The Ramblings of Maurice

Those plastic 6-pack rings are deadly to turtles, in more ways than one. A cereal company expands its marketing tactics. Every time Harvey "Two-Face" Dent attacks Batman, he adds to his disfigurations. G.I. Joe lays Junkyard to rest, and adds his name to the Wall of Heroes. With development on the sequel to "The Dark Crystal" stalled, the producers re-imagine the project with a gangsta-rap take.