1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:10,809 [ thunder crashing ] [ drilling, sawing ] 2 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:19,885 [ electricity crackling ] >> it's alive! 3 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:41,373 >> well, we made it back after our wildest mission yet. 4 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,942 >> we're andy's toys -- forever and always! 5 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,879 >> [ clears throat ] >> w-where did you guys come 6 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,013 From? >> ebay. 7 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:50,516 Andy ordered us when he couldn't find you. 8 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:53,085 >> but we're irreplaceable in andy's heart! 9 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:57,856 >> andy spent exactly $32.44 to replace all of you, and his 10 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:01,260 Heart seems fine. [ footsteps approaching ] 11 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,028 >> what the -- how did this happen? 12 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:04,863 Aw, now I have doubles of everything! 13 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:07,599 Well, might as well keep the new ones and sell the crappier 14 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:08,867 Ones on ebay. >> what?! 15 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,270 >> I've never heard the voice chip say that before. 16 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,639 >> yeah, I'm a rare variant. [bleep] you, traitor! 17 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:16,341 >> [ laughs ] oh, that's great! [ keyboard clacking ] 18 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:20,145 Wow! $800! >> [bleep] you! 19 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:22,948 >> I'll get you next time, gadget! 20 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:26,085 Next ti-- [ computer beeps ] 21 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,457 [ ringing ] tom, what's the wifi password 22 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,625 Here? I got disconnected from the 23 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,461 Network! "madcat1." 24 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,963 That's what I typed, and it didn't -- 25 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:41,967 All in lowercase. But the "m" in "mad" and the 26 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:45,204 "c" in "cat" are capitalized. All right, hold on. Hold on. 27 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,674 Oh! There it goes. Thank you, tom. 28 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:54,613 Tom is good people. >> is everything okay, marcie? 29 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,715 >> not really, dad. Four years of college, and I 30 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,450 Still don't know how to talk to boys. 31 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,219 >> just tell them what's in your heart. 32 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,087 >> like what? What would you say if you liked 33 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,188 A girl? >> [ chuckles ] 34 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,524 Well, I haven't thought about women since your mother passed, 35 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,993 But I'll try. I like you, and I'm wondering if 36 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:10,162 You feel the same. >> cool! 37 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,097 Thanks, dad. >> well, then, she'd say, "I'm 38 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,899 In my early 20s, but I like older men." 39 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,168 And then maybe I'd french her young mouth like this. 40 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,872 [ moaning, breathing heavily ] oh! 41 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:22,608 Oh, girl who works at costco, you like things in bulk, don't 42 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,009 You? I'm giving you something in 43 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:25,777 Bulk, all right. Oh, y-- oh, you like getting 44 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,646 Slapped with my membership card, you dirty slut? 45 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,815 Oh, who's your friend? She works checkout? 46 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,617 Check out these giant balls, baby. 47 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,619 Two girls, one guy. I like these odds. 48 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,622 One ball per girl. Dl-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll! 49 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,158 Oh, girls of costco, yes! Oh, yeah! 50 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,394 Oh, girls of costco! Oh, yeah, girls of costco! 51 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:45,164 Ohhh! Ahhh! Ah, yeah. 52 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,299 [ groans ] oh, I'm s-- I'm sorry. 53 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:50,636 I got a little carried away. >> can you...Help me burn my 54 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,705 Bed? >> hey, buddy, spare a credit? 55 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:56,408 >> sorry. Prime directive. Can't influence your natural 56 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,444 Path...In life. >> but I give you permission! 57 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,713 >> I'm...Sorry. Bro. 58 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,149 [ liquid sloshes ] oh! 59 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,885 I should probably clean that up. But then again, prime directive. 60 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,354 [ tones chime ] >> aaaah! 61 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,423 H-help me! >> no! 62 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,092 I've already done too much damage to the natural order! 63 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,628 Prime directive! [ beep ] 64 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,198 >> kirk, baby, where are you? You promised you'd meet my 65 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,933 Parents. >> sorry. Prime directive. 66 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,801 I...Can't let them know of my existence. 67 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:26,205 >> well, then, I guess I can't get that abortion! 68 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,774 >> mm. Sorry I'm late. >> damn right you're sorry. 69 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:31,376 >> what's this about an abortion? 70 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:34,079 >> [ groans ] me walluper hasn't been milked 71 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:37,182 By a bonnie in a fortnight. [ sheep bleating ] 72 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:40,852 Ah, good old gentle bessie. Let me moisten you up a bit down 73 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,454 There first. Ahh... 74 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,057 >> stuart! What in the hell are you doing?! 75 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,459 >> oh! Aye! Oh, it's -- it's not what it 76 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,995 Looks like! No, I was just thinking about, 77 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:53,232 Uh, inventing a musical instrument -- yeah! -- U-using a 78 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:57,135 Sheep's stomach as a -- as -- as a bag that you blow -- you 79 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,304 Blow right into. [ chuckles ] 80 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:01,106 If I had time to properly demonstrate... 81 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,741 >> I've got nowhere to be. 82 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,681 [ bagpipes play, sloshing ] [ sheep bleating ] 83 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,017 Stuart, I'm sorry. I had no right to jump to 84 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:15,254 Conclusions. >> [ sobs ] oh, bessie! 85 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:18,056 [ crying ] oh, god. That was the day I killed the 86 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:22,594 Two things I loved most in the world -- my beautiful bessie... 87 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:27,733 And music. I'd also killed music. 88 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,334 [ upbeat music plays ] >> no! 89 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:33,238 Defeated by rainbow brite and her gay rainbow powers! 90 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,474 >> hey! We don't use "gay" as a 91 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,377 Pejorative in rainbow land! >> a pejor-- no! No! 92 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:41,113 I'm just saying you're using your gay rainbow on me. 93 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,682 >> and who says the rainbow is gay? 94 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,817 >> gay people! It's the symbol of their 95 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,386 Culture! They make flags! 96 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,454 >> you know an awful lot about it. 97 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,890 >> yeah! I'm gay! Is that a problem? 98 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,660 >> 'course not! I just had no idea. 99 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:57,029 Did you know, twink? >> I'm gonna leave that "twink" 100 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,298 Thing on the table. All I was saying is that your 101 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,367 Entire operation is very, very gay, and that's great. 102 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:04,970 I hope we're at a place in our culture where we can call 103 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,806 Something gay and it's not the end of the world, because 104 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,975 There's nothing wrong with being gay. 105 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:13,612 >> I'm glad we had this talk. >> hey! What the [bleep] 106 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:16,882 You just start blasting at me again, you [bleep] homophobe?! 107 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:22,054 >> that ostrich is skiing! Huh. 108 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:25,057 >> and now back to nickelodeon's "the secret world of 109 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:27,459 Alex mack." >> and your prom queen is... 110 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:30,929 Alex mack. [ cheers and applause ] 111 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:34,099 [ crowd gasps ] [ laughter ] 112 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,803 >> you have messed with the wrong girl, because I have the 113 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:42,074 Power of telekinesis! [ creaking ] 114 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:45,277 >> is there a draft in here or something? 115 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,412 [ rattling ] >> oh, that's cool. 116 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,448 >> take a picture of me with the floating table! 117 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,017 >> I can also morph into a puddle. 118 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,652 >> I should clean up this spill here. 119 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,520 >> walter, watch out! >> ow! 120 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,656 [ crowd gasps ] I-I'm fine. I'm fine. 121 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:03,462 I just -- I bruised my elbow. >> now I'm really upset! 122 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,664 >> what are you doing? >> nothing. 123 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,867 I just glow when I'm upset. >> oh. 124 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,703 >> ugh! You're right -- I suck! The only other power I have is 125 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,605 Shooting electricity out of my fingers. 126 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,141 >> wait -- you can shoot electricity out of your fingers? 127 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,009 >> probably should have led with that. 128 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:21,680 [ electricity crackles ] [ all scream ] 129 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,282 >> we implanted two intracortical microelectrodes 130 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,452 Into your brain's motor cortex, which controls limb movement. 131 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,654 The integration process won't take long. 132 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,324 [ whirring ] hey, do not jerk off with it. 133 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:36,128 >> well, then, I don't want it. >> my fellow thundercats, when 134 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:39,564 Danger is near, I shall hold the sword of omens aloft and yell 135 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,768 Out a battle cry. >> and what shall our battle cry 136 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,203 Be, lion-o? >> I...Shall hold the sword 137 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,806 Aloft now and see what comes to me. 138 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:51,576 Thunder...Thunder...Thunder... Thundercats... 139 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,279 I need you because evil is near and we are friends and we are a 140 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,848 Team, so we must come together and fight because the eye of 141 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,518 Thundera is in the sky, and it is summoning everyone together, 142 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,454 So please come here. Panthro and tygra and...Panthro 143 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:05,457 And also cheetara and also wilykit and wilykat and also 144 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,092 Snarf. I think I said "panthro" twice. 145 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,694 I won't do that every time. Yes, we are the thundercats! 146 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:12,063 This is our battle cry! I love you guys! 147 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,966 You are my best friends, and I am lion-o, and I am a 148 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,602 Thundercat, and you guys are thundercats, too. 149 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,672 Mumm-ra is not a thundercat. He is bad, and we are gonna win 150 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:23,442 Against him because we are the thundercats, and the thundercats 151 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:25,844 Are here for you today because we are the thundercats. 152 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,680 Yeah! I'm lion-o. 153 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,018 I hope you guys wrote that down. 154 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,955 >> I liked it. Aah! 155 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,961 >> blagh! Eugggh! This pie's terrible! 156 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,397 What's in it?! >> the last hobo who trespassed 157 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:47,432 In my yard. >> [ groans ] 158 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:49,301 [ thud ] >> and now the cycle begins 159 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,536 Anew. >> oh, boy. 160 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:55,674 I wish I was a dothraki. That would be so cool! 161 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:59,511 Soooo cool... [ horses neigh ] 162 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:02,914 Oh, boy! I'm a dothraki! I might have to work a few 163 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,151 Crunches into my schedule. I look like a holocaust 164 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,354 Survivor. Wow! It's khal drogo! 165 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:16,728 Uhhhhh...Enuk chuk? But I'm not a girl! 166 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:20,565 I'm a brave warrior! [ gasps ] 167 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:24,569 Guhhhhhhhhh... [ music plays ] 168 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:29,841 It's not tv. It's hbo. >> my sun and stars treats me 169 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,511 Like a dog in bed. I need to earn his respect 170 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:35,747 Before I'm truly a queen. >> girlfriend, you got to take 171 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,316 Control of that man. First, you need to... 172 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,619 [ whispering ] and then you just... 173 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,421 [ whispering ] ...Right inside his... 174 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:47,092 [ whispering ] >> [ groaning ] 175 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,060 >> [ sighs ] the orgasm of the noble 176 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,096 Savage -- a beautiful sound. [ thump ] 177 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,231 >> aaaaaaagh! >> I think I broke his dick! 178 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,466 >> you broke his dick?! 179 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,069 You broke his dick! >> I broke his dick! 180 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,207 >> you broke his dick! >> I broke his dick! 181 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:08,079 I did everything you said! >> okay, full disclosure -- 182 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,616 I don't know how sex works. >> aaaaah! 183 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,919 >> oh, boy, this job is way better! 184 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:17,556 I get to squire for king robert! So, what are we doing today? 185 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,791 >> this is a boar hunt, you idiot. 186 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,594 >> wow! A boar hunt?! That sounds fun! 187 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:25,163 [ giggles ] this is gonna be great. 188 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:28,500 >> robert needs his sword. Good god, the king needs his 189 00:09:28,502 --> 00:09:29,601 Sword! >> huh? 190 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,336 >> aaaaaaaaah! >> [ squeals ] 191 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,005 >> oh, my god! Okay, new job. New job. 192 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:37,075 Just don't mess this one up. So, I just stand here holding 193 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,843 This basket? >> silence, fool! 194 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:42,147 The new king is speaking. >> eddard stark, for the crime 195 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,583 Of treason, you are sentenced to death. 196 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:48,386 [ crowd gasps ] >> psst! This is you, fool. 197 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,522 Get in there! >> [ gasps ] yay! I'm on! 198 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,290 Hi, sean bean. You were awesome in 199 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,759 "lord of the rings." "one does not simply walk into 200 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,162 Mordor." that's a classic! 201 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,598 >> aah! Aaah! 202 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,800 >> oh, gosh. I'm sorry. Sorry! 203 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:05,236 Oh, no! >> aaaaaaah! 204 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,839 >> wow! You're arya stark! Don't cry. 205 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,542 [ deep voice ] arya, this is your father talking. 206 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,911 You must be brave now. >> aaaaah! 207 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:17,015 >> I like this guy. >> oh, man, that was way less 208 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,851 Cool than I thought. But I did get to see the 209 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,220 Khaleesi naked. [ music plays ] 210 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:26,024 >> ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 211 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,159 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶ 212 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,295 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 213 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,464 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶ 214 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,599 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ 215 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,801 ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶ 216 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,372 Ba-gawk! Bawk.