1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:09,541 [ thunder crashing ] 2 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,543 [ drilling, sawing ] 3 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,650 [ electricity crackling ] 4 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,552 >> it's alive! 5 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:28,894 [ thunder crashes ] 6 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:32,898 >> [ laughs evilly ] 7 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,900 [ smooch! ] 8 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,301 [ laughs evilly ] 9 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,772 >> whoo-hoooo! >> yaaaaay! 10 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,141 >> aaaah! >> arrgh! 11 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:45,711 That tree just came out of -- ohhh, man! 12 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,980 Shit! She's not br-- all right, now. 13 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,381 Let's [bleep] it. You were driving! 14 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,683 [ cries ] 15 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:58,123 >> time to make the donuts. [ zipper opens ] 16 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:02,494 Egh! Eghh! 17 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:06,031 And soon it'll be time to glaze them. 18 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,133 >> bop it! Twist it! 19 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,169 Pull it! Bend it! 20 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,337 Flip it! Extend it! 21 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,806 Load it! >> what? 22 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:15,040 >> load it! 23 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,411 Cock it! [ gun cocks ] 24 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,213 Read it! >> "your target is 25 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,482 Senator carlton mcdougall. The 15th floor of 26 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,351 The gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage 27 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,320 Point..."? >> memorize it! 28 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,622 Burn it! >> [ breathing shakily ] 29 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,724 >> aim it! Kill it! 30 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,260 Kill it! Kill it! 31 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,729 Squeeze it! >> i can't. I can't do it. 32 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,131 >> squeeze it! Squeeze it! 33 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:41,066 [ gunshot ] >> aahhhh! 34 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:43,769 God, help me. >> beat it! Hoof it! Book it! 35 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,137 >> who are you?! What are you doing?! 36 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:48,107 >> fake it! >> i-i was playing with my toy. 37 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:51,376 I-i-i want my mommy. >> why is your toy smoking? 38 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,046 >> end it! >> kid! 39 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:56,381 >> gimme that bop it!, kid! >> let me go! 40 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:59,284 >> is the mastermind behind the assassination in the courtroom 41 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:02,287 Today? >> zip it! 42 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,456 [ spectators gasp ] [ zipper opens ] 43 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,859 >> suck it. >> damn it! 44 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:09,795 >> from the makers of "les misérables" comes another 45 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,331 Story of a prisoner in need of redemption. 46 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,868 >> ♪ have mercy, my lord ♪ ♪ i'm not a man of violence ♪ 47 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:18,504 ♪ i stole big macs to feed my family ♪ 48 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,140 >> silence! ♪ from this day on, to bring you 49 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:25,344 Shame ♪ ♪ your crime, hamburglar, shall 50 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,246 Be your name ♪ >> nooooooooo! 51 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,581 >> ♪ yes, that's your name ♪ ♪ there's no way to escape 52 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,551 This ♪ ♪ and you're french fry killer ♪ 53 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:36,054 ♪ and you're the nugget rapist ♪ >> a poultry in need of hope. 54 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,857 >> together: ♪ by the time this day ends, this one will do 55 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,660 Nicely ♪ ♪ 'cause a bird on the grill is 56 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,429 Worth two in the hand ♪ >> ♪ you're supposed to be a 57 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:48,000 Friend to all in mcdonaldland ♪ >> ♪ you're a food that i serve 58 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:51,770 Fried to billions worldwide ♪ ♪ so you kinda shoulda seen this 59 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,805 Coming ♪ >> together: ♪ by the time the 60 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,641 Day ends ♪ >> nooooo! 61 00:02:55,643 --> 00:03:00,145 >> every performance riveting. >> ♪ i had a dream that i would 62 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:04,349 Be more than a nugget made for dipping ♪ 63 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,219 >> ♪ i promise i will save your child ♪ 64 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,522 ♪ and keep her here among the living ♪ 65 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,425 >> ♪ there's so much hope in my heart -- ♪ 66 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,961 Uggh! >> oh, god! 67 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:19,798 [ sizzling ] >> every line of dialogue sung. 68 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,634 >> now, who will rise? >> together: What? 69 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,369 >> [ clears throat ] i mean... 70 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:29,341 ♪ who will rise ♪ [ townspeople cheering ] 71 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,143 [ indistinct yelling, fighting ] >> [ slurping ] 72 00:03:31,145 --> 00:03:33,378 >> no! Please, stop sucking! 73 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:38,717 >> no, no, nooooooo! Hah! 74 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,086 [ swords clinking ] >> argh! 75 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:46,892 >> robble, robble! >> "les misérobble robble." 76 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,560 >> the velociraptor cages are open! 77 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,296 >> [ australian accent ] they're the most dangerous dinosaurs of 78 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,831 All. They attack in coordinated 79 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,266 Formations. >> my god! 80 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:58,403 Where did they learn that? >> and a 5, 6, 7, 8! 81 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,740 First velociraptor -- good! Second velociraptor -- yes! 82 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:06,345 Third velociraptor! Third velociraptor? 83 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,580 Third velociraptor!! >> oh. Is that me? 84 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,849 >> yes, krystal. You were late again. 85 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:14,119 Can someone get me a petrified mosquito with the dna of a 86 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,455 Dinosaur with some goddamn rhythm?! 87 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,490 >> i'll learn it! >> yeah? You better. 88 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,459 Oh! And, bartholomew, save some park 89 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:23,161 Engineer for the rest of us. Do you want to be fed to a 90 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:24,830 T. Rex? 'cause you look like a cow! 91 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,532 >> why are you so mean?! >> ohhhh! 92 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:31,536 I'm mean? Good one, krystal. 93 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:35,407 Clever girl. From the top, velocitards! 94 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:38,477 >> and now back to "you can't do that on flashdance." 95 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,945 [ dance music plays ] [ creak! ] 96 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,880 [ splat! ] [ audience cheering ] 97 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,949 [ siren wailing ] [ warbling ] 98 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,585 >> did you hear that? >> [ laughing ] easy, babe. 99 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,187 It's not ghosts. We probably just left the 100 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,123 Stereo on. [ eerie buzzing ] 101 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:56,194 Fine. I'll check it out. Whoa! Look at this! 102 00:04:56,196 --> 00:05:00,699 They just float in midair. They're so light...And tasty. 103 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,234 >> don't you eat those demon pellets! 104 00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:03,669 The ghost are trying to draw you in! 105 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,071 >> babe, relax. I'm in total control. 106 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,707 [ high-pitched siren wailing ] [ wocka! Wocka! Wocka! Wocka! ] 107 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,643 >> pac! Pac, open up! Pac, baby! 108 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,813 I can't get in! Pac! Aaaaaaah! 109 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,082 >> [ demonic voice ] there is no more pac. 110 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:21,553 [ laughs evilly ] >> stay away! 111 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,589 Aaaaaaaaaah! [ pac-man dying noise ] 112 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:28,960 [ static ] [ all screaming ] 113 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,030 >> never fear, for it is i, super grover! 114 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,732 >> rawr! >> ow! Ow! Ow! 115 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,167 >> rawr! >> my god! 116 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,935 >> blergh! >> who are you? 117 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,071 Dear god! Please stop hitting me! 118 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:41,273 >> ow! My vagina's about to splat out 119 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:43,408 An entire human being! [ farts ] 120 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,577 Ewwww! [ farting ] 121 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,947 Joseph! Ughhhh! 122 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,717 Ugh! [ static ] 123 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:55,387 >> hello, dad! Looks like you really screwed 124 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,023 The pooch, huh? Well, at least you're still in a 125 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:02,961 Good mood about things. Oh, should i set you free? 126 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,629 Hmmm. Nahhh! 127 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:09,000 You know, i always wondered about that optical scanner. 128 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:12,471 I bet it unlocks some really neat stuff. 129 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:15,173 [ singsong voice ] only one way to find out. 130 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:18,377 [ beeping ] you were really onto something 131 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:22,280 With that cybernetic chicken, but you always lacked a certain 132 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,984 Vision. [ chuckles maniacally ] 133 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,253 [ sad music plays ] 134 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:35,394 >> spectators have already lined the runway in anticipation of 135 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:38,296 Billionaire thomas tull's return from deep space. 136 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,398 Breaking news -- 137 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,166 President obama has been taken 138 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:41,867 Hostage. 139 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,301 Details are still unclear, but 140 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:43,668 W-- 141 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:44,736 [ static ] 142 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:48,507 >> hello, america! Very pleased to meet you! 143 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:53,145 Oh! What's my name? My name is guy you're going to 144 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:57,616 Pay $100 billion! >> [ muffled speaking ] 145 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,885 The united states doesn't pay ransoms, not even for a 146 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,354 President. >> oh, they might not pay for a 147 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:07,826 President -- no, no -- but how about all the presidents? 148 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,761 >> what are you gonna do -- kill us? 149 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,696 >> worse. [ beep ] 150 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:12,964 >> [ farts ] ewww! 151 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,066 [ farting ] >> my god! 152 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,803 >> don't do this! >> heh heh heh heh heh. 153 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,505 >> pay the man! Pay him whatever he -- 154 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:24,810 [ static ] >> oh! What's my name? 155 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:30,415 >> bawk-kaw! [ whirring ] 156 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,819 Bawk! Bawk-bawk-bawk-ba? 157 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,954 Beh. Bawk-bawk-bawk-beh! 158 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:41,326 [ action music plays ] >> [ farting ] 159 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,129 >> there's no plot. It's just pop-culture references 160 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,064 I don't understand. Make it stop! 161 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,867 >> well, it's either this, or i force you guys to do kind of a 162 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,369 Human-centipede dealie. >> i don't understand what you 163 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,171 Mean. >> no, no, i'm picking up what 164 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,607 He's laying down. >> [ farting ] 165 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:59,978 >> ba-gawk! [ neck cracks ] 166 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,981 >> well, well. I wondered when you'd join the 167 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,584 Party. Dark meat, i need you! 168 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,587 >> what the [bleep] did you just say to me? 169 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,622 [ engine whirring ] >> [ robotic voice ] bawk, bawk. 170 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:13,291 >> oh. That evil chicken's name is 171 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,328 "dark meat." >> winner, winner! 172 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,564 Chicken dinner! >> bawk, bawk, ba-gawk. 173 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,733 [ both squawking ] 174 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:27,706 Bawk. Bawk. Bawk. Bawk, bawk, ba-gawk. 175 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,375 [ electricity crackling ] 176 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,776 [ beeping ] 177 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,679 [ whirring ] [ glass breaking ] 178 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,482 >> bawk, bawk, b-- >> time for plan "b." 179 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,217 >> i am morally opposed to plan "b." 180 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,786 >> i am sexually aroused by all this talk about plan "b." 181 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:45,123 >> you know, i figured -- why stop with chickens? 182 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:49,194 Meet cyborg raccoon! >> [ screeches ] 183 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:54,232 >> robot white-tailed deer! Robot homeless person! 184 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,568 #robohobo! 185 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,904 >> i've lived too long. >> [ robotic voice ] i have no 186 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,438 Free will! >> ugh! 187 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,007 Ba-gawk! 188 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:06,311 [ crash ] 189 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,718 Aaaah! 190 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,731 >> i don't wanna do this! 191 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,769 >> i have you now! 192 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:43,548 [ electricity crackles ] >> bawk, bawk. 193 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:47,786 [ alarm blaring ] [ rapid beeping ] 194 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:48,853 >> [ gasps ] 195 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,095 Ohhhh! Aaaah! 196 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:07,806 >> bawk. Bawk. >> ugh! Ooh! 197 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,308 >> baaawk! >> bawk. 198 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,110 >> ow! Ugh! 199 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,846 Ugh! Aah! Ow! 200 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:19,250 >> so, uh, we still doing this centipede thing, or what? 201 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,987 >> well, looks like it's time to farm the nuts. 202 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:27,692 >> agggggggh! No! Noooooooo! 203 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:30,695 >> joseph! >> no! No! Noooo! 204 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,203 [ crash ] 205 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:43,675 >> ♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-a-wawk ♪ 206 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,511 ♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 207 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,647 ♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 208 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,349 A-wawk ♪ 209 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,119 ♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 210 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,521 ♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 211 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,791 A-wawk ♪