1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:05,838 [ thunder crashes ] 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,674 >> [ laughs evilly ] 3 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,776 [ sawing ] 4 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,883 [ electricity crackles ] 5 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,685 >> it's alive! 6 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:28,260 [ thunder crashes ] 7 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:32,264 >> [ laughs evilly ] 8 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,266 [ smooches ] 9 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,667 [ laughs evilly ] 10 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,740 >> gladys, it is time. >> oh, no. 11 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:45,577 I'm not going out like a bitch. >> wha-- what are you doing? 12 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,546 >> kicking your ass is what I'm doing. 13 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,448 >> no, you aren't. You're going out like a bitch. 14 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:53,318 >> that's the thigh-master [bleep] 15 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,853 Oh, reaper. >> oh, gladys. 16 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,723 >> oh, reaper. [ bed squeaking ] 17 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:01,727 >> grandma? >> [ whimpering ] 18 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:05,731 [ engine sputtering ] >> come on, come on. 19 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,900 [ screams ] >> you're gonna flood the 20 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:11,203 Engine. Don't pump the gas. 21 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:14,473 [ engine sputtering ] could be your carburetor. 22 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,776 Pop the hood. Try it again. 23 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,313 >> [ screams ] >> sounds like...Your 24 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,883 Carburetor. >> just checked. 25 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,986 Looks fine. >> fuel pump, maybe. 26 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,922 >> I could just call the auto club. 27 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,123 [ screams ] >> did you check the 28 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,526 Distributor cap? It rained last night. 29 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:38,430 >> yep, there's water in it. Okay, try it now. 30 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,933 [ engine turns over ] >> you fixed it. 31 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:44,736 Wow, thank you. >> so, you know what we're gonna 32 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:48,207 Do now, right? Whoo! 33 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:51,810 Best night ever! >> best friends ever. 34 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:56,482 >> best ice cream ever. >> you guys got anywhere to be? 35 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:59,852 >> actually... >> yeah, right here. 36 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:03,889 Let's cruise. [ tires squeal ] 37 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:07,259 >> [ monotone ] drop your weapon. 38 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:10,295 You have five seconds to comply. [ gun cocks ] 39 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,665 You have four seconds to comply. [ screaming ] 40 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,400 >> get away from me! 41 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,539 >> edward 209, what do you think you're doing? 42 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:24,076 >> he didn't drop the gun, mama. >> he did drop the gun. 43 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:27,513 >> aw, I'm sorry, mama. >> you're coming home with me 44 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,681 Now. You have five seconds to comply. 45 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,383 [ gun cocks ] >> okay, mama. 46 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:35,487 You have four seconds to comply. >> but I said "okay, mama." 47 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:39,258 >> see how it feels, edward? >> what the [bleep] is going on? 48 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,696 >> bud. >> why. 49 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,566 >> guys, I have cirrhosis of the liver. 50 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,434 >> bud. >> why? 51 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:53,238 >> because I have a drinking problem. 52 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,841 >> well, after crossing the freeway, base jumping off a 53 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:59,244 Cliff, and dodging bullets in a gang war, we finally found my 54 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,047 Reptar doll. >> tommy, what are you doing in 55 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:05,017 The street? >> oh, thank god. 56 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,085 They've been lost for hours. Where were they? 57 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:11,156 >> stu, a word. [ muffled ] what the [bleep] 58 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,958 Stu? >> [ muffled ] well, I'm sorry. 59 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,927 The babies escaped, and I -- >> escaped? 60 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:17,262 They're babies, you sack-less moron. 61 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:19,998 >> I was downstairs, working on a new toy, and they just -- 62 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,402 >> oh, a new toy. Never mind, then. 63 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,972 >> didi, if you keep ridiculing my work, I-I swear to god -- 64 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:30,008 >> what? You'll hit me? Ooh, you're such a man. 65 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,743 [ crashes ] >> didi, stop. 66 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,745 >> I'll be the man. [ thudding, crashing ] 67 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:37,549 See, stu? I'm the man! >> [ sobbing ] I want a divorce. 68 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,118 >> these al-qaeda drivers are the best, and they plan to 69 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,521 Smuggle a nuclear device across the mexican border. 70 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,456 >> gonna have to fight fire with fire. 71 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,358 >> you don't mean -- >> that's right. 72 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,595 We're gonna need the baddest, brashest, ballsiest hot-shit 73 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:53,131 Drivers in the world, and I know just the assholes. 74 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,534 [ cheering ] [ engine revs ] 75 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,539 [ engine revving ] 76 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:06,612 [ cranking, pounding ] 77 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:15,053 >> whoooo-ee. >> your country needs you. 78 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:17,889 You in? >> me and uncle sam, we haven't 79 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:21,760 Always seen eye-to-eye. >> we want our records scrubbed 80 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,262 Clean. Full pardons. 81 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:26,098 >> one last job, and then we're out. 82 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,734 >> I'm really confused, and I want to go home. 83 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:31,970 >> go team! [ moans ] 84 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,239 >> I-I-I-I don't [groans] 85 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,610 [ car whirring ] >> nice remote-control car, you 86 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,747 Eccentric bitch. I'm gonna step on it. 87 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,783 >> when people try to put me down, I use punky power. 88 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,019 >> "punky power"? >> [ groans ] 89 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,421 It's what she calls "believing in yourself." 90 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:52,624 >> actually, punky power [demonic voice] is this. 91 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,227 [ screaming ] >> oh, no. 92 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:57,796 I've heard of this. The elders in my world spoke of 93 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:01,500 The chosen one from earth who would possess ultimate power. 94 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:07,539 >> I will destroy the world with punky power. 95 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,375 >> stop this, punky. Don't destroy the world. 96 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:12,878 >> I was abandoned in a grocery store. 97 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,180 Why shouldn't I destroy the world? 98 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:18,684 It doesn't need me. >> but I need you, punky. 99 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:22,387 You're like my real daughter, and I would never abandon you -- 100 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,357 Never! >> do -- [ normal voice ] do you 101 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:28,060 Mean it? >> [ panting ] 102 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,461 What should I do with the body? 103 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,797 >> who cares? She's not my real daughter. 104 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:39,304 >> by the power of grayskull... I have the power! 105 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,406 >> hey, could you not have the power at 3:00 a.M.? 106 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:45,477 Some of us have to wake up in three hours, for [bleep] sake. 107 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,813 >> nothing more for you here, agent starling. 108 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:51,650 Fly, fly, fly. >> I bit my wrist. 109 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,819 Look at the blood! >> [ gags ] 110 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:56,421 >> agent starling! Multiple miggs will suffer for 111 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,090 That. Buffalo bill went by an alias 112 00:05:58,092 --> 00:06:00,792 Once. Mofet. M-o-f-e-t. 113 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,795 Go now! >> I really cut my wrists this 114 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,063 Time. >> are you hurt? 115 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,164 >> blammo! >> [ gags ] 116 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,333 >> agent starling! I didn't think miggs could 117 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:11,136 Manage again so soon. The answer is in the file. 118 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,106 What does buffalo bill covet? Go now! 119 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,808 >> you want to adopt a kitten? >> where'd you get a kitten? 120 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,577 >> it's from my dick! >> [ gasps ] 121 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,545 >> agent starling! Are you retarded, 122 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,215 Agent starling? Stop letting miggs hit you with 123 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,916 His spooge. Look, bill hates his own 124 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,785 Identity and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. 125 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,121 Go now! >> want to see a magic trick? 126 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,856 >> well, I like magic. >> abracadabra! 127 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:32,457 >> [ gags ] >> agent starling! 128 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,126 Miggs must have horse balls or something. 129 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:35,560 I've never seen anything like it. 130 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,229 Look, buffalo bill wasn't born a killer. 131 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,131 He was made one through years of systematic abuse. 132 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:41,633 Go now! Agent starling! 133 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,802 The exit is right here. 134 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,573 I don't think she's gonna catch that guy. 135 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,343 >> you know, mr. Mayor, more than just children celebrate 136 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:53,812 Halloween. So this year, why don't we cater 137 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:58,350 Our celebration to adults? >> what do you mean? 138 00:06:58,352 --> 00:07:00,819 >> ¶ when you're a child, Halloween is so sweet ¶ 139 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,221 ¶ haunted houses, candy, and treats ¶ 140 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,925 ¶ but after you turn 18, there's a brand-new reason for 141 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,528 Halloween ¶ ¶ this is grown-up Halloween, 142 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,397 This is grown-up Halloween ¶ ¶ grown-up, grown-up, Halloween, 143 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,699 Halloween ¶ >> ¶ I am the girl who's dressed 144 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:17,269 Like a bee ¶ >> ¶ that's not a bee, I've seen 145 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,438 A bee ¶ >> ¶ I am the herpes in her 146 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:23,141 Underwear, ready to jump out and give you a scare ¶ 147 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,812 >> ¶ powerpuff girls drink from a flask shared by a douche in a 148 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,481 Nixon mask ¶ >> ¶ I don't have a condom 149 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,583 On me ¶ >> ¶ [bleep] it, this is 150 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:34,319 Hallow[retches] ¶ >> ¶ this is grown-up Halloween, 151 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,555 This is grown-up Halloween ¶ ¶ grown-up, grown-up, 152 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,056 Halloween ¶ >> ¶ Halloween ¶ 153 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,192 >> [ screams ] >> [ coos ] 154 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:43,161 >> our baby will be safe now. On earth, he'll be a god amongst 155 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,698 Men. [ beeping, air hissing ] 156 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,634 >> to think, you've found a way to stock enough food and oxygen 157 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:55,173 To last his long journey. >> I just shot a dead baby into 158 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,708 Space. 159 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,545 >> in other news, a topographical map of eternia 160 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:03,482 Has finally been completed. Snake mountain is the tallest 161 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,817 Peak in eternia. >> it better not be. 162 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,053 [ indistinct conversations ] come on, man. 163 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,856 There's clif bar wrappers everywhere now! 164 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:14,159 >> littering is evil, skeletor. We're evil. What's the problem? 165 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,795 >> ohh, I don't want to have this debate with you again, 166 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:19,130 Evil-lyn. You're talking about cartoon 167 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:22,234 Evil, not real-world evil, which is essentially a heightened 168 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:24,569 Narcissism. >> put it in your dissertation, 169 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,839 >> wha-- there are laws! 170 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,674 >> bro, we are gonna summit this 171 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,509 Thing, dude. 172 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,878 >> hope you [bleep] die, dude. 173 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,446 Mother[bleep] 174 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:38,383 When we blow up the peak of snake mountain, it will cease to 175 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:42,487 Be the highest point in eternia. >> that seems like cutting off 176 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:45,590 Your nose to spite your face. >> well, I've done that, too, 177 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,726 And I think the results speak for themselves. 178 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,695 >> ¶ he was born in the land of avion ¶ 179 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:56,001 ¶ with feathers on his arms ¶ ¶ and a sweet-ass manly beard 180 00:08:56,003 --> 00:09:01,273 Right from year one ¶ ¶ his mother called him 181 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:05,544 Stratos ¶ ¶ his dad called him collect ¶ 182 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:11,716 ¶ after never coming home from a beer run ¶ 183 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:20,859 ¶ each cloud is a confidant ¶ >> get...Off...My...Mountain! 184 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,796 [ laughs ] there! Light the fuse. 185 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,998 [ fuse sizzling ] "once I'm a safe distance away" 186 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:34,139 Is the rest of that sentence! My arm! It's stuck! 187 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:37,242 >> me too! It's "127 hours," man. 188 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,145 We're franco-ed. We're franco-ed! 189 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,347 >> we're not cutting off our arms, jackass. 190 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,849 Someone will find us. >> yeah, but if we wait too 191 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:47,886 Long, we won't have the strength to chew through the bone and 192 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,387 Tendon. >> yeah, let's have a little 193 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:52,490 Less "beast" and a little more "man." 194 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,660 [ yawns ] son of a bitch! 195 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:58,964 He-- wait, he's a hero. He did this for me. 196 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,800 He sacrificed his arm so I wouldn't have to. 197 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,402 [ whimpers ] oh, that stratos douche was 198 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:08,073 Right. The spirit of the mountain -- 199 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:11,109 Wait, hey, I have tear ducts? Well, nothing to do but wait for 200 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,779 Beast-man to bring help. >> where's skeletor? 201 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,749 >> [ farts ] >> [ groans ] 202 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,618 Sometimes you are too much beast. 203 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,354 >> ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 204 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:23,521 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 205 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,889 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk 206 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:25,657 Bawk bawk ¶ 207 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:26,791 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 208 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,792 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 209 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,160 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk 210 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:29,961 Bawk bawk ¶ 211 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,029 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 212 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,097 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 213 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,565 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk 214 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,299 Bawk bawk ¶ 215 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,301 Ba-gawk! Bawk. 216 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,944 >> how did you know that would work? 217 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,480 >> I didn't. >> oh... 218 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,249 [ smooching ] >> ugh, that is vile!