1 00:00:04,102 --> 00:00:05,192 911 emergency. 2 00:00:05,227 --> 00:00:07,166 Oh, God. He's in the house. 3 00:00:07,201 --> 00:00:08,836 You've got to help me. He's going to kill me. 4 00:00:08,871 --> 00:00:10,556 Okay, ma'am, now just calm down. 5 00:00:10,591 --> 00:00:11,392 Who is in the house? 6 00:00:11,427 --> 00:00:13,857 It's Dale Biederbeck. Dale Biederbeck. 7 00:00:13,892 --> 00:00:16,198 Dale Biederbeck. 8 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,327 Ma'am what is your address? 9 00:00:17,362 --> 00:00:20,353 It's 415 Vinton. For God's sakes, hurry. 10 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:21,941 Okay, stay with me. 11 00:00:21,976 --> 00:00:23,242 Is he armed? 12 00:00:23,854 --> 00:00:25,043 Ma'am? 13 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:27,441 Does he have a weapon? Are you being threatened? 14 00:00:27,476 --> 00:00:30,035 He doesn't need a weapon, he's Dale Biederbeck. 15 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:32,871 All units, possible 556 in progress. 16 00:00:32,906 --> 00:00:34,564 Ma'am, can you get to a safe place? 17 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:37,185 No, I'm upstairs. I'm trapped. 18 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,083 Okay, ma'am, just stay by the phone. 19 00:00:39,118 --> 00:00:41,329 Here he comes. Oh, my God.! 20 00:00:41,543 --> 00:00:43,728 - No.! No.! - Ma'am? 21 00:00:45,509 --> 00:00:46,827 Ma'am? 22 00:00:48,373 --> 00:00:49,823 Hello? 23 00:00:52,898 --> 00:00:59,079 MONK Season 1 Epi. 04 Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:07,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 25 00:01:46,492 --> 00:01:48,914 See, isn't this fun? 26 00:01:49,472 --> 00:01:55,072 Now, Adrian, this is what normal people do on a Sunday morning. Get up. 27 00:01:55,107 --> 00:01:58,711 They hang out, relax, eat brunch. 28 00:01:58,979 --> 00:02:03,098 They don't stay at home vacuuming their rug 40 times. 29 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:04,975 Mom, we're not exactly normal. 30 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:07,015 We are compared to some people. 31 00:02:07,050 --> 00:02:09,123 Okay, who do you want to be? 32 00:02:09,158 --> 00:02:11,537 Yellow, green, red or blue? 33 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:15,259 Oh, boy. Okay, um... 34 00:02:17,924 --> 00:02:21,132 Okay. Oh, boy. 35 00:02:22,104 --> 00:02:26,161 Honey, remember we talked about how Mr. Monk has trouble making decisions? 36 00:02:26,196 --> 00:02:28,877 Oh, yeah. Okay, you'll be Colonel Mustard. 37 00:02:28,912 --> 00:02:31,222 - Good. - Now, you remember how to play? 38 00:02:31,257 --> 00:02:33,149 You write down all the clues on your pad. 39 00:02:33,184 --> 00:02:34,670 I'm ready to guess. 40 00:02:35,194 --> 00:02:37,836 Adrian, you have to play the game. 41 00:02:37,871 --> 00:02:40,921 You have to go around the board from room to room collecting clues. 42 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:44,203 - I know who did it. - We haven't started yet. Come on. 43 00:02:44,238 --> 00:02:47,099 It was Professor Plum in the dining room with a rope. 44 00:02:50,539 --> 00:02:51,742 He's right. 45 00:02:51,777 --> 00:02:53,677 We played this game last year. 46 00:02:53,712 --> 00:02:57,159 I remember what cards everybody was holding and how they were put away. 47 00:02:57,194 --> 00:02:58,255 And then, just now, 48 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:00,270 - I was watching how Benjy shuffled... - That's it. 49 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,064 That-That is the last time 50 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:06,056 I ever play a game with you, Adrian. You are just no fun. - Okay. 51 00:03:06,091 --> 00:03:09,822 I mean, don't you ever wonder why you never get invited anywhere? 52 00:03:09,995 --> 00:03:12,214 - No, not really. - Well, this is why. 53 00:03:12,249 --> 00:03:14,599 - Okay. - I think it's awesome. 54 00:03:14,634 --> 00:03:16,280 Mom, can I bring him to school, please? 55 00:03:16,315 --> 00:03:17,352 Like for show and tell? 56 00:03:17,387 --> 00:03:19,100 You can take him every day. 57 00:03:20,036 --> 00:03:21,328 Hello? 58 00:03:22,141 --> 00:03:24,625 Oh, hey, Captain. 59 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:27,831 Yeah, he's right here. Stottlemeyer. 60 00:03:29,037 --> 00:03:32,766 Oh, well, actually, uh, we were just finishing up a pretty big case. 61 00:03:32,801 --> 00:03:36,339 It was this nasty homicide, um, 62 00:03:36,374 --> 00:03:41,399 This woman was found murdered in her dining room with a rope. 63 00:03:42,363 --> 00:03:45,387 Yeah. Hold on, let me check our schedule. 64 00:03:45,422 --> 00:03:46,477 It's a job. 65 00:03:47,804 --> 00:03:48,895 Hey, Monk. 66 00:03:50,073 --> 00:03:53,663 Glad you're here. Miss Fleming. 67 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,796 "Glad you're here?" God, you must really be desperate. 68 00:03:56,831 --> 00:03:58,889 Usually the mayor's office has to shove us down your throats. 69 00:03:58,924 --> 00:04:02,387 Fact is, the mayor's office did call, but this time I did not argue. 70 00:04:02,422 --> 00:04:04,475 We have an unusual situation here. 71 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,018 Yes? What do we have? 72 00:04:07,053 --> 00:04:10,270 Homicide with a baseball bat. 10:37 last night. 73 00:04:10,305 --> 00:04:12,022 You know the exact time of death? 74 00:04:12,057 --> 00:04:15,584 We know because she was on the phone with 911 at the time. 75 00:04:15,619 --> 00:04:17,360 - Adrian. Wait, wait. - What? 76 00:04:17,536 --> 00:04:20,621 Uh, Captain, before we get started, could you just initial this agreement? 77 00:04:20,656 --> 00:04:23,997 - It's our standard consultation fee. - It's what? 78 00:04:24,032 --> 00:04:26,035 Our standard consultation fee. 79 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:27,623 Could we take care of that later, Sharona? 80 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,259 Not now. - Adrian. 81 00:04:30,456 --> 00:04:32,250 I prefer to take care of business first. 82 00:04:32,285 --> 00:04:34,976 Bet that's not the first time you've said that. 83 00:04:35,011 --> 00:04:36,145 Bite me. 84 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,393 Give me that. 85 00:04:38,066 --> 00:04:42,346 Whoa, look at these prints. 86 00:04:42,598 --> 00:04:44,316 This was a big guy. 87 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,141 Yes, he was a really big guy. 88 00:04:49,934 --> 00:04:52,363 Parked nearby, maybe around the corner. 89 00:04:52,398 --> 00:04:54,607 Walked through here and went in through the side door. 90 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,526 Yeah, and the lock's still intact. 91 00:04:56,561 --> 00:04:59,652 It wasn't jimmied. She must have left it open. 92 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:00,987 And what's all this? 93 00:05:01,022 --> 00:05:02,865 These are rocks from the garden. 94 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,365 Killer left them like this. 95 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,035 It's a message. He's toying with us. 96 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:08,288 Some sort of code, 97 00:05:08,323 --> 00:05:10,171 but I haven't been able to figure it out yet. 98 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:13,809 You think the killer stopped here in plain view of the neighbors, 99 00:05:13,844 --> 00:05:16,463 went rooting around in the garden, collected a few rocks... 100 00:05:16,498 --> 00:05:20,391 and then arranged them carefully on the grass? 101 00:05:20,426 --> 00:05:21,769 What do you think? 102 00:05:21,967 --> 00:05:25,052 I think he was looking for a hide-a-key. 103 00:05:25,087 --> 00:05:26,014 I found it. 104 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:36,456 Oh, man. Oh, God. I don't feel so good. 105 00:05:36,491 --> 00:05:39,257 This is like a feng shui nightmare in here. 106 00:05:39,292 --> 00:05:42,704 Adrian, you gotta calm down. You're rambling. Come on. 107 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:45,698 Monk, Monk, Monk. 108 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:49,418 Was there a fire? L-I smell something. 109 00:05:49,453 --> 00:05:50,664 In the kitchen. 110 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,749 Hey, hey, hey. It's a crime scene. 111 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:55,501 Okay. I know. I'm just... 112 00:05:55,536 --> 00:05:58,056 It's okay, I'll knock it all over again. Don't worry. 113 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,964 How many intruders? 114 00:06:02,425 --> 00:06:05,719 Are you guys gonna tell me what's going on? 115 00:06:06,135 --> 00:06:07,854 Not yet. 116 00:06:13,102 --> 00:06:16,367 - Adrian, please. - How many intruders? 117 00:06:16,402 --> 00:06:18,491 - Just one. - One. Just one. 118 00:06:18,526 --> 00:06:20,286 - Just one... - Monk, leave it. 119 00:06:20,496 --> 00:06:22,235 What's-What's with this? 120 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:24,070 That's a smoke alarm. 121 00:06:24,105 --> 00:06:27,283 She was in the kitchen cooking something when he broke in. It started to burn. 122 00:06:27,318 --> 00:06:31,089 A little girl across the street saw the guy turning it off. 123 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,663 So there was a witness? 124 00:06:32,698 --> 00:06:35,220 She's 10 years old. She didn't see much. 125 00:06:35,255 --> 00:06:37,500 So the perp breaks in. He goes berserk in here. 126 00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:40,295 The victim runs upstairs and calls 911. 127 00:06:40,717 --> 00:06:43,798 - It's strange. - What's strange? 128 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,208 The phone. 129 00:06:46,262 --> 00:06:48,885 He didn't take the phone off the hook. 130 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,266 So, what, he just let her call 911? 131 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:19,503 Any prints? 132 00:07:19,538 --> 00:07:21,503 Nope. Nothing so far. 133 00:07:23,855 --> 00:07:27,891 So... she's here cooking. 134 00:07:28,772 --> 00:07:33,099 He breaks in. He's a big guy. Lot of noise. 135 00:07:33,134 --> 00:07:35,475 He must have cornered her in here, 136 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:38,437 and then chased her out and caught up with her in the bedroom? 137 00:07:38,472 --> 00:07:40,613 I would've grabbed a knife. 138 00:07:41,784 --> 00:07:44,903 - Why didn't she grab a knife? - I don't know. 139 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,497 She was over here on the phone. 140 00:07:57,666 --> 00:08:01,333 Severe blunt trauma to the head with a baseball bat. 141 00:08:01,557 --> 00:08:05,465 - Has this phone been touched? - No. No. The scene's intact. 142 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:21,145 The antenna has to be up to get a signal in here. 143 00:08:21,745 --> 00:08:23,147 So? 144 00:08:23,182 --> 00:08:27,528 Somebody lowered it all the way after the call. 145 00:08:28,503 --> 00:08:29,949 You don't usually see that 146 00:08:29,984 --> 00:08:32,411 when someone's getting bludgeoned to death. 147 00:08:34,088 --> 00:08:37,205 - Oh no, this can't be the victim. - Yep. 148 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,999 I recognize her. Wasn't she a judge? 149 00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:42,333 Katherine Lavinio. State Superior Court. 150 00:08:42,368 --> 00:08:44,219 We should check the court records. 151 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:47,520 Somebody probably just lost a case and held a grudge. 152 00:08:47,555 --> 00:08:50,642 We don't have to check anything, because we know who did it. 153 00:08:50,677 --> 00:08:52,801 - What? - The judge identified him... 154 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:55,195 by name on the phone. 155 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,891 Then why are we here? 156 00:08:58,099 --> 00:09:01,604 Because the man who did it couldn't have done it. 157 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:06,410 I'm sorry, Mr. Biederbeck, that's out of the question. - Hold on. 158 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:09,411 Now is it Danny or Daniel? 159 00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:10,791 Danny, sir. 160 00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:14,576 Fine, Danny. If you screw with me, 161 00:09:14,611 --> 00:09:17,759 I'll eat your heart on a stick. 162 00:09:17,794 --> 00:09:21,056 - Now the S. E. C... - My boss is busy right now, sir. 163 00:09:21,091 --> 00:09:25,754 I know your boss is busy, Danny, I'm watching him. 164 00:09:25,789 --> 00:09:29,838 Tell him Dale Biederbeck wants an answer... 165 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,841 - now, not later. - Yes, sir. 166 00:09:31,876 --> 00:09:35,140 Now, is he in or out? 167 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:41,266 If he's in, tell him to... clean his glasses. 168 00:09:47,565 --> 00:09:53,155 Congratulate the congressman, he's just been reelected to a fifth term. 169 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:58,343 Oh, it's better than the Home Shopping Network. 170 00:09:58,378 --> 00:10:01,580 Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not finished! 171 00:10:01,615 --> 00:10:03,623 This stuff will kill you. 172 00:10:03,658 --> 00:10:05,767 I'm not gonna die. 173 00:10:05,802 --> 00:10:10,672 You won't let me, will you, Doctor? 174 00:10:12,091 --> 00:10:16,612 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Right on time. 175 00:10:17,264 --> 00:10:18,607 Dale Biederbeck? 176 00:10:18,642 --> 00:10:20,598 They call him Dale the Whale. 177 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,100 I never heard of him. 178 00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:25,145 He spends a fortune every year making sure nobody ever hears of him. 179 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:28,405 He buys newspapers just to keep his name out of them. 180 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:36,881 All right. I want everybody to be careful in there. 181 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:39,259 This guy is smart. He's gonna try to bait you. 182 00:10:39,294 --> 00:10:43,087 Assume you're being videotaped. Do not accuse him of anything. 183 00:10:43,122 --> 00:10:46,833 Monk, I don't have to remind you that this bastard's got deep pockets, 184 00:10:46,868 --> 00:10:50,337 and he's got a platoon of lawyers and he loves to use them. 185 00:10:50,372 --> 00:10:52,018 You met him? 186 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,351 What happened? 187 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,552 Good afternoon. I'm Christiaan Vezza. 188 00:10:58,587 --> 00:11:01,141 I am Mr. Biederbeck's personal physician. 189 00:11:01,176 --> 00:11:02,349 I'm Captain Stottlemeyer, 190 00:11:02,384 --> 00:11:05,186 Lieutenant Disher, Adrian Monk and Sharona Fleming. 191 00:11:05,221 --> 00:11:07,687 Sharona, enchante. 192 00:11:07,979 --> 00:11:10,356 Could you spell your last name for me, Doctor? 193 00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:12,574 V-E-Z-Z-A. 194 00:11:12,751 --> 00:11:14,919 Mr. Biederbeck is expecting you. 195 00:11:14,954 --> 00:11:17,873 Really? Well, I didn't tell him we were coming. 196 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:20,407 Mr. Biederbeck is never surprised. 197 00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:26,967 Well, my, my, my, it's the boys in blue. 198 00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:29,006 And the former boy in blue. 199 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,252 Forgive me if I don't get up. 200 00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:33,963 Now, now, now. Come on now, Bentley. 201 00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:36,678 I'm sorry. He hates cops. 202 00:11:36,894 --> 00:11:39,190 Mr. Biederbeck, I am Captain Stottlemeyer. 203 00:11:39,225 --> 00:11:41,179 This is Lieutenant Disher and this is... Adrian Monk. 204 00:11:41,214 --> 00:11:43,976 Oh, I know Adrian Monk. 205 00:11:44,011 --> 00:11:46,604 - How long has it been, my friend? - Seven years. 206 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,770 Seven years. You look good. 207 00:11:49,805 --> 00:11:51,231 How do I look? 208 00:11:51,266 --> 00:11:53,792 You look great, Dale. Hardly recognized you. 209 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:57,155 Mr. Biederbeck has lost 104 pounds since March. 210 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:58,779 It's my own patented diet. 211 00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:00,198 High-protein juices and shakes. 212 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,952 Of course, the hard part is keeping it off. 213 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,380 And this must be Sharona. 214 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:06,503 The little nurse that saved his life. 215 00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:08,306 Come here, my dear. Let me get a look at you. 216 00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:11,217 Come on. I won't bite. Come closer. 217 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:17,631 Tell me, are you still doing house calls? 218 00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:20,133 Um, I-I don't do that anymore. 219 00:12:20,168 --> 00:12:21,678 Oh, that's a shame. 220 00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:24,473 Call me if you change your mind. You know, my night nurse just quit. 221 00:12:24,508 --> 00:12:27,184 Didn't give notice, can you imagine? 222 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,155 Excuse me. 223 00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,980 Excuse me, putz? 224 00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:36,193 You're blocking the view. It's really all I have. 225 00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:41,530 Mr. Biederbeck, we are investigating the murder of Judge Katherine Lavinio. 226 00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:43,658 - I believe you knew her. - Knew her very well. 227 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:47,380 She was a political slug, and I wasn't shy about saying so. 228 00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:51,219 Her antitrust ruling cost me $210 million, 229 00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:54,960 and this was back when $210 million was a lot of money. 230 00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:58,673 Whoever killed her did the world a favor. 231 00:12:59,852 --> 00:13:01,093 Is this your bat? 232 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:05,304 Captain, do I look like I play a lot of baseball? 233 00:13:05,339 --> 00:13:07,559 Well, how do you explain your initials, D. B., on the handle? 234 00:13:07,594 --> 00:13:10,275 Well, the question really is, how do you explain it, Peewee? 235 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,811 Maybe you put them there. 236 00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:13,398 Are you accusing us of tampering? 237 00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:16,440 Wouldn't dream of it. But I could probably convince a jury of it. 238 00:13:16,475 --> 00:13:19,533 The first 20 numbers on my speed-dial are all lawyers. 239 00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:21,280 Shall I call one? 240 00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:24,591 Adrian, by the way, I was very sorry to hear about Trudy. 241 00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:26,746 I know she was your beloved, 242 00:13:26,781 --> 00:13:29,938 and I heard that during our little difficulty, 243 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,624 you never left her side, not even once. 244 00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:37,634 Where were you last night, about 10:30? 245 00:13:37,669 --> 00:13:39,798 Last night. 246 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,468 Let me see, 10:30. 247 00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:46,483 Um, oh, yes. I was here. 248 00:13:46,518 --> 00:13:49,225 I haven't left this bed in 11 years. 249 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,234 Even if I could, I can't make it through the door. 250 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:55,233 I'm five-and-a-half-feet wide if you haven't noticed. 251 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,165 More of me to love, Sharona. I know what you're thinking. 252 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,698 Is he really that big? What's under those covers? 253 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:06,617 I would confirm and swear under oath that my patient weighs over 800 pounds. 254 00:14:06,652 --> 00:14:08,117 He's not faking anything. 255 00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:10,997 Excuse me, are you my lawyer? 256 00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:13,707 - Are you my lawyer? - No, sir. 257 00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:16,252 Then shut up and stop defending me. 258 00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:18,588 Your job is very simple. You keep me alive. 259 00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:19,976 Can you handle that? 260 00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:21,630 Yes. - Good. 261 00:14:22,465 --> 00:14:24,051 Where were we? 262 00:14:24,259 --> 00:14:26,294 Bread and butter. 263 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:31,059 - What? - Bread and butter. 264 00:14:31,094 --> 00:14:34,603 Those were Trudy's last words, weren't they? 265 00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:38,230 The transcript of the coroner's inquest is a matter of public record. 266 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:42,485 The Internet, Monk, it's the fat man's best friend. 267 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,572 It's been troubling me for years. 268 00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:46,372 What could she have meant? 269 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,907 Bread and butter. 270 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,121 Go to hell. 271 00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:53,211 No doubt I will. 272 00:14:53,246 --> 00:14:55,831 I just hope it's handicapped accessible. 273 00:14:55,866 --> 00:15:00,088 No, no, no, no. Nunca me interrumpas. Dije que no.! 274 00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:02,679 Afuera! Afuera! 275 00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:05,430 A trained monkey could do better. 276 00:15:05,465 --> 00:15:07,848 Mr. Biederbeck, this is not a joke. 277 00:15:07,883 --> 00:15:10,264 We have evidence, and it's overwhelming. - Is it? 278 00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:12,516 Yes, it is. You have motive. 279 00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:15,618 You were identified by name on the 911 call. 280 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,940 A child in the neighborhood saw you in the judge's house that night. 281 00:15:18,975 --> 00:15:22,789 Oh, my God, that sounds like a strong case, Captain. 282 00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:24,699 What do you think, Monk? 283 00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:26,740 I think you killed her. 284 00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:29,114 Prove it. 285 00:15:36,872 --> 00:15:38,016 There's no way. 286 00:15:38,051 --> 00:15:40,127 Forty-five inches. There's no way, Captain. 287 00:15:40,162 --> 00:15:41,921 The elevator's even smaller. 288 00:15:41,956 --> 00:15:42,800 What do you think? 289 00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,632 He did it. That's all I know. 290 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,299 How about a crane through the window? 291 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:48,136 A construction crane lowered him to the street? 292 00:15:48,171 --> 00:15:50,556 Without anybody noticing? It's impossible. 293 00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:54,182 Gentlemen. Sharona. 294 00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:55,909 Welcome to the freak house. 295 00:15:55,944 --> 00:15:58,730 Excuse me. Doctor, how long have you worked for Biederbeck? 296 00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:03,149 I met him nine years ago while I was writing an article on the morbidly obese. 297 00:16:03,184 --> 00:16:06,155 He funded my clinic and all my research. 298 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:09,990 In exchange, I am on call 24 hours a day. 299 00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:12,831 I sold my soul to the human wrecking ball. 300 00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:14,914 Will you excuse me? 301 00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:16,538 Helicopter. How about a helicopter? 302 00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:18,589 I thought you could use this. 303 00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,225 Thank you. 304 00:16:21,908 --> 00:16:25,778 - So you're a nurse? - Mmm. I was. 305 00:16:25,813 --> 00:16:27,433 Where did you intern? 306 00:16:27,468 --> 00:16:29,690 Modesto General. 307 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:31,814 So you knew Michelle Bletched? 308 00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:34,119 Oh, oh, my God, yes. 309 00:16:34,882 --> 00:16:36,955 "The Wretched Miss Bletched." 310 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,059 Attention, everyone. 311 00:16:39,094 --> 00:16:41,846 Attention. This is not a drill. 312 00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:43,258 God. 313 00:16:43,748 --> 00:16:46,816 That-That is amazing. You sound just like her. 314 00:16:46,851 --> 00:16:49,435 Yes, you should hear my Katharine Hepburn. 315 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,675 That's very good. Very good. 316 00:16:52,232 --> 00:16:56,278 Well, uh, thank you. 317 00:16:56,313 --> 00:16:57,315 Thank you. 318 00:16:57,536 --> 00:17:00,807 I would, uh... I would love to buy you a real drink sometime. 319 00:17:00,842 --> 00:17:02,414 When do you get off work? 320 00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,780 In December. No. 321 00:17:05,495 --> 00:17:07,079 Little joke. 322 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:08,779 Excuse me, Doctor. 323 00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:13,311 Now, if Biederbeck is too big to get out of the room, 324 00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:16,342 how'd he get there in the first place? He's like a ship in a bottle. 325 00:17:16,377 --> 00:17:20,503 Well, when he first bought the apartment, he weighed a mere 422 pounds. 326 00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:21,881 He could still walk. 327 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,138 On a good day, he could see his toes. 328 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,740 Then his mother died, and he had a complete breakdown. 329 00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:29,302 He started bingeing. 330 00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:33,146 He would call restaurants and order everything on the menu. 331 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:37,093 He topped out at 927 pounds. 332 00:17:37,128 --> 00:17:38,915 That was a decade ago. 333 00:17:39,315 --> 00:17:41,723 He has not left the room since. 334 00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:44,951 Like I said, it's just not possible. 335 00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:49,560 Request denied. 336 00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:51,830 Your Honor, this is a very unusual case. 337 00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,018 - If you'll just let me explain the details... - Denied, Lieutenant. 338 00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:55,946 How can I issue a search warrant? 339 00:17:55,981 --> 00:17:58,888 Your so-called primary suspect can't possibly be guilty. 340 00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:01,623 He can't leave the room or go down the elevator. 341 00:18:01,658 --> 00:18:03,437 - Adrian. - It's all right, Miss Fleming. 342 00:18:03,472 --> 00:18:05,016 Mr. Monk is an old friend. 343 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,186 Your Honor... 344 00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:10,380 Your Honor, Mr. Biederbeck may not weigh as much as he claims. 345 00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:13,463 I have a deposition here from Dr. Vezza, his personal physician. 346 00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:15,568 As well as two other physicians. 347 00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:17,597 Did Biederbeck ever threaten the victim? 348 00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:20,533 - No. Not exactly. - He confess to the crime? 349 00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,597 He's too smart for that. 350 00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:24,440 But he did it, Judge. 351 00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:27,057 And he wants us to know he did it. 352 00:18:27,092 --> 00:18:28,733 He's rubbing our faces in it. 353 00:18:28,768 --> 00:18:32,002 Your Honor, he was identified by name on a 911 tape. 354 00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:35,003 I don't like this any more than you do, Lieutenant. 355 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,934 Kate Lavinio was a friend of mine. 356 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:41,227 We had dinner at Tuscany's the night she was murdered. 357 00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:43,211 But the law is the law. 358 00:18:43,246 --> 00:18:46,477 You tell me how Biederbeck could have possibly committed the crime, 359 00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:49,521 and I will serve this warrant personally. 360 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,802 Uh-huh. Yes, sir. 361 00:18:55,472 --> 00:18:58,006 That was Captain. He said it's okay to go ahead with Plan "B." 362 00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,478 What's Plan "B"? 363 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,394 Sharona going undercover as Biederbeck's nurse. 364 00:19:02,429 --> 00:19:04,398 - What? - Thanks for consulting me. 365 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:06,187 She still has her license, right? 366 00:19:06,222 --> 00:19:09,074 I mean, Biederbeck needs a nurse. The other one just quit. 367 00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:11,875 No. Absolutely not. I forbid it. 368 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:15,697 - Sharona, she's not a police officer. - Well, neither are you. 369 00:19:15,732 --> 00:19:17,844 - What? - What, you don't think I can handle this? 370 00:19:17,879 --> 00:19:20,458 What are you talking... Forget this. 371 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,879 I know Biederbeck, you don't. He's dangerous. 372 00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:24,332 This man is capable of anything. 373 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,194 He weighs 804 pounds. 374 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,105 What is he gonna do, break wind on me? 375 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,539 Let me explain the arrangement here. 376 00:19:29,574 --> 00:19:32,008 I'm the employer. You work for me. 377 00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:35,498 I get to say what goes, and I say no. 378 00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:50,828 Yoo-hoo, Sharona? 379 00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:54,277 Come out, come out wherever you are. 380 00:19:54,312 --> 00:19:57,299 I know you can hear me. Hello. 381 00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:57,769 Oh, my God. 382 00:19:57,804 --> 00:20:01,595 Florence Nightingale? I need food. 383 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,619 Crap. 384 00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:07,326 Oh, there you are. 385 00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:10,123 Didn't you hear the buzzer? I'm starving. 386 00:20:10,158 --> 00:20:13,917 - I'm wasting away here. - Sorry. 387 00:20:13,952 --> 00:20:15,086 Where were you? 388 00:20:15,121 --> 00:20:17,306 I was in the kitchen. I couldn't find a tray. 389 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,774 Liar, liar. 390 00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:22,862 Remember, there are no secrets in the house of Biederbeck. 391 00:20:22,897 --> 00:20:24,513 You should know that. 392 00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:29,058 Hold on. You know, Conroy is looking tired. 393 00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:31,494 Why don't you put in a left-hander. 394 00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:47,970 Oh. You know, most of my other nurses sit on the chair. 395 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:51,303 You must be attracted to me. 396 00:20:56,303 --> 00:20:59,007 Look, I-I'm just trying to do my job. Okay? 397 00:20:59,042 --> 00:21:02,510 So, did you find what you were looking for? 398 00:21:02,545 --> 00:21:03,425 What do you mean? 399 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,311 Don't be clever with me, Sharona. 400 00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:07,053 You're not up to it. 401 00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:10,373 I know that Monk sent you here to spy on me. 402 00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:12,081 No, he didn't. 403 00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:13,957 You decided to come on your own. 404 00:21:13,992 --> 00:21:16,139 - Fantastic. - That-That's not true. 405 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,007 Of course it is. 406 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:20,167 Hey, did he tell you about his wife and me? 407 00:21:20,202 --> 00:21:22,697 - I know all about it. - No, you don't. 408 00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:25,153 He didn't tell you. He's too ashamed. 409 00:21:25,188 --> 00:21:29,486 See, nine years ago, his beloved Trudy wrote a piece on me... 410 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:33,958 in which she said I was the Genghis Khan of world finance. 411 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:37,602 So I sued her and the rag that published the piece. 412 00:21:37,637 --> 00:21:39,314 Now, I knew I couldn't win, 413 00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:41,882 but I dragged things on long enough that eventually 414 00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:45,560 Mr. And Mrs. Monk had to sell everything. 415 00:21:45,783 --> 00:21:48,539 Even that cute little starter house they lived in. 416 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,990 You know who owns it now? 417 00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:52,323 You. - Mm-hmm. 418 00:21:52,358 --> 00:21:56,168 I use it to store my pornography collection. 419 00:21:56,203 --> 00:21:57,531 Which reminds me, 420 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,462 are you interested in earning a little extra money? 421 00:22:00,497 --> 00:22:02,550 Oh-Oh, come on, now. 422 00:22:02,585 --> 00:22:04,444 Don't be like that. 423 00:22:04,479 --> 00:22:05,732 I mean, after all, Sharona, 424 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:09,137 I know how you paid your rent back in Miami. 425 00:22:18,042 --> 00:22:19,724 What kind of dog is that? 426 00:22:22,319 --> 00:22:26,757 Sweetheart, if you want to feel my stomach, 427 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:29,344 all you have to do is ask. 428 00:22:29,627 --> 00:22:31,621 No, I wasn't trying... 429 00:22:31,656 --> 00:22:33,479 Of course you were. 430 00:22:33,514 --> 00:22:36,565 You were thinking, "My God, 431 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:42,074 can he really be that big, or is it a trick?" 432 00:22:42,338 --> 00:22:45,251 Let's find out, shall we? 433 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:51,937 Totally... ¢Ü Alfresco ¢Ü 434 00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:57,373 Oh, my God. 435 00:23:01,258 --> 00:23:03,840 Mom, are you okay? 436 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,290 You've been in there all morning. 437 00:23:05,325 --> 00:23:06,625 Go away.! 438 00:23:07,231 --> 00:23:08,709 Mr. Monk is here. 439 00:23:08,744 --> 00:23:11,366 Tell him I hate my job and I quit. 440 00:23:11,553 --> 00:23:13,249 I've never seen her freak out like this. 441 00:23:13,284 --> 00:23:15,870 I told her not to go! 442 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,111 In case you're wondering, yes, 443 00:23:20,146 --> 00:23:22,343 he really is that fat, okay? 444 00:23:22,378 --> 00:23:25,241 He's Orca! He's horrific! 445 00:23:32,589 --> 00:23:34,803 He also had videotapes of the judge. 446 00:23:34,838 --> 00:23:36,483 What kind of tapes? 447 00:23:38,546 --> 00:23:40,859 Interviews she did for TV. 448 00:23:41,077 --> 00:23:42,884 He had about 10 of'em. 449 00:23:42,919 --> 00:23:43,800 Wait. 450 00:23:45,141 --> 00:23:46,181 Hello. 451 00:23:47,661 --> 00:23:50,532 Yeah, he's here. It's for you. 452 00:23:59,429 --> 00:24:02,270 - Hello. - Bread and butter. 453 00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:06,348 Bread and butter. It's been driving me crazy. 454 00:24:06,383 --> 00:24:08,588 What could she possibly have meant? 455 00:24:08,623 --> 00:24:10,680 Bread and butter. 456 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,751 I figure it was a message. 457 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:16,155 A secret message just for you. 458 00:24:17,836 --> 00:24:19,167 What can I do for you, Dale? 459 00:24:19,202 --> 00:24:21,571 Well, I'm a little worried about Sharona. 460 00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:24,127 She sort of fell apart on us last night. 461 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:27,364 I'm really not sure if we can count on her, Adrian. 462 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,548 You have other things to worry about. 463 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,642 You can't scare me. 464 00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:34,034 Don't even try. You're meek. 465 00:24:34,069 --> 00:24:36,005 Meeky, meek, meek. 466 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,519 Ooh, ooh. Gotta go. 467 00:24:38,554 --> 00:24:41,331 The Munich markets are closing. Toodle-loo. 468 00:24:45,093 --> 00:24:48,722 I'm sorry... I'm sorry I'm eating my lunch, but, 469 00:24:48,757 --> 00:24:50,801 you know, I only take 20 minutes for lunch. 470 00:24:50,836 --> 00:24:53,643 No, no, no, no. I appreciate you squeezing me in. 471 00:24:53,678 --> 00:24:56,408 Okay. So, uh, 472 00:24:57,644 --> 00:25:01,823 we were talking about Dale the Whale. 473 00:25:02,019 --> 00:25:04,105 His name is, uh... 474 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,227 His name is Biederbeck. 475 00:25:05,262 --> 00:25:07,370 Yeah, I know. He owns my building. 476 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:10,459 I'm not surprised. He owns half the city with, uh, 477 00:25:10,494 --> 00:25:12,941 you know, with an option on the other half. 478 00:25:13,173 --> 00:25:19,155 Well, do you think he had like-like a vendetta against Trudy? 479 00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:20,683 It was grueling. 480 00:25:20,718 --> 00:25:25,395 I would find her sitting in the car in the driveway crying. 481 00:25:25,726 --> 00:25:28,188 It was the worst year of her life. 482 00:25:28,992 --> 00:25:32,699 She only had 34. He stole one of them. 483 00:25:32,734 --> 00:25:38,010 So now he's a suspect in this homicide case. 484 00:25:38,045 --> 00:25:41,677 - How does that make you feel? - L-I-I hate the man. 485 00:25:42,253 --> 00:25:43,230 Is that wrong? 486 00:25:43,265 --> 00:25:45,773 No. No. I think it would be unusual if... 487 00:25:45,808 --> 00:25:48,280 you didn't... What, is there something wrong? 488 00:25:51,386 --> 00:25:52,441 Uh... 489 00:26:10,313 --> 00:26:14,584 Yeah, um, tomato sauce on chin. 490 00:26:14,619 --> 00:26:17,234 Okay. Good. Thank-Thank you, Adrian. 491 00:26:19,552 --> 00:26:20,674 What is that? 492 00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:23,710 That is a doggie bag. 493 00:26:23,745 --> 00:26:25,898 My wife and I went out for dinner last night. 494 00:26:25,933 --> 00:26:28,027 And you couldn't finish? 495 00:26:29,034 --> 00:26:31,889 - You were full? - Yeah. That's right. 496 00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,249 You were full. 497 00:26:35,284 --> 00:26:39,493 You-You brought the rest home in a doggie bag. 498 00:26:39,763 --> 00:26:42,634 Am-Am I missing something here? 499 00:26:43,743 --> 00:26:47,019 Adrian, do you know who asked me out? - Hmm? 500 00:26:47,054 --> 00:26:49,464 I'll give you a hint. He's a doctor. 501 00:26:49,499 --> 00:26:50,786 Kervorkian? 502 00:26:50,821 --> 00:26:54,842 Very funny. Christiaan Vezza. 503 00:26:56,611 --> 00:26:58,950 I just love that name, Christiaan. 504 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,108 You know who he's named after? 505 00:27:01,143 --> 00:27:05,506 Christiaan Barnard, who performed the first human heart transplants. 506 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,368 Yes, I know who Christiaan Barnard was. 507 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:20,962 Help me out here. 508 00:27:20,997 --> 00:27:22,845 She lives alone. 509 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,742 She's about to start cooking something. 510 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:29,871 Stir-fried beef. That's a meal, not a bedtime snack. 511 00:27:29,906 --> 00:27:31,048 So? 512 00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:33,214 Why? 513 00:27:34,975 --> 00:27:36,821 Maybe she was hungry. 514 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:37,694 No. 515 00:27:38,018 --> 00:27:41,276 She went out to eat that night. Remember? 516 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:46,358 Doggie bags. She couldn't finish her dinner, 517 00:27:46,393 --> 00:27:48,602 so why was she cooking? 518 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:50,666 I have no idea. 519 00:27:52,432 --> 00:27:54,872 Maybe she wasn't. Maybe after she was dead, 520 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,493 the killer came back downstairs... 521 00:27:58,006 --> 00:28:00,343 to cook something himself. 522 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,892 - Why? - To make smoke. 523 00:28:03,121 --> 00:28:06,223 To set off the smoke alarm in there. 524 00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:13,752 My God. 525 00:28:13,787 --> 00:28:16,177 That's Dale Biederbeck's housekeeper. 526 00:28:17,466 --> 00:28:18,860 You worked for the judge. 527 00:28:18,895 --> 00:28:20,730 You cleaned her house? 528 00:28:20,765 --> 00:28:22,687 Then what happened? 529 00:28:22,722 --> 00:28:26,466 - The man, el gordo... - Adrian, stop it. 530 00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:30,219 The fat man. The big whale, he called me. 531 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:32,359 He offered me more money. 532 00:28:32,394 --> 00:28:34,750 More than double to work for him. 533 00:28:34,785 --> 00:28:37,031 Adrian... - I know. I know. 534 00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:40,719 And then, the man... the fat man... 535 00:28:40,754 --> 00:28:44,255 He was always asking me questions about the judge. 536 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:47,367 When did she work? Who were her friends? 537 00:28:47,402 --> 00:28:49,349 How late does she sleep? 538 00:28:49,582 --> 00:28:51,171 I tried not to answer. 539 00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:54,669 But he kept asking. 540 00:28:56,407 --> 00:29:01,028 Did he ask you how she locked her doors? 541 00:29:01,502 --> 00:29:03,093 Yeah. 542 00:29:04,061 --> 00:29:06,522 And you told him about the hide-a-key? 543 00:29:06,557 --> 00:29:08,917 The key in the rock? 544 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,644 Oh, Senor Monk. 545 00:29:11,831 --> 00:29:15,382 Lo siento. Perdoname.! 546 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:17,100 It's okay. 547 00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:19,430 - You know what, we gotta go now. - Shh, shh, shh. 548 00:29:19,465 --> 00:29:22,361 - Don't-Don't... No, no. - Thank you very much. Thank you. 549 00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:24,101 - It's all good. - We're gonna go now. 550 00:29:24,136 --> 00:29:26,392 - We gotta go. - We have to go. 551 00:29:26,822 --> 00:29:29,375 Sharona, just give me one more second. 552 00:29:31,474 --> 00:29:33,201 What time is it? 553 00:29:34,619 --> 00:29:36,235 No. Don't ask. 554 00:29:36,537 --> 00:29:40,905 Whew. Oh... Okay. 555 00:29:42,731 --> 00:29:44,500 Okay. Okay. 556 00:29:44,535 --> 00:29:46,997 Maybe we're looking at this all wrong. 557 00:29:48,046 --> 00:29:49,733 Maybe he killed her in his apartment, 558 00:29:49,768 --> 00:29:52,092 and then he somehow moved the body back to her house. 559 00:29:52,127 --> 00:29:54,164 No. What about the 911 call? 560 00:29:54,199 --> 00:29:56,100 She made it from the house. 561 00:29:56,435 --> 00:29:57,311 Right. 562 00:30:00,553 --> 00:30:02,582 - What about liposuction? - What? 563 00:30:02,617 --> 00:30:03,637 Liposuction. Yeah. 564 00:30:03,672 --> 00:30:06,862 He "lipoed"himself down to, like, 565 00:30:06,897 --> 00:30:09,072 I don't know, like, 400 pounds. 566 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:12,623 Down the elevator, crossed town, killed the judge. 567 00:30:12,658 --> 00:30:15,312 Well, how did he gain all the weight back? 568 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:21,498 - Reverse liposuction. - Oh, my God. 569 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:24,334 Yeah. He just pumped it all back in. 570 00:30:25,822 --> 00:30:27,777 You think that's possible? 571 00:30:27,812 --> 00:30:30,574 I don't know. Should I call a doctor? 572 00:30:30,609 --> 00:30:36,289 No. Let's keep our reverse liposuction theory to ourselves. Okay, Randy? 573 00:30:38,854 --> 00:30:42,503 Hi. Uh, which one of you is Sue Ellen? 574 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:47,250 Hi. My name is Sharona, and this is my friend Mr. Monk. 575 00:30:47,748 --> 00:30:50,887 He just wants to ask you a couple of questions... 576 00:30:50,922 --> 00:30:55,072 about what you saw the night that the judge was, um... 577 00:30:55,107 --> 00:30:59,400 - Brutally slain. - Yeah. That's right. 578 00:30:59,915 --> 00:31:02,636 - Is he a policeman? - He was. 579 00:31:02,671 --> 00:31:04,507 - What happened? - I had a breakdown. 580 00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:07,830 I was nearly catatonic for about three and a half years. 581 00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,788 I already talked to the real police. 582 00:31:12,823 --> 00:31:13,912 Three times. 583 00:31:13,947 --> 00:31:18,039 I know, but Mr. Monk has a different way of looking at things. 584 00:31:18,074 --> 00:31:19,731 Make them buy some lemonade. 585 00:31:19,766 --> 00:31:21,462 I'll only talk if you buy some lemonade. 586 00:31:21,497 --> 00:31:22,790 That's the rule. 587 00:31:22,825 --> 00:31:24,560 Oh. Okay. 588 00:31:24,933 --> 00:31:26,446 He has to buy some too. 589 00:31:26,481 --> 00:31:29,306 No-No, thanks. 590 00:31:29,341 --> 00:31:31,163 Buy some lemonade. 591 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:34,883 Okay, fine. I'll just have a small... 592 00:31:35,028 --> 00:31:36,961 very, very small. 593 00:31:37,944 --> 00:31:39,402 Yeah, that's... 594 00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:46,400 It's our own recipe. 595 00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:55,585 Mmm, that hit the spot. 596 00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:59,212 Thank you. Okay, now it's your turn. 597 00:31:59,247 --> 00:32:01,415 I want you to think back to that night. 598 00:32:02,242 --> 00:32:03,888 You were walking your dog. 599 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,098 Yeah, I was walking my dog by the big house over there. 600 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,786 Like I do every night. 601 00:32:07,821 --> 00:32:09,966 The smoke alarm went off, so I looked. 602 00:32:11,127 --> 00:32:14,979 And... what did you see? 603 00:32:17,328 --> 00:32:20,339 You familiar with the term extortion? 604 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,524 Just drink it. 605 00:32:34,635 --> 00:32:35,683 Go on. 606 00:32:35,718 --> 00:32:38,740 So I looked, and I saw this really fat guy in the house. 607 00:32:38,775 --> 00:32:42,566 No, I mean like, really fat. Like, fat fat. 608 00:32:42,601 --> 00:32:43,491 Yeah, fat. 609 00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:46,563 Then he opened the curtains, stood on the chair and turned off the alarm. 610 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:50,116 Okay, Sue Ellen, I just want to be absolutely sure. 611 00:32:50,151 --> 00:32:54,639 The alarm sounded, and then you saw the curtains open up? 612 00:33:03,228 --> 00:33:05,042 Oh, look at that. 613 00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:13,138 Is that right? 614 00:33:13,173 --> 00:33:15,086 Smoke alarm and then the curtains? 615 00:33:15,121 --> 00:33:15,956 Yep. 616 00:33:15,991 --> 00:33:19,464 Why would he open the curtains before he turns off the alarm? 617 00:33:20,095 --> 00:33:21,717 He was putting on a show. 618 00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:23,373 What kind of show? 619 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,856 He was putting on a show for you. 620 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:34,788 Adrian. Adrian. Sit and stop it. 621 00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:36,505 Okay. - Just sit! 622 00:33:42,116 --> 00:33:46,257 Adrian, you know how much I like this guy, Dr. Vezza, right? 623 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,905 - Uh-huh. - Okay. Now, look at me, please. 624 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:52,659 I know you're gonna embarrass me, and I know you can't help yourself. 625 00:33:52,694 --> 00:33:54,572 But I am just asking you... 626 00:33:54,607 --> 00:33:56,534 No, you know what, I am begging you, 627 00:33:56,569 --> 00:34:00,564 if you can just try not to embarrass me too much. - Uh-huh. 628 00:34:01,425 --> 00:34:04,218 Just one or two questions and you're done. 629 00:34:04,253 --> 00:34:05,067 Hello. 630 00:34:05,331 --> 00:34:09,714 Oh. Doctor. Doctor, sorry to bother you. I hope this isn't a bad time. 631 00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:11,351 Actually, I'm in the middle of a session, 632 00:34:11,386 --> 00:34:15,638 but, uh, yes, I think I can spare a few minutes. 633 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,656 - Hey there. - Hi. 634 00:34:18,692 --> 00:34:21,101 I'm, uh, really looking forward to Friday night. 635 00:34:21,136 --> 00:34:23,706 - I hope you like Thai. - Oh, I love Thai. 636 00:34:23,741 --> 00:34:25,823 Oh, good. Because there's a new place at the 637 00:34:25,824 --> 00:34:27,813 Embarcadero that I hear is just fantastic. 638 00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:30,924 Doctor, uh, just wanted to ask you, uh, - One. 639 00:34:30,959 --> 00:34:35,578 A couple of questions about your benefactor Mr. Biederbeck. 640 00:34:35,613 --> 00:34:38,746 Miss Fleming was at his apartment last night... - I heard. 641 00:34:38,781 --> 00:34:41,104 Whatever he paid you, it wasn't enough. 642 00:34:41,139 --> 00:34:42,601 While she was there, 643 00:34:42,636 --> 00:34:45,818 Miss Fleming happened to notice some videotapes of Judge Lavinio. 644 00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:47,304 Do you know anything about them? 645 00:34:47,339 --> 00:34:48,827 Yes, I recorded them. 646 00:34:48,862 --> 00:34:52,292 They were, uh, TV interviews, uh, news clips. 647 00:34:52,327 --> 00:34:53,949 We're fine with that. 648 00:34:53,984 --> 00:34:55,534 You're done. 649 00:34:55,729 --> 00:34:59,110 Yes, and do you know why Mr. Biederbeck wanted them? 650 00:34:59,145 --> 00:35:01,278 He was absolutely obsessed with her. 651 00:35:01,313 --> 00:35:02,793 He wanted to know everything about her. 652 00:35:02,828 --> 00:35:05,428 - And, Doctor... - Oh, my God. What is that? 653 00:35:05,463 --> 00:35:10,091 Ah, this is the self-esteem mirror. It's one of my inventions. 654 00:35:10,126 --> 00:35:12,161 Now, this is what you look like, 655 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:16,013 and this is the inner you. This is the you we're working toward. 656 00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:19,752 L-I love this. Best bud, right? 657 00:35:19,787 --> 00:35:20,740 Excuse me. 658 00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:25,608 I see you found another of my inventions. 659 00:35:25,839 --> 00:35:29,478 - The empathy suit. - Dr. Vezza? 660 00:35:30,118 --> 00:35:31,463 Who had a birthday? 661 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:32,947 Oh, mine, actually. 662 00:35:32,982 --> 00:35:35,462 Last week. You missed a great party. 663 00:35:40,197 --> 00:35:41,893 You're 37. 664 00:35:41,928 --> 00:35:47,059 Yes. I was conceived during the big blackout of 1965. 665 00:35:47,182 --> 00:35:48,875 Would you excuse me? 666 00:35:55,213 --> 00:35:58,986 We really have to work on our "Not embarrassing Sharona skills." 667 00:35:59,021 --> 00:36:01,117 - Thirty-seven. - What? 668 00:36:01,152 --> 00:36:02,449 He's 37. 669 00:36:03,798 --> 00:36:05,452 So what? 670 00:36:05,877 --> 00:36:10,914 If he's 37-years-old, then I know how the judge was killed. 671 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:25,933 Did you get the red dress I sent you? 672 00:36:26,531 --> 00:36:29,547 This is too weird just talking to a camera. 673 00:36:30,054 --> 00:36:31,813 Do you want me to wear it? 674 00:36:31,848 --> 00:36:34,606 That's the idea, sweetheart. 675 00:36:37,773 --> 00:36:39,182 It's Captain Stottlemeyer. 676 00:36:41,675 --> 00:36:44,402 - Hello, Mr. Biederbeck. - Captain. 677 00:36:44,437 --> 00:36:48,434 I really wish you would've called. I'm a little busy at the moment. 678 00:36:48,469 --> 00:36:51,701 I'm here to arrest you for the murder of Judge Kate Lavinio. 679 00:36:52,195 --> 00:36:54,978 That's a warrant. Duly sworn. 680 00:36:55,189 --> 00:36:57,423 Sweetheart, I'm gonna have to call you back. 681 00:36:58,924 --> 00:37:00,977 Doctor, will you call Howard Klein... 682 00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:04,692 and tell him we're suing the city for malicious prosecution... again. 683 00:37:04,727 --> 00:37:08,223 I have hired a local construction company to take out this door. 684 00:37:08,258 --> 00:37:11,523 We're gonna get a crane here and lower your fat ass down to the street. 685 00:37:11,558 --> 00:37:14,360 A crane? Oh, that's rich. 686 00:37:14,395 --> 00:37:15,761 But would you mind explaining to me 687 00:37:15,796 --> 00:37:18,016 how I'm supposed to have killed the bitch? 688 00:37:18,051 --> 00:37:21,006 I can't leave this room, remember? 689 00:37:21,862 --> 00:37:23,277 Mr. Monk. 690 00:37:24,182 --> 00:37:26,185 Well, my, my, my. 691 00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:29,857 It's the defective detective once more. 692 00:37:31,236 --> 00:37:33,540 Lay it on me, Einstein. 693 00:37:34,256 --> 00:37:37,604 These two chairs are from the judge's house. 694 00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:41,965 The killer stood on one of them when he turned off the smoke alarm. 695 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:48,115 A girl in the neighborhood saw, quote, a very, very fat man standing on it. 696 00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:51,543 But there's something funny about the chair. 697 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:55,533 It's not broken. 698 00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:58,374 This is Sergeant Cargill from the 14th Precinct. 699 00:37:58,409 --> 00:38:00,147 Sergeant, how much do you weigh? 700 00:38:00,182 --> 00:38:03,320 - 265. - Would you mind? 701 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:12,430 So how could a very, very fat man... 702 00:38:12,465 --> 00:38:14,299 have stood on it? 703 00:38:14,478 --> 00:38:17,802 There's only one explanation. He was a fat man. 704 00:38:18,716 --> 00:38:22,204 Not a heavy man. Lieutenant. 705 00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:30,971 I visited your clinic today and borrowed one of your empathy suits. 706 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,795 Fat, but not heavy. 707 00:38:37,407 --> 00:38:39,997 I believe we have another warrant to serve. 708 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:43,754 You're joking. 709 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:45,281 You were in it together. 710 00:38:45,316 --> 00:38:47,365 You killed her. 711 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,099 Fat man planned it, but you did it. 712 00:38:50,705 --> 00:38:53,952 It was brilliant. You killed her, 713 00:38:53,987 --> 00:38:58,941 and then you left clues behind to make it look like Biederbeck did it. Why? 714 00:38:58,976 --> 00:39:03,739 Because he's the only person on Earth that couldn't possibly have done it. 715 00:39:03,938 --> 00:39:08,170 You wore enormous boots to leave big footprints. 716 00:39:08,205 --> 00:39:09,484 Breaking in was no problem. 717 00:39:09,519 --> 00:39:12,788 The housekeeper told you about the hide-a-key. 718 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:18,076 I admit I was confused until I figured out the sequence of events. 719 00:39:18,111 --> 00:39:20,260 First, you killed the judge. 720 00:39:21,343 --> 00:39:24,757 Then you ransacked the house. 721 00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:26,934 Of course, you needed a witness. 722 00:39:27,048 --> 00:39:29,384 You put on one of your fat suits, set off the alarm, 723 00:39:29,419 --> 00:39:33,807 then waited until you were sure somebody was watching. 724 00:39:35,899 --> 00:39:38,295 And, finally, you called 911. 725 00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:40,069 And you're great with voices, Doctor. 726 00:39:40,104 --> 00:39:43,445 He's in the house. He's right downstairs. 727 00:39:43,554 --> 00:39:46,166 Biederbeck even supplied you with videotapes 728 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:48,256 of the judge so you could practice. 729 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:49,877 This is insane. 730 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:51,927 Why would I risk everything? 731 00:39:51,962 --> 00:39:55,491 You really didn't have a choice, did you, Glenn? 732 00:39:56,758 --> 00:40:00,813 I knew Christiaan wasn't your real name soon as you said you were 37 years old. 733 00:40:00,848 --> 00:40:04,824 You told Sharona that you were named after Christiaan Barnard, 734 00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:09,594 but he wasn't famous until 1967. 735 00:40:09,629 --> 00:40:11,774 After you were born. 736 00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,735 I put the F. B. I. On it. 737 00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:15,640 They were looking for you. 738 00:40:15,869 --> 00:40:18,599 Your real name is Glenn Q Sindell. 739 00:40:18,634 --> 00:40:20,710 You killed a child five years ago. 740 00:40:20,745 --> 00:40:21,656 Accident. 741 00:40:21,691 --> 00:40:25,464 You were operating on her so doped up, you couldn't see straight. 742 00:40:25,499 --> 00:40:26,135 Accident. 743 00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:28,916 Convicted of manslaughter and reckless endangerment, 744 00:40:28,951 --> 00:40:30,849 you were looking at 15 years minimum. 745 00:40:30,884 --> 00:40:34,247 You jumped bail before sentencing, and then you disappeared. 746 00:40:34,282 --> 00:40:35,722 Until now. 747 00:40:36,419 --> 00:40:40,139 And somehow, somehow, Biederbeck learned your secret. 748 00:40:40,174 --> 00:40:44,146 From that moment on, he owned you, didn't he? 749 00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:49,448 Listen, I just have to say, fantastic work, really. 750 00:40:49,483 --> 00:40:51,507 Both of you, kudos. 751 00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:54,849 And-And for the record, I am shocked, shocked, 752 00:40:54,884 --> 00:40:59,518 that my personal physician is both a fugitive and a cold-blooded killer. 753 00:40:59,553 --> 00:41:01,671 Shocked. But... 754 00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:05,518 you can't really tie me to the crime, can you? 755 00:41:05,553 --> 00:41:08,596 Well, now, that really depends on Mr. Sindell. 756 00:41:08,631 --> 00:41:10,422 What do you say, Glenn? 757 00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:12,391 Would you like to talk to us? 758 00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:14,449 It'll be my pleasure. 759 00:41:14,929 --> 00:41:17,429 I'm looking forward to testifying against you. 760 00:41:17,464 --> 00:41:20,891 Maybe once and for all, I can redeem myself for everything I've done. 761 00:41:20,926 --> 00:41:23,163 All the pain I've caused. 762 00:41:23,366 --> 00:41:24,992 I detest you. 763 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:28,343 - Do you? - With every fiber of my being. 764 00:41:29,074 --> 00:41:31,921 Biederbeck, you're an abomination. 765 00:41:32,203 --> 00:41:36,679 An odious, gluttonous, putrid freak of nature. 766 00:41:36,714 --> 00:41:40,458 Wow, it's been a long time since anyone's called me that. 767 00:41:40,493 --> 00:41:43,649 Listen, by the time my lawyers are through with you, 768 00:41:43,684 --> 00:41:46,201 you're not gonna know which end is up. 769 00:41:46,236 --> 00:41:49,347 There's not a prison in the country that can hold me. 770 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:52,081 There's very few shopping malls that can hold you. 771 00:41:53,243 --> 00:41:56,738 But, nonetheless, we're gonna give it a try. 772 00:41:57,002 --> 00:41:58,449 You... 773 00:42:03,954 --> 00:42:05,687 What's he doing? 774 00:42:05,722 --> 00:42:07,808 I think he's trying to kill me. 775 00:42:11,439 --> 00:42:13,945 Wasn't really much of a fight, was it? 776 00:42:18,687 --> 00:42:22,241 Adrian, can I ask you something? 777 00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:25,589 And if it's none of my business, I promise I'll shut up. 778 00:42:25,624 --> 00:42:26,881 I doubt it. 779 00:42:31,377 --> 00:42:33,915 What did Trudy mean by bread and butter? 780 00:42:35,612 --> 00:42:40,336 Whenever Trudy and I were walking somewhere, we'd hold hands. 781 00:42:40,371 --> 00:42:43,735 If there was a lamppost or somebody walked between us, 782 00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:47,039 and we had to let go for a second, 783 00:42:47,319 --> 00:42:50,880 she'd always say "bread and butter." 784 00:42:51,115 --> 00:42:52,463 So when she died? 785 00:42:52,498 --> 00:42:55,118 Yeah, I think it was a message for me. 786 00:42:55,493 --> 00:42:57,159 She was saying, 787 00:42:57,194 --> 00:43:00,874 "I have to let go now for a little while... 788 00:43:01,127 --> 00:43:04,170 but it won't be forever." 789 00:43:05,305 --> 00:43:11,885 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org