1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,235 www.1000fr.com Present 2 00:00:00,294 --> 00:00:02,045 Look at that sky. 3 00:00:02,649 --> 00:00:05,200 It's the second most beautiful sight in the world. 4 00:00:05,633 --> 00:00:07,348 The most beautiful is you 5 00:00:07,582 --> 00:00:09,534 standing in front of me. 6 00:00:13,026 --> 00:00:14,195 Are you okay? 7 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:17,526 You--you didn't say five words at dinner. 8 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,428 Jay, remember you said 9 00:00:22,598 --> 00:00:24,157 we couldn't go on like this. 10 00:00:24,437 --> 00:00:26,460 You said I had to make a decision. 11 00:00:26,602 --> 00:00:27,889 You were right. 12 00:00:30,242 --> 00:00:31,530 I'm going back to Eric. 13 00:00:31,686 --> 00:00:33,402 I'm going to try and make it work. 14 00:00:33,436 --> 00:00:35,463 - What? - He's my husband, Jay. 15 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,851 I tried to tell you at dinner. 16 00:00:38,918 --> 00:00:40,222 I don't know. 17 00:00:41,568 --> 00:00:43,500 I don't want to ruin your birthday. 18 00:00:49,006 --> 00:00:50,263 Let's go somewhere. 19 00:00:50,588 --> 00:00:51,801 Just the two of us. 20 00:00:51,836 --> 00:00:54,090 We can go to Bahia Tortolo for the week. 21 00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:55,961 I can get Dr. Eastman to cover my patients. 22 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,891 No, Jay, you're not listening. It's over. 23 00:00:57,948 --> 00:01:00,102 We can leave on Monday. The boat's already stocked up. 24 00:01:00,146 --> 00:01:01,171 What is your problem? 25 00:01:01,196 --> 00:01:03,632 I'm not going anywhere with you except back to shore. 26 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:06,433 Whatever you say. 27 00:01:08,018 --> 00:01:09,102 Please. 28 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:11,513 Just take me home. 29 00:01:15,705 --> 00:01:19,082 I suppose you've told Eric everything. 30 00:01:20,475 --> 00:01:21,600 Are you kidding? 31 00:01:21,887 --> 00:01:23,523 You haven't told anyone? 32 00:01:24,596 --> 00:01:26,211 I'm not exactly proud of this. 33 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:30,281 So... it's like it never happened. 34 00:01:31,288 --> 00:01:32,931 That's one way to look at it. 35 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:40,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 36 00:01:44,868 --> 00:01:46,342 Never happened. 37 00:02:05,006 --> 00:02:08,802 Sync:FRM@¾ÆÄÒ·¹´ü Resync by Sixe - FOROM.COM 38 00:03:09,107 --> 00:03:10,130 Mr. Monk? 39 00:03:13,195 --> 00:03:14,223 Hello? 40 00:03:17,378 --> 00:03:19,220 - What's going on? - Making lunch. 41 00:03:22,607 --> 00:03:24,032 And what's wrong with those? 42 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:25,870 Those are not quite up to snuff. 43 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:28,652 You know me. It's got to be snuff. 44 00:03:32,185 --> 00:03:33,313 What's that? 45 00:03:33,687 --> 00:03:35,143 It's a surprise. 46 00:03:35,907 --> 00:03:38,613 Did I ever tell you about my grandpa, Neville Davenport? 47 00:03:38,697 --> 00:03:40,382 No. Is he in the box? 48 00:03:40,897 --> 00:03:43,620 He was a great man. You remind me of him, actually. 49 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,942 He was an assistant pharmacist in London. 50 00:03:46,066 --> 00:03:47,670 And then, when he was about your age, 51 00:03:47,738 --> 00:03:49,300 he completely changed his life. 52 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,390 Just like that. 53 00:03:50,435 --> 00:03:53,691 He quit his job and started a toothpaste company in England. 54 00:03:54,188 --> 00:03:55,540 A toothpaste company in England! 55 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:57,160 I mean, talk about optimism. 56 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:59,850 And now, it's the third biggest brand in the world 57 00:03:59,898 --> 00:04:01,160 after Colgate and Crest. 58 00:04:01,705 --> 00:04:03,012 I love that story. 59 00:04:03,137 --> 00:04:06,632 I guess my favorite part is about the toothpaste company. 60 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,562 Mr. Monk, there's a point to this story. 61 00:04:08,607 --> 00:04:09,611 I don't think so. 62 00:04:09,638 --> 00:04:11,112 I've been listening very carefully. 63 00:04:11,205 --> 00:04:13,501 Okay, so I've been thinking about this. 64 00:04:13,728 --> 00:04:14,880 And, uh... 65 00:04:17,228 --> 00:04:18,962 I think you should start your own company. 66 00:04:19,006 --> 00:04:20,320 Be a private investigator. 67 00:04:21,207 --> 00:04:22,911 I mean, really go for it. 68 00:04:23,037 --> 00:04:24,312 Hire a PR person. 69 00:04:24,415 --> 00:04:26,202 Be aggressive. Advertise. 70 00:04:26,246 --> 00:04:27,420 Get new clients. 71 00:04:28,255 --> 00:04:30,121 Mr. Monk, there are other detectives out there 72 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,632 with a fraction of your talent who are getting rich. 73 00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:34,051 You're Adrian Monk. 74 00:04:34,136 --> 00:04:36,131 People will pay a fortune to hire you. 75 00:04:36,545 --> 00:04:38,663 Yeah, that's something to think about. 76 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:40,051 I thought you'd say that, 77 00:04:40,076 --> 00:04:42,483 so I did what Grandpa Neville did, and... 78 00:04:43,588 --> 00:04:44,801 I took the initiative. 79 00:04:50,318 --> 00:04:53,102 $85? That's 85 cents a card. 80 00:04:53,136 --> 00:04:54,392 Mr. Monk, that doesn't matter. 81 00:04:54,425 --> 00:04:56,041 You can't be afraid to take risks. 82 00:04:56,136 --> 00:04:57,431 I think I can. 83 00:04:57,937 --> 00:05:00,280 In fact, I think I already am. Hold on. 84 00:05:00,457 --> 00:05:04,191 Germs, heights, snakes, milk, needles, risk. 85 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:05,731 Yeah, it's on there. 86 00:05:05,928 --> 00:05:07,131 Number six. 87 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:21,711 You know what Grandpa Neville's favorite expression was? 88 00:05:23,255 --> 00:05:25,111 "Leap and a net will appear." 89 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:29,052 Well, he sounds like a very pleasant, 90 00:05:29,106 --> 00:05:30,800 very insane person. 91 00:05:32,776 --> 00:05:34,402 It's not even at the right address. 92 00:05:35,858 --> 00:05:36,930 Yes, it is. 93 00:05:37,287 --> 00:05:38,431 No, it isn't. 94 00:05:38,765 --> 00:05:41,713 Shunpike Road. That's all the way downtown. 95 00:05:41,945 --> 00:05:43,001 It's the right address. 96 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,130 It isn't. 97 00:05:44,646 --> 00:05:45,671 Yes, it is. 98 00:05:58,207 --> 00:05:59,903 Can I open my eyes now? 99 00:06:00,007 --> 00:06:01,671 Mr. Monk, your eyes are opened. 100 00:06:03,645 --> 00:06:05,241 When Grandpa Neville first started out, 101 00:06:05,276 --> 00:06:08,110 I swear to you his office looked just like this. 102 00:06:08,698 --> 00:06:10,330 Okay, so this is my desk. 103 00:06:10,545 --> 00:06:11,830 And yours is in there. 104 00:06:11,946 --> 00:06:14,161 So when the clients come in, they sit there. 105 00:06:14,577 --> 00:06:16,741 But then they come in here 106 00:06:17,118 --> 00:06:18,180 and talk to me. 107 00:06:18,248 --> 00:06:19,772 And if I think they're legit, 108 00:06:19,918 --> 00:06:21,482 then I send them in to you. 109 00:06:21,838 --> 00:06:22,802 What clients? 110 00:06:22,836 --> 00:06:23,853 Oh, they'll be calling. 111 00:06:23,915 --> 00:06:26,263 I took out some ads on the Internet and in the phone book. 112 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,361 Natalie, you can't afford this. 113 00:06:28,408 --> 00:06:29,650 Actually, you're paying for it. 114 00:06:29,705 --> 00:06:30,863 I can't afford this. 115 00:06:30,977 --> 00:06:31,962 Oh, yes, you can. 116 00:06:32,006 --> 00:06:33,772 Remember last month when you got that bonus 117 00:06:33,816 --> 00:06:35,511 after solving the Kensington case? 118 00:06:36,048 --> 00:06:36,970 No. 119 00:06:37,015 --> 00:06:38,800 That's because I used it for a down payment. 120 00:06:38,848 --> 00:06:40,340 Grownups have a word for that. 121 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:41,743 We call it embezzlement. 122 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:44,133 Don't tell me-- Grandpa Neville. 123 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,490 That's Grandpa Neville. 124 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:47,772 Well, it's only fitting that we have his picture up. 125 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:49,542 After all, he is our inspiration, right? 126 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,183 Leap and a net will appear. 127 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:54,242 Okay, I appreciate what you're trying to do here. 128 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,571 I really do, but... 129 00:06:55,765 --> 00:06:56,890 I have a job. 130 00:06:56,975 --> 00:06:59,983 I am a consultant for the police department. 131 00:07:00,008 --> 00:07:00,990 Not full time. 132 00:07:01,038 --> 00:07:02,802 And, Mr. Monk, they haven't called in weeks. 133 00:07:02,847 --> 00:07:05,230 Which is fine with me. I am not an ambitious man. 134 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:07,110 I am not Grandpa Neville. 135 00:07:07,186 --> 00:07:08,680 Okay, just give it a few months. 136 00:07:08,905 --> 00:07:09,963 I'm sorry-- Months? 137 00:07:10,027 --> 00:07:11,523 Okay, a few weeks. You'll see. 138 00:07:11,587 --> 00:07:12,611 It's gonna be great. 139 00:07:12,675 --> 00:07:13,722 Trust me. 140 00:07:15,015 --> 00:07:16,080 You'll see. 141 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:20,023 Let's see, Barbara. 142 00:07:22,895 --> 00:07:25,841 "I am into yoga, pilates, 143 00:07:26,117 --> 00:07:28,383 getting in touch with my spirituality..." 144 00:07:29,878 --> 00:07:31,331 Been there, married that. 145 00:07:33,752 --> 00:07:36,899 "My hobbies include bike-riding, running, 146 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,090 cuddling." 147 00:07:38,156 --> 00:07:39,162 Captain? 148 00:07:39,205 --> 00:07:40,201 You got a second? 149 00:07:40,246 --> 00:07:41,520 Uh, yeah, um-- 150 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:43,840 Hang on, Randy. 151 00:07:44,607 --> 00:07:45,793 Uh, just a minute. 152 00:07:47,316 --> 00:07:48,401 Hang on. 153 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,490 - You okay? - Yeah! 154 00:07:51,565 --> 00:07:52,790 Yeah. 155 00:07:53,315 --> 00:07:54,582 This is, um... 156 00:07:55,006 --> 00:07:57,272 classified, need-to-know stuff. 157 00:07:58,056 --> 00:08:00,151 - What's going on? - Missing schoolteacher. 158 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:01,730 Husband's looking better and better. 159 00:08:01,796 --> 00:08:04,110 I talked to a neighbor-- trouble in paradise. 160 00:08:04,197 --> 00:08:05,880 Anna Pollard's been talking to a lawyer 161 00:08:05,935 --> 00:08:07,923 four months ago about filing for a separation. 162 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:08,953 No kidding? 163 00:08:08,977 --> 00:08:11,161 He told me that it was one long honeymoon. 164 00:08:11,206 --> 00:08:12,901 Randy, that man lied to us. 165 00:08:12,947 --> 00:08:14,133 I need to talk to him again. 166 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:15,522 Yes, sir. 167 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:16,773 Oh, by the way, 168 00:08:16,817 --> 00:08:19,383 my cousin saw your profile on Make-A-Date.net. 169 00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:22,730 I didn't know you like bossa nova. 170 00:08:26,436 --> 00:08:28,012 Uh, that was... 171 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:30,901 It was-- 172 00:08:30,947 --> 00:08:33,861 There was an undercover sting operation going on with Vice. 173 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:38,252 Okay, I admit it. 174 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,142 I, um, I signed on. 175 00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:41,191 I was curious. 176 00:08:41,258 --> 00:08:43,163 Tell your cousin that I was just joking around. 177 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,863 That's okay. You can tell her yourself. You've been talking to her all week. 178 00:08:47,898 --> 00:08:49,220 She's Sexy In Sonoma. 179 00:08:49,477 --> 00:08:50,661 Wait, that's your cousin? 180 00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:52,071 When did you put in a hot tub? 181 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:54,552 - I didn't put in a hot tub. - She said you put in a hot tub. 182 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:56,461 I had a hot tub when I was at the motel. 183 00:08:57,056 --> 00:08:58,160 Oh, that must be it. 184 00:09:48,406 --> 00:09:51,181 Adrian Monk Investigations. What is the nature of your problem? 185 00:09:51,385 --> 00:09:54,441 Being kept in a room against my will. 186 00:09:54,675 --> 00:09:55,872 You were kidnapped? 187 00:09:55,937 --> 00:09:57,722 Oh, my God. Hold on, hold on. 188 00:09:58,117 --> 00:09:59,263 Do you know who did it? 189 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,691 Yes, it's my personal assistant. 190 00:10:03,205 --> 00:10:06,371 Her name is Natalie Teeger. 191 00:10:07,577 --> 00:10:08,761 Natalie... 192 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,921 It's been two days. 193 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:15,233 You're human. You made a mistake. 194 00:10:15,336 --> 00:10:16,570 It's not a mistake. 195 00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:17,841 It's a mistake. 196 00:10:17,905 --> 00:10:19,671 Okay, it took Grandpa Neville's business 197 00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:21,303 a whole year before it took off. 198 00:10:21,506 --> 00:10:22,503 You know... 199 00:10:22,928 --> 00:10:25,770 Not everybody feels the same way you do 200 00:10:25,815 --> 00:10:27,020 about Grandpa Neville. 201 00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:29,700 For example, I was just thinking how much fun it would be 202 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:33,633 to dig up his body and poke it with a big stick. 203 00:10:34,178 --> 00:10:35,461 Who's Grandpa Neville? 204 00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:37,741 And why are we poking him with a stick? 205 00:10:41,757 --> 00:10:44,160 Adrian Monk? I'm Linda Fusco. 206 00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:45,452 Wait, do I know you? 207 00:10:46,098 --> 00:10:47,303 Are you an actress? 208 00:10:47,657 --> 00:10:48,753 Real estate. 209 00:10:49,188 --> 00:10:51,793 Linda Fusco Realty. 210 00:10:51,856 --> 00:10:53,191 On bus stops and billboards. 211 00:10:54,518 --> 00:10:56,781 I can't believe Larry finally rented this dump out. 212 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:58,522 How much is he getting, 3,000 a month? 213 00:10:59,886 --> 00:11:00,871 3,200. 214 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:02,601 Whoa, boy. He's having you for lunch. 215 00:11:02,636 --> 00:11:03,863 Next time, you come to me. 216 00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:05,712 Adrian, I've been asking around. 217 00:11:05,757 --> 00:11:06,920 Cops, reporters-- 218 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,253 And they all say that you are the man. 219 00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:11,641 Well, I'm a man. 220 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:13,443 Oh, no, no, no. He's just being modest. 221 00:11:13,488 --> 00:11:16,362 He is the man. He is the gold standard. 222 00:11:16,798 --> 00:11:18,233 He is like Philip Marlowe 223 00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:19,791 and Sherlock Holmes just rolled into-- 224 00:11:19,837 --> 00:11:21,692 Sweetheart, I'm showing a condo in 20 minutes. 225 00:11:21,737 --> 00:11:23,662 So let's get this going. Follow me. 226 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,122 Where are we going? 227 00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:28,930 It's right out here. 228 00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:34,013 This is it. 229 00:11:34,265 --> 00:11:35,392 That's a nice car. 230 00:11:35,455 --> 00:11:37,933 This is a Lucerne 275 231 00:11:37,957 --> 00:11:39,692 Northstar V8. 232 00:11:40,585 --> 00:11:42,982 I get a new Buick every year. It's my trademark. 233 00:11:44,798 --> 00:11:45,802 See? 234 00:11:48,348 --> 00:11:49,403 There's a scratch. 235 00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:51,511 It's a dent. 236 00:11:51,968 --> 00:11:53,050 It's a dent. 237 00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:54,710 Here and here. 238 00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:55,941 Son of a bitch. 239 00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:59,353 And he left this on the windshield. 240 00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:03,733 "Go tell Nell." Who's Nell? 241 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,780 Monk, I think that's an H. 242 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:07,812 So will you take the case? 243 00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:09,283 What case is that? 244 00:12:09,845 --> 00:12:11,482 This is it. This is the case. 245 00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:12,903 The dented fender? 246 00:12:13,398 --> 00:12:14,390 Yes. 247 00:12:14,685 --> 00:12:16,673 It happened at the Marina Wednesday morning. 248 00:12:16,848 --> 00:12:18,011 I have a boat there. 249 00:12:18,665 --> 00:12:20,630 I got there at ten to six to pick something up, 250 00:12:20,675 --> 00:12:22,562 and then I came back 20 minutes later and-- 251 00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:24,632 - Mrs. Fusco-- - Ms. Fusco. 252 00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:25,660 Miss Fusco. 253 00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:26,673 Ms. 254 00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:30,680 Linda--Linda, you must be insured. 255 00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:33,430 But why should I pay for something that I didn't do? 256 00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:35,962 I love this car. This is my baby. 257 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,721 And I want you to find that son-of-a-bitch, Mr. Adrian Monk, 258 00:12:38,745 --> 00:12:40,320 and make him pay for it. 259 00:12:40,596 --> 00:12:42,572 Yeah, it's a matter of principle. 260 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,213 - Exactly. - We'll take the case. 261 00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:46,511 I'll draw up the contracts. We get $400 a day. 262 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,893 I'll pay you $3,000 if you catch the son-of-a-bitch. 263 00:12:48,915 --> 00:12:50,230 And if you don't, you get zip. 264 00:12:50,386 --> 00:12:52,183 I work on commission. Why shouldn't you? 265 00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:54,343 Could I talk to you for a second? 266 00:12:58,725 --> 00:13:00,531 - Can we go home? - I think we should do it. 267 00:13:00,555 --> 00:13:01,891 Natalie, it's a fender bender. 268 00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:03,241 It's not even a real crime. 269 00:13:03,286 --> 00:13:04,271 It's a crime. 270 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:06,200 It's a misdemeanor or something. 271 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,100 Mr. Monk, we have to start somewhere. 272 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:10,323 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 273 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,022 Well, what's it gonna be? 274 00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:13,932 Are we in business? 275 00:13:14,106 --> 00:13:15,932 Yes, ma'am. We're on the case. 276 00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:19,490 So, according to this ** 277 00:13:19,526 --> 00:13:21,840 it looks like her Buick was parked over there. 278 00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:23,720 So maybe somebody backed up. 279 00:13:24,547 --> 00:13:25,630 What do ya think? 280 00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,542 Natalie, what are we doing here? 281 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:29,330 I'm a homicide detective. 282 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,810 Mr. Monk, I know it's not the crime of the century, 283 00:13:31,855 --> 00:13:33,241 but someone did this to her, 284 00:13:33,277 --> 00:13:35,352 and Linda Fusco deserves justice too. 285 00:13:35,386 --> 00:13:37,771 Okay, what's next? Getting cats out of trees? 286 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,282 Chasing jaywalkers? 287 00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:40,862 Grandpa Neville used to always say-- 288 00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:42,852 Grandpa Neville used to say a man's reputation-- 289 00:13:42,887 --> 00:13:44,250 Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. 290 00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:47,780 Anything but another Grandpa Neville story. 291 00:13:48,268 --> 00:13:49,272 Thank you. 292 00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:58,682 You're right. 293 00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:02,183 You're right. He backed out... 294 00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:03,981 like this. 295 00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:07,821 He must've gone this way. 296 00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:13,973 He went the wrong way. 297 00:14:15,608 --> 00:14:17,263 Why was he going the wrong way? 298 00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,381 Video camera covering the exit. 299 00:14:32,108 --> 00:14:33,702 He didn't want to be taped. 300 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:37,333 - That's good. Now we're cooking! - Yeah. 301 00:14:37,388 --> 00:14:38,352 Now we're cooking. 302 00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,083 So if he didn't want to be taped, 303 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:41,733 why would he leave a note? 304 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,891 Maybe there was a witness. 305 00:14:43,937 --> 00:14:46,793 Somebody saw the accident, was watching him-- 306 00:14:47,925 --> 00:14:52,473 Maybe the perpetrator thought that if he just drove away, 307 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,141 the witness would report it. 308 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:59,772 So he got out and pretended to leave a note. 309 00:14:59,957 --> 00:15:00,953 Okay. All right. 310 00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:02,793 So we have to just find that witness. 311 00:15:02,908 --> 00:15:04,292 Where should we start? 312 00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:09,092 We might wanna start with Bill Gibbard. 313 00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:11,471 Bill Gibbard. That's great. 314 00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:13,801 That's great! Oh, it's exciting! 315 00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:16,262 Oh, yeah. This is a thrill a minute. 316 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,262 Hello, there. Hi. 317 00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:32,701 We're looking for Mr. Gibbard. 318 00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:34,590 Captain Gibbard, and you're looking at him. 319 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:36,060 What's left of him. 320 00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:38,373 But I can't help you today, missy. 321 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,611 Got...bull-kelp. 322 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,922 It's fouling my propeller something terrible 323 00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:45,430 every time I go out past the southeast barrier. 324 00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:49,323 Avoid the southeast barrier. That's my advice. 325 00:15:50,437 --> 00:15:52,103 Okay. That's some great advice. 326 00:15:52,175 --> 00:15:53,171 Thank you. 327 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,532 What kind of dog is that? 328 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:56,691 He's just a mutt. 329 00:15:57,025 --> 00:15:59,280 Oh, yeah. How long do they live? 330 00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:01,723 Captain, this is Adrian Monk. 331 00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:03,912 - Monk? - Yeah, he's a private investigator. 332 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,870 We wanted to talk to you about a car accident 333 00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:07,250 that happened in that parking lot 334 00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:08,912 on Wednesday morning at 6:00. 335 00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:10,153 I wasn't here. 336 00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:12,652 Your sign says that you're here at dawn every day. 337 00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:15,141 Well, I guess I must've been. 338 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:17,280 But I didn't see nothing. 339 00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:19,153 You heard it though, right? 340 00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:21,480 It's only a couple hundred feet away. 341 00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:31,291 Are you calling me a liar, Mr. Monk? 342 00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:32,793 What are you doing? 343 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,451 I don't like private investigators. 344 00:16:34,488 --> 00:16:36,453 Neither do I. It was her idea. 345 00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:38,760 Let's just settle down here. 346 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:40,672 Captain, if you happen to remember anything, 347 00:16:40,718 --> 00:16:42,021 could you please give us a call? 348 00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:43,523 Here's our card. What are you doing? 349 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,980 It's 85 cents. 350 00:16:45,018 --> 00:16:47,150 Let go of the card, Mr. Monk. Let go of the card! 351 00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:49,070 Here you go. Thank you for your time, Captain. 352 00:16:49,118 --> 00:16:51,210 - Let's go. - You owe me 85 cents. 353 00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:52,593 Fine. Take it out of my paycheck. 354 00:16:52,618 --> 00:16:54,883 - Don't think I won't. - How'd you get so cheap? Really? 355 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,351 I work for a living! All right? 356 00:16:56,385 --> 00:16:57,613 At least, I used to. 357 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,450 Now I just get bull-kelp splashed on me. 358 00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:04,111 I really think that's an N. 359 00:17:04,325 --> 00:17:05,553 It's not an N, Mr. Monk. 360 00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:06,563 What if it is? 361 00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:10,112 What if there is somebody out there named Nell 362 00:17:10,158 --> 00:17:12,413 who's got all the answers? 363 00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:21,672 What is this red swirl? 364 00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:24,312 I really think that's a brand name or a logo. 365 00:17:24,485 --> 00:17:26,081 I think it looks like a J. 366 00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:27,520 Or a T. 367 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,311 - Did you see this? - What? 368 00:17:30,358 --> 00:17:31,493 That's wax. 369 00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:32,981 What-- See? 370 00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:34,320 That's a clue! 371 00:17:34,717 --> 00:17:36,151 - Isn't this fun? - No. 372 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,233 Hello! 373 00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:38,891 I'm looking for Sam Spade. 374 00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:42,413 Nice place. Looks like a real office. 375 00:17:42,455 --> 00:17:44,181 It is a real office. 376 00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:45,780 I didn't know you had it in you. 377 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:46,813 How's business? 378 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,451 It's good-good-good. 379 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,593 We're building a client base. One client at a time. 380 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:51,920 Really? What are you working on? 381 00:17:51,956 --> 00:17:54,081 We're actually in the middle of something very big. 382 00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:55,230 Very exciting. Challenging. 383 00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:56,481 Homicide? 384 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,462 No, it's more of a property damage thing. 385 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,480 Can't really talk about it. Confidentiality. 386 00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:01,520 Is this Mitch? 387 00:18:01,585 --> 00:18:02,710 No, that's not Mitch! 388 00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:04,120 Does that look like Mitch? 389 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,901 - I don't know. - That's my grandfather. 390 00:18:05,947 --> 00:18:08,282 That's Neville Davenport. He's our patron saint. 391 00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:09,503 Was he a detective? 392 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,052 Nah-- No. 393 00:18:11,086 --> 00:18:13,870 He was the famous toothpaste tycoon. 394 00:18:13,947 --> 00:18:14,911 Help me. 395 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:17,311 - What? - Help me! She's gone mad. 396 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:20,812 Actually, I was hoping that you might be able to help us. 397 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:23,180 We hit a wall on that missing schoolteacher. 398 00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:24,690 You got a minute? 399 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,342 - Sure. - We might be missing something. 400 00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:27,980 Her car-- We found it in a parking lot 401 00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:30,181 at a shopping mall ten miles from the house. 402 00:18:30,615 --> 00:18:31,590 Was it locked? 403 00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:34,921 Locked, no purse, no third party prints. 404 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,421 She told her husband that she was going shopping. 405 00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:40,180 Either she lied to him, or he's lying to us, 406 00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:42,092 or somebody grabbed her in the parking lot. 407 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,221 Where was he? 408 00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,452 He says he was at home. 409 00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:46,930 He's now admitting that they were on the rocks. 410 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,350 But I don't think he's the guy. 411 00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:50,462 - Phone records? - We're still checking. 412 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,782 Last seen wearing? 413 00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:54,181 According to the husband, a light-colored dress, 414 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,510 sweater, and a pair of yellow flip-flops. 415 00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:58,501 I think I'm a little jealous. 416 00:18:58,957 --> 00:19:01,331 Are you seeing other clients behind my back? 417 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,182 Ms. Fusco, no-no-no. 418 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,251 These aren't clients. These are former colleagues. 419 00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:06,913 This is Randy Disher, and this is-- 420 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:08,623 Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. 421 00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,180 Linda Fusco. 422 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,420 I know who you are. 423 00:19:12,216 --> 00:19:13,382 I've seen your billboards. 424 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,390 Actually, we just saw one yesterday. 425 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,753 Captain said that you looked really-- 426 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,252 Nothing. 427 00:19:20,936 --> 00:19:22,193 He didn't say anything... 428 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,480 which is strange, because he's usually 429 00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:25,781 pretty talkative. 430 00:19:25,818 --> 00:19:28,803 The sign said that you were the number one realtor in Northern California. 431 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,490 Tell me something I don't know. 432 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,990 The elephant's the only mammal that can't jump. 433 00:19:34,478 --> 00:19:35,530 Pardon me? 434 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,910 You said tell you something you don't know. 435 00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:40,711 And I told you that the only mammal who can't jump 436 00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:42,411 is your elephant. 437 00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:45,470 Ms. Fusco, can we help you? 438 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,451 Yes, I would like to drop this off. 439 00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:51,752 Here is an estimate from the body shop. 440 00:19:51,785 --> 00:19:54,731 My new bumper's going to cost $900. 441 00:19:55,218 --> 00:19:56,912 And when you find this son-of-a-bitch, 442 00:19:56,955 --> 00:19:58,851 I want you to make him eat this. 443 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,450 Wait a minute. This is your big case? 444 00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:02,810 A fender bender. 445 00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:04,460 How'd you keep this out of the paper? 446 00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:07,130 It is important to me, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. 447 00:20:09,086 --> 00:20:10,811 By the way, sorry about the divorce. 448 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,330 I've been in real estate for 14 years, 449 00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:16,751 and I can smell divorce from 100 yards away. 450 00:20:17,057 --> 00:20:18,781 Who's couch are you sleeping on? 451 00:20:20,248 --> 00:20:22,051 Actually, I'm not sleeping on a couch. 452 00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:23,500 It's a futon. 453 00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:25,340 Thank you, Randy. 454 00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:28,882 Well, when you are ready for your own apartment, 455 00:20:28,968 --> 00:20:30,720 why don't you give me a call? 456 00:20:33,346 --> 00:20:35,303 - Maybe I will. - Oh, I know you will. 457 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:37,250 As a matter of fact, 458 00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:39,450 I could show you a couple of things right now. 459 00:20:40,257 --> 00:20:43,133 As a matter of fact, I've got a little time right now. 460 00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:44,781 My car or yours? 461 00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:46,501 No, I always do the driving. 462 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,051 I'll bet you do. 463 00:20:52,395 --> 00:20:53,462 Let's go. 464 00:20:55,015 --> 00:20:56,383 - Randy. - Yes, sir. 465 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,823 Why don't you stay here? 466 00:20:57,936 --> 00:20:59,652 And? And not come with us. 467 00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:03,823 See you back at the station. 468 00:21:05,188 --> 00:21:06,381 That was fast. 469 00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:08,453 Captain Leland Studlemeyer. 470 00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,631 Oh, hey, I've been there. 471 00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:12,790 - Where? - Joel's. It's good. 472 00:21:12,877 --> 00:21:14,471 It's a bar on Stanton. 473 00:21:14,847 --> 00:21:16,013 I recognize the J. 474 00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:18,213 I told you that was a J. 475 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:21,653 Is that important? 476 00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:26,751 Hi. 477 00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:29,933 Hi, there. Welcome to Joel's. 478 00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:31,942 Do you have a reservation? 479 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,360 Actually, we'd like to ask you a couple of questions. 480 00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:35,450 Do you have a card? 481 00:21:35,537 --> 00:21:36,803 A card, yes. 482 00:21:39,838 --> 00:21:41,051 Well, give it to her. 483 00:21:41,088 --> 00:21:42,902 She can see it. You can see it, right? 484 00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:49,302 - You're a private eye. - Yeah, is this-- 485 00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:50,570 Is this from here? 486 00:21:50,695 --> 00:21:53,152 Yes, that's one of our doggie bags. 487 00:21:53,185 --> 00:21:55,293 Right, we found some wax on it. 488 00:21:55,387 --> 00:21:57,781 Blue and pink--thought it might be from a candle. 489 00:21:57,826 --> 00:22:00,451 Yeah, was there anybody here celebrating a birthday here recently? 490 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,683 Maybe Tuesday night? 491 00:22:01,718 --> 00:22:03,183 We're thinking he had a birthday cake 492 00:22:03,215 --> 00:22:05,061 and then brought it home in one of these bags. 493 00:22:05,217 --> 00:22:06,511 Yeah. There was this guy. 494 00:22:06,557 --> 00:22:08,052 He was sitting over there. 495 00:22:08,088 --> 00:22:09,741 Can I help you with something, my man? 496 00:22:09,836 --> 00:22:12,083 Oh yes, uh, this man is a private investigator. 497 00:22:12,118 --> 00:22:13,221 And we would love-- 498 00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:15,062 Yeah, I wasn't really talking to you, honey. 499 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,681 Can I help you with something, my man? 500 00:22:16,727 --> 00:22:17,772 Maybe, maybe. 501 00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:20,501 We're looking for somebody who was here on Tuesday night. 502 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,220 We don't really talk about our customers. 503 00:22:22,235 --> 00:22:24,320 People come here, want privacy. 504 00:22:24,368 --> 00:22:25,631 We respect that, so-- 505 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,630 You guys should probably just take a hike. 506 00:22:27,755 --> 00:22:28,881 Here's the thing. 507 00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:32,750 The man I'm looking for may be responsible for a hit and run. 508 00:22:32,938 --> 00:22:34,451 Good for him. Now beat it. 509 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,180 Here's the thing-- 510 00:22:38,187 --> 00:22:40,832 That's the thing. Get him out of here. 511 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,712 - Natalie. - Oh, God, Mr. Monk. 512 00:22:43,758 --> 00:22:44,743 Don't try to talk. 513 00:22:44,776 --> 00:22:46,491 For the love of God, I'm begging you. 514 00:22:46,618 --> 00:22:49,232 - Let's just go home, please. - Okay, okay, okay. 515 00:22:49,818 --> 00:22:51,850 Oh, God, are you okay? I'm so sorry about Hal. 516 00:22:51,885 --> 00:22:54,312 He can be such a creep. Listen, listen. 517 00:22:54,358 --> 00:22:56,771 This guy you're looking for, okay, Jay Bennett. 518 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,950 He's a regular. I think he's a doctor. 519 00:22:58,985 --> 00:23:00,280 - Thank you. - Yeah, yeah. 520 00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:01,293 - Oh, card. - What? 521 00:23:01,325 --> 00:23:03,181 Can you get the card back? She gave us a name. 522 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,683 - She doesn't need the card. - Wait. 523 00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:07,812 Excuse me, do you still have that business card? 524 00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:09,313 Oh, yeah. Sorry, it's a little bent. 525 00:23:09,358 --> 00:23:10,643 Okay, thank you. 526 00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:14,490 Here, Mr. Monk. Here, here. Here's the card. 527 00:23:15,245 --> 00:23:17,010 There, okay. 528 00:23:17,076 --> 00:23:18,383 Watch your step. 529 00:23:30,155 --> 00:23:31,500 Eggy doesn't like you. 530 00:23:31,896 --> 00:23:33,053 The feeling's mutual. 531 00:23:33,088 --> 00:23:35,550 Let's get this over with. You wanna count it? 532 00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:36,750 It's not enough. 533 00:23:36,788 --> 00:23:38,510 What are you talking about? We have a deal. 534 00:23:38,576 --> 00:23:39,710 That was before. 535 00:23:40,196 --> 00:23:41,110 Before what? 536 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,753 Before a private investigator came poking around. 537 00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:51,110 Monk? 538 00:23:51,825 --> 00:23:52,993 What'd you tell him? 539 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,741 It's what I didn't tell him. 540 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,403 I didn't tell him that you left here on Tuesday night 541 00:23:58,427 --> 00:23:59,571 with a certain young lady 542 00:23:59,636 --> 00:24:02,360 and that you came back wednesday morning, and you were alone. 543 00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,291 Now, if I'm gonna be talking to private eyes 544 00:24:04,356 --> 00:24:05,640 or maybe even the cops, 545 00:24:05,686 --> 00:24:06,823 it's gonna be double. 546 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,353 Okay. 547 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,390 I'll double it. 548 00:24:18,885 --> 00:24:20,393 But after that, forget it. 549 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,673 Here's the first half. 550 00:24:43,405 --> 00:24:44,450 Shut up. 551 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,240 Are you sure you're okay? 552 00:24:49,337 --> 00:24:51,440 When I was a detective or a consultant, 553 00:24:52,196 --> 00:24:55,502 I would point to the bad guy, and the cops would go in. 554 00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:58,361 And they would get shot at, or beat up, 555 00:24:58,406 --> 00:25:00,543 or hit in the stomach. And it was a wonderful system. 556 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,061 See, everybody was happy. 557 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,272 Okay, Mr. Monk, we can't just give up now. 558 00:25:04,648 --> 00:25:05,712 Oh, good. There it is. 559 00:25:05,747 --> 00:25:06,972 Dr. J. Bennett. 560 00:25:07,935 --> 00:25:09,000 Okay. 561 00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:12,392 Please, please, please, please, please? 562 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,420 What? What do you think? 563 00:25:25,635 --> 00:25:27,340 It's been repaired recently. 564 00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:29,793 The headlights don't match. That one's new. 565 00:25:30,205 --> 00:25:31,482 The left one's dirty. 566 00:25:31,957 --> 00:25:33,161 Can I help you? 567 00:25:33,475 --> 00:25:35,030 - Dr. Bennett? - That's right. 568 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:36,892 Hi, I'm Natalie Teeger, and this is my boss. 569 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,120 This is Adrian Monk. 570 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,502 - Monk? - Yes-- 571 00:25:39,536 --> 00:25:41,242 I'm working for the San Francis-- 572 00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:44,093 I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm-- 573 00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:45,452 I'm a consultant. 574 00:25:46,437 --> 00:25:47,763 I used to be a-- 575 00:25:48,535 --> 00:25:49,903 I don't know what the hell I am. 576 00:25:49,935 --> 00:25:51,790 He's a private investigator, Dr. Bennett. 577 00:25:51,838 --> 00:25:53,541 Were you in the marina Wednesday morning? 578 00:25:53,606 --> 00:25:56,061 - No. - You do keep a boat there, right? 579 00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,271 All right. Let's get this over with. 580 00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:02,802 You know what happened on Wednesday morning and so do we. 581 00:26:02,837 --> 00:26:04,873 - You do? - Are you gonna deny it? 582 00:26:06,415 --> 00:26:07,483 I, uh-- 583 00:26:08,658 --> 00:26:10,623 I don't think I should talk about this. 584 00:26:10,655 --> 00:26:12,673 I think I should call a lawyer. 585 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:13,983 No. Oh, no, no, no. 586 00:26:14,045 --> 00:26:16,031 I don't think we need to drag lawyers into this. 587 00:26:16,077 --> 00:26:17,331 They're just gonna, you know-- 588 00:26:18,017 --> 00:26:20,993 - Make a federal case out of it. - It was an accident, righ? 589 00:26:21,326 --> 00:26:22,333 That's right. 590 00:26:22,355 --> 00:26:24,333 I mean, these things happen every day, right? 591 00:26:26,538 --> 00:26:27,603 It's not a big deal. 592 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,852 Not a big deal? 593 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:31,540 What kind of cop are you? 594 00:26:31,595 --> 00:26:33,312 Come on, you pay a few bucks. 595 00:26:33,357 --> 00:26:34,873 Everybody walks away. 596 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:36,351 It's like it never happened. 597 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,053 - What are you talking about? - What are you talking about? 598 00:26:39,118 --> 00:26:41,072 - What are you talking about? - What's he talking about? 599 00:26:41,115 --> 00:26:43,613 We're talking about this. 600 00:26:43,866 --> 00:26:46,193 We have a client. You hit her Buick. 601 00:26:46,608 --> 00:26:48,260 And you damaged the fender. 602 00:26:48,415 --> 00:26:51,532 - Her fender? - Yes, it's going to cost her $900. 603 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,343 Plus, I think an apology would be nice. 604 00:26:53,407 --> 00:26:55,883 Yeah, what did you think we were talking about? 605 00:26:55,937 --> 00:26:59,282 I don't know, but you got the wrong guy. 606 00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,802 The wrong guy? Come on! 607 00:27:03,615 --> 00:27:05,103 It's a new headlight. 608 00:27:06,637 --> 00:27:08,553 You're so smart? Prove it. 609 00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:10,103 Excuse me. 610 00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,322 Hold on. Wait a minute. 611 00:27:16,507 --> 00:27:18,192 - I don't believe this. - What? 612 00:27:19,027 --> 00:27:21,261 I'm actually starting to care about this case. 613 00:27:21,326 --> 00:27:24,102 This stupid $900 fender bender. 614 00:27:25,267 --> 00:27:27,170 How the hell did that happen? 615 00:27:28,945 --> 00:27:30,453 There's brand-new carpeting. 616 00:27:30,577 --> 00:27:32,322 There's a washer and dryer in the basement. 617 00:27:32,388 --> 00:27:34,902 And there is a park right down the street for your kids. 618 00:27:35,506 --> 00:27:37,220 When they come to visit. 619 00:27:39,308 --> 00:27:41,602 The one that we saw yesterday was bigger, right? 620 00:27:41,706 --> 00:27:43,963 That's true, but this one has a better view. 621 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:47,721 How you figure? 622 00:27:48,465 --> 00:27:51,190 You see this condo here with the umbrella on the balcony? 623 00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:53,460 Yeah. 624 00:27:53,508 --> 00:27:54,671 That's me. 625 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,292 You're right. The view is better. 626 00:28:01,276 --> 00:28:02,283 How much is it? 627 00:28:02,327 --> 00:28:04,252 It's $2,250 a month, plus utilities. 628 00:28:11,165 --> 00:28:12,370 I don't know. 629 00:28:12,977 --> 00:28:14,860 Leland, it's been five months. 630 00:28:15,615 --> 00:28:16,940 It's time to do this. 631 00:28:17,717 --> 00:28:18,980 Do you think? 632 00:28:20,205 --> 00:28:22,303 Unfortunately, I speak from experience. 633 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,260 I know you're in pain, but you can't go around it. 634 00:28:26,887 --> 00:28:28,242 You gotta go through it. 635 00:28:28,895 --> 00:28:30,762 Besides, we'll have something in common. 636 00:28:31,485 --> 00:28:32,801 Really? What's that? 637 00:28:33,905 --> 00:28:35,663 I'll have a better view too. 638 00:28:39,957 --> 00:28:42,001 Okay, there it is. That's his boat. 639 00:28:42,245 --> 00:28:44,862 All right, so his car wasn't in the lot, so, uh-- 640 00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,150 - Let's do it. - Wait. 641 00:28:47,787 --> 00:28:49,863 Don't. We don't have a warrant. 642 00:28:49,908 --> 00:28:51,931 We don't need a warrant. It's a boat. 643 00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:54,043 Well, that's completely false, 644 00:28:54,276 --> 00:28:55,543 but it sounds good. 645 00:28:57,398 --> 00:28:58,533 - Let's do it. - Wait. 646 00:28:58,868 --> 00:29:01,063 I can't go. The boat is on the water. 647 00:29:01,256 --> 00:29:03,122 I don't do water. 648 00:29:04,287 --> 00:29:05,363 You can't swim? 649 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:07,353 To be honest, I don't know. 650 00:29:07,636 --> 00:29:11,200 - You don't know. - I mean, I know how to swim... 651 00:29:11,506 --> 00:29:12,492 technically. 652 00:29:12,555 --> 00:29:13,732 I've just never... 653 00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:16,260 actually, you know, done it. 654 00:29:16,325 --> 00:29:18,132 All right, I took a correspondence course. 655 00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,563 You learned to swim by mail? 656 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:22,031 They sent me a little diploma. 657 00:29:22,565 --> 00:29:24,291 And this. 658 00:29:26,426 --> 00:29:27,761 "Swimming Fundamentals. 659 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:28,900 "Don't panic. 660 00:29:29,656 --> 00:29:31,013 "Breathe normally. 661 00:29:31,218 --> 00:29:32,823 - Keep kicking." - Can I have that back? 662 00:29:32,886 --> 00:29:34,182 Why did you even take the course? 663 00:29:34,245 --> 00:29:36,253 - You never go near the water. - Hello? Tsunamis. 664 00:29:36,347 --> 00:29:39,031 You don't have to worry. You're not even gonna get wet. 665 00:29:39,097 --> 00:29:40,200 Look, look, look, look. 666 00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:41,691 That boat is tied to the dock. 667 00:29:41,758 --> 00:29:43,090 The dock is bolted down. 668 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,670 It's like part of the land. I'll stay here. 669 00:29:45,807 --> 00:29:47,671 If Dr. Bennett shows up, I'll whistle. 670 00:29:56,487 --> 00:29:57,903 Leap, and a net will appear. 671 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:41,672 Kelp. 672 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,192 Jump. Jump on. 673 00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:13,531 Jump. 674 00:31:38,567 --> 00:31:39,661 Just jump. 675 00:31:45,266 --> 00:31:46,490 Go, go. 676 00:33:00,516 --> 00:33:01,650 Hey. 677 00:33:02,945 --> 00:33:04,130 Hey, fella. 678 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:05,652 Hey, remember me? 679 00:33:06,128 --> 00:33:08,103 What's wrong? What's wrong? 680 00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:12,213 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 681 00:33:39,377 --> 00:33:42,141 It says, uh, personal reference. 682 00:33:50,255 --> 00:33:51,360 Thank you. 683 00:33:51,618 --> 00:33:52,820 You're welcome. 684 00:33:55,038 --> 00:33:56,220 Excuse me. 685 00:33:58,767 --> 00:33:59,802 Stottlemeyer. 686 00:33:59,857 --> 00:34:01,462 Captain, it's me. It's Natalie. 687 00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:03,633 I'm at the marina. I'm at Pier 24. 688 00:34:03,717 --> 00:34:05,271 Natalie, I'm a little busy right now. 689 00:34:05,316 --> 00:34:06,733 There's a body. It's in the water. 690 00:34:06,768 --> 00:34:07,850 I think it's Bill Gibbard. 691 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:09,940 Mr. Monk and I were just talking to him yesterday. 692 00:34:14,567 --> 00:34:16,113 Okay, listen, don't touch anything. 693 00:34:16,178 --> 00:34:17,550 I'll call the harbor patrol. 694 00:34:17,636 --> 00:34:18,760 Be there in a minute. 695 00:34:18,808 --> 00:34:20,132 Okay, okay. 696 00:34:21,946 --> 00:34:23,873 No, no, no, no, Mr. Monk! 697 00:34:41,438 --> 00:34:42,730 - Stottlemeyer. - Sir. 698 00:34:43,367 --> 00:34:44,841 - How you doin'? - Right this way. 699 00:35:18,465 --> 00:35:21,213 Hey, Lieutenant. What's going on? 700 00:35:21,508 --> 00:35:23,330 Oh, you know, a little bit of everything. 701 00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:25,202 A local fisherman drowned. 702 00:35:25,286 --> 00:35:26,760 Medical examiner's on his way. 703 00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:29,303 - And Monk is stowed away on a boat. - And the boat took off. 704 00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:32,141 - What? - We were working on Linda's case. 705 00:35:32,308 --> 00:35:33,232 The fender bender? 706 00:35:33,278 --> 00:35:35,261 Yeah, we have a suspect-- Jay Bennett. 707 00:35:35,328 --> 00:35:37,432 And Mr. Monk snuck on the boat to look around. 708 00:35:38,187 --> 00:35:40,033 It's all my fault. I just kept on pushing him. 709 00:35:40,526 --> 00:35:42,722 Jay Bennett. Dr. Jay Bennett? 710 00:35:43,238 --> 00:35:45,532 That name just came up on the missing schoolteacher, 711 00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:46,650 Anna Pollard. 712 00:35:46,737 --> 00:35:48,600 His name's all over the phone records, too. 713 00:35:48,788 --> 00:35:50,813 I was just going through them. Dr. Jay Bennett. 714 00:35:54,155 --> 00:35:55,352 Tuesday night. 715 00:35:56,186 --> 00:35:58,353 Tuesday night, he dumped her body in the bay. 716 00:35:58,396 --> 00:36:00,030 And then he came back here... 717 00:36:00,768 --> 00:36:01,832 He must've hit your car 718 00:36:01,856 --> 00:36:03,570 in the parking lot while he was leaving. 719 00:36:03,806 --> 00:36:05,771 That's why he didn't leave his name on the note. 720 00:36:05,838 --> 00:36:07,440 He could not admit that he'd been here. 721 00:36:07,487 --> 00:36:08,712 We need to intercept the boat. 722 00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:10,331 How soon can you get a cutter out here? 723 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:11,581 10, maybe 15 minutes. 724 00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:12,872 Damn it. 725 00:36:13,276 --> 00:36:14,563 I have a boat. 726 00:36:22,778 --> 00:36:25,441 This isn't about a dented fender, is it? 727 00:36:26,168 --> 00:36:29,690 You figured that out, huh, Mr. Private Eye? 728 00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:31,533 Is this where you killed her? 729 00:36:32,726 --> 00:36:33,901 Back up. 730 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,670 Against the railing. 731 00:36:38,135 --> 00:36:39,273 Here's the thing. 732 00:36:39,648 --> 00:36:42,160 I don't really think I can swim. 733 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,430 I took a course. 734 00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:47,331 But I--I never actually, technically-- 735 00:36:47,477 --> 00:36:48,602 Doesn't matter. 736 00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:50,713 You're gonna be dead before you hit the water. 737 00:36:51,808 --> 00:36:52,883 First... 738 00:36:52,935 --> 00:36:54,083 the shoe. 739 00:38:03,706 --> 00:38:05,472 "Don't panic." Forget that. 740 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,083 "Breath normally. 741 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:11,070 Flutter kicks. Hand over--" 742 00:39:12,068 --> 00:39:13,390 Right. 743 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,021 Bennett's in custody. 744 00:39:15,138 --> 00:39:16,732 Coast Guard just intercepted his boat. 745 00:39:16,798 --> 00:39:18,100 Was Mr. Monk with him? 746 00:39:25,756 --> 00:39:27,082 Hey, there he is! There's Monk! 747 00:39:27,395 --> 00:39:29,651 - Where? - 20 degrees to port. 748 00:39:30,686 --> 00:39:31,901 Is he swimming? 749 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:34,193 What's that beside him? Is it a life preserver? 750 00:39:35,045 --> 00:39:36,433 Ah, looks like a toilet seat. 751 00:39:37,385 --> 00:39:39,681 Well, if it's floating, why doesn't he just grab it? 752 00:39:40,787 --> 00:39:42,611 - Too hard to explain. - Complicated story. 753 00:39:42,678 --> 00:39:43,801 It's just a weird thing. 754 00:39:43,845 --> 00:39:45,530 Monk! 755 00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:53,680 What? 756 00:39:56,416 --> 00:39:57,602 What did he say? 757 00:39:58,157 --> 00:40:00,453 He said, "Leap and a net will appear, my ass." 758 00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:01,873 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 759 00:40:01,905 --> 00:40:03,231 Here, here, here. 760 00:40:03,278 --> 00:40:04,431 S-s-southeast barrier. 761 00:40:04,477 --> 00:40:05,912 Southeast barrier? What about it? 762 00:40:05,957 --> 00:40:06,973 Her body-- 763 00:40:07,318 --> 00:40:08,883 That's where he dumped her. 764 00:40:09,327 --> 00:40:10,800 - He told you that? - No. 765 00:40:11,268 --> 00:40:12,733 Kelp. Bull kelp. 766 00:40:13,136 --> 00:40:14,720 It was on his anchor. 767 00:40:15,475 --> 00:40:18,111 It was still wet from the b-barrier. 768 00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:21,202 Okay, we'll get some divers out there straight away. 769 00:40:22,448 --> 00:40:23,611 This is Disher. 770 00:40:23,716 --> 00:40:25,832 We need divers out at the southeast barrier. 771 00:40:26,335 --> 00:40:28,052 Mr. Monk, I'm sorry. 772 00:40:28,466 --> 00:40:30,680 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 773 00:40:30,876 --> 00:40:32,551 I'm sorry about the net thing. 774 00:40:53,155 --> 00:40:54,340 Yeah? 775 00:40:54,775 --> 00:40:56,513 It's next to the refrigerator. 776 00:41:02,637 --> 00:41:03,950 The other side. 777 00:41:09,328 --> 00:41:10,332 Thank you. 778 00:41:13,277 --> 00:41:14,802 See you around the neighborhood. 779 00:41:15,967 --> 00:41:17,343 I guess you will. 780 00:41:26,728 --> 00:41:28,012 All right. 781 00:41:29,378 --> 00:41:38,533 Welcome to www.1000fr.com Sync by Sixe for FOROM.COM 782 00:41:39,305 --> 00:41:45,680 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org