[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
[ thunder crashes ]
>> [ laughs evilly ]
[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]
>> whoo-hoooo! >> yaaaaay!
>> aaaah! >> arrgh!
That tree just came out of -- ohhh, man!
Shit! She's not br-- all right, now.
Let's [bleep] it. You were driving!
[ cries ]
>> time to make the donuts. [ zipper opens ]
Egh! Eghh!
And soon it'll be time to glaze them.
>> bop it! Twist it!
Pull it! Bend it!
Flip it! Extend it!
Load it! >> what?
>> load it!
Cock it! [ gun cocks ]
Read it! >> "your target is
Senator carlton mcdougall. The 15th floor of
The gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage
Point..."? >> memorize it!
Burn it! >> [ breathing shakily ]
>> aim it! Kill it!
Kill it!
Squeeze it! >> i can't. I can't do it.
>> squeeze it! Squeeze it!
[ gunshot ] >> aahhhh!
God, help me. >> beat it! Hoof it! Book it!
>> who are you?! What are you doing?!
>> fake it! >> i-i was playing with my toy.
I-i-i want my mommy. >> why is your toy smoking?
>> end it! >> kid!
>> gimme that bop it!, kid! >> let me go!
>> is the mastermind behind the assassination in the courtroom
Today? >> zip it!
[ spectators gasp ] [ zipper opens ]
>> suck it. >> damn it!
>> from the makers of "les misérables" comes another
Story of a prisoner in need of redemption.
>> ♪ have mercy, my lord ♪ ♪ i'm not a man of violence ♪
♪ i stole big macs to feed my family ♪
>> silence! ♪ from this day on, to bring you
Shame ♪ ♪ your crime, hamburglar, shall
Be your name ♪ >> nooooooooo!
>> ♪ yes, that's your name ♪ ♪ there's no way to escape
This ♪ ♪ and you're french fry killer ♪
♪ and you're the nugget rapist ♪ >> a poultry in need of hope.
>> together: ♪ by the time this day ends, this one will do
Nicely ♪ ♪ 'cause a bird on the grill is
Worth two in the hand ♪ >> ♪ you're supposed to be a
Friend to all in mcdonaldland ♪ >> ♪ you're a food that i serve
Fried to billions worldwide ♪ ♪ so you kinda shoulda seen this
Coming ♪ >> together: ♪ by the time the
Day ends ♪ >> nooooo!
>> every performance riveting. >> ♪ i had a dream that i would
Be more than a nugget made for dipping ♪
>> ♪ i promise i will save your child ♪
♪ and keep her here among the living ♪
>> ♪ there's so much hope in my heart -- ♪
Uggh! >> oh, god!
[ sizzling ] >> every line of dialogue sung.
>> now, who will rise? >> together: What?
>> [ clears throat ] i mean...
♪ who will rise ♪ [ townspeople cheering ]
[ indistinct yelling, fighting ] >> [ slurping ]
>> no! Please, stop sucking!
>> no, no, nooooooo! Hah!
[ swords clinking ] >> argh!
>> robble, robble! >> "les misérobble robble."
>> the velociraptor cages are open!
>> [ australian accent ] they're the most dangerous dinosaurs of
All. They attack in coordinated
Formations. >> my god!
Where did they learn that? >> and a 5, 6, 7, 8!
First velociraptor -- good! Second velociraptor -- yes!
Third velociraptor! Third velociraptor?
Third velociraptor!! >> oh. Is that me?
>> yes, krystal. You were late again.
Can someone get me a petrified mosquito with the dna of a
Dinosaur with some goddamn rhythm?!
>> i'll learn it! >> yeah? You better.
Oh! And, bartholomew, save some park
Engineer for the rest of us. Do you want to be fed to a
T. Rex? 'cause you look like a cow!
>> why are you so mean?! >> ohhhh!
I'm mean? Good one, krystal.
Clever girl. From the top, velocitards!
>> and now back to "you can't do that on flashdance."
[ dance music plays ] [ creak! ]
[ splat! ] [ audience cheering ]
[ siren wailing ] [ warbling ]
>> did you hear that? >> [ laughing ] easy, babe.
It's not ghosts. We probably just left the
Stereo on. [ eerie buzzing ]
Fine. I'll check it out. Whoa! Look at this!
They just float in midair. They're so light...And tasty.
>> don't you eat those demon pellets!
The ghost are trying to draw you in!
>> babe, relax. I'm in total control.
[ high-pitched siren wailing ] [ wocka! Wocka! Wocka! Wocka! ]
>> pac! Pac, open up! Pac, baby!
I can't get in! Pac! Aaaaaaah!
>> [ demonic voice ] there is no more pac.
[ laughs evilly ] >> stay away!
Aaaaaaaaaah! [ pac-man dying noise ]
[ static ] [ all screaming ]
>> never fear, for it is i, super grover!
>> rawr! >> ow! Ow! Ow!
>> rawr! >> my god!
>> blergh! >> who are you?
Dear god! Please stop hitting me!
>> ow! My vagina's about to splat out
An entire human being! [ farts ]
Ewwww! [ farting ]
Joseph! Ughhhh!
Ugh! [ static ]
>> hello, dad! Looks like you really screwed
The pooch, huh? Well, at least you're still in a
Good mood about things. Oh, should i set you free?
Hmmm. Nahhh!
You know, i always wondered about that optical scanner.
I bet it unlocks some really neat stuff.
[ singsong voice ] only one way to find out.
[ beeping ] you were really onto something
With that cybernetic chicken, but you always lacked a certain
Vision. [ chuckles maniacally ]
[ sad music plays ]
>> spectators have already lined the runway in anticipation of
Billionaire thomas tull's return from deep space.
Breaking news --
President obama has been taken
Hostage.
Details are still unclear, but
W--
[ static ]
>> hello, america! Very pleased to meet you!
Oh! What's my name? My name is guy you're going to
Pay $100 billion! >> [ muffled speaking ]
The united states doesn't pay ransoms, not even for a
President. >> oh, they might not pay for a
President -- no, no -- but how about all the presidents?
>> what are you gonna do -- kill us?
>> worse. [ beep ]
>> [ farts ] ewww!
[ farting ] >> my god!
>> don't do this! >> heh heh heh heh heh.
>> pay the man! Pay him whatever he --
[ static ] >> oh! What's my name?
>> bawk-kaw! [ whirring ]
Bawk! Bawk-bawk-bawk-ba?
Beh. Bawk-bawk-bawk-beh!
[ action music plays ] >> [ farting ]
>> there's no plot. It's just pop-culture references
I don't understand. Make it stop!
>> well, it's either this, or i force you guys to do kind of a
Human-centipede dealie. >> i don't understand what you
Mean. >> no, no, i'm picking up what
He's laying down. >> [ farting ]
>> ba-gawk! [ neck cracks ]
>> well, well. I wondered when you'd join the
Party. Dark meat, i need you!
>> what the [bleep] did you just say to me?
[ engine whirring ] >> [ robotic voice ] bawk, bawk.
>> oh. That evil chicken's name is
"dark meat." >> winner, winner!
Chicken dinner! >> bawk, bawk, ba-gawk.
[ both squawking ]
Bawk. Bawk. Bawk. Bawk, bawk, ba-gawk.
[ electricity crackling ]
[ beeping ]
[ whirring ] [ glass breaking ]
>> bawk, bawk, b-- >> time for plan "b."
>> i am morally opposed to plan "b."
>> i am sexually aroused by all this talk about plan "b."
>> you know, i figured -- why stop with chickens?
Meet cyborg raccoon! >> [ screeches ]
>> robot white-tailed deer! Robot homeless person!
#robohobo!
>> i've lived too long. >> [ robotic voice ] i have no
Free will! >> ugh!
Ba-gawk!
[ crash ]
Aaaah!
>> i don't wanna do this!
>> i have you now!
[ electricity crackles ] >> bawk, bawk.
[ alarm blaring ] [ rapid beeping ]
>> [ gasps ]
Ohhhh! Aaaah!
>> bawk. Bawk. >> ugh! Ooh!
>> baaawk! >> bawk.
>> ow! Ugh!
Aah! Ow!
>> so, uh, we still doing this centipede thing, or what?
>> well, looks like it's time to farm the nuts.
>> agggggggh! No! Noooooooo!
>> joseph! >> no! No! Noooo!
[ crash ]
>> ♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-a-wawk ♪
♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk
♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk
A-wawk ♪
♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk
♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk
A-wawk ♪