1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,187 Henry, you just sit there... 3 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,252 and read those baseball scores. 4 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,264 Don't let me bother you, huh? 5 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,562 Where that girl is... 6 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:37,694 She was supposed to be back here an hour ago with the groceries. 7 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,864 Dinner's gonna be late. 8 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:42,499 Thinks the world revolves around her. 9 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:45,009 You were talking in your sleep again, Henry. 10 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:48,570 - What do you think so far? - There's no leg room. 11 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:51,776 - It's so crowded. - Well, it's supposed to be crowded. 12 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:53,876 It's sold out. 13 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:56,478 You know, this play is going to New York. 14 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,992 Can you believe it? My sister in an off-Broadway show? 15 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,550 So where is she? 16 00:01:01,585 --> 00:01:04,307 She's in the next scene. She kills a guy. 17 00:01:04,342 --> 00:01:07,265 I hope it's the guy who designed these seats. 18 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,230 There she is. 19 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:23,341 Hey, Cuz. You miss me? 20 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:27,946 Hope you don't mind... I let myself in. 21 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:31,081 But you're supposed to be in jail. 22 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:34,126 It's funny, that phrase, "supposed to be." 23 00:01:35,361 --> 00:01:40,424 I'm supposed to be in jail; you're supposed to be waiting for me. 24 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:44,436 A man can't count on "supposed to be" the way he used to. 25 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:47,667 You know, my husband's upstairs. If he hears you he'll come down... 26 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:53,076 Your husband's downtown drowning himself in scotch and soda. 27 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,011 I saw him leave about an hour ago. 28 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,948 I've got some money in my purse. Why don't you just take it and go? 29 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,792 You think I want your pocket change? 30 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,885 You think that's why I came back? 31 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,723 Who ordered the tossed salad? 32 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:14,826 I came back for what's mine. 33 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,301 - You know, if you don't leave, I'll... - You'll what? Huh? 34 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,702 You'll do nothin'! 35 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:27,177 Like I said, I'm here for what's mine. 36 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:36,917 Hal, are you okay? 37 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,981 Hal? Hal? 38 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:42,926 - Is she supposed to say "Hal"? - Hal, are you all right? 39 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,021 Oh, my God. 40 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,168 Is there a doctor in the house? Anyone! 41 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,704 I'm a doctor. 42 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,517 I thought I grabbed the prop knife. It was supposed to... 43 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:05,944 It was supposed to be the prop knife. 44 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,047 - He's dead. - Oh, my God. 45 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,788 He's been stabbed! 46 00:03:22,096 --> 00:03:24,713 MONK Season 2 Epi. 06 Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater 47 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,194 Do not insult us. 48 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,696 There were 300 people in that theater. 49 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,809 They all saw it, Gail. 50 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:29,644 I can't tell you what they saw. I can only tell you what I did. 51 00:04:29,679 --> 00:04:31,404 I can tell you what they saw. 52 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,668 They saw you pick up a five-inch kitchen knife... 53 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,605 and plunge it into Hal Duncan's chest. 54 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,666 Then they saw him fall, dead. 55 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,338 I didn't do it. Come on, Randy. You know me. 56 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,472 You two are pals? - Yeah. 57 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:45,312 Well, no. Not exactly. We met last year. 58 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,785 - Gail, I can't help you here. - All right, Gail. Why don't we go... 59 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:50,129 She's scared to death. I gotta go in there. 60 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:53,224 Sharona, you can't. 61 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:57,662 Okay. There are two knives onstage. One of them is real. 62 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:01,291 I use it to cut a tomato in the second act. The other one is retractable, 63 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:03,267 - so it looks like he's being stabbed. - Right. 64 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:07,170 There are two knives onstage. Knife number one is on the counter. 65 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,505 Knife number two is sticking in the guy's chest. 66 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:14,376 Look, here's the problem, Gail... Both knives were real. 67 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,109 There's no way. I'm telling you. 68 00:05:16,144 --> 00:05:18,508 It was a prop knife. I can tell the difference. 69 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:21,348 - Look, Gail, I like you. - We both like you. 70 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,514 So please, stop insulting us. 71 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:26,013 Why would I kill him in front of everybody? 72 00:05:26,048 --> 00:05:27,081 People do it every day. 73 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,493 You were having a relationship with the victim. 74 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,861 You'd been seeing him for nearly a year. 75 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,713 - It was just seven months. - He broke it off. You were upset. 76 00:05:35,748 --> 00:05:37,737 You sent him some e-mails. 77 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:40,035 They were pretty emotional. Th-That's what I heard. 78 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,860 Who you been talking to, Randy? The crew? 79 00:05:41,895 --> 00:05:43,940 You wanted to teach your boyfriend a lesson. 80 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,877 You were pissed off. You did it in public. You didn't care, 81 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,880 so you took a knife from home, 82 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,686 you switched it with the knife on the stage, 83 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:52,543 and then you stuck him in the chest. 84 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,587 - Everybody saw you. - He's not my boyfriend. 85 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,589 No! Not anymore. 86 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:01,593 - Now Gail, I... - I feel so helpless. 87 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,221 Can't you do anything? 88 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,624 Oh, God. 89 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:13,400 Okay, I got toothpaste, toothbrush, magazines. 90 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:16,965 I'm allowed to bring her a towel, right? - I don't know. 91 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,341 How long can they hold her? 92 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:22,609 Second-degree murder? The D. A.'s gonna try to deny her bail... 93 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,617 until she confesses. 94 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,692 Why would she confess? 95 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:31,046 What? You think she did it? 96 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,820 Sharona, I don't know what to tell you. 97 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,020 I was there. So were you. 98 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:39,292 You know, I don't accept that. She said she was innocent. 99 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,630 Things aren't always what they seem. Isn't that what you taught me? 100 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:47,298 Sharona, she stabbed the guy in front of 300 people. 101 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:50,308 - Look, I'm not a magician. - Yes, you are. 102 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,401 You turn things around all the time. 103 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,469 You do it for strangers every day. 104 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,742 So how come you can't do it for my sister? 105 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,952 - Oh, my God. - What? 106 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:06,082 Oh, no. - "Oh, no," what? Sharona, who is out there? 107 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,150 My mom! I totally forgot she was coming. 108 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,991 She flew up from Florida to see the play. This is gonna kill her! 109 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:12,997 Oh, no. 110 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:18,600 Look... Look, I might have told her some things that weren't exactly true. 111 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:21,037 - Like what? - Like, Benjy's on the honor roll. 112 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,837 - Oh, okay. No problem. - Okay, thanks. 113 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,662 Oh! Oh, oh, oh. And... 114 00:07:25,697 --> 00:07:28,313 And I also told her that my rent is only $900 a month. 115 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:31,976 And-And-And-And I broke up with Steve, the florist I was dating. 116 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,042 He didn't break up with me. Oh, oh.! Oh, oh. 117 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,521 And also that I am seeing a really nice guy, Ronnie, who's a stockbroker, 118 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,888 but he's out of town this weekend. 119 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,389 Oh, oh! Oh, oh. And-And you... you have a full medical plan, 120 00:07:43,424 --> 00:07:45,551 including dental. 121 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,192 And, uh, I'm not your assistant. 122 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:54,137 I'm... your partner. Is that okay? 123 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:58,507 Yeah. Wow! Congratulations. 124 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,512 Thank you. 125 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,316 - Hey.! - Hi, Mom! 126 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:08,751 Hello. Oh, I thought the bell was broken. 127 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,221 Oh, I'm sorry. We were in the kitchen. 128 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,860 How come... How come you didn't call me? I would have picked you up. 129 00:08:13,895 --> 00:08:15,851 Oh, I'm not an invalid. I grabbed a taxi. 130 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:19,659 You look wonderful. Come here. - Oh, Ma. 131 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:24,396 Ah.! I was so sorry to hear about Steve, but I say, good riddance. 132 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,701 You're too good for the schlub. Oh! 133 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,241 Is this our stockbroker? - Uh, no. 134 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:32,573 I'm not your stockbroker. He's out of town. 135 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:37,048 His name is Ronnie. That's all. 136 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:38,953 Um, um, this is Adrian, remember? 137 00:08:38,988 --> 00:08:41,780 Oh, the partner. The partner in crime. 138 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,788 - Mrs. Fleming. - Oh, no. Call me Cheryl. 139 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:47,257 - Wipe? - Not now. 140 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,191 Where's Benjy? I brought him a new baseball glove. 141 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,457 Oh, he's not here. He's sleeping over at a friend's house. 142 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,466 You forgot I was coming, didn't you? No, that's all right. I understand. 143 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,458 You're probably so excited about the show. 144 00:08:56,493 --> 00:08:57,670 So, how was it last night? 145 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,217 Tell me everything. How was Gail? 146 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:00,784 Were there any reviews? 147 00:09:00,819 --> 00:09:03,306 Hey, Ma, you know what? There's-There's something I've got to tell you. 148 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:07,369 - What? A bad review? - Uh, you might want to sit down, Cheryl. 149 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:09,380 Oh, no, I'm fine. I've been sittin' all day. 150 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,712 Ma, you know what? I think it's best that we sit down. - Oh. 151 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:14,116 Something happened last night at the show. 152 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:17,121 Okay - There was a stabbing. 153 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:20,215 Oh. You mean, in the audience? 154 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:24,889 No. Uh, no. Onstage, uh, during the show. 155 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:28,798 The actor who was playing Burt was killed. 156 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:32,099 Gail... stabbed him. 157 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:35,072 - Oh, I know. I read the script. - No, no. Cheryl, 158 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,006 he died. 159 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,840 Oh, I-I don't understand. 160 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,676 Neither do we. Uh... 161 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,649 The police think that she might have done it on purpose. 162 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,915 She's been arrested for murder in the second degree. 163 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,252 There's a bail hearing tomorrow. 164 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,316 Gail? No. 165 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,861 I don't believe it. It's a mistake, right? 166 00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,023 - The police don't think so. - Well, they're wrong. 167 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,033 Well, you're gonna help her, right? 168 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:05,264 I mean, that's what you do. You're a couple of detectives, right? 169 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,799 Of course we're going to help her. 170 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:13,709 After all, we're... we're a couple of detectives. 171 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,906 - Right? - Right. 172 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,609 Right. 173 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:20,618 What? What? What? Forget it. Forget it. 174 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:23,655 Excuse me. We're looking for Gail Fleming's dressing room. 175 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:27,420 - And you are? - We're her mother. 176 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,427 Backstage, then down the stairs. 177 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:32,089 We'll be right back. We're just gonna pick up her stuff. 178 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,568 Hey, hey, hey. Don't eat those. They're props. 179 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,667 - And you are? - I'm O'Dell. I'm the prop master. 180 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:48,441 - Well, they taste terrible. - But they look delicious. 181 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,505 And that's the point. 182 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,347 It's just an apple. 183 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,355 It hurts, Mama. 184 00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:00,324 It hurts worse than anything else I've ever felt. 185 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,226 Can I help you? 186 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:07,197 Um, yeah. I'm... I'm Sharona, Gail's sister. 187 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,734 And I'm her mother. Who are you, dear? 188 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,929 - Jenna Ryan. - Oh, hello, dear. 189 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,564 L-I thought this was her dressing room. 190 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,370 It is. It was. I'm her understudy. 191 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,438 Can I help you? 192 00:11:18,473 --> 00:11:20,037 Yeah, we're just here to pick up her stuff. 193 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:23,206 Oh, sure. Oh, I put them right here. 194 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,273 Here you go. 195 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,018 You couldn't fold them? 196 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,318 Look, I know you're Gail's family, 197 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:34,086 but it's very hard for me to be sympathetic. 198 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,527 - I just came from Hal Duncan's wake. - Gail didn't do it. 199 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:40,030 I'm sorry. 200 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:43,398 You're right. She's innocent until proven guilty. 201 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:45,562 I guess I'm a little nervous. 202 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,902 I have a show on Friday. It's my opening night. 203 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:51,340 I want you to know I wanted this part, 204 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,742 but I never wanted to get it like this. 205 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,977 Yeah. Look, my boss... 206 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,883 Uh, my associate and I are working with the police. 207 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,319 We'd like to ask you a couple questions. 208 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,985 I'm kind of busy. Um, how about tomorrow? 209 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,119 2:00. Come by the apartment. 210 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:13,131 - 3198 Green Village Road. - Fine. We'll be there. 211 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,326 Great. 212 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,137 Um... Uh, Jenna? 213 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,608 - Yes? - Break a leg. 214 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,417 Excuse me. What are you doing? 215 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,249 Uh, I was just... Nothing. Hey, don't fiddle with the props. 216 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:39,971 I've got to know where these are, in the dark, by touch, at a moment's notice. 217 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,195 I've been juggling props for 44 years. 218 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,196 Ask me about the first prop I ever bought. 219 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,495 - What was the... - The sword Richard Burton used in Camelot. 220 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:52,469 - I had to go to Scotland to get it. - Really? Wow. 221 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,506 I'm, uh, I'm Adrian Monk, and this is Sh... 222 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,467 She's usually right here. 223 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,944 This is a terrible week, I'll bet. 224 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:04,210 Hey, that wasn't my fault. The cops had me under the lights all night long. 225 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,150 I told them... I put the prop knife on the set. 226 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:11,053 We use two knives on this show. A real one and one like this. 227 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,784 Hey, whoa... 228 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,089 Don't wet yourself. The blade retracts into the handle. 229 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,858 Gail must have switched the gag knife for the real one before the show. 230 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,195 - May I? - See? 231 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,065 It doesn't feel like a real knife at all, does it? 232 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:27,333 No - She had to know she was holding a real knife. 233 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:31,069 What happened onstage Sunday night, that was no accident. 234 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:35,739 That was a woman scorned. "Hell hath no fury," right? 235 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,546 And you're sure you put a fake knife on the stage? 236 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:42,587 I swear, I put it there myself, half an hour before curtain. 237 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,749 - And there was nobody else here? - Nope. Except Jenna. 238 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,352 Jenna Ryan, Gail's understudy. She was checking in. 239 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,919 They check in before the show, see if anybody's sick. 240 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,125 We're all set. It's killing me that we can't see her. 241 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,829 She's not allowed any visitors until after the bail hearing. 242 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,837 I can't believe this is happening. 243 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,082 There's nothing we can do today. 244 00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:05,539 - Let's get a manicure. - A manicure - Come on. It'll be fun. 245 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,341 If we just go home, we're gonna go crazy. 246 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,922 There's a salon around the corner... 247 00:14:09,923 --> 00:14:11,975 Alberta's. All the ladies in the show go there. 248 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,675 What do you say? 249 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:18,352 Nothing, nothing, noth... Hold on. Hold on. 250 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,415 No. Nothing. Saturday, nothing. 251 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:23,586 Ouch. I don't have an opening for another two weeks. I'm sorry. 252 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:27,098 - Not even for a manicure? - Don't you have any cancellations? 253 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,794 Well, Luna can put you on the waiting list, 254 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,803 but, uh, why don't you try Scissor Wiz? 255 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,357 - They'll take anyone. - Excuse me. 256 00:14:33,392 --> 00:14:36,604 Uh, Jenna Ryan... Is she a customer? 257 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,768 Yes. - Gail's understudy. 258 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,745 Right. She has an appointment for tomorrow. 259 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,305 So? She wants to look good for her debut. 260 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,317 But-But look. According to this, 261 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,319 she made this appointment two weeks ago. 262 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,321 How did she know she'd be onstage? 263 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,324 I don't know. Coincidence? 264 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,383 - Maybe. - So what are you saying? 265 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,861 I'm saying you might be right. 266 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,558 Your sister may have been framed. 267 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,568 And I think the understudy could have had something to do with it. 268 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,101 Who did your perm? I-I absolutely love it. 269 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,624 Captain Stottlemeyer, 270 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:15,975 you have been investigating the violent murder of Hal Duncan? 271 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,484 - That's correct. - Look at her. She's lost weight. 272 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,577 - How can you tell from here? - I can tell. 273 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,520 - And who is that suspect? - Miss Gail Fleming. 274 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,424 Um... Uh, may I say something? 275 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,952 Your Honor, in my opinion, Miss Fleming is not a flight risk. 276 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,795 You see, I know her family, I work with her sister... 277 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,928 Your Honor, there is an avalanche of evidence against Miss Fleming. 278 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:40,614 I hardly know where to begin. 279 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,641 She had motive, she was obsessed with the victim, 280 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,769 the attack was witnessed by 300 people. 281 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,779 Excuse me, Your Honor. 282 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,714 I would also like to mention that I have a consultant working on the case. 283 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,945 He's a former homicide detective. 284 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,783 He's somebody I respect a great deal, 285 00:15:56,855 --> 00:16:00,951 and, um, he has serious doubts about what happened. 286 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:04,325 What is his name? 287 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:08,025 Adrian Monk, Your Honor. He's, uh, in the courtroom, 288 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,035 uh, and he's ready and willing to testify. 289 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,197 Oh, yes. I know Mr. Monk. 290 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,175 - Hello, Adrian. - Your Honor. 291 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,911 I, uh, presided over his last competency hearing. 292 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,713 He couldn't testify until I adjusted my robe. 293 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,980 - I remember. Right. - You see, it had to be even. 294 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,579 - Perfectly even. - Uh, look, Your Honor... 295 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,888 I know he's a little unorthodox, but he's a great cop. 296 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:39,158 I'm refusing this petition. Bail is denied. 297 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,859 - Thank you, Your Honor. - The court is in recess. 298 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,300 Gail, baby... 299 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,770 Oh, no. I'm her mother. Can't I just talk to her? 300 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,000 Give ya a minute. 301 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,942 - Mom, I didn't do anything wrong. - I know you didn't, honey. 302 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,181 Gail, do you remember when you were in the second grade 303 00:16:54,216 --> 00:16:55,674 and Pogo got sick? 304 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,683 - Do you remember what I said? - You said you'd make it better. 305 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,845 I gave you a promise. I said he'd get better, and what happened? 306 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,512 - He got better. - That's right. 307 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,456 - Until the bus hit him three weeks later. - No, no. Forget about the bus. 308 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,858 The point is, he wasn't sick. Now, listen to me, pumpkin. 309 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:14,456 I'm making you another promise, and I'm gonna take care of this. 310 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,933 We gotta go. 311 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,029 It's going to be okay. 312 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,078 I'm depending on you. 313 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,614 I'll do whatever it takes. 314 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,709 I'm depending on you too. 315 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,192 - Can I help you? - Uh, yeah, we're here, 316 00:17:46,227 --> 00:17:48,482 uh, for Jenna Ryan. She's expecting us. 317 00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:51,395 Miss Ryan just left 10 minutes ago. 318 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,098 - Are you sure? - I put her in the cab myself. 319 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,433 Okay, she didn't forget. I saw her write it down. She's avoiding us. 320 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,671 Did you happen to hear where she went? 321 00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:03,482 It's possible. 322 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,507 Well-Well, where did she go? It's very important. 323 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,020 Isn't it funny? I-I can't quite remember. 324 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,852 I get it. I get it. I get it. 325 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,825 Memories are funny things. 326 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:18,294 Uh, maybe this will help. 327 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,924 Three dollars? Hey, buddy, 328 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,163 I get three bucks for holding a door open. 329 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,831 He wants more. Give him more. 330 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:31,672 He didn't do anything. I think three dollars is more than appropriate. 331 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,473 Give him more. 332 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,240 - Oh, so we're up to four dollars now. - For 20 seconds of your time. 333 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:44,119 - I think that's not too shabby. - You're the cheapest man I know. 334 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,282 Here. Where'd she go? 335 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,849 - What are you doing? Forty dollars? - My sister's on death row. 336 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,657 I think she's worth 40 dollars. Where'd she go? 337 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,564 - The Beltram Hotel on Ridgedale. - Okay. Thank you very much. 338 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,005 Excuse me. Could I have my four dollars back? 339 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,940 What? - We gave you 44 dollars. 340 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,842 Yeah? - The bribe was only 40, so, you know... 341 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,608 - Are you for real? - Will you come on? 342 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:13,139 O-Okay. Okay, but we have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. 343 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:16,915 I won't forget. I'm writing it down. 344 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,724 There she is. 345 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,059 Oh, excuse me. Have we registered? - Uh, for what? 346 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,873 Speedy Dates. We do it here once a month 347 00:19:31,908 --> 00:19:33,820 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I read an article about this. 348 00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:35,770 It's for singles. Instead of spending all night with one jerk, 349 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,476 you get to meet 15 jerks at once. 350 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:39,637 Yeah, that's not exactly how we would describe it. 351 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,176 You spend four minutes with each person. 352 00:19:41,211 --> 00:19:44,705 Then when the love bell rings, you move on to the next person. 353 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,978 - It's like square dancing. - He'll do it. 354 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,145 Sign in. - What? 355 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:53,180 Sign in. It's perfect. This way, Jenna has to talk to you. 356 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,658 "Speedy Dates"? No. No, no, no. 357 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:58,093 That's like Dante's seventh circle of hell. 358 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:01,564 Adrian, "whatever it takes." 359 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,624 Isn't that what you said? 360 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,739 I like your eyes. 361 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,938 Well, thank you. They came with the face. 362 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:18,380 - And you're a cop? - Uh, used to be. 363 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,384 Do you still have your handcuffs? 364 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,716 Yes. They're in my bureau. 365 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,455 Maybe you'd like to show them to me sometime. 366 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,459 Why? 367 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,553 They're-They're just handcuffs. 368 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:36,898 And Trudy and I were married for... 369 00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:39,724 - seven years. - I am so sorry. 370 00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,607 It was a car bomb. 371 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:45,304 Three pounds of plastic explosives under the driver's seat. 372 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:49,279 I... I felt responsible. I think it was meant for me. 373 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:53,682 And how about you? Have you ever been married? 374 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,120 It's so hard for women my age to meet men. I'm 38. 375 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:02,957 Oh, no, you're not. Excuse me? 376 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,792 I was standing behind you when you were registering out front. 377 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:09,664 I-I noticed that your credit card said "member since 1979." 378 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:13,034 You have to be 18 to get that card. 379 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,131 Which means that, uh, you're at least 42. 380 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:20,453 All right. I'm 43. Are you happy now? 381 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,907 You don't look it. 382 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:29,110 - I hate dating, don't you? - I don't know. I never date. 383 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,451 Then what are you doing here? 384 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:35,050 I'm... I'm just here to meet her. 385 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,186 Oh, I see. 386 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,787 Sorry I wasted your time. It's okay. 387 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:44,464 Hello, Adrian. I'm Jenna. 388 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,800 Jenna, hello. Is this your first time? 389 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,466 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. How about you? 390 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:51,475 Third. Insane, isn't it? 391 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:53,636 But I don't know how else to meet anybody. 392 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,703 The only guys I meet at work are actors. 393 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,715 Oh, you're an actress? 394 00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,910 - Guilty. - Are you famous? 395 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,853 No. Not yet. Are you into the theater? 396 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,382 I really don't get out much. 397 00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:08,416 I'm in a play at the El Portal, if you're interested. 398 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:12,395 - It's called Blood on the Moon. - Oh, I heard about that. 399 00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,932 Didn't a guy get killed during the show? 400 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,458 It's not exactly the kind of publicity we wanted. 401 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,734 Actually, I'm the understudy for the girl who, you know, did it. 402 00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,605 - Really? - My daddy always said, 403 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,907 "When opportunity knocks, just kick down the damn door. 404 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:31,415 - Don't ask any questions." - Is-Is your father an actor too? 405 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:34,919 He wanted to be. Raised by a frustrated actor. 406 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:37,079 That explains everything, right? 407 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:41,251 But he's great. He's really great. My father would do anything for me. 408 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:44,784 Were you there when-when Mr. Duncan was stabbed? 409 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,196 No. I, um... I had checked in earlier. 410 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:50,720 I was at a party across town. 411 00:22:51,796 --> 00:22:53,134 How did you know his name? 412 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:57,631 - It's on the news. - Uh-huh. 413 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,303 So you didn't actually see the attack? 414 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,871 No, I was at a party across town. I told you. 415 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,711 You ask a lot of questions. 416 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,777 You never told me what you do for a living. 417 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:13,450 Oh, that was quick. Can I see you again? 418 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:16,653 I don't think so. 419 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,500 - So how'd it go, stud? - She did it. 420 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:27,060 I don't know how she did it, but she did it. 421 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,416 Let's go back to the theater and look around. - Okay. 422 00:23:31,237 --> 00:23:32,958 - So how did the dating go? - Oh, it was terrible. 423 00:23:32,993 --> 00:23:37,446 - Thank God I'm not single. - You are single. 424 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,450 Oh, yeah. 425 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,524 Okay. I think I remember exactly what I saw. 426 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:49,424 It's the second scene. You're Gail, I'm the guy. 427 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:53,521 The two knives are on the counter. This is very important. 428 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,294 This is the real knife. This is the prop knife. 429 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:59,462 So when you stab me, please use the prop knife. 430 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:03,599 - I'll try to remember. - Okay. Okay, now, so. 431 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:07,702 - You... You enter from the right. - You mean the left. That's stage left. 432 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,681 - But it's on the right. - But it's stage left. That's what they call it. 433 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:12,849 My sister's an actress. 434 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:16,244 But-But for the purposes of this recreation, 435 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,653 let's just call it what they call it on planet Earth. 436 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:21,521 - Like you would know. - All right. Just enter from over there. 437 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:25,893 All right? Over there, and then come walk to the table when I say "Go." 438 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,898 And... Go. 439 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,871 Hey, Cuz. Did you miss me? 440 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,277 I hope you don't mind. 441 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,338 I let myself in. 442 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,044 - You're pretty good. - Oh. I have my moments. 443 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:52,351 So now you say, "Burt, you're supposed to be in jail." 444 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,891 Come on. Say it. 445 00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:57,258 - Burt, you're supposed to be in jail. - Yeah, it's funny about that phrase, 446 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,456 "supposed to be." 447 00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:02,762 I'm supposed to be in jail. You're supposed to be waiting for me. 448 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:07,271 A man can't count on "supposed to be" the way he used to. 449 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:14,106 Your husband's downtown, drowning himself in scotch and soda. 450 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:18,343 I saw him leave here about an hour ago. 451 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,611 What are you doing? 452 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:25,054 Well done. Very nice. 453 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:28,581 - Sorry. We thought we were alone. - I was in the shadows, 454 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,594 where the director belongs. 455 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,596 I'm Karl Sebastian. 456 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:35,895 I'm Sharona Fleming, and this is Adrian Monk. 457 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:39,232 - You're Gail's sister, aren't you? - Yeah. 458 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,568 Will you tell her we're all praying for her? 459 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,269 I've known Gail many years, and I still can't believe what's happened. 460 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:47,607 It's like a bad dream. - Sure is. 461 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:50,671 How do you know the play, Mr. Monk? It's brand-new. It's never been published. 462 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:52,613 I saw it last week, and, uh, 463 00:25:52,648 --> 00:25:55,584 must have memorized it by accident. Sorry. 464 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:58,418 You memorized it after seeing it one time? 465 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,958 I'm so sorry. 466 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,221 I know this is all last-minute. 467 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,229 I don't know what your schedule is, but, uh, 468 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,697 we've just hired an actor from New York to play the part of Burt. 469 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:11,258 But he can't be here till Monday. Would you consider filling in? 470 00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:14,635 It's only two shows. - Me? No. No. 471 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:17,698 - Uh, no. Sorry. Can't. - He'll do it. He'll be great. 472 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:22,339 I just need to talk to my agent for one minute. 473 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,105 Are you insane? I can't act! 474 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:28,216 Look, my sister's in trouble. You said the understudy did it. 475 00:26:28,251 --> 00:26:31,144 She's in the show. That's where you should be. 476 00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:33,816 It's two shows. Come on. 477 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,187 - He'll do it. - Oh, excellent. I'm thrilled. 478 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:42,222 Welcome aboard. We'll, uh, see you tomorrow, 10:00 a. m. Rehearsal. 479 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:46,871 - You're in the show Friday night. - In the show. I'm in the show. 480 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,872 It's fantastic. 481 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,971 Okay, from the top of scene two. 482 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:57,412 Adrian, you've just escaped from prison. 483 00:26:57,482 --> 00:27:01,248 You're hiding behind the door. 484 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:04,288 You step out, and, uh... 485 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,449 Anytime, Mr. Monk. 486 00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:19,732 Hey, Cuz. Did you miss me? 487 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,432 I hope you don't mind. I let myself in. 488 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:27,069 Okay, okay. Um, Adrian, you started to have it yesterday. 489 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,603 Remember, you've escaped from prison. - Right. I s... Yeah. 490 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:33,776 Full of rage. You swagger. 491 00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:36,184 I don't think so. 492 00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:39,087 Hi.! I'm sorry.! I'm sorry I'm late. 493 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,284 I couldn't get a cab. 494 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:45,696 - You... - Jenna Ryan, this is Adrian Monk. 495 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:48,961 - He's filling in for a couple of shows. - You're an actor? 496 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:53,232 Yes, he's an actor, and he's doing a splendidjob. 497 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:56,569 But we haven't got all day, so, um, we'll go from your line, 498 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,575 "There's money in my purse." 499 00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,305 Jenna, you're at the table. Adrian, you're swaggering. 500 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:08,750 Here. I have some money in my purse. 501 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:12,153 Take it. - You think I want your pocket change? 502 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:14,191 You think that's why I came back? 503 00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:17,353 Okay, now, you push the table over. 504 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:24,133 You're an animal. Just-Just push it over. 505 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:30,705 Maybe my character wouldn't want to make too big a mess right-right here. 506 00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:33,335 She sent you to prison. You're... You're full of rage.! 507 00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:37,745 I have a thought. What if my character expresses his rage... 508 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:42,150 by putting away the groceries... 509 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,915 roughly? 510 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:48,987 Uh, okay. Uh, okay. Uh, let's-let's move on... 511 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:53,497 to your next line, "Who ordered the tossed salad?" 512 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,596 Who ordered the tossed salad? 513 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:03,908 I'm sorry. Is that how you laugh? 514 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:09,007 - I'm not... not a big laugher. - Well, try a real laugh. 515 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,300 Have a go. 516 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:14,941 Who ordered the tossed salad? 517 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,626 Oh, no. Okay, wait. Let me try that again. 518 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:26,590 Who ordered the tossed salad? 519 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,632 Sebastian? 520 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:34,194 - Who ordered the tossed salad? - He's impossible. 521 00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:36,137 Just cut him loose. We'll find somebody else. 522 00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:41,543 It was your idea to hire Hal, and he was terrible, God rest his soul. 523 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:46,120 Who ordered the tossed... 524 00:29:46,155 --> 00:29:49,076 Um... Okay, we'll, uh, we'll work on the laugh. 525 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:53,580 Take 10, everybody. 526 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:59,059 Oh, not quite. Hold on. 527 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,395 Kathleen, what did the director mean when he said that... 528 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,662 Jenna made them hire Hal Duncan? 529 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:08,228 It was no secret... Jenna wanted them to hire Hal. 530 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,159 I'll tell you what I heard: 531 00:30:09,194 --> 00:30:12,106 She slept with the producer, then threatened to tell his wife unless they did. 532 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:15,736 - Why? Were they dating? - No. Nobody could figure it out. 533 00:30:15,771 --> 00:30:16,944 Jenna didn't even like the guy. 534 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,744 He wasn't a great actor, or even a good actor. 535 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,576 He was a character. 536 00:30:23,611 --> 00:30:26,723 Always wore sunglasses, even inside. 537 00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:30,887 Oh, and he was allergic to everything: Eggs, peanuts and shellfish. 538 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:34,125 He wouldn't eat anything unless he made it himself. Ah. 539 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,633 This might work, huh? What do you think? 540 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:41,934 Can't I just wear my own clothes? I'd... I'd rather wear my own clothes. 541 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:44,770 Uh, what-what do you have at home? 542 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:49,678 Uh, well, he just has more of this. 543 00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:51,738 Basically this. 544 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:56,049 So, when do I get to meet the elusive Ronnie? 545 00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:00,853 - Who? - The stockbroker. I told you about him. 546 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,189 He's at a convention... in Belgium. 547 00:31:04,261 --> 00:31:06,492 What stockbroker? 548 00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:09,397 I don't like Benjy meeting any of the guys I date until I'm sure, you know? 549 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:11,901 But you said he took Benjy to the basketball game. 550 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,733 No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 551 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,603 Well, then, you misunderstood, or you just got mixed up. 552 00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:17,877 Look, Ma, can we just change the subject, huh? 553 00:31:17,912 --> 00:31:19,777 You don't have to snap, honey. 554 00:31:19,812 --> 00:31:22,940 This is a hard time for all of us. 555 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,982 You know, I always thought if anyone in this 556 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,212 family ever would end up in jail, it would be you. 557 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:30,846 You know what? That's great. That's great. Right in front of Benjy? 558 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:34,085 - I don't mind. - No, you know what I'm talking about. 559 00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:38,219 - Remember when you S-T-O-L-E the car? - Ma, he's 11 years old. He can spell. 560 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:42,198 - S-T-O... - Okay, you know what? You know what? 561 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,167 Go to your room and do your homework. 562 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,203 Whatever. 563 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,406 Oy! 564 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:55,503 I'm sorry, Sharona. I-I'm just so scared. 565 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,551 I'm scared too. 566 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:11,585 - How you doing? - Oh, I'm making lots of new friends. 567 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:14,188 I need you to get me out before I make any more. 568 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,993 Listen, your Mom and Sharona wanted to come, 569 00:32:16,028 --> 00:32:17,894 but you're only allowed one visitor a day. 570 00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:20,267 They wanted me to ask you if you needed anything. 571 00:32:20,338 --> 00:32:21,828 Yeah, an explanation for what happened. 572 00:32:21,863 --> 00:32:24,172 Adrian, I didn't stab anybody. 573 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:26,403 I grabbed the prop knife. I'm sure of it. 574 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:29,173 The knife they found... my prints weren't on it, were they? 575 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:31,340 No. No, no. There were no... 576 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,681 There were no usable prints. 577 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:37,619 The, uh... The police figure that you, uh, 578 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,623 that you wiped them off in all the confusion. 579 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:43,092 Nobody believes me. My lawyer thinks I'm crazy. 580 00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:47,120 Well, maybe I am. - No. 581 00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:50,133 - No, you're not crazy. - Do you want to try a different phone? 582 00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:52,829 No. No, no. I'm good. I'm good. 583 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:56,567 Listen, Gail, what do you know about your understudy, Jenna Ryan? 584 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,132 I can't believe you said that. I've been thinking about her. 585 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:03,306 Why is that? - Because Jenna would do anything for that part. 586 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:06,407 Four years ago, she tried this Tonya Harding thing on another actress. 587 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:10,113 I think it was in Chicago. They were both up for the same part. 588 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:14,750 The actress was attacked with a golf club. Broke her kneecap. - Really? 589 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,228 Yeah. Jenna got the part. 590 00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:18,626 You know, everyone suspected her, but they couldn't prove anything. 591 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,859 But, you know, she couldn't have done it. She wasn't even near the theater, 592 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,458 and she was at some party across town, so... 593 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,435 Maybe. 594 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,995 There. There. 595 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:32,201 Oh, God, the time. I've got to go. I've got a show. 596 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:35,609 - Are you really in the cast? - A star is born. 597 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,547 God, I would have thought you'd get stage fright. 598 00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:39,673 Nah, I was fine in the rehearsals. 599 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,219 Everyone's fine in rehearsals. There's no audience there. 600 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,782 That's true. 601 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,553 That's true. 602 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,259 My mom's in the front row. 603 00:33:59,294 --> 00:34:01,566 But there's not too many other people out there, right? 604 00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:03,402 No, there's lots of people out there. - Oh! 605 00:34:03,474 --> 00:34:07,274 It's sold out. Well, don't worry about it. You were fine in rehearsals. 606 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:12,442 - Don't worry about it. - This is it! Places everyone. Energy. Energy! 607 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,985 I heard you've been asking around about me. - What? 608 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,580 Who are you? You're not an actor. That much I know. 609 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:20,920 Okay, Jenna. Your entrance is on the other side. 610 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,756 - We know a few things too. - What's that supposed to mean? 611 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,420 Figure it out. 612 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:28,954 Henry, you just sit there. 613 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:31,160 You read those baseball scores. 614 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:34,068 Don't let me bother you, huh? 615 00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:37,699 Where's that girl? She was supposed to be back here an hour ago with the groceries. 616 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:39,640 - Okay. - Dinner's gonna be late tonight. 617 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:42,907 Okay. Okay, I... I-I-I can't do this. 618 00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:46,438 - Tell them I'm out of town. - It won't work. They've all seen you. 619 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:50,749 What was I thinking? I'm not an actor. 620 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,949 Are you all right? 621 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,938 What are you doing? What-What are you doing? 622 00:34:55,973 --> 00:34:58,395 Taking your pulse. I'm a nurse, remember? 623 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,964 Oh, my God. Sharona, I've... I've got it. 624 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,528 I know how she did it. - You do? 625 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,875 If that's how you take someone's pulse, 626 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:13,105 I know how she did it. 627 00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:16,544 Adrian, let's go. You're on! You. Come here! 628 00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:33,888 - How did she do it? - Allergies. 629 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,163 Hal Duncan had lots of allergies. 630 00:35:35,198 --> 00:35:38,095 The wardrobe lady said he was afraid to eat anything he didn't make himself. 631 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:42,196 That's why Jenna wanted him in that part. He was the perfect patsy! 632 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:47,040 The prop master told me that Jenna was hanging out onstage before the show. 633 00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:50,240 But she wasn't switching knives, she was tampering with the apples. 634 00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:51,716 The apples? 635 00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:54,241 She must have been putting something on them or in them... 636 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:57,344 something that Hal Duncan was allergic to. 637 00:35:57,421 --> 00:36:00,515 That's right. My mom said they tasted funny. 638 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:01,747 Like I said, 639 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:06,096 I'm here for what's mine! 640 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:11,898 Hal Duncan wasn't stabbed. He was having an allergic reaction. 641 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:17,398 But he was stabbed. There was a real knife in his chest. 642 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:20,638 I know. I-I know, I know. It was a brilliant plan. 643 00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:22,611 - You're still here? - What? - You're on! 644 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,308 - No. No, no, no. - Adrian, Adrian, if you don't go onstage, 645 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,181 she's gonna know something's up. 646 00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:29,947 Sharona, go downstairs, check her dressing room! 647 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,030 What am I looking for? 648 00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:33,252 Evidence! Something Hal Duncan was allergic to. 649 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:34,916 Shellfish, eggs, peanuts... 650 00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:54,510 Hey, Cuz. 651 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,547 Did you miss me? 652 00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:22,428 I hope you don't mind. 653 00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:25,202 I let myself in. 654 00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:27,642 Burt, you're supposed to be in jail. 655 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:33,310 Funny, that phrase, "supposed to be." 656 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,191 You're supposed to be in jail. 657 00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:45,885 I'm supposed to be in jail. 658 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:49,490 You're supposed to be waiting for me. 659 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:56,331 A man can't count on "used to be"... 660 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,341 the way he's supposed to. 661 00:37:58,409 --> 00:38:01,401 Yes, yes. We can prove it. Look, are you almost here? 662 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:03,709 - Great. I'll see you soon. - You'd better go. 663 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,908 My husband's upstairs. If he hears you... 664 00:38:05,983 --> 00:38:08,781 Your husband's downtown, 665 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:12,050 drowning himself in scotch and soda. 666 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:17,288 I saw him leave here about an hour ago. 667 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:24,132 I have money in my purse. Here, take it. 668 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:27,193 - You think I want your pocket change? - Adrian! 669 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:30,297 You think that's why I came back? 670 00:38:33,511 --> 00:38:37,242 Adrian. Adrian! 671 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:42,741 Look.! Adrian.! Adrian. 672 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:57,290 Who ordered the tossed salad? 673 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,033 Oh, my God. 674 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:04,938 I'm here for what's mine. 675 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:08,103 Burt, if you don't leave, I'll... 676 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:12,685 You'll what? Huh? You'll do nothin'! 677 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:18,921 - Adrian, be careful! She knows! - Like I said, 678 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:20,581 - I came for what's mine! - Watch out! 679 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,619 Oh, my God! 680 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:43,373 Is she all right? 681 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:44,977 Is there a doctor in the house? 682 00:39:45,012 --> 00:39:47,213 Everybody stay in your seats, ladies and gentlemen. 683 00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:49,996 - I'm a police officer. Everything is under control. - Are you okay? - I'm all right. 684 00:39:50,031 --> 00:39:52,287 Everybody just sit down. 685 00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:54,415 Could we have the house lights on, please? 686 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,983 She's okay. I'll call an ambulance. 687 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,928 Excuse me. Did you... 688 00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:03,309 Did you just ask if there was a doctor in the house? 689 00:40:03,344 --> 00:40:04,365 Yes. Yes. Right. 690 00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:08,462 That's funny. Because last week, you were the doctor in the house. 691 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:14,804 - What are you talking about? - I was here. I saw you. 692 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,473 Is there a doctor in the house? Anyone? - I'm a doctor. 693 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:19,345 But you're not a doctor, are you? 694 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,909 I remembered how you took Hal's pulse after he collapsed. 695 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:27,253 You used your thumb, something no real doctor would ever do. 696 00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:31,283 Hal Duncan was having an allergic reaction to peanut oil. 697 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,592 He wasn't stabbed... 698 00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:35,928 until you stabbed him. 699 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,547 When you leaned over, you pocketed the fake knife, 700 00:40:38,582 --> 00:40:39,904 and then you killed him. 701 00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:42,338 He's dead. He's been stabbed! 702 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:46,568 That's crazy. Why would I... 703 00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:49,875 You would do anything to help Jenna get into the play. 704 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:52,814 It's a big hit, heading to New York, 705 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:55,044 and a career-making role for your daughter. 706 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,255 - My daughter? - That's right, Mr. Ryan. 707 00:40:59,323 --> 00:41:02,417 That is your name, isn't it? You've been obsessed with her career. 708 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:09,225 Jenna told me all about it. We... We dated, briefly. 709 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,396 You don't understand. Jenna's all I have. 710 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:17,430 But if they wanted Gail out of the way, why didn't they just go after her? 711 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:18,426 They couldn't do that, Captain. 712 00:41:18,461 --> 00:41:22,571 Jenna was suspected of attacking another actress four years ago. 713 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:24,580 They couldn't pull that trick again. 714 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,990 They had to find another way to get rid of Gail. 715 00:41:27,025 --> 00:41:30,879 - So they framed her. - Or they tried to. Thank you, Adrian. 716 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:33,150 Now, can you prove any of this? 717 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,435 The medical examiner can. 718 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,261 This was in her dressing room. 719 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:41,662 I'm sure you can still find traces of it in his body. 720 00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:46,431 - Peanut oil. - Daddy! Daddy, what did you do? 721 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,099 I had nothing to do with this, I swear! I swear! 722 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,233 Shut up, bitch! Show's over. 723 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:55,073 That's my daughter, the detective.! 724 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,479 Bravo! 725 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,531 Listen to this. "The director said, 726 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:29,875 "'We're all excited about Gail Fleming rejoining the show. - Yea! 727 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:32,662 "'We're also hoping to bring our newest cast member, 728 00:42:32,697 --> 00:42:34,611 Adrian Monk, to New York with us. 729 00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:37,715 In all my years in the theater, I have never seen fear and panic 730 00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:39,356 portrayed so convincingly."' 731 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:43,520 That is a money review. First time out. Congratulations. - Thanks. 732 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:45,687 Are you gonna be doing any more acting, Mr. Monk? 733 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:48,698 Anything's possible, Benjy, except for that. 734 00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:51,758 Oh, I'm gonna miss my plane. We better call a taxi. 735 00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:54,099 Oh, no, I'll take you. You know, I've been cooped up all week. 736 00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:56,511 Before I leave, I want a picture with me and my girls. 737 00:42:56,546 --> 00:42:57,402 Oh, I'll... I'll take it for you. 738 00:42:57,474 --> 00:42:58,510 Oh, no, don't give it to him. 739 00:42:58,545 --> 00:43:00,307 He'll spend half an hour cleaning the lens. Don't. 740 00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:04,108 Oh, well, we can all be in it, because, uh, there's a built-in timer. 741 00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:06,741 But we have to be careful. There's just one picture left. 742 00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:09,479 Ready? Go! Smile! 743 00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:16,960 Here, Cheryl, you switch with me, okay? - Adrian, no. 744 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:19,825 - No. There's no time. - Mom should be in the middle. 745 00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:22,127 Okay, okay. Wait. Smile. 746 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:24,565 - Gail, you switch... - Oh, come on. We don't have time for this! 747 00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:27,604 Quick, quick! Yeah, now it's better. 748 00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:30,299 Cause you have tall, short, tall, short. 749 00:43:31,305 --> 00:43:37,570 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org