1 00:00:06,645 --> 00:00:08,528 [Fire whistle blows] 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,802 [Baby crying] 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:23,074 4 00:00:35,156 --> 00:00:39,859 [Crying continues] 5 00:00:39,961 --> 00:00:44,364 Preacher: Something is coming. 6 00:00:44,466 --> 00:00:45,765 War! 7 00:00:45,867 --> 00:00:47,867 - Oh, yes. - Right and wrong, 8 00:00:47,969 --> 00:00:50,734 the light and the darkness are at it again. 9 00:00:50,883 --> 00:00:52,119 [Indistinct shouting] 10 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,573 But we are not afraid. 11 00:00:53,675 --> 00:00:55,074 No. No. No. No. 12 00:00:55,176 --> 00:00:57,977 We know that the deliverance will come. 13 00:00:58,046 --> 00:00:59,053 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 14 00:00:59,054 --> 00:01:00,780 A prophet! 15 00:01:00,882 --> 00:01:02,548 This is written. 16 00:01:02,651 --> 00:01:05,018 This is promised. 17 00:01:06,054 --> 00:01:08,855 The Book of Revelation 19:11 says, 18 00:01:08,957 --> 00:01:12,125 "And there before me was a white horse 19 00:01:12,193 --> 00:01:15,528 whose rider is called Faithful and True." 20 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:16,930 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 21 00:01:17,032 --> 00:01:19,565 "He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, 22 00:01:19,668 --> 00:01:23,303 and his name is the word of God!" 23 00:01:23,405 --> 00:01:25,271 [Whooshing] 24 00:01:25,373 --> 00:01:26,739 [Screams] 25 00:01:26,841 --> 00:01:29,676 [Spectators murmuring] 26 00:01:34,049 --> 00:01:36,522 ? ? 27 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:43,256 [Cheering] 28 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:53,989 [Distorted] Be... 29 00:01:54,412 --> 00:01:57,403 quiet! 30 00:01:57,505 --> 00:02:00,540 [Cheering stops] 31 00:02:06,081 --> 00:02:10,350 I... am the prophet. 32 00:02:10,452 --> 00:02:14,921 I am the chosen one. 33 00:02:15,023 --> 00:02:21,661 [Screaming] 34 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:26,065 ? ? 35 00:02:29,471 --> 00:02:32,338 [Whooshing] 36 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,506 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com - 37 00:02:41,049 --> 00:02:41,912 Jesse: Daddy. 38 00:02:41,988 --> 00:02:44,406 Man: Jesse. Do you promise me? 39 00:02:44,508 --> 00:02:46,575 You promise? 40 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:48,944 I promise, Daddy. 41 00:02:53,317 --> 00:02:55,350 [Groans] 42 00:02:58,822 --> 00:03:02,357 ? It was the time of the preacher ? 43 00:03:03,994 --> 00:03:08,196 ? When the story began ? 44 00:03:09,767 --> 00:03:13,035 ? Of the choice of a lady ? 45 00:03:15,606 --> 00:03:19,374 ? And the love of a man ? 46 00:03:21,345 --> 00:03:25,580 ? How he loved her so dearly ? 47 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:30,585 ? He went out of his mind ? 48 00:03:31,956 --> 00:03:35,016 ? When she left him for someone ? 49 00:03:37,561 --> 00:03:40,996 ? She'd left behind ? 50 00:03:42,366 --> 00:03:46,001 ? He cried like a baby ? 51 00:03:47,805 --> 00:03:53,608 ? He screamed like a panther in the middle of the night ? 52 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:59,414 ? And he saddled his pony ? 53 00:04:01,986 --> 00:04:05,420 ? And went for a ride ? 54 00:04:06,991 --> 00:04:10,425 ? It was the time of the preacher ? 55 00:04:12,596 --> 00:04:15,430 ? In the year of '01 ? 56 00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:21,436 ? Now the preachin' is over ? 57 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,842 ? And the lesson's begun ? 58 00:04:26,944 --> 00:04:30,946 ? ? 59 00:04:32,182 --> 00:04:34,616 Jesse: "This is it. 60 00:04:34,718 --> 00:04:36,151 This is the best I can do." 61 00:04:37,621 --> 00:04:41,089 But for Coach Tom Landry... 62 00:04:41,191 --> 00:04:43,258 that wasn't good enough. 63 00:04:44,428 --> 00:04:45,927 [Clears throat] 64 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:49,931 He looked down at that player and he looked up, 65 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:54,336 into one other's eyes, and he frowned. 66 00:04:54,438 --> 00:04:55,670 He said... 67 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:59,274 "Get off... Get off your backside." 68 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:00,675 [Chuckles] 69 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,144 Stand up and run." 70 00:05:02,246 --> 00:05:04,479 And that player looked at him, and he did. 71 00:05:04,581 --> 00:05:05,939 [iPad beeping] 72 00:05:06,059 --> 00:05:08,817 And some of you might be askin' what the heck football has to do 73 00:05:08,919 --> 00:05:10,852 with the Parable of the Five Foolish Bridesmaids. 74 00:05:10,954 --> 00:05:13,555 Uh, St. Matthew reminds us 75 00:05:13,657 --> 00:05:15,991 that salvation won't come to those... 76 00:05:16,093 --> 00:05:17,359 [Sighs] 77 00:05:19,997 --> 00:05:22,064 to those... 78 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:26,668 St. Matthew reminds us that salvation won't come to those... 79 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:29,137 The answer is... [Clears throat] 80 00:05:29,239 --> 00:05:31,973 Uh, the ans... the answer is bein' humble. 81 00:05:32,076 --> 00:05:34,810 Um... 82 00:05:34,912 --> 00:05:37,512 So think about that. 83 00:05:39,149 --> 00:05:43,218 And whoever's messin' with the sign outside... 84 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,655 - [Organ plays] - you stop, please? 85 00:05:46,757 --> 00:05:51,693 [Chatter] 86 00:05:51,795 --> 00:05:54,396 [Organ continues] 87 00:05:54,498 --> 00:05:58,900 ? ? 88 00:06:10,047 --> 00:06:13,849 ? Out on the bayou ? 89 00:06:13,951 --> 00:06:18,019 ? Is where I'm gonna find you ? 90 00:06:18,122 --> 00:06:23,892 ? Tipping back your bottle till it's gone ? 91 00:06:23,994 --> 00:06:25,227 [Gunshot] 92 00:06:25,329 --> 00:06:28,230 I just Abe Lincoln-ed that squirrel! 93 00:06:28,332 --> 00:06:29,464 [Laughter] 94 00:06:29,566 --> 00:06:31,700 Pop to the back of the head! 95 00:06:31,802 --> 00:06:32,626 Betsy: Donnie! 96 00:06:32,627 --> 00:06:36,004 What's the matter with you, shooting a gun at church? 97 00:06:36,073 --> 00:06:37,993 Ted: I had to figure out a whole new TV schedule, 98 00:06:38,041 --> 00:06:39,641 you know, for supper. 99 00:06:39,743 --> 00:06:41,042 - [Clears throat] - You know, 'cause I like to eat, 100 00:06:41,145 --> 00:06:42,611 and, I mean, this is the time 101 00:06:42,713 --> 00:06:44,446 that she gave me for dinner, right? 102 00:06:44,548 --> 00:06:47,782 When I was growing up, 6:00 is dinnertime, 103 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,451 and she knows that. 104 00:06:49,553 --> 00:06:51,219 She knows. So... 105 00:06:51,321 --> 00:06:53,822 Why not just open your heart? 106 00:06:53,924 --> 00:06:55,390 Be honest with her. 107 00:06:55,492 --> 00:06:58,293 Tell your mom to call you back after you've eaten. 108 00:06:58,395 --> 00:06:59,928 I mean, what does it matter to her 109 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:01,897 what kind of cheese I have on my sandwich? 110 00:07:01,999 --> 00:07:04,566 - It's up to me what I like. - Yeah, I... 111 00:07:04,668 --> 00:07:07,602 - I make the choices... - I'm sorry to cut this short, Ted. 112 00:07:07,704 --> 00:07:09,204 I need a word with him. 113 00:07:10,941 --> 00:07:12,995 I like Swiss cheese. 114 00:07:16,213 --> 00:07:17,746 Read my mind, kid. 115 00:07:17,848 --> 00:07:19,781 Don't tell me you're here 116 00:07:19,883 --> 00:07:22,817 to bitch about the air-conditionin'. 117 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,920 Broken-down piece of junk. 118 00:07:25,022 --> 00:07:28,223 It's about my dad. 119 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:33,328 I don't like him. 120 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:35,830 Why don't you like him? 121 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,832 'Cause he's mean. 122 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:39,277 Not to me. 123 00:07:39,384 --> 00:07:45,340 I mean... he is, but you know, mostly... 124 00:07:45,442 --> 00:07:47,075 [Indistinct conversation] 125 00:07:48,478 --> 00:07:51,279 He's mean to your mom. 126 00:07:51,381 --> 00:07:54,149 So you want me to talk to someone? 127 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:55,458 Talkin' won't help. 128 00:07:55,591 --> 00:07:57,584 Well, you're hangin' there like a shirt on a hook, 129 00:07:57,691 --> 00:07:59,721 so you got somethin' in mind. 130 00:07:59,823 --> 00:08:02,791 Words, kid. What do you want? 131 00:08:02,893 --> 00:08:05,493 I want you to hurt him. 132 00:08:07,564 --> 00:08:12,033 You know, it's a sin just to ask me that. 133 00:08:12,135 --> 00:08:15,136 I know, but he sins, too. 134 00:08:15,239 --> 00:08:16,759 He sins worse, and he's got it comin'. 135 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,139 [Laughs] 136 00:08:18,242 --> 00:08:19,908 Well, in that case... 137 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:21,309 Don't laugh. 138 00:08:23,347 --> 00:08:26,348 People said before you came back here... 139 00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:29,684 before you were a preacher... 140 00:08:29,786 --> 00:08:31,519 you did things. 141 00:08:31,622 --> 00:08:35,390 ? ? 142 00:08:37,127 --> 00:08:38,337 So, bring me a beer 143 00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:41,563 and maybe I'll do some of those things to your daddy. 144 00:08:41,665 --> 00:08:43,465 ? ? 145 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,702 How hurt you want him? 146 00:08:50,107 --> 00:08:52,140 How far do I go? 147 00:08:53,477 --> 00:08:55,176 One punch? 148 00:08:55,279 --> 00:08:57,012 Two? 149 00:08:58,048 --> 00:09:00,715 Problem is, your daddy's a big fella. 150 00:09:00,817 --> 00:09:04,185 Imagine a couple punches just gonna make him mad. 151 00:09:04,288 --> 00:09:06,554 He's gonna fight back. 152 00:09:06,657 --> 00:09:11,192 Then his buddies are gonna want to help out. 153 00:09:11,295 --> 00:09:14,396 I'll need to defend myself. 154 00:09:14,498 --> 00:09:16,798 Things will escalate. That's what these things do. 155 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,034 They escalate. 156 00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:23,104 And violence... makes violence. 157 00:09:23,206 --> 00:09:27,175 It makes nothing much at all. 158 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:35,250 Is that what you want, kid? 159 00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:43,925 Doesn't mean I can't still, [Clears throat] you know... 160 00:09:44,027 --> 00:09:46,328 help out with your daddy. 161 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:48,096 Help how? 162 00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:50,565 I don't know. 163 00:09:52,736 --> 00:09:55,470 We'll figure somethin' out. 164 00:09:55,572 --> 00:09:58,640 "A man's heart plans his way... 165 00:09:58,742 --> 00:10:01,843 but the Lord directs his steps." 166 00:10:01,945 --> 00:10:03,244 Right. 167 00:10:03,347 --> 00:10:06,581 Pray for me, Preacher. 168 00:10:10,954 --> 00:10:13,588 Anyone were listenin', I would. 169 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,592 Believe me. 170 00:10:19,363 --> 00:10:21,863 I'd pray. 171 00:10:21,965 --> 00:10:24,065 ? ? 172 00:10:26,187 --> 00:10:29,023 Reporter: In local news, goodbye, Chief Red Savage, 173 00:10:29,164 --> 00:10:31,529 hello, Pedro the Prairie Dog! 174 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:35,298 Unveiling is tonight, so come on down to City Hall 175 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,410 and give Annville's adorable, politically correct new mascot 176 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,479 a big ol' West Texas hello. 177 00:10:40,581 --> 00:10:45,951 [John Philip Sousa's "The Liberty Bell" plays] 178 00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:49,354 [Indistinct shouting] 179 00:10:49,456 --> 00:10:50,922 You got punched! The board voted! 180 00:10:51,024 --> 00:10:52,784 The prairie dog is the new mascot, all right? 181 00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:54,993 - Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo! - Miles got punched by a girl! 182 00:10:55,062 --> 00:10:56,194 You punched me! 183 00:10:56,296 --> 00:11:00,165 You punched me! 184 00:11:15,082 --> 00:11:17,215 - Can't do it. - [Grunts] 185 00:11:17,317 --> 00:11:18,483 I told them. 186 00:11:18,585 --> 00:11:21,119 You cannot just expunge 187 00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:22,854 a beloved cultural figure like that 188 00:11:22,956 --> 00:11:25,457 and not expect it to go over like shit on cold biscuit. 189 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,792 I imagine there's worse things that could happen. 190 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,027 Hmm. 191 00:11:29,129 --> 00:11:30,186 Considerin' I just read 192 00:11:30,187 --> 00:11:33,131 the Japanese let a fellow marry his own pillow, 193 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,799 I tend to agree with you. 194 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,969 - Much worse is on its way. - Pillows? 195 00:11:38,071 --> 00:11:40,071 That's a slippery slope. 196 00:11:40,173 --> 00:11:41,373 Indeed it is. 197 00:11:41,475 --> 00:11:42,941 Indeed. 198 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:52,817 Eugene told me that h-he left you some messages? 199 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,252 Yep. 200 00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:55,987 Yep, I owe him a call. 201 00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:59,024 Look, I don't... I don't give a damn one way or the other. 202 00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:00,825 He was askin' about you, 203 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:04,362 so I was wonderin' if you could find the time to swing by? 204 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,499 Tomorrow night? 205 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,868 - That work? - Tomorrow. 206 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,604 [Indistinct shouting] 207 00:12:12,706 --> 00:12:14,773 Man: Get him! You got him, Donnie? 208 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,608 [Laughter] Hold him down! 209 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,743 Sheriff? 210 00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,713 I can't say how... 211 00:12:21,815 --> 00:12:24,883 but I heard Donnie there... 212 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,752 might be layin' hands on his wife. 213 00:12:27,854 --> 00:12:30,188 I figured you might want to talk to her. 214 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:32,257 I'll listen to a formal complaint 215 00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:34,225 should the victim come forward. 216 00:12:34,328 --> 00:12:36,394 Well, that's unlikely, ain't it? 217 00:12:36,496 --> 00:12:38,063 These kinds of situations? 218 00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:39,598 She's probably scared to. 219 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,267 I will listen to a formal complaint. 220 00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:45,470 'Course. 221 00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:47,272 You don't want to lose the wife-beatin', 222 00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:49,808 squirrel-murderin' redneck vote. 223 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:53,178 I imagine that's a key demographic for you. 224 00:12:57,718 --> 00:12:58,935 You know, Preacher, 225 00:12:58,937 --> 00:13:02,487 when I heard that you was comin' back here to your daddy's... 226 00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:06,625 I must confess to a portion of unease on it. 227 00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:10,895 But you've been real quiet, haven't you? 228 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:15,567 I mean, some folks say too quiet, but not me. 229 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,102 No siree bob. 230 00:13:17,204 --> 00:13:19,938 I say let's just let that continue. 231 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:23,875 Now, you drive careful. 232 00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:30,181 [Engine starts] 233 00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:31,683 [Indistinct shouting] 234 00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:36,054 ? ? 235 00:13:45,298 --> 00:13:46,831 [Chatter] 236 00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:48,466 [Irish accent] Right. 237 00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:49,934 So, Tijuana. 238 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,437 Any sod-eyed muppet with a bloody backpack 239 00:13:52,539 --> 00:13:54,305 and a pair of frickin' Birkenstocks 240 00:13:54,408 --> 00:13:56,508 is gonna go on about that donkey show, man. 241 00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:57,776 Listen, listen, boys. 242 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,144 No, no, no. 243 00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:01,146 The place I'm gonna take you gentlemen... 244 00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:04,649 listen to me now... it's downright naughty. 245 00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:06,951 Whoo! We know what you're talkin' about. 246 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,987 No, you don't, Dave. You don't know what I'm talkin' about. 247 00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:10,488 Is it Dave? Look, Dave. Listen to me now. 248 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:11,790 To know what I'm talkin' about, 249 00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,358 you've had to have the kind of night 250 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,859 that lands you in the hospital tryin' to figure out 251 00:14:14,961 --> 00:14:16,428 what the Spanish word is for "ass hamster," 252 00:14:16,496 --> 00:14:17,662 for goodness' sake. 253 00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:18,963 - [Laughter] - I'm serious. 254 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,706 Where's the bath? Is it down there, is it? 255 00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:21,753 Through the door. 256 00:14:21,754 --> 00:14:23,660 Time to make a manky, gentlemen. 257 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,237 Listen... hamster del culo. 258 00:14:26,339 --> 00:14:28,807 Write it down. I'm serious. 259 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,309 - He's serious. - [Laughter] 260 00:14:31,411 --> 00:14:32,811 [Sighs] 261 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,681 ? ? 262 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,492 [Laughter] 263 00:14:57,304 --> 00:15:01,940 [Laughter] 264 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,293 [Chatter] 265 00:15:22,395 --> 00:15:24,863 I'd steer clear of the head a day or three there, gents. 266 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,866 I just lost an argument with some kobe sliders. 267 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,267 Where's that giggle gun? 268 00:15:29,369 --> 00:15:30,735 I'm starting to feel me toes again here. 269 00:15:30,837 --> 00:15:31,970 Come on, then. 270 00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:34,405 [Laughter] 271 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,577 Isn't that funny there? 272 00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:44,482 I really thought that T.J. was south of Vegas. 273 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,453 So, I might be wonderin' 274 00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:50,488 why we're headin' toward the sun there, boy. 275 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:55,026 ? ? 276 00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:57,962 Yeah, but what do I know? 277 00:15:58,064 --> 00:16:00,465 I'm just another shit-faced Irishman, am I not? 278 00:16:00,963 --> 00:16:03,334 Am I not just that? [Laughs] 279 00:16:03,436 --> 00:16:05,118 [Laughter continues] 280 00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:08,406 [Donnie Demers and Kenny Werner's "We Could Have Had It All" plays] 281 00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:10,809 Aah! 282 00:16:10,911 --> 00:16:13,144 ? ? 283 00:16:13,246 --> 00:16:16,514 ? You and me, we could have had it all ? 284 00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:22,086 ? I guess I should have seen the writing on the wall ? 285 00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,790 ? You love the city life and partying till dawn ? 286 00:16:25,892 --> 00:16:28,526 - [Grunts] - Oh, no, no. 287 00:16:28,628 --> 00:16:32,030 ? You said that dinner and a movie made you yawn ? 288 00:16:32,132 --> 00:16:34,199 Aah! Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 289 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:35,834 ? First I let it go ? 290 00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:39,304 ? Just thinking you and me'd be fine ? 291 00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:44,509 ? Then I lost the smile I had in my glass of wine ? 292 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:49,948 ? Wasn't all that long ago I was your cup of tea ? 293 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:55,119 ? Until you added sugar, and it didn't come from me ? 294 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,621 [Groans] 295 00:16:56,723 --> 00:17:00,358 ? ? 296 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,961 ? We could have had it all ? 297 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,730 How did you wankers find me, then? 298 00:17:05,832 --> 00:17:09,868 Go to hell, abomination. 299 00:17:11,838 --> 00:17:14,572 When will you idiots learn, huh? 300 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:16,341 Aah! 301 00:17:16,443 --> 00:17:18,009 [Snarling] 302 00:17:18,111 --> 00:17:20,245 [Grunts] 303 00:17:20,347 --> 00:17:23,414 ? ? 304 00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:26,918 Whoo! 305 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,920 [Alarm beeping] 306 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,092 Oh. 307 00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:37,595 [Alarm continues] 308 00:17:37,697 --> 00:17:39,764 [Grunts] 309 00:17:39,866 --> 00:17:43,434 [Groans] 310 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:48,706 Whew. 311 00:17:51,344 --> 00:17:53,177 Jesus Christ! 312 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:58,349 ? ? 313 00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:09,594 Whoo! 314 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,196 I mean, I'm not responsible for the fact 315 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,660 that it was a difficult birth. 316 00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:15,821 I mean, I just had to come out of that thing, you know? 317 00:18:15,869 --> 00:18:17,068 I-I... Like, it's the same old story. 318 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:18,403 It's always my fault, 319 00:18:18,505 --> 00:18:21,105 like I'm making her wear a colostomy bag. 320 00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:23,441 Oh, my God. I'm trying to eat here. 321 00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:24,909 Be honest with her, Ted. 322 00:18:25,011 --> 00:18:26,277 Open your heart, 323 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,899 tell her everything you're tellin' me. 324 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,480 Okay. I'll try that. 325 00:18:29,582 --> 00:18:31,416 But I will call you later. 326 00:18:31,518 --> 00:18:32,917 Okay. Great. 327 00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:35,453 So, I just seated two eight tops. 328 00:18:35,555 --> 00:18:37,055 I got eyes, Gary. 329 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,224 I'm just finishin' up. 330 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,793 Okay? 331 00:18:41,895 --> 00:18:44,963 Walter called in sick. Again. 332 00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:47,065 Maybe I should go check on him. 333 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,233 It's kind of your job, ain't it? 334 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,635 [Laughs] 335 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,603 Look at this church! 336 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:54,005 Look at this. 337 00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:56,674 A Starbucks in the lobby? 338 00:18:56,776 --> 00:19:02,180 Since when did people require Frappuccinos to come to church? 339 00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:03,916 How are our collection numbers? 340 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,305 You know, good. 341 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:07,585 - Same as last week. - Mm. 342 00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:09,087 Maybe a little less. 343 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:13,257 Mayor. Preacher. Emily. 344 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,259 Some meetin', huh? [Chuckles] 345 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:18,196 Yeah, next time, I'm gonna bring my brass knuckles. 346 00:19:18,298 --> 00:19:19,664 [Giggles] 347 00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:21,366 No, I'm... I'm... I'm jokin'. 348 00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:23,801 I don't... I don't... I don't have any. Yeah. 349 00:19:23,903 --> 00:19:26,604 But, no, I-I think that kind of discourse is healthy. 350 00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:28,306 You know, it gets everyone... 351 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,108 We're workin', Miles. 352 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,342 No, yeah. Good. 353 00:19:31,444 --> 00:19:32,677 Yeah. Get to it. 354 00:19:32,779 --> 00:19:34,112 I... Yeah. 355 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,981 That's... All right. 356 00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:41,519 Why are you like that to him? 357 00:19:41,621 --> 00:19:44,055 Three years since Kevin passed. 358 00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:47,225 No shame in makin' yourself available. 359 00:19:47,327 --> 00:19:50,061 [Chuckles] I'm completely available. 360 00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:52,697 Not completely like a... you know. 361 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:56,300 But... yeah, I'm available. 362 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,169 [Sighs] 363 00:20:00,006 --> 00:20:02,262 [Dramatic music plays] 364 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,791 [Man speaking native language] 365 00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:59,135 [Knock on door] 366 00:20:59,271 --> 00:21:02,696 - [Man snoring] - Hey, Walter, you in there? 367 00:21:02,765 --> 00:21:04,298 Walter! 368 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,074 [Sighs] 369 00:21:19,281 --> 00:21:23,417 Let's find you a shirt, Walter. 370 00:21:34,463 --> 00:21:38,098 [Woman singing indistinctly] 371 00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:46,707 [Singing continues] 372 00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:52,713 Thanks for the warnin', Walter. 373 00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:58,452 ? ? 374 00:22:00,122 --> 00:22:02,623 [Engine starts] 375 00:22:05,694 --> 00:22:11,398 ? I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee ? 376 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,601 ? Clouds in my coffee ? 377 00:22:14,703 --> 00:22:18,605 ? You walked into the party ? 378 00:22:18,707 --> 00:22:23,243 ? Like you were walking onto a yacht ? 379 00:22:23,345 --> 00:22:26,246 - ? Your hat strategically dipped ? - [Gunshot] 380 00:22:26,348 --> 00:22:27,648 ? Below one eye ? 381 00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:28,849 [Grunts] 382 00:22:28,951 --> 00:22:31,184 ? Your scarf, it was apricot ? 383 00:22:31,287 --> 00:22:32,920 [Groans] 384 00:22:33,022 --> 00:22:36,423 - [Gunshot] - ? You had one eye in the mirror ? 385 00:22:36,525 --> 00:22:41,428 ? As you watched yourself gavotte ? 386 00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,030 ? And all the girls dreamed ? 387 00:22:43,132 --> 00:22:45,632 ? That they'd be your partner ? 388 00:22:45,734 --> 00:22:48,635 ? They'd be your partner, and ? 389 00:22:48,737 --> 00:22:50,102 ? You're so vain ? 390 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,306 Give me that map! 391 00:22:52,408 --> 00:22:56,410 ? You probably think this song is about you ? 392 00:22:56,478 --> 00:22:57,718 - [Grunting] - ? You're so vain ? 393 00:22:57,746 --> 00:22:59,446 ? You're so vain ? 394 00:22:59,548 --> 00:23:02,683 ? I bet you think this song is about you ? 395 00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:03,884 ? Don't you ? 396 00:23:03,986 --> 00:23:06,320 ? Don't you ? 397 00:23:06,422 --> 00:23:10,457 ? You had me several years ago ? 398 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:14,161 ? When I was still quite naive ? 399 00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:19,132 ? Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair ? 400 00:23:19,234 --> 00:23:20,834 ? And that you would never leave ? 401 00:23:20,936 --> 00:23:22,169 Aah! 402 00:23:22,271 --> 00:23:23,904 Aah! 403 00:23:24,006 --> 00:23:28,875 ? But you gave away the things you loved ? 404 00:23:28,978 --> 00:23:32,079 ? And one of them was me ? 405 00:23:32,181 --> 00:23:36,883 ? I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee ? 406 00:23:36,986 --> 00:23:39,886 ? Clouds in my coffee, and ? 407 00:23:39,989 --> 00:23:43,323 ? You're so vain ? 408 00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:47,728 ? You probably think this song is about you ? 409 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:49,062 ? You're so vain ? 410 00:23:49,164 --> 00:23:50,664 Aah! 411 00:23:50,766 --> 00:23:53,700 ? I'll bet you think this song is about you ? 412 00:23:53,802 --> 00:23:56,103 - ? Don't you? Don't you? ? - Give me my map back. 413 00:23:56,205 --> 00:23:59,539 - [Chuckles] - ? Don't you? ? 414 00:23:59,641 --> 00:24:03,176 [Engine sputters] 415 00:24:03,278 --> 00:24:05,946 Boy: Awesome! 416 00:24:06,015 --> 00:24:07,914 So awesome! 417 00:24:08,017 --> 00:24:09,683 Hey, guys. 418 00:24:09,785 --> 00:24:14,688 Yeah, so, he was a really bad man. 419 00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:15,887 [Sighs] 420 00:24:16,031 --> 00:24:17,244 Your parents around? 421 00:24:17,366 --> 00:24:19,726 Our mom's dead and our dad's at work. 422 00:24:19,828 --> 00:24:22,462 But I'm 10. I'm in charge. 423 00:24:22,564 --> 00:24:24,798 - Hmm, I bet you are. - [Cellphone chimes] 424 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,100 ? ? 425 00:24:27,202 --> 00:24:29,636 You aren't allowed to just drive around 426 00:24:29,738 --> 00:24:32,472 wreckin' stuff and killing people, you know. 427 00:24:32,574 --> 00:24:34,474 You're in, like, really big trouble. 428 00:24:34,576 --> 00:24:38,378 Yeah... no, I know. 429 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,082 ? ? 430 00:24:42,184 --> 00:24:45,118 Who likes arts and crafts? 431 00:24:46,655 --> 00:24:48,221 Can you pass me the red tape, please? 432 00:24:48,323 --> 00:24:50,924 Sure can. 433 00:24:51,026 --> 00:24:53,226 Now, we want the joints extra tight. 434 00:24:53,328 --> 00:24:54,768 Otherwise, it won't compress enough. 435 00:24:55,564 --> 00:24:57,497 So, more bad guys are coming? 436 00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:58,765 Mm-hmm. 437 00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:01,001 Coming to kill you? 438 00:25:01,103 --> 00:25:04,004 Well, they're comin' to try. 439 00:25:04,106 --> 00:25:05,472 Whoo! 440 00:25:05,574 --> 00:25:08,742 Your daddy makes some heckified corn shine. 441 00:25:08,844 --> 00:25:10,444 Don't you want to call the police, then? 442 00:25:10,512 --> 00:25:13,480 Afraid the police won't be much help here. 443 00:25:13,582 --> 00:25:15,262 Well, what about your boyfriend or someone? 444 00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:16,750 Get him to come help. 445 00:25:16,852 --> 00:25:19,953 A girl doesn't always need some stupid guy helping her. 446 00:25:20,055 --> 00:25:21,688 That's right. 447 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:25,959 A woman needs to know how to be strong and stand on her own. 448 00:25:26,061 --> 00:25:29,663 [Cans rattle] 449 00:25:29,765 --> 00:25:32,099 Thanks for these, guys. 450 00:25:32,201 --> 00:25:34,534 Of course, boy or girl, 451 00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:38,171 if you're lucky enough to fall in love, 452 00:25:38,273 --> 00:25:40,474 you have to be even stronger. 453 00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:44,177 Fight like a lion to keep it alive. 454 00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:45,479 So that... 455 00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:49,116 So that on the day your love is... 456 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:50,984 weak enough or... 457 00:25:51,086 --> 00:25:56,289 selfish enough or frickin' stupid enough to run away, 458 00:25:56,391 --> 00:26:00,627 you have the strength to track him down... 459 00:26:00,729 --> 00:26:05,365 and eat him alive. 460 00:26:08,837 --> 00:26:10,470 [Growls] 461 00:26:10,572 --> 00:26:12,472 You're funny. 462 00:26:12,574 --> 00:26:13,840 I know. 463 00:26:13,942 --> 00:26:15,408 Anyway... 464 00:26:15,511 --> 00:26:17,344 this is how you make a bazooka. 465 00:26:17,446 --> 00:26:18,523 [Gasps] 466 00:26:18,524 --> 00:26:21,541 Now, who wants to play hide and go seek? 467 00:26:22,351 --> 00:26:25,085 Just like a tornado, okay? 468 00:26:25,187 --> 00:26:28,755 Don't come out till the noises stop. 469 00:26:28,857 --> 00:26:32,993 [Helicopter blades whirring] 470 00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:36,530 [Gunfire] 471 00:26:36,632 --> 00:26:42,636 [Explosions] 472 00:26:48,977 --> 00:26:52,279 Man: No! 473 00:26:52,381 --> 00:26:54,447 No, no, please! Stop! 474 00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:57,284 [Gunshots] 475 00:26:57,386 --> 00:27:01,388 [Explosions and gunfire stop] 476 00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:05,325 [Door creaks] 477 00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:14,534 Awesome! 478 00:27:14,636 --> 00:27:17,270 Woman: Hey, guys. Over here. 479 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:22,042 Sorry about all the, uh... 480 00:27:23,378 --> 00:27:26,079 But fun, huh? 481 00:27:27,149 --> 00:27:29,516 What's your name? 482 00:27:31,053 --> 00:27:34,054 Priscilla-Jean Henrietta O'Hare. 483 00:27:34,156 --> 00:27:37,557 But my friends all call me Tulip. 484 00:27:37,659 --> 00:27:39,292 [Engine starts] 485 00:27:39,394 --> 00:27:40,794 [Engine revs] 486 00:27:40,896 --> 00:27:45,298 ? ? 487 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,140 You promise me? 488 00:27:50,456 --> 00:27:52,139 You promise me? 489 00:27:52,276 --> 00:27:54,047 - Jesse: I promise, Dad. - [Gunshot] 490 00:27:54,149 --> 00:27:58,185 [Birds chirping, cow moos] 491 00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:09,937 [Johnny Cash's "The Beast in Me" plays] 492 00:28:11,467 --> 00:28:13,934 ? The beast in me ? 493 00:28:14,036 --> 00:28:16,937 [Cow moos] 494 00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:21,942 ? Is caged by frail and fragile bars ? 495 00:28:22,044 --> 00:28:25,145 [Birds squawking] 496 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:27,948 ? Restless by day ? 497 00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:34,930 ? And by night, rants and rages at the stars ? 498 00:28:37,059 --> 00:28:39,759 ? God help ? 499 00:28:39,862 --> 00:28:42,162 ? The beast in me ? 500 00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:45,492 [Grunting] 501 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,402 ? The beast in me ? 502 00:28:49,505 --> 00:28:50,670 Oh! 503 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,406 [Groaning] 504 00:28:53,509 --> 00:28:57,844 - ? Has had to learn to live with pain ? - Oh, hello! 505 00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:01,148 Why don't you come down here and give ol' Cassidy a kiss? 506 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,196 Come on, just a little closer. 507 00:29:03,299 --> 00:29:06,253 You're just a sight for sore eyes, you are. 508 00:29:06,355 --> 00:29:08,522 [Cow bellows] 509 00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:10,757 Jesse: Unfortunately, church finances 510 00:29:10,859 --> 00:29:12,526 bein' as they are these days, 511 00:29:12,628 --> 00:29:15,695 I've just been going around to parishioners and askin'. 512 00:29:15,764 --> 00:29:18,331 It'd be nice to get the air-conditionin' fixed. 513 00:29:18,433 --> 00:29:21,434 Betsy: Money's always tight, but I'll see what I can do. 514 00:29:21,537 --> 00:29:22,802 Thanks. 515 00:29:22,905 --> 00:29:24,671 How's everything else? 516 00:29:24,773 --> 00:29:26,106 [Cow bellows] 517 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,308 [Sighs] How's Donnie? 518 00:29:28,443 --> 00:29:29,943 How's he doin'? 519 00:29:30,045 --> 00:29:31,611 Donnie's up in Pecos 520 00:29:31,713 --> 00:29:33,847 [Chuckling] reenactin' the Battle of Fredericksburg. 521 00:29:33,949 --> 00:29:35,649 [Chuckles] 522 00:29:35,751 --> 00:29:37,684 Donnie's fine. 523 00:29:37,786 --> 00:29:39,619 [Cows bellows, thuds] 524 00:29:39,721 --> 00:29:42,222 If things weren't fine... 525 00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:44,824 you'd come to me, right? 526 00:29:44,927 --> 00:29:49,162 If Donnie ever hurt you, as a for instance... 527 00:29:49,264 --> 00:29:52,532 you should... you should tell me. 528 00:29:52,634 --> 00:29:55,468 Mm. 529 00:29:55,571 --> 00:29:56,736 He... 530 00:29:56,838 --> 00:30:00,554 hurts me all the time. 531 00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:06,746 How does he hurt you? 532 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:09,482 [Chuckles] Well... 533 00:30:09,585 --> 00:30:13,053 he beats me. 534 00:30:13,155 --> 00:30:15,388 Okay. 535 00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:17,723 He, um... 536 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,360 bites me... 537 00:30:20,462 --> 00:30:25,478 punches me, and hits me with a jump rope. 538 00:30:27,169 --> 00:30:29,769 Yesterday, after he came home from work, 539 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:32,305 he scalded me with the tea kettle. 540 00:30:34,343 --> 00:30:38,011 [Inhales deeply] 541 00:30:38,113 --> 00:30:40,647 You think you could tell the Sheriff what you just told me? 542 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:45,051 The Sheriff? 543 00:30:45,153 --> 00:30:46,431 It's the only way we're gonna get him 544 00:30:46,432 --> 00:30:48,255 to stop hurtin' you, Betsy. 545 00:30:48,357 --> 00:30:50,090 Oh. Oh. 546 00:30:50,192 --> 00:30:51,524 [Chuckles] 547 00:30:51,627 --> 00:30:53,393 I don't... I don't want that. 548 00:30:53,495 --> 00:30:54,894 I know you're scared. 549 00:30:54,997 --> 00:30:57,030 You know, takin' your life back... 550 00:30:57,132 --> 00:30:58,765 it can be scary sometimes. 551 00:30:58,867 --> 00:31:00,800 - Uh, no. - But I'll be there, okay? 552 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,235 I understand... 553 00:31:02,337 --> 00:31:06,273 No, you don't understand what's goin' on with us! 554 00:31:06,341 --> 00:31:09,643 With who? 555 00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:11,411 [Scoffs] 556 00:31:11,513 --> 00:31:14,347 With me and Donnie. 557 00:31:19,855 --> 00:31:22,789 I like it. 558 00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:26,793 You like what? 559 00:31:28,864 --> 00:31:31,931 It. 560 00:31:32,034 --> 00:31:36,136 When he... hurts me. 561 00:31:36,238 --> 00:31:38,171 Oh. [Chuckles] I like it. 562 00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:40,152 No. No, no, no. 563 00:31:40,302 --> 00:31:42,142 Yes, I do. 564 00:31:42,244 --> 00:31:44,264 I like it. 565 00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:51,584 ? ? 566 00:31:55,624 --> 00:32:00,694 [Indistinct shouting] 567 00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:04,597 [Siren chirps] 568 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,468 [Man shouting in Russian] 569 00:32:37,733 --> 00:32:39,999 Aah! 570 00:33:04,736 --> 00:33:06,937 Tulip: Don't worry, Father. 571 00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:09,206 I ain't gonna shoot you. 572 00:33:14,346 --> 00:33:16,780 Thanks for checkin' in on my uncle. 573 00:33:16,882 --> 00:33:18,782 Lord knows he's needed it. 574 00:33:18,884 --> 00:33:21,084 Always been fond of Walter. 575 00:33:21,186 --> 00:33:22,452 [Chuckles] 576 00:33:22,554 --> 00:33:24,454 Yeah. 577 00:33:24,556 --> 00:33:25,922 Mm. 578 00:33:26,024 --> 00:33:27,858 So, let me tell you about this job. 579 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,260 No, don't bother. I'm not doin' jobs anymore. 580 00:33:30,362 --> 00:33:32,996 Oh, come on, Jesse! I already got the map. 581 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:35,265 Trust me, that was the hard part. 582 00:33:35,367 --> 00:33:36,967 Wait. 583 00:33:38,036 --> 00:33:40,470 Is this an ear? 584 00:33:40,572 --> 00:33:42,239 No. 585 00:33:44,209 --> 00:33:45,375 It's my lunch. 586 00:33:45,477 --> 00:33:48,712 Little piece of shawarma I had earlier. 587 00:33:48,814 --> 00:33:51,047 - [Scoffs] - Look. [Sighs] 588 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:54,117 Jesse, this isn't just any old gig. 589 00:33:54,219 --> 00:33:55,552 You get that, right? 590 00:33:55,654 --> 00:33:58,221 I'm sure it's the job to end all jobs, Tulip. 591 00:33:58,323 --> 00:34:00,891 I imagine they'll be singing songs about it. 592 00:34:00,993 --> 00:34:03,426 Pretty damn close, actually, yeah. 593 00:34:03,495 --> 00:34:05,395 Tell me you don't want to. 594 00:34:05,497 --> 00:34:08,398 Tell me you don't miss it. 595 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,799 I just did. 596 00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:11,301 Twice. 597 00:34:11,403 --> 00:34:13,303 Hmm. 598 00:34:13,405 --> 00:34:15,906 So, you're gonna keep goin' with this preacher thing, huh? 599 00:34:16,008 --> 00:34:17,207 Uh-huh. 600 00:34:17,276 --> 00:34:18,675 How's that workin' out for you? 601 00:34:18,777 --> 00:34:20,177 It's good. [Clears throat] 602 00:34:21,246 --> 00:34:24,981 I hear you pretty much suck at it. 603 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,650 [Chuckles] 604 00:34:28,353 --> 00:34:31,555 Why would you ever come back here? 605 00:34:31,623 --> 00:34:34,424 You know, culture and cuisine. 606 00:34:34,526 --> 00:34:35,859 [Chuckles] 607 00:34:35,961 --> 00:34:39,729 More like tryin' to fill your daddy's shoes. 608 00:34:39,831 --> 00:34:42,632 You cut your hair. 609 00:34:45,671 --> 00:34:47,037 I hate it. 610 00:34:47,139 --> 00:34:52,409 You put your fingers in a socket or somethin'? 611 00:34:52,511 --> 00:34:54,044 [Chuckles] 612 00:34:54,146 --> 00:34:55,412 [Sighs] 613 00:34:55,514 --> 00:34:58,081 I'm sorry, Jesse. 614 00:35:02,287 --> 00:35:04,221 I'm sorry, too. 615 00:35:04,323 --> 00:35:08,058 But I'm done cryin' about it. 616 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,426 You know? 617 00:35:09,528 --> 00:35:12,329 We did what we did. 618 00:35:13,465 --> 00:35:18,602 We are who we are, and that's it, you know? 619 00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:22,505 Why waste another minute wishin' we were different? 620 00:35:25,477 --> 00:35:27,477 Philosophy. 621 00:35:27,579 --> 00:35:31,114 Always a strong suit. 622 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,585 You know, I'm glad we still hate each other. 623 00:35:35,687 --> 00:35:37,654 It'll make everything go easier. 624 00:35:37,756 --> 00:35:39,589 There is no everything, okay? 625 00:35:39,691 --> 00:35:41,424 I said I'm not doin' it. 626 00:35:41,493 --> 00:35:43,059 - Yes, you are. - Or what? 627 00:35:43,161 --> 00:35:46,296 Or somethin'. 628 00:35:46,398 --> 00:35:49,366 I don't hate you, Tulip. 629 00:35:50,502 --> 00:35:53,603 I wouldn't know how. 630 00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:56,740 Don't make me teach you, then. 631 00:35:59,711 --> 00:36:01,232 [Scoffs] 632 00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:18,561 We are who we are, Jesse Custer! 633 00:36:24,603 --> 00:36:26,803 We are who we are. 634 00:36:26,905 --> 00:36:31,107 [Car door slams, engine starts] 635 00:36:34,837 --> 00:36:36,439 Sheriff Root: Red China done figured out 636 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,177 a machine gonna let people drink saltwater. 637 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,489 Now, don't tell me that ain't a game changer, 'cause it is! 638 00:36:46,558 --> 00:36:49,426 Eugene wanted to see me? 639 00:36:57,336 --> 00:36:59,969 Mrs. Root. 640 00:37:00,072 --> 00:37:01,538 How are you tonight? 641 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,507 [Blender whirs] 642 00:37:14,286 --> 00:37:15,819 It's his dinner. 643 00:37:25,597 --> 00:37:30,233 [Dramatic music plays] 644 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:33,737 [Stairs creaking] 645 00:37:33,805 --> 00:37:39,642 ? ? 646 00:37:46,451 --> 00:37:49,567 [Knock on door] 647 00:37:51,123 --> 00:37:52,522 [Hip-hop music playing on stereo] 648 00:38:08,428 --> 00:38:10,407 No, thanks. 649 00:38:10,509 --> 00:38:12,776 So, what is it you wanted to see me about? 650 00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:34,898 I don't know about that. 651 00:38:36,268 --> 00:38:38,601 If you want to be there, you should be. 652 00:38:51,216 --> 00:38:54,117 Why do you say that? 653 00:39:01,793 --> 00:39:04,661 What you did was wrong. 654 00:39:04,763 --> 00:39:08,131 But are you sorry about it? 655 00:39:15,774 --> 00:39:17,561 Then He forgives you. 656 00:39:40,098 --> 00:39:42,599 No. 657 00:39:44,569 --> 00:39:47,670 No matter what you've done... 658 00:39:47,772 --> 00:39:52,141 if you need Him, He has to be there for you. 659 00:39:52,244 --> 00:39:54,611 That's the whole point. 660 00:39:57,749 --> 00:40:00,950 God doesn't hold grudges. 661 00:40:04,122 --> 00:40:08,224 If you get down on your knees... 662 00:40:08,293 --> 00:40:13,796 and you listen... and I mean really listen... 663 00:40:16,368 --> 00:40:18,571 He'll say somethin'. 664 00:40:22,807 --> 00:40:24,207 No. 665 00:40:27,879 --> 00:40:31,014 I promise. 666 00:40:44,663 --> 00:40:46,129 [Country music playing on stereo] 667 00:40:46,231 --> 00:40:47,697 Reporter: Tom Cruise has died. 668 00:40:47,799 --> 00:40:49,899 This footage just coming in 669 00:40:50,001 --> 00:40:51,901 from a Church of Scientology service 670 00:40:52,003 --> 00:40:53,736 Cruise was presiding over 671 00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,472 when apparently... and details are still coming in... 672 00:40:56,575 --> 00:40:58,041 he spontaneously exploded. 673 00:40:58,143 --> 00:41:01,244 [Grunts] You're right. 674 00:41:01,346 --> 00:41:02,712 [Groans] 675 00:41:02,814 --> 00:41:07,317 Can I have a bottle of 10-year whiskey, 676 00:41:07,419 --> 00:41:09,085 if you have it. 677 00:41:09,187 --> 00:41:11,854 Otherwise, I just suppose I'll choke down a bottle of... 678 00:41:12,824 --> 00:41:14,991 "Ratwater." 679 00:41:15,093 --> 00:41:17,226 Jesus Christ. 680 00:41:17,329 --> 00:41:20,586 [Indistinct conversations] 681 00:41:31,843 --> 00:41:33,743 [Belch] 682 00:41:33,845 --> 00:41:36,579 Evening, Padre. 683 00:41:36,681 --> 00:41:38,247 What's the matter with you? 684 00:41:38,350 --> 00:41:40,950 Just one big joke with a darkened hat and some stickers. 685 00:41:41,052 --> 00:41:43,886 [Laughs] 686 00:41:46,691 --> 00:41:49,959 So, where am I then, eh? 687 00:41:50,061 --> 00:41:52,328 - A bar. - No, I know it's a bar. 688 00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:53,896 I meant to say what's the location? 689 00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:56,499 You know, the state, county, or town or somethin'? 690 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:59,602 Or maybe there's a phone box handy, down by the loo, perhaps? 691 00:41:59,704 --> 00:42:02,005 I'm tryin' to understand a word you're sayin', pal. 692 00:42:02,107 --> 00:42:06,876 Never mind, Padre. As you were. 693 00:42:06,978 --> 00:42:10,179 [Rock music playing] 694 00:42:10,281 --> 00:42:11,514 Preacher! 695 00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:13,049 Lieutenant! 696 00:42:13,151 --> 00:42:15,218 How'd it go? We win this time? 697 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,919 Nice try. 698 00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:20,657 And it's General. 699 00:42:20,759 --> 00:42:22,225 [Patrons gasping] 700 00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:25,995 Talk to my wife without talkin' to me first? 701 00:42:26,097 --> 00:42:27,563 Whole town's been hearin' stories 702 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:31,501 about, uh, you're a tough guy. 703 00:42:31,603 --> 00:42:33,136 So show us. 704 00:42:33,238 --> 00:42:36,005 This is no time for fightin'. 705 00:42:36,107 --> 00:42:37,340 We're at war. 706 00:42:37,442 --> 00:42:38,298 [Grunts] 707 00:42:38,299 --> 00:42:39,871 I don't know how they keep finding me! 708 00:42:39,872 --> 00:42:43,413 It's... I'm getting... I had to jump out of a plane 30,000 feet. 709 00:42:43,481 --> 00:42:45,815 Man: I'll look into it. Meantime, stay out of trouble. 710 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:48,651 Get rid of your credit cards, hold up, and lay low. 711 00:42:48,753 --> 00:42:50,520 Oh, I'm layin' low, all right. 712 00:42:50,622 --> 00:42:52,922 Now, listen, I need you to wire me some... 713 00:42:53,024 --> 00:42:54,924 - [Dial tone] - Oh, come on. You... 714 00:42:55,026 --> 00:42:57,660 Donnie: The moral of this sad-ass story is 715 00:42:57,762 --> 00:42:59,228 don't believe what you hear. 716 00:42:59,330 --> 00:43:03,032 [Laughs] 717 00:43:03,134 --> 00:43:04,701 Hey. 718 00:43:04,803 --> 00:43:07,970 I know the little snitch who told you, too. 719 00:43:11,776 --> 00:43:17,380 Looks like I got another whoopin' to attend to. 720 00:43:19,284 --> 00:43:21,184 Don't touch him. 721 00:43:24,956 --> 00:43:26,823 What did you say? 722 00:43:29,794 --> 00:43:31,594 The boy. 723 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:34,831 Don't touch him. 724 00:43:38,169 --> 00:43:41,104 [Chuckles] Or... 725 00:43:41,206 --> 00:43:44,040 what would happen? 726 00:43:44,142 --> 00:43:45,775 Donnie... 727 00:43:45,877 --> 00:43:48,211 don't do this. 728 00:43:48,313 --> 00:43:49,479 No, no, no, no, no, no. 729 00:43:49,581 --> 00:43:52,815 You... You... You got me curious now. 730 00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:56,486 Let's just say, for the sake of argument, 731 00:43:56,588 --> 00:44:00,223 that, uh, that I don't listen. 732 00:44:00,325 --> 00:44:02,492 What then, huh? 733 00:44:02,594 --> 00:44:05,128 - You'd hear a noise. - Oh. 734 00:44:05,230 --> 00:44:08,097 Ooh, golly gee. 735 00:44:08,199 --> 00:44:09,632 Oh, a noise? 736 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,802 A high-pitched, kind of... 737 00:44:12,904 --> 00:44:15,671 bunny-in-a-bear-trap sound. 738 00:44:15,774 --> 00:44:19,108 You'll know it when it comes. 739 00:44:19,210 --> 00:44:23,913 'Cause you're the one who will be making it. 740 00:44:24,015 --> 00:44:27,617 That's some scary stuff right there. 741 00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:28,985 Everybody watch. 742 00:44:29,087 --> 00:44:29,912 [Grunts] 743 00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:33,552 I'm gonna beat the living shit out of the preacher. 744 00:44:35,026 --> 00:44:36,492 [Patrons gasping] 745 00:44:36,594 --> 00:44:40,997 ? ? 746 00:45:03,755 --> 00:45:05,254 [Groans] 747 00:45:10,295 --> 00:45:13,296 [Gasping] 748 00:45:13,398 --> 00:45:18,348 ? ? 749 00:45:22,106 --> 00:45:25,111 [Grunts] 750 00:45:28,813 --> 00:45:31,811 You ready for that noise now? 751 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,584 Preacher! Enough. 752 00:45:35,954 --> 00:45:37,420 Your little weirdo friend, too. 753 00:45:37,522 --> 00:45:38,821 What did I do? 754 00:45:38,923 --> 00:45:40,990 Almost done, Sheriff. 755 00:45:41,092 --> 00:45:43,659 ? ? 756 00:45:43,761 --> 00:45:47,563 [Screaming] 757 00:45:47,665 --> 00:45:51,601 ? ? 758 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,873 Jesus, what kind of preacher are you? 759 00:45:54,975 --> 00:45:56,374 [Laughs] 760 00:45:56,477 --> 00:45:58,243 - The lousy kind. - No, I'm sorry, mate. 761 00:45:58,345 --> 00:45:59,578 I've seen the lousy kind. 762 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,313 As long as you're not walking around 763 00:46:01,415 --> 00:46:03,048 with a little kitty's arsehole around your finger 764 00:46:03,150 --> 00:46:04,382 like a bloody wedding ring, 765 00:46:04,485 --> 00:46:06,186 I'd say you were ahead of the game, then. 766 00:46:06,410 --> 00:46:11,890 Drinkin'... fightin', swearin'. 767 00:46:11,992 --> 00:46:15,026 I can't even afford to fix the damn air-conditionin'. 768 00:46:15,129 --> 00:46:16,528 Sounds like the first verse 769 00:46:16,630 --> 00:46:18,350 of the worst country song ever written, man. 770 00:46:18,432 --> 00:46:20,065 [Chuckles] 771 00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:24,302 She was right about one thing. 772 00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:29,341 I never should have come back here. 773 00:46:29,443 --> 00:46:30,742 She was right about that. 774 00:46:30,811 --> 00:46:32,211 Of course she was right about that. 775 00:46:32,312 --> 00:46:33,912 It's bloody Annville, Texas. 776 00:46:34,014 --> 00:46:37,682 What's a guy like you doing back in a place like this, huh? 777 00:46:37,785 --> 00:46:40,352 Finally figured out where you are, huh? 778 00:46:40,454 --> 00:46:42,413 Well, I'm not great with directions, actually. 779 00:46:42,438 --> 00:46:43,479 Yeah, I'm sensin' that. 780 00:46:43,557 --> 00:46:45,590 Well, yeah, but we're not talkin' about me, are we? 781 00:46:45,692 --> 00:46:46,892 We're wonderin' about you. 782 00:46:46,994 --> 00:46:49,494 Tell me about yourself. Come on, now. 783 00:46:51,632 --> 00:46:54,432 I came back to... [Scoffs] 784 00:46:54,535 --> 00:46:57,469 Years ago, I made a promise. 785 00:46:58,472 --> 00:47:01,940 I broke it. I broke it 1,000 times. 786 00:47:02,042 --> 00:47:03,542 Yeah, well, you know, promises... 787 00:47:03,644 --> 00:47:05,110 they're very nasty little things. 788 00:47:05,212 --> 00:47:07,212 I try to steer clear of 'em as best that I can. 789 00:47:07,314 --> 00:47:08,613 - No, no. That's wrong. - Why? 790 00:47:08,715 --> 00:47:10,615 Promises matter. It's the currency of faith. 791 00:47:10,717 --> 00:47:11,983 Oh, look... 792 00:47:12,085 --> 00:47:14,052 no offense, Padre, but in my view, 793 00:47:14,154 --> 00:47:16,755 the world would be a much better place 794 00:47:16,857 --> 00:47:18,824 if all you "faith" types just called it a day and maybe... 795 00:47:18,926 --> 00:47:20,038 Without faith, 796 00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:21,893 we'd still be hitting each other with dinosaur bones. 797 00:47:21,995 --> 00:47:23,395 The bloody hell do dinosaur... 798 00:47:23,497 --> 00:47:25,063 Have you even seen the news lately? 799 00:47:25,165 --> 00:47:26,565 'Cause we're hitting each other 800 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:28,433 with a lot worse things than bones, boyo. 801 00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,101 No, seriously. 802 00:47:30,204 --> 00:47:31,336 Listen to me now. 803 00:47:31,438 --> 00:47:33,271 Misery loves company, does it not? 804 00:47:33,373 --> 00:47:36,274 It's the hope that sets men at one another's throats here. 805 00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:38,677 Take me for example, right? 806 00:47:38,779 --> 00:47:40,779 I have zero hope in this world, mate. 807 00:47:40,881 --> 00:47:42,614 And I'm bloody fantastic. 808 00:47:42,716 --> 00:47:44,649 - Really, I am. - [Buzzer] 809 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:46,318 [Door opens, keys jingle] 810 00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:48,253 Man: Bail's up, Preacher. 811 00:47:49,790 --> 00:47:51,857 Thanks for your help back there. 812 00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:53,592 Yeah, well, no worries. 813 00:47:53,694 --> 00:47:56,194 Grown men playing make-believe is a bit of a pet peeve of mine, 814 00:47:56,296 --> 00:47:58,930 I've got to be honest with you. 815 00:48:02,970 --> 00:48:04,469 Jesse Custer. 816 00:48:04,571 --> 00:48:05,543 I'm Cassidy. 817 00:48:05,544 --> 00:48:08,473 Pleased to meet you. 818 00:48:10,043 --> 00:48:12,611 Hey. 819 00:48:12,713 --> 00:48:15,046 Officer... you got any spare curtains 820 00:48:15,148 --> 00:48:16,715 lying around this place, by any chance? 821 00:48:16,817 --> 00:48:19,217 I'm a bit of a late sleeper. Why you smilin'? It's not funny. 822 00:48:19,987 --> 00:48:21,169 [iPad beeps] 823 00:48:21,191 --> 00:48:23,288 Emily: but in the end, it might make financial sense. 824 00:48:23,390 --> 00:48:24,856 'Course, we can't afford to pay 825 00:48:24,958 --> 00:48:27,225 an actual whatchacallit... barista-type. 826 00:48:27,327 --> 00:48:28,793 But a weekend volunteer? 827 00:48:28,896 --> 00:48:30,795 Someone knows their way around a milk frother? 828 00:48:30,898 --> 00:48:32,631 - Emily. - No, I know. 829 00:48:32,733 --> 00:48:36,001 We got to do something to keep up with that darn megachurch. 830 00:48:38,739 --> 00:48:41,172 I'm quittin'. 831 00:48:44,077 --> 00:48:46,711 - I'm done. - Level up. 832 00:48:46,813 --> 00:48:49,047 I'll announce it Sunday service. 833 00:48:49,149 --> 00:48:50,649 Oh. Okay. 834 00:48:50,751 --> 00:48:52,851 Thought I could make it work. 835 00:48:52,953 --> 00:48:54,619 I really did. 836 00:48:56,757 --> 00:48:59,991 But it's just that... 837 00:49:00,093 --> 00:49:04,062 I am who I am, I guess. 838 00:49:04,164 --> 00:49:05,997 Guess so. 839 00:49:09,670 --> 00:49:13,238 You know, I appreciate all you've done... 840 00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:15,640 for me and the church. 841 00:49:17,778 --> 00:49:18,944 You've been... 842 00:49:19,046 --> 00:49:20,612 [Child giggles] 843 00:49:20,714 --> 00:49:23,148 such an asset. 844 00:49:27,054 --> 00:49:29,020 [iPad beeps] 845 00:49:29,122 --> 00:49:30,889 Way to go. 846 00:49:39,032 --> 00:49:41,700 I'm not gonna beg and cry or try and talk you out of it, 847 00:49:41,802 --> 00:49:44,135 if that's what you're waiting for. 848 00:49:44,237 --> 00:49:47,706 You were never really here in the first place, Jesse, 849 00:49:47,808 --> 00:49:51,576 so... what difference should your leaving make? 850 00:49:51,678 --> 00:49:53,578 [Children laughing] 851 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,781 Go on. Get some sleep. 852 00:49:58,852 --> 00:50:02,487 Way to go. Level up. 853 00:50:02,589 --> 00:50:05,256 - [iPad beeping] - Way to go. 854 00:50:05,359 --> 00:50:07,359 - IPad. - It's my turn! 855 00:50:07,427 --> 00:50:09,260 - Way to go. - What? 856 00:50:09,363 --> 00:50:11,262 - No, it isn't. - Mom! 857 00:50:11,365 --> 00:50:12,797 Level up. 858 00:50:12,899 --> 00:50:14,733 - Mom, what are you doing? - [Glass shatters] 859 00:50:14,835 --> 00:50:18,370 - Share it. - [Distorted] Level up. 860 00:50:20,407 --> 00:50:23,074 [Cellphone rings] 861 00:50:24,611 --> 00:50:26,011 - Hello? - Ted: Oh, good. 862 00:50:26,113 --> 00:50:27,679 You picked up. 863 00:50:27,781 --> 00:50:31,008 Now, I know it's late, but she's really outdone herself. 864 00:50:31,009 --> 00:50:34,042 Told me I never would have contracted eczema 865 00:50:34,043 --> 00:50:34,753 in the first place if not... 866 00:50:34,855 --> 00:50:38,023 I've got to call you back. 867 00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:41,926 ? ? 868 00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:50,001 [Slamming] 869 00:50:54,975 --> 00:50:57,008 [Slamming continues] 870 00:51:54,701 --> 00:51:57,735 Eugene was right. 871 00:51:57,838 --> 00:52:00,171 It's quiet. 872 00:52:03,343 --> 00:52:05,944 All right. 873 00:52:06,046 --> 00:52:07,679 One last time. 874 00:52:07,781 --> 00:52:10,181 But I want an answer. 875 00:52:11,151 --> 00:52:13,318 Right now. 876 00:52:13,386 --> 00:52:15,820 Or that's it. 877 00:52:17,357 --> 00:52:21,192 I'm done. 878 00:52:23,063 --> 00:52:27,599 [Wood creaking] 879 00:52:29,469 --> 00:52:31,836 God... 880 00:52:35,575 --> 00:52:42,213 please forgive me. 881 00:52:51,491 --> 00:52:55,627 [Sighs] 882 00:52:58,999 --> 00:53:02,267 Yeah... thought as much. 883 00:53:02,369 --> 00:53:05,170 [Sighs] 884 00:53:05,272 --> 00:53:08,072 Oh, yeah. 885 00:53:08,175 --> 00:53:11,276 [Sighs] 886 00:53:11,378 --> 00:53:14,612 Oh, well. 887 00:53:17,784 --> 00:53:21,286 You, too. 888 00:53:21,388 --> 00:53:25,657 [Door creaks] 889 00:53:35,535 --> 00:53:39,304 [Whooshing] 890 00:53:54,588 --> 00:53:58,356 ? ? 891 00:54:03,263 --> 00:54:07,031 [Baby cries] 892 00:54:18,168 --> 00:54:20,570 Much bigger things are comin' for you. 893 00:54:20,672 --> 00:54:23,005 Much bigger things than this here. 894 00:54:23,107 --> 00:54:25,408 So you got to be one of the good guys. 895 00:54:25,510 --> 00:54:26,584 'Cause why? 896 00:54:26,585 --> 00:54:28,445 Jesse: 'Cause there's way too many of the bad. 897 00:54:28,446 --> 00:54:29,679 You promise me? 898 00:54:29,781 --> 00:54:32,415 [Voice breaking] I promise, Daddy. 899 00:54:32,517 --> 00:54:35,184 You stop that. 900 00:54:35,286 --> 00:54:37,753 We Custers don't cry. 901 00:54:37,855 --> 00:54:39,188 We fight. 902 00:54:39,290 --> 00:54:40,424 [Gunshot] 903 00:54:42,227 --> 00:54:46,028 ? ? 904 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,099 Hey. 905 00:54:50,201 --> 00:54:51,701 [Sighs] 906 00:54:51,803 --> 00:54:56,072 You were out awhile this time. 907 00:54:56,174 --> 00:54:59,976 But your fever's down, so we weren't over-worried. 908 00:55:00,078 --> 00:55:02,645 - We? - Cassidy: Screw with me? 909 00:55:02,747 --> 00:55:05,047 I can screw you right back, langer! 910 00:55:05,149 --> 00:55:07,416 He came 'round to see how you were. 911 00:55:07,518 --> 00:55:10,486 Found you passed out in the church. 912 00:55:10,588 --> 00:55:12,922 How do you feel now? 913 00:55:13,024 --> 00:55:15,658 [Wind chimes ringing] 914 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,227 I feel... 915 00:55:19,998 --> 00:55:21,564 Bloody knob-eating plonker! 916 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:23,299 He said you were "mates"? 917 00:55:23,401 --> 00:55:25,067 Huh. 918 00:55:25,169 --> 00:55:27,937 Better be, 'cause he moved into the church attic three days ago, 919 00:55:28,039 --> 00:55:29,171 fixin' the air conditioner. 920 00:55:29,274 --> 00:55:30,439 Three days? 921 00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:32,475 It's Sunday morning. 922 00:55:32,577 --> 00:55:35,578 We thought of cancelin', but your temperature was down 923 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,781 and I know you wanted to make your announcement, so... 924 00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,320 That you're leavin'. 925 00:55:44,422 --> 00:55:46,989 Oh. 926 00:55:47,091 --> 00:55:50,459 Yeah. 927 00:55:53,531 --> 00:55:56,132 I'm sorry about the way that I spoke to you in the car. 928 00:55:56,234 --> 00:55:57,533 - No, no. - I'm... 929 00:55:57,635 --> 00:55:59,769 You were right. 930 00:55:59,871 --> 00:56:01,137 Okay. 931 00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:04,140 I'm late. Y-You set out the programs? 932 00:56:04,242 --> 00:56:07,076 Uh, no. 933 00:56:11,049 --> 00:56:13,282 Hey, uh, uh, we got cut off the other day. 934 00:56:13,384 --> 00:56:15,284 You know what? Now is not the time. 935 00:56:15,386 --> 00:56:16,986 Oh, no. I totally understand. 936 00:56:17,088 --> 00:56:18,721 That's why I'll walk with you. 937 00:56:18,823 --> 00:56:21,357 So, apparently, I smell like sweat all the time, 938 00:56:21,459 --> 00:56:23,025 is the latest. 939 00:56:23,127 --> 00:56:24,994 How she knows that living down in Sarasota, Florida, 940 00:56:25,096 --> 00:56:27,196 is beyond me, but that is not the point. 941 00:56:27,298 --> 00:56:29,165 She wants me to feel like I smell. 942 00:56:29,267 --> 00:56:32,301 I mean, why would my own mother make me feel... 943 00:56:32,403 --> 00:56:34,870 For the last time, Ted. 944 00:56:34,972 --> 00:56:36,172 Be brave. 945 00:56:36,274 --> 00:56:38,407 Tell her the truth. 946 00:56:38,509 --> 00:56:42,044 [Distorted] Open your heart. 947 00:56:42,146 --> 00:56:43,579 Be brave. 948 00:56:43,681 --> 00:56:46,182 Tell her the truth. 949 00:56:46,284 --> 00:56:48,384 Open my heart. 950 00:56:50,955 --> 00:56:54,123 Do you hear that? 951 00:56:55,993 --> 00:56:57,159 Be brave. 952 00:56:57,261 --> 00:56:58,994 Tell her the truth. 953 00:56:59,097 --> 00:57:01,697 Open my heart. 954 00:57:01,799 --> 00:57:05,401 ? ? 955 00:57:07,472 --> 00:57:10,840 [Electric guitar playing] ? Amazing grace ? 956 00:57:10,942 --> 00:57:14,243 ? How sweet the sound ? 957 00:57:14,345 --> 00:57:21,117 ? That saved a wretch like me ? 958 00:57:21,219 --> 00:57:24,653 ? I once was lost ? 959 00:57:24,722 --> 00:57:28,457 ? But now I'm found ? 960 00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:35,564 ? Was blind, but now I see ? 961 00:57:46,010 --> 00:57:50,179 [Sighs] 962 00:57:51,716 --> 00:57:54,483 No sermon today. 963 00:57:54,585 --> 00:57:58,587 You're welcome for that. 964 00:58:00,992 --> 00:58:04,393 I'll try not to punch anyone, either. 965 00:58:07,165 --> 00:58:10,032 I do have an announcement. 966 00:58:14,005 --> 00:58:15,471 The other night, 967 00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:19,775 someone asked me why I'd come back to Annville. 968 00:58:21,946 --> 00:58:24,914 I didn't have an answer for her... 969 00:58:25,016 --> 00:58:27,616 at least, not a convincing one. 970 00:58:31,022 --> 00:58:33,656 I've let you down. 971 00:58:33,758 --> 00:58:35,324 Week after week, 972 00:58:35,426 --> 00:58:39,829 I've been just another man that hurts by not helping. 973 00:58:39,931 --> 00:58:44,667 I've not had a single morning where I-I didn't wake up 974 00:58:44,769 --> 00:58:49,472 and... have to force my feet to the floor to face you. 975 00:58:49,574 --> 00:58:53,275 The bottom line is, I've been a bad preacher. 976 00:58:54,312 --> 00:58:56,846 And for that, I am sorry. 977 00:58:59,817 --> 00:59:01,050 [Sighs] 978 00:59:01,152 --> 00:59:04,854 But "I'm sorry" doesn't change anything. 979 00:59:06,057 --> 00:59:08,457 My shortcomings... 980 00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:12,094 they're not news to anyone. 981 00:59:14,165 --> 00:59:17,967 What is news and, uh, what I've decided is... 982 00:59:18,069 --> 00:59:20,102 I can't... 983 00:59:30,948 --> 00:59:32,882 I can't... 984 00:59:32,984 --> 00:59:35,484 I can't quit. 985 00:59:37,255 --> 00:59:38,487 [Sighs] 986 00:59:38,589 --> 00:59:40,756 I've been quitting on you for too long. 987 00:59:40,858 --> 00:59:43,259 I've been quitting on this church. 988 00:59:43,361 --> 00:59:45,661 [Sniffles] You deserve better. 989 00:59:45,763 --> 00:59:47,563 You... [Clears throat] 990 00:59:47,665 --> 00:59:49,298 You deserve... 991 00:59:50,868 --> 00:59:54,169 You deserve a good preacher. 992 00:59:54,272 --> 00:59:58,541 You deserve a good preacher, 993 00:59:58,643 --> 01:00:01,944 and... and that's what you're gonna get. 994 01:00:02,046 --> 01:00:03,279 As of today... 995 01:00:03,381 --> 01:00:06,448 as of right now, I'm going to fight. 996 01:00:06,551 --> 01:00:11,554 I'm going to do what all good preachers have done 997 01:00:11,656 --> 01:00:14,189 since the Serpent and Man's Fall... 998 01:00:14,292 --> 01:00:16,892 pray for the sinner. 999 01:00:16,994 --> 01:00:22,064 Offer peace to the restless. 1000 01:00:22,166 --> 01:00:23,766 Avenge the innocent. 1001 01:00:23,868 --> 01:00:25,034 Please, guys. 1002 01:00:25,136 --> 01:00:26,936 - Please, stop! - Ow! 1003 01:00:28,506 --> 01:00:32,341 Cool the wrathful. 1004 01:00:35,179 --> 01:00:39,548 Welcome those who are lost. 1005 01:00:41,686 --> 01:00:45,588 And last but not least... 1006 01:00:45,690 --> 01:00:49,959 speak forth the Word of God. 1007 01:00:50,061 --> 01:00:51,327 Be brave. 1008 01:00:51,429 --> 01:00:53,762 Tell her the truth. 1009 01:00:53,864 --> 01:00:55,831 Open your heart. 1010 01:00:55,933 --> 01:00:57,499 Be brave. 1011 01:00:57,602 --> 01:00:59,068 Tell her the truth. 1012 01:00:59,170 --> 01:01:00,436 Open your heart. 1013 01:01:00,538 --> 01:01:01,670 Be brave. 1014 01:01:01,772 --> 01:01:03,172 Tell her the truth. 1015 01:01:03,274 --> 01:01:05,074 Open your heart. 1016 01:01:05,176 --> 01:01:06,342 Be brave. 1017 01:01:06,444 --> 01:01:08,510 Tell her the truth. 1018 01:01:08,613 --> 01:01:10,412 Open your heart. 1019 01:01:10,514 --> 01:01:11,647 Be brave. 1020 01:01:11,749 --> 01:01:13,349 Tell her the truth. Open your heart. 1021 01:01:13,451 --> 01:01:14,617 Be brave. 1022 01:01:14,719 --> 01:01:15,985 Tell her the truth. 1023 01:01:16,087 --> 01:01:17,252 Open your heart. 1024 01:01:17,355 --> 01:01:18,787 Be brave. 1025 01:01:18,889 --> 01:01:20,322 Tell her the truth. 1026 01:01:20,424 --> 01:01:21,657 Open your heart. 1027 01:01:21,759 --> 01:01:23,092 Be brave. 1028 01:01:23,194 --> 01:01:24,693 Tell her the truth. 1029 01:01:24,795 --> 01:01:26,095 Open your heart. 1030 01:01:26,197 --> 01:01:27,529 [Sighs] 1031 01:01:27,632 --> 01:01:30,032 Tell her the truth. 1032 01:01:30,134 --> 01:01:32,601 [Inhales deeply] 1033 01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:38,507 Ted! 1034 01:01:38,609 --> 01:01:40,676 What are you doing here? 1035 01:01:40,778 --> 01:01:43,112 Mom... I would really appreciate 1036 01:01:43,214 --> 01:01:47,049 if you would stop calling me at all hours to criticize me. 1037 01:01:47,151 --> 01:01:48,617 I'm not perfect. 1038 01:01:48,719 --> 01:01:51,787 I know at times I've been a disappointment to you, 1039 01:01:51,889 --> 01:01:53,555 but I am your only son, 1040 01:01:53,658 --> 01:01:57,660 and if you would treat me with some kindness and consideration, 1041 01:01:57,762 --> 01:01:59,728 it would make me so happy. 1042 01:01:59,830 --> 01:02:01,497 What are you talking about? 1043 01:02:01,599 --> 01:02:05,401 Well, now, I have to... 1044 01:02:05,503 --> 01:02:08,637 open my heart to you. 1045 01:02:08,739 --> 01:02:10,673 - Aah! - [Groaning] 1046 01:02:10,775 --> 01:02:12,041 Aah! 1047 01:02:12,143 --> 01:02:14,143 Aaah! 1048 01:02:14,245 --> 01:02:17,046 [Gasps] 1049 01:02:17,148 --> 01:02:19,848 [Crowd gasping] 1050 01:02:19,950 --> 01:02:21,150 Aaah! 1051 01:02:21,252 --> 01:02:26,161 [Crying] 1052 01:02:26,924 --> 01:02:30,325 for all this, I am responsible. 1053 01:02:30,428 --> 01:02:33,395 I am that preacher. 1054 01:02:33,497 --> 01:02:36,465 This is my answer. 1055 01:02:39,036 --> 01:02:41,503 This is why I've come home. 1056 01:02:44,842 --> 01:02:46,787 To save you. 1057 01:02:48,379 --> 01:02:52,181 [Birds chirping] 1058 01:03:08,466 --> 01:03:12,234 ? ? 1059 01:03:20,478 --> 01:03:23,712 It's here. 1060 01:03:26,016 --> 01:03:28,192 [Son of Dave's "Voodoo Doll" plays] 1061 01:03:28,193 --> 01:03:30,889 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com - 1062 01:03:30,921 --> 01:03:34,590 ? You made my life a living hell ? 1063 01:03:34,692 --> 01:03:37,226 ? You took the child aswell ? 1064 01:03:37,328 --> 01:03:40,395 ? I never liked your cold blue eyes ? 1065 01:03:40,498 --> 01:03:42,998 ? I never liked your smell ? 1066 01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:45,601 ? I could rip you to shreds ? 1067 01:03:45,703 --> 01:03:48,804 ? I'll get a voodoo doll and stick a needle in ya ? 1068 01:03:48,906 --> 01:03:52,007 ? No, there ain't no law that says I can't do that ? 1069 01:03:52,109 --> 01:03:55,010 ? I'll get a voodoo doll, stick a needle in ya ? 1070 01:03:55,112 --> 01:03:57,946 ? No, there ain't no law that says I can't do that ? 1070 01:03:58,305 --> 01:04:04,456 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7mzsp Help other users to choose the best subtitles