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Jerry, I'm a reasonable man.
You're a semi-reasonable man.

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You talk to Mr. Kramer.
I'll talk to Mrs. Kramer.

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Maybe everybody can move
an inch or two on this one.

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Hang on a second.

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- Who's the lucky guy?
- None of your business. You okay?

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Yeah. Okay.

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Jerry, you say that again,

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and I'm gonna take you
to court to support it.

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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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Yeah.

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Oh, God! Take anything...

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Take anything you want!
Wait! Ugh!

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Lou?

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Lou?

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MONK Season 1 Epi. 08
Mr. Monk and the Other Woman

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She's always with me.

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Every time I close my eyes.

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She's always 34 years old.

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She's always wearing the same dress.

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And she's always so...

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Adrian?

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I have something to say.

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It's been four years since you lost Trudy.

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That-That's a long time.

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- It is?
- Yeah.

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Have you ever considered dating again?

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No.

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I've thought about thinking about it.

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And what?
You don't follow through because...

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It's inconceivable.

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I can't think about anything...
life, other people...

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until I find out who murdered her.

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Adrian?

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Adrian?

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Oh, it's a pebble or something.
It's been driving me crazy all day.

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W-Would you say that
Trudy was the perfect woman?

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You know that phrase
"my better half'?

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I never really thought about it
much until she died.

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She was my better half.

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I love that phrase.

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My better half.

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My better half.
Ah, yes, there it is.

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That's it?

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Sensitive feet.

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Do you have a copy of the case file?

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No, not an extra one.

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We're supposed to have a copy.

48
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Can I ask you something?

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Why are you even here?

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We're here because the victim
was a friend of the mayor's.

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Yeah, I know.
They were golfing buddies.

52
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Well, I guess His Honor wanted to
make sure you didn't screw everything up.

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- This scene is cold.
- Yeah.

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The party's pretty much over.
It all went down on Monday night.

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Forty-eight hours.

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I really needed to be here
from the beginning.

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Adrian, Adrian, that is not true.

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There must have been
a dozen cops through here.

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Adrian, you promised the mayor.

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Okay, look at... look at me...
and stay calm.

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Okay?

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You're the best.

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There was a struggle.

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The victim was stabbed.

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Yeah, that's right.

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How do you know he was stabbed?

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I mean, he could've been shot.

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No. You can smell gunpowder residue
in a room this size for four days.

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- You can?
- He can.

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And then the victim was
strangled too. - Yeah.

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You wouldn't happen to know with what?

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A... phone cord.

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You can see.
It's-It's stretched out.

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Oh, yeah. We, uh...
We must've missed that.

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What happened here?

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His assistant must've walked in on it.

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She was stabbed too. D. O. A.
At the hospital.

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Two victims?

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I wanna see more.

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This is all moot, Monk.

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We already have a suspect.

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Who's that?

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His name is Lawrence Grayson.
Pratt was his attorney.

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They lost a case about
a year and a half ago.

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I guess, uh, Grayson wasn't
a very satisfied client.

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A year and a half?

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That's what I call holding a grudge.

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- He burned something?
- He burned his own file.

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The guy was a moron.

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There were duplicate copies all over
the office that he didn't even touch.

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Why didn't he just take the file
with him and burn it later?

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The captain figured he panicked.

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It doesn't make sense.

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What doesn't?

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The whole thing.

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I want to talk to this Grayson.

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Okay. But I should tell you,

98
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Captain Stottlemeyer's not very happy
you're on the case.

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- Did he say something?
- He didn't have to.

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I've been working with him
for four years now.

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I know him.
You pick up little signs.

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- What is your name?
- Stooben.

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Everything with the lawyer's name on it,
you bag it.

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You don't walk around with it.
You bag it.

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Understood? - Yes, sir.

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Okay.

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How am I doing, Monk?

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Fine.

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Oh, if you talk to the mayor,

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tell him thanks very much
for this vote of confidence.

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You can'tjust barge in here.
And rip my house apart.

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How do I know I'm gonna get this stuffback?

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You'll get a complete inventory
when we're through.

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Oh, yeah?
I'm calling my lawyer.

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Your lawyer's dead, sir.
That's why we're here.

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Hey. Hey. Hey, hey.

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Do you mind? Please.

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Hang on! Another step,
and I'll arrest you for obstruction.

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That's a very impressive collection,
Mr. Grayson.

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Thank you very much.
Yeah, I'm a collector.

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Everything in there's legit, okay?

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I got paper on everything in there.

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It's a hobby.
I'm permitted to have a hobby, am I not?

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Excuse me.
Is that your truck parked out front?

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Yeah, that's my truck.

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You own your own security company?

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Yes, I do.

128
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Now, why would I kill Lou Pratt, okay?

129
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He's been my lawyer for 22 years.

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There are 4,000 files in that office.

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The killer went out of his way
to burn just one of them... yours.

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Mine?

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Okay, so he burns my file.
So what?

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- You owed him some money.
- Yeah, 400 bucks.

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I'm suing the bitch next door,

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he screws up the case,
I refuse to pay him.

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I'm gonna kill him for 400 bucks?
I don't think so.

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Can I have permission to walk my dog?

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- You guys are making him goofy.
- Permission granted.

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- Thank you.
- Keep an eye on him.

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Here, Bobo. Come here.

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- What?
- That guy...

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owns a security company.

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He could've picked any
lock in that office...

145
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but he broke a window.

146
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Yeah, this guy is not stupid.

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He knows we know he can pick a lock.

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He tried to throw us a curveball.

149
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It doesn't make any sense.

150
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Does everything have
to make sense, Monk?

151
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Well, yeah, it kinda does.

152
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See that?

153
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They're in my house right now.
They're ripping the whole place apart.

154
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It's not my problem.

155
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You made it your problem
when you built that thing, sweetheart.

156
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What is with you and my garage?

157
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It's over, okay?
You lost the case.

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Garage.
That thing is a shopping mall.

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- It's not a garage.
- Oh, come on!

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You understand what "setback" means?

161
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You understand what rules and
regulations are? - Is that the neighbor?

162
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Monica Waters.

163
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She owns a travel agency
in Westbrook Mall.

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You're like this broken record.
You just keep going on and on.

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I see you got your own address
on there now.

166
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Pretty soon you're gonna qualify
for its own zip code.

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- Who are you to talk about regulations?
- Excuse me?

168
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That dog of yours is a public menace.
It's never on a leash,

169
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and every kid in the neighborhood
is frightened to death of it.

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Don't give me that.

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This is a champion show dog right here,
and it's bred for temperament.

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Oh, right, right.
I'll try to remember that...

173
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when I have to unfasten his jaw
from my leg!

174
00:10:03,627 --> 00:10:05,744
Excuse me.
This dog is no show dog.

175
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,029
What are you saying?

176
00:10:07,183 --> 00:10:09,904
Show dogs have to be purebred.

177
00:10:09,939 --> 00:10:11,397
This is not a pure Rottweiler.

178
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You can tell by the paws.

179
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They're... They're too big.

180
00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:20,532
- The paws are too big?
- They're too big.

181
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My hero.

182
00:10:24,738 --> 00:10:28,154
Okay, Mr. Grayson,
why don't we take that little walk now?

183
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I'd love to come back and
visit you sometime about that badge.

184
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Bring your little buddy there too.
Not a purebred.

185
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- Let's go.
- Let's get away from here.

186
00:10:37,713 --> 00:10:39,211
Monk, are you coming?

187
00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:43,343
L-I think I'll check out the garage.

188
00:10:51,675 --> 00:10:53,370
Are you okay?

189
00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:54,352
Mm-hmm.

190
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You know who she looks like
in a weird way?

191
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Trudy.

192
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:05,436
You think? - Mm-hmm.

193
00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:20,770
What's he doing?

194
00:11:21,018 --> 00:11:23,229
It's his... It's his thing.

195
00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:29,466
When was it built?

196
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,567
Two years ago.

197
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:35,503
That's about the time your husband
moved out?

198
00:11:37,023 --> 00:11:38,283
How did you know that?

199
00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:42,022
Pachysandra under the basketball net.
About two year's worth.

200
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,283
Wow.
That's twice you've impressed me.

201
00:11:45,318 --> 00:11:47,494
A new world record.
I'm Monica.

202
00:11:47,529 --> 00:11:49,645
Monica Waters.
And you are?

203
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:55,611
Um, me. Um...

204
00:11:55,646 --> 00:11:57,356
- Monk.
- Monk.

205
00:11:57,391 --> 00:11:59,028
Adrian Monk.

206
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:01,841
Hi.

207
00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:07,046
Oh, it's, uh... It's... I, um...

208
00:12:08,955 --> 00:12:11,571
Could I take a look inside the garage?

209
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,673
Yeah, sure. You'll need this.

210
00:12:15,739 --> 00:12:17,228
Thanks.

211
00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:23,372
He's a detective?

212
00:12:23,407 --> 00:12:25,485
A private consultant.

213
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,903
- Is he married?
- No.

214
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,853
He's wearing a wedding band.

215
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,235
He thinks about his wife a lot.

216
00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:33,037
You know, she's deceased.

217
00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:36,172
- Oh. He's "germaphobic"?
- Yep.

218
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:40,148
With classic obsessive-compulsive
tendencies.

219
00:12:40,899 --> 00:12:42,886
How did you know that?

220
00:12:42,921 --> 00:12:46,967
- Oh, my God.! Oh, my God.!
- What?

221
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,471
Oh, my God!

222
00:12:49,506 --> 00:12:51,103
What's wrong?

223
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,758
It's perfect.
It's immaculate.

224
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:58,810
You see, it's divided into
different sections...

225
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:03,280
gardening, automotive.

226
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,598
You made little labels...

227
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,244
so that you always know
where everything goes.

228
00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:13,434
My husband was very organized,
so I guess it kind of rubbed off.

229
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,923
Hold it! Hold it.

230
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,301
May I?

231
00:13:27,787 --> 00:13:29,513
That's got it.

232
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,566
May I say something?

233
00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:35,901
If I ever have a garage,

234
00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:40,261
I want it to look just like this.

235
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:43,930
Well, is there anything else?

236
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:46,460
No. No, not... not really.

237
00:13:46,495 --> 00:13:50,151
Okay. Well, it was
very nice meeting you, Mr. Monk.

238
00:13:50,186 --> 00:13:53,509
Uh-Uh, however, in the future,

239
00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:56,277
I might have quite a few questions.

240
00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:59,793
Okay, so how does that work?
Should I come to your precinct?

241
00:13:59,828 --> 00:14:02,544
Well, no. I don't really
have an office there.

242
00:14:02,702 --> 00:14:06,059
We could have coffee, or...

243
00:14:06,094 --> 00:14:09,010
or do you eat dinner?

244
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:12,831
Yes, I-I've been known to eat dinner.

245
00:14:15,226 --> 00:14:17,227
Do I eat dinner?

246
00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:18,918
Yeah, you eat dinner.

247
00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,741
We both eat dinner.

248
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,399
Then it's a date.

249
00:14:30,182 --> 00:14:32,080
"It's a date"?

250
00:14:46,325 --> 00:14:49,925
This place has really changed.

251
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,010
You've been here before?

252
00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:52,959
We used to come here all the time.

253
00:14:52,994 --> 00:14:54,247
You and your wife?

254
00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:58,920
Yeah, it's so different.
That blackboard was over there,

255
00:14:58,955 --> 00:15:02,009
and I think the salt and
pepper shakers are new.

256
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,965
Is that it?

257
00:15:06,384 --> 00:15:09,639
Yeah, that... that's it.

258
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:11,437
You don't like change, do you?

259
00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:13,226
I have no problem with change.

260
00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:15,728
I just don't like to be
there when it happens.

261
00:15:16,138 --> 00:15:17,408
Hi. I'm Vickie.

262
00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:21,443
Hi, Vickie. I'm Adrian Monk,
and this is Monica Waters.

263
00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:25,071
Hi. - I'll have the Caesar salad and
some coffee, please.

264
00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:26,954
Great. - And I'll have the veal.

265
00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:27,781
Okay.

266
00:15:27,816 --> 00:15:31,535
- And, uh... Oh, never mind.
- Okay.

267
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:33,261
Excuse me.

268
00:15:33,539 --> 00:15:38,834
I wonder, could I get separate plates
for the potatoes and the vegetables?

269
00:15:38,869 --> 00:15:41,850
You want them all on separate plates?

270
00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:44,466
- Please.
- Okay.

271
00:15:47,841 --> 00:15:49,844
You don't like your food to touch?

272
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:52,513
I believe most people don't like
their food to touch.

273
00:15:52,548 --> 00:15:55,391
They just don't have the guts to admit it.

274
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,321
And I bet you bring your own silverware.

275
00:16:00,188 --> 00:16:02,859
No. Please.
I'm not a fanatic.

276
00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:06,277
So, you said you had quite a few questions.

277
00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:08,572
That may have been an exaggeration.

278
00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:10,833
How many do you have?

279
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:13,920
None. I have none.

280
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:17,925
Don't you want to ask me about Grayson,
the neighbor from hell?

281
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,874
No. I don't think he did it.

282
00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:22,558
I don't... I don't buy the motive.

283
00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:30,684
Then what are we doing here,
Mr. Monk?

284
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,409
I'm not sure.

285
00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:43,898
Okay, then I have a question for you.

286
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:47,903
Sharona said after your wife died,
you never left the house.

287
00:16:47,938 --> 00:16:49,113
That's not true.

288
00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:53,156
I went outside to get the paper... twice.

289
00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:54,953
And now you're a famous detective.

290
00:16:54,988 --> 00:16:57,537
Oh, far from famous.

291
00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:59,456
The other cops certainly respect you.

292
00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:01,335
The mayor calls you and depends on you.

293
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,586
You're obviously out of the house.

294
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:05,388
How did you do it?

295
00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:07,850
Captain Stottlemeyer was
worried about me,

296
00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:12,552
and he hired a nurse to take care of me.

297
00:17:12,587 --> 00:17:15,348
She showed up one day and just never left.

298
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,893
You got lucky.
You found the right person.

299
00:17:19,229 --> 00:17:21,602
That's a secret, isn't it?

300
00:17:25,191 --> 00:17:27,251
How long were you married?

301
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:30,823
Oh, look! A jukebox!

302
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,586
D-7.

303
00:17:56,137 --> 00:18:02,566
¢Ü I don't know if it's cloudy or bright ¢Ü

304
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:07,667
¢Ü I only have eyes ¢Ü

305
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:14,338
¢Ü For you ¢Ü

306
00:18:34,685 --> 00:18:37,512
So how did it go last night?

307
00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:38,974
Fine.

308
00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:40,943
What did you talk about?

309
00:18:41,282 --> 00:18:43,392
Mostly we talked about me.

310
00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:46,855
She-She kept asking me questions.

311
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,485
Really?

312
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,488
Yeah.

313
00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:55,910
Yeah. I think maybe she's interested in me.

314
00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:59,827
- Okay.
- Is that impossible?

315
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:03,746
That a woman like her could
be interested in me?

316
00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:07,426
Sharona.

317
00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:10,463
I'm thinking.

318
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,857
Talk about nerve.

319
00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:19,932
He kills the guy,
then shows up at the funeral.

320
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,683
I don't think he killed anybody.

321
00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:23,976
Did you get a look at that ring he wears?

322
00:19:24,011 --> 00:19:26,102
- The guy was a Green Beret.
- So?

323
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:28,327
You saw the crime scene.
It was a mess.

324
00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:31,658
That was a real struggle.
It must have gone on for three minutes.

325
00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:37,532
How could a 65-year-old man fight off
a former Green Beret?

326
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,865
He didn't want to die.

327
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,074
Good afternoon.
Thanks for coming.

328
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,704
We gather today on this sad day...

329
00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:49,752
to say good-bye to our dear,
departed friend, Lou Pratt.

330
00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:53,880
That man who committed his life
to the principles of reason...

331
00:19:53,915 --> 00:19:58,843
has been taken from us
in such an unfair manner...

332
00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:03,013
Is irony in its most bitter form.

333
00:20:03,156 --> 00:20:10,271
Anyone who knew
this tough, hard-nosed attorney...

334
00:20:10,306 --> 00:20:15,404
knew Lou Pratt's most well-guarded secret.

335
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:20,115
The man was a teddy bear.

336
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:23,742
It is why many of you have come here today

337
00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:28,207
to say good-bye to a man
who was always there for you.

338
00:20:28,242 --> 00:20:29,875
As an attorney,

339
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,879
Lou Pratt was a man who always
let you know where you stood.

340
00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:34,853
Excuse me.

341
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:37,507
- Can I help you?
- Thanks. We're fine.

342
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:41,971
Most of us preferred to stand with him
instead of against him.

343
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:45,180
Sir, please!
Enough is enough!

344
00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:50,665
about Lou was his belief in the concept
of compromise. - Thank God.

345
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,983
- And heaven help the man...
- Can you believe this guy?

346
00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:57,114
He's hacking up a lung.
A guy's got his limits, right?

347
00:20:57,149 --> 00:20:58,968
That was mine.

348
00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:01,048
I just couldn't help myself.

349
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,898
Do you see how assertive you were?

350
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:06,890
It actually does feel pretty good.

351
00:21:23,111 --> 00:21:24,835
Hey! You!

352
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,336
You should be ashamed of yourself.

353
00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,423
I am, 24-7.

354
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,443
Do you know what tomorrow is?

355
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,621
Thursday.

356
00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:33,180
Tomorrow is my uncle's birthday.

357
00:21:33,215 --> 00:21:34,741
He would've been 90 years old.

358
00:21:34,776 --> 00:21:38,643
- Hey, he didn't mean to kill him.
- He was coughing on my neck.

359
00:21:38,678 --> 00:21:40,352
He was my hero.

360
00:21:43,462 --> 00:21:47,764
I could feel the spray
on the back of my neck.

361
00:21:47,799 --> 00:21:49,083
Monk!

362
00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:51,394
Where's Grayson?

363
00:21:51,429 --> 00:21:52,859
He's still inside.

364
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,106
Monk doesn't think he did it.

365
00:21:54,141 --> 00:21:56,983
Oh, really?
Well, this should interest you.

366
00:21:57,018 --> 00:21:59,778
Grayson bought a bunch
of knives online a year ago

367
00:21:59,813 --> 00:22:01,653
that match the murder weapon.

368
00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:06,119
A million people buy knives online.

369
00:22:06,154 --> 00:22:08,553
And we know Grayson collects weapons.

370
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,212
What do you got?

371
00:22:10,776 --> 00:22:13,604
"Something's wrong, Captain.
It doesn't make any sense, Captain."

372
00:22:13,639 --> 00:22:16,346
Huh? You got nothin', Monk.

373
00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,988
Grayson is the guy.

374
00:22:19,023 --> 00:22:21,526
If I had a farm, I'd bet it.

375
00:22:23,502 --> 00:22:26,411
- Let's go home. I need a shower.
- Who needs this?

376
00:22:30,757 --> 00:22:32,883
Okay, Sherman, let's go.
Come on!

377
00:22:34,828 --> 00:22:36,046
Sherman?

378
00:22:37,421 --> 00:22:38,977
Come on, boy. Come on!

379
00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:41,524
Let's go. Come on!

380
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,507
Oh, no.

381
00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:49,641
Sherman! Come on.
Where are ya?

382
00:22:50,523 --> 00:22:53,160
Sher... Here, boy!

383
00:22:57,853 --> 00:22:59,019
Sherman?

384
00:22:59,697 --> 00:23:01,677
What are you doing in her garage?

385
00:23:04,345 --> 00:23:06,839
What's wrong, boy?
What's wrong?

386
00:23:06,874 --> 00:23:11,160
Sherman, what are you doing in here?

387
00:23:14,904 --> 00:23:16,891
What's going on in here?

388
00:23:30,124 --> 00:23:31,477
Adrian?

389
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,387
Adrian?

390
00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:40,478
Hey.

391
00:23:41,955 --> 00:23:44,961
Hey yourself. How did you sleep?

392
00:23:44,996 --> 00:23:46,168
Mmm.

393
00:23:47,491 --> 00:23:50,087
You know, I don't think
she looks anything like me.

394
00:23:50,122 --> 00:23:52,325
That's what I've been saying.

395
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,515
Are you attracted to her?

396
00:23:55,104 --> 00:23:56,570
Of course not.

397
00:23:57,455 --> 00:23:59,805
It's okay if you are.

398
00:24:00,049 --> 00:24:02,055
You're only human.

399
00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:03,995
I'm not attracted to her.

400
00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:07,050
Adrian Monk, you're the world's
greatest detective

401
00:24:07,085 --> 00:24:09,804
and the world's worst liar.

402
00:24:10,527 --> 00:24:14,547
Hello? Are you there?

403
00:24:14,773 --> 00:24:17,561
- Adrian, if you're there...
- Pick up the phone.

404
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,538
Monk, hello?

405
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,360
Where are you?

406
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,936
If you're there, please pick up.

407
00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:32,123
- Hello?
- Oh, thank God.

408
00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:33,226
Monica?

409
00:24:33,261 --> 00:24:34,460
Grayson is dead.

410
00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:38,280
He was in my garage.
I found him.

411
00:24:38,832 --> 00:24:41,693
- I didn't know who else to call.
- It's okay. It's okay.

412
00:24:41,728 --> 00:24:45,007
They've been questioning me
for the last hour and a half.

413
00:24:46,992 --> 00:24:50,056
Adrian, what's happening?
Who's doing this?

414
00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:51,507
I don't know.

415
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:53,744
They think I'm involved.

416
00:24:54,739 --> 00:24:56,619
Do you need a lawyer?

417
00:24:56,654 --> 00:24:59,709
I have a lawyer.
What I need is a friend.

418
00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:04,322
Stand back, ma'am.

419
00:25:07,035 --> 00:25:08,705
How'd that happen?

420
00:25:08,956 --> 00:25:11,298
She must've called him from the station.

421
00:25:12,422 --> 00:25:14,178
He's like a bad cold.

422
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,344
Ma'am, could you excuse us, please?

423
00:25:20,379 --> 00:25:21,813
It's okay.

424
00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:23,871
Captain.

425
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,628
How's your friend?

426
00:25:26,663 --> 00:25:28,014
She's a little upset.

427
00:25:28,049 --> 00:25:29,261
Yeah, I'll bet she is.

428
00:25:30,126 --> 00:25:34,236
Well, that's it for Grayson.
He's no longer a suspect.

429
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:37,322
But I think we're
in the right neighborhood. - Uh-huh.

430
00:25:37,357 --> 00:25:40,010
Somebody used his dog to lure him in here.

431
00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:42,025
The murder weapon.

432
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:43,666
He was struck from behind.

433
00:25:43,701 --> 00:25:46,050
- Any prints?
- No. Negative on the shovel.

434
00:25:46,085 --> 00:25:47,982
Negative on the dog collar too.

435
00:25:48,017 --> 00:25:49,836
Probably wearing gloves.

436
00:25:49,871 --> 00:25:51,349
Please don't touch that.

437
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:52,843
Any ideas, Monk?

438
00:25:52,878 --> 00:25:54,231
'Cause I have a few.

439
00:25:54,266 --> 00:25:57,016
- Most of'em involve your girlfriend.
- She's not...

440
00:25:57,051 --> 00:26:00,077
She has means, motive.
They've been feuding for years.

441
00:26:00,112 --> 00:26:01,533
And threatening each other.

442
00:26:01,568 --> 00:26:03,314
Now he turns up dead in her garage.

443
00:26:03,349 --> 00:26:05,951
He's dead. The lawyer's dead.
Lawyer's secretary's dead.

444
00:26:05,986 --> 00:26:07,231
A whole lot of dead people.

445
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:10,323
That light... with the motion detectors.

446
00:26:10,358 --> 00:26:11,947
It's all smashed.

447
00:26:11,982 --> 00:26:14,289
Yeah. Probably with the shovel.

448
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,032
Our killer preferred to work in the dark.

449
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,957
Why didn't he just turn it off?

450
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:21,901
No, the killer couldn't find the switch.

451
00:26:21,936 --> 00:26:24,048
Why? Because he'd never been
in the garage before.

452
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:28,342
Or she was hiding near the light,
it came on,

453
00:26:28,377 --> 00:26:31,234
she freaked out and
she smashed it with the shovel.

454
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,084
That's possible, Monk.

455
00:26:33,344 --> 00:26:35,033
- Isn't that possible?
- It's possible.

456
00:26:35,068 --> 00:26:36,347
Yes. Here's the situation.

457
00:26:36,382 --> 00:26:39,511
Your friend Monica Waters is
a suspect in three homicides.

458
00:26:39,546 --> 00:26:40,503
Oh, no, no, no.

459
00:26:40,538 --> 00:26:43,301
Yes. Monk, you're not seeing this clearly.

460
00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:46,079
You're too close to her.
You've got a big blind spot.

461
00:26:46,114 --> 00:26:49,037
- I just don't...
- Adrian, listen to me.

462
00:26:49,286 --> 00:26:51,675
She is not Trudy.

463
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,901
Miss Waters, your garage is
an active crime scene.

464
00:27:03,936 --> 00:27:05,537
It's off limits. Understood?

465
00:27:05,572 --> 00:27:06,418
Yeah.

466
00:27:07,164 --> 00:27:09,374
You're not planning
on leaving town, are you?

467
00:27:10,012 --> 00:27:12,133
No. - Good.

468
00:27:14,345 --> 00:27:17,423
Adrian, what's going on?
Am I a suspect?

469
00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:19,536
They're just...
They're just doing their job.

470
00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:22,621
I can't believe this is happening.
What if they're still out there?

471
00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:24,751
What if I'm next?
Well, I can't stay here alone.

472
00:27:24,786 --> 00:27:27,042
What the hell am I supposed to do?

473
00:27:27,549 --> 00:27:31,089
I could stay here... tonight.

474
00:27:32,132 --> 00:27:33,852
You would do that?

475
00:27:36,818 --> 00:27:39,722
Can I have a sleepover?

476
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,727
First aid kit...

477
00:27:44,762 --> 00:27:47,610
and toothbrush.

478
00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:49,148
Backup toothbrushes.

479
00:27:49,183 --> 00:27:51,774
Backup bristles for
the backup toothbrushes.

480
00:27:51,809 --> 00:27:53,987
I am not coming to get you
in the middle of the night.

481
00:27:54,022 --> 00:27:57,239
You won't have to get me.
I'm not a child, Sharona.

482
00:27:58,324 --> 00:28:00,785
I can't find my P. J.'s.

483
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,581
Gently.

484
00:28:13,298 --> 00:28:17,343
Adrian, I don't have
a good feeling about her.

485
00:28:17,378 --> 00:28:18,804
Underwear.

486
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:20,682
Four pair should be enough.

487
00:28:20,811 --> 00:28:24,766
- I think she's dangerous.
- I think you're jealous.

488
00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:28,271
I am not jealous.
I am scared.

489
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:29,646
Three people are dead.

490
00:28:29,681 --> 00:28:33,150
The only danger I'm in tonight is
running out of talcum powder.

491
00:28:33,185 --> 00:28:34,985
Oh! Talcum powder.

492
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:52,753
Hello?

493
00:28:53,423 --> 00:28:55,088
Hi.

494
00:28:57,632 --> 00:29:00,652
Uh, I'm right down the hall,
and this is you.

495
00:29:00,687 --> 00:29:02,806
Right down the hall? Wow!

496
00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:05,240
Wow, this is a great room.

497
00:29:05,275 --> 00:29:08,491
This is Derrick's...
This was Derrick's study.

498
00:29:09,143 --> 00:29:12,316
- Moist towelettes. You didn't have to.
- So you're all right, then?

499
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:15,150
Are you kidding? I may never leave.

500
00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:18,113
I mean, you know...

501
00:29:18,569 --> 00:29:21,786
Uh, the couch folds out,
and there are clean sheets.

502
00:29:21,821 --> 00:29:23,740
Oh, I brought my own.

503
00:29:23,775 --> 00:29:25,786
Adrian, I have sheets.

504
00:29:25,821 --> 00:29:29,779
Well, as long as I brought my own,
I might as well... might as well use them.

505
00:29:29,814 --> 00:29:31,508
It's no big deal.

506
00:29:31,543 --> 00:29:35,182
Um, the only thing
I need is a pillowcase.

507
00:29:38,482 --> 00:29:40,439
- Pillowcases.
- That's a lot of pillowcases.

508
00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,640
Yeah. Derrick never used
the same one twice.

509
00:29:42,675 --> 00:29:43,788
That must have been hard...

510
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,985
- living with somebody like that.
- Yes..

511
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:47,829
and-and no.

512
00:29:51,765 --> 00:29:53,716
I'll put them here for you.

513
00:29:54,207 --> 00:29:55,873
Well, dinner's about ready.
I hope you're hungry.

514
00:29:55,908 --> 00:29:58,543
Oh, yeah. I'll just, uh...

515
00:29:58,893 --> 00:30:04,501
I'll-I'll be right with you.
I just want to, uh, go and freshen up.

516
00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,440
Okay.

517
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,654
Captain! Captain, look at this.

518
00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:23,379
Derrick Waters, Monica's ex-husband.

519
00:30:23,414 --> 00:30:24,633
Give me a quarter.

520
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,626
His credit cards were never canceled.

521
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:30,779
The last thing he bought was on March 11.

522
00:30:30,814 --> 00:30:33,175
- Then he just disappeared.
- March 11.

523
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,365
When did she start building that garage?

524
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:39,973
March 14, same year.

525
00:30:42,379 --> 00:30:45,173
Son of a bitch.
He's under the garage.

526
00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:47,113
Should we call Monk?

527
00:30:47,148 --> 00:30:49,129
No. Let him read about it in the paper.

528
00:30:49,702 --> 00:30:51,515
- Maybe we should call him.
- Why?

529
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:53,787
I just talked to Sharona. He's there.

530
00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:56,954
He's where?

531
00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:06,839
Monica?

532
00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:09,781
Monica?

533
00:31:10,645 --> 00:31:11,958
There you are.

534
00:31:11,993 --> 00:31:14,035
- Oh. Should we eat?
- Are you okay?

535
00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:15,558
Fine. Let's eat.

536
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:20,073
Adrian, you were in the bathroom for,
like, two hours.

537
00:31:20,563 --> 00:31:21,963
I don't think so.

538
00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:24,901
It's 9:30.

539
00:31:26,082 --> 00:31:28,103
I don't think so.

540
00:31:28,539 --> 00:31:31,289
I knocked on the door, like, five times.

541
00:31:32,876 --> 00:31:33,866
You did?

542
00:31:33,901 --> 00:31:35,656
You kept saying,
"Just a minute."

543
00:31:35,691 --> 00:31:38,776
I did? - Then you recited the lyrics to
"Duke of Earl."

544
00:31:38,811 --> 00:31:40,728
Really?

545
00:31:40,763 --> 00:31:43,334
I guess I'm a little nervous.

546
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:47,741
And then for, like, 20 minutes,
you were gargling or something.

547
00:31:48,528 --> 00:31:49,898
Sorry.

548
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,899
Why don't I pour you a glass of wine?

549
00:31:52,934 --> 00:31:55,231
It's certainly had a chance to breathe.

550
00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:03,220
Hello?

551
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,789
Monk, it's me.
Get out of there.

552
00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:07,796
What? - Listen to me.
She's a killer.

553
00:32:07,831 --> 00:32:11,189
You're in danger.
Get out of the house.

554
00:32:19,027 --> 00:32:20,681
What did you say?

555
00:32:20,716 --> 00:32:22,994
She is a killer, Monk.
Get out of there.

556
00:32:23,029 --> 00:32:25,199
- Who is it?
- Sharona.

557
00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:26,886
Is she standing right there?

558
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,800
That's right.

559
00:32:28,835 --> 00:32:29,600
Listen to me.

560
00:32:29,635 --> 00:32:31,870
Her husband disappeared two years ago.

561
00:32:31,905 --> 00:32:34,241
Two days later,
she started building the garage.

562
00:32:34,276 --> 00:32:37,124
Monk, she killed him.
She buried him under the garage.

563
00:32:37,159 --> 00:32:40,040
We're getting a court order tonight.
We're gonna dig him up in the morning.

564
00:32:40,075 --> 00:32:41,607
Of course I'll be there.

565
00:32:41,642 --> 00:32:43,375
I wouldn't miss it for the world.

566
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:45,644
Just get out of there, okay?

567
00:32:47,854 --> 00:32:49,040
Bye.

568
00:32:50,753 --> 00:32:52,676
That was Sharona.

569
00:32:52,711 --> 00:32:55,095
Her son got the lead in the school play.

570
00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:56,894
Oh, really? What play?

571
00:32:57,939 --> 00:32:59,565
Gandhi.

572
00:32:59,988 --> 00:33:02,366
Gandhi? Is that a play?

573
00:33:02,401 --> 00:33:05,865
I think they added a few songs.

574
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:06,844
You wanna come?

575
00:33:06,879 --> 00:33:09,796
Oh, I think I'll be having
a headache that night.

576
00:33:11,036 --> 00:33:12,860
To new friends.

577
00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:30,009
Well, I've been keeping dinner warm
in the kitchen.

578
00:33:39,114 --> 00:33:40,154
Are you all right?

579
00:33:40,189 --> 00:33:42,189
Yes. Perfect.

580
00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:47,561
I love these dishes.
They were my grandmother's.

581
00:33:47,596 --> 00:33:51,839
When I was four years old, she told me
I could have them when she died.

582
00:33:52,265 --> 00:33:54,322
I said I can't wait.

583
00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:14,758
You're not eating.

584
00:34:14,793 --> 00:34:17,240
I ate in the bathroom.

585
00:34:18,297 --> 00:34:20,673
I had some mints.

586
00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:23,366
Try my salad.
I made the dressing myself.

587
00:34:23,401 --> 00:34:24,726
Okay.

588
00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:40,775
Mmm. Mm-mm. Delicious.

589
00:34:40,810 --> 00:34:42,470
You didn't taste it.

590
00:34:43,395 --> 00:34:45,990
Sure I did.
And it's very good.

591
00:34:46,025 --> 00:34:49,184
No, you didn't. Open your mouth.
Let me see.

592
00:34:56,606 --> 00:34:59,546
Okay. I promise I won't be upset.

593
00:34:59,581 --> 00:35:01,272
Just tell me the truth.

594
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:03,582
Are you trying to kill me?

595
00:35:03,617 --> 00:35:05,699
- What?
- It's okay if you are.

596
00:35:05,734 --> 00:35:07,841
L-I just need to know.

597
00:35:10,304 --> 00:35:12,071
Is this poisoned?

598
00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:14,293
Do you think I could hurt you?

599
00:35:14,328 --> 00:35:16,285
He's under the garage, isn't he?

600
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,659
- Who is?
- Your ex-husband.

601
00:35:17,694 --> 00:35:19,170
You buried him under the garage.

602
00:35:19,205 --> 00:35:22,742
- How could you say that?
- Everybody's saying it.

603
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:34,320
My husband, Derrick,
is a schizophrenic.

604
00:35:34,355 --> 00:35:38,867
He had a complete breakdown two
years ago. He's in a private institution.

605
00:35:38,902 --> 00:35:42,971
We've been trying to keep it a secret.
He didn't want his family to know.

606
00:35:43,485 --> 00:35:45,645
Oh, my God!

607
00:35:47,038 --> 00:35:49,605
He's in Zurich, isn't he?

608
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,264
At the Breinnhoff Clinic?

609
00:35:52,522 --> 00:35:53,670
How did you know that?

610
00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:56,416
It's the best hospital in the world
for psychological disorders.

611
00:35:56,451 --> 00:35:59,433
I'd be there myself, but I don't fly.

612
00:35:59,468 --> 00:36:03,580
Oh. - And you have soap
from different hotels in Zurich.

613
00:36:03,615 --> 00:36:07,494
I assumed you liked to take ski vacations.

614
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,066
Who is it?
Who's there?

615
00:36:18,919 --> 00:36:20,682
I've got a gun.

616
00:36:21,352 --> 00:36:23,998
No, you don't, Monk.

617
00:36:24,386 --> 00:36:26,461
Captain.
Captain, listen.

618
00:36:26,496 --> 00:36:28,614
- You don't want to do this.
- What is that? Pepper spray?

619
00:36:28,649 --> 00:36:31,949
Let me explain.
Look, you don't want to do this!

620
00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:33,985
Hold him. Charley, hold him.

621
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:36,198
Ma'am, we're in the process
of getting a warrant.

622
00:36:36,233 --> 00:36:38,350
- We're gonna dig up your garage.
- Why?

623
00:36:38,385 --> 00:36:39,477
I think you know why.

624
00:36:39,512 --> 00:36:41,061
Captain, before you say another word,

625
00:36:41,096 --> 00:36:43,111
Derrick Waters is not buried
under that garage.

626
00:36:43,146 --> 00:36:46,629
He's in Zurich. He's in a private clinic.
He's been there for two years.

627
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:50,189
In Zurich? - Yes. I have a number
if you want to verify it.

628
00:36:50,224 --> 00:36:51,627
In Zurich?

629
00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:54,884
Really?

630
00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:00,395
So where does that leave us?

631
00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:02,389
We're back at square one.

632
00:37:09,292 --> 00:37:11,914
Thank you. Thank you very much.

633
00:37:13,447 --> 00:37:15,480
Welcome to square one.

634
00:37:15,515 --> 00:37:19,053
What are we doing here?
I know you told me, but I didn't listen.

635
00:37:19,088 --> 00:37:20,485
Okay, one more time.

636
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,259
- The burnt file.
- What?

637
00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:26,558
- Grayson's file. The burnt file.
- Oh. Mm-hmm.

638
00:37:26,593 --> 00:37:29,968
Oh, God. It had nothing
to do with anything.

639
00:37:30,003 --> 00:37:32,130
Absolutely nothing.

640
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,981
- It was a decoy.
- A decoy?

641
00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:40,430
The real answer is in
one of these other files.

642
00:37:40,465 --> 00:37:41,888
Oh, you have to be joking.

643
00:37:41,923 --> 00:37:45,365
If I was joking, it would certainly
be a lot funnier than this.

644
00:37:50,031 --> 00:37:53,002
We-We can't read all of this.

645
00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:54,504
Look at this!

646
00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:58,752
- Oh, this is gonna take forever.
- Better get started.

647
00:37:58,787 --> 00:38:03,235
We have to think of something else.
This is ridiculous.

648
00:38:03,270 --> 00:38:04,257
Wait!

649
00:38:05,453 --> 00:38:07,518
- What?
- Wait a minute.

650
00:38:26,509 --> 00:38:29,953
"Thomas Katterskill."
Who's that?

651
00:38:29,988 --> 00:38:31,438
That's our guy.

652
00:38:35,196 --> 00:38:40,278
"To my beloved grandchildren, I leave
$2.4 million to be divided between you.

653
00:38:40,313 --> 00:38:44,824
And the balance of my estate,
totaling more than $97 million,

654
00:38:44,859 --> 00:38:48,893
I leave to my alma mater,
Westmore University."

655
00:38:48,928 --> 00:38:52,824
- Excuse me?
- My alma mater, Westmore University.

656
00:38:52,859 --> 00:38:54,204
No, no, no. Wait a minute.

657
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,121
This is a joke.
There's something wrong.

658
00:38:56,156 --> 00:38:58,003
Well, son, I know it's a bit unorthodox...

659
00:38:58,038 --> 00:39:00,659
No. It's wrong.

660
00:39:00,694 --> 00:39:03,901
This is not the right will.
He left everything to me.

661
00:39:03,936 --> 00:39:06,064
How do you know that, Todd?

662
00:39:08,371 --> 00:39:10,020
I know you.

663
00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:12,350
You were at the memorial service.

664
00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:14,255
This is your uncle's will.

665
00:39:15,023 --> 00:39:18,016
Actually, it's a forgery
of your uncle's will.

666
00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:21,700
But this is what you expected
to hear today, isn't it?

667
00:39:22,972 --> 00:39:25,550
I don't know what you're talking about.

668
00:39:26,587 --> 00:39:30,152
It's dated October 4, kid.
You screwed up.

669
00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:32,058
The notary public who was
supposed to have signed this

670
00:39:32,093 --> 00:39:34,977
was on a cruise in the Caribbean
on October 4.

671
00:39:35,012 --> 00:39:37,481
We were in the file room yesterday.

672
00:39:39,962 --> 00:39:42,961
You see the little tabs at the top?

673
00:39:42,996 --> 00:39:45,225
Some are on the left, some on the right,
some in the middle.

674
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,616
Mr. Pratt had a system.

675
00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:49,842
When he put files away,
he alternated them

676
00:39:49,877 --> 00:39:53,291
left, right, middle...
so they'd be easier to read.

677
00:39:53,326 --> 00:39:57,902
And they were all arranged like that,
except for this one.

678
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:02,069
It's a middle, and it was right
behind another middle.

679
00:40:02,104 --> 00:40:04,217
We all assumed that
the killer broke in here

680
00:40:04,252 --> 00:40:08,427
to burn a file or to steal a file,
but we were wrong.

681
00:40:09,149 --> 00:40:12,937
The killer broke in to add a file.

682
00:40:14,552 --> 00:40:16,171
Here's what happened.

683
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:20,855
Your uncle was dying, and you knew
you'd been cut out of the will.

684
00:40:20,890 --> 00:40:23,424
So you wrote up a phony will,

685
00:40:23,459 --> 00:40:25,670
where you inherited everything.

686
00:40:26,415 --> 00:40:29,132
And, of course, you had to kill Lou Pratt.
He was your uncle's attorney,

687
00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:31,975
and he would've spotted the forgery.

688
00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:34,742
And after you killed him and his assistant,

689
00:40:34,777 --> 00:40:38,011
you put the phony will in the file,
but you couldn'tjust stop there.

690
00:40:38,046 --> 00:40:41,889
The cops would've wondered,
"Why was Lou Pratt murdered?"

691
00:40:41,924 --> 00:40:44,719
And they would've gone through
every one ofhis files,

692
00:40:44,754 --> 00:40:48,214
and eventually they would have
found your phony will.

693
00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:50,403
So you had to send them
down the wrong road,

694
00:40:50,438 --> 00:40:52,610
and any wrong road would do.

695
00:40:53,135 --> 00:40:56,577
You picked a file at random,
and you burned it.

696
00:40:56,612 --> 00:40:59,257
And it worked. Everybody was
concentrating on Grayson

697
00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:01,961
and Monica Waters
and the disputed garage.

698
00:41:01,996 --> 00:41:05,666
But when you overheard me
at the funeral, you got scared.

699
00:41:05,701 --> 00:41:09,034
Because you knew I was having
serious doubts about Grayson.

700
00:41:09,069 --> 00:41:14,064
So you killed him to push us
even further down that wrong road.

701
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:17,660
Oh!

702
00:41:22,899 --> 00:41:26,507
I forgot to mention we brought
Mr. Grayson's dog with us.

703
00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:28,660
It looks like he remembers you.

704
00:41:43,785 --> 00:41:44,772
It's okay.

705
00:41:45,798 --> 00:41:46,819
Hey, Monk.

706
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,536
I'm sorry.

707
00:41:53,571 --> 00:41:55,387
You don't have to say that.

708
00:41:55,422 --> 00:41:56,872
Yes, I do.

709
00:41:56,907 --> 00:41:58,962
The commissioner is making me.

710
00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:02,088
Adrian?

711
00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:11,319
Is it really over?

712
00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:13,377
I knew you could do it.

713
00:42:13,412 --> 00:42:15,298
Monica, I...

714
00:42:15,598 --> 00:42:16,618
- I, uh...
- I just wanted...

715
00:42:16,653 --> 00:42:21,616
I just have to... Go ahead.
I'm sorry. You go.

716
00:42:21,871 --> 00:42:24,384
I just wanted to say...

717
00:42:25,222 --> 00:42:28,475
you're an extraordinary man.

718
00:42:29,605 --> 00:42:31,431
I had just about given up,

719
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:38,460
but spending time with you reminded me
of how things were with Derrick and I...

720
00:42:38,495 --> 00:42:41,523
how I want us to be again.

721
00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:44,865
I'm flying off to Zurich this week,

722
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:48,527
but I won't be coming home
until he's better.

723
00:42:49,219 --> 00:42:51,500
He's a lucky man,

724
00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:55,396
Brace yourself, Monk.

725
00:42:55,431 --> 00:42:57,839
I'm gonna kiss you good-bye.

726
00:42:58,305 --> 00:43:04,549
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