1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:09,008 [ moaning ] >> silence! 2 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:13,145 You two. You have been here for hours, 3 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:16,181 Having sex with tons of ladies in masks. 4 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:20,285 Yet it seems you do not have permission to be here. 5 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:21,720 [ gasping ] >> hi. 6 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,989 Uh, I'm seth. >> hi, I'm matt. 7 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:26,692 >> why are you here? >> we heard this was the place 8 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,293 To get "robot chicken" un-canceled. 9 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:30,662 >> but when we got here, everyone was [bleep] so we were 10 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:33,098 Like, "oh, okay, I guess we'll just start [bleep] these 11 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,933 People." >> we almost felt obligated to 12 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,468 Start [bleep] >> quiet! 13 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:40,572 In addition to hosting elaborate orgies, we do un-cancel 14 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,975 Television shows. >> awesome! 15 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:46,745 Can we get our show un-canceled? >> yes -- if you know the 16 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,814 Password. >> both: Fidelio. 17 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,350 >> that is correct. Congratulations. 18 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:54,153 "robot chicken" is back on the air. 19 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:58,857 >> both: Thank you, sir. >> now, what is the password to 20 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,860 Leave? >> both: Fidelio? 21 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,463 >> the password to leave is different. 22 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,933 >> oh, right. Fidelio. >> I just told you the password 23 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,668 To leave -- >> fidelio? 24 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,403 >> no! Again, I told you -- 25 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,639 >> fidelio? >> you're missing what I -- 26 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,741 >> fidelio? >> please understand that 27 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:20,879 "fidelio" is not the password. If you say "fidelio," that will 28 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:24,516 Be incorrect. Do you understand this basic 29 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,385 Concept? >> yeah, of course. 30 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:30,956 >> sure, sure, sure. >> now, what is the password to 31 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,658 Leave? >> fidelio? 32 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,393 >> [bleep] it. Kill them. 33 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:39,765 >> just like saigon, 1983. >> with a dash of -- wait, when 34 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:44,236 Were you in saigon? >> duck! 35 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:47,306 >> aw, no, he touched my dick. >> your dick touched my hand. 36 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,442 I totally touched his dick. >> [ sighs ] [bleep] it. 37 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,077 >> [bleep] it. 38 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,592 >> aah, didn't think that through. 39 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:17,369 [ guns click ] [ energy charging ] 40 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,805 [ ting! ] >> please, have mercy. 41 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,707 >> sure thing. How about we give you to the 42 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,876 Count of... >> both: Fidelio? 43 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,916 [ thunder crashes ] >> [ laughs evilly ] 44 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,317 [ sawing ] 45 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:41,860 [ electricity crackles ] >> it's alive! 46 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,004 [ thunder crashes ] >> [ laughs evilly ] 47 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:58,177 [ smooches ] [ laughs evilly ] 48 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:36,381 >> the half-pound smurf burger. Only at gargl's jr. 49 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:40,052 >> all: We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth! 50 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:43,388 >> hey, maybe we should communicate with the humans. 51 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,625 What do we get out of making all of these cavities, anyway? 52 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:52,898 >> both: We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth! 53 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,568 [ elevator bell dings ] >> wait, your stinger's caught! 54 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,771 Our one method of self defense is also fatal to us. 55 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,908 [ sobbing ] does god hate bees? [ choral music ] 56 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,676 >> that's right. [bleep] you, bees. 57 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,379 >> [bleep] me? N-n-no. [bleep] you! 58 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:13,552 [ whooshes ] >> [ belches ] 59 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,289 [ slurring ] what the [bleep] this is not my house. 60 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:22,461 [ retches ] >> I'm horny. 61 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,263 You 18? >> no, sir. 62 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,832 >> [ groans ] damn it! [ cellphone dials ] 63 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,034 Becky? Hey, come over. 64 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,803 I want to sex someone. [ click ] 65 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:35,907 Hello? Mermaid hoe bag! 66 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,844 Did you just call me "gay"? >> no, I didn't say anything. 67 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,847 >> my parents' divorce messed me up, man. 68 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:48,120 It messed my head up bad! [ sobbing ] 69 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,022 I want chipotle. 70 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,593 [ whooshes ] >> lock that shit. 71 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:01,266 >> no, bro. No, no, come on, bro. 72 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,935 No, bro! [ sobbing ] no! 73 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,204 >> the dog's arthritis gives him constant pain. 74 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,040 We'll have to put him down. >> what? 75 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,142 >> you do know that the life span of a cat is longer 76 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,044 Than a dog, right? W-with all due respect, you 77 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:14,446 Really should have seen this coming. 78 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:18,550 >> [ roars ] ¶ dino riders, awesome bosses of 79 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:22,721 Early earth ¶ ¶ they trained dinosaurs and 80 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:27,192 Made them walking weapons ¶ ¶ what's cooler that that? ¶ 81 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,995 ¶ dino riders, there's a blaster on that t-rex's head ¶ 82 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:34,299 ¶ that is so damn rad ¶ ¶ that brontosaurus is a troop 83 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,768 Transporter ¶ ¶ bow to the [bleep] 84 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,838 Dino riders! ¶ ¶ oh, my god, that looks like a 85 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,007 Work camp ¶ ¶ I think the dino riders use 86 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,076 Forced labor to make their stuff ¶ 87 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:47,112 ¶ dear lord in heaven, these dino riders are repeatedly 88 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,914 Tasing a man ¶ ¶ that is definitely a work 89 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,515 Camp ¶ ¶ what the [bleep] the 90 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,085 Dino riders just fed that t-rex a child ¶ 91 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,787 >> hey, at least we don't have sex with the dinosaurs. 92 00:05:55,789 --> 00:06:01,159 >> speak for yourself, bro. >> jafar, why are you so evil? 93 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:04,830 >> well, iago, since every other disney villain got a song to 94 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:08,333 Explain themselves, I'll tell you. 95 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:10,902 ¶ I...Was... ...Molested ¶ 96 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,205 >> cut! >> s-snake. 97 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,273 >> [ chuckling ] oh, yes. That's my pet snake. 98 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:18,543 >> I hate snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? 99 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:22,280 >> I hate sssome dude's ballsss. Why did it have to be some 100 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:26,084 Dude's ballsss? >> graduating seniors of 101 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:30,222 Hogwarts, as the sorting hat placed you into your houses, now 102 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:34,292 The guidance counselor hat will send you off into the world. 103 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,094 >> all right, let's make this fast. 104 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,196 I'm parked in a loading zone. [ scoffs ] 105 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,500 Who gets a c-minus in quidditch? Here's what I see for you, kid. 106 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:45,404 Two years of online college, and then [echoing] living at home 107 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:49,641 Well into your 30s. Damn, you grew up hot. 108 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,510 Whoa! You know what they say -- 109 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,812 [bleep] a hufflepuff, marry a gryffindor. 110 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:58,583 All right, here's the deal, hon. [ echoing ] cpk hostess/escort 111 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,420 On weekends. Harry potter? 112 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:06,558 Dude, honestly, you nailed it. Get out of here and win at life 113 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,128 While you [echoing] drown in [bleep] 114 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:16,635 >> if he's drowning in [bleep] sign me up for lifeguard duty. 115 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,371 >> if I'm going down with the titanic, I'm going to die in my 116 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:23,742 Motorcar, like a gentleman of wealth and dist-- I just sat 117 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,411 In [bleep] >> chow time, boys. 118 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,980 Come and get it. >> hey, cooky, where'd you get 119 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,650 This picante sauce? >> new york city. 120 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:35,687 >> together: New york city?! [ indistinct shouting ] 121 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:39,825 >> [ screams ] [ hisses ] 122 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:43,094 >> I don't know why a 7-year-old would need to deep fry a turkey, 123 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,864 But know you know how. >> both: And knowing is half the 124 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,667 Battle. ¶ g.I. Joe ¶ 125 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:53,004 >> and the emmy for best psa by a paramilitary organization goes 126 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:56,808 To...G.I. Joe, for "don't be a turkey on thanksgiving." 127 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:00,345 >> look at them, destro. The joes churn out pedestrian 128 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:03,715 Advice to dead-eyed children, and the public eats it up! 129 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,618 "hey, kids, don't play with fallen electrical lines." 130 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,154 Reads like a dispatch from the no-shit clinic. 131 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,389 >> I'll get the nerve gas. >> no, you fool. 132 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,225 We'll beat them at their own game. 133 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:18,163 We'll create our own psas! Okay, okay, let's just throw 134 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:21,333 Some ideas out there. This is a safe, creative place. 135 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:24,669 Dr. Mindbender, go. >> well, I thought our psa could 136 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,805 Communicate an idea non-verbally. 137 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:30,342 I've discovered that painting directly on celluloid creates a 138 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:33,578 Sort of "tone poem." >> holy shit, that's sounds 139 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,947 Terrible. I'm sorry -- safe place -- but 140 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,682 Holy shit, that was [bleep] dumb. 141 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,085 Next! >> oh, I forgot you guys were in 142 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:43,021 Here writing. I was just looking for a hammer 143 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,458 To hang my degree in screen writing from aberdeen. 144 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:51,396 Anything I can do for you while I'm in here? 145 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,765 Destro? >> she's actually really funny, 146 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,234 You guys. >> hey, you lost me at "she's." 147 00:08:56,236 --> 00:09:00,071 [bleep] it. We're doing it without a script. 148 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,508 >> dr. Mindbender, you found four young children for our 149 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,510 Psas. >> uh...Yes. 150 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:09,014 That is what these kidnapped children are for. 151 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,583 >> okay, storm shadow, these two children will be running with 152 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,585 Scissors. Now, this upsets you, and you -- 153 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,787 >> why? >> it's dangerous to run with 154 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,856 Scissors. >> I run with katana. 155 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,759 Is that not dangerous? >> wow, I hadn't thought of 156 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,861 That. Excellent point, storm shadow. 157 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,329 Get this piece of shit off my set. 158 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,565 >> [ giggles ] [ thuds ] [ grunts ] 159 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:29,834 >> well, cobra commander, looks like I owe you an apology. 160 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:33,138 >> so, remember, only take supplies if you'll use them for 161 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,141 Post-office business. Any other use is a felony. 162 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:39,377 >> now I'm aware. >> and awareness is the second 163 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,513 50% of the conflict in question. 164 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:48,520 Somebody say [bleep] "cut." >> and I think you'll find it's 165 00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:55,360 Not hard to read when you take the time to ssssssssssssssssound 166 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,895 It out. [ both giggle ] 167 00:09:56,897 --> 00:10:00,565 Oh, yesss, I've got a sssmall ssspeech impediment. 168 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:05,070 [ both laugh ] >> it'sss not funny! 169 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,938 [ both scream ] [ both grunt ] 170 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:12,243 >> shut...It...Down. >> and the emmy for best psa by 171 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:17,415 A paramilitary organization goes to...G.I. Joe, for "don't star 172 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,352 In a cobra psa." >> what? 173 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:24,623 >> ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 174 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,758 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶ 175 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,893 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 176 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,062 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶ 177 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,198 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 178 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,400 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶ 179 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,302 Ba-gawk! Bawk.