[ thunder crashing ] [ drilling, sawing ]
[ electricity crackling ] >> it's alive!
>> well, we made it back after our wildest mission yet.
>> we're andy's toys -- forever and always!
>> [ clears throat ] >> w-where did you guys come
From? >> ebay.
Andy ordered us when he couldn't find you.
>> but we're irreplaceable in andy's heart!
>> andy spent exactly $32.44 to replace all of you, and his
Heart seems fine. [ footsteps approaching ]
>> what the -- how did this happen?
Aw, now I have doubles of everything!
Well, might as well keep the new ones and sell the crappier
Ones on ebay. >> what?!
>> I've never heard the voice chip say that before.
>> yeah, I'm a rare variant. [bleep] you, traitor!
>> [ laughs ] oh, that's great! [ keyboard clacking ]
Wow! $800! >> [bleep] you!
>> I'll get you next time, gadget!
Next ti-- [ computer beeps ]
[ ringing ] tom, what's the wifi password
Here? I got disconnected from the
Network! "madcat1."
That's what I typed, and it didn't --
All in lowercase. But the "m" in "mad" and the
"c" in "cat" are capitalized. All right, hold on. Hold on.
Oh! There it goes. Thank you, tom.
Tom is good people. >> is everything okay, marcie?
>> not really, dad. Four years of college, and I
Still don't know how to talk to boys.
>> just tell them what's in your heart.
>> like what? What would you say if you liked
A girl? >> [ chuckles ]
Well, I haven't thought about women since your mother passed,
But I'll try. I like you, and I'm wondering if
You feel the same. >> cool!
Thanks, dad. >> well, then, she'd say, "I'm
In my early 20s, but I like older men."
And then maybe I'd french her young mouth like this.
[ moaning, breathing heavily ] oh!
Oh, girl who works at costco, you like things in bulk, don't
You? I'm giving you something in
Bulk, all right. Oh, y-- oh, you like getting
Slapped with my membership card, you dirty slut?
Oh, who's your friend? She works checkout?
Check out these giant balls, baby.
Two girls, one guy. I like these odds.
One ball per girl. Dl-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll!
Oh, girls of costco, yes! Oh, yeah!
Oh, girls of costco! Oh, yeah, girls of costco!
Ohhh! Ahhh! Ah, yeah.
[ groans ] oh, I'm s-- I'm sorry.
I got a little carried away. >> can you...Help me burn my
Bed? >> hey, buddy, spare a credit?
>> sorry. Prime directive. Can't influence your natural
Path...In life. >> but I give you permission!
>> I'm...Sorry. Bro.
[ liquid sloshes ] oh!
I should probably clean that up. But then again, prime directive.
[ tones chime ] >> aaaah!
H-help me! >> no!
I've already done too much damage to the natural order!
Prime directive! [ beep ]
>> kirk, baby, where are you? You promised you'd meet my
Parents. >> sorry. Prime directive.
I...Can't let them know of my existence.
>> well, then, I guess I can't get that abortion!
>> mm. Sorry I'm late. >> damn right you're sorry.
>> what's this about an abortion?
>> [ groans ] me walluper hasn't been milked
By a bonnie in a fortnight. [ sheep bleating ]
Ah, good old gentle bessie. Let me moisten you up a bit down
There first. Ahh...
>> stuart! What in the hell are you doing?!
>> oh! Aye! Oh, it's -- it's not what it
Looks like! No, I was just thinking about,
Uh, inventing a musical instrument -- yeah! -- U-using a
Sheep's stomach as a -- as -- as a bag that you blow -- you
Blow right into. [ chuckles ]
If I had time to properly demonstrate...
>> I've got nowhere to be.
[ bagpipes play, sloshing ] [ sheep bleating ]
Stuart, I'm sorry. I had no right to jump to
Conclusions. >> [ sobs ] oh, bessie!
[ crying ] oh, god. That was the day I killed the
Two things I loved most in the world -- my beautiful bessie...
And music. I'd also killed music.
[ upbeat music plays ] >> no!
Defeated by rainbow brite and her gay rainbow powers!
>> hey! We don't use "gay" as a
Pejorative in rainbow land! >> a pejor-- no! No!
I'm just saying you're using your gay rainbow on me.
>> and who says the rainbow is gay?
>> gay people! It's the symbol of their
Culture! They make flags!
>> you know an awful lot about it.
>> yeah! I'm gay! Is that a problem?
>> 'course not! I just had no idea.
Did you know, twink? >> I'm gonna leave that "twink"
Thing on the table. All I was saying is that your
Entire operation is very, very gay, and that's great.
I hope we're at a place in our culture where we can call
Something gay and it's not the end of the world, because
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
>> I'm glad we had this talk. >> hey! What the [bleep]
You just start blasting at me again, you [bleep] homophobe?!
>> that ostrich is skiing! Huh.
>> and now back to nickelodeon's "the secret world of
Alex mack." >> and your prom queen is...
Alex mack. [ cheers and applause ]
[ crowd gasps ] [ laughter ]
>> you have messed with the wrong girl, because I have the
Power of telekinesis! [ creaking ]
>> is there a draft in here or something?
[ rattling ] >> oh, that's cool.
>> take a picture of me with the floating table!
>> I can also morph into a puddle.
>> I should clean up this spill here.
>> walter, watch out! >> ow!
[ crowd gasps ] I-I'm fine. I'm fine.
I just -- I bruised my elbow. >> now I'm really upset!
>> what are you doing? >> nothing.
I just glow when I'm upset. >> oh.
>> ugh! You're right -- I suck! The only other power I have is
Shooting electricity out of my fingers.
>> wait -- you can shoot electricity out of your fingers?
>> probably should have led with that.
[ electricity crackles ] [ all scream ]
>> we implanted two intracortical microelectrodes
Into your brain's motor cortex, which controls limb movement.
The integration process won't take long.
[ whirring ] hey, do not jerk off with it.
>> well, then, I don't want it. >> my fellow thundercats, when
Danger is near, I shall hold the sword of omens aloft and yell
Out a battle cry. >> and what shall our battle cry
Be, lion-o? >> I...Shall hold the sword
Aloft now and see what comes to me.
Thunder...Thunder...Thunder... Thundercats...
I need you because evil is near and we are friends and we are a
Team, so we must come together and fight because the eye of
Thundera is in the sky, and it is summoning everyone together,
So please come here. Panthro and tygra and...Panthro
And also cheetara and also wilykit and wilykat and also
Snarf. I think I said "panthro" twice.
I won't do that every time. Yes, we are the thundercats!
This is our battle cry! I love you guys!
You are my best friends, and I am lion-o, and I am a
Thundercat, and you guys are thundercats, too.
Mumm-ra is not a thundercat. He is bad, and we are gonna win
Against him because we are the thundercats, and the thundercats
Are here for you today because we are the thundercats.
Yeah! I'm lion-o.
I hope you guys wrote that down.
>> I liked it. Aah!
>> blagh! Eugggh! This pie's terrible!
What's in it?! >> the last hobo who trespassed
In my yard. >> [ groans ]
[ thud ] >> and now the cycle begins
Anew. >> oh, boy.
I wish I was a dothraki. That would be so cool!
Soooo cool... [ horses neigh ]
Oh, boy! I'm a dothraki! I might have to work a few
Crunches into my schedule. I look like a holocaust
Survivor. Wow! It's khal drogo!
Uhhhhh...Enuk chuk? But I'm not a girl!
I'm a brave warrior! [ gasps ]
Guhhhhhhhhh... [ music plays ]
It's not tv. It's hbo. >> my sun and stars treats me
Like a dog in bed. I need to earn his respect
Before I'm truly a queen. >> girlfriend, you got to take
Control of that man. First, you need to...
[ whispering ] and then you just...
[ whispering ] ...Right inside his...
[ whispering ] >> [ groaning ]
>> [ sighs ] the orgasm of the noble
Savage -- a beautiful sound. [ thump ]
>> aaaaaaagh! >> I think I broke his dick!
>> you broke his dick?!
You broke his dick! >> I broke his dick!
>> you broke his dick! >> I broke his dick!
I did everything you said! >> okay, full disclosure --
I don't know how sex works. >> aaaaah!
>> oh, boy, this job is way better!
I get to squire for king robert! So, what are we doing today?
>> this is a boar hunt, you idiot.
>> wow! A boar hunt?! That sounds fun!
[ giggles ] this is gonna be great.
>> robert needs his sword. Good god, the king needs his
Sword! >> huh?
>> aaaaaaaaah! >> [ squeals ]
>> oh, my god! Okay, new job. New job.
Just don't mess this one up. So, I just stand here holding
This basket? >> silence, fool!
The new king is speaking. >> eddard stark, for the crime
Of treason, you are sentenced to death.
[ crowd gasps ] >> psst! This is you, fool.
Get in there! >> [ gasps ] yay! I'm on!
Hi, sean bean. You were awesome in
"lord of the rings." "one does not simply walk into
Mordor." that's a classic!
>> aah! Aaah!
>> oh, gosh. I'm sorry. Sorry!
Oh, no! >> aaaaaaah!
>> wow! You're arya stark! Don't cry.
[ deep voice ] arya, this is your father talking.
You must be brave now. >> aaaaah!
>> I like this guy. >> oh, man, that was way less
Cool than I thought. But I did get to see the
Khaleesi naked. [ music plays ]
>> ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.