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[ thunder crashes ]
>> [ laughs evilly ]

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[ sawing ]

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[ electricity crackles ]
>> it's alive!

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[ thunder crashes ]
>> [ laughs evilly ]

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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]

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>> I've been waiting for this
for so long.

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Easy.
[ moaning loudly ]

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>> if I don't steal
north korea's nuclear launch

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Codes, it could mean
world war iii.

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Aah!
>> well, well, well...

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Have I caught the great
kim possible?

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Or am I just...Kim-agining
things?

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>> kim jong-un.
War is not the answer!

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>> how do you like my security
system?

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I've made certain...
Kim-provements.

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[ alligator roars ]
>> you're a madman!

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>> you are kim-prisoned.
>> stop mocking my name!

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>> kim-itation is the sincerest
form of flattery.

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>> okay,<i> kim.</i>
So where's your kim-aginary

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Wife?
>> she's, uh, on vacation,

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Kim-becile!
>> more like you're kim-potent.

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>> that's a lie!
It's kim-mense!

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>> you're so kim-mature.
>> my wife's real.

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Not like your kim-plants!
>> what are you kim-plying?

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>> natural breasts don't form a
perfect right angle.

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>> geez. These two should just
bang and get it over with.

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>> yeah, he should kim-pregnate
her.

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>> you're dead to me, david.
>> you can take my life, but you

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Can never improve my shitty
audio quality!

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[ all shouting ]
yaaaaaaah!

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>> this is george.
He's a monkey in africa.

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He's very curious.
One day, a man in a yellow hat

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Came along.
George accidentally scratched

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The man in the yellow hat.
But george gave the man such an

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Adorable sorry face, he decided
to take george to live with him

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In new york city!
The man in the yellow hat was

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Feeling sick, so george went out
to explore by himself.

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George was so curious.
He put his mouth on everything!

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After a few days, george thought
he saw the man in the yellow

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Hat, but it was a different man
in yellow.

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[ horns honking, people
shouting ]

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Then george saw the biggest bird
he'd ever seen.

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And then it took a poop --
[ gasps ]

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Oh, my god! George, run!
George, stop being curious for

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One freakin' minute!
Take cover!

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>> you ever played roulette?
>> occasionally.

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>> well, let me give you a word
of advice -- always bet on

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Black!
And when black wins, pay your

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Taxes.
Always pay your taxes.

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>> don't burn through your
retirement savings too fast,

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Frank!
>> oh, I'm set for life.

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>> oh. 401(k)? Mutual funds?
I.R.A.?

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>> nah, those are for suckers.
I played it smart.

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Real smart.
Angie!

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We're gonna be cruising to
applebee's in matching humvees!

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[ vault door opens ]
this shelf here should buy a

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Gulfstream!
>> is this a joke?

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These are toys.
>> these are beanie babies!

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Have you been living under a
rock?

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>> I know what beanie babies
are.

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By 1999, they were worthless.
>> I really should have checked

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The value more than once every
16 years.

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Where you going?
>> to live with my sister's

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Family, and on the way, get an
application to be a walmart

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Greeter.
[ door closes ]

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>> [ coughing ]

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[ humming ]
spare a quarter.

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>> damn, y'all!
Is that a fur coat made out of

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Beanie babies?
>> yeah.

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>> them things is like gold!
At least the last time I

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Checked.
You must be the richest pimp in

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Town!
>> pimp?

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No! No, no, no, I --
that's right, baby.

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I'm the richest pimp in town!
[ funk music plays ]

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Mess with my hoes, will you?!
>> damn straight you won't!

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Come here!
>> nah, nah, nah!

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This is my block, mother[bleep]
oh, hell no!

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Aah-ha!
>> I just flew into the

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Caribbean on my very own
gulfstream jet.

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This is the retirement I always
dreamed of!

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Thank you, beanie babies!
>> oh, baby.

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>> um, son, did you pay for
those fritos?

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Aah!
[bleep] frank!

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[ dog yelps ]

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[ dog yelps ]

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[ sirens wail ]

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>> ♪ kiss her face then go for
second base ♪

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♪ swamps are the place for you
to get it on ♪

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Enjoying your night with ariel?
Maybe you want to show your

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Appreciation to the house?
>> why do you deserve a tip?

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>> oh?
You think a swamp is naturally

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Romantic?
You owe me and my team a little

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Taste for setting the mood!
>> no way.

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If anything, you are
[bleep]blocking me right now.

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Ohh! Ow!
>> no, no, no!

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I'm just a crab who cuts fools.
You a fool, eric?

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>> [ groaning ]
>> ♪ pay the crab before her

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Boobs you grab ♪
♪ or your nuts we'll stab ♪

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♪ and you'll bleed out,
my friend ♪

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>> [ gulps ]

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>> [ whispering ]
>> pick him up at isengard?!

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That's a three-hour flight!
>> he thought you'd say that.

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He said, "you're a bird.
You can sit in your nest and do

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Nothing some other day."
>> what?!

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Oh, what an asshole.
>> hey, hate to do this, but he

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Wants you to pick up food on the
way.

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"just something quick," he said.
>> something quick?

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What, does he think I'm gonna
stumble upon a [bleep] arby's?

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>> durin stew is 10 farthings.
>> when I asked about money, he

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Was like, "uh...
I don't think I..."

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>> [ grumbles ]
>> aah!

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>> do not trifle with the power
of the ring!

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>> there is only one lord of the
ring, and he does not share

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Power.
>> aah! Damn it, gandalf!

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I think you ruptured a disc!
>> we must fly to rivendell on

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The quick!
>> screw rivendell!

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I'm gonna go see my
chiropractor!

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>> could you stop at an arby's
on the way?

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>> and now back to
"gullah gullah island"!

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>> this sure is fun,
binyah binyah!

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>> binyah binyah have fun, too!
[ knock on door ]

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>> I'll get it!
>> hello, sir.

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We're investigating a tip.
A criminal might be in the area.

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He's robbed a bank and shot
three policemen.

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>> oh, no!
Well, there's nobody here but

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Me, my wife, our three children,
and our man-sized pet polliwog.

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>> binyah binyah!
>> yeah, no, no, no.

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That's a man in a frog suit.
>> what? No!

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He's just the giant polliwog we
rescued!

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>> where did you find him?
>> oh, behind an

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Amphibious-animal costume shop!
>> I'm gonna need him out of

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That frog suit by the count of
three.

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One...
>> binyah binyah!

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>> ...Two...
>> binyah binyah!

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>> ...Three.
>> aah! No!

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Don't shoot!
>> down on the ground, frog man!

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>> what's on his skin?!
>> sores, you dumbass!

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From wearing a polliwog costume
for four months straight!

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>> [ grunts ]
binyah binyah!

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Binyah binyah!
Ohh!

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>> oh, no. Oh...
Ah...Ah...

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Ah-choo!

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>> eugene!
I am a time lord.

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I need you to be my companion on
a grand adventure.

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>> I've waited my whole life for
something this cool to happen!

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>> well, then, step into my
tardis.

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It's an acronym that stands
for...

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>> no way!
The tardis from "doctor who"!

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I've never seen the show, but I
feel like I've absorbed the gist

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Of it through nerd osmosis!
>> ...The fabric of time itself!

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Eugene?
You look different.

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Well, come on, then!
>> yaaaaaay!

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>> [ groans ]
>> cooooool!

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>> it's much bigger on the
inside than the outside.

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I bet that's mind-blowing for
you.

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>> uh, not really.
Snoopy's doghouse does the same

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Thing.
>> I bet snoopy's doghouse can't

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Fly.
>> you clearly don't know dick

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About snoopy.
[ sniffs ]

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Smells kind of rank in here.
You ever think about opening a

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Window?
>> no! Don't!

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You almost killed us both!
>> it's kind of a design flaw.

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Snoopy would not approve.
>> shut up about snoopy!

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>> wow!
This soundstage is amazing!

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>> an easy mistake to make,
given your limited experience.

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This is the city of flurrjazz.
>> these costumes are cool

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Considering they probably cost a
dollar!

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I mean, a pound, or a ha'penny.
I don't know british money.

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>> they are not costumes.
They are clothes.

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>> how much did your clothes
cost?

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>> half a penny.
>> ha ha! Knew it.

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Where are we going next?
>> our mission is here on

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Flurrjazz!
You see, on this planet, people

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Express joy as fear!
>> this is less cool than I

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Thought.
>> it's a parable for how earth

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People have too much stress in
their lives!

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[ crowd screaming ]
a dalek!

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My greatest arch-enemy!

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Okay, bollocks to this.
>> [ laughs ]

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It came back!
>> yeah, it's all yours.

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Go for it.
>> my adventure finally begins!

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>> no, thanks.
>> I know. Right?

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By the way, I really need to
apologize --

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>> hey, kids!
Whoever gets the high score on

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"starfighter" gets to fly to
outer space with me!

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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪

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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪

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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪

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Ba-gawk! Bawk.