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CABE: It started
as a normal night.

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I was getting ready to
watch my favorite show.

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(music plays over television)

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My dad was at work.

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My mom was mopping.

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I remember because I love
the pine smell of that soap.

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(popcorn popping)

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Could hear popcorn on the stove.

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(doorbell rings)

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That was the night
my father died.

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H-How did you feel
in that moment

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or in the moments that followed?

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I felt blessed.

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Blessed?

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Blessed to have
such a strong mother

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that was able to get the two of
us through such a tough time.

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That's wonderful.

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And powerful.

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Well, still, though,
loss of a father...

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My father died a hero,
and I had it better than most.

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I mean, I learned more from
that old man in nine years

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than most people
learn in a lifetime.

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I was blessed.

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Yeah, there's no doubt

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he was a good father.
You're proof of that.

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(chuckles lightly)

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Didn't you ever wonder why this
happened to such a good man?

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You know, a lot of people
ask, "Why me?"

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But why not me?

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Bad things happen all the time.

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Why should I be exempt?

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(timer dings)

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Time's up.

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Hey, thank you for
opening up about that.

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I-I know you don't
like sharing and...

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hardly ever talk
about your father.

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I guess it's not really therapy

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unless you dig into Mom and
Dad, huh?

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That's true.

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Hey, I'm glad we
got this session in.

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I haven't seen you around
much the past few weeks.

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Like you only drop in
between cases to mooch meals.

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You know, I'm doing some, uh,
legal research for my trial,

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trying to lighten
Sly's workload.

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Sly hasn't mentioned anything.

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I haven't found anything useful.

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There's nothing to report.

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Well, I hope you and
your friends are hungry.

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PAIGE: Hope you guys
aren't too hungry.

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Thanksgiving on a tight budget.

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Glad Toby likes canned cranberry

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'cause we can't afford
to make the real thing.

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And Tom Turkey is a little

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smaller than last year.

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Oh, Thomas.
That's a great name for a boy.

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I can't talk about
this with you anymore.

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Why? Picking baby
names is the fun part.

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Baby?

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Did I miss an announcement?

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No. No baby on the
immediate horizon,

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but Toby is determined

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to pick a name pronto.

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He read a study

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about how a strong
name increases chances

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of a successful life.

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Totally irrational.
HAPPY: Agreed.

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The thing is,
Toby wants to name the kid

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after a distinguished relative,

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and that takes us
back a few generations

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and I do not want to end up
raising an Obadiah Curtis,

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so I need some alternatives.

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Well, one obvious alternative

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would be to name the baby Walter

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or Walena if it's a girl.

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You said Toby wants a
name that invokes success.

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TOBY: Let me save
everyone the suspense.

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There's not a chance our bambino

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is gonna be saddled with
either one of those names.

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I'm sorry, Walena.

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Hey, is it here? Did it come?

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Thought you were
taking a vacation day.

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SYLVESTER: Uh, I did,
but the new Chair of Blades book

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comes out today,
and I had it delivered here

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instead of my apartment.

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Okay,
you got a package an hour ago.

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(laughs)

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It took J. Randall P. Smythe

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ten years to write this.

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Ah, its weight is the heft

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of literary substance.

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TOBY: Sly,
the book's about magic.

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Magic is for children's birthday
parties, not grown men.

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This is all nonsense.

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Nuh-uh. Look at that chair.

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It's made of blades.

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Can't sit in that chair.

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Your body would be
shred to pieces.

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Not if you're a Klentorian

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because their bodies
are impervious.

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It's another example
of the infantilization

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of American culture.

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CABE: I love those books.

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Does that make me an infant?

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Anyway...

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What's with the thermos, buddy?

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Oh, I was inspired

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by Walt's brain food regimen,

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so this is a fish-based
protein shake

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to get me through the read.

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No meal breaks.

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This is gonna be an all-nighter.

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FLORENCE: Excuse me.

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Where is this child's mother?

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Right here. What's going on?

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I think this belongs to you.

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Yes, his name's Ralph.

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Let go of his wrist, please.
What's going on?

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He was crawling through the
ceiling vents in my lab.

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That is, until he fell

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through the ceiling

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and destroyed a
very expensive set

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of Erlenmeyer flasks.
Are you okay?

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He's fine. I checked.
What were you looking for up there?

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Parental guidance, perhaps.

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Could you please let my son answer?
Spill it.

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Some of our waxworms
matured into moths

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and flew into the vents.

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I know Florence is

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particular about her work space,

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so I went to retrieve them

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so that she wouldn't get upset.

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How'd that work out for you?

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Ralph, what do you have to say?

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Those vents are
poorly constructed.

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You're reading the room
wrong, kid.

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I apologize.

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Well, I don't blame you.

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You're a child,
curious and unformed.

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It is the job of your parent
to keep an eye on you.

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Paige is an excellent mother.

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If you must know,

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I give Ralph a little
bit more freedom

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because he is a genius.

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What a shock... an L.A.
mother who thinks that her child

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is a genius.

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And watch your moth infestation.

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HAPPY: It's not an infestation.

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It's a solution we've devised

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for NOAA, National Oceanic...

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And Atmospheric Administration.
I'm familiar.

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It is a prestigious job.

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We're cleaning the Great
Pacific Garbage Patch,

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a 500-ton mass of plastic
shards floating in the ocean.

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HAPPY: Until a piece the size

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of a football field broke off,

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started drifting
toward the West Coast,

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leaching chemicals as it goes.

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I am assuming you're using

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waxworms because they
eat and digest plastic,

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rendering it nontoxic.

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I can see that you developed
some sort of binding agent?

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We spray it on
the plastic shards

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so it hardens into a solid mass.

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That way we can walk
right onto the trash

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and scatter the worms.

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Just what geniuses do.

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It's a foolproof solution.
(snorts lightly)

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If you consider a 93%
success rate foolproof.

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Excuse me?

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Your binding agent is flawed.

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It has a chemical that will
partially pass through the worms

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intact,
right back into the Pacific.

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I estimate a seven
percent rate of failure.

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That would leave 35 tons
of plastic in the ocean.

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Well, that's assuming she's
correct, which she isn't.

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Our formula is better than
every existing binding agent.

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Not every existing
binding agent.

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The one that I made in my lab,

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despite constant interruptions,

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is fully organic.

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No chemical coating.

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Your worms could digest a
hundred percent of the plastic.

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Last time I checked,
a hundred percent

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is better than 93,
but I'm not a genius.

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I'm just a chemist.

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Lucky for you guys,

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my lab has run into a
bit of a funding gap,

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so I'm willing to tag along

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for one sixth of the take.

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Absolutely not.
PAIGE: Walter, perhaps we should...

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I don't like her. Excuse me.

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Walter, you're letting
your personal feelings

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get in the way of work.

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Now, if her product is more effec...
more effective,

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then we'll do a better job
with the 100-yard chunk

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of ocean trash,
and perhaps we'll get hired

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to clean up the rest and then
we won't be broke anymore.

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She's arrogant
and condescending.

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Oh, hi, pot.
I see you've met kettle.

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HAPPY: I know she stinks,
but since when does

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Walter O'Brien choose
the less efficient route?

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You have a deal.

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At one-sixth our fee,
assuming your product passes inspection.

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So, we leave in... 40 minutes.

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So, let's pack up the worms.

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It's today?

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It's Thanksgiving.
Not that it's your business,

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but NOAA charges a great
deal for use of their boats,

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so we procured one of our own.

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And the rates are
cheapest on Thanksgiving.

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Wonderful.

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You have holiday plans,
so you can't come with us.

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Actually...

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I'm free.

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WALTER: No plans.

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No friends.

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How not shocking.

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(car horn honking)

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Oh, Ralph,
that's your troop leader.

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Don't forget our contribution
for the food drive,

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and I'll see you
tonight at dinner.

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Hey, Paige, can I get a word
with you in the kitchen?

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You know, I think I'm gonna hang
back, make the yams.

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You don't cook.

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Cabe is on the verge of a
major breakthrough in therapy.

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I think I can really help him

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with all his fears about
the trial and prison.

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I mean, we're making
some good progress here.

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That's great.

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I think it'd be good if
I stay here with him.

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I mean, you don't really
need me or an unarmed intern

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to scatter worms on garbage.

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No, but we'll be a
pair of hands short.

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SYLVESTER: Yes.

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I got a solution.

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Hey, buddy.

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Hey, pal.

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I have to tell you,
I am just loving my vacation.

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I'm just loving my vacation.

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Oh, man.

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Okay, Ralph's pumpkin
launcher is loaded.

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Now, the balls have
a three-second timer,

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so it should explode
shortly after launch,

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raining binding agent
down on plastic shards

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and hardening the plastic.

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That's assuming that

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your chemical solution works.

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It does.

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HAPPY: Walt, hold up.

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I ran the physics,
I know the launch angle,

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give me that sucker.

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Fire in the hole!

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(shouts)

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All right.

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The agent should congeal the
plastic into one solid mass.

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It'll be safe to walk
on in about two hours.

257
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Looks like you've got
some time to read.

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Best vacation ever.

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Look at you,
pretty handy with a yam.

260
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:16,116
Yeah, you don't need an IQ
like yours to peel vegetables.

261
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,251
That story you were
telling me earlier

262
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,721
got me thinking
about those old TVs.

263
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,155
Grandmother had one.

264
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,692
I loved it, except the
reception was always so fuzzy.

265
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,027
Not ours. Perfect picture.

266
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,429
Hmm.

267
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,699
That stove-top popcorn,

268
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,366
ah, that brought me back, too.

269
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,703
Used to love watching
the tinfoil rise,

270
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,738
but that bottom layer
always got burnt.

271
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,873
Not the way my mom did it.

272
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,709
Was good to the last kernel.

273
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,412
I'm gonna hit the head.
Be right back.

274
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,786
Patient confirms likely
fictitious recollections.

275
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,756
His details are suffering
from nostalgic whitewashing

276
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,257
where no bad memory,

277
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,802
even something as
small as burnt popcorn,

278
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,060
is allowed to exist.

279
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,996
Further research is required.

280
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,434
Plastic's consolidated.

281
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,136
FLORENCE: Two hours on the dot.

282
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,238
My binding agent
worked perfectly.

283
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,141
Well, let's hope it doesn't
disintegrate under our feet.

284
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,174
Be careful.

285
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,147
Look at you,
walking right across the water.

286
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,883
Toby always said Walt
had a god complex.

287
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,952
Solid as advertised.

288
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,721
(quietly): Congratulations,
you perfected glue.

289
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,990
Okay, let's get to it.
Sly, help Happy unpack the worms.

290
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,126
That was not a part
of my vacation.

291
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,029
It's just 'cause Toby
wanted to make yams.

292
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:41,034
HAPPY: Been watching these
guys for an hour now.

293
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,771
They start eating as soon
as they hit pay dirt.

294
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,348
This is gonna work
better than we thought.

295
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,439
WALTER: Yeah.

296
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,342
Uh, Paige?

297
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,178
The current is starting to drift

298
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,321
the boat away from the island.

299
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,356
Could you guys
secure the vessel?

300
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,347
PAIGE: We've been trying.

301
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,391
Attempting to steady this boat

302
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,217
while Sly parks this baby.

303
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,820
I don't know when
that's going to happen.

304
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,464
Having a little bit of
trouble dropping anchor.

305
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,991
Have you tried a
high-fiber diet?

306
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,527
Well, that kind of humor
is Toby's influence.

307
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,461
SYLVESTER: Guys, seriously.

308
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,930
I'm jammed up.

309
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,765
I'll let that one lie.

310
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,067
PAIGE: Walt, we can't get
this anchor mechanism to work.

311
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,444
We're gonna drift a little
bit, but when you're done,

312
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,837
we'll swing by, pick you up.

313
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,306
Copy that.

314
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,474
So, um,
speaking of the influence

315
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,844
that Dr. Curtis has had on you,

316
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,980
I hope he's not forcing your
hand on the baby name front.

317
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,850
Since when can Toby force
my hand on anything?

318
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,484
He got you to marry him.

319
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,085
Touché.

320
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,159
You know, I'm just saying,

321
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:38,125
that history has had its
share of exemplary Walters.

322
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:41,028
Milwaukee North Side
Strangler: Walter Ellis.

323
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,496
Sir Walter Raleigh,
founder of the doomed colony of Roanoke,

324
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,166
and, of course, Walter Mondale.

325
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,835
What's wrong with Mondale?

326
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,569
He lost 49 out of 50 states.

327
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,505
So, if you want your kid
to grow up to be a loser,

328
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,874
that's your choice.

329
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,208
Just spread your worms.

330
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,878
Can't. My buckets are empty.

331
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,346
Yeah, me, too.

332
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,881
WALTER: Okay.

333
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,050
Let's let these guys feast
and clean the Pacific.

334
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,217
Paige, we're done.

335
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,253
Come get us. Okay. On our way.

336
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,554
(engine stalling)

337
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,893
Uh, we got a little
bit of a problem.

338
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,570
The engine doesn't seem
to want to turn over.

339
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,296
There's no "seem" when
it comes to engines.

340
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,198
Either they work or they don't.

341
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,508
Then we're dealing with
a "don't" situation,

342
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,300
because the fuel is high,

343
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,544
there's-there's
no warning lights.

344
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,568
Just sounds really angry.

345
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,839
Thank you for the
high-end diagnostic.

346
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,875
But there's got
to be a reason...

347
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:28,842
Walt?

348
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,879
We got a problem.

349
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,249
FLORENCE: Those are men o' war.

350
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,550
There's thousands of them.

351
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,419
I believe the plural
is "man of wars."

352
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,387
HAPPY: Whatever they are,

353
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,089
they are caught in the
works of the anchor

354
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,957
and the engine's water intake.

355
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,926
That's why the boat is dead.

356
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,427
Are they eating the trash?

357
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,863
No. Jellyfish don't eat garbage.

358
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,265
If they did,
we wouldn't have brought worms.

359
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,467
It's not the garbage
that they're eating,

360
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,568
it's the binding agent.

361
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,536
What'd you put in the solution?

362
00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,273
Agar, various proteins,
copepods, rotifers.

363
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,641
Copepods and rotifers?

364
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,076
Building blocks for zooplankton.

365
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,453
It's the snack of
choice for jellyfish.

366
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,879
How did you not think of that?

367
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,180
Because I am a chemist,

368
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,548
not a zoologist.

369
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,550
So why didn't you think to ask?

370
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,185
Doesn't matter
whose fault it is.

371
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,353
Kind of matters.

372
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,287
Point is,

373
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,588
we can't start the engine

374
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,190
until we clear
out the jellyfish.

375
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,192
Clear out the super-poisonous,
deadly jellyfish?

376
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,460
Sounds simple.

377
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,361
FLORENCE: Great.

378
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,963
There's no signal out here.

379
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,273
Okay.
I-I'll radio the Coast Guard.

380
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,665
HAPPY: Better get here fast,

381
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,610
'cause we just dropped a
thousand plastic-eating worms

382
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,903
on this island, and in 90
minutes, it'll disintegrate,

383
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,614
and we'll be in the water
getting stung to death.

384
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,674
Actually, man o' war stings are
toxic, not lethal.

385
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,309
How about a hundred of them?

386
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,477
Totally lethal.

387
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,980
Well, the bloom has doubled
since we've been talking.

388
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,090
They can do more than double.

389
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,516
Blooms can grow
dozens of miles long.

390
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,386
So by the time the
Coast Guard gets here,

391
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,663
they'll have to
anchor 12 miles out

392
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:51,091
and row to us, by which time,
we will definitely be in the water.

393
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,393
Once again,
getting stung to death.

394
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:57,197
I am so glad you came along
today, Flo.

395
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,551
Worms must have been starving
'cause this garbage raft

396
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,311
is decaying faster
than anticipated.

397
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,412
SYLVESTER: More bad news.

398
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,581
The Coast Guard is hours away.

399
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,648
We don't have hours.

400
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,684
That's the first correct
thing you've said today.

401
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,287
I have a potential,
yet stressful, solution.

402
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,721
Uh, we connect two ropes

403
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,323
to form a bridge

404
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,058
between the garbage
island and our boat.

405
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,727
Your fix is to make us swing
over deadly sea creatures?

406
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,638
How are we supposed to get
the rope all the way to them?

407
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,564
Harpoon gun. Harpoon gun.

408
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,167
I spotted it earlier,
when we were loading gear in the cabin.

409
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,569
Fairly certain I saw it first.

410
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,675
I think this just might work.

411
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,344
(plastic cracking)

412
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,746
HAPPY: Okay, Sly?
Hurry and launch that rope!

413
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,316
This thing is cracking
under our feet!

414
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,057
Ugh. Cabe, you mind hitting that

415
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,191
with some cleanser?

416
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,659
I'm wrist-deep in
chowder over here.

417
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,231
Sure.

418
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,266
(cabinet opens)

419
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,371
(Cabe sighs)

420
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,416
You okay?

421
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,752
Yeah, I'm-I'm fine, I...

422
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,423
I'm gonna get a
pan for the turkey.

423
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:43,303
Patient exhibits strong reaction
to olfactory memory trigger.

424
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,272
Moving on to second
phase of testing.

425
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,706
(recorder beeps)

426
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,551
PAIGE: Are you ready to
launch that thing or what?

427
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,711
Just calculating the
trajectory of the harpoon.

428
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,746
I need to be seven more
inches off the ground

429
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,857
in order to achieve the angle

430
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,617
necessary to securely plant
the harpoon on the island.

431
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,930
This thing's about seven inches.

432
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,687
My tome?

433
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,830
Just stand on the damn thing.

434
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,725
J. Randall P.
Smythe, forgive me.

435
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,629
By the fire of Klentoria!

436
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,836
(grunts)

437
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,505
Seems sturdy.

438
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,672
Good work, Sly.

439
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,241
Thanks,
but we won't know for sure

440
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,785
until someone's actually on
it, though.

441
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,245
I'll just put you up here

442
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,114
for safekeeping.

443
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,482
Lots of lethal
planktonic invertebrates

444
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,683
down there.

445
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,086
So, who wants to go first?

446
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,421
I'll go.

447
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,788
Oh, sure, yeah.

448
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,425
The person who caused the
predicament should absolutely

449
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,759
be the first one to safety.

450
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,793
It's pretty gutsy.

451
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:44,431
If this thing doesn't
hold, she's the test dummy.

452
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,500
Suppose you're right.

453
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,836
The wind is pretty
unpredictable,

454
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,847
so keep the space in between
your hands equidistant

455
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,441
on each swing to
prevent stability loss.

456
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,642
That is apparent.

457
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,144
Thank you.

458
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,647
I hope you have the
requisite upper body strength

459
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,182
to make it across.

460
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,518
I think ten years of Tae
Bo has prepared me well.

461
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:09,689
Well, I focus my time on
research, not athletics.

462
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,159
Yes.

463
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,531
(grunts)

464
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,807
Strong little monkey.

465
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,777
Yeah. Well, she focuses on
athletics, not research.

466
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,345
Well,
she's a strong little monkey.

467
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,813
Okay, come on. We got you.

468
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,882
(grunting)

469
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,185
Okay.

470
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,852
(rope creaking) Oh, boy.

471
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,788
SYLVESTER: The current's
pulling back out.

472
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:42,831
The rope doesn't have
the tensile strength

473
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:43,856
to take on much strain!

474
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,525
Guys, get across now!

475
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,793
I'll hold it steady. You go.

476
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,727
But then you'll have
to go on your own.

477
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,400
You don't have the best
balance, you know?

478
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,165
I focus my time on
research, not athletics.

479
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,466
Okay. Snippy.

480
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,667
Sheesh.

481
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,942
Whoa, Nellie!

482
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,544
Hold on! Hold on!

483
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,614
I don't think the
rope's gonna hold.

484
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,683
Oh, forget the rope.

485
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,894
The harpoon's being pulled out!

486
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,719
HAPPY: Walt,

487
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,154
if that harpoon
pops, I'm a goner!

488
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,325
(screams)

489
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,792
I can't hold on!

490
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,893
I'm turning back.

491
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,729
I think the
harpoon's coming out!

492
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,398
The harpoon is
definitely coming out.

493
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,432
Happy, hurry!

494
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,519
The harpoon punctured the hull.

495
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,677
We're taking on water.

496
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,989
When the harpoon snapped off,

497
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,392
it took a hunk of
plastic with it.

498
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,560
Made the hole worse.

499
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,770
Thank you for the play-by-play.

500
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,004
I'd always hoped to
die fully informed.

501
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:56,996
PAIGE: All right, I'm radioing

502
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,741
the Coast Guard to get
an ETA on their arrival.

503
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,866
Not possible.

504
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,269
The harpoon cut the telecom hub.

505
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,703
FLORENCE: Great,
so there's no radio

506
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:04,804
and no cell service.

507
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,072
And the yahoos in the garage

508
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,451
won't have their comms in until
Cabe's therapy is wrapped up,

509
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,876
so we can't get
to them for help.

510
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,478
Not necessarily.

511
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,788
Just 'cause they
don't have them in,

512
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,247
doesn't mean they can't hear us.

513
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,824
How are they supposed to
hear us over their comms

514
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,650
if they're not wearing them?
They're not bats.

515
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,352
SYLVESTER: Actually, moths have

516
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,397
better hearing than bats,
but I totally get your point.

517
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,332
Who the hell cares?
Walter, I'm not about to sink

518
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,358
out here with these nerds.
What's your plan?

519
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,370
WALTER: We manipulate the
comm's microwave frequencies

520
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,928
to send a high-pitch signal.

521
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,863
You'll need to manipulate
the transmitter.

522
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,499
I can use a paper clip.

523
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,642
Great idea,
but the water rushing in

524
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,843
won't wait for the Coast Guard.

525
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,403
HAPPY: So, plug the hole.

526
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,306
No clue how,
so don't ask for a follow-up.

527
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,841
Okay, okay,
I can synthesize a polymer

528
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,543
using the plastic
from the harpoon,

529
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,554
boiled together with the
unvulcanized rubber sealant

530
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,679
from the hull.

531
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:47,880
Let's get cooking.

532
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,282
Okay.

533
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,322
Um, boss?

534
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,656
Are we gonna ignore

535
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,824
the jellyfish in the room?

536
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,034
They can fix the
boat all they want,

537
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:02,762
but we can't fix this plastic
craptastic barge we're on.

538
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,673
Well, once they get in
touch with Toby and Cabe,

539
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,032
they'll get help. Until then,

540
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,835
I'm confident in the
seaworthiness of this thing...

541
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,437
(yelps)

542
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,880
Okay, we're dead if we
don't get off this thing.

543
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,148
The worms are starting
to eat right through it.

544
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:16,609
We just need to figure out a way
to swim without getting stung.

545
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,077
Perhaps Groucho Marx glasses.

546
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,012
They'll never recognize us.

547
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:20,980
Disguise.

548
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,515
E-Exactly.

549
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,083
The jellyfish hunt

550
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,986
via taste and smell,
so if we mimic their biological makeup,

551
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,988
then they'll think that
we're jellyfish, too,

552
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,056
and ignore us.

553
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:33,526
Sly, we'll need your fish
oil-based protein shake.

554
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,794
My lunch?

555
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,104
WALTER: If we denature
the shake proteins

556
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,365
with sea salt that's
collected on the plastic,

557
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,099
we'll be able to
mimic the proteins

558
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,335
in the bells of the jellyfish.

559
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,879
We'll baste up like
a couple of turkeys

560
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,405
and swim past the jellies.

561
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,906
But my lunch is here.

562
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,741
(gasps) The pumpkin chucker.

563
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,010
We have extra plastic balls

564
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,120
from when we launched
the binding agent.

565
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,746
We can fill them with
my protein shake.

566
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,082
Paige, I will talk you
through modifying the launcher

567
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,385
so it can properly
toss Sly's lunch.

568
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,185
Really?

569
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,020
Could you people
be any less mature?

570
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:01,988
I'm headed topside.

571
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,991
Oh, and we could be
infinitely less mature.

572
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,064
Happy could've easily said

573
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,370
it's time to launch Sly's balls,

574
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,394
but she didn't.

575
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,398
Hmm.

576
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,903
Look at that golden
beauty, Doc, huh?

577
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,606
Staying back, doing the cooking.

578
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,073
What better way to spend a day?

579
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,775
Doesn't mean it
can't be made better

580
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,377
with some popcorn, right?

581
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,113
(corn kernels popping)

582
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,082
Oh!

583
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,684
(kernels continue popping)

584
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:32,952
You all right, hombre?

585
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,754
Yeah.

586
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,423
Yeah, that popping startled me.

587
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:39,025
Never considered popcorn one
of the scarier snack foods.

588
00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,728
What about that sound
threw you off guard?

589
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,399
(erratic whistling sound)

590
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,934
What the hell is that?

591
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,537
It's coming from over there.

592
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,473
(whistling sound continues)

593
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,510
What's your problem?

594
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,946
Toby! Cabe!

595
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,448
Mayday! Mayday!

596
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,482
What the hell?

597
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,984
Cabe, put in the comm.

598
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,619
What's going on?
SYLVESTER: Ship sinking!

599
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:07,620
Jellyfish bloom!

600
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:08,455
Walter and Happy trapped

601
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,856
on a disintegrating
trash island!

602
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,791
The radio is broken,

603
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:14,060
Coast Guard is too far
off, and we need help!

604
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,729
Give me the coordinates,
I'll start making calls.

605
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,482
PAIGE: Okay,

606
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:36,883
getting ready.

607
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:37,750
Oh, boy.

608
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,519
The boat is taking
on a lot of water!

609
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,554
Okay, Florence, ETA on the goop?

610
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,689
Once it liquefies.

611
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,023
ETA on the liquefying?

612
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,224
When it's good and ready,

613
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,994
and no amount of questioning
is going to speed that along.

614
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,497
You're stressed.

615
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,363
That's understandable.

616
00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:52,675
This is your first
Scorpion disaster.

617
00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,743
We're used to it. FLORENCE: How
do you know that I'm stressed?

618
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,235
Maybe this is how I normally act

619
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,238
when I'm synthesizing a
polymer on a sinking ship.

620
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,740
I assume

621
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,975
you apply polymer
on strips of cloth,

622
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,944
like papier-mâché.

623
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,147
That would be correct.

624
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,916
Okay.
I will get to work on that.

625
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,584
I'll ballast the boat.

626
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,820
Maybe a shift in the weight

627
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,097
will bring the hole
out of the water.

628
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,123
Just working in a kitchen.

629
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,791
Standard Thanksgiving, right?

630
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,593
I'm not feeling very thankful.

631
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,460
And I know that
you're just trying

632
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:22,962
to take my mind off
of the situation.

633
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:24,964
I am.
Because I know working with

634
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,609
a team of geniuses can be trying.
(short laugh)

635
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,000
I'm seriously starting to doubt

636
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,503
that anyone on this
team is a genius.

637
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,940
Excuse me, but a genius
would have done the math

638
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,684
to know that your product
is jellyfish bait.

639
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,009
So, one, this is your fault.

640
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:39,145
And two,
I am trying to be nice to you,

641
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,581
but I draw the line at
you badmouthing my nerds.

642
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:42,949
HAPPY (over comm): Sly?

643
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,551
What's going on over there?

644
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,819
Ladies are fighting.

645
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:49,956
This predicament is not
the fault of my product...

646
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,625
Which, by the way,
is working like gangbusters.

647
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:53,826
That plastic bound together

648
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,562
faster than any of
you could calculate.

649
00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:57,864
Oh, oh, I didn't see the
Nobel Prize committee.

650
00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,775
Maybe they're stuck in
the quadrillion jellyfish

651
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,933
you attracted!

652
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,103
Oh, okay. Sorry, Miss...
Perfect.

653
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:05,538
What?

654
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,806
Oh, please.

655
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,308
The hot mom with the genius
kid, dating the boss.

656
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,812
It's super easy to criticize
when you've had it easy.

657
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:16,248
I built a successful
company out of nothing.

658
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:18,217
Then one lousy quarter

659
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,952
and the shareholders
just voted me out.

660
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,287
And now I'm clawing my way back

661
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,189
and I will not
allow the bad luck

662
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,257
of being Scorpion's
neighbor to derail me.

663
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:28,828
I will also not allow
someone to insult

664
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,063
my work after everything
that I've put into it.

665
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:32,599
What do you even know

666
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,133
about-about breaking your back

667
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,002
to make it on your own?

668
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,704
Someone's about to get schooled.

669
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:40,783
Let me tell you how
easy I've had it.

670
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:41,774
I'm a single mom.

671
00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,151
My son and I have lived
in rat-infested motels,

672
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,143
cold water apartments,

673
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,245
and, for one week when he was
three, my car.

674
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,815
I've had my butt grabbed
by every creep in L.A.

675
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,593
who thinks my ass comes
with the blue plate special.

676
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,184
And I insulted your work

677
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,596
because you put my
team in jeopardy,

678
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,221
and I wanted to
hurt your feelings

679
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,089
because you're being a jerk.

680
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,592
(liquid bubbling)

681
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,962
I believe we have liquification.

682
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:09,902
Oh, there's a lot of jellyfish.

683
00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:13,172
Staring at them won't tell us
if this slop will protect us.

684
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,374
You're right.

685
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,743
Shove your arm in.

686
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,611
You're the boss.
You shove your arm in.

687
00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,222
The fact that you
admitted that I'm the boss

688
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,148
means that you should
shove your arm in.

689
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:24,183
This trash-raft is
crumbling under us.

690
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,094
We're gonna be filled
with venom in five minutes

691
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,354
if this doesn't work,
so shove your damn arm in!

692
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,626
I don't know how Toby does it.

693
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:47,415
Not a sting. Not even a tickle.

694
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,675
For now.

695
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:49,718
The water's movement will start

696
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:50,943
washing off this gunk

697
00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,111
as soon as we're wet;

698
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,346
we'll be without protection
in less than ten minutes.

699
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,282
Then we'll swim fast.

700
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,435
Gonna be hard for a guy who
didn't focus on athletics.

701
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,359
SYLVESTER: That'll raise the
hole a bit out of the water.

702
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:08,771
Water will still
slosh into the boat,

703
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:09,762
but at a slower rate,

704
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,899
so... we're still sinking.

705
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,033
Sealant is done.

706
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,744
Now all we have to do is
lower it to Happy and Walter.

707
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,379
Lower it?
We can just patch it right here.

708
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,304
If we patch it on the inside,

709
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:20,206
the water pressure
will make it pop out.

710
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:21,349
But if we patch
it on the outside,

711
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,010
the water pressure will
compress the patch to the hull,

712
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,011
making it stronger.

713
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,178
You hear that, Walt, Happy?

714
00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,413
You're going to work.

715
00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:46,341
Came here to get plastic
out of the ocean,

716
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,867
now we're lowering tar into it.

717
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,306
I am a skilled chemist...

718
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,042
but I am not a biologist.

719
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:58,911
So, it's outside my
scope of expertise

720
00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:01,047
to know that my product
would attract the jellyfish.

721
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:07,954
Probably should've thought of
that before offering it up.

722
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:13,125
I'm responsible for us
being in this situation.

723
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,795
This is my attempt
at an apology.

724
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:19,866
And this is my acceptance of it.

725
00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,404
HAPPY: Get that junk
that they've lowered down

726
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,073
and I'll grab that
rope out of the hole.

727
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,315
We really don't
have time for this.

728
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,984
The jellyfish

729
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,828
will know soon enough that
we are not one of them.

730
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:41,153
If we don't patch the hole,

731
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,755
we're just climbing
onto a sinking ship.

732
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:43,823
But we should work fast,

733
00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,925
because I can feel them
getting curious down there.

734
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,428
This stuff is
working like a charm!

735
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:50,529
How fast does it seal?

736
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,232
Within seconds of application.

737
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,267
This is good stuff.

738
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:56,903
Nice work, Flo.
FLORENCE: Thank you.

739
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,370
It's Florence.

740
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,972
HAPPY: Whoa!

741
00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,440
Big swell!

742
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,121
Finish quickly, please.
The jellies aren't fooled anymore.

743
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,114
Aah! Aah...

744
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,415
I think I just got stung.

745
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,850
Aah!

746
00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,384
Oh, okay, me, too. (grunts)

747
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,420
Okay. I'm done.

748
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,288
Another swell...

749
00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,356
hold on.

750
00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:22,795
Whoa...

751
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:24,230
(shrieks)

752
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,264
Florence!

753
00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:34,540
(gasping)

754
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:37,143
Help... me! Aah!

755
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:38,477
You get on the boat!

756
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,946
I'll grab Florence!

757
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,183
Happy!

758
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,085
Grab the ladder! Hurry!

759
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,289
(sputtering)

760
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,290
Aah!

761
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,292
You know, I've never really

762
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:54,961
watched Walter swim before.

763
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,296
He focuses on research,
not athletics.

764
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:59,441
TOBY (over comm): Walt,
if she's getting repeatedly stung,

765
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,068
you've got about ten seconds
before she goes into shock.

766
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,136
(gasping)

767
00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,105
She's going under!

768
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:12,411
Hold on.

769
00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:13,612
I got you.

770
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,115
(panting)

771
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,583
Thank you.

772
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:18,885
You okay? My leg.

773
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:19,852
One bad sting.

774
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:21,187
TOBY: The boat should have

775
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,254
a freshwater line.

776
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:24,066
Hose down her leg and then
saturate the other two

777
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:25,091
once they're on the deck.

778
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,262
Hey! (Groans)

779
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,531
Guys?
I don't think Walt's fish goop

780
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,033
is helping much anymore.

781
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,903
Cabe, if they don't get
Flo to a hospital fast,

782
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:37,980
she could go into full
anaphylaxis and die.

783
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,171
Where's the ride?

784
00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:40,382
It's not like I'm
ordering a pizza.

785
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:41,583
They're in the
middle of the ocean.

786
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:43,075
I'm pulling every string I can.

787
00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,077
Then pull more! (timer dings)

788
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,514
(dings)

789
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:49,515
TOBY: Cabe?

790
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:50,983
Cabe!

791
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,084
Where'd you just go?

792
00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,452
Uh, no... nowhere.

793
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,621
Uh, sh-shut up, I'm fine.

794
00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,590
(grunts)

795
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:05,932
PAIGE: Oh, my God.

796
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,134
She has stings all over her.

797
00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:11,203
I'm gonna spray them down!

798
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,105
Get off any bits of tentacles.

799
00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:14,179
Those can sting even after

800
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,606
they've detached
from the jellyfish.

801
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,179
Aah!

802
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,214
And find vinegar.

803
00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:23,315
I'll check the galley.

804
00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:27,987
Florence? Florence!

805
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,588
Florence! Toby,

806
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,190
she's in trouble.

807
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,258
Her breathing's labored

808
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,026
and she's pale, unresponsive.

809
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,403
TOBY: Just pour the vinegar on her.
(wheezing)

810
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,163
Wrap her in blankets
to keep her warm.

811
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:38,965
I'll get blankets!

812
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,266
Vinegar.

813
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:44,536
Florence, stay with me.

814
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,142
SYLVESTER: You have
multiple stings;

815
00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:51,586
you need to save some
of that for yourself.

816
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,079
She needs it more than I do.

817
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,046
CABE: All right, I got a buddy

818
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,115
out of Pendleton that
flies a medevac chopper.

819
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:57,659
She doesn't have enough
fuel to get there and back,

820
00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,218
but if they meet
her ten miles east,

821
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,386
she can get to the hospital.

822
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,288
We can't move an inch east!

823
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:04,123
Jellyfish have
clogged our engines!

824
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,358
Maybe we won't have the
jellyfish to deal with.

825
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,194
Cabe, give us the coordinates

826
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:09,704
that we need to reach;
Sly, chart the course.

827
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:12,431
CABE: Chopper's gonna
be at 192 degrees north

828
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,266
by 87 degrees west

829
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,268
in 24 minutes.

830
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,437
She has enough time to
hover and pick them up,

831
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,706
but if you're not there,
she turns for base.

832
00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:23,042
Walter, how do you plan,
exactly, to get this boat going?

833
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,386
We need to light
the ocean on fire.

834
00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:27,213
Douse the area around
the engine with fuel.

835
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:29,157
It'll light right above the
jellyfish and scare 'em off.

836
00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:31,183
Letting us get the
engines to full speed,

837
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,385
provided we don't blow up the boat.
That is s risk.

838
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:34,320
Do it fast.

839
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,188
Your patient doesn't
have any more time.

840
00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:37,623
Sly, Walt, fuel drum.

841
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,658
Okay.

842
00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:42,470
First we dump tar
into the ocean,

843
00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,063
and now we are dumping fuel.

844
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:46,165
Greater good.
If we save Florence,

845
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,409
she'll do more to
preserve the environment

846
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:50,169
with her scientific work than
the damage that we're doing

847
00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,237
right now in this moment.

848
00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:54,540
Don't tell her I told you that.

849
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,353
You think this is
gonna be enough?

850
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,179
Only one way to find out.

851
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,481
Happy, need your Zippo.

852
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,062
Now, get back in the
cabin and get ready.

853
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:09,188
Oh, Happy, if I ignite,

854
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,057
will you tell baby
Walena I was a hero?

855
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,191
It's never gonna happen.

856
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,293
What, me igniting,
or you naming the baby after me?

857
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,528
Don't make me choose.

858
00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,066
Okay.

859
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,068
How will we know if it worked?

860
00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:25,171
If we don't explode.
Walt, light it up.

861
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,461
Happy, the flames are
against the side of the boat.

862
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:42,321
We have to get out of here.

863
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,822
You heard him.

864
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:44,623
I need to make sure
that the jellies

865
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,792
move away from the engine.
When?!

866
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,527
Now. She's not doing well.

867
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,796
Happy, start the damn engine!

868
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,164
Happy!

869
00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,832
(engine stalling)

870
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,825
Uh, she's not turning over.
This is not happening.

871
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,770
Happy,
the boat's starting to burn.

872
00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:03,275
This was supposed to
be my vacation day!

873
00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,477
(engine starts)
Okay, hold tight.

874
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,615
(engine revving)

875
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,495
We'll have you on a medevac
in just a few minutes, okay?

876
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,387
Just hold on.

877
00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:28,667
Okay, glad to hear.

878
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,471
Florence has made
a full recovery.

879
00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:33,739
Hospital's releasing her.

880
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,574
Great news. I'll go pick her up.

881
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,409
Okay. More great news.

882
00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:39,845
Satellite images show
the garbage island

883
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,281
is almost fully dissolved.

884
00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,226
I won't wear this apron,
and I really should not be the one

885
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,217
checking on the food.

886
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,519
I don't cook, I reheat.

887
00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:48,854
I'll finish up the turkey,

888
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,190
but could you
please keep it down?

889
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:52,534
(whispering): They're
still in the trailer.

890
00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:55,494
Right. Forgot.

891
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,463
(whispering): Doctor is in.

892
00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:59,531
TOBY: Bunch of things
sent you into space today.

893
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:01,767
One time during a very
critical moment in the case.

894
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,135
You want that to happen again?

895
00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:06,405
It was a momentary lapse.
No, it wasn't.

896
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,706
You know that.

897
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,475
You're having memory triggers.

898
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,543
I think you're
starting to remember

899
00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:13,612
what really happened the
night your father died.

900
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,814
I told you what really happened.

901
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,349
What was that, again?

902
00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:20,452
Damn it, Doc,
the-the cops came to the door

903
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,720
and they gave us the news.

904
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,855
And then your mom
stopped her mopping.

905
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,658
There was popcorn
popping, and what else?

906
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,794
Why does there have to
always be something else?

907
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:31,697
My mom, she took care of me.

908
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,699
She hugged me, she told me

909
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,301
everything was gonna be okay.

910
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,769
She put some calamine
lotion on my neck...

911
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,571
You hadn't mentioned
that before.

912
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,307
Why'd she put calamine
lotion on your neck?

913
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,875
'Cause of the blanket
that the cops gave me.

914
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:46,445
It was... it was wool,
and I had a reaction to it.

915
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,946
Why did the cops
give you a blanket?

916
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,748
Because it was cold that night.

917
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,650
Well, you were in your house.

918
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:57,656
Right. I was, uh...

919
00:35:57,689 --> 00:36:00,226
I was at the house, uh...

920
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,903
The cops must have brought
me back there afterwards.

921
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:02,894
I don't know.

922
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:05,431
Brought you back from where?

923
00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:12,538
The bodega.

924
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:18,210
My God, I was at the bodega.

925
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,326
(register rings)

926
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,342
(echoing): Money in the
bag, or you're dead!

927
00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:51,877
I froze.

928
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:56,848
I was there... I saw the guy...

929
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:01,453
I should have said
something sooner,

930
00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:04,256
and he'd still be alive. Cabe,

931
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,268
the only person responsible
for your father's death

932
00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,026
is the man who shot
him, not you.

933
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,297
No, I froze.

934
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:14,300
I was responsible.
You were a child.

935
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,735
Children don't
stop men with guns.

936
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,805
Children make up stories,
and you made up one.

937
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:23,275
Perfectly popped popcorn
and wonderful pine scents,

938
00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:26,278
and this impossibly
picturesque loss of a father.

939
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:31,317
Your story was so damn good,
you believed it as an adult.

940
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:33,895
You were just trying to protect

941
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,787
this nine-year-old
version of you,

942
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:39,591
because, deep down,
you blame yourself,

943
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,661
because you were
only nine years old.

944
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,963
You were nine, Cabe.

945
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,698
So now you're 59.
Why don't you stop

946
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,266
beating up on that little kid?

947
00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:56,808
Why is all this
stuff coming up now?

948
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,444
Why now?

949
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,646
Because you think if
you get sent to jail,

950
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:03,349
you'll be failing us,
like you think you failed your father.

951
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,083
You think you need
to protect us,

952
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,061
like you thought you needed
to protect your father.

953
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,087
And that's why you haven't
been coming around much

954
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,524
the past few weeks... guilt.

955
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,395
Cabe,
you did not fail your father,

956
00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:18,096
and you're not failing us.

957
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,433
You've taken care of
us for a long time.

958
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:26,772
Now it's time to let
us take care of you.

959
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,376
(sighs)

960
00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:35,681
Hey.

961
00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:36,682
How'd it go?

962
00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:39,851
It was good. I'm better.

963
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:45,391
HAPPY: Well,
you helped cook this slop,

964
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:47,125
so your work is done
here, old man.

965
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,861
I'll make sure, uh,
you get a drumstick.

966
00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:53,465
How about we take a load off?

967
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,033
Okay.

968
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,038
Hey.

969
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:02,107
How is he?

970
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,576
It was a rough therapy session,

971
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,678
but he'll be all right.

972
00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:07,879
He just needs us.

973
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:15,921
Oh, hey, uh,
while I have a moment...

974
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,656
Say the word "Walena"...

975
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,766
And it's a word, not a name...

976
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,659
You get yams down your pants.

977
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:27,499
Hey, I just wanted to apologize

978
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:28,867
for harping on about the name

979
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,702
of your future offspring.

980
00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:32,804
Okay.

981
00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:35,049
It's just, I, uh,
I don't know if I'll ever have children.

982
00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:37,443
It's not something
that I thought about.

983
00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,177
You know,
until Ralph came around,

984
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,888
and then I, you know,
I thought I might not be

985
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,548
such a terrible parent.

986
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,025
Which is not something that's
been discussed with Paige.

987
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,585
It's not really appropriate yet.

988
00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:49,455
But you and Toby, I hired you.

989
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:53,725
You wouldn't know each
other if it wasn't for me.

990
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,994
So if you had a child,
it would just be

991
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,664
something that I...

992
00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:01,066
I'd take a lot of pride in.

993
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,768
Fine.

994
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:05,937
You've touched my heart.

995
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,606
"Walter" is on the list.

996
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:09,875
Just don't tell Toby.

997
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,146
Ralph,
can you help her to her seat?

998
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,783
Carefully.

999
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,757
There she is,
the chemist of the hour.

1000
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,725
How you feeling, Flo?

1001
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:27,993
Um, it's Florence.

1002
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:29,995
Uh, I-I feel tired.

1003
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,697
But I'm glad to be alive,

1004
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,665
due to your efforts.

1005
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:36,935
I've said unkind things

1006
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,804
to you.

1007
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,039
They were not deserved.

1008
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,975
So I will endeavor to
be a better neighbor.

1009
00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:51,983
What is... What's this?

1010
00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:55,153
New flasks,
to replace the ones I broke.

1011
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,989
Thank you.

1012
00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,958
You're not the problem
urchin I thought you were.

1013
00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:04,029
WALTER: So,
while I'm glad that she's okay,

1014
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,231
I'm still not sure about her.
Well,

1015
00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:09,000
I'm gonna give her a chance,
and I think you should, too.

1016
00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:11,245
HAPPY: All right,
everybody ready

1017
00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:13,639
to shove food in
our gullets or what?

1018
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:14,873
TOBY: No, no, not yet.

1019
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,976
Tradition dictates that Dad
sits at the head of the table.

1020
00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:23,048
And, from what I've gleaned from
Norman Rockwell paintings...

1021
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:27,786
he carves.

1022
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,105
I've realized recently
that I've been

1023
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:51,276
messing a bit with my memories.

1024
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,745
Been rewriting 'em
over the years.

1025
00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:57,649
I'm not gonna do that anymore.

1026
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,887
And it's okay, 'cause

1027
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,890
I got a great girl

1028
00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:08,994
and I've got great friends.

1029
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,329
No matter what the
future holds for me,

1030
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:15,567
I want to remember
this moment right now

1031
00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:18,003
exactly as it is.

1032
00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:23,041
'Cause to have you
all in my life,

1033
00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:26,177
I am truly thankful.

1034
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,647
ALL: Hear, hear!

1035
00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:37,122
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