1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:42,958 --> 00:00:44,103 This is terrible. 3 00:00:44,256 --> 00:00:45,986 It's like the traffic jams. 4 00:00:46,139 --> 00:00:49,095 It's true, Mr. Monk, it is very similar to a traffic jam. 5 00:00:49,588 --> 00:00:51,252 I'll never make it. 6 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:54,908 Doctor Kruger charges me for the sessions I miss. 7 00:00:55,084 --> 00:00:57,514 - Well, you can't blame it on me. - I do that anyway. 8 00:00:57,718 --> 00:01:00,496 Hey, that's Macmillan Museum. I was just went there on a field trip. 9 00:01:01,381 --> 00:01:02,870 And in the next session, 10 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:05,732 all we're gonna talk about, is how much I resent 11 00:01:05,747 --> 00:01:07,621 being charged for the last session 12 00:01:07,681 --> 00:01:09,680 will take me five sessions to recover. 13 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:11,442 You guys should have checked it out. 14 00:01:11,497 --> 00:01:13,800 - They have this big diamond from Egypt, - Julie. 15 00:01:13,826 --> 00:01:15,449 Called the star of Bethlehem, it's like 16 00:01:15,464 --> 00:01:18,110 Julie, your mom and I are very upset. 17 00:01:19,232 --> 00:01:21,218 We can't talk... right now. 18 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,707 - I hate Christmas. - You now like Christmas. 19 00:01:25,918 --> 00:01:28,523 You wouldn't like it either if you hated it as much as I did. 20 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,485 But it's so joyful. 21 00:01:30,616 --> 00:01:31,616 Don't... 22 00:01:31,868 --> 00:01:33,354 get me started on joy. 23 00:01:33,999 --> 00:01:37,694 When you're older, you'll understand. Joy is a trick, a diversion, 24 00:01:37,901 --> 00:01:40,842 it doesn't last forever. It breaks your heart every time. 25 00:01:42,906 --> 00:01:44,181 Damn joy! 26 00:01:44,374 --> 00:01:46,901 We really gotta get to the doctor Kruger. 27 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,433 What was that? 28 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:53,981 What's going on? 29 00:01:54,178 --> 00:01:55,579 We gotta call it in. 30 00:01:55,821 --> 00:01:56,982 Call what in? 31 00:02:01,756 --> 00:02:02,763 Over here! 32 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,307 Santa Klaus! 33 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,205 You can't keep that. 34 00:02:18,489 --> 00:02:19,978 Give me that, that's evidence. 35 00:02:20,176 --> 00:02:22,483 - Of what? - He's breaking the law. Natalie 36 00:02:22,498 --> 00:02:24,577 He's creating a nuisance. A public nuisance, 37 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,591 which is the worst kind of nuisance there is. 38 00:02:26,745 --> 00:02:28,824 - What are you doing? - Going up there. 39 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,759 - Mr. Monk's going to the roof? - He hates heights. 40 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:33,423 Is it okay? 41 00:02:33,609 --> 00:02:36,193 Trudy died ten years ago this week. 42 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:37,521 It's been really tough. 43 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,708 I mean tougher than usual. 44 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:43,437 Who wants this? Who wants a Teddy Bear? 45 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,758 Merry christmas! 46 00:02:49,607 --> 00:02:51,074 Are you on drugs? 47 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:54,840 It's all right. Just spreading a little christmas cheer, that's all. 48 00:02:55,245 --> 00:02:57,417 Merry christmas! 49 00:02:59,423 --> 00:03:01,028 Merry christmas! 50 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,476 Excuse me! 51 00:03:02,609 --> 00:03:03,940 Mr. Kringle! 52 00:03:04,204 --> 00:03:07,058 There are city ordinances against this kind of thing. 53 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,651 Littering 54 00:03:09,061 --> 00:03:10,550 trespassing... 55 00:03:20,196 --> 00:03:21,276 Mr. Monk! 56 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:26,832 Mr. Monk! 57 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:28,237 What did you do? 58 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,609 You shot Santa Claus. 59 00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:42,785 Saison 6 - Episode 10 Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa. 60 00:03:43,943 --> 00:03:48,350 - Synchro By : ¤AkaZab¤ 61 00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:53,910 - Transcript By : Subway-sub 62 00:04:42,879 --> 00:04:43,882 You okay? 63 00:04:44,441 --> 00:04:45,618 I don't know. 64 00:04:45,896 --> 00:04:48,111 It's been a long time since I pulled a trigger. 65 00:04:48,219 --> 00:04:49,917 Yeah, I know, it's the worst. 66 00:04:50,519 --> 00:04:51,619 How's he doing? 67 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:53,578 He took one in the shoulder. 68 00:04:53,674 --> 00:04:54,735 He's gonna make it. 69 00:04:54,831 --> 00:04:55,937 That's good, I guess. 70 00:04:56,237 --> 00:04:58,282 We were in the car and he was talking about 71 00:04:58,337 --> 00:04:59,765 how much he hated christmas 72 00:05:00,219 --> 00:05:01,994 and how he didn't like Joy. 73 00:05:02,893 --> 00:05:03,703 Joy? 74 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:06,769 Yeah, and then he saw Santa Claus and he got really, really mad and. 75 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:09,718 He, Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car and I'll be right there? 76 00:05:11,482 --> 00:05:13,211 Natalie, we're gonna have to talk to her. 77 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:14,384 Not today you don't. 78 00:05:14,970 --> 00:05:17,092 I. I didn't have a choice. 79 00:05:17,459 --> 00:05:19,640 - He was coming at am. - Whoa whoa whoa, Monk. 80 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:21,996 Don't say anything. I don't want to hear it. 81 00:05:22,028 --> 00:05:24,173 I'm calling for your good friend garret price. 82 00:05:24,263 --> 00:05:26,226 - He'll be here in a minute. - Garret Price? 83 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:27,637 You think I need a lawyer? 84 00:05:27,747 --> 00:05:29,579 My god! Santa Claus! 85 00:05:29,878 --> 00:05:31,204 We love you, santa! 86 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:39,075 That's him. That's the guy! 87 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:41,104 Why. Why did you do it? 88 00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:46,048 Just trying 89 00:05:46,081 --> 00:05:49,111 to spread a little joy, a little christmas cheer. 90 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,480 This guy's nuts! 91 00:05:50,771 --> 00:05:51,948 You're nuts! 92 00:05:56,821 --> 00:05:58,557 Yeah, I think you might need a lawyer. 93 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,703 Wipes. 94 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,614 No, you can't wipe your hands. 95 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,823 We need to check 'em for gunshot residue. 96 00:06:04,353 --> 00:06:06,501 - Yeah, I. I understand. - You know the drill. 97 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:08,963 What did I just say? 98 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,630 - You can't wipe your hands. - Okay, yeah, fine. 99 00:06:11,645 --> 00:06:13,882 All right, I'm sorry. I understand. 100 00:06:21,866 --> 00:06:23,063 Where's Santa Claus? 101 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:24,573 There he is. 102 00:06:24,588 --> 00:06:26,316 Jerry, get a shot of the fat man. 103 00:06:26,331 --> 00:06:28,613 Make sure you get the blood. The more blood, the better. 104 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:30,734 Hell. It's Brandy Barber. 105 00:06:30,811 --> 00:06:31,858 Who's that? 106 00:06:31,923 --> 00:06:34,258 She's a vampire with a press pass. 107 00:06:34,701 --> 00:06:35,991 Just stay away from her. 108 00:06:36,006 --> 00:06:38,336 Do not talk to her. Don't even nod. 109 00:06:38,614 --> 00:06:39,694 Get him out of here. 110 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,632 Now get the kids. 111 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:44,168 Make sure they're crying. 112 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:46,656 They're not crying. 113 00:06:52,028 --> 00:06:54,439 I am sorry about Santa Claus. 114 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:55,917 I'm sorry he got shot. 115 00:06:56,481 --> 00:06:57,909 I hope he's okay. 116 00:06:58,489 --> 00:07:01,113 I hope... he doesn't die. 117 00:07:03,819 --> 00:07:05,302 You're gonna make a wonderful mom. 118 00:07:05,357 --> 00:07:06,453 Just get the shot. 119 00:07:07,676 --> 00:07:09,456 Captain, nice to see you again. 120 00:07:09,811 --> 00:07:11,817 Gee, I wish I could say the same thing. 121 00:07:12,074 --> 00:07:13,251 That the shooter? 122 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:19,971 - My god, it's Adrian Monk. - Not gonna happen. 123 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:21,211 He is off limits. 124 00:07:21,238 --> 00:07:22,975 I just want to hear his side of it. 125 00:07:23,382 --> 00:07:26,201 Adrian Monk just shot Santa Claus. People are gonna want to know why. 126 00:07:26,216 --> 00:07:27,252 And they will. 127 00:07:27,387 --> 00:07:28,583 Just not today. 128 00:07:28,646 --> 00:07:30,003 He's a criminal! 129 00:07:30,329 --> 00:07:31,370 Murder! 130 00:07:34,131 --> 00:07:37,020 Look, can you give the guy a break? He wore a badge for 14 years. 131 00:07:37,035 --> 00:07:39,092 I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt. 132 00:07:39,237 --> 00:07:40,877 Captain, that hurts my feelings. 133 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:44,616 Look, I'm a journalist. I'm a professional. 134 00:07:44,643 --> 00:07:46,784 I'm not here to rip anybody apart. 135 00:07:47,674 --> 00:07:50,364 Tonight, crazy cop caps kris kringle. 136 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,188 Brandy Barber reporting. 137 00:07:52,732 --> 00:07:55,465 This city has seen its share of shocking crimes. 138 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,499 But for the children of San Francisco, 139 00:07:57,693 --> 00:07:59,853 what happened this morning on that rooftop. 140 00:08:00,197 --> 00:08:02,088 Was the crime of the century. 141 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:04,902 The victim, Michael Kenworthy, 142 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:08,181 a doting grandfather, a retired parole officer. 143 00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:09,780 His neighbors call him 144 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:12,045 the nicest man they ever met. 145 00:08:12,227 --> 00:08:13,312 The facts are these. 146 00:08:13,422 --> 00:08:15,697 Mr. Kenworthy, in the spirit of christmas, 147 00:08:15,876 --> 00:08:18,403 bought some toys to give away to the neighborhood children. 148 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,638 He was on that roof 149 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:23,042 tossing Candy Canes and stuffed animals down to the street, 150 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:25,342 when this man, Adrian Monk, 151 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,170 a disgruntled former homicide detective, 152 00:08:28,298 --> 00:08:31,166 who was kicked off the force on a psychiatric discharge, 153 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,943 ran up to the roof and shot Mr. Kenworthy 154 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:35,441 for no apparent reason. 155 00:08:37,722 --> 00:08:38,809 I'm the grinch. 156 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:40,261 That's what they're calling me. 157 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,673 The whole city hates me. 158 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,165 I think we're going to be okay. I've been thinking about this. 159 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:45,311 It's San Francisco. 160 00:08:45,326 --> 00:08:46,452 It's a godless town. 161 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:48,284 Everybody knows that. That's why they visit. 162 00:08:48,504 --> 00:08:50,355 Hippies and heathens despise christmas. 163 00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:52,589 All need is a couple of witches on the jury, home free. 164 00:08:52,604 --> 00:08:54,769 - That's your strategy? - That's just the beginning. 165 00:08:55,558 --> 00:08:56,793 How's it going, Randy? 166 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:58,094 Almost done. 167 00:08:58,619 --> 00:09:02,608 We recovered these on the street and these were from the toy bag. 168 00:09:02,623 --> 00:09:04,643 We've got 24 dolls, 169 00:09:04,658 --> 00:09:07,226 one rubber snake, five frisbees, one walkie talkie, 170 00:09:07,241 --> 00:09:09,530 and 37 stuffed animals. 171 00:09:09,545 --> 00:09:11,483 I don't know whether to count the bunny or not. 172 00:09:11,522 --> 00:09:13,135 - It's got blood all over it. - Gray. 173 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,212 Blood on the Bunny. 174 00:09:14,264 --> 00:09:16,340 That's not good. Most heathens love Bunnies. 175 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:17,904 I'll have to find one that doesn't. 176 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:20,087 Okay, finish it later. 177 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:22,471 All right pal, it's the moment of truth. Have a seat. 178 00:09:28,603 --> 00:09:31,913 It is December 19th, 3:45 pm. 179 00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:33,462 I am interviewing Adrian Monk. 180 00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:36,539 Garret Price for Mr. Monk and I have 3:46 pm. 181 00:09:37,309 --> 00:09:38,312 Go. 182 00:09:38,622 --> 00:09:39,885 What happened on the roof? 183 00:09:40,762 --> 00:09:42,588 When I got up there, that guy. 184 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:43,604 Santa Claus. 185 00:09:43,619 --> 00:09:45,487 - Mr. Kenworthy. - Kenworthy. 186 00:09:45,727 --> 00:09:49,103 He was standing near the edge. He was throwing the toys off the roof. 187 00:09:50,762 --> 00:09:52,017 I asked him to stop. 188 00:09:52,446 --> 00:09:55,354 He told me to leave him alone. He said my head was made of 189 00:09:55,407 --> 00:09:56,410 B.M. 190 00:09:57,434 --> 00:09:59,395 Right. Go on. 191 00:09:59,434 --> 00:10:02,205 As I was about to leave, a gun fell out of his belt. 192 00:10:06,499 --> 00:10:07,630 I asked him about it. 193 00:10:07,645 --> 00:10:09,634 Did he have a permit? He went nuts. 194 00:10:11,596 --> 00:10:13,197 He grab a pipe. 195 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,884 He came at me. 196 00:10:18,738 --> 00:10:20,012 I told him to stop... 197 00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:22,362 Don't. Don't try it! 198 00:10:22,472 --> 00:10:23,823 He just kept coming. 199 00:10:26,937 --> 00:10:27,959 How many shots? 200 00:10:28,572 --> 00:10:29,575 Two. 201 00:10:31,188 --> 00:10:32,269 And is this the gun? 202 00:10:33,269 --> 00:10:34,272 You're sure? 203 00:10:34,311 --> 00:10:35,820 I remember the broken handle. 204 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:38,107 Mr. Kenworthy said it's not his gun. 205 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,073 He said that you went nuts and that you started yelling, cursing. 206 00:10:41,528 --> 00:10:42,948 Then you pulled out this gun. 207 00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:44,168 You started shooting. 208 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:47,128 - Can you explain that? - Yes, I can. He's lying. 209 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,347 We got your prints off the weapon, Monk, not his. 210 00:10:50,362 --> 00:10:51,531 He was wearing gloves. 211 00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:52,924 Santa Claus gloves. 212 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,255 If I may, 213 00:10:54,891 --> 00:10:56,000 what about the bomb? 214 00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:58,704 What bomb? 215 00:11:00,154 --> 00:11:01,929 You remember. You told me there was a bomb. 216 00:11:02,668 --> 00:11:04,297 That Mr. Kenworthy had a bomb. 217 00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:05,454 He had a bomb. 218 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,540 - He didn't have a bomb. - Go along with it. 219 00:11:09,952 --> 00:11:11,341 He was waving something around. 220 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,432 You thought it was a bomb. It looked like a bomb. 221 00:11:13,456 --> 00:11:15,482 He thought it was a bomb. That's why you shot him! 222 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:16,932 He's a hero. You're a hero. 223 00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:18,989 Yeah, there was no bomb. 224 00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:20,162 Therewasa bomb. 225 00:11:20,351 --> 00:11:21,412 There was no bomb. 226 00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:22,820 Why are you protecting him? 227 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:28,070 May I speak with my client for a moment? By all means. 228 00:11:30,268 --> 00:11:32,473 First you don't like hippies. Now you don't like bombs. 229 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:34,119 Juries love bombs. Just try it out. 230 00:11:34,134 --> 00:11:37,153 Just see how it feels. It was a gun. Everybody today likes bombs. 231 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,955 No jury will acquit you if there's a bomb. 232 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,778 Pending further investigation, we are not certain 233 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:55,132 there was a bomb but we're pretty sure. 234 00:11:59,974 --> 00:12:01,645 What? I'm gonna talk to your client. 235 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:03,440 I don't think that's a good idea. 236 00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:05,654 But I understand that it's procedure. 237 00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:13,002 Monk, I just spoke to Natalie. 238 00:12:13,017 --> 00:12:14,662 I know you've been under lot of stress. 239 00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:16,078 - Leland. - I know... 240 00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:17,978 it's been ten years. 241 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:20,339 It's the anniversary of Trudy. 242 00:12:21,014 --> 00:12:22,955 And we both know that you black out sometimes. 243 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,560 - But I did not black out. - Look, I have to be sure here. 244 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:29,599 Do you understand my position here? It's your word against Santa Claus. 245 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,343 Leland, it was his gun. 246 00:12:31,978 --> 00:12:34,196 It was self defense. 247 00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:37,423 I'll speak to you later today. Think about the bomb. 248 00:12:41,204 --> 00:12:43,015 Tomorrow I want to go to nursery schools, 249 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,964 kindergartens, and talk to some kids. 250 00:12:45,196 --> 00:12:47,880 "What do you think, Timmy? Will christmas ever be the same?" 251 00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:51,287 Maybe they're having nightmares. Wouldn't that be great? 252 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:54,209 I thought we were doing that museum piece. That diamond from Egypt. 253 00:12:54,545 --> 00:12:57,152 We can do the Museum anytime, Jerry. This is the story. 254 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,179 Cop shoots Santa Claus. 255 00:12:59,205 --> 00:13:00,721 I feel like I won the damn lottery. 256 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,066 Brandy, line two. 257 00:13:02,235 --> 00:13:03,256 I'm not here. 258 00:13:03,361 --> 00:13:05,414 He said it's about that cop, Adrian Monk. 259 00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,230 - Brandy Barber. - How you doing? 260 00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:17,401 - I saw your story tonight on the news. - Great, thanks for watching. 261 00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:19,172 Anyway, I thought you might be interested. 262 00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:21,135 I live near that crazy cop Monk, 263 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,624 the one that shot Santa. 264 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,013 Terrible thing. 265 00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:25,782 I don't know what the world's coming to. 266 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,412 Yes, sir. It's a real shame. 267 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:28,618 What can I do for you? 268 00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:29,790 I just saw him. 269 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,054 Monk. 270 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,968 He was in the yard behind our building. 271 00:13:33,754 --> 00:13:35,056 I could tell he was nervous. 272 00:13:35,071 --> 00:13:36,192 He was pacing around. 273 00:13:36,306 --> 00:13:37,327 He had a shovel. 274 00:13:37,495 --> 00:13:38,498 Shovel? 275 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:41,461 That's Monk's building. 276 00:13:41,504 --> 00:13:43,799 The guy said at the blue doorway 277 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,478 go 20 feet to the right. 278 00:13:48,544 --> 00:13:49,818 In front of the bench. 279 00:13:49,987 --> 00:13:51,627 - Fresh dirt. - Dig. 280 00:13:55,109 --> 00:13:56,112 Dig. 281 00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:09,762 It's a piece of a gun handle? 282 00:14:10,489 --> 00:14:11,626 No, it's not. 283 00:14:12,245 --> 00:14:14,020 It'sthepiece of the gun handle. 284 00:14:14,857 --> 00:14:15,899 We got him. 285 00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:24,533 Please don't put your fingerprints on the tape. 286 00:14:24,548 --> 00:14:25,556 That's. 287 00:14:25,634 --> 00:14:28,237 That piece of tape has your fingerprint on it. 288 00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:30,056 Don't touch the sticky part. 289 00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:32,687 Here we go, 16" collar, 33" long. 290 00:14:33,386 --> 00:14:34,460 For your boyfriend? 291 00:14:35,026 --> 00:14:36,112 No, my boss. 292 00:14:38,095 --> 00:14:40,738 Do you have any "inspected by number 8"? 293 00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:43,504 We're kidding, right? 294 00:14:43,562 --> 00:14:44,565 No, we're not. 295 00:14:44,598 --> 00:14:45,939 - I wish we were. - You now. 296 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:47,815 No... no, the tape-- 297 00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:49,757 - Now that tape. That tape. - I know. 298 00:14:50,326 --> 00:14:51,348 I know. 299 00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:53,207 The tape has to be even. 300 00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:54,942 Right, but the snowflakes on the back. 301 00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:57,643 - They have to line up. - Yes, sir. I know. 302 00:14:59,557 --> 00:15:00,560 Do you... 303 00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:02,490 - wanna wrap it yourself? - No, no, no, no. 304 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:04,607 You do it. You're doing fine. 305 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,972 You're doing a great job, except for the other side. 306 00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:10,467 It's the man who shot Santa Claus. 307 00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:11,757 He's right over there. 308 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,199 He shot Santa Claus. 309 00:15:14,251 --> 00:15:16,516 You know, I think it's... 310 00:15:17,013 --> 00:15:21,157 The snowflakes are all even in the bow. It's right the middle. 311 00:15:21,431 --> 00:15:23,426 You call that the middle? 312 00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:26,998 What I would like is for you to twist the ribbon to the left. 313 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,374 Thank you, I'm in a hurry. 314 00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,595 - The left side of the bow. You're not. - Yes sir. 315 00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:33,698 - We're going. We're going. - We're almost done here. 316 00:15:33,735 --> 00:15:35,227 Now the bow's completely lopsided. 317 00:15:35,242 --> 00:15:36,824 Yeah, the bow's perfect. We gotta go. 318 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,014 Hello. 319 00:15:44,186 --> 00:15:45,744 Why'd you do it, mister? 320 00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:47,656 Why'd you shoot Santa Claus? 321 00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:51,332 No-no-no, sweetie. It wasn't like that. 322 00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:54,764 The grand jury is about to convene. 323 00:15:54,974 --> 00:15:56,604 You know what a grand jury is? 324 00:15:56,844 --> 00:15:58,012 Sweetie, here. 325 00:15:58,112 --> 00:15:59,683 - He doesn't know. - I got a tissue. 326 00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:01,169 Why don't you just go home? 327 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:02,844 You're upsetting the children. 328 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:07,551 - Merry christmas, lad. - Merry christmas. 329 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,681 Thank you. 330 00:16:08,696 --> 00:16:10,669 Excuse me again. Excuse me. 331 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,617 Sorry. Thank. Thank you all. 332 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:26,147 I'm sorry. I'm. Okay, merry. 333 00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:29,699 You're a monster! 334 00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:31,841 You're ruining christmas for everybody! 335 00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:34,217 He was. He was like that, I swear. 336 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,578 Mr. Monk, we gotta keep moving. 337 00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:41,404 They think I'm a monster. Did you see their faces? 338 00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,877 - They hate me. - No, Mr. Monk, they don't hate you. 339 00:16:43,892 --> 00:16:44,929 Not really. 340 00:16:46,036 --> 00:16:47,329 That's definitely the guy. 341 00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:48,646 I now it! 342 00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:51,784 Let's keep walking. I think one of 'em had a rope. 343 00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:53,041 I can't live like this. 344 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:54,793 The trial could be a year away. 345 00:16:54,808 --> 00:16:56,838 I have to tell them my side of the story. 346 00:16:56,853 --> 00:16:58,821 No, Mr. Monk. I've heard your side of the story 347 00:16:58,836 --> 00:17:01,012 and I love you, and I don't think it's a good idea. 348 00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:02,897 This is just a P.R. Problem. 349 00:17:03,112 --> 00:17:06,456 When your dad sold that tainted toothpaste from China, what did he do? 350 00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:11,158 He went on the news and he told his side of the story. He took the offensive. 351 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,368 I can be as offensive as your father. 352 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,660 I'm sure you can. 353 00:17:14,963 --> 00:17:16,623 You know, that woman Brandy Barber, 354 00:17:17,063 --> 00:17:18,511 she's, she's Been calling me. 355 00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,896 She wants me to do her show. I think I'm gonna do it. 356 00:17:20,911 --> 00:17:22,733 No no, Mr. Monk. I've seen her show. 357 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,832 She's not a real journalist. She'll rip you apart! 358 00:17:26,737 --> 00:17:27,737 Natalie. 359 00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:30,766 You're forgetting one thing. 360 00:17:30,979 --> 00:17:31,979 The truth. 361 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:34,236 See, I have the truth on my side. 362 00:17:36,419 --> 00:17:37,432 My god. 363 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:40,893 Merry christmas. 364 00:17:49,749 --> 00:17:51,177 You gotta unbutton the shirt. 365 00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:52,771 No, I'm good. 366 00:17:52,786 --> 00:17:54,112 I'll just hold it. 367 00:17:54,594 --> 00:17:55,597 Like Sinatra. 368 00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:57,322 You gotta unbutton the shirt. 369 00:17:58,108 --> 00:17:59,111 No, really. 370 00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:01,226 I'm, I'm really not comfortable unbuttoning. 371 00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:02,259 Brandy! 372 00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:05,192 Okay, all right, all right. 373 00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:06,995 Look, it's unbuttoned, all right? 374 00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:08,599 Hi, excuse me, sorry. 375 00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:10,607 I've known Mr. Monk for a long time, 376 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,410 and he really loves christmas. 377 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,855 It's his favorite holiday. 378 00:18:14,579 --> 00:18:16,765 You know, he comes to our school christmas pageant 379 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,148 every single year 380 00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:21,681 - and he decorates our tree. - He does. And here's the thing. 381 00:18:21,696 --> 00:18:23,386 He's just a little bit particular, 382 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:25,319 just about certain things, so... 383 00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:26,701 Yeah, he's, 384 00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:28,360 - special. - In a good way. 385 00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:29,566 - Yeah. - Good special. 386 00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,646 So if you would mind just being like a little bit. 387 00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:33,393 Little bit sensitive that would be great. 388 00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:36,082 Don't worry Ms. Teeger. Know all about attention deficit disorder. 389 00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:38,222 I did a primetime special on it. Won a local emmy. 390 00:18:38,237 --> 00:18:40,293 - It's not a.d. - It's not attention deficit. 391 00:18:40,308 --> 00:18:42,426 - No, he just has compulsions. - Yeah. 392 00:18:42,441 --> 00:18:44,433 - You know, rituals. - He's a big boy. 393 00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,013 Jerry, let's do this. 394 00:18:46,422 --> 00:18:47,760 Everybody salon. 395 00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:49,888 We're rolling in five, 396 00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:51,496 four, three... 397 00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:55,332 Adrian Monk, hello. 398 00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:57,325 Hello and merry christmas. 399 00:18:57,372 --> 00:18:59,516 Thank you for inviting us into your beautiful home. 400 00:18:59,531 --> 00:19:00,548 You're welcome. 401 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,803 Merry christmas. 402 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,107 You've already said that. 403 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,679 Well, you. You can't say it enough. 404 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:07,641 This is my favorite holiday. 405 00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:13,185 The tree. Yeah, this is my tree. 406 00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:17,761 It's quite festive 407 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:19,842 because that's how I feel. 408 00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:22,774 Presents. 409 00:19:23,255 --> 00:19:24,760 About christmas. 410 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,267 No, the presents. 411 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,478 Some gifts... 412 00:19:29,947 --> 00:19:31,472 For christmas. Christmas gifts. 413 00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:33,169 Yes, we were looking at those earlier. 414 00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:35,979 They're all from your assistant, Natalie Teeger. 415 00:19:36,315 --> 00:19:38,630 Well, no, not. Not this one. 416 00:19:39,774 --> 00:19:41,088 This is from my wife. 417 00:19:41,337 --> 00:19:42,573 That would be Trudy. 418 00:19:42,588 --> 00:19:44,621 She died ten years ago, didn't she? 419 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,281 And you still haven't opened it. 420 00:19:46,648 --> 00:19:49,396 That's very unusual behavior, wouldn't you say? 421 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,573 Would you like some cookies? 422 00:19:52,996 --> 00:19:54,599 - Yeah, so... - Would you like some? 423 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,494 We made some cookies this morning. 424 00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:59,109 - Festive christmas cookies. - No, thank you. 425 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,538 You received a psychological discharge from the police department, didn't you? 426 00:20:04,006 --> 00:20:05,067 Yes. Yes. 427 00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:06,346 Mr. Monk, 428 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,754 how does it feel 429 00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:10,108 to be the most reviled man in California? 430 00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:12,510 Bad. 431 00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:14,926 Have you seen 432 00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:16,300 these? 433 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:19,543 I. 434 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,196 - I don't think "santacide" is a word. - It's not. 435 00:20:22,485 --> 00:20:23,932 It is now, thanks to you. 436 00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:27,157 We've all heard Mr. Kenworthy's side of the story. 437 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,787 He rented a Santa costume 438 00:20:28,802 --> 00:20:30,794 and was on that roof trying to give toys away 439 00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:32,938 in the true spirit of christmas. 440 00:20:33,786 --> 00:20:34,804 Merry christmas. 441 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,217 You can stop saying that now. 442 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,075 Mr. Kenworthy said you went 443 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:40,296 up to that roof and just started shooting. 444 00:20:40,599 --> 00:20:42,027 That's not what happened. 445 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,197 Why don't you tell us your side of the story? 446 00:20:44,289 --> 00:20:45,298 Thank you. 447 00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:47,482 Well, first off, 448 00:20:48,027 --> 00:20:50,150 I want to say to any children watching 449 00:20:51,065 --> 00:20:52,261 I did not shoot 450 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,985 Santa Claus. That man, 451 00:20:54,472 --> 00:20:55,979 was not Santa Claus. 452 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,944 There's no such thing as Santa Claus. 453 00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:07,021 No, that can't be good. 454 00:21:11,964 --> 00:21:13,237 You knew that, right? 455 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,329 Here's the thing. 456 00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:20,613 That was not my gun. 457 00:21:20,677 --> 00:21:21,736 That was his gun. 458 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:23,042 He dropped it. 459 00:21:23,057 --> 00:21:24,351 Then he attacked me. 460 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,403 Is this the gun you're referring to? 461 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,158 Where did. Where did you get that? 462 00:21:28,323 --> 00:21:30,621 I'm a reporter, Mr. Monk. I have my sources. 463 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,264 It's a rather distinctive weapon, isn't it? 464 00:21:33,522 --> 00:21:36,633 A snub-nose.38 with an antique ivory handle. 465 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,059 As you can see, part of the handle is missing. 466 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:42,302 - Yes, it's broken. - Which brings me to my final question. 467 00:21:42,688 --> 00:21:45,317 We received an anonymous phone call from one of your neighbors. 468 00:21:46,058 --> 00:21:47,062 Which one? 469 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,843 He didn't say. 470 00:21:48,901 --> 00:21:50,039 It was anonymous. 471 00:21:50,673 --> 00:21:51,785 He did say 472 00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:55,180 he saw you burying something behind your building last night. 473 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:57,227 Burying something? 474 00:21:57,418 --> 00:22:00,168 My producer and I came by and dug it up. 475 00:22:00,593 --> 00:22:02,799 I have it right here. We wanted to show it to you 476 00:22:02,814 --> 00:22:05,025 before we turn it over to the authorities. 477 00:22:06,845 --> 00:22:07,848 Do you 478 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,064 recognize it? 479 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,053 It's a perfect fit. 480 00:22:16,615 --> 00:22:18,429 Do you still say it wasn't your gun? 481 00:22:35,379 --> 00:22:36,420 Mr. Kenworthy. 482 00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:38,643 It's Leland Stottlemeyer. 483 00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:40,245 Randy Disher. 484 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,918 - We spoke at the hospital. - Yes, of course. 485 00:22:43,005 --> 00:22:45,551 - Come in. Thank you. - We thought you might want these back. 486 00:22:47,587 --> 00:22:49,149 So this is the north pole? 487 00:22:49,592 --> 00:22:51,334 It's not exactly like I pictured it. 488 00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:53,802 It's not the taj mahal, but it's all I need. 489 00:22:55,328 --> 00:22:56,544 Everything's there. 490 00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:58,357 Except for one rubber snake. 491 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,393 It's for my nephew. I didn't think you'd mind. 492 00:23:00,831 --> 00:23:02,142 He doesn't have a nephew. 493 00:23:02,777 --> 00:23:04,583 - I have nephew. - He doesn't have a nephew. 494 00:23:04,598 --> 00:23:06,597 Benjamin. His name's Benjamin. 495 00:23:06,654 --> 00:23:07,756 He's nine years old. 496 00:23:08,278 --> 00:23:09,281 See. 497 00:23:10,953 --> 00:23:11,956 How's the wing? 498 00:23:12,787 --> 00:23:14,845 I'll live. Guess it could've been worse? 499 00:23:15,484 --> 00:23:16,487 Yep. 500 00:23:16,502 --> 00:23:19,134 I see you're still in touch with some of your old parolees. 501 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:20,790 Thought you retired. 502 00:23:21,085 --> 00:23:22,517 Well, I call 'em when I can. 503 00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:25,318 - They're good guys. - Yeah, I know some of these good guys. 504 00:23:25,588 --> 00:23:27,788 Burglary, Grand Theft Auto... 505 00:23:27,846 --> 00:23:28,848 Attempted murder. 506 00:23:29,877 --> 00:23:31,642 I help 'em out when I can. What can I say? 507 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:34,298 Everybody deserves a second chance, right? 508 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:38,798 What? 509 00:23:39,564 --> 00:23:41,069 What were you doing up there 510 00:23:41,374 --> 00:23:42,821 Michael, on that roof? 511 00:23:44,305 --> 00:23:45,540 Givin' away some toys. 512 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:47,271 What can I say? I love christmas! 513 00:23:47,322 --> 00:23:48,339 Come on, Buddy. 514 00:23:48,907 --> 00:23:50,721 There's nobody here. It's just you and me. 515 00:23:51,425 --> 00:23:52,717 - And me. - And him. 516 00:23:54,274 --> 00:23:55,470 Is that why you're here? 517 00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,424 To accuse me of something? 518 00:23:59,476 --> 00:24:00,826 Why don't you take a hike? 519 00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:02,163 Both of you! 520 00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:04,913 That gun was found in your friend's back yard, not mine. 521 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,696 Yeah, that may be true. 522 00:24:09,316 --> 00:24:11,149 But here's the problem, Kris Kringle. 523 00:24:12,599 --> 00:24:13,899 Either you're lying 524 00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:15,957 or Adrian Monk is lying. 525 00:24:18,313 --> 00:24:19,392 Merry christmas. 526 00:24:38,865 --> 00:24:40,022 Merry christmas. 527 00:24:40,273 --> 00:24:41,508 Merry christmas. 528 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,590 Thank god! That man has a knife! 529 00:25:01,628 --> 00:25:03,326 Yeah, I know. 530 00:25:18,340 --> 00:25:21,716 Well, apparently she did not go gentle into that good night. 531 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,067 We found this can of pepper spray under her body. 532 00:25:25,134 --> 00:25:26,134 Witnesses? 533 00:25:26,168 --> 00:25:28,456 Couple of neighbors said they heard some screaming. 534 00:25:28,471 --> 00:25:30,470 One said she heard a clanging sound. 535 00:25:30,753 --> 00:25:33,836 - Clanging? - That's the guy! That's Adrian Monk! 536 00:25:35,731 --> 00:25:37,325 Crawl back under your rock! 537 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:40,140 It's all right. Just ignore them. Just pretend like they're not there. 538 00:25:40,187 --> 00:25:41,761 Why did you shoot Santa Claus? 539 00:25:41,776 --> 00:25:43,933 Hey, Monk, how many reindeer you kill today? 540 00:25:47,558 --> 00:25:50,047 Okay, her name is Alice Dubois. 541 00:25:50,106 --> 00:25:52,340 She's 64, retired teacher, 542 00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:55,279 she lived here in apartment b17 543 00:25:55,294 --> 00:25:57,667 with a beagle and some house plants. 544 00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:01,099 She worked part time in the macmillan Museum 545 00:26:01,283 --> 00:26:03,826 in the gift shop. Hey! Hey, gimme a break! 546 00:26:03,841 --> 00:26:06,371 - I didn't shoot anyone! - Randy. Randy, what are you doing? 547 00:26:06,391 --> 00:26:07,883 They're lumping us all together. 548 00:26:08,841 --> 00:26:11,407 So what do you think? Wrong place, wrong time? 549 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:12,705 I don't think so. 550 00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:14,619 No, he was waiting. 551 00:26:15,076 --> 00:26:16,116 Waiting for her. 552 00:26:16,488 --> 00:26:17,775 These cigarette butts... 553 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:21,527 He was camped out here for probably 48 minutes. 554 00:26:22,379 --> 00:26:24,154 - 48 minutes? - Yeah, look. 555 00:26:26,098 --> 00:26:27,864 The ends are all smooshed in. 556 00:26:27,909 --> 00:26:29,291 I only see one match. 557 00:26:29,779 --> 00:26:31,103 He was chain-smoking. 558 00:26:32,161 --> 00:26:33,502 Eight cigarettes. 559 00:26:33,948 --> 00:26:35,935 Figure six minutes per cigarette. 560 00:26:35,957 --> 00:26:37,465 - 48 minutes. - Yeah. 561 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,730 How do you live with yourself, monster! 562 00:26:42,508 --> 00:26:43,392 Hey. 563 00:26:43,715 --> 00:26:44,993 Hey, who threw that? 564 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,268 - Who threw that egg? - Oh, my god! 565 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:49,952 It's okay. I'm all right. 566 00:26:49,994 --> 00:26:51,936 I got it right here on my sleeve. 567 00:26:52,053 --> 00:26:53,905 - Who threw the egg? And right here. - Yeah. 568 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:56,350 And here. And then I got some here. 569 00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:59,047 Is that gonna come out? Is that gonna come out! 570 00:26:59,510 --> 00:27:00,679 Is that gonna come out. 571 00:27:00,694 --> 00:27:02,964 Who would bring an egg to a crime scene? 572 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,009 You two wait across the street. 573 00:27:06,127 --> 00:27:07,361 Wait across the street. 574 00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:10,592 Cover them, protect 'em. 575 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:25,080 God. 576 00:27:28,809 --> 00:27:30,488 Hey, those are my wipes. 577 00:27:31,078 --> 00:27:33,293 You can use them if you want to. 578 00:27:44,366 --> 00:27:45,369 What? 579 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,131 - Brian. - Mr. M? 580 00:27:47,169 --> 00:27:48,548 Do you have a cause of death? 581 00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:50,625 It's unofficial. It looks like blunt trauma. 582 00:27:50,678 --> 00:27:51,881 Eight, maybe nine hits. 583 00:27:52,311 --> 00:27:53,814 - From what? - You tell me. 584 00:27:55,773 --> 00:27:57,200 Something sharp and heavy. 585 00:27:57,971 --> 00:27:59,920 - Curved edge. - Weird, huh? 586 00:28:00,436 --> 00:28:02,932 - Maybe a frying pan? - Or a bell. A bell? 587 00:28:07,756 --> 00:28:10,346 - What is it? - She was hit on the right side. 588 00:28:10,911 --> 00:28:13,471 So that means the attacker was left-handed, right? 589 00:28:13,486 --> 00:28:15,044 Or his right arm was in a sling. 590 00:28:15,063 --> 00:28:16,066 A sling. 591 00:28:16,731 --> 00:28:19,799 Look, there's Candy Canes on the ground. There's three impressions 592 00:28:19,814 --> 00:28:23,189 like from a tripod. One of those charity collection pots. 593 00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:25,981 - Mr. Monk, what are you saying? - I think I know who did this. 594 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:26,801 Who? 595 00:28:30,562 --> 00:28:31,662 Santa Claus. 596 00:28:32,807 --> 00:28:33,986 - Who? - Santa Claus! 597 00:28:34,001 --> 00:28:35,131 No, not again! 598 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:38,016 No! No! No! No! 599 00:28:38,073 --> 00:28:40,234 No, Mr. Monk, please no. 600 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:44,108 All right, ladies. Let's do it again. From the top. 601 00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:46,614 How's the arm? 602 00:28:46,629 --> 00:28:48,466 We'll find a doctor when we get to ecuador. 603 00:28:48,481 --> 00:28:50,480 Were supposed to be in ecuador four days ago, 604 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:51,963 sippin margaritas on the beach. 605 00:28:51,978 --> 00:28:54,228 We caught a bad break, a minor setback. 606 00:28:54,243 --> 00:28:56,268 I thought that was your job, Mr. Mastermind. 607 00:28:56,283 --> 00:28:57,613 To anticipate minor setbacks. 608 00:28:57,628 --> 00:29:00,648 Well how was he supposed to know that cop Adrian Monk was gonna be there? 609 00:29:00,663 --> 00:29:02,676 Would you forget about Monk? It was a fluke. 610 00:29:03,185 --> 00:29:04,477 But the plan is solid. 611 00:29:05,170 --> 00:29:06,791 Thorn and me took care of the old lady. 612 00:29:07,363 --> 00:29:09,160 Yeah, she won't be coming to work tomorrow. 613 00:29:09,212 --> 00:29:10,581 She had a death in the family. 614 00:29:12,106 --> 00:29:14,080 Carl, did you call your boss at the museum? 615 00:29:14,138 --> 00:29:16,682 No problem. I'll be working the gift shop 2:00 to 6:00. 616 00:29:16,697 --> 00:29:18,292 That's it then, we go tomorrow. 617 00:29:18,393 --> 00:29:19,898 Closing time, 6:00. 618 00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:21,633 Okay, 619 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:23,157 I made a list. 620 00:29:23,404 --> 00:29:24,600 Did you check it twice? 621 00:29:33,198 --> 00:29:35,474 Adrian, you've got to stop blaming yourself. 622 00:29:36,926 --> 00:29:39,080 What happened on that roof is not your fault. 623 00:29:39,095 --> 00:29:41,665 If the man attacked you, then it's self defense. 624 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,055 Nobody believes me. 625 00:29:44,388 --> 00:29:46,433 My word against Santa Claus. 626 00:29:46,483 --> 00:29:48,034 But you think it was the same man, 627 00:29:48,049 --> 00:29:51,865 this Mr. Kenworthy, who killed the woman in pacific heights last night. 628 00:29:52,812 --> 00:29:54,793 But you haven't told the authorities. 629 00:29:55,577 --> 00:29:56,484 I will. 630 00:29:57,112 --> 00:29:58,405 I. I will. 631 00:29:58,835 --> 00:30:00,107 Soon as I'm sure. 632 00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:03,828 What? Are those toys? 633 00:30:04,525 --> 00:30:07,605 Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of children this week ever since. 634 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,167 Ever since I went on television 635 00:30:09,431 --> 00:30:11,109 and said there is no Santa Claus. 636 00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,024 How are they doing, the kids? 637 00:30:15,101 --> 00:30:16,182 The kids are fine. 638 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,304 Children are very resilient, Adrian. 639 00:30:19,474 --> 00:30:21,844 Although I might ask you to leave by the side door today. 640 00:30:21,859 --> 00:30:22,877 I understand. 641 00:30:23,779 --> 00:30:25,766 They hate me. Everybody hates me. 642 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,247 I thought I was alone before. 643 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:30,664 I didn't know what alone meant. 644 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:31,736 This is alone! 645 00:30:32,405 --> 00:30:33,407 Now I get it. 646 00:30:34,055 --> 00:30:35,212 Well, where's Natalie? 647 00:30:35,598 --> 00:30:38,297 She's at Randy Disher's christmas party with everybody else. 648 00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:40,184 - You weren't invited? - I was invited. 649 00:30:41,498 --> 00:30:43,466 I just... don't want to see anyone. 650 00:30:45,753 --> 00:30:49,351 Adrian, I know how difficult this is for you. I was worried about you even... 651 00:30:50,562 --> 00:30:54,417 Even before all this happened. I know it's ten years since Trudy. 652 00:30:55,927 --> 00:30:56,930 Trudy. 653 00:30:57,362 --> 00:30:58,655 Trudy loved christmas. 654 00:30:59,238 --> 00:31:00,898 Yeah, you mentioned that. 655 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:02,851 Every christmas morning, 656 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,607 she'd set the alarm. 657 00:31:06,347 --> 00:31:08,354 We'd go outside and watch the sun come up. 658 00:31:10,233 --> 00:31:11,332 Trudy used to say... 659 00:31:12,795 --> 00:31:15,631 Christmas made the whole world seem softer. 660 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,201 Softer. 661 00:31:17,635 --> 00:31:18,639 I like that. 662 00:31:20,030 --> 00:31:21,316 What about before Trudy? 663 00:31:21,331 --> 00:31:23,831 What was christmas like when you were growing up? 664 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:26,259 Dark, 665 00:31:26,782 --> 00:31:27,785 desperate. 666 00:31:27,895 --> 00:31:30,680 The pain was unrelenting, thank you for asking. 667 00:31:30,695 --> 00:31:33,298 Adrian, they can't all have been that bad. 668 00:31:33,948 --> 00:31:34,952 Pick a year. 669 00:31:37,301 --> 00:31:38,515 1964. 670 00:31:38,550 --> 00:31:39,899 '64, good choice. 671 00:31:39,922 --> 00:31:41,106 1964, 672 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,528 mom was sick. Dad was. 673 00:31:44,242 --> 00:31:45,246 Dad was dad. 674 00:31:46,214 --> 00:31:49,159 Ambrose locked himself in the basement. He's no fool. 675 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,992 Christmas morning, I got one gift. A walkie talkie. 676 00:31:52,821 --> 00:31:54,365 Well those can be fun. 677 00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:57,097 - I had a pair of those. - Not a. Not a pair. 678 00:31:58,706 --> 00:32:01,550 Dad said I only need one because I didn't have any friends. 679 00:32:05,319 --> 00:32:06,569 Just one...walkie... 680 00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:13,015 One walkie talkie. 681 00:32:14,689 --> 00:32:15,500 What? 682 00:32:15,649 --> 00:32:18,292 I think I know why Kenworthy was on that roof. 683 00:32:22,296 --> 00:32:23,299 I have to go. 684 00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:24,913 I have to call Natalie. 685 00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:27,633 I'll. I'll see you tuesday morning. Merry christmas! 686 00:32:27,648 --> 00:32:29,300 Adrian, no, not, not that... 687 00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:31,916 - Door. - Bobby, it's him. 688 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,607 It's the bad man. He killed Santa Claus! 689 00:32:34,669 --> 00:32:38,373 What are we doing here? - I Hate that man! 690 00:32:39,177 --> 00:32:40,178 I don't get it. 691 00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:42,794 What does this all have to do with a pair of walkie talkies? 692 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,000 Not a pair. 693 00:32:44,189 --> 00:32:46,613 Not a pair. One walkie talkie. 694 00:32:46,628 --> 00:32:47,720 See, that's the key. 695 00:32:48,647 --> 00:32:51,174 I remember when Disher was going through that big toy bag. 696 00:32:51,251 --> 00:32:54,963 There was one walkie talkie, but it wasn't one of the toys. 697 00:32:55,084 --> 00:32:57,071 Kenworthy was using it! 698 00:32:57,399 --> 00:32:58,834 He was talking to somebody! 699 00:32:59,128 --> 00:33:00,923 So he was a lookout? 700 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,683 No, no, not a lookout. 701 00:33:02,698 --> 00:33:05,320 He was dressed like Santa and throwing stuff off the roof. 702 00:33:05,427 --> 00:33:07,372 A lookout is usually a little more discrete. 703 00:33:07,422 --> 00:33:09,323 - Well, what, then? - He was a diversion. 704 00:33:09,543 --> 00:33:12,870 He was stopping traffic. He was blocking that intersection down there 705 00:33:12,885 --> 00:33:14,512 so the cops couldn't get through. 706 00:33:14,846 --> 00:33:15,676 Look. 707 00:33:16,365 --> 00:33:17,368 Oh my god, 708 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,725 - the macmillan museum! - It's three blocks away. 709 00:33:19,745 --> 00:33:21,873 They were robbing it, or at least they were about to. 710 00:33:21,892 --> 00:33:23,206 The star of Bethlehem. 711 00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:26,367 - But I didn't hear about any Robbery. - That's because there wasn't a Robbery. 712 00:33:26,387 --> 00:33:28,853 I interrupted them, so they called it off. 713 00:33:29,436 --> 00:33:31,103 But I think they're gonna try it again. 714 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:32,217 How do you know? 715 00:33:32,289 --> 00:33:34,661 Alice Dubois, the woman who was killed. 716 00:33:34,676 --> 00:33:36,531 She worked at that museum, remember? 717 00:33:41,943 --> 00:33:43,960 It's just a truck. Somebody must've broken down. 718 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:46,974 Oh, my god. 719 00:33:47,061 --> 00:33:48,700 Mr. Monk, he's using a walkie talkie! 720 00:33:48,973 --> 00:33:50,034 Call the captain. 721 00:33:50,384 --> 00:33:51,580 They're trying it again. 722 00:33:52,111 --> 00:33:55,005 We're rolling in five, four, three... 723 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:59,125 This is Brandy Barber at the macmillan museum. 724 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:01,598 There's still time to see the star of Bethlehem, 725 00:34:01,669 --> 00:34:04,023 the second largest diamond in the known world. 726 00:34:04,067 --> 00:34:05,214 But you Better Hurry. 727 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:07,379 It'll be leaving San Francisco tomorrow night 728 00:34:07,424 --> 00:34:10,100 and heading back to its permanent home in cairo, Egypt. 729 00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:12,919 Many consider the stone a holy relic 730 00:34:12,934 --> 00:34:15,666 because it was discovered 120 years ago 731 00:34:15,831 --> 00:34:17,066 on christmas morning. 732 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:19,126 That's great. 733 00:34:19,945 --> 00:34:20,949 We got it. 734 00:34:35,308 --> 00:34:36,311 Thank you. 735 00:35:21,446 --> 00:35:23,240 Merry christmas! 736 00:35:27,781 --> 00:35:29,942 That's him. That's the bad Santa. 737 00:35:30,355 --> 00:35:31,859 Merry christmas! 738 00:35:41,235 --> 00:35:42,373 He's got the diamond. 739 00:35:42,947 --> 00:35:44,645 Call the Captain! Call him back. 740 00:35:44,724 --> 00:35:46,422 Tell him to stop the orange truck. 741 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:48,839 - Where, where are you going? - I'm going after Santa. 742 00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:51,029 No, no, not again! 743 00:35:51,234 --> 00:35:52,873 Wait, Mr. Monk! Are you sure? 744 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:55,503 I mean 100,000% sure? 745 00:35:55,898 --> 00:35:57,314 It's hard on me too! 746 00:35:57,725 --> 00:35:58,958 Come on, Jerry! 747 00:36:01,133 --> 00:36:02,137 Stop him! 748 00:36:02,473 --> 00:36:04,431 Stop him! Stop that Santa Claus! 749 00:36:08,214 --> 00:36:10,066 That guy has a lot of issues with christmas. 750 00:36:12,479 --> 00:36:17,109 O/~ the first noel o/~ o/~ the angels did say o/~ 751 00:36:17,364 --> 00:36:20,851 o/~ was to certain poor shepherds o/~ 752 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:24,030 o/~ in fields as they lay o/~ 753 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:27,535 o/~ in fields where they o/~ 754 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:30,829 o/~ lay keeping their sheep o/~ 755 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:34,351 o/~ on a cold winter's night o/~ 756 00:36:34,403 --> 00:36:35,406 Stop him! 757 00:36:35,636 --> 00:36:37,018 Stop him! 758 00:36:37,688 --> 00:36:41,044 Stop him! He's not Santa Claus! 759 00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:43,055 Well, of course he isn't. How old are you? 760 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:50,722 Come on, Jerry! 761 00:36:51,735 --> 00:36:52,872 Get a shot. 762 00:36:53,259 --> 00:36:55,615 - Jerry, keep up! - I'm trying. 763 00:36:55,908 --> 00:36:57,181 Get the kids. 764 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,332 Come on, Jerry! 765 00:37:18,886 --> 00:37:20,293 Shouldn't we do something? 766 00:37:20,350 --> 00:37:22,302 You stop this fight, you're fired. 767 00:37:49,676 --> 00:37:51,277 You stay back, Monk! 768 00:37:52,832 --> 00:37:54,317 You stopped me once, 769 00:37:54,447 --> 00:37:55,971 you ain't stopping me again. 770 00:38:20,504 --> 00:38:21,642 Get him outta here. 771 00:38:28,558 --> 00:38:29,928 That's cool. Can I hold that? 772 00:38:34,570 --> 00:38:35,767 What's this thing worth? 773 00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:38,005 About $30 million. 774 00:38:38,493 --> 00:38:40,338 The star of Bethlehem diamond... 775 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:41,414 You should hold it. 776 00:38:41,429 --> 00:38:44,171 A symbol of hope and peace to millions of people, 777 00:38:44,392 --> 00:38:47,540 would've been lost to the world forever had it not been 778 00:38:47,604 --> 00:38:49,442 for the bravery of one man, 779 00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:52,034 former detective Adrian Monk. 780 00:38:54,443 --> 00:38:55,824 Mr. Monk, Adrian. 781 00:38:55,839 --> 00:38:57,357 Brandy Barber, channel six news. 782 00:38:57,414 --> 00:38:58,445 Yeah, we rember. 783 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,169 How does it feel being a hero? 784 00:39:00,991 --> 00:39:03,306 He's a very bad Santa. 785 00:39:03,412 --> 00:39:05,276 Very, very bad. 786 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:07,554 Bad, bad, bad Santa. 787 00:39:07,569 --> 00:39:08,815 Yes, we know that now. 788 00:39:10,011 --> 00:39:11,362 Bad, bad... 789 00:39:12,255 --> 00:39:13,211 bad, bad... 790 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:15,523 We're going home now. We don't have anything left to say. 791 00:39:15,545 --> 00:39:16,464 Bad... 792 00:39:18,516 --> 00:39:19,577 There he goes. 793 00:39:20,563 --> 00:39:22,012 Jerry, get a shot of him. 794 00:39:23,285 --> 00:39:24,852 That's a real american hero. 795 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,877 That's the man that saved christmas. 796 00:39:29,653 --> 00:39:31,080 That's it. We're clear. 797 00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:32,937 God, I need a drink! 798 00:39:34,816 --> 00:39:37,342 Come on Jerry. I buy you an egg nog. 799 00:39:43,155 --> 00:39:45,374 Egg nog! My favorite! 800 00:39:48,422 --> 00:39:49,426 Want some? 801 00:39:49,794 --> 00:39:51,974 - Really? - Yeah, you can try it. I'm here. 802 00:39:55,888 --> 00:39:57,196 What do you think? 803 00:39:58,201 --> 00:39:59,931 I don't think I like alcohol. 804 00:39:59,946 --> 00:40:03,005 Really? Thank you! That could be my christmas present. 805 00:40:03,170 --> 00:40:04,340 What are you doing? 806 00:40:04,355 --> 00:40:06,086 Come on, we're supposed to be cleaning up. 807 00:40:06,101 --> 00:40:09,216 I know, we started to, but, everything looks so beautiful. 808 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,440 Candles? You trying to burn the place down? 809 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:13,439 - What's that noise? - It's music. 810 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,333 Mr. Monk, come on. It's christmas eve. 811 00:40:15,352 --> 00:40:16,719 You can't put everything away. 812 00:40:16,734 --> 00:40:17,827 It's not real. 813 00:40:18,324 --> 00:40:20,084 - The boxes are empty. - I know. 814 00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:23,136 Stockings are empty. It's all pretend, remember? We just 815 00:40:23,194 --> 00:40:25,314 put it up for that stupid Tv interview. 816 00:40:25,329 --> 00:40:27,072 - But it looks real. - And it feels real. 817 00:40:27,087 --> 00:40:28,813 You're feeling something then it's real! 818 00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:31,471 - I don't feel anything. - I know, because you're not relaxing. 819 00:40:31,486 --> 00:40:32,839 Let's just stop. 820 00:40:33,019 --> 00:40:35,466 - Sit down. - No, I, 821 00:40:35,798 --> 00:40:36,608 Here. 822 00:40:37,110 --> 00:40:38,422 What are you doing? 823 00:40:38,446 --> 00:40:39,770 Taking off your shoes. 824 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:41,046 - Hey! - Don't be scared. 825 00:40:41,061 --> 00:40:43,467 It's christmas eve, come on. Look at the christmas tree. 826 00:40:43,806 --> 00:40:44,997 Isn't it pretty? 827 00:40:45,074 --> 00:40:46,769 - Wait, whoa-whoa-whoa. - It's pretty. 828 00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:48,232 Listen to the music. 829 00:40:51,206 --> 00:40:52,583 It's nice, isn't it? 830 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:54,644 You're home. 831 00:40:54,704 --> 00:40:55,896 You solved the case. 832 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:57,948 You're surrounded by people who love you. 833 00:41:00,635 --> 00:41:03,258 - We're so blessed, aren't we? - Yeah, we're blessed. 834 00:41:07,636 --> 00:41:08,967 I'm feeling something. 835 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:12,002 - It's Joy. You're feeling some Joy! - I don't like it. 836 00:41:12,017 --> 00:41:14,631 Sure you do. It's christmas eve. Just-just stop fighting it. 837 00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:15,772 Just let go. 838 00:41:15,885 --> 00:41:16,981 Enjoy, okay? 839 00:41:17,991 --> 00:41:19,187 Open up your heart. 840 00:41:22,275 --> 00:41:23,452 How do you feel? 841 00:41:23,977 --> 00:41:25,770 - He's smiling. - Get the camera. 842 00:41:33,422 --> 00:41:35,082 Merry christmas, Mr. Monk. 843 00:41:36,305 --> 00:41:42,275 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org