1 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:08,941 [ thunder crashes ] >> [ laughs evilly ] 2 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:10,943 [ sawing ] 3 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:19,852 [ electricity crackles ] >> it's alive! 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,531 [ thunder crashes ] >> [ laughs evilly ] 5 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,834 [ smooch! ] [ laughs evilly ] 6 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:42,875 [ whimsical music plays ] >> off to neverland! 7 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:48,680 >> come on, nana! [ bell jingles ] 8 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:53,886 >> [ barking ] [ strained barking ] 9 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,092 [ barking stops ] 10 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,932 [ children laughing ] >> yay! 11 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:11,770 >> now, fantastic fools, you shall feel the wrath of doom! 12 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:16,942 >> sheesh, doom, why the heck are you so grouchy all the time? 13 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:21,814 >> yes! The finishing touch. Now the world will tremble when 14 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:24,783 They look upon dr. Doom! >> dr. Doom, wait. 15 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,218 The mask is not -- [ sizzling ] 16 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:29,088 >> aah! Sweet lord in heaven! 17 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,557 >> oh, wait. The mask is upside down. 18 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:34,193 >> hold still, doctor. >> a-a-a-a-aah! 19 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:37,029 >> okay, once more with feeling. >> you sons of -- 20 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:38,564 [ sizzling ] aah! 21 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,799 >> let us not delay. >> yes, the codpiece remains. 22 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,701 >> what did you -- did you say "codpiece"? 23 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,237 Aah! Clock out, guys! 24 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,939 >> oh, the codpiece is upside down. 25 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:49,741 >> what did you -- aah! 26 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:57,316 >> sorry about your dick, dude. >> you're going to prison, 27 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,517 Sinestro. >> all: No! 28 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,919 >> we love him! >> sorry, green fool. 29 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:04,723 Your ring won't affect anything yellow, so i adopted a bunch of 30 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,526 Asian kids. >> "a," that's incredibly 31 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:10,129 Racist, and, "b," that's not how my ring works. 32 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,564 >> i know, i know, but the more i thought about it, the more i 33 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,467 Fell in love with the idea. I adore these little scamps. 34 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,036 >> all: We love you, mr. Sinestro! 35 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,572 >> ohh, look at 'em! >> hi. 36 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,609 I'm a centaur -- half man, half horse. 37 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:27,012 >> please, do your part to help keep my people alive. 38 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,314 [bleep] a horse. >> ♪ sexy ♪ 39 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,484 [ techno music plays ] [ horse whinnies ] 40 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:38,657 ♪ sexy ♪ ♪ horses are sexy ♪ 41 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,094 ♪ you should [bleep] a horse ♪ ♪ horses are sexy ♪ 42 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:44,630 ♪ you should [bleep] a horse right now ♪ 43 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:48,634 ♪ horses are sexy ♪ ♪ you should [bleep] a horse ♪ 44 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,503 ♪ horses are sexy ♪ ♪ you should [bleep] a horse 45 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,272 Right now ♪ ♪ sexy ♪ 46 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:56,175 [ horse whinnies ] >> bear grylls here. 47 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:58,877 Today, i'm gonna show you how to survive in a truly exotic 48 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,013 Environment. Behind me are matt dillon, 49 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,782 Neve campbell, and denise richards from the movie 50 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:07,019 "wild things." [ dramatic music plays ] 51 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,955 What you want to do is distract matt dillon by talking about how 52 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,657 Good he was in "drugstore cowboy." 53 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:14,493 Then you finger bang the girls under the water while the jets 54 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,961 Hide it all. >> who are you? 55 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,930 >> you know, you were just incredible in 56 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:20,065 "drugstore cowboy." >> oh. [ chuckles ] 57 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,501 >> oh, my gosh, this is the best hot tub ever. 58 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,736 >> ooh, i'm really branching out from tv! 59 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:28,874 >> and remember, a bird in the hand is worth a hand in two 60 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,943 Bushes. [ both moaning ] 61 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:32,811 >> dr. Stone to houston in the blind. 62 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,347 Is anyone there? Please? Please, you're my only hope. 63 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,916 >> hey, it's time for dick wax and the fridge... 64 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,484 >> ♪ in the morning ♪ [ boing! ] 65 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,386 >> hello? Can you hear me? 66 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,689 >> hey, hot tits. You're on with dick wax and 67 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:46,058 The fridge. >> listen, i'm an astronaut 68 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,260 Stranded in space. A-actually, i'm more of a 69 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,762 Medical doctor than an astronaut who, some would say, had no 70 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,397 Business up here in the first place. 71 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,067 >> uh-oh, sounds like someone's a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs! 72 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,969 >> i'd let her suck on my cocoa puffs. 73 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:59,204 >> oh, the fridge, you son of a bitch! 74 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,473 >> listen! My name is dr. Ryan stone. 75 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,443 I need to reach nasa. >> [ british accent ] well, my 76 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:09,982 Name is margaret thatcher, and i need some balls in my mouth. 77 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:11,984 >> shut the [bleep] up, you morons! 78 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,986 >> easy there, dr. Bone. [ boing! ] 79 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:17,189 We'll connect you with nasa if you can name the famous singer 80 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:19,791 Who had a nip slip yesterday. >> i don't know. 81 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,360 I've been in space this whole week. 82 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,829 >> unh, unh, unh! No nip slip, no nasa. 83 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:26,932 >> fine. Was it...Beyoncé? 84 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,602 >> it was beyoncé! You know your nip slips! 85 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,704 We'll connect you with nasa now. [ telephone rings ] 86 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,640 >> nasa headquarters. Houston. >> oh, thank god. 87 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,475 This is dr. Rya-- >> boom! 88 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,277 You just got fridged! [ toilet flushes ] 89 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,647 >> oh [bleep] it. [ alarms blaring ] 90 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,049 [ tires squeal ] >> you are dead, asshole! 91 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,851 >> oh, yeah? >> aah, like a good neighbor, 92 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,719 State farm is there! >> with state farm's -- 93 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,754 >> peace! >> wh-what? 94 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:51,123 >> [ grunts ] you messed with the wrong guy! 95 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,892 >> aah! >> we'll be holding an election 96 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:58,263 To determine papa smurf's second in command, and since i'm the 97 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:01,566 Smartest, i know you'll be choosing me. 98 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,201 [ punch lands ] [ whistle! ] 99 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,537 [ grunts, groans ] [ southern accent ] this is 100 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:09,207 Nothing short of betrayal. These blue buffoons have no idea 101 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,576 With whom they're trifling. Hell, they don't even realize 102 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,912 I've landed on my head so many times, i've lost my moral 103 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,615 Compass and now speak with a southern accent. 104 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,517 [ dramatic music plays ] 105 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:23,755 Now to smurf the pawns on the smurfing board. 106 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,525 >> brainy smurf? >> [ normal voice ] i simply had 107 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,960 To express my admiration to you, gargamel. 108 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,930 Even though your villainous plots threaten my people, i've 109 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,765 Always appreciated their cunning. 110 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,802 >> wow. I-i didn't realize how much i 111 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:40,138 [sniffles] needed to hear that. >> i only wish there was someone 112 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,141 That could help you succeed by giving you the location of 113 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,310 Smurf village. [ southern accent ] and now in 114 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,547 Three, two, one. >> wait! 115 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,350 You could tell me. >> smurfmate. 116 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:54,853 [ normal voice ] my dear, it appears i've seduced you. 117 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,622 And now i want a favor. >> gee, i don't know if i should 118 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:00,225 Help you, brainy. Ohh! 119 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:03,161 Oh, my. Oh, smurf it. 120 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,231 Smurf it right....There. [ inhales deeply ] 121 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,866 Oh, it's so good. >> [ southern accent ] well, 122 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,736 What did you expect? This is not netflix. 123 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:14,473 [ normal voice ] looks like someone had a secret past life, 124 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,976 Handy smurf. >> i -- it's not my fault! 125 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,312 My name is literally slang for "hand job." 126 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:23,281 It took me years before i figured out the whole handyman 127 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,250 Angle. >> as long as you build the 128 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:28,787 Invention we discussed, no one will be the wiser. 129 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,923 >> oh, god. [ sobbing ] 130 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:35,093 >> the votes are in, and papa smurf's new second in 131 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,862 Command is...[gasps] hefty smurf! 132 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:40,599 [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, he's just so hot. 133 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:44,302 >> at last! I killed a geriatric, four-inch 134 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,805 Gnome! "least likely to succeed," my 135 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:50,275 Ass, class of '53, huh? [ cannon cocks ] 136 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:53,378 Are you double-crossing -- [ machine-gun fire ] 137 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:58,717 Aah! >> uh, b-b-brainy did it! 138 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,887 He saved us. I demand we redo the vote. 139 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:07,292 [ cheers and applause ] >> and so, after a runoff vote, 140 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,896 I am honored to announce that papa smurf's second in command 141 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,664 Is... Hefty?! 142 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,533 >> you just can't argue with how hot he is. 143 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,067 >> [ southern accent ] impossible! 144 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:20,205 I played the game perfectly. I -- actually, you know what? 145 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:24,609 He is pretty hot. >> as a neanderthal, my brain is 146 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,245 Way bigger than all you homo erectus. 147 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,315 >> okay, oog. Don't have to keep bragging how 148 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,584 Great you are. >> i think i do. 149 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:36,621 Yo, ug, durg, play them rocks. [ xylophone music plays ] 150 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,957 [ rapping ] ♪ unh ♪ ♪ ah ♪ 151 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,692 ♪ my name is oog ♪ ♪ spell it out ♪ 152 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:44,029 ♪ o-o-g, that's original original gangsta, see? ♪ 153 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,731 ♪ i'm next on the evolutionary tree ♪ 154 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,733 ♪ your brain's the size of a chimpanzee ♪ 155 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,469 >> [ chuckles ] >> ♪ my hunting skills 156 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,704 Are so fabulous ♪ ♪ i make homo erectus 157 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,639 Look like homo habilis ♪ >> all: Ohh! 158 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,942 >> ♪ i spit the hot fire 'cause i invented fire ♪ 159 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,344 ♪ then i ate the fire, and it burned my mouth ♪ 160 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,347 ♪ so i screamed real loud and spat out the fire ♪ 161 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,016 ♪ my advice ♪ ♪ yo, don't eat the fire ♪ 162 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,619 ♪ check out my cave art, horses and bison ♪ 163 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,055 ♪ here's me and your mama ♪ ♪ that detail is fly, son ♪ 164 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,057 ♪ you don't understand modern art at all ♪ 165 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,925 ♪ you wipe your ass with your hand and press it 166 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,728 On the wa-wall ♪ ♪ so many girls want to rub 167 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,563 My stub ♪ ♪ they come up to me 168 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:22,267 And hit themselves with a club ♪ ♪ i got so many cave bitches ♪ 169 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:25,971 ♪ i make rudimentary tools ♪ [ gunfire ] 170 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,673 >> [ grunts ] >> homo sapiens, mother[bleep] 171 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:32,110 >> today was so fun, baloo. I loved that song you sang about 172 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,146 The bare necessities. >> and you get that "bare" not 173 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:38,216 Only means "basic," but also that i'm a bear, right? 174 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:41,152 >> yes, we get the wordplay. >> good night, baloo. 175 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:45,857 >> good night, little britches. [ snoring ] 176 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,895 [ dramatic music plays ] >> watch out, baloo. 177 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:52,030 >> whoa! My tacos! 178 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,132 Hi, rebecca. >> hi, baloo. 179 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,536 >> ooh! [ vocalizing ] 180 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,338 [ gasps ] aah! >> what's wrong, baloo? 181 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,675 >> oh, i'm having those dreams again about a life where i flew 182 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:07,212 A plane and ate tacos and sometimes dressed in drag, 183 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,981 Nominally to solve crimes but mostly because i just enjoyed 184 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,816 It. >> [ growls ] that's ridiculous. 185 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,386 You've always been a bear in the jungle. 186 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,657 >> [ hissing ] who wants to be my dinner to-- aah! 187 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,592 >> [ grunting ] 188 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,230 Aah. >> how did you do that, baloo? 189 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,299 >> i don't know. >> both: Aah! 190 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:31,503 >> he's catching on. >> agent 754 is in danger of 191 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:34,673 Remembering his former life as a bush pilot and c.I.A. Asset. 192 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:38,577 Looks like our plan has fallen into a real "talespin." 193 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,279 Tailspin, referring to both a plane flying out of control and 194 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:46,651 A crazy story. >> yeah, we get the wordplay. 195 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:50,889 [ jazz music plays ] >> [ gasps ] 196 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,390 Louie. [ electricity crackles ] 197 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,993 You're the missing piece, louie. And now you're gonna tell me 198 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,596 About my former life, you dirty [bleep] ape! 199 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,998 >> you mean project blackwater? >> huh? 200 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,168 >> they put black dye in the water and fed it to the bears in 201 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,171 The hopes that it would allow them to pilot planes. 202 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:12,010 474 bears crash-landed. It was terribly expensive. 203 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:15,714 You were the only bear that knew how to read an altometer. 204 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,082 >> altimeter. >> see?! 205 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,918 And now that your memory's returned, you're a danger to 206 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,087 Them. The things you know -- 207 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:26,024 [ gunshot ] [ dramatic music plays ] 208 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,394 [ gunshot ] >> show yourself! 209 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,129 Rebecca? >> that's right. 210 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,832 It's me, baloo. I can explain everything, as 211 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,801 Long as a bullet doesn't -- aah! >> no! 212 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,171 It's payback time. Drink, sir? 213 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,973 >> no, thanks. >> are you sure? 214 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:46,978 It's...Blackwater. This is gonna be a real drag, by 215 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,547 Which i mean it'll be tedious and unpleasant, but, also, i am 216 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,117 A male wearing female garments. >> yeah, we get the wordplay. 217 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,351 [ gunshot ] [ all screaming ] 218 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,755 >> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 219 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,890 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 220 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,026 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 221 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,261 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 222 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,397 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 223 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,599 ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 224 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:09,501 Ba-gawk! Bawk.