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"the girl behind
the brown door."
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Doesn't have the same ring
to it.
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Hey, brooke.
How you doing?
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Yeah, I'm just watching
a teamster paint my adolescence
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A fugly shade of brown.
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Oh. I guess there's a lot
of memories around here for you.
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You could say that.
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In high school,
this was lucas' bedroom.
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Mm. Now that
that's burned into my brain,
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How we, uh, doing on the
wardrobe choices for scene 23?
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The big love scene --
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Slinky off-the-shoulder,
tight-and-revealing.
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Nice.
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I knew hiring you as costume
designer was the right move.
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Thank you.
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Let me see them on her
before I make a decision.
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So...[sighs]
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Speaking
of high school memories,
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Haley and quinn organized
that fundraiser dance
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At tree hill high
tonight.
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And I just wanted
to tell you
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In case you were thinking
it'd be weird to go.
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Not that you would.
But if you did...
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It wouldn't.
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Uh, thanks, but, you
know, we shoot our
first scenes tomorrow,
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And I got a million things
to do.
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Besides, you know what a geek
I was in high school.
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You've seen
my yearbook photo.
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Yeah, that's burned
into my brain.
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Exactly.
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The day I graduated,
I swore I'd never go back.
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You have fun, though.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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See you tomorrow.
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* ooooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
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* ohhhh *
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[ rattling ]
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Clay, I'm here
for my morning laps.
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I even shaved certain...
Areas to cut down on my time.
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And yours.
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Ugh.
Just go away already.
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Ugh. Don't tell me
you're in there
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With that
miserable slag again.
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* ...Forget about me *
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* I'll be alone, dancing *
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* you know it, baby *
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* going to take you apart *
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[ sighs heavily ]
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* don't you *
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* forget about me *
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* as you walk on by *
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Sorry.
I'm such a slag.
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* will you call my name? *
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* as you walk on by *
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* will you call my name? *
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Guys?
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It's a little early
to be surfing for porn.
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Don't ever say that.
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Don't even think it.
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We're not looking at porn...
Yet.
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We're changing
your life.
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"cantwaittofindadate.Com"
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Seriously?
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Listen, the best way
to get over millie
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Is to get right back
on the horse --
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Preferably a hot, naked,
made-to-order horse.
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And all you have to do
is describe your perfect woman.
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Hey, man.
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[ sighs ]
morning.
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Morning?
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Where the hell are we?
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We left that charity event
in atlanta early
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So we could make it back
to tree hill by morning.
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Yeah. Uh, right after
you fell asleep last night,
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It started raining.
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Yeah?
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Really hard.
And?
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One might even call it
a deluge.
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Clay.
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I missed the highway exit
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And, uh, drove a few hours
in the wrong direction.
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But the good news is
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That we're only a couple hundred
miles outside of tree hill,
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And we're driving
a corvette.
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We'll be home faster
than you can say yao ming.
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[ engine turns over ]
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[ tires pop ]
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[ tires deflating ]
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Yao ming.
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So we'll get home
this afternoon.
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Clay...
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There was a reason
I had to be home this morning.
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Haley: Here I come.
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Hope you guys are ready
for me.
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[ footsteps approach ]
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Bacon, crispy.
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Eggs, scrambled.
Milk, chocolate.
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Hey!
[ snaps fingers ]
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Besides "please"
and "thank you,"
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Do you have
anything else
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You would like to say
to your mother?
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Uh...
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Pancakes, blueberry?
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I can't believe it.
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They frickin'
forgot my birthday.
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Haley, listen, my phone is bad to die.
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Everything's fine -- we're just
having some car trouble,
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So I don't know
when we're gonna make it home.
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[ beeping ]
but, haley...
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Happy birthday.
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Well...
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* the salvation army band
plays *
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According to gomer pyle,
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"they don't got
no fancy car tires,"
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So they got to tow it
to mount pilot.
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They'll have it back
by tonight.
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Tonight?
Come o--
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I got to get ahold
of haley.
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I always go big
for her birthday.
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She'll be expecting
something.
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I...
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Let me use your phone.
Sure.
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It's in the car.
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* pushing the town away *
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* ah *
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* ah hey ma ma ma *
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Hey, alex, I just got
the gold script revisions,
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But I don't see
any changes.
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That's 'cause
there aren't any.
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Then why'd
we put out pages?
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I wasn't gonna let the final
script color be salmon.
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Puke.
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[ chuckles ]
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Okay.
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Hey, so I, um, I saw you
talking to brooke earlier.
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She practically begged you
to go to that dance.
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Not quite.
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I think what she said was "it
wouldn't be weird" if I went.
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Trust me.
She wants you to go.
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I think she was just
being polite.
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It's -- it's been weird
between us since the breakup.
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And since when are you
so pro brooke-and-julian?
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Oh, I'm a total
"brulian" fan now.
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One of the steps
of recovery
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Is to make amends
for all the wrongs you've done.
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You still gonna have time
to be in the movie?
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Shut up!
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* hey *
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* hey ma ma ma *
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Why are we eating
with the nice plates?
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We only do that
on holidays and stuff.
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's the birth
of a new day.
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Are you feeling all right?
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Yeah. [ sighs ]
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Listen, quinn and I
have to leave early
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To set up for this dance,
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So junk and fergie are gonna
come over to babysit, okay?
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You only get those guys
when you can't find anyone else.
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That's not true.
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You have fun
with junk and fergie.
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Besides, the two of them
equals one responsible adult.
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I'm not a baby anymore.
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I'm old enough
to stay home by myself.
[ laughs ]
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And I'm old enough to get
arrested for child endangerment,
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Which would be my third strike,
by the way.
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Fourth.
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Morning, jamie!
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Hey, little sis!
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It's the big day!
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Oh, it's no big deal.
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Of course it is.
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Today's the day we rescue
the endangered arts program
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At tree hill high.
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What could be
bigger than that?
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I can't think of a thing.
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Since the theme of the dance
is "return to the '80s,"
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I get to fulfill
my lifelong dream --
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I'm crimping my hair.
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While that is very '80s,
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You may need to rethink
your life goals.
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Hmm.
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Listen, um, we might be
flying solo tonight.
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I got a message from nathan
and clay.
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It seems like they're having
some car trouble.
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Really? How much you want to bet
that's a ploy
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To get out
of wearing parachute pants?
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I'm gonna go crimp my hair.
[ giggles ]
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Yay.
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Yeesh.
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I'd like my margarita blended,
no salt.
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Ha ha.
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I'm thinking about wearing this
to the '80s dance
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At my high school tonight.
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Huh.
What a coincidence,
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'cause I actually learned
everything I know about fashion
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From "miami vice" reruns.
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[ laughs ]
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You were born
in the wrong decade, my friend.
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Yeah, perhaps.
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But I do make the perfect date
for an '80s dance.
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Yeah.
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And by "date,"
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I just mean a guy who wants
to go strictly as friends.
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Yeah, I...
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I'm just not sure
that's really a good idea.
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Come on.
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The best way
for me to meet a hot girl
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Is to have another one
on my arm.
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It's like a magnet.
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You'd be doing me
a favor.
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Okay.
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We will go as friends.
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Okay, cool.
I'll pick you up at 7:00.
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Oh, and by the way, for
the whole magnet thing to work,
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I'm gonna need you
to salvage that train wreck.
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Yeah.
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Quinn?
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Quinny,
are you up there?
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She's pimping her hair.
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I hope you mean
"crimping."
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Listen, I have to go
run some errands, okay?
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Please remind quinn to stay
until junk and fergie get here.
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Sure.
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Okay. Mwah.
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Love you, baby.
Have fun tonight.
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I will.
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Hey. Was your mom
looking for me?
Yeah.
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She wanted me to tell you
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That she's gonna pick up
junk and fergie,
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And you can leave whenever.
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Okay.
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Okay, little bro.
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No hard feelings.
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Believe that?
Jamie just cancelled on us.
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He said they went
another direction.
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That's cold, man.
Yeah.
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Where were we?
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Let's see.
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Must be a local girl.
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Hair color, blonde.
Eyes, blue.
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Rockin' bod.
Mouth: Oh, come on.
Don't be shallow.
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Give her an I.Q.
Of at least 100
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And a good sense of humor.
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That should be
everything.
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[ beeping ]
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00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:06,289
* we bite and scratch
and scream all night *
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00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,290
* let's go and throw
all the songs we know *
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Come on,
where's our perfect woman?
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See, guys, that's just it.
I've been going along
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With this little
science experiment
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To show you that the perfect
woman doesn't really exist.
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Unless she does. Check it out.
We found a match.
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She lives in tree hill,
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And it says she's
"searching for a nice guy."
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Who's nicer than you,
mouth?
There's no photo!
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Of course not.
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00:10:26,306 --> 00:10:28,507
That's because "she"
is probably a "he."
259
00:10:28,574 --> 00:10:31,209
Okay? Delete my profile.
This was a bad idea.
260
00:10:31,277 --> 00:10:33,611
[ scoffs ]
261
00:10:33,678 --> 00:10:35,446
* ooh *
262
00:10:35,513 --> 00:10:37,347
* we're so wonderfully,
wonderfully, wonderfully *
263
00:10:37,415 --> 00:10:40,283
* wonderfully pretty *
264
00:10:40,351 --> 00:10:42,519
[ clicking ]
* oh, you know that I'd do... *
265
00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:45,364
Hey.
266
00:10:45,432 --> 00:10:47,566
I know you want get home
as soon as possible,
267
00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:50,468
So I think I found us a ride
back to tree hill.
268
00:10:50,536 --> 00:10:51,702
Oh, thank god.
269
00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,837
Don't thank him
just yet.
270
00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:55,439
You might want to wait
until you see the ride.
Whatever.
271
00:10:55,507 --> 00:10:56,640
Another five minutes,
272
00:10:56,707 --> 00:10:58,541
And you were giving me
a piggyback ride.
273
00:10:58,609 --> 00:11:00,943
Funny you should say that,
actually.
274
00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:09,684
The driver says
they're real friendly.
275
00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:11,452
You got to
be kidding me.
276
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,153
I wish I were.
277
00:11:13,254 --> 00:11:15,755
You boys gettin' in
or what?
278
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:20,126
You're about to see
just how much I love my wife.
279
00:11:29,635 --> 00:11:31,436
Jamie: Hello?
280
00:11:31,504 --> 00:11:33,538
Is anyone home?
281
00:11:36,441 --> 00:11:38,909
I'm all alone in the house?
282
00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,810
I'm all alone in the house!
283
00:11:40,878 --> 00:11:41,745
Sweet!
284
00:11:49,691 --> 00:11:53,260
I feel bad, man,
'cause I love bacon.
285
00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:55,595
And I love pork chops.
286
00:11:55,662 --> 00:11:57,129
And I love ham,
you know?
287
00:11:57,197 --> 00:11:58,629
But then I met you.
288
00:12:00,099 --> 00:12:01,999
Now I'm conflicted.
289
00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,567
Look,
I know you're planning
290
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,302
On falling insanely in love
with that pig,
291
00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:06,770
But can we please
talk about something else?
292
00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:10,573
Sure. [ clears throat ]
293
00:12:10,641 --> 00:12:12,975
What did you have planned
for haley's birthday?
294
00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:15,043
Jamie and I
bought a ton of decorations.
295
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,778
We were gonna
do up the whole house.
296
00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,414
Sounds nice.
297
00:12:20,481 --> 00:12:22,482
I was gonna
make pork ribs.
298
00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:25,250
[ brakes squeal ]
299
00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:28,986
* and I would walk 500 more *
300
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:33,389
* just to be the man
who walked 1,000 miles *
301
00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:36,226
* to fall down at your door *
302
00:12:36,294 --> 00:12:37,828
* when I'm working *
303
00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,262
What's going on?
304
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:40,997
Well, bridge is out.
305
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:44,833
Probably flooded from the deluge
we had last night.
306
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,768
Oh. What'd I tell you?
307
00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:49,337
Ain't nobody going nowhere
for a while.
308
00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:50,772
Do you have a map?
309
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,507
* when I come home... *
310
00:12:52,575 --> 00:12:54,676
Thanks. Okay, we are...
311
00:12:56,278 --> 00:12:57,745
Okay, we're here.
312
00:12:57,813 --> 00:13:00,915
And if we just
hike a few miles north,
313
00:13:00,982 --> 00:13:02,382
Then we'll make it
to the next highway.
314
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:03,884
We can just
hitch a ride home that way.
315
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,985
I, uh, I-I don't know
about that, man.
316
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,154
Maybe we should, uh, just --
just wait?
317
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,622
'cause what if
we get lost?
318
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,257
Dude, I'm like
a human compass, okay?
319
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,691
Come on.
320
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:17,161
* ...The man
who walks 1,000 miles *
321
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,096
* to fall down at your door *
322
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,798
That'll do, pigs.
323
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,067
That'll do.
324
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,436
* dun da-da da da da *
325
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:27,637
Wait up!
326
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,843
Hey, q!
327
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,245
Someone wrote "slut"
all over your car in lipstick.
328
00:13:35,313 --> 00:13:37,147
It's gonna be a bitch
getting that off.
329
00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:38,982
You're right.
Her name's kylie.
330
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,950
[ sighing ] oh.
331
00:13:41,018 --> 00:13:44,186
Hey, grubbs. Thank you so much
for tending bar tonight.
332
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:45,487
No problem.
333
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:47,456
In high school,
I was kind of a band geek.
334
00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:49,691
It's nice to come back
as a cool bartender.
335
00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:54,894
As a moderately cool
bartender.
336
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:57,896
It's nice to come back
as a bartender?
337
00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:58,997
[ laughs ]
338
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,268
[ knock on door ]
339
00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:06,503
Can you guys kick in
for the pizza for once?
340
00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:08,104
I am unemployed,
you know.
341
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,515
Hey, I'm kylie.
342
00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:21,317
Which one of you little maniacs
is marvin mcfadden?
343
00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:22,785
* oh, yeah *
344
00:14:22,853 --> 00:14:23,919
Uh, that's me.
345
00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:26,154
I'm here for our date.
346
00:14:26,222 --> 00:14:28,556
I think
there's been a mistake.
347
00:14:28,624 --> 00:14:31,661
Your profile said that
you're tall and thin,
348
00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,962
With a good body
and really big...
349
00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:37,031
...Hands.
350
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,668
Oh, my.
351
00:14:40,736 --> 00:14:42,870
I hear there's a dance
at the school.
352
00:14:42,938 --> 00:14:44,238
Do you want to go?
353
00:14:44,306 --> 00:14:45,239
No.
354
00:14:46,474 --> 00:14:48,708
Well, I mean, yes,
but [clears throat]
355
00:14:48,776 --> 00:14:49,910
It's just that...
356
00:14:49,977 --> 00:14:52,679
Why are youon a dating ?
357
00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:54,881
You could get a date
with anyone on the planet.
358
00:14:54,949 --> 00:14:57,583
You're not, like,
a dude, are you?
359
00:15:00,186 --> 00:15:02,120
[ clears throat ]
360
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:05,424
Satisfied?
361
00:15:05,493 --> 00:15:07,427
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
362
00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:11,898
[ yello's "oh, yeah" plays ]
363
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:16,301
* such a good child,
a really good child *
364
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,078
* beautiful, beautiful *
365
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:42,014
* oh, yeah *
366
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:46,017
* oh, yeah, yeah, yeah *
367
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:56,225
Ugh!
368
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:57,994
[ box clatters ]
369
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:03,465
* such a good child,
a really good child *
370
00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:09,270
Oh, no.
It's mom's birthday.
371
00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:13,774
[ "if you were here" plays ]
372
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,909
[ sighs ]
373
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:35,058
I just want to say
how grateful I am
374
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:39,328
That you're all
taking this ride with me.
375
00:16:39,396 --> 00:16:41,997
Now let's go make
someone's favorite movie!
376
00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:45,267
* if you were here,
I could deceive you *
377
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:48,569
It sounded better in my head.
378
00:16:48,637 --> 00:16:49,970
Don't worry.
379
00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:52,206
I'll start the slow clap for you
if no one else does.
380
00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:54,340
What are you
still doing here?
381
00:16:54,408 --> 00:16:56,876
Well, it just occurred to me
that you spent the entire day
382
00:16:56,943 --> 00:16:59,211
Making everyone else
feel ready for tomorrow.
383
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,645
How do you feel?
384
00:17:02,348 --> 00:17:03,614
Nervous.
385
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,783
I...I've been around movie sets
my whole life,
386
00:17:05,851 --> 00:17:08,018
But I've never been
in the director's chair.
387
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:10,787
I was pretty nervous, to
for my first big part.
388
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,655
But I just
kept asking myself,
389
00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,489
"how would
julia roberts do it?"
390
00:17:14,557 --> 00:17:16,324
[ chuckles ]
391
00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:18,025
She's my favorite actress.
392
00:17:18,093 --> 00:17:20,027
So who's your favorite
director?
393
00:17:20,095 --> 00:17:22,896
John hughes.
394
00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:25,632
You know, "ferris bueller,"
395
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,866
"breakfast club,"
"sixteen candles."
396
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:30,935
Those weren't just movies
about teenagers.
397
00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:35,172
They were about the struggle
everyone has to find themselves.
398
00:17:35,239 --> 00:17:37,473
Talk about a director
with a clear vision.
399
00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:40,075
I-I'd like to make a movie
half as good as his.
400
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,476
Then why don't you take a cue
from john hughes?
401
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:43,778
Clear your vision.
402
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,946
Take the night off
and come to the school.
403
00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:47,480
Maybe even
dance with brooke.
404
00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:48,814
[ chuckles ]
405
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:50,582
I don't know, alex.
406
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,317
Um...
407
00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:54,787
I have to find an outfit
from the '80s.
408
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:57,791
Actually,
I've got that covered.
409
00:17:57,858 --> 00:17:59,659
I thought you might
change your mind.
410
00:17:59,726 --> 00:18:02,962
But just so we're clear --
this is not a date.
411
00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:05,864
It's not even
date-ish.
412
00:18:10,703 --> 00:18:12,203
Not bad.
413
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:24,010
* and if you were here,
I could deceive you *
414
00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:31,081
* and if you were here,
I could deceive you *
415
00:18:31,149 --> 00:18:34,483
Brooke davis --
stunning in any decade.
416
00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:43,556
* and if you were here,
you would believe *
417
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,184
Hi, everyone!
418
00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:57,687
Thank you so much for coming out
and supporting the arts!
419
00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:59,455
[ cheers and applause ]
420
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,757
So, please, everyone,
give what you can
421
00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:05,893
And have a gnarly,
totally tubular time!
422
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:08,395
Um...Oh.
423
00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:09,897
Where's the beef?
424
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,333
Oh. Okay, um,
ladies and gentlemen,
425
00:19:14,401 --> 00:19:15,901
Please welcome...
426
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:16,968
Cheap trick! Cheap trick!
427
00:19:17,036 --> 00:19:18,837
[ cheers and applause ]
428
00:19:18,905 --> 00:19:21,373
[ intro to "I want you
to want me" plays ]
429
00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:35,087
* I want you to want me *
430
00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:39,825
* I need you to need me *
431
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:43,762
* I'd love you to love me *
432
00:19:43,829 --> 00:19:48,632
* I'm begging you to beg me *
433
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,465
You notice how kylie
smelled like strawberries?
434
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:53,062
Yeah.
435
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,328
Mouth totally owes us.
436
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,062
[ cellphone rings ]
437
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,764
Ooh.
438
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:03,001
It's a text from haley.
439
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,803
"how's it going
with jamie?"
440
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:05,737
[ scoffs ]
441
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,973
* I get home early from work *
442
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:14,145
* if you say that you love me *
443
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:18,315
* didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying? *
444
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:23,153
* oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying? *
445
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:26,823
* feeling all alone without
a friend, you feel like dying *
446
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:29,859
Alexander coyne,
this is haley james scott.
447
00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,895
Hey. I'm a big fan.
Oh, thanks.
448
00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,497
I am -- I am, too, of your
detective work with tubbs.
449
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,031
[ laughs ]
450
00:20:36,099 --> 00:20:38,034
You know, this is a big night
for haley.
451
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,770
When we were
in high school,
452
00:20:41,838 --> 00:20:44,439
She was always trying
to bring back the '80s fashion.
453
00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:45,873
You got your wish!
454
00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:48,376
Oh, I did! I did.
455
00:20:48,443 --> 00:20:50,011
Um, excuse me.
456
00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,679
'kay.
457
00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:56,083
Grubbs,
make me something...Strong.
458
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:57,317
[ sighs ]
459
00:20:59,554 --> 00:21:01,922
What?
You need to see my I.D.?
460
00:21:01,989 --> 00:21:03,523
Grubbs, you flatter me.
461
00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:05,691
* I want you to want me *
462
00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:07,226
Wow.
463
00:21:07,294 --> 00:21:08,894
I had no idea.
464
00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:11,931
You're 5'4".
465
00:21:11,999 --> 00:21:13,365
Thank you.
466
00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:16,200
[ chuckles ]
467
00:21:16,268 --> 00:21:17,634
[ sighs ]
468
00:21:17,702 --> 00:21:19,902
Good talk, grubbs.
469
00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:21,103
[ sighs ]
470
00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:27,773
[ cheers and applause ]
471
00:21:27,841 --> 00:21:30,409
[ wind whipping ]
472
00:21:45,824 --> 00:21:48,358
[ doors rattle ]
473
00:21:59,602 --> 00:22:00,969
[ intro to cheap trick's
"surrender" plays ]
474
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:08,677
I swear, I'm gonna
kill that kid.
475
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:09,979
Come on.
476
00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:16,018
* mother told me,
yes, she told me *
477
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:19,460
* I'd meet girls like you *
478
00:22:19,527 --> 00:22:22,863
* she also told me, "stay away *
479
00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:26,599
* you'll never know
what you'll catch" *
480
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:33,237
* but just the other day,
I heard a soldier falling off *
481
00:22:33,304 --> 00:22:35,872
* some indonesian junk... *
482
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,774
So, your profile said
you like to dance.
483
00:22:38,842 --> 00:22:41,143
Maybe after
a few more drinks.
484
00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:44,145
* mommy's all right,
daddy's all right *
485
00:22:44,212 --> 00:22:47,448
I'll be right back.
486
00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:48,849
* surrender *
487
00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:50,517
What her profile
should have said
488
00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:51,950
Is "like millie on steroids."
489
00:22:52,018 --> 00:22:54,619
* but don't give yourself away *
490
00:22:54,686 --> 00:22:56,387
* ay-ay-ay *
491
00:22:56,455 --> 00:23:00,157
* aaay, aay-aaay *
492
00:23:00,224 --> 00:23:01,792
It took me four hours
493
00:23:01,859 --> 00:23:04,928
To get the smoothie
out of my hair, bitch.
494
00:23:04,996 --> 00:23:06,629
Yes, well, I'm the one
who has to drive home
495
00:23:06,697 --> 00:23:08,330
In a car with "slut"
written all over it.
496
00:23:08,398 --> 00:23:10,665
I was just trying
to increase your chances
497
00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:11,967
Of getting rear-ended.
498
00:23:12,035 --> 00:23:13,835
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
499
00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:15,203
I shouldn't have
poured smoothie on you.
500
00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,204
I apologize.
501
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,272
Truce?
502
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:23,442
How american of you to pick
a fight that you can't win.
503
00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:24,743
And just so you know,
504
00:23:24,811 --> 00:23:27,145
Clay told me
that he didn't believe in love.
505
00:23:27,213 --> 00:23:29,480
So good luck with that.
506
00:23:29,548 --> 00:23:34,750
* I've known her
all these years *
507
00:23:34,817 --> 00:23:38,018
* mommy's all right,
daddy's all right *
508
00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:41,421
* they just seem
a little weird *
509
00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:44,858
* surrender, surrender *
510
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:47,760
* but don't give yourself away *
511
00:23:47,828 --> 00:23:49,795
The highway's this way.
I think.
512
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,463
Clay: You look on
the bright side, nate --
513
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,335
I mean, if we actually
live through this thing,
514
00:23:53,403 --> 00:23:54,905
Think
of the endorsement deals.
515
00:23:54,972 --> 00:23:56,239
I mean,
on gps units alone.
516
00:23:56,307 --> 00:23:57,941
Like, "I never
would've gotten lost
517
00:23:58,009 --> 00:23:59,442
If it had only
been for my --"
518
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:00,910
Shut up!
Please shut up!
519
00:24:00,978 --> 00:24:02,211
Trying to make
conversation.
520
00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:03,779
That's the thing --
you're talking.
521
00:24:03,847 --> 00:24:04,913
You're always talking,
man.
522
00:24:04,981 --> 00:24:06,214
Oh, I'm so sorry.
523
00:24:06,282 --> 00:24:07,682
I didn't realize
that the human compass
524
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:10,718
Needed complete silence
to concentrate.
525
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,787
You know, maybe we should have
stayed with the pigs.
526
00:24:14,855 --> 00:24:18,023
'cause it seems to me
that you've gotten us lost.
527
00:24:18,091 --> 00:24:20,558
Me?
528
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,326
We wouldn't even
be here right now
529
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,227
If you hadn't insisted
on driving to atlanta
530
00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:25,628
For a guys' road trip.
531
00:24:25,696 --> 00:24:27,496
If you hadn't have missed
tree hill in the rain,
532
00:24:27,564 --> 00:24:29,431
If you hadn't have driven over
those tire spikes,
533
00:24:29,499 --> 00:24:31,999
I would be home
right now, clay!
534
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:34,101
I'm on the road
for half the year!
535
00:24:34,169 --> 00:24:37,070
The least I can do is be home
for my wife's birthday.
536
00:24:37,138 --> 00:24:39,839
Nate, I know haley.
She'll understand.
537
00:24:39,907 --> 00:24:41,241
Well,
she shouldn't have to.
538
00:24:41,309 --> 00:24:43,109
You'd know that
if you were ever married.
539
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,577
[ sighs ]
540
00:24:45,645 --> 00:24:47,912
Yeah, you're right.
I guess I would've.
541
00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,213
I'm going this way.
542
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,515
That's -- clay,
that's not the right way!
543
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,216
Yeah, I know.
You're the human compass.
544
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,285
You know what? Just do
whatever the hell you want.
545
00:24:55,352 --> 00:24:57,086
I'm going this way.
546
00:24:57,154 --> 00:24:58,754
[ groans ]
547
00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:04,392
* away *
548
00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:07,695
It's amazing how you can enter
the building a functioning adult
549
00:25:07,762 --> 00:25:10,097
And immediately revert to the
geek you were in high school.
550
00:25:10,164 --> 00:25:11,865
I'll tell you a secret.
551
00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:13,433
I was a geek, too.
552
00:25:13,501 --> 00:25:15,501
I wore headgear until the end
of my sophomore year.
553
00:25:18,071 --> 00:25:20,038
There she is.
554
00:25:20,106 --> 00:25:22,674
So, geek, why don't you
take a chance
555
00:25:22,741 --> 00:25:25,443
And ask the popular girl
to dance?
556
00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:27,878
Maybe because
the popular girl
557
00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:29,413
Is already here
with somebody else.
558
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,381
I'm sure it's not
what it looks like.
559
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:32,848
It's okay.
560
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:35,551
It wouldn't be the '80s without
a cameo by crocodile dundee.
561
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,753
I just wish he wasn't
on a date with brooke.
562
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,821
Of course
he showed up with alex.
563
00:25:39,889 --> 00:25:41,223
It's a retro dance,
after all.
564
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,324
Why should I expect
anything new?
565
00:25:43,392 --> 00:25:45,126
Alex:
Just go talk to her.
566
00:25:45,193 --> 00:25:48,162
We might be in a high school,
but we're not in high school.
567
00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:49,463
Come on.
568
00:25:50,832 --> 00:25:52,966
Oh, god, they're coming
this way. Come on, let's hide.
569
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:55,401
Correction -- we're definitely
back in high school.
570
00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:58,203
* don't give yourself away *
571
00:25:58,271 --> 00:26:00,839
* surrender *
572
00:26:00,906 --> 00:26:02,507
[ cheers and applause ]
573
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,786
Just, uh,
grab that flower pot.
574
00:26:13,853 --> 00:26:15,488
Looks like we're gonna have to
break a window.
575
00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:19,760
Ah!
576
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:20,461
Ah!
577
00:26:20,528 --> 00:26:23,597
[ jamie shouts ]
578
00:26:23,664 --> 00:26:25,131
I'm hit! I'm hit!
579
00:26:30,235 --> 00:26:32,213
Hold up! Hold up!
Hold up! Hold up!
580
00:26:32,213 --> 00:26:33,746
Jamie, wait!
581
00:26:33,814 --> 00:26:34,680
It's us!
582
00:26:36,015 --> 00:26:38,116
Oh. Hey, guys.
583
00:26:40,036 --> 00:26:41,603
Are you gonna
tell my parents?
584
00:26:41,671 --> 00:26:44,305
What, that we were
stupid enough to fall
for your little prank?
585
00:26:44,373 --> 00:26:46,207
Not if you don't.
586
00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:47,308
Okay, deal.
587
00:26:47,376 --> 00:26:48,976
But I need your help.
588
00:26:54,048 --> 00:26:56,517
[ chuckles ] my locker
was down there.
589
00:26:56,585 --> 00:26:57,818
Mine was over here.
590
00:26:57,886 --> 00:27:00,286
Do your remember
how lucas pimped it out
591
00:27:00,354 --> 00:27:02,221
The first day
of senior year?
592
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:05,024
I wonder if the combination
still works.
593
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:06,858
Brooke davis.
594
00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:09,194
What?
595
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,095
[ gasps ]
596
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,431
Shut up!
That's so bad!
597
00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,065
Oh.
598
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:18,701
Looks like
she really loves him.
599
00:27:18,769 --> 00:27:20,736
Do you ever think things
were simpler then?
600
00:27:20,804 --> 00:27:21,971
What,
the love triangle
601
00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:23,372
Between you,
lucas, and peyton?
602
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,474
No. No.
603
00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,342
Yeah.
604
00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:30,546
I guess
love's never simple.
605
00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:31,914
All right.
606
00:27:31,982 --> 00:27:34,383
What actually happened
with you and julian?
607
00:27:34,451 --> 00:27:37,052
Because I do not understand
why you're not together.
608
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,853
He's here with alex.
609
00:27:38,921 --> 00:27:41,188
So are you.
The boy version.
610
00:27:41,255 --> 00:27:43,222
That's different.
611
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:45,790
He made it clear that
she's his priority right now,
612
00:27:45,858 --> 00:27:48,325
And I think
he has feelings for her.
613
00:27:48,393 --> 00:27:50,326
Whether or not
he admits that,
614
00:27:50,394 --> 00:27:52,728
I can't be the girl
who's with the guy
615
00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,629
Who's in love
with someone else.
616
00:27:54,697 --> 00:27:56,431
Not again.
617
00:27:56,499 --> 00:27:58,632
Kylie:
Tell me about it.
618
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:01,168
Hey, is there someplace
around here a girl can lie down?
619
00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:04,972
Oh, this -- this'll do.
620
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,243
* ...The avenue,
I never thought I'd meet... *
621
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,178
Are you okay?
622
00:28:09,246 --> 00:28:10,381
Yeah.
623
00:28:10,483 --> 00:28:13,285
I...[sighs]
just need a little break.
624
00:28:13,352 --> 00:28:14,419
* ...Like you *
625
00:28:14,487 --> 00:28:16,554
Who is she?
I don't know.
626
00:28:16,622 --> 00:28:18,790
* with auburn hair
and tawny eyes *
627
00:28:18,857 --> 00:28:21,091
Okay, just, um...
628
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:23,660
* hypnotize me through *
629
00:28:23,728 --> 00:28:26,396
You...Take care.
630
00:28:26,463 --> 00:28:28,698
[ groans ]
631
00:28:28,765 --> 00:28:31,033
* and I ran... *
632
00:28:31,101 --> 00:28:33,402
Ow!
633
00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:36,438
Ow! Wait!
634
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,006
Ow. [ sighs ]
635
00:28:38,074 --> 00:28:41,909
* I ran all night and day *
636
00:28:41,977 --> 00:28:44,511
[ australian accent ] g'day,
mate. What can I get you?
637
00:28:44,579 --> 00:28:46,013
No, let me guess --
foster's?
638
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,080
[ chuckles ]
639
00:28:47,148 --> 00:28:49,415
Yeah, uh...
640
00:28:49,483 --> 00:28:52,785
Hey, uh, I guess it's weird for
you that I'm here with brooke.
641
00:28:52,852 --> 00:28:55,053
But, you know,
just for the record,
642
00:28:55,121 --> 00:28:56,620
I'm actually a nice guy.
643
00:28:56,688 --> 00:28:57,788
Okay, nice guy.
644
00:28:57,856 --> 00:28:59,790
Well,
also for the record --
645
00:28:59,858 --> 00:29:01,759
If you ever hurt her,
646
00:29:01,826 --> 00:29:04,561
I will hunt you down
across the outback.
647
00:29:04,629 --> 00:29:07,363
And I'm not talking about
the steakhouse.
648
00:29:07,431 --> 00:29:09,598
Although, I will hunt you down
there, as well.
649
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,667
Fair enough.
650
00:29:12,734 --> 00:29:14,468
* aurora borealis comes in... *
651
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:18,738
Well, uh,
thanks for the beer, mate.
652
00:29:20,741 --> 00:29:24,375
I wouldn't last five minutes
in the outback.
653
00:29:24,443 --> 00:29:27,881
* I ran so far away *
654
00:29:27,948 --> 00:29:30,250
* I just ran *
655
00:29:30,317 --> 00:29:34,386
* I ran all night and day *
656
00:29:34,454 --> 00:29:36,021
* I couldn't get away *
657
00:29:37,156 --> 00:29:39,924
Kylie:
Hey, can you help?
658
00:29:39,991 --> 00:29:43,126
My hair's stuck
in the bloody door.
659
00:29:43,194 --> 00:29:45,795
[ chuckles ]
how did that happen?
660
00:29:45,863 --> 00:29:48,331
Actually,
I don't want to know.
661
00:29:48,398 --> 00:29:49,698
Never mind.
I'll go find someone.
662
00:29:49,766 --> 00:29:51,433
No, don't go.
663
00:29:54,303 --> 00:29:58,005
I'm sorry
I was such a bitch before.
664
00:29:59,607 --> 00:30:01,374
It's okay.
665
00:30:04,044 --> 00:30:06,410
No.
666
00:30:06,478 --> 00:30:08,312
It's not.
[ sighs ]
667
00:30:10,882 --> 00:30:13,350
It -- it's just...
668
00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:15,418
[ sighs ]
669
00:30:15,486 --> 00:30:18,687
Clay told me
that he didn't believe in love.
670
00:30:18,755 --> 00:30:22,957
And then
you come along,
671
00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:25,292
And I realized
what he really meant
672
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,663
Was that he didn't believe
in love with someone like me.
673
00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:31,498
Kylie, there's more to it
than that.
674
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:33,567
No.
675
00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:36,235
Guys see me as a body,
676
00:30:36,303 --> 00:30:39,037
Someone to shag.
677
00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:40,940
I'm lucky
if they even buy me breakfast.
678
00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:43,842
* I just ran *
679
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,277
Here.
680
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,079
[ grunts ]
681
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,113
Cut it.
682
00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:49,814
What? No way.
683
00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:52,016
Ugh. It's just hair.
It's gonna grow back.
684
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,250
No. You're drunk.
685
00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:55,452
And why do you have scissors
in your purse?
686
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,521
I was gonna
slash your tires.
687
00:30:58,589 --> 00:31:00,456
Oh.
688
00:31:00,524 --> 00:31:02,524
Just cut my hair,
you bitch.
689
00:31:02,592 --> 00:31:05,827
Plus, it will still smell like
strawberries, anyway.
690
00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:18,037
Nathan: I can't believe it.
You were right.
691
00:31:18,105 --> 00:31:19,739
Imagine that.
692
00:31:19,806 --> 00:31:22,174
It might be nice if you
gave me the benefit
every now and then
693
00:31:22,242 --> 00:31:24,276
Instead of just the doubt.
694
00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:26,044
You're right, man.
695
00:31:26,112 --> 00:31:27,745
I was -- I was out of line
back there.
696
00:31:27,813 --> 00:31:29,914
I'm sorry.
697
00:31:32,784 --> 00:31:35,619
Nate, there's something
that I've never told you.
698
00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:38,956
And I don't know why
I've never told you,
but I just didn't.
699
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,925
I used to be married...
700
00:31:41,993 --> 00:31:43,794
Before you and I met.
701
00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,462
Her name was sara.
702
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:46,797
[ scoffs ]
703
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:48,432
Right.
704
00:31:48,499 --> 00:31:51,969
She leave you after
you started sleeping
with all those women?
705
00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:54,705
No. Actually, she died.
706
00:31:57,442 --> 00:31:59,143
[ greg laswell's "girls just
want to have fun" plays ]
707
00:32:02,613 --> 00:32:06,081
Geez, clay. I...
708
00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:07,315
[ sighs ]
709
00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:08,616
I'm sorry, man.
710
00:32:08,683 --> 00:32:10,584
I thought --
I thought you were joking.
711
00:32:12,753 --> 00:32:15,286
Why didn't
you ever tell me this?
712
00:32:15,353 --> 00:32:18,188
I was your agent.
713
00:32:18,256 --> 00:32:20,389
And then
you became my friend.
714
00:32:20,456 --> 00:32:23,490
Look, I know that I should have
told you a long time ago,
715
00:32:23,558 --> 00:32:26,158
But I'm telling you now
716
00:32:26,225 --> 00:32:29,192
Because I get
how hard it is for you...
717
00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:31,661
Being away from haley
so much.
718
00:32:31,729 --> 00:32:33,562
[ vehicle approaches ]
719
00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:37,866
* ...They wanna have fun *
720
00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:39,968
Whoa, slow, slow, slow!
721
00:32:40,035 --> 00:32:41,369
No, whoa, whoa!
722
00:32:41,436 --> 00:32:44,637
Aah! Don't hurt me!
723
00:32:44,705 --> 00:32:46,305
Ma'am, no, no.
We're not gonna hurt you.
724
00:32:46,373 --> 00:32:47,640
It's just
my friend here --
725
00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:49,642
You see, he's been wandering
through the woods
726
00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:50,943
For the entire day,
727
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:52,744
And all he wants to do
is get back to tree hill
728
00:32:52,812 --> 00:32:55,713
So he can spend the next
few hours home with his wife
729
00:32:55,781 --> 00:32:58,149
To celebrate her birthday.
730
00:32:58,216 --> 00:33:00,517
You're nathan scott.
731
00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:03,853
You're a basketball fan,
huh?
732
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,456
Well, I do live
in north carolina, honey.
733
00:33:07,523 --> 00:33:09,958
I can take you
back to tree hill.
734
00:33:10,025 --> 00:33:12,493
But I only have room
for one.
735
00:33:14,396 --> 00:33:16,930
Tell haley I said
happy birthday.
736
00:33:16,998 --> 00:33:19,165
There's no way
I'm leaving you out here.
No, it's okay.
737
00:33:19,233 --> 00:33:20,967
I'll catch the next ride.
738
00:33:21,035 --> 00:33:22,835
Clay, come on.
Nate.
739
00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:25,004
Go be home
with your wife.
740
00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:28,740
Go.
741
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,879
Thanks.
742
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:36,947
* that's all they really want *
743
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,315
[ sighs ]
744
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:02,955
Please tell me
you didn't kill that nice lady
745
00:34:03,022 --> 00:34:05,993
And dump her body because
there's no way I can spin that.
746
00:34:06,061 --> 00:34:07,295
No,
I just bought her car.
747
00:34:08,664 --> 00:34:10,297
Get in.
Let's go home.
748
00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:12,999
Nice.
749
00:34:13,067 --> 00:34:15,268
[ revs engine ]
750
00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:33,615
* every time I think of you *
751
00:34:33,683 --> 00:34:36,184
* I feel a shock right through
with a bolt of blue *
752
00:34:36,252 --> 00:34:38,753
It's funny.
753
00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:42,022
I always had a thing
for the guys in shop class.
754
00:34:42,090 --> 00:34:44,291
What happened
to your date?
755
00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:46,993
Come on.
We're just friends.
756
00:34:47,061 --> 00:34:49,295
Ah, the irony is palpable.
757
00:34:53,032 --> 00:34:58,169
You know I wasn't trying
to make you jealous, right?
758
00:34:58,236 --> 00:35:00,104
You said
you weren't coming,
759
00:35:00,171 --> 00:35:02,739
So...
760
00:35:02,807 --> 00:35:04,641
Why did you?
761
00:35:06,243 --> 00:35:10,345
It was a misguided attempt
to find some clarity
762
00:35:10,413 --> 00:35:14,181
On the night before the biggest
day of my professional life.
763
00:35:14,249 --> 00:35:16,483
But going back
to high school
764
00:35:16,551 --> 00:35:18,918
Just makes me
feel like a geek.
765
00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:21,320
Not exactly
a confidence booster.
766
00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:27,359
Well, I've seen
my share of '80s movies,
767
00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:29,461
And if I've learned
anything
768
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,863
Is that nothing
boosts the geek's confidence
769
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,564
Like a kiss
from the cheerleader.
770
00:35:47,008 --> 00:35:49,810
I'll see you
at work tomorrow.
771
00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:52,678
You're gonna do great.
772
00:36:00,919 --> 00:36:02,252
Hey, brooke?
773
00:36:06,189 --> 00:36:08,824
This isn't gonna be easy,
is it?
774
00:36:08,892 --> 00:36:11,426
You and I being friends.
775
00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:15,930
No. [ chuckles ]
776
00:36:15,997 --> 00:36:17,664
[ voice breaking ]
but it's better
777
00:36:17,732 --> 00:36:19,532
Than not being in each other's
lives at all.
778
00:36:21,468 --> 00:36:24,736
[ intro to cheap trick's "smile"
plays ]
779
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:40,717
* my darling little ones,
can you hear me? *
780
00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:46,487
* I'll know in my heart
when you need me *
781
00:36:46,555 --> 00:36:54,961
* I'll always be there
when you want me to-o-o-o *
782
00:36:58,065 --> 00:37:01,300
* take a look around the world *
783
00:37:01,368 --> 00:37:03,101
* it's a wonder *
784
00:37:03,169 --> 00:37:04,336
Hey, there.
785
00:37:04,403 --> 00:37:07,905
I'm alexander.
786
00:37:07,973 --> 00:37:09,841
You have any idea
where our dates are?
787
00:37:09,909 --> 00:37:11,442
Hopefully
somewhere together.
788
00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:13,244
That doesn't bother you?
789
00:37:13,311 --> 00:37:15,412
[ chuckles ]
790
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,881
Some advice,
from one alex to another --
791
00:37:17,948 --> 00:37:20,182
Don't fall in love
with brooke davis.
792
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:21,917
Those two
are gonna end up together,
793
00:37:21,985 --> 00:37:23,385
Even if
they don't know it yet.
794
00:37:23,453 --> 00:37:25,086
Yeah, okay.
795
00:37:25,154 --> 00:37:27,021
Um, well,
how do you know, then?
796
00:37:27,089 --> 00:37:29,390
Brooke
still loves julian.
797
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,425
And I know because...
798
00:37:31,493 --> 00:37:33,326
So do I.
799
00:37:33,394 --> 00:37:37,596
* well, you know how it feels *
800
00:37:37,664 --> 00:37:40,465
* well, it seems like a dream *
801
00:37:40,533 --> 00:37:46,069
* and I just can't believe
it's real *
802
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,373
* imagine you a*
803
00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:54,309
Well,
whose car is this?
804
00:37:54,376 --> 00:37:56,310
It's yours.
805
00:37:59,013 --> 00:38:01,214
Happy birthday, hales.
806
00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:07,036
* I'll always be there
if you want me to-o-o-o-o *
807
00:38:07,103 --> 00:38:07,937
Oh!
[ squeals ]
808
00:38:12,809 --> 00:38:14,342
* when I look into your... *
809
00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:16,544
It's not that bad.
810
00:38:16,612 --> 00:38:18,012
Bollocks.
It looks bloody awful.
811
00:38:18,081 --> 00:38:19,215
[ chuckles ]
812
00:38:19,283 --> 00:38:21,952
But you have been
a trooper.
813
00:38:22,019 --> 00:38:23,720
So we can go
and have a shag.
814
00:38:26,491 --> 00:38:29,893
I can't believe I'm actually
gonna say this, but, um...
815
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,027
I can't.
816
00:38:31,095 --> 00:38:32,695
I mean, I can, but...
817
00:38:32,763 --> 00:38:34,230
We can't.
818
00:38:34,298 --> 00:38:35,932
Right.
819
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,068
So your flat or mine?
820
00:38:39,136 --> 00:38:40,703
No, I'm serious.
821
00:38:40,771 --> 00:38:43,538
It's not that I don't want to.
Believe me, I do.
822
00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:45,137
It's just...
823
00:38:45,205 --> 00:38:48,805
[ sighs ] my ex-girlfriend,
who is also my roommate.
824
00:38:48,873 --> 00:38:50,139
It's messy.
825
00:38:52,109 --> 00:38:53,842
But we could
go get some pancakes,
826
00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:55,577
Maybe soak up
some of that alcohol.
827
00:38:55,645 --> 00:38:58,212
Your profile was right.
828
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,381
You are a nice guy.
829
00:39:00,449 --> 00:39:03,584
It's good to know
there's still a few out there.
830
00:39:03,651 --> 00:39:06,186
* don't be afraid *
831
00:39:06,253 --> 00:39:07,854
Thank you.
832
00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:12,057
Hey!
833
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:13,892
[ laughs ]
834
00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,560
Are you ready to move on?
835
00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:19,196
Yeah.
836
00:39:19,264 --> 00:39:22,532
* everything will be all right *
837
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,904
* when I see you smile,
my love *
838
00:39:27,971 --> 00:39:33,876
* I just can't hide my love *
839
00:39:33,943 --> 00:39:35,911
* when you call out my name *
840
00:39:35,978 --> 00:39:37,277
Mmm.
841
00:39:37,345 --> 00:39:38,512
I'm sorry
I missed your dance.
842
00:39:38,579 --> 00:39:39,813
It's okay.
843
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,214
Is this where
you went to school, huh?
844
00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:43,082
Yeah.
845
00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:45,250
Show me around?
Okay.
846
00:39:45,318 --> 00:39:49,120
* I just can't believe
it's real *
847
00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:57,361
* imagine you and me
now and ever *
848
00:39:57,428 --> 00:39:58,629
[ chuckles ]
849
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:00,263
[ gasps ]
850
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:03,166
Well, I guess junk and fergie
actually did a good job.
851
00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:05,935
Maybe we should bump them up
on the babysitting list.
852
00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:07,269
Let's get him to bed.
853
00:40:07,337 --> 00:40:11,239
* if you want me to *
854
00:40:13,509 --> 00:40:15,744
[ strains ]
855
00:40:15,812 --> 00:40:17,412
* when I look into your eyes *
856
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,614
Happy birthday, mama.
857
00:40:19,682 --> 00:40:21,782
Thank you, baby.
858
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:26,987
* a wonderful spell
that I'm under *
859
00:40:27,054 --> 00:40:29,889
* we're not just a dream *
860
00:40:29,957 --> 00:40:35,794
* meant for me and you *
861
00:40:35,861 --> 00:40:42,532
* when I see you smile,
my love *
862
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,801
What are you
gonna wish for?
863
00:40:44,868 --> 00:40:48,470
I already have
everything I ever wanted.
864
00:40:48,538 --> 00:40:51,406
* when you call out my name *
865
00:40:51,474 --> 00:40:54,342
* well, you know how it feels *
866
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:57,478
* well, it seems like a dream *
867
00:40:57,545 --> 00:40:59,079
* and I just can't believe *
868
00:40:59,147 --> 00:41:00,947
So I just want to say
how grateful I am
869
00:41:01,015 --> 00:41:03,149
That you're all
taking this ride with me.
870
00:41:03,217 --> 00:41:06,218
So, let's make
someone's favorite movie.
871
00:41:06,286 --> 00:41:08,519
* take a look around the world *
872
00:41:08,587 --> 00:41:12,122
* it's a wonder *
873
00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:13,323
Okay, places, everyone.
874
00:41:15,259 --> 00:41:16,426
Man: Picture's up.
875
00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:20,664
Roll camera.
876
00:41:20,732 --> 00:41:22,432
We're rolling.
877
00:41:23,801 --> 00:41:25,335
Spinning.
878
00:41:27,104 --> 00:41:28,304
Scene 34, take one.
879
00:41:28,372 --> 00:41:30,506
[ slate snaps ]
880
00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:38,179
And action!
881
00:41:38,179 --> 00:41:39,179
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00:41:40,305 --> 00:41:46,288
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