1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:29,665 What's your problem? 3 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:32,489 Derek, you're avoiding the subject. 4 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:36,274 What's wrong with the subject? Your neck is my favorite subject. 5 00:00:36,309 --> 00:00:37,378 Let's go inside. 6 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:40,254 You can't. You have to get up early tomorrow. The S. A. T. S, remember? 7 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:41,923 I'm not taking the stupid test. 8 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,907 I'm just making sure the little bastards don't cheat. 9 00:00:44,942 --> 00:00:47,268 What about Laurie? 10 00:00:47,303 --> 00:00:48,685 My wife? She took the S. A. T. s. 11 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,625 I think she got about a 1680. 12 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:51,786 I'm serious. 13 00:00:51,821 --> 00:00:55,479 If you don't tell her, I mean, soon, I mean, tonight, 14 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,003 I'm gonna do something about it myself. 15 00:00:57,038 --> 00:00:59,033 Beth, honey. Come on, now. 16 00:01:00,963 --> 00:01:02,205 We don't want to go there. 17 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,750 We are there. 18 00:01:03,785 --> 00:01:06,193 This isn't like one of your science experiments 19 00:01:06,228 --> 00:01:07,344 where you get to control everything. 20 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:08,963 This is my life too. 21 00:01:08,998 --> 00:01:11,537 I know. I'm not 25 years old anymore. 22 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,957 I know, honey. 23 00:01:12,992 --> 00:01:15,005 We could be happy anywhere. 24 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,097 All right. 25 00:01:18,525 --> 00:01:20,014 - Let me just think. - No! 26 00:01:20,049 --> 00:01:23,010 No more stalling, Derek. 27 00:01:23,045 --> 00:01:25,835 I mean it this time. 28 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:27,184 I'm giving you until tomorrow night. 29 00:01:27,219 --> 00:01:28,687 Beth... 30 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:33,228 Beth... 31 00:01:35,237 --> 00:01:38,028 Look, you're right. 32 00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:40,080 I'll tell her tonight as soon as she gets home. 33 00:01:40,115 --> 00:01:43,042 Just tell her. Be brutal. 34 00:01:43,077 --> 00:01:47,933 "When 'tis done, 'twere well it were done quickly." 35 00:01:47,968 --> 00:01:50,601 You have a quote for everything, don't you? 36 00:01:50,636 --> 00:01:52,750 That's Macbeth. 37 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:55,173 That's what you get for dating an English teacher. 38 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:56,851 All right. Tomorrow. 39 00:01:56,886 --> 00:02:00,340 Meet me, 8:00, before the test, our usual spot. 40 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:02,679 I'll tell ya how it went. 41 00:02:45,782 --> 00:02:48,167 Monk 2x01. Mr. Monk Goes back to School 42 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,604 "It's a jungle out there" 43 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:54,799 "Disorder and confusion everywhere" 44 00:02:54,834 --> 00:02:58,999 "No one seems to care Well, I do, hey" 45 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:01,484 "Who's in charge here" 46 00:03:01,519 --> 00:03:04,899 "It's a jungle out there" 47 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:08,373 "Poison in the very air we breathe" 48 00:03:08,408 --> 00:03:11,752 "Do you know what's in the water that you drink, well, I do" 49 00:03:11,787 --> 00:03:14,890 "And it's amazing" 50 00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:18,350 "People think I'm crazy 'cause I worry all the time" 51 00:03:18,385 --> 00:03:21,675 "If you paid attention you'd be worried too" 52 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:26,020 "You better pay attention or this world we love so much" 53 00:03:26,055 --> 00:03:29,856 "Might just kill you" 54 00:03:29,891 --> 00:03:32,153 "I could be wrong now" 55 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:34,139 "But I don't think so" 56 00:03:34,174 --> 00:03:36,693 "'Cause it's a jungle out there" 57 00:03:36,728 --> 00:03:40,356 "It's a jungle out there" 58 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,342 - Adrian, don't do that. - I'm just centering the pieces. 59 00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:52,555 I know what you're doing. I'm trying to concentrate. 60 00:03:52,590 --> 00:03:55,401 Hold on. You'll thank me later. 61 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,545 You always say that. 62 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:02,716 - Have I ever once thanked you later? - No. 63 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,594 - Are you done? - Wait. 64 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,715 Okay. 65 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:15,283 Oh, ho-ho! You don't want to move there. 66 00:04:15,318 --> 00:04:16,186 Why not? 67 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:21,019 I'll capture your queen with my bishop. 68 00:04:21,054 --> 00:04:23,697 What are you doing? 69 00:04:23,732 --> 00:04:27,694 - What... - Your move. 70 00:04:27,729 --> 00:04:30,774 Okay. Okay, I win. You just forfeited. 71 00:04:30,809 --> 00:04:33,863 - Why? - You can't do that. It's illegal. 72 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:36,505 What? - You know what. You can't lick the queen. 73 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:37,408 She's my queen. 74 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,406 Doesn't matter whose queen it is. 75 00:04:39,441 --> 00:04:42,633 You can't lick any queen. It's an unwritten rule. 76 00:04:42,668 --> 00:04:44,758 There's an unwritten licking-the-queen rule? 77 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:47,542 You're not even allowed to touch a piece during a game. 78 00:04:47,577 --> 00:04:48,901 - You can ask anybody. - Oh, my God. 79 00:04:48,936 --> 00:04:50,741 You have been touching pieces left and right. 80 00:04:50,776 --> 00:04:54,097 You have been sexually harassing every piece on this board. 81 00:04:54,132 --> 00:04:55,793 I was centering them. That's different. 82 00:04:55,828 --> 00:05:02,831 - How's that different? - Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll move. 83 00:05:02,866 --> 00:05:07,022 - There. - Check. 84 00:05:15,577 --> 00:05:19,534 Adrian Monk's office. Could you just hold on one sec? 85 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,418 Adrian, do you know an Arleen Cassidy? 86 00:05:22,453 --> 00:05:24,684 Arleen Cassidy? Oh, my God. 87 00:05:24,719 --> 00:05:26,608 Trudy used to talk about her all the time. 88 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:30,084 - They went to high school together. - Oh. 89 00:05:30,119 --> 00:05:34,279 Hi. I'm sorry. Uh-huh. Sure. 90 00:05:34,314 --> 00:05:38,273 Yes, I know where that is. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 91 00:05:40,157 --> 00:05:43,985 Okay. Thank you. 92 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:46,625 Adrian, she really wants to talk to us. 93 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:49,663 She just gave me the address. She said it's very important. 94 00:05:49,698 --> 00:05:52,248 - Do you think we should go? - It could be a job. 95 00:05:52,283 --> 00:05:54,918 - Do you want to leave now? - Yeah. 96 00:05:54,953 --> 00:05:56,875 - Before we finish the game? - Yeah. 97 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:58,807 Then you forfeit. 98 00:06:00,668 --> 00:06:02,509 Wait. This is a handicap space. 99 00:06:02,544 --> 00:06:05,182 I think we qualify. 100 00:06:05,217 --> 00:06:08,751 Wow! This is where Trudy went to school? 101 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:12,181 - How'd she afford it? - On scholarship. 102 00:06:12,216 --> 00:06:14,365 Oh, she loved it here. 103 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,627 She described it to me in such detail. 104 00:06:17,662 --> 00:06:21,881 I almost feel like I went to school here. Trudy! 105 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:23,987 All right. Then let it ride. 106 00:06:24,022 --> 00:06:26,210 You know, bet the whole 200. 107 00:06:26,245 --> 00:06:27,825 What's the spread on Michigan? 108 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:29,695 Uh, excuse me? Excuse me. 109 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,399 Hold on, J. J. Can I help you? 110 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:34,733 Yeah, we're looking for Arleen Cassidy. She's the vice principal. 111 00:06:34,768 --> 00:06:35,885 Uh-huh. You reporters? 112 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,243 No, we're with the police. 113 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:42,469 My wife went here. Did you know her? Trudy Ellison. 114 00:06:42,504 --> 00:06:43,554 No. I only been here a year. 115 00:06:43,589 --> 00:06:46,314 She was valedictorian. Great. Congratulations. 116 00:06:46,349 --> 00:06:47,796 She was on the yearbook committee... 117 00:06:47,831 --> 00:06:50,851 Adrian, he didn't know her. 118 00:06:51,549 --> 00:06:54,934 Um, where would we find Miss Cassidy? 119 00:06:54,969 --> 00:06:57,936 Uh, administration building, second floor. 120 00:06:57,971 --> 00:07:02,379 Thanks. Oh! Sorry. Were you here this morning? 121 00:07:02,414 --> 00:07:04,102 No. Missed it. 122 00:07:04,137 --> 00:07:06,309 Thank God, huh? Heartbreak, isn't it? 123 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:08,983 But what are you gonna do? Hey, you there? 124 00:07:10,246 --> 00:07:13,697 I was living in New York when I heard the news about Trudy. 125 00:07:13,732 --> 00:07:17,075 - I cried for weeks. - Oh. We all cried. 126 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:19,821 And they never caught the people responsible? 127 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,421 We're still looking. 128 00:07:21,456 --> 00:07:22,933 Were you and Trudy close? 129 00:07:22,968 --> 00:07:24,963 Oh. We were like sisters. 130 00:07:24,998 --> 00:07:27,102 But everybody felt that way about Trudy. 131 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:30,466 I helped her through algebra, and she got me through English lit. 132 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:33,307 She was a wonderful writer. Did you ever read any of her poems? 133 00:07:33,342 --> 00:07:36,248 - I read them almost every night. - Oh! 134 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:39,356 I'm so sorry I never made it to the wedding. 135 00:07:39,391 --> 00:07:43,359 - Was it wonderful? - It was. Wonderful. 136 00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:47,600 So, uh, what happened here today? 137 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:52,533 One of my teachers died a few hours ago. I'm still shaking. 138 00:07:52,568 --> 00:07:55,651 Um, her name was Beth Landow. She was first-rate. 139 00:07:55,686 --> 00:07:58,298 One of the best English teachers I had. 140 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,412 They found her over there by the clock tower. 141 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,993 The police are calling it an apparent suicide. 142 00:08:03,028 --> 00:08:04,284 But you don't believe them. 143 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:06,548 No, it's not that I don't believe them, 144 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:08,464 but they didn't know her. 145 00:08:08,499 --> 00:08:11,689 Why don't you think Miss Landow killed herself? 146 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:16,015 Look. Beth worried. Maybe too much. 147 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:17,682 She cared maybe too much. 148 00:08:17,717 --> 00:08:22,783 But she was not suicidal. I will never believe that. Ever. 149 00:08:22,818 --> 00:08:24,308 You want me to look into it? 150 00:08:24,343 --> 00:08:26,783 - L... I can pay you. - No. 151 00:08:26,818 --> 00:08:30,998 No, uh, I couldn't take a nickel. 152 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:32,753 It's for Trudy. 153 00:08:34,532 --> 00:08:37,524 Just tell him to wait. I'll let him know. 154 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,449 Okay, boys and girls, let's wrap it up. That's it. 155 00:08:40,484 --> 00:08:42,414 Tell the medical examiner we're on our way, 156 00:08:42,449 --> 00:08:44,289 and I want that report on my desk in the morning. 157 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:48,257 Captain, Adrian Monk is downstairs. 158 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:51,588 - Why? - The vice principal asked him to look into it. 159 00:08:51,623 --> 00:08:56,704 It turns out that Trudy, his former... ex-wife... late... 160 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:59,279 Yeah, I know who Trudy was, Lieutenant. 161 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:00,780 This is her alma mater. 162 00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:03,632 He'd like to come upstairs. 163 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:07,032 Hang on. Nobody move. 164 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,714 What am I forgetting? 165 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:12,197 - We got the prints off the railing. - Yes, sir. 166 00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:14,898 We've got photographs of everything, every angle. 167 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:18,655 - Did you bag the shoes? - Yes, sir. Done. 168 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:23,869 Medical examiner will get the tissue and the fibers... - Don't worry, sir. 169 00:09:23,904 --> 00:09:26,206 - 'We're covered here. - You got the code... 170 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:29,582 Sir. We've got it. 171 00:09:29,617 --> 00:09:33,545 - All right. Let him up. - Bring him up! 172 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:41,379 Don't look down. 173 00:09:44,556 --> 00:09:46,489 Hey, Monk. - Captain. 174 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:49,597 Sharona. - Lieutenant. 175 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,684 Oh, I imagine this is your worst nightmare... a crime scene on a roof. 176 00:09:52,719 --> 00:09:55,725 No. It's not my worst nightmare. 177 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,505 It's my fourth worst. Uh... No, wait. Fifth. 178 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:02,957 No, fourth. Fourth... Fourth or fifth. 179 00:10:02,992 --> 00:10:05,875 I didn't bring the list with me. 180 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:09,033 What's Homicide doing here? It's supposed to be a suicide. 181 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:12,579 It's not a suicide until we say it's a suicide. 182 00:10:12,614 --> 00:10:14,828 This happens to be one. 183 00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:15,957 No signs of a struggle? 184 00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:19,762 No. She left her jacket neatly folded over there. 185 00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:23,234 - What... What's that? - Those are her shoes. 186 00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:24,595 She folded her jacket there? 187 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:26,947 Why did she leave her shoes over here? 188 00:10:26,982 --> 00:10:29,144 She jumped. 189 00:10:29,179 --> 00:10:32,297 She was taking antidepressants, and we found a note. 190 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,160 It was in one of her pockets. 191 00:10:35,195 --> 00:10:36,618 It's printed. Yep. 192 00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:38,751 Usually they're written longhand. 193 00:10:38,786 --> 00:10:41,058 I've seen 'em printed. I've seen 'em written. 194 00:10:41,093 --> 00:10:44,151 I've seen 'em written in blood, I've seen 'em written in crayon. 195 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,875 I've seen it all. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy. 196 00:10:50,177 --> 00:10:53,253 "To whomever I may have hurt, the world and it's problems arejust too much. 197 00:10:53,288 --> 00:10:55,343 I am so sorry. Beth." 198 00:10:55,378 --> 00:10:58,177 I don't think Beth Landow wrote this note. - Why not? 199 00:10:58,212 --> 00:11:01,818 Well, it should be "its"... "I-T-S," no apostrophe. 200 00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:05,318 And then here it would be "whoever,"not "whomever." 201 00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:08,921 This wasn't written by a, quote, "first-rate English teacher." 202 00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:11,578 Well, she was distraught. She wasn't thinking straight. 203 00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:14,269 It's a suicide note, for Christ's sake! 204 00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:16,151 Did anybody see her jump? 205 00:11:16,186 --> 00:11:20,780 No. About 50 kids heard it though. 206 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:25,855 Everyone was inside taking the S. A. T. S at the time. 207 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:29,135 But they... they were in the main building, and they... 208 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,674 How did they hear anything? 209 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:32,493 She hit a car. 210 00:11:32,528 --> 00:11:33,873 The alarm went off. 211 00:11:33,908 --> 00:11:34,996 She hit a car? 212 00:11:35,031 --> 00:11:36,843 Yeah. Come look. 213 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,727 - How old was she? - Thirty-six. 214 00:11:42,762 --> 00:11:44,977 Which one was her car? 215 00:11:45,012 --> 00:11:47,397 The white Corolla right over there. 216 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:51,717 Uh-huh. And whose car was this? 217 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:55,995 - Derek Philby. - Another teacher's. Is there a problem? 218 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:59,039 Why would anyone park here with all these broken bottles? 219 00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:03,709 - He could have parked anywhere. - I've parked on broken bottles before. 220 00:12:03,744 --> 00:12:07,658 - And the doors are unlocked. - Yeah. It's a safe neighborhood. 221 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,471 You're right. It is a safe neighborhood. 222 00:12:09,506 --> 00:12:13,506 So why was the alarm turned on? 223 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,163 It doesn't make sense. 224 00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:16,486 No, it never does. 225 00:12:16,521 --> 00:12:18,216 She just cut her hair last week. 226 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:20,296 Why would she do that if she was planning to... 227 00:12:20,331 --> 00:12:22,802 My sister suffers from depression, and it works that way sometimes. 228 00:12:22,837 --> 00:12:25,431 Just overwhelms you. 229 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:27,587 I didn't really know her. Did she have any family? 230 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,467 A brother in St. Louis, I think. 231 00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:37,474 Excuse me. Excuse me. My name is Adrian Monk, 232 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:40,185 and this is Sharona Fleming, my assistant. 233 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:43,408 - Col... Colleague. - My assistant-slash-colleague. 234 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:46,100 - Colleague-slash-assistant. - Um, 235 00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:48,940 I know this is a very difficult time. 236 00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:50,761 Uh, just wanted to ask you a few questions. 237 00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:53,660 - Are you a policeman, Mr. Monk? - Used to be. 238 00:12:53,695 --> 00:12:58,054 Um, I'm a private consultant now. I'm, uh, 239 00:12:58,089 --> 00:13:01,304 just helping the department with their report. 240 00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:11,012 Were you all here when Miss Landow died? 241 00:13:11,047 --> 00:13:14,347 That's right. The students were taking their S. A. T. s. 242 00:13:14,382 --> 00:13:15,768 We were proctoring the tests. 243 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:18,391 So... So you were all together? 244 00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:20,810 No. We were in different classrooms. 245 00:13:20,845 --> 00:13:23,708 - Adrian. - Excuse me. What are you doing? 246 00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:26,784 Oh, I'm... just making them even. 247 00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:30,359 But you're mixing the regular with the decaf. 248 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:40,367 - But they're even. - But they're mixed together. 249 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:44,294 - But they're... they're even. - But they're mixed together. 250 00:13:44,329 --> 00:13:51,348 - But they're even. - But they're mixed together. 251 00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:55,431 But they're even. So the test was in progress when the car alarm sounded? 252 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:59,190 Yes. We started the test at 8:20 on the dot. 253 00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:02,247 - On the dot? - On the dot. - On the dot? 254 00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:05,718 Uh, it starts at the same time all across the country. It's a standardized test. 255 00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:08,109 You've never taken the S. A. T. S? 256 00:14:08,144 --> 00:14:11,880 No. No, they... they gave me a different test. 257 00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:15,969 Can you think of any reason why Beth would have killed herself? 258 00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:17,906 Yeah, we were just talking about that. 259 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,004 Didn't she say anything in her note? 260 00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:23,184 No. It was pretty vague. 261 00:14:23,219 --> 00:14:26,824 - Uh, you're Mr. Philby? - That's right. Derek Philby. 262 00:14:26,859 --> 00:14:30,344 - And you teach... - Chemistry and biology. 263 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:33,025 And it was your car that she landed on, right? 264 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,765 Yeah. Even if they can fix it, I can't imagine driving it. 265 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,696 It just wouldn't... It wouldn't feel right. 266 00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:41,889 No, of course not. Of course not. Could I ask you something? 267 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,668 Apparently, there's no stopping you. 268 00:14:46,476 --> 00:14:49,337 Why did you park by the tower? 269 00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:52,256 Isn't there faculty parking near the classrooms? 270 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:56,875 I was gonna take a jog after the S. A. T. S, so I wanted to park by the field. 271 00:14:56,910 --> 00:15:01,748 Which reminds me, I need to call a taxi to get home. 272 00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:06,045 I have the number in here somewhere. 273 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,288 - You left your car alarm on? - Hmm? 274 00:15:09,323 --> 00:15:11,092 You left your car alarm on, 275 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:15,568 - but your doors were unlocked. - I forgot. 276 00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:19,638 - I guess I'm not perfect. - I guess you're not. 277 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,565 - He's the guy. - Who's the guy? 278 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,413 "Mr. Science." Derek Philby. 279 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:26,947 He asked about a suicide note. I never mentioned a note. 280 00:15:26,982 --> 00:15:29,823 Well, maybe he just assumed. Isn't there usually a suicide note? 281 00:15:29,858 --> 00:15:32,401 As a matter of fact, there isn't. Also, he cheats on his wife. 282 00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:34,005 - How do we know this? - Wedding ring. 283 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,083 He was wearing his wedding ring. 284 00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:37,403 Yes, I know. But he takes it off a lot. 285 00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:38,427 When he opened his wallet, 286 00:15:38,462 --> 00:15:41,626 I noticed a small indentation in the leather where he keeps it. 287 00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:43,894 You noticed that? A little indentation? 288 00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:46,589 It's a gift... and a curse. 289 00:15:46,624 --> 00:15:47,624 He's the guy. 290 00:15:47,659 --> 00:15:50,046 But, Adrian, he was proctoring the S. A. T. S at the time, 291 00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:52,485 - and there were 50 students in the room. - That's true. 292 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,596 So how could he have killed her? He can't be in two places at once. 293 00:15:55,631 --> 00:16:00,138 I know. It's impossible. But he's the guy. 294 00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:08,224 - There's my girl. - She looked happy. 295 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,520 Oh, she was very happy. She hadn't met me yet. 296 00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,235 You wanted to see her appointment book. This is a copy. 297 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,297 - The police took the original. - Thanks. 298 00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:18,576 Can you tell me about Derek Philby? 299 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,330 Yeah, he's... he's the most popular teacher in the school. 300 00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:24,461 He has a wonderful family. We're gonna miss him terribly. 301 00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,760 - He's leaving? - He got another job. 302 00:16:26,795 --> 00:16:30,298 He's going to be headmaster at Lincoln Academy in Marin County. 303 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,632 It's a big promotion. 304 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:37,715 Miss Cassidy, could Beth Landow have been involved with Derek Philby? 305 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:41,309 Beth and Derek? I don't think so. 306 00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:45,391 Why? - He was using a pen from the Modesto Inn. 307 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:49,400 I think I'd like to spend a little more time with Mr. Philby, get to know him better. 308 00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:51,818 Adrian, you can't skulk around the school. 309 00:16:51,853 --> 00:16:53,575 I'm not gonna skulk. I don't skulk. 310 00:16:53,610 --> 00:16:58,766 Stottlemeyer said the investigation is officially over. 311 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:03,762 She's right. - We still haven't found a substitute to take Beth's class. 312 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,929 Don't even think about it. 313 00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:12,602 They're teenagers. 314 00:17:20,391 --> 00:17:23,110 Hello. 315 00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:25,907 I understand that, uh, 316 00:17:25,942 --> 00:17:28,581 it's been a very difficult time for everybody. 317 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:33,652 I'm going to be filling in for two or three days. 318 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:40,581 And my name... is Mr... 319 00:18:42,094 --> 00:18:45,054 Mr... 320 00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:32,022 Monk. Mr. Monk. 321 00:19:32,057 --> 00:19:36,354 Okay, I understand that you've been, uh, reading... 322 00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:38,523 The Red Badge of Courage, by Stephen Crane. 323 00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:44,125 It's one of my favorite books. We'll start with chapter one. 324 00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:53,962 What's up with that "K"? 325 00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:09,379 Oh, my God. 326 00:20:09,414 --> 00:20:14,444 Adrian. Adrian, are you okay? What happened? 327 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,443 Chalk dust. 328 00:20:16,478 --> 00:20:21,138 I have to... go to the nurse. Can't breathe. 329 00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:24,527 Give me that chalk. Can you manage to sit? 330 00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:31,503 - Okay, who threw this? - Kyle! 331 00:20:38,919 --> 00:20:41,432 - What's your name? - I didn't do it. 332 00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:44,246 Look, I know when a man's lying, okay? 333 00:20:44,281 --> 00:20:47,143 - I was married for three and a half years. - I didn't do it. 334 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:49,308 I know that smirk. 335 00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:52,687 My husband had that same stupid smirk on his face when he got back from Bally's, 336 00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:55,820 where, it turns out, he spent the weekend with Betsy Bennett, 337 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,610 his so-called ex-girlfriend. 338 00:20:57,645 --> 00:21:00,278 Bally's? Lady, what are you talking about? 339 00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:04,943 Is that chalk on your hand? 340 00:21:04,978 --> 00:21:06,232 Maybe I should call your parents. 341 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,213 You don't have to. 342 00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:09,518 My dad's a gym teacher here, and he's gonna be pissed. 343 00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:13,721 - I'm really scared. - You should be. 344 00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:18,169 - Ow, lady! You're gonna get fired! - Yeah? I don't work here, chump. 345 00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:27,920 Hey, great... great work, everybody. 346 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:33,305 For tomorrow, we'll read chapters one and... 347 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:36,059 Uh, one... 348 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:38,473 Oh, read whatever the hell you want. 349 00:21:46,276 --> 00:21:47,706 Brings back memories, huh? 350 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,545 Yeah. Mostly bad ones. 351 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:53,744 -Did you check out Beth Landow's appointment book? -Yeah. 352 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:57,357 Nothing unusual. She had a doctor's appointment three days ago. 353 00:21:57,392 --> 00:22:00,218 I'm-I'm looking into it. 354 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:03,383 Oh, thank you. 355 00:22:03,418 --> 00:22:06,494 From this angle, that looks a little bit like food. 356 00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:10,321 - It's vegetarian lasagna. - No, thank you. 357 00:22:15,096 --> 00:22:18,303 I bet you always sat at the popular kids'table. 358 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:22,019 I bet that was you over there. 359 00:22:22,054 --> 00:22:24,204 - Where were you? - I'm over there. 360 00:22:28,572 --> 00:22:31,654 I should go over and talk to him. 361 00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:35,005 - What would you say? -"Things get worse." 362 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:41,936 - Mixed vegetables or mac-cheese? - Can I have both? 363 00:22:41,971 --> 00:22:43,589 Can I have neither? 364 00:22:43,624 --> 00:22:47,311 If I don't get at least a 1550, my dad is gonna kill me. 365 00:22:49,279 --> 00:22:51,794 Excuse me. Uh, 366 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:56,595 - did you take the S. A. T. S on Saturday? - Yeah. 367 00:22:56,630 --> 00:23:01,822 Uh, by any chance, were you in, uh, Mr. Philby's room? - Yeah. 368 00:23:01,857 --> 00:23:04,559 So when Miss Landow died, 369 00:23:04,594 --> 00:23:06,370 you heard the car alarm go off? 370 00:23:06,405 --> 00:23:09,160 Everybody did. And there were people screaming. 371 00:23:09,195 --> 00:23:11,378 I guess everyone ran to the window then, huh? 372 00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:12,907 Yeah, pretty much. 373 00:23:12,942 --> 00:23:15,735 What did Mr. Philby do? Did you happen to notice? 374 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,878 Yeah. We were talking about that later. He never moved. 375 00:23:18,913 --> 00:23:21,275 He never even looked up. 376 00:23:21,589 --> 00:23:23,671 - What's up, Mr. P.? - Randy. 377 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,416 Good luck today. You got another shutout in ya? 378 00:23:25,451 --> 00:23:28,315 - You know it. - That-a-boy. Mr. Monk. 379 00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:31,806 Derek. I heard you were filling in today. How'd it go? 380 00:23:31,841 --> 00:23:33,764 It was... great. It was great. 381 00:23:33,799 --> 00:23:36,522 Actually, I heard you got off to a bit of a rough start. 382 00:23:36,557 --> 00:23:38,508 Want friendly advice? 383 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:42,255 Control the classroom. Don't let 'em see you sweat. 384 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:46,523 Believe me, he's much better at his other job. 385 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:50,780 - Which is what? - Catching murderers. 386 00:23:55,086 --> 00:23:57,232 Mr. Philby? - Yes. 387 00:23:57,267 --> 00:24:00,199 - Got a minute? - Actually, no. My wife is picking me up. 388 00:24:00,234 --> 00:24:01,707 I have an ethical question for you. 389 00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:09,428 Yesterday I was talking to that policeman, Mr. Monk, and I lied to him. 390 00:24:09,463 --> 00:24:16,690 That's wrong, isn't it... lying to a policeman? Been bothering me all day. 391 00:24:16,725 --> 00:24:19,354 What did you tell him? 392 00:24:19,389 --> 00:24:22,526 He wanted to know if I saw anything Saturday morning, anything unusual, 393 00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:26,815 and I told him didn't. The fact is, Mr. P., I did. 394 00:24:26,850 --> 00:24:30,572 I got to give you credit. It was pretty clever how you pulled that off. 395 00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:34,774 Honey! - At first I didn't know what the hell I was looking at. 396 00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:39,913 Pretty smart. Apparently not smart enough. 397 00:24:39,948 --> 00:24:45,904 I'll cut right to the thing. I owe some friends of mine some money. How much? 398 00:24:45,939 --> 00:24:48,285 Ten thousand dollars, and I need it by tomorrow. 399 00:24:51,719 --> 00:24:53,600 You see that? The Class of'77. 400 00:24:53,635 --> 00:24:55,675 We had one of these murals in our high school too. 401 00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:58,638 Everybody painted a little piece of it. 402 00:25:00,259 --> 00:25:02,808 Trudy painted these flowers. 403 00:25:02,843 --> 00:25:04,979 How can you tell? 404 00:25:05,014 --> 00:25:07,069 I can tell. 405 00:25:07,104 --> 00:25:11,127 Hey, hey, hey. Not so fast, sister. 406 00:25:11,162 --> 00:25:13,167 I'm Kyle Patterson's father. 407 00:25:13,202 --> 00:25:15,377 You were hassling my kid during second period? 408 00:25:15,412 --> 00:25:17,977 - Excuse me? - Uh, I was there. 409 00:25:18,012 --> 00:25:21,139 Your son was way out of line. He threw an eraser at me. 410 00:25:21,174 --> 00:25:25,469 - He says it was an accident. - Well, maybe it was. 411 00:25:25,504 --> 00:25:28,332 - Although it wasn't. - Who are you? 412 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:33,499 I'm, uh... I'm, uh, Monk. Um, Adrian Monk. Adrian. 413 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:38,537 Well, Adrian, this is between me and the lady. Or should I say the other lady? 414 00:25:38,572 --> 00:25:40,949 No, I think... I think this is between you and me. 415 00:25:40,984 --> 00:25:42,604 Whatever you say, Adrian. 416 00:25:42,639 --> 00:25:44,301 - Come on. Come on. - Hey, Coach. 417 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:47,535 Hey, guys. Huh? Never give up. You know that. 418 00:25:49,973 --> 00:25:52,438 I'm gunnin' for you, pal. 419 00:25:52,473 --> 00:25:58,741 When you least expect me, that's when you can expect me. 420 00:25:58,776 --> 00:26:05,127 Uh, wait, wait. Uh, I'm sorry. Uh, when I least expect what? 421 00:26:05,162 --> 00:26:09,493 Expect me when you least expect me. 422 00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:11,595 But that doesn't make sense, though. Uh... 423 00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:15,491 When the time comes, it'll make perfect sense. 424 00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:23,020 Do you know what the hell he was talking about? 425 00:27:40,497 --> 00:27:42,923 Somebody burnt the toast. 426 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:45,934 - What do you think? - I think it's weird. 427 00:27:45,969 --> 00:27:49,025 Guy worked at the same school. We got two dead people. That's weird. 428 00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:51,857 Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Weird. 429 00:27:51,892 --> 00:27:55,358 Captain, what do ya got? Oh, it looks like a pinhole rupture in the gas line. 430 00:27:55,393 --> 00:27:56,935 Happens all the time. He came in, 431 00:27:56,970 --> 00:28:01,336 tried to relight the pilot 'cause he wanted to make a fire and, uh, he did. 432 00:28:01,371 --> 00:28:03,833 Monk, what do you think? 433 00:28:05,711 --> 00:28:09,830 Monk, hey. What do you think? 434 00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:14,712 Uh, I-I don't think he was lighting a fire. 435 00:28:14,747 --> 00:28:18,022 - You don't? - No. It was pretty warm last night. 436 00:28:18,057 --> 00:28:21,706 That's true. Benjy didn't even use his comforter. 437 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,146 Plus, the air conditioner is on. 438 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,547 He's right. It's on. 439 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:31,302 And the flue wasn't open. This was murder. 440 00:28:33,117 --> 00:28:38,152 This was... This premeditated... Excuse me. 441 00:28:49,869 --> 00:28:51,395 - You'll thank me later. - All right. 442 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:55,134 I think you're right about Beth Landow. This is a crime scene. Let's lock it down. 443 00:28:55,169 --> 00:28:56,737 And I want to put a man in the school. 444 00:28:56,772 --> 00:28:59,979 You already have a man in the school. 445 00:29:01,919 --> 00:29:05,132 And this is General Grant. And these are the Southern generals... 446 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:10,846 surrendering at the courthouse in Appomattox, Virginia, on April 9, 1865. 447 00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:14,355 Very good, Kathy. Very good. 448 00:29:14,390 --> 00:29:19,812 Okay. Excellent. So, who's next? 449 00:29:19,847 --> 00:29:23,112 - I am. - Oh, good. Kyle. 450 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,622 This is Sherman's march. 451 00:29:33,657 --> 00:29:37,620 This is them burning down Atlanta. 452 00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:40,959 - And what's that? - That's a cannon. 453 00:29:40,994 --> 00:29:45,174 - I mean, next to the cannon. - A tank. 454 00:29:45,209 --> 00:29:48,372 - A tank, Kyle? - It's a Sherman tank. 455 00:29:48,407 --> 00:29:52,685 It's General Sherman, Sherman's march, Sherman tank. 456 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:59,105 Ha... Huh...I don't think the Union Army had tanks, Kyle. 457 00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:03,482 - Well, my Dad helped me with it! - I could be wrong. 458 00:30:03,517 --> 00:30:05,248 She made the bed. 459 00:30:05,283 --> 00:30:08,323 Why would she make the bed if she was planning on leaping? 460 00:30:08,358 --> 00:30:11,818 I don't know. Maybe she was just putting her house in order. 461 00:30:30,674 --> 00:30:34,361 - She wore glasses. - So? 462 00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:35,944 Those sunglasses have a heavy prescription. 463 00:30:35,979 --> 00:30:39,205 There were no eyeglasses at the crime scene. 464 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,122 - Contact lenses? - I don't know. 465 00:30:43,827 --> 00:30:46,031 Let's find out, shall we? 466 00:30:47,029 --> 00:30:49,533 - This has gotta be it. - What? 467 00:30:49,568 --> 00:30:51,784 This is Trudy's tree. 468 00:30:51,819 --> 00:30:53,663 She used to talk about it all the time. 469 00:30:53,698 --> 00:30:55,952 She said she used to get here early... 470 00:30:55,987 --> 00:31:01,170 and sit down under it and write poems. 471 00:31:01,205 --> 00:31:03,594 Poems about me. 472 00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:05,337 I thought you didn't meet her until later. 473 00:31:05,372 --> 00:31:08,505 Oh, she didn't know they were about me until we met. 474 00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:10,620 That's what she used to say. 475 00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:13,625 Monk! Come here. 476 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,520 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he was right. 477 00:31:15,555 --> 00:31:17,896 I wasn't expecting him, and here he is. Get in the car. Here we go. 478 00:31:17,931 --> 00:31:20,388 You're just gonna run away? Absolutely. Join me, won't you? 479 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,357 You can run, but you can't hide! 480 00:31:22,392 --> 00:31:24,819 Oh, yeah. I can hide. Don't think I can't hide. 481 00:31:24,854 --> 00:31:27,396 - He thinks I can't hide. - He doesn't know who he's messing with. 482 00:31:27,431 --> 00:31:29,958 Nobody hides like you. 483 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,490 Adrian, what are you doing? 484 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,450 The carrots and the potatoes were touching. 485 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:47,675 - Would you like separate plates? - Of course I would. 486 00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:51,762 - Benjy, go get Mr. Monk separate plates. - Okay. 487 00:31:56,922 --> 00:32:00,275 Mom says you're having a tough time at school. - Huh? 488 00:32:00,310 --> 00:32:04,492 - Something about a bully? - It's a misunderstanding. 489 00:32:04,527 --> 00:32:09,986 - Mom says he wants to kick your ass. - No. I mean, yes. 490 00:32:10,021 --> 00:32:14,066 RememberJeffrey Appella? Kept beating me up in the fifth grade? 491 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:18,041 You said if I ran away from him, I'd be running away my whole life. 492 00:32:18,076 --> 00:32:19,084 I said that? 493 00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:23,665 I hit him in the side one time, and he never bothered me again. 494 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:26,348 You can't be afraid of everything, Mr. Monk. - Really? 495 00:32:26,383 --> 00:32:29,018 Adrian? 496 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:31,468 Remember Beth Landow's doctor's appointment? 497 00:32:31,503 --> 00:32:35,066 Well, it was with a Dr. Sedlik. So I called my friend Maureen, 498 00:32:35,101 --> 00:32:38,864 whose roommate's sister knows a nurse who works for him. 499 00:32:38,899 --> 00:32:42,603 And? She pulled her file for me. 500 00:32:42,638 --> 00:32:45,822 - Is that ethical? - Do you care? 501 00:32:45,857 --> 00:32:49,500 No, I thought I should ask because the kid's here. 502 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,704 Your basic tennis ball. 503 00:32:51,739 --> 00:32:56,192 Cost me a dollar, fifty-nine of my own money, Amy. 504 00:32:56,227 --> 00:32:59,186 We're about to put this in some liquid nitrogen. 505 00:32:59,221 --> 00:33:01,648 Mr. Monk. 506 00:33:01,683 --> 00:33:03,668 Was your hand up? No. 507 00:33:03,703 --> 00:33:09,030 I have some questions, but not about your tennis ball. 508 00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:20,531 And we just demonstrated what? 509 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:25,628 - The atomic rearrangement of... - Amorphous solids. - Very good. 510 00:33:25,663 --> 00:33:28,497 Q E. D. "Thus it is proved." 511 00:33:28,532 --> 00:33:30,929 All right, now, put the goggles back on the lab shelf. 512 00:33:30,964 --> 00:33:33,196 Remember next Thursday is midterms, all right? 513 00:33:33,231 --> 00:33:35,380 Bye, Mr. P. Good-bye, Marcia. 514 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,800 Mr. Monk, you had a question. 515 00:33:39,835 --> 00:33:41,864 If you wouldn't mind. 516 00:33:41,899 --> 00:33:46,837 That's what teachers do... satisfy curiosity. 517 00:33:46,872 --> 00:33:53,710 - Did you know Beth Landow was pregnant when she died? -No. 518 00:33:53,745 --> 00:33:57,611 No, I didn't, but that would explain why she jumped, wouldn't it? 519 00:33:57,646 --> 00:34:01,091 The baby's father, whoever he was, must have run out on her, huh? 520 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:05,771 You. You were the father. 521 00:34:05,806 --> 00:34:12,187 Unfortunately, you can't prove that, Mr. Monk. Her body's already been cremated. 522 00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:14,475 What did she do, threaten to tell your wife? 523 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:17,648 You would have lost everything... your new job, family... 524 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:21,404 Again, impossible to prove. 525 00:34:21,439 --> 00:34:23,635 I think you're failing this course, Mr. Monk. 526 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:26,223 I think I'm doing all right. I have a motive now. 527 00:34:26,258 --> 00:34:28,299 Well, you're gonna have to do a little better than that, Mr. Monk, 528 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:29,632 because you're in a science classroom now, 529 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:30,700 and when you're in my classroom, if you have a theory, 530 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,381 you'd better have some proof to back it up. 531 00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:36,596 I was proctoring the S. A. T. Test when that poor girl died. 532 00:34:36,631 --> 00:34:43,858 - I never left the room. - Okay? 533 00:34:43,893 --> 00:34:47,878 If that mouse vanished, 534 00:34:47,913 --> 00:34:50,647 you could think that the snake did it. 535 00:34:50,682 --> 00:34:54,374 I mean, he's got motive... He's hungry; he likes to eat mice... 536 00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:56,487 But he's in a separate cage. 537 00:34:56,522 --> 00:34:58,452 There's no way that the snake could have done it. 538 00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:01,573 It is one of the immutable laws of physics, Mr. Monk... 539 00:35:01,608 --> 00:35:07,377 nothing can be in two places at the same time. 540 00:35:07,412 --> 00:35:09,024 Any thoughts? 541 00:35:12,558 --> 00:35:16,470 I think the snake did it. 542 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,527 No sign of a struggle. 543 00:35:21,562 --> 00:35:24,602 Her jacket folded neatly, her shoes were over there. 544 00:35:24,637 --> 00:35:29,547 A note was in her pocket, and he was across the campus. 545 00:35:29,582 --> 00:35:30,920 Maybe he had an accomplice. 546 00:35:30,955 --> 00:35:35,059 No. He's too smug. He's arrogant. 547 00:35:35,094 --> 00:35:40,312 You should have seen him earlier today. He was...He was taunting me. 548 00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:44,750 How did he do it? 549 00:35:44,785 --> 00:35:49,959 Adrian, you're gonna make yourself crazy. 550 00:35:49,994 --> 00:35:52,659 Ah! 551 00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:55,012 What's wrong? I'm afraid... 552 00:35:55,047 --> 00:36:00,043 Okay, well, don't look down! No, I'm afraid he's gonna get away with it. 553 00:36:00,078 --> 00:36:03,238 You'll get him. You always do. 554 00:36:03,273 --> 00:36:08,134 I think this guy...is smarter than me. 555 00:36:08,169 --> 00:36:10,674 Nobody's smarter than you. 556 00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:14,424 Come on. You'll think a lot better when you're not so high up. 557 00:36:27,070 --> 00:36:30,122 - Adrian... - What is it? 558 00:36:30,157 --> 00:36:34,677 Eyeglasses. They're Beth Landow's. 559 00:36:34,712 --> 00:36:37,425 Stottlemeyer called. He said they still haven't been able to locate them. 560 00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:42,009 Adrian, if she jumped from the roof, how'd they get here? 561 00:36:42,044 --> 00:36:46,437 - See, that's a good question. - Thank you, boss. 562 00:36:47,142 --> 00:36:52,105 Hey, Professor. It's showtime. 563 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:54,246 Oh, my God. Keep walking. 564 00:36:54,281 --> 00:36:56,638 If he catches up with us, fall to the ground, 565 00:36:56,639 --> 00:36:58,739 curl up in a ball and protect your face. 566 00:36:58,774 --> 00:37:01,269 No. No, no, no, no. I can't. I can't keep running. 567 00:37:01,304 --> 00:37:03,396 Benjy was right. I can't run away from everything. 568 00:37:03,431 --> 00:37:06,826 You're gonna be picking up your teeth with your broken fingers. 569 00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:08,575 Did you hear that about the teeth and fingers? 570 00:37:08,610 --> 00:37:09,582 You want me to call the police? 571 00:37:09,617 --> 00:37:13,335 - No. No, I've got to do this. - Come on. Come on. 572 00:37:16,907 --> 00:37:18,664 What? 573 00:37:22,048 --> 00:37:25,079 You hear that, Mr. Monk? It's 10:00 a. m. 574 00:37:25,114 --> 00:37:28,621 At 10:05, you're gonna be waking up in an emergency room. 575 00:37:28,656 --> 00:37:30,478 - No! - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 576 00:37:30,513 --> 00:37:32,447 What do you mean, wait? Come on! We're fightin' here! 577 00:37:32,482 --> 00:37:34,965 Wait. Just cut it out for a minute, will ya? I'm thinking here. 578 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,536 I'm thinking too. I'm thinking about punching your lights out. 579 00:37:37,571 --> 00:37:42,283 - Will you shut up? - Well... - Shut up.! 580 00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:46,616 - Did you solve the case? - Thank you. 581 00:37:46,651 --> 00:37:49,091 - Thank you. - For what? 582 00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:54,430 L... I couldn't have done it without you. I'm gonna give your boy an "A." 583 00:37:54,465 --> 00:37:59,843 Really? Well, all right then. 584 00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:03,082 So, who won here? 585 00:38:11,068 --> 00:38:14,885 Mr. Monk. Derek, just wanted to stop in and say good-bye. 586 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,470 They found a full-time replacement for the class. 587 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:19,939 She's coming in tomorrow. 588 00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:22,440 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Monk. 589 00:38:22,475 --> 00:38:25,873 A good teacher merely explains. A great one inspires. 590 00:38:25,908 --> 00:38:27,571 And I think you could have been a great teacher. 591 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:30,317 Well, I'll still be here. Just won't be teaching. 592 00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:33,412 Oh, yes. Your hypothetical murder investigation. How is that going? 593 00:38:33,447 --> 00:38:35,757 Pretty well, actually. Thanks for asking. 594 00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:41,790 - We just got a big break. Her... Her eyeglasses. - Eyeglasses... 595 00:38:41,825 --> 00:38:45,644 Beth Landow always wore glasses. It seems she was blind without them. 596 00:38:45,679 --> 00:38:51,170 But, uh, they weren't near her body or on the roof. 597 00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:53,023 Where are they, you suppose? 598 00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:56,691 I don't know. 599 00:38:56,726 --> 00:38:58,983 Well, we'll find them. 600 00:38:59,018 --> 00:39:02,342 Tomorrow morning, there'll be about 200 police cadets here... 601 00:39:02,377 --> 00:39:04,569 searching every square inch of the campus. 602 00:39:04,604 --> 00:39:09,068 We'll find them. And when we do, 603 00:39:09,103 --> 00:39:14,193 we'll... we'll know where Beth Landow was killed. 604 00:39:14,228 --> 00:39:19,128 Good luck. Yeah. Good luck. 605 00:40:13,671 --> 00:40:17,065 Working late, Mr. Philby? 606 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,459 What's going on? 607 00:40:18,494 --> 00:40:24,139 Mr. Philby, you're under arrest for murder in the first degree, special circumstances. 608 00:40:24,174 --> 00:40:27,912 Come on. That's insane. I told you. I was... 609 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:31,449 Proctoring the S. A. T. S at the time. We know. 610 00:40:31,484 --> 00:40:35,069 It took me forever to figure out how you pulled it off. 611 00:40:35,104 --> 00:40:37,607 But then it hit me. You killed Beth Landow... 612 00:40:37,642 --> 00:40:39,706 before the test started. 613 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:42,639 You met her on the clock tower roof that morning at about 8:00, 614 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:45,879 20 minutes before the test. 615 00:40:45,914 --> 00:40:47,675 Then you killed her, 616 00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:52,147 and you carried her body down the stairs to the clock room. 617 00:40:52,182 --> 00:40:55,513 This was inspired. She fell, all right, 618 00:40:55,548 --> 00:41:01,187 but not from the roof. She fell from the clock. 619 00:41:01,222 --> 00:41:04,912 You laid her body out on the minute hand. 620 00:41:04,947 --> 00:41:09,332 It was 8:15, so the hand was perfectly horizontal. 621 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:11,406 The S. A. T. S were to begin at 8:20. 622 00:41:11,441 --> 00:41:14,589 You had five minutes to get back to the classroom. 623 00:41:14,624 --> 00:41:20,419 Plenty of time. And you let gravity do the rest. 624 00:41:20,454 --> 00:41:24,337 It was just like one of your science experiments. 625 00:41:24,372 --> 00:41:29,137 You took a pretty big risk, Philby, hiding the body in plain sight. 626 00:41:29,172 --> 00:41:31,256 It wasn't such a bad bet. 627 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:33,713 That side of the tower faced the athletic field, 628 00:41:33,748 --> 00:41:36,727 which on a Saturday morning was completely deserted. 629 00:41:36,762 --> 00:41:40,926 Tick tock, until 8:25, 630 00:41:40,961 --> 00:41:44,855 when the body slid off the clock and landed on your car. 631 00:41:44,890 --> 00:41:47,290 You made sure that the alarm was activated... 632 00:41:47,325 --> 00:41:53,320 so that everyone would know exactly when she fell. It was a perfect alibi. 633 00:41:53,355 --> 00:41:55,862 There was only one problem... 634 00:41:55,897 --> 00:41:59,739 the groundskeeper just happened to see you. 635 00:41:59,774 --> 00:42:01,919 But you took care of him later. 636 00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:06,044 I told you, Mr. Monk, a theory is just that unless you have some proof. 637 00:42:06,079 --> 00:42:09,546 It's true. I don't have any proof. 638 00:42:09,581 --> 00:42:15,766 But you do. It's in your hand. 639 00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:18,968 Oh! You see, I... I found these on the roof. 640 00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:21,589 I think they're Beth Landow's. I think you're looking for them. 641 00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:23,905 You didn't find them on the roof. 642 00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:26,535 You found them in the clock room under the gearbox, 643 00:42:26,570 --> 00:42:28,955 because I put them there two hours ago. 644 00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:34,106 Only Beth Landow's killer would have known to look for them there. 645 00:42:34,141 --> 00:42:42,034 Q E. D. Quod erat demonstrandum... "Thus it is proved". 646 00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,684 Get him out of here. 647 00:42:51,632 --> 00:42:53,757 Guess we have to find another science teacher. 648 00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:57,803 Well, make sure you check their references. I will. 649 00:42:57,838 --> 00:42:59,916 What was she like? Who? 650 00:42:59,951 --> 00:43:04,118 Trudy. Smart. Quiet. Didn't date much. 651 00:43:04,153 --> 00:43:07,530 Said she was waiting for the right man. Said she'd know him when she met him. 652 00:43:07,565 --> 00:43:12,112 She met him. Where's Mr. Monk? I'd love to thank him. 653 00:43:12,147 --> 00:43:15,037 He's with her. 654 00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:22,932 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org