Please remember the
ground rules: there's no...

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You're the one who taught
me my name in French
was "latrine."

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Don't interrupt.You're the one

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who sold my bike
for three bucks

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to Billy Watson the day
he moved to Canada!

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We don't...I'm the one who spit in Dewey's
cereal this morning.

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I mean...

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I drank that milk!

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I licked the bowl!

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I hate you!

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Oh, shut up, pit stain.

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Leave him alone.
You started it.

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Shut up! Shut up!You shut up!

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Stop it!

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This is not
how therapy works.

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You are going to respect
each other

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and damn it,
you are going to respect me.

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You're going to behave

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and we are going to continue
with this session!

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Understood?

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Stop it!

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This is a safe zone!Get off me.

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A safe zone!

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Stupid...

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Here is what you boys
need to know.

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You cannot break me.

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I've worked in prisons.

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I had a 17-year-old
serial killer hugging my knees

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and crying like a little girl.

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Those aren't Fisher-Price
diplomas on the wall.

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I went to Harvard.

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I had a starring role
in The Mikado!

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:
My arms are tired.

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Don't give him
the satisfaction, Dewey.

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This is nothing.

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Mom makes us do this
out in the rain.

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Okay, you can relax.

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All right, let's try this.

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If you could pick one thing,

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about the way
your parents treat you

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what would you change?

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The biggest problem
is that they don't trust us.

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They just assume that if
they leave us alone

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for two seconds,
we'll get in trouble.

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Nine days past expiration.

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Ugh.

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Expired two months ago.

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You don't have the guts.

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When was the
last Christmas
we had eggnog?

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I think before Dewey.

267
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,796
It's all you, man.

268
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,452
Bottom of the ninth...

269
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,846
two outs... man on first.

270
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,064
The windup...

271
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,023
...the pitch...

272
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,810
Uh-oh.

273
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,464
Oh, man, we're so dead.

274
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,900
That's it, game over.

275
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:51,901
Yeah.

276
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,947
So I win.
What?

277
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,513
Past the lamp is a home run.

278
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,645
Two men scored.

279
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,602
That was a foul ball.

280
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,603
Are you crazy?

281
00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,909
It went right down the line.

282
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,084
It was foul.
Shut up!

283
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,869
You're home plate,
you don't get a vote.

284
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,653
Do over.
Fine by me.

285
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,225
Oh, crap!

286
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,182
Now we really have to quit.

287
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,402
Yeah.
But that was a triple.

288
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,143
Get back up there.

289
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,711
Let me ask you...

290
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,670
how do you see yourselves?

291
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:25,543
Reese, what do you think
your role in the family is?

292
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,676
I guess I'm the bad boy.

293
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,286
The one that ruins everything.

294
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,984
Every family has that guy.

295
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,420
The one that makes you cry,

296
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,552
makes you hate coming home
at the end of the day

297
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,250
just knowing
I'm going to be there.

298
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:40,950
It's a lot of work, but...
I guess it's pretty satisfying.

299
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,961
What are you looking at,
monkey boy?

300
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,223
Ow!

301
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,268
Ow! Ow!

302
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,965
Reese!
What are you doing?

303
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,314
Help! Ow! Help!

304
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,663
Mom!

305
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,274
Help! Ow! Ow!Come on, cut it out,
cut it out.

306
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,145
Help! It hurts! Ow!

307
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,017
Knock it off,
you little...
LOIS:
Reese!

308
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,714
What the heck
are you doing?

309
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,325
Honest to God,
you can't leave that kid
alone for five minutes

310
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,110
without picking on him!I didn't do anything though.

311
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,546
Go!He's lying.

312
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,026
LOIS:
Whatcha looking at?

313
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,288
Reese's report card.

314
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,072
It is much better
than last time.

315
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,900
Really?
Yeah.

316
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,816
This time he used
the exact same brand
of pen as the teacher

317
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,035
to change his grade.

318
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,340
Look at that.

319
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,081
He gave himself a C in
math instead of an A+.

320
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,301
Yeah, subtle.
Nice attention to detail.

321
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,998
He's really learning.

322
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:29,956
Two months grounded?

323
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,914
Three months,
scrubbing toilets.

324
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:35,178
And how do you see
your place in this family?

325
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,919
Well, I'm the favorite.

326
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,835
You know, the one
everybody loves the most.

327
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,184
The cute one.

328
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,144
The one everybody looks out for
and gives presents to.

329
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:48,061
And sometimes they even
make the birds sing to me

330
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,585
or the clouds spell out my name.

331
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,849
Come on!

332
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,765
You said I could play.

333
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,293
You have to go
down there again.

334
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,512
No.

335
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,557
Come on, you're the only one
that'll fit.

336
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,211
No, I always
go get it

337
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,213
and you never
let me play.

338
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,388
We'll let
you play.

339
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,955
We promise.

340
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,222
Come on!
Throw it here.

341
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,571
You promised.

342
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,964
No way.

343
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,142
What? Can't sleep?

344
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,188
No, I have this
terrible feeling

345
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,885
we've forgotten something.

346
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,062
Trash, locks, lights...

347
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,414
Oh, well.

348
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,461
Whatever it is, I'm sure
it can wait till morning.

349
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,423
Oh, boy.

350
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,124
All right, son.

351
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,127
Son, I think you've
learned your lesson.

352
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,259
Okay.

353
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,044
Thanks, Dad.

354
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,874
We've got to stop
doing this.

355
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,400
Hup!

356
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,363
I try not to throw it
in their faces,

357
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,930
but sometimes, you know,

358
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,237
I just can't help it.

359
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,717
What about you, Malcolm?

360
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,371
What's your place
in the family?

361
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,112
I don't know,
I'm the middle one.

362
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,374
Well, really think about it.

363
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,029
How do you fit in
with this family?

364
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:32,034
Well... I...

365
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,253
Go ahead.

366
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,169
Well, I guess I...

367
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,822
don't.

368
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,259
I don't fit in.

369
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,130
I mean, honestly,

370
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,088
sometimes I feel like

371
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,915
I've just been dropped
into this family

372
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,830
from outer space.

373
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,397
Well, that's interesting.
Now, how...

374
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,312
Well, he's the one
that fixes everything.

375
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,053
What?
Yeah, you know,

376
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,620
he's the one that figures
everything out

377
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,187
and solves
a lot of our problems.

378
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,146
Yeah, kind of like that gay kid
with the scarf on Scooby-Doo.

379
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,626
The leader.

380
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,107
You guys think that?

381
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,196
Well, sure they do.

382
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,719
I mean, it's pretty obvious

383
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,415
that you're the ring leader.

384
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,416
What?

385
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,853
It happens all the time.

386
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:12,335
An intelligent, sensitive kid
with poor impulse control.

387
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:13,641
I mean,
you're surrounded by people

388
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,772
who don't challenge you
mentally.

389
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:19,646
So you start to get bored and
you start looking for trouble.

390
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,691
No, I don't.

391
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,301
Isn't that what happened
the other night?

392
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,086
You're sitting on the
couch with your brothers,

393
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,740
nothing to do
but watch TV,

394
00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:28,699
thinking the only way to
end the crushing boredom

395
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,137
is to stir up
a little excitement?

396
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,486
He didn't do it.None of us did.

397
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,315
You know, there's a lot of
options for a boy like you.

398
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,752
I mean, there's
placement programs, camps,

399
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:38,970
special schools...

400
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,494
Wait. You want to send me away?

401
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,452
You can't do that.He's our brother.

402
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,541
Calm down.
I merely sug...
I'm not going.

403
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,890
REESE:
You can't make him do this.

404
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,067
We're good kids.

405
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,258
Oh!

406
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,652
Oh!

407
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,401
Hal?

408
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,316
I'm late for work.

409
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,498
Aah!

410
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,760
Don't do this.

411
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,632
You can't leave me
alone with Reese.

412
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,851
I'm sorry,
but we're out of time.

413
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,858
What is the deal with this door?

414
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,991
Is there some kind
of baffling built into it?

415
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,820
You have three very
special boys here.

416
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,953
I'd like to sit down
with you and your wife
so that we can...

417
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,085
Dad, do you know

418
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,217
what this idiot
wants to do?!

419
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,393
Malcolm, let me talk
to the doctor, huh?

420
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,395
Maybe we ought
to speak privately.

421
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,831
Sure. Boys, ,
go wait in the car.

422
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,052
MAN:
Where'd that come from?

423
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,271
MAN 2:
Hey, everyone all right?

424
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,316
What?!

425
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,622
That's my car!

426
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,971
I know I set the brake.

427
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:07,972
See?

428
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,278
Just like the other night.

429
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,236
We didn't take it out.

430
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,672
It just rolled out by itself.

431
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:15,241
Then you boys
were actually telling us...

432
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,764
the truth?

433
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,201
You're a genius.

434
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:23,074
Boys, let's go get you
some ice cream, huh?

435
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,598
Listen, there's
a lot we have to...

436
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,469
Oh, absolutely.

437
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,993
You know, Doc, I have
no idea how you did it.

438
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,212
And in just an hour.

439
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,433
I'm putting in a
little extra for you.

440
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,435
But...

441
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,392
Thanks.

442
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:41,702
Isn't it great to feel
like a family again?

443
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,094
Genius.

444
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,270
Move!Shut up!

445
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,488
Stop touching me.

446
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,360
I'm not touching you.
I was clipping on my tie.

447
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,578
Whileyou were
touching me.

448
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,276
Stop it.
Why do we
have to do this?

449
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,930
Because we don't have a single
picture of us all together.

450
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,105
That's ridiculous.

451
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,238
We're a family, we should
have a family portrait.

452
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,283
Well, Francis
isn't here.

453
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,720
I'm not going to cough up
200 bucks to fly him in

454
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:00,938
for one silly picture.

455
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,723
Where's Dewey?

456
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,159
Dewey,

457
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,247
get out of there.

458
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,727
That's not your family.

459
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,468
You sure you want
"Autumn Leaves"
as a backdrop?

460
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,471
Yes.
You didn't even
looked at "Happy
Windmills."

461
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,038
It's more colorful.

462
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,171
Ooh, "Space Shuttle."MAN:
Next.

463
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,826
I have a coupon here
for one 8X10 and two
wallet-size for $9.99

464
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,088
and that's what I want.

465
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,263
I don't want the Golden
Moments Collection

466
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,265
I don't want the
Family and Friends
Collection;

467
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,528
I don't want
the Lifetime of Love.

468
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:29,402
I want one 8X10
and two wallet-size
for $9.99.

469
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,620
Fine.

470
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,057
We have an installment plan
if that would help.

471
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,320
I brought a picture
of Francis.

472
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,191
He's going to be
in the portrait.

473
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,279
Cool, I'll hold it.

474
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,411
No, I'm going
to hold it.

475
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:39,281
Let go. I'm going to hold it.Come on.

476
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,458
Dewey. Dewey, pants on, mister.

477
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:43,677
I'm sorry,

478
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,287
but this coupon's
expired.
What?

479
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,114
It's expired.

480
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,898
What you want will
run you $39.50.

481
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:48,943
Ooh... "Lonely Beach."

482
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,945
We're kind of
the lonely beach
family, right?

483
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:51,859
Hal.

484
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:52,903
But for another
five dollars,

485
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,514
you can have the
"Instant Memories" set.

486
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,385
That comes with double-
exposure silhouettes

487
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,430
for the grandparents.

488
00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:00,433
Look, could you please just do
what I'm asking you to...

489
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,565
I'm older!It was my idea!

490
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,005
That is it!

491
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,355
Get up!

492
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,530
Get back!

493
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:11,574
Come here!

494
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:12,532
Go there!

495
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,403
We are going to take

496
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,926
this picture,
and it is going

497
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:16,971
to be good.

498
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,669
And that means no faces,
no tongues,

499
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,670
no crossed eyes,

500
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,063
no bunny ears.

501
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,544
We are going to smile,
we are going to look good,

502
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:25,936
it is going
to cost us $9.99

503
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,590
and all of this
is going to happen

504
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:28,722
by the time
I count to three.

505
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:33,422
One, two, three.

505
00:21:34,305 --> 00:22:34,802
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