1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,941 [ thunder crashes ] >> [ laughs evilly ] 2 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:10,943 [ sawing ] 3 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:19,852 [ electricity crackles ] >> it's alive! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,531 [ thunder crashes ] >> [ laughs evilly ] 5 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,834 [ smooch! ] [ laughs evilly ] 6 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,672 >> james, sirius, peter -- the moon is out! 7 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:44,443 I'm...Turning into a werewolf! Aah! Aaaah! 8 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,212 >> don't worry, friend! We'll transform into animals 9 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,281 With you! >> [ howls ] 10 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,183 >> follow him! We have to get somewhere 11 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,185 Isolated! >> hold on. Where's james? 12 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,387 >> okay. That's it. Easy, girl... 13 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,523 >> james! What the hell are you doing?! 14 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,224 >> I'm going to [bleep] this deer. 15 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,760 You know, when in rome... >> what do you mean, "when in 16 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,862 Rome"? >> like, I wouldn't normally 17 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,832 Do shrooms, but if I went to burning man, of course I'd do 18 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,700 Shrooms. >> this isn't shrooms! 19 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,336 It's bestiality! >> no! Bestiality would be if 20 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:14,973 I were a human [bleep] a deer. But I'm a deer [bleep] a deer. 21 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,810 Now, if you'll excuse me... >> stop it! Stop it! 22 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:19,545 That's gross! >> oh, come on. 23 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:22,481 You've never [bleep] a dog? >> [ scoffs ] no! 24 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,583 >> liar! >> okay, I led him far into 25 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,418 The woods where he can't hurt anyone. 26 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,287 >> peter, you [bleep] rats, don't you? 27 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,989 >> ew! No! >> I mean, when you're a rat. 28 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:33,292 >> oh, yeah, of course. >> gentlemen, are we going to 29 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,662 Bone or what? >> all: Professor mcgonagall?! 30 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,430 >> the female anatomy looks like this. 31 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,265 [ children giggling ] >> come on, guys. 32 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,769 Let's try to be mature here. >> it's pink. 33 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,205 >> but, bruce, there's a party going on! 34 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:49,274 >> sorry, doll, I need to check on my piano. 35 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:56,982 I just had it tuned. [ chords play ] 36 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:00,219 >> have you guys seen bruce wayne's piano?! 37 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,255 >> all right, joker, you can run, but you can't hide. 38 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:06,925 [ "chopsticks" plays ] uh-oh. 39 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:10,829 >> and that's just a warm-up. [ piano playing ] 40 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:14,166 >> crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Who is touching my things?! 41 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:19,705 Unh! [ all cheering ] 42 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,306 Stop playing the piano! Aah! 43 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,642 I hate bats! And yet they motivate me! 44 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,677 I'm so complicated! Aah! 45 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:29,548 [ groans ] >> mr. Wayne, what's happening?! 46 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:34,019 [ both screaming ] >> and now a little something 47 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:37,823 From my own album! [ guests screaming ] 48 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,294 >> please, I've been walking since July! 49 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,863 I -- I can't get down! Please! 50 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:49,601 Why won't anyone help me? [ both grunting ] 51 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,603 >> back, beast! Nothing will stop me from 52 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:54,373 Avenging my family! [ echoing ] family...Family... 53 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,275 Family... 54 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:03,348 >> [ growls ] [ roars ] 55 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:07,953 >> whoa, hey! What the hell -- 56 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:13,392 Aah! [ guards shouting ] 57 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,294 >> we doing this? 58 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,605 All right, you [bleep] come and get it! 59 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:31,009 >> since 1964, the "up" documentary series has been 60 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:34,179 Following the lives of 14 people every 7 years. 61 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:36,882 In "7 up," marla was a precocious little girl who 62 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,585 Loved drawing. In "35 up," she was a divorced 63 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:44,189 Mother working as a waitress. In "84 up," she died. Alone. 64 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:47,459 In "112 up," a group of scientists stole her brain and 65 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:50,395 Froze it in a secret government lab. 66 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,765 And now, in "210 up," her brain has been placed in a 67 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:57,069 Military-grade killdozer to fight invaders from the 68 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,905 Andromeda galaxy. >> fighting aliens is fun and 69 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:03,775 All, but I'll always regret never becoming an artist. 70 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:07,279 Someone hungry for a bite of killdozer?! 71 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:13,218 Aaaaaaaaah! >> take a bite of this juicy 72 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,220 Apple! >> is it organic? 73 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:18,123 >> I'm not sure what you mean. >> was it made with growth 74 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,359 Hormones? >> I don't think so. 75 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,227 Look, just eat the apple. >> oh, I'm sorry. 76 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,596 I really can't eat this apple unless I know it's free of 77 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,132 Hormones or pesticides. >> oh, that's fair. 78 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:30,302 Yes, I have the apple's paperwork right here in my... 79 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:33,772 >> ohh! Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! 80 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,241 >> we've crashed into dune's southern desert. 81 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:39,244 We must get to the rocks. Only there will we be safe from 82 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:41,546 The giant sandworms. >> they're attracted to the 83 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,549 Sound of our footfalls, right? >> yes, but as long as you walk 84 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:49,087 Without rhythm, you won't attract the worm. 85 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:53,125 >> uh, jamal, why don't you hang back and give us a head start? 86 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,594 >> what? I can walk without rhythm. 87 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,297 Watch this! >> look at me! I'm doing it! 88 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,332 Yes, one foot in front of the other, see? 89 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,668 Just makin' my way -- uh-oh. Oh, no. Wait. 90 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:07,205 H-hold on. [ rumbling ] 91 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,608 Aah! >> jamal! 92 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,210 He died. But, damn, he looked cool 93 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,479 Doing it. >> welcome to 94 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:18,083 "legends of the hidden temple"! I'm your host, kirk fogg, and 95 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,953 This is olmec, guardian of the temple and its legends. 96 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,523 >> hey, there, kirk. >> olmec and I have been buddies 97 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,625 For a long time, isn't that right, olmec? 98 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,061 [ echoing ] long time.... Long time... 99 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:31,163 Long time... >> doba una nabayuma chuk laka 100 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,065 Olmec. >> he says that he is 101 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:36,401 Showing you the statue of olmec, the all-powerful god of the 102 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,704 Nabayuma people. >> he will be perfect for our 103 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,473 Children's game show. >> wait. What? 104 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,875 >> aah! [ natives shouting ] 105 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:48,246 >> all right! Move, move, move! >> slime them! 106 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,148 Slime them all! 107 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:57,656 [ natives screaming ] olmec? Olmec! 108 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:00,859 I said, what's today's legend? >> uh, oh! 109 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,795 Uh, sorry, kirk. Today's legend is... 110 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:07,766 "the necklace of marie curie." >> thank you, olmec! 111 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,902 >> [ sobbing ] >> [ barking ] 112 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,138 >> what's the matter, lassie? >> [ barking ] 113 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,240 >> nope. I ain't coming, girl. 114 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,843 I told him a thousand times to stop playing around that well. 115 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,845 It's dangerous. He'll have to figure something 116 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,781 Out for himself, [bleep] punk kid. 117 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,683 >> [ whines ] 118 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:33,091 >> lassie! Help! >> ♪ we are the chipmunks ♪ 119 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:36,428 >> October 27, 2013. Salt lake city. 120 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,531 Alvin falls onstage. Word quickly spreads that he 121 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,968 Has, in fact, died. October 29, 2013. 122 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,470 San diego. Alvin is back. 123 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:47,873 The rumors, it seems, were false. 124 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:51,009 But in November, a photograph from chipmunks manager 125 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,478 David seville's backyard goes viral. 126 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,947 Pressure mounts. By early December, seville can 127 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:59,151 No longer dodge the scrutiny. >> I'm surprised nobody called 128 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:02,521 Me out on this earlier. The chipmunks have been touring 129 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,457 Since 1958. The average life-span of a 130 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,893 Chipmunk is three years. You can do the math. 131 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,795 >> is it true you destroyed the death certificates? 132 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,430 >> there are no death certificates. 133 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,598 They are rodents. >> will you surrender the 134 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,801 Corpses to authorities for full autopsies? 135 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:19,337 >> again, they are rodents. Legally speaking, I could throw 136 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,773 Them down a well. In fact, I accidentally ran over 137 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,776 One of the simons, and I simply replaced him with a new chipmunk 138 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,412 From the crate of spare chipmunks I keep in the back of 139 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,281 My jeep. [ reporters groan ] 140 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:36,955 >> my jeep smells awful. [ "chopsticks" plays ] 141 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,925 >> welcome to the princess summit, where we address the 142 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:42,461 Complex political issues facing our kingdoms. 143 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,362 >> hairstyles! >> talking pets! 144 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,665 >> hairstyles for our talking pets! 145 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,567 >> crabs! I've got crabs. 146 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:53,438 >> well, isn't that just, um... And where's our newest princess? 147 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:57,042 >> ach! Sorry I'm late! I killed a boar on the way here. 148 00:07:57,044 --> 00:08:00,011 >> oh, you're so feminist and empowered... 149 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,380 Great. >> 'ey, wee beastie! 150 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:05,383 Have we got to grievances yet? A bunch of wee dwarves are 151 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:09,354 Illegally mining me territory! >> oh, merida, you have far 152 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:12,257 Bigger problems. Let me tell you about them. 153 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:15,861 >> not a damn song. >> ♪ here's a list of things 154 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,830 To drop ♪ ♪ your accent, bow, that tangled 155 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,600 Mop ♪ ♪ fifteen pounds from off your 156 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,436 Hips ♪ ♪ those ginger afros 'neath your 157 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,872 Pits ♪ ♪ and no prince will want to 158 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:29,341 Mingle ♪ ♪ with a girl with no hit 159 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,977 Single ♪ >> and your pet's hair is a 160 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,012 Disaster. >> that's me mother! 161 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,816 She's a bear! The trailer was very misleading! 162 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:42,354 I came here lookin' for justice! Instead, I found treachery. 163 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:46,591 >> prepare yourself...For war. >> someone finally said it! 164 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,760 See you on the killing fields, round eyes! 165 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,496 >> amen, sister! >> stuck up bitches. 166 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:55,400 [ bell tolls ] >> ooh, that merida! 167 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:58,837 I'll show her! Send in my war council! 168 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:02,841 [ birds chirping ] what shall I do, little one? 169 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:07,946 Oh, my. Okay, okay, I get it, I get it. 170 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,882 We need weapons! >> I've got a guy. 171 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,686 >> oh! Good idea! We'll fight them with magic. 172 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,589 >> bibbity boppity boo. That's 20 grand. 173 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,891 >> oh, wow. >> do you need thingamabobs? 174 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,494 I've got thingamabobs! >> nobody cares about the dildo 175 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:26,131 Collection you dredged up from the atlantic, you fishy bitch. 176 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,433 >> [ crying ] [ door slams ] 177 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:32,003 >> anyone else have cold tits? >> all right, ladies! 178 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:36,074 Show me what you've got! >> hyah! Hyah! 179 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:40,612 I finally found the perfect conditioner -- blood! 180 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,848 >> oh, curse these stubby arms! >> you're an alligator. 181 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:47,719 Be an alligator! >> wait! Don't -- 182 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,655 >> oh, I'm so sorry. >> no, no, no. It was a -- 183 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:54,492 It was a good kill. >> not all of us will live to 184 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:58,997 Wish upon a star tonight, but we give our lives for a greater 185 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,465 Good. >> oh, dear. 186 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,535 I think I'm getting sleepy. I might have to sit this one 187 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:06,004 Out, guys... >> don't you pull that shit now! 188 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,505 >> just teasing -- unh! 189 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:10,475 >> bring me the scalp and/or weave of snow white! 190 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,812 Charge! >> I will show you a world of 191 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,313 Death! >> look everyone! 192 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,383 I brought my thingamabob! My weapons-grade thingamabob! 193 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,952 >> oh, you just don't know what words are. 194 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,555 That's your thing. [ beeping ] 195 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,657 >> run away! Run away! 196 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:29,327 >> ♪ bend over and grab your ankles -- ♪ 197 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:40,839 >> me mother's... A bear... 198 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:45,310 [ gun cocks ] [ ting! ] 199 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,512 >> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 200 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,648 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 201 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,783 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 202 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,952 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 203 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,087 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 204 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,289 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 205 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,191 Ba-gawk! Bawk.