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Previously on Scorpion...
TOBY: That's Quincy Berkstead.

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The man who stole your fiancée?

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Quincy, really?
Nobody wants to see me in my bikini.

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Amy? That's Amy?

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Toby doesn't gamble anymore.

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He quit gambling? How?

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Well, if he didn't,
I would have walked.

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SYLVESTER: The new Chair of
Blades book comes out today,

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and I had it delivered here
instead of my apartment.

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It took J. Randall P. Smythe

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ten years to write this.

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So I saw you talking
to Flo earlier.

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You glad I convinced
you to keep her around?

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Yes. I have to admit

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the reason why I didn't want
her to come was, uh, childish.

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What was that?
It's very silly, actually.

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I-I dreamt we were
married and we kissed.

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What?!

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CABE: Question number one:

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Where did you two first meet?

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Hup. Please read the
question in the proper form.

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Absolutely not doing that.

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Come on. The contest is
tonight, and we want to win.

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Didn't your football coach
say "Practice like you play"?

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No, actually he said,
"If you're complaining

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"about how the ball bounces,

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you're probably the
jackass who dropped it."

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Wonderful tangent. Game, please?

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Fine.

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A query,

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my dearies:

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Where did you first
meet your deary?

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BOTH: Nemo's Diner.

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Next question. Bring it on.

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A query, my dearies:

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What was the first foreign
country you traveled to

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with your deary?

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BOTH: Bosnia.

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(both laugh) We
must be like butter

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'cause we're on a roll.

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A query, my dearies:

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Where did you first
kiss your deary?

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At Kovelsky's. In the garage.

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Huh?

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(buzzer sounds)

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Wrong. TOBY: Uh-oh.

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That's the sound of a
couple that is about

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to lose their desks.

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PAIGE: Our first kiss
was in Kovelsky's

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coat closet.

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Actually, my deary,
our first kiss came

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at your desk,
when we were testing

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to see if we had any
attraction to each other.

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That wasn't romantic, it was an experiment.
It doesn't count.

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Did our lips press against each
other in a passionate encounter?

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That's a kiss.

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HAPPY: Engine block
will fit nicely.

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You're not taking our desks.

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TOBY: We had a deal.

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After we beat your
tuchases in this game,

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Happy and I get your desks.

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Asinine.

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TOBY: No, it's scientific.

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I'm trying to fertilize my wife.

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Gross. Gross.

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And studies prove that
couples that see each other

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more often have a
higher rate of success

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when the tadpole train pulls
into the ovulation station.

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You can see her from your desk.

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No, no, no.
I want to be right across from her.

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I want Happy to get
pregnant as much as anyone,

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but I am office manager.

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My desk needs to be
centrally located,

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not over by all
that greasy stuff.

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Yeah, and I think it's
stupid, so we'll win the game,

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you two will owe us
dinner at Kovelsky's,

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and we will retain
our work stations.

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CABE: Don't be so
sure, my dearies.

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You're both wrong.

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Huh? Your first kiss

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was when Paige kissed Walt

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when he was out cold
in the hospital.

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HAPPY: Pretty sure
that's a crime.

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Oh, what's really a
crime is that these guys

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have to practice to beat us.

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Don't take our
no-look high five.

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We've been no-look high-fiving
way before you two.

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This is going nowhere fast.
We need to get

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to the airport and
catch our flight.

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Yeah, Paige is right.
Okay, Happy,

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quick brush up: What did you
find about the schematics?

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Power plant's actually
well designed.

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According to the
diagnostic reports,

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last week's quake resulted
only in moderate cracking

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in the core's walls,

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all through here.

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Should only take a
few hours to repair.

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I spoke with the Mexican
Power Authority this morning.

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They approved our use
of our sonar technology

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to precisely pinpoint all
fissures and seal them.

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WALTER: Great. Government gig,

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helping an ally, good payday.
Let's pack.

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(quietly): Paige.

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(Paige sighs)

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What do you want?
I'm not giving you my desk.

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It's not about that.

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You know I'm an enthusiastic
lover, right?

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And?

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With all the
procreation recreation,

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I slipped a disc
in my lower back.

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We are all way too involved
in each other's lives.

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Be that as it may, Coach Quinn
isn't gonna put me on the bench,

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so I need to heal up
before the next big game.

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Since you're the office
manager, you think you can

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manage to get me off duty?

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Okay, fine.

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Walter?

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Any way Toby can pass
on today's mission?

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His back hurts.

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From what?

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Enthusiasm.

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Fine.
Yeah, I don't want to know.

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And where is Sly?

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He's supposed to be
here running tests

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on the reactor's performance.

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He knows we have to leave soon.

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He's probably preparing software
on the bus ride back here.

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I have to say,
out of all the costumes here,

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ours are the most authentic.

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I don't want to be that guy,
but I saw a Klentorian warrior

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walking around with a pewter
amulet instead of brass.

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How do you expect to meet a girl
when you make a gaffe like that?

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Indeed.

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(phone ringing)

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Paige. What's up?

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Sky, we're leaving
for Mexico shortly.

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Great Falcon's feathers,
it's already Wednesday.

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You have a genius IQ.

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I know you know how
to use a calendar.

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I'm sorry. I've been waiting on line for J.
Randall P. Smythe

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outside The Warlock's
Chest since yesterday.

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I lost track of time.

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Chair of Blades author?

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Are you in your smock?
I bet you're in your smock.

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It's called a tunic, and yes.

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Paige, the thing is, J. Randall P.
Smythe only gives a window

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for when he'll show
for a book adornment.

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And sometimes,
he doesn't even show at all.

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Sounds like a tool.

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If I leave, I might miss him.

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You hanging out with that
dork you're always with?

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No, just me.

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Dyfrost.

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CABE: Hey,
why don't we let Sly wait there

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during our flight down,
and see if the author shows up.

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And if he doesn't,
then Dyfrost can take his books

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and get them signed.

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All the books.

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You gave Sly a book to get
signed, didn't you?

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Clam it.

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Fine, Sly, but you need to be
back here at work when we land.

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Is that clear?

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Absolutely. Bye.

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I get it. My mom's only
letting me stay till 4:00.

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Women, right?

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Okay, we're off.

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Toby, hold down the fort.

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Feel better, Doc.

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Tell Sly to call us
when he gets here.

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HAPPY: Rest up.

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Tonight,
you are back on the job.

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Huh. How romantic.

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All right, hurry up.
They're gone.

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Coast is clear?

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Yeah. I thought they'd never leave.
Come on in.

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I hate having to sneak around like this.
I'm sorry.

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Well, it's not like you and
Happy are long-lost chums.

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And, look, we're-we're
trying to preggo her eggo.

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Any undue stress could
make that more difficult,

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so it's best she not know.

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I understand.

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Uh, okay, so, look,

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you were a little emotional and
rambling on your voice mail.

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So why don't you just lay out

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exactly what's going
on with Quincy.

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And I hate to be a jerk,
but can you talk fast?

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Running around
with my ex-fiancée

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won't make Happy too happy,

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so I'd like to get
this over with ASAP.

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Yeah, okay, um, you
know, so like I said,

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whenever everything
went down in the bunker,

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I decided to end things with
him, and he took it very poorly.

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You know,
the-the bunker business died,

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there was bad press,

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his speaking engagements dried
up, no more TV appearances.

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So I-I went to the bank

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to find my accounts drained.

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My credit was ruined.

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I mean, he-he stole my driver's
license, my passport,

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my Social Security
card, everything.

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And with no way to
prove your identity,

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there's no way to prove
your identity's stolen.

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That's a classic
21st century dilemma.

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I can't believe
that he did this.

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I mean,
he is a very desperate man.

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With an even more
desperate beard.

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Anyway, I-I figured

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he was hard up for money,

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and so he sold my identity
for a couple of bucks.

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Amy, your identity is worth
more than a couple bucks.

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You're a felony-free
citizen with solid credit.

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Quincy made a nice
chunk of change there.

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See, this is why I came to you.

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You know all of the
down and dirty stuff.

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And I-I don't,
I don't mean to insult you,

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it's just, you know,
when we were together,

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you knew every
lowlife, loan shark

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or backroom card hustler.

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That was your world.

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No offense taken.
I was a dirtbag.

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I'm gonna make a few calls.

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There's some people I
think might have intel

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on stolen paper in L.A.

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And they move their Koreatown
setup every few months.

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Hey.

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Thank you.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's, um... It's no problem.

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Amy, when we were together,
I put you through the wringer,

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stealing all your savings for
my long shots and underdogs.

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So if someone else
is doing this to you,

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that's the least I can do.

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So I've found, as my Fantasies
'N Frolics scores ascend,

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so does my career.

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The same week I went
from a level five

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to a level six player,

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I went from assistant manager to
co-manager at the Pic 'N Save.

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I'm only at level two.

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But audiology takes
up most of my time.

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I see.

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Hey. You're supposed
to be my wingman.

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I'm trying to impress this
pretty stereo salesperson.

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She doesn't sell stereos.

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She's a doctor.
This is why I need a wingman.

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By Elvin Hooves.

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Take my books.

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I don't feel that well.

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We've had success with
this sonar equipment

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in the past, Maria.

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We'll be able to locate the most

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00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,206
microscopic cracks
in the reactor core.

252
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,107
PAIGE: Which we'll seal
with a special compound.

253
00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,576
Happy Quinn designed
just for this job.

254
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,845
It's quick-drying,
waterproof, stress-resilient.

255
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,114
Your reactor will be at
full power in no time.

256
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,115
MARIA: We can't
thank you enough.

257
00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,684
This community was once
a dying fishing village.

258
00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,053
This plant brought jobs,
enough energy so we could expand.

259
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:16,624
Our population has grown
to almost 10,000 residents.

260
00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,326
And most of them rely on this
plant to feed their families.

261
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,796
Since we've been shut
down, people are hurting.

262
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,598
Well, Scorpion is happy to help.

263
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:28,235
Speaking of helping,
I am at the garage now,

264
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,671
setting everything
up as we speak.

265
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,139
CABE: Hey, Sly.

266
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,774
You take care of business?

267
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:34,975
I have a man on it.

268
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,610
Is that man wearing

269
00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,145
a blue dress with stars on it?

270
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:41,148
Get off my back.
You'll get your dumb autograph, okay?

271
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,951
You okay, Sly?
You seem stressed.

272
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:44,985
I'm not stressed.

273
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,353
Well, you sound bothered.

274
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,088
I'm not bothered, either.

275
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,323
Except by this third
degree I'm getting.

276
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,335
All right, well, Sly,
why don't you just give us the readings?

277
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,694
Scanning them now.

278
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,162
All the cracks are up.

279
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,931
The visible ones should be
easy enough for you to spot.

280
00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,801
The sonar is picking up
on the microfissures now.

281
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,703
Be careful.

282
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,304
Slow and steady.
(quiet rumbling)

283
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,207
If you want it slow and steady,
hold it slow and steady.

284
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,375
I am holding it steady.

285
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,342
You're shaking it.
(rumbling grows louder)

286
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,711
No, I'm not doing anything.

287
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,680
This sucker is
shaking on its own.

288
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,181
Oh, man. Hold on!
(alarm blaring)

289
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,348
Is this another quake?

290
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,118
Technically, but...

291
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,354
it doesn't seem to be more
than a light aftershock.

292
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,956
It's already over.
(rumbling stops)

293
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,258
WALTER: Sly,
what are the details?

294
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,360
I know it may have felt
like a light aftershock,

295
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,697
but it was actually part
of the seismic waves

296
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,899
from a 9.1 earthquake

297
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,902
that hit in the Pacific
72 miles off the coast!

298
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,904
Oh, no. What is it?

299
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,181
MARIA: Our tsunami
warning system.

300
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,273
There was a huge
surge off the Pacific.

301
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,010
Fuente Roja is 12
feet below sea level.

302
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,145
This is bad.
SYLVESTER: It gets worse.

303
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:48,148
NOAA estimates 38
minutes until landfall.

304
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,719
And based on the reported
size of the surge,

305
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,421
there's a 100-foot
wave headed your way!

306
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,846
We need to get the
hell out of here.

307
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,704
We can't till we
seal those cracks.

308
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,081
Now, if the tsunami
floods this reactor

309
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,741
with those cracks still exposed,

310
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,475
it will melt down
just like Fukushima.

311
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,978
There's no way we can seal
all these cracks in 38 minutes

312
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,247
and still get out of here alive!

313
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,150
We can if we construct
a pulley system.

314
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,052
I can Spider-Woman around here.

315
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,954
It'll slash the time
needed to do the job.

316
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,164
Okay, do it. Paige, go help them

317
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,365
find what they
need for the build.

318
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,357
Copy that.

319
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,759
Where's the exterior
exhaust vent?

320
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,093
On the south wall. Why?

321
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,094
WALTER: We need to plug it.

322
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,163
Now, if the ocean water
from the tsunami seeps

323
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,898
into the core
through that vent...

324
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,466
Also Fukushima. Exactly.

325
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,110
I'll alert the authorities
to begin an evacuation plan,

326
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,912
and I'll have a helicopter
pick your team up from the roof

327
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,271
once you're finished. Great.

328
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,149
Uh, Paige, once you're done
helping Cabe and Happy,

329
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,383
meet me outside the south wall.

330
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,242
Got it! Toby! (alarm wailing)

331
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,011
Any advice for Maria
on the best way

332
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,846
to evacuate a town of 10,000?

333
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,014
SYLVESTER: Uh...

334
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,816
Toby's not here.

335
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,985
What do you mean he's not there?
Where the hell is he?

336
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,887
Um...

337
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,922
Running errands?

338
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,499
TOBY: Look, there's only a
handful of people that deal

339
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,492
in that kind of
paper, so our best bet

340
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,535
is to start with Rhonda Duffy.

341
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,928
How do you know her?

342
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,930
Uh, played in her card
game back in the day.

343
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,431
Rhonda's, uh, a real pistol.

344
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,867
And she carries one,
too, so tread carefully.

345
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,070
Are you sure we're
gonna be safe?

346
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,438
Yeah, yeah. We'll be fine.

347
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,774
Rhonda loves me.

348
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:25,112
You conniving, scheming,
backstabbing, little creep.

349
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,413
How was your Christmas?

350
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,782
I knew you'd come out eventually

351
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,226
from whatever rock
you been hiding under,

352
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,385
you hat-wearing turd.

353
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,787
I'm not a turd, Rhonda.

354
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,957
If you sat in a sandbox,
my cat'd bury you.

355
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,091
Now, you owe me

356
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,461
$8,213.

357
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,496
So where is it?

358
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,033
Or do I have Lugo take your ear?

359
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,569
Well, for one thing,
my entire body isn't worth eight grand.

360
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,570
And two,

361
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,140
we both know you like to
keep your books clean.

362
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,541
So I'm gonna bet

363
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,810
that you sold my debt
to some knuckle-dragger

364
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,946
for 40 cents on the dollar.
Am I right?

365
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,150
Yeah.
My bill with you is square.

366
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,551
So, Rhonda,
I need a little favor.

367
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,586
(laughs): You got to be kidding.

368
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,188
No, no, no, no.
I'm dead serious.

369
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,490
You see, this woman right
here is a civilian, and...

370
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,859
Hi. Dr. Amy Berkstead.

371
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,493
She doesn't care.

372
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,329
See, Amy,
she got her identity stolen.

373
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,398
And I figured,
classy lady like you

374
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,400
would know who might trade

375
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,002
in that kind of paper.
Tell you what.

376
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,571
You walk out of here right
now, I won't have my guys

377
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,240
beat you dizzy in front
of your little friend.

378
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,610
All right. Have it your way.

379
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,512
It was lovely to see you.

380
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,882
You know, it's a
shame, 'cause if I go,

381
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,316
I'm not gonna be
able to tell you

382
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,485
how you're getting robbed
blind down there. Bull.

383
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,855
You see the rack in front
of that guy right there?

384
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,523
Now, I'm gonna assume

385
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,634
that this gentleman's been
coming to your establishment

386
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,560
for, eh, couple weeks now.

387
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,530
He hasn't won yet.
He loses two or three grand.

388
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,565
And then all of the
sudden, today, bam!

389
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,567
Oh, boy, is he incredibly lucky.

390
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:58,071
Looks like he's up, uh,
what is that, 20 large or so?

391
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,973
Wow.

392
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:03,143
Rhonda, this man set you
up like a bowling pin.

393
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,012
AMY: Come on.

394
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,890
She doesn't want your
help, and I don't have time

395
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,882
for this nonsense, okay?
You heard the lady.

396
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,951
Hold it.

397
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,186
You catch me a cheat,

398
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,322
I'll tell you who has Mrs.
Doctor's identity.

399
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,290
Deal.

400
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,467
Cabe,
you sure you can handle this?

401
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,327
I'm gonna be 115 pounds

402
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,329
of swinging spider
monkey in there.

403
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,602
CABE: I won't let you fall, kid.

404
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,266
Sly, where do I need to be?

405
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,368
SYLVESTER: The
first crack cluster

406
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,670
is 12 feet down at
exactly 45 degrees.

407
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,172
HAPPY: Done and done.

408
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,440
Hold on tight, Pops.

409
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,474
Whoa!

410
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,644
CABE: It's okay. All right.

411
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,279
Happy, you all right?

412
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,613
I'm on. Ready to patch.

413
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,615
Sly!

414
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,184
I'm at the exhaust vent.

415
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,619
We need to figure out a
way to plug this thing.

416
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,231
SYLVESTER: Sand is an
aggregate in concrete.

417
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,223
Can that work? Possibly.

418
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,659
But we need to add something
to create a slurry.

419
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,061
Oh.

420
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,530
Aha! Oil.

421
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,066
Yeah,
that'll cause a coagulation.

422
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,968
But if it's gonna
hold the water out,

423
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,502
we'll need a thickening agent.

424
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,138
Seaweed!
Seaweed is used as a thickener

425
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,282
in nail polish.
WALTER: Brilliant.

426
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,276
Seaweed has carrageenans
known for gelling properties.

427
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,144
Now, I'm gonna mix
sand into the oil.

428
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,446
When you get here,
gather as much seaweed as you can.

429
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,383
HAPPY: The sealant is
activated by high heat.

430
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,020
After I apply it to the cracks,
I'll use my torch to harden it.

431
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,261
Okay.
Last group of micro cracks,

432
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,330
11 o'clock,
six feet from the rim.

433
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,065
HAPPY: Got it!

434
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,602
Sly, is Toby back yet?

435
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,670
No. He's still busy.

436
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,440
HAPPY: Doing what?
We're dealing with a tsunami here.

437
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,309
I'm not sure.

438
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,611
You're lying.
I can hear it in your voice.

439
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,613
Like when I caught you
ordering that poster

440
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,248
with all the girl
superheroes on it,

441
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,117
and you said it was
for your cousin.

442
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,284
Okay, okay.

443
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,253
I saw Toby and Amy
in a car together,

444
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,763
and I don't know where
they were headed.

445
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,090
Amy?

446
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,092
As in ex-fiancée Amy?

447
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,527
What's he doing with her?

448
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,662
HAPPY: Sly,
you better find out what he's up to.

449
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,697
Don't make me spy on my friend.

450
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,699
HAPPY: I'm gonna
make my foot spy on

451
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,701
the inside of your
butt if you don't.

452
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,004
That's a nice line.
I'm gonna use that.

453
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,541
Okay, I'm searching. Uh...

454
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,244
New England Journal
of Medicine articles.

455
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,047
A coupon for Spam.

456
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,251
What's at 452 San
Marino in Koreatown?

457
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,419
He's taking her to Koreatown?

458
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,356
MAN: That's it.
(players chattering)

459
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,699
SHOOTER: I want to
make some money!

460
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,726
You want to make some money?!
Yes!

461
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,030
Come on! There you go!

462
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,531
There it is, right there.

463
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,700
Here we go. You ready?

464
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,269
Yeah, yeah.

465
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,812
That was a great bluff with
Rhonda, by the way.

466
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,248
She really bought
that you were leaving.

467
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,740
Well, I learned
bluffing from the best.

468
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,349
You okay?

469
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,785
Yeah, yeah.
Just saying hi to an old friend.

470
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,454
Hello, gambling.

471
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,391
CROUPIER: Place your bets.

472
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,692
Oh, looky here. All right!

473
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,061
Looks like we got a hot table.

474
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,497
Why don't you give me, um...

475
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,265
Give me $100 on every hard-way.

476
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,200
Money plays.

477
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,068
Smart man, riding my bet.

478
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,036
I'm on fire!
Yeah, looks that way, boss.

479
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,479
(crowd cheering)

480
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,548
CROUPIER: Hard six! Attafella!

481
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,782
Yeah!

482
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,584
Press it.

483
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,853
Press my bet.

484
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,422
Let me see you do that again.

485
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:39,292
Buddy,
I've been doing it all night.

486
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,128
(laughs)

487
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,430
(crowd cheering)

488
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,431
Boom! Boom!

489
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,665
Winner, winner!

490
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,134
Kovelsky dinner!

491
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,868
This feels good.

492
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,804
(ringtone, Happy's voice): Attaboy.
Attaboy.

493
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,606
Attaboy.

494
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,542
Sorry, honey, not right now.

495
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,244
SHOOTER: You know what?

496
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,578
Double my bet.

497
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,114
I got a horseshoe up
my butt; I'm so lucky.

498
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,691
Technically, what's helping
you isn't what's up your butt.

499
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,417
It's what's on your neck.

500
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,754
SHOOTER: What the hell?

501
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,257
Hey, Lugo,
this gentleman's got a little bit of

502
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,634
clear resin on the
back of his neck.

503
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,193
You see, just a dab will do you

504
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,537
if you're looking
to weigh the dice

505
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,430
for snake eyes or
boxcars or really

506
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,507
whatever roll you want.
SHOOTER: No, no, no, no!

507
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,499
Wait. No, wait.

508
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,134
Wait. Ah!

509
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,138
Spotted that 'cause I
ran the same exact scam

510
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,473
on a riverboat casino.

511
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,807
Oh, I recall.

512
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,277
That was the night of
our engagement party.

513
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,844
You missed it.

514
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,214
We should talk to Rhonda.

515
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,715
Okay.

516
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,351
WALTER: Paige,
spread it evenly so it dries faster.

517
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,786
We won't get a
second shot at this.

518
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:40,863
Right, like our first kiss.

519
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,556
Huh? I can't believe you
consider the garage kiss

520
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,933
our real first kiss and
the kiss at Kovelsky's

521
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,726
our second crack at it.
Thing is,

522
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,161
when there are two events,

523
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,372
I consider the one
that happened first

524
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,864
the first event,
and then the second one the second event.

525
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,466
I'm weird like that.

526
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,468
The Kovelsky's kiss was
right after you said

527
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,205
you were in love with me,
which makes it our first real kiss.

528
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,173
Well, not without a time machine.
You suck.

529
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,107
Just cover the holes.
It's covered.

530
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,875
Okay, great!
Happy, where do you stand?

531
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,645
Right now,
I am pretty anti-Toby.

532
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,948
No! Where do you stand on
patching the reactor core?

533
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,883
Oh. I'm done.

534
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,286
Not a moment too soon.

535
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,397
The helicopter's on the roof,

536
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,589
but pilot has to take a
longer route to the airport.

537
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,557
Why the change?

538
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,326
Tremors toppled over
the Fuente Roja bridge.

539
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,903
He needs to maneuver
around the ash cloud

540
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,495
that was created
by the collapse.

541
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,496
SYLVESTER: That bridge

542
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,964
is the only way out of town.

543
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,466
How will the residents evacuate?

544
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,667
They won't.

545
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,669
We'll have to try to
find higher ground.

546
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,813
HAPPY: We're below sea level.

547
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,606
There's no way to get 10,000
people to safety in time.

548
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,508
MARIA: Authorities are
doing the best they can.

549
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,853
Please. I need to get back to
my family and you need to go.

550
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,579
There is no more
that you can do here.

551
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,923
CABE: We can't just
leave these people

552
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,949
here to die. Walt, any ideas?

553
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,285
Yes.
We're gonna have to stop it.

554
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,320
Stop what?
Please don't say the tsunami.

555
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,588
Please don't say the tsunami.

556
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,623
Guys, we're gonna have
to stop the tsunami.

557
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,005
A query, my deary,
but how the hell

558
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,531
are we supposed to
stop a tsunami!?

559
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,832
I read a paper by Dr. Kadri

560
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,833
at Cardiff University
School of Mathematics

561
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,237
that theorized that you
could stop a tsunami

562
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,406
by creating acoustical
gravitational waves

563
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,975
triggered by an
underwater avalanche.

564
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,944
The sound waves would reduce
the amplitude of a tsunami

565
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,847
and redistribute its energy
across a larger space.

566
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,351
So we could save the town,
and thousands of lives.

567
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,554
Walter, I'm the one who
showed you Dr. Kadri's paper.

568
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,791
And it clearly states that his
thesis is only theoretical.

569
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,260
Tell you what isn't theoretical
is the death and destruction

570
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,296
that's gonna hit this
town in 20 minutes.

571
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,963
Walt, can we pull this off?

572
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,732
We have everything that
we need right here.

573
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:33,842
Sly,
pull up the oceanographic map

574
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,502
of Fuente Roja. I have a plan.

575
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,936
Roger that.

576
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,971
Maria,
you got to get your family

577
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,473
and head to higher ground ASAP.

578
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,709
Thank you.
But what about Scorpion?

579
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,382
We've been in situations
like this before.

580
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,746
We're professionals.
He's still not picking up.

581
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,882
I am gonna cover him in parsley
and feed him to the snails.

582
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,784
Most of the time.

583
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,953
SYLVESTER: Okay,
I got eyes on the Mexican coastline.

584
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:54,687
What about it?

585
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,022
WALTER: Does the Mazatlan Shelf

586
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,223
extend into Fuente Roja?

587
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,927
Yes. It forms an underwater
canyon due west of the bay.

588
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,729
Canyon walls are 40 feet tall.

589
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,598
They're 3.7 meters from the
shoreline by the power plant.

590
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,000
Okay, 40 feet...
that's just high enough.

591
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,337
HAPPY: Oh, I think I know
where you're headed, boss.

592
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,448
We ramp the reactor to full
power, pressurize the core

593
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,641
and heat the water to
highly-pressurized steam.

594
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,985
Correct. Then we release that
steam through the intake pipe

595
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,010
and into the ocean.

596
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,855
SYLVESTER: Creating a
bubble that will collapse

597
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,483
the canyon wall,
causing an underwater avalanche.

598
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,660
Sending acoustical
gravitational waves

599
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,662
straight towards the tsunami
and knock that sucker out.

600
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,688
Two years ago,
we created a tsunami

601
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,490
to reverse the flow of a river.

602
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,660
Now we're creating an
avalanche to kill a tsunami?

603
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,862
Can't say we're
not well-rounded.

604
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,864
Cabe, you and I will
increase the number

605
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,098
of uranium rods necessary

606
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,934
to fully power the reactor.
HAPPY: Paige and I can reverse

607
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,012
the turbine fan so it's blowing
all the air from the reactor

608
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,873
into the core, instead of out,
and it can become pressurized.

609
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,841
And then you'll boil
the water in the core

610
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:49,809
to create the steam bubble.

611
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,744
And then release it
through the intake pipe

612
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,913
directly at the canyon wall.
Let's get to it.

613
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,920
(quietly): When is
Rhonda coming back?

614
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,922
No idea.

615
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,528
Do you think his knuckles are
raw from beating up the cheater?

616
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,397
It's not from
tenderizing chicken.

617
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,034
Hey, Lugo, how's the family?

618
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,003
Your mom still smoke
those Guatemalan cigars?

619
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,785
Finally. Was getting worried you
were gonna back out on our deal.

620
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,111
I had to make some calls.
So, can you "Help Me, Rhonda"?

621
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:29,048
That wasn't funny years
ago and it ain't funny now.

622
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,883
Here's where you can find

623
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,452
the guy who has her paperwork.

624
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,120
And you're not gonna like it.

625
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,088
Pinto Goochelli?

626
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,957
The guy who locked
you in the car trunk.

627
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,101
Multiple car trunks. No, no, no.

628
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,969
The Gooch works the East Coast.
What's he doing here?

629
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,129
Franchising.
What the hell do I care?

630
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:47,767
Oh. And by the way,
he's the guy I sold your bad debt to.

631
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,002
Oh, crap.

632
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,843
(groans) Damn bolts
are old and stripped.

633
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,811
Okay, hold this.

634
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,718
Okay.

635
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,820
Uh, that is good enough to get

636
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,989
to the controls to
reverse the turbine.

637
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,493
Um...
that was pretty impressive.

638
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,062
Yeah? I just imagined
it was Toby's neck.

639
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,064
Happy, Toby loves you.

640
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,008
I don't know what he's doing
at that address with Amy,

641
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:20,933
but it's not what you think.

642
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,869
He wouldn't jeopardize
your relationship.

643
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,613
He's trying to have a baby with
you, for Pete's sake.

644
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,006
Okay, here's an idea: you
take that socket wrench,

645
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,208
you head to the beach,
and you loosen the bolt locks

646
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,010
on the intake pipe
release valve.

647
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:34,013
And I will meet you there
when I am finished here.

648
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,583
You want me gone so you don't
have to talk about something

649
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,117
that's clearly bothering you.

650
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,852
Right on both counts.

651
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,087
Now beat it.

652
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,955
Fine.

653
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,627
(phone beeps)

654
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:53,099
(ringtone, Happy's voice): Attaboy.
Attaboy.

655
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,867
Attaboy. (phone beeps)

656
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:56,836
You should call her.

657
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,838
That would be a bad idea.

658
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,173
My Happy isn't always so happy.

659
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,185
You know, with the way that
things ended between us,

660
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,010
I never imagined you would've

661
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,978
stuck your neck out
like this for me.

662
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:10,016
The way things ended with
us was completely my fault,

663
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,018
with the gambling and...

664
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,754
getting into trouble and
losing all your money.

665
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,088
You were a mess.

666
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,090
But you turned it around, pal.

667
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,760
Look, I'm-I'm really glad
that, you know, you...

668
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,161
you figured your life out.

669
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,663
Unlike me. Yeah, I have

670
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,666
a-a failed engagement,
a marriage down the drain.

671
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:28,134
I'm just...

672
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,136
I'm starting to think
that I'm snakebit, so...

673
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,004
You do know that that's
nonsense, right?

674
00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,674
That you're smart and you're
beautiful and you're kind.

675
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,142
You just got engaged
to an addict.

676
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,654
And then you married
Quincy Berkstead,

677
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,118
and he's a schmuck,
so that's on you.

678
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,549
(chuckles)

679
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:46,853
You know, even in the bad
times, you always made me laugh.

680
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,988
And speaking of bad
times, I still think

681
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:51,123
that we should call the cops.
Absolutely not.

682
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,159
The Gooch is just gonna
deny having your I.D.,

683
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,795
and then they'll come
after us for being rats.

684
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,740
Okay, but the guy has his
offices in a funeral parlor.

685
00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:58,831
That's unsettling.

686
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,734
The Gooch is
finishing up a call.

687
00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:04,637
He'll be with you
in a couple minutes.

688
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,172
(door closes)

689
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:09,742
You should get settled.
It's almost showtime.

690
00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,153
WALTER: Okay,
all the rods are in place.

691
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,078
Reactor's fully powered.
(alarm buzzes)

692
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,846
Fill the core with water.

693
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,114
(wheel creaks)

694
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,684
(water flowing)

695
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:18,761
SYLVESTER: This better work.

696
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,587
NOAA is estimating the tsunami

697
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,321
will hit shore in 11 minutes!

698
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,825
Just about finished the bolt
lock on the intake pipe.

699
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:26,826
Where's Happy?

700
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,127
Right here!

701
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,195
(grunts) There.

702
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,097
Okay.

703
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,033
Okay. Uh, the wheel must be
corroded by the salt air.

704
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,868
It's gonna take both of us

705
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,069
to turn it when it's go time.

706
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,972
WALTER: The steam's building
in the reactor core.

707
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:40,973
When I say,

708
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:43,042
turn the valve and
release it into the ocean.

709
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,352
Right, so it creates
a giant bubble that'll

710
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,778
knock down a giant
underwater wall

711
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:46,989
that'll make giant sound waves

712
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,015
that'll destroy a giant tsunami.

713
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:49,882
That's the gist of it.

714
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,193
Walter,
you better be right about this.

715
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,885
Well,
that depends; I need to open

716
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:55,063
two chambers here to release
the steam toward the ocean.

717
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,023
Chamber one has to be
opened before chamber two

718
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,691
or the whole reactor explodes.

719
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,727
Should I do it in that
order, Paige?

720
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,261
What the hell are
you talking about?

721
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,172
Well, according to you,
order of events don't matter.

722
00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,265
So if a second kiss
can be a first kiss,

723
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,176
then the second chamber
can be the first chamber.

724
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,336
I might not be able to
identify our first kiss,

725
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,280
but I sure as hell can tell
you when our final kiss was.

726
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,773
It was last night, buddy!

727
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:14,983
Oh, now you're being childish.

728
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,209
Save the lover's spat for later.

729
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,611
She's totally wrong.
You're a man.

730
00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:19,646
You should be on my side.

731
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,713
(rapid beeping)

732
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,248
The core is filled.

733
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,250
Releasing the steam now.

734
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:26,218
In proper sequential order.

735
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,219
And, Happy,

736
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,320
turn the valve now!

737
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:31,090
(wheel creaking)

738
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:33,092
(both grunting)

739
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,193
What the hell?

740
00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,162
Where's the steam?

741
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:37,339
Going through the pipe, right?

742
00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:39,231
No, the PSI gauge is not moving.

743
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,676
WALTER: The steam is
stopped in the pipeline.

744
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:41,777
There's a blockage. (rumbling)

745
00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:44,103
Oh, man.
This place is gonna blow.

746
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,974
(rumbling continues) Not good.

747
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,014
It's a pipe that
only carries steam.

748
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,091
What could possibly
be blocking it?

749
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,960
I bet the earthquake damaged
the interior baffles.

750
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,252
We turn the wheel up here,
but nothing happens in there.

751
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,689
I'm trying to find a backup
override to open it up,

752
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:03,990
but I'm not finding anything.

753
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:05,892
What are you doing?

754
00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,894
If I don't open those baffles,

755
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,829
the reactor blows,
the tsunami hits,

756
00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:11,964
and the only one who
survives this is Toby.

757
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,299
And that'll really piss me off.

758
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,233
SYLVESTER: Um...

759
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:15,367
what about me? I'd survive.

760
00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:16,402
Right. Sly, if I die,

761
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,270
you give Toby a gooty-punch
when you see him.

762
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,248
I'd prefer not.
CABE: Happy, if you go in that pipe

763
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:23,642
and open up those baffles,
that steam'll cook you alive.

764
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,146
The plant oil dispersant!

765
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,050
If it has the right
composition, it could work.

766
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,419
Okay, it's, uh, silicon-based.

767
00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:35,354
Similar to the compound

768
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,725
stuntmen use for protection
when they get lit on fire.

769
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,993
I can use it. SYLVESTER: You
need to be totally covered.

770
00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:44,396
Any portion of your body that
is exposed will be roasted!

771
00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:45,832
Happy, it's too risky.

772
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,834
We need to find another way.

773
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,436
Too late.

774
00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:52,304
I'm dousing her in
dispersant as we speak.

775
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,439
No, Happy! I'm your boss.

776
00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:56,008
You are my employee,
and I'm telling you not to do this.

777
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,310
Wait until I get there,
and I will go down in the pipe.

778
00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,445
Okay? Do you understand?

779
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:02,214
I understand that you're on
the other side of the plant

780
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,482
and it'll take several minutes

781
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,093
for you to get here
and we don't have time.

782
00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,085
Don't worry, boss.

783
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,486
I won't ask for workers' comp.

784
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,397
That's not funny!
The goop will only protect you

785
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,390
for a few seconds down there!

786
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:12,500
That's all it'll
take for the steam

787
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,394
to blast out of there.
Okay, Happy, close your eyes.

788
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,699
Okay. Ready?

789
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,108
(exhales)

790
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,747
Tell Sylvester not to
punch Toby in the crotch.

791
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:36,415
Okay.

792
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,418
And tell Toby that I
really did love him.

793
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:41,220
You tell him yourself.

794
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,965
SYLVESTER: Paige,
you got to close that hatch.

795
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:44,389
We're down to our
last five minutes.

796
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,428
(pipes creaking, knocking)

797
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,310
SYLVESTER: Happy,
according to the schematics, you should be

798
00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:56,435
coming up on the baffles.

799
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,174
I see 'em!

800
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,052
WALTER: Before you open them,
you need to make sure that your eyes

801
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,288
are closed and you don't breathe
in for at least ten seconds.

802
00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,414
The steam will blast
over you incredibly fast.

803
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,383
But if you inhale at all,
you will fry your lungs.

804
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,385
Got it.

805
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,321
Okay. On three.

806
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,490
One,

807
00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:20,392
two,

808
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,426
three!

809
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,500
She did it!
Steam's rushing through the pipe!

810
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:30,036
Ooh. It's hot as hell.

811
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:31,370
I can't believe she's in there.

812
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:34,974
The steam is creating a giant bubble.
Hold on.

813
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,012
Canyon walls are collapsing.

814
00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:41,413
I'm pulling up a reading

815
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,582
on severe acoustical
gravitational waves

816
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,317
headed out towards the tsunami.

817
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,854
Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.

818
00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:50,389
No more PSI! Steam's gone!

819
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,391
Happy! Happy!

820
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,193
Oh, God, please answer! Happy!

821
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:55,394
HAPPY: Shut your yap!

822
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,930
It echoes in here!

823
00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:00,432
(panting)

824
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:04,336
Man, I feel like a baked potato.

825
00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,872
Are you okay?

826
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:08,340
I've been better. A little warm.

827
00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:11,177
Walt, is this gonna work?

828
00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,846
It better. Or in three
minutes, it's our funeral.

829
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:17,249
THE GOOCH: So you
want your name back?

830
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,351
Her name, Social Security
number, credit rating...

831
00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,428
The whole kit and caboodle.

832
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,421
Anything else?

833
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,456
Cup of tea? Sure.

834
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,492
Some cookies?
That sounds lovely.

835
00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:28,494
Foot massage?
You're just being ridiculous.

836
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:31,363
No, you're being suicidal.

837
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:33,432
You come here when
you're on the wrong side

838
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,501
of my balance sheet,
and you ask for a favor?

839
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,636
When you should really
be asking for mercy.

840
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,571
Toby, what do I look like?

841
00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:41,874
Jason Statham's uglier brother.

842
00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,543
(chuckles)

843
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,445
You have a death wish.

844
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:47,646
No. I don't.

845
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,315
But I do have something
that you need.

846
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,617
I got a brain that can
profile and can compute

847
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,452
faster than any
gambler you know.

848
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:56,488
And it's yours if you just
give my friend her paper back.

849
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:00,927
I don't follow.

850
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,594
I'll break down every
college quarterback

851
00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:04,463
with a drinking problem,

852
00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:07,266
every point guard who's gonna
choke with the game on the line,

853
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,635
every angle that the
linemakers miss but I see.

854
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:10,502
I'll give it to you, Gooch.

855
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,638
I'm gonna give you
the inside scoop,

856
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:14,306
and you will clean up.

857
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:18,510
If you could still do
that, you'd be doing it.

858
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,213
But from what I hear,

859
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:23,249
you don't like the
action anymore.

860
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,317
I do. I love it.

861
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:28,554
I just promised someone
I'd break the habit, but...

862
00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,589
things have changed.

863
00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,659
What do you say? We got a deal?

864
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,166
I'm new to town.

865
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:42,634
I show mercy to a guy who owes,

866
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:45,037
and I'm a mutt.

867
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,272
So...

868
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:47,606
I'm just gonna kill you instead.

869
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:50,109
(voice cracks): Huh? Grab her.

870
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,678
No. No! Toby? Toby!
No, no, no, no.

871
00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:53,989
Come on,
we don't have to do this.

872
00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:55,181
No. Toby, please...

873
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,083
We're old pals! (Screams)

874
00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:58,350
(grunts)

875
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:03,622
SYLVESTER: Guys, the gravitational
wave will hit the tsunami

876
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,391
in ten seconds; plug your ears!

877
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,492
Why plug our ears?

878
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,727
Because a sonic boom will
follow the wave collision.

879
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,596
At least, I think that's
the order it happens.

880
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,999
Lately, I seem unable to
figure out which comes first.

881
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,600
(groans) Time to plug my ears.

882
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,235
You just can't stand
to hear the truth.

883
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,637
(deep booming)

884
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,108
Did it work?

885
00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:24,043
There is still a wave
heading towards you.

886
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,511
Theoretically, it should be

887
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:28,114
less strong and much smaller,
but there's no way to tell

888
00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:29,715
until it's right on top of you.

889
00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:32,551
I think I see a wave out
there heading inland.

890
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,553
Do we run? There's no point.

891
00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,723
And there's no point
in us fighting.

892
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,658
I don't care which
kiss came first.

893
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:42,194
I just care that we kissed.
I'm sorry.

894
00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:43,429
Me, too.

895
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,131
SYLVESTER: Guys, heads up.

896
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,332
The wave will grow rapidly

897
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:47,775
over the last several
meters to shore.

898
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,635
There's our wave.
It's coming in.

899
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:50,969
Is it growing?

900
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,750
It's a weenie wave.

901
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,185
So that's it?

902
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,620
No. We take the two-hour
flight back to L.A.,

903
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:09,888
find Toby, and I kick his ass.

904
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,724
Wait, when you were in the pipe,
you said you still loved him.

905
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,493
That's when I thought
I was gonna die.

906
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,228
Now I've got a tracker
on his key chain,

907
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:17,672
and I don't want to
breach that trust,

908
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,400
but he's forced my hand,
so I'm gonna go hunt him down.

909
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,503
Who'd have thought Toby'd
be the one to die today?

910
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:36,415
Where the hell is he?
It's been three hours.

911
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:39,318
He said he had to get
some guys to help.

912
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,454
He'll be here.

913
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:45,157
If they were gonna kill us,
why don't they just do it already?

914
00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,093
I assume they're
waiting to find someone

915
00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:49,428
who can dispose of a
casket and two bodies.

916
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:50,629
(sighs) God...

917
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,831
Amy, I am so sorry.

918
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,134
I just keep messing
your life up.

919
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,502
No, you were trying to help.

920
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,737
I'm the one who got you
trapped in a coffin.

921
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:00,139
This is a casket.

922
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,141
Coffin's tapered at
the head and the foot.

923
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,385
Really?
That's the last conversation

924
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:05,144
that you ever want to have?

925
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,388
Correcting someone's
word choice?

926
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,589
Probably not.
It's just that you...

927
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,373
you don't want to go
out being wrong about...

928
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,188
Why did you do that?

929
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,224
What do you mean?

930
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,359
You told the Gooch that
things had changed.

931
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,329
No, I-I meant that I
had a friend in need,

932
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,331
so I was willing to gamble.

933
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,399
I'm not willing to
gamble my marriage.

934
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:28,734
Look, I loved you once, okay?

935
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:31,170
And I'm scared,
and you tried to help me today,

936
00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,880
and it's been a long
time since anyone's done

937
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:33,772
anything nice for me.
I don't care.

938
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,507
Look, if I only have
a minute to live,

939
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,152
I don't want to spend it
with another woman's lips

940
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,777
on mine; I love Happy.
Shut up. Shh.

941
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,522
I will not shut up.
You made me an adulterer

942
00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,706
in my last moments on Earth.
Shut up. I hear something.

943
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,252
Took you long enough.

944
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,120
My cousins were
way up in Ventura.

945
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:49,731
You didn't give me advanced notice.
Whatever.

946
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:52,391
Here. That is a grand
more than you asked for.

947
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,893
So don't mess this up.
Nice, deep,

948
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:58,197
and in a plot no one visits,
so nobody notices disturbed soil.

949
00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,265
I know just the place.

950
00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:00,532
Get the cargo ready.

951
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:01,733
All right.

952
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,269
Pull that out.

953
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,836
No! (gasps) Here we go.

954
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,838
Hey, Curtis.

955
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,541
When I see you in
the next life...

956
00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:11,877
I'm still gonna want my money.

957
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:14,446
(laughing)

958
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,282
CABE: Freeze! MAN: Hands up!

959
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,449
Don't move!

960
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:18,784
Easy.

961
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,619
CABE: There's an open
grave over there!

962
00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:23,355
You move an inch,
I'm gonna fill it with your ass!

963
00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:26,258
(indistinct police
radio chatter)

964
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:28,627
Happy, you don't know what
you're gonna find in there.

965
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,162
Maybe you should let me.

966
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,196
No, I got it.

967
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:36,802
Happy?

968
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:39,605
Jackass.
I see your back's better.

969
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,207
This is not what it looks like.

970
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,917
Really? It looks like
you're gooty to gooty

971
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:44,310
with your ex in a coffin.

972
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,745
It's a casket, actually.
A coffin is tapered...

973
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,421
♪

974
00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,526
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah...

975
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,728
Look at us. We may have had

976
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,531
a silly spat today,
but now we are totally in sync.

977
00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:08,867
Absolutely. And if I recall,
NSYNC was the first concert

978
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,536
you went to as a teenager?
Indeed.

979
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,704
And yours was
Mahler's 9th Symphony

980
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,806
played by the
Dublin Philharmonic.

981
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,941
They were resplendent.

982
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,576
Man,
we are gonna wipe the floors

983
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,311
with those saps tonight.

984
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,747
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah...

985
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,583
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

986
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:25,860
That we should give
them the desks.

987
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:27,753
Temporarily, but yes.
They've had a rough day.

988
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:29,221
Let's give them a win.

989
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:31,257
I love the way your brain works.

990
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,327
Really?

991
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:38,230
He signed his name
in gold-flaked ink?

992
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,299
Full name and everything?

993
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:42,401
Even the "P"?

994
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,370
Don't feel bad, Dyfrost.

995
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:46,705
It was one autograph
per customer,

996
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:49,275
and we both know that J.
Randall P. Smythe

997
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,910
does not bend the rules or
make exceptions for anyone.

998
00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:54,380
I guess not even his
biggest fans on Earth.

999
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,419
By Apollo's Healing Hands!

1000
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,788
Um... CABE: Sly.

1001
00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:04,490
I think you know this gentleman.

1002
00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:07,225
J. Randall P. Smythe.

1003
00:37:08,294 --> 00:37:09,895
I understand

1004
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:12,464
you couldn't make
my book adorning

1005
00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,366
due to pressing matters?

1006
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,368
Uh, I-I had work.

1007
00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:17,636
He had to save some people.

1008
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:20,606
It's something he's done
on numerous occasions.

1009
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,841
How are you here?

1010
00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:26,278
Well, I, uh,
stopped by the Wizard's Trunk...

1011
00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:27,279
Warlock's Chest.

1012
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:29,781
Whatever.
On the way back from the cemetery

1013
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:32,284
to see if I couldn't get
a couple signed copies,

1014
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:34,453
since you missed
it, and Randall here

1015
00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:38,424
heard all that you do and
wanted to meet you personally.

1016
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:41,026
But you never sign
after an event.

1017
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,462
Unlike the characters that
spring from my mind to page,

1018
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:44,996
you, Sylvester Dodd,

1019
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,598
are a true hero.

1020
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:49,435
It's a pleasure to sign for you.

1021
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,519
Thank you!

1022
00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:09,087
Okay, well,
Randy here's a busy guy,

1023
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,089
so we should let him get going.

1024
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,425
Good-bye, brave sir.

1025
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:15,894
(sighs)

1026
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,499
So are we good now?

1027
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:24,336
I don't need the IRS looking
into my appearance fees.

1028
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:29,475
And they won't be,
as long as you sign my copy, too.

1029
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,510
And don't forget the "P."

1030
00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,514
(door opens, closes)

1031
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:39,551
Here's your coffee.

1032
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,453
If you think coffee
can fix this,

1033
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,687
you are more delusional than I thought.
Nothing happened.

1034
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,495
Except we kissed...
but she initiated it, and I stopped it.

1035
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:52,063
And I would never do anything
with her or anyone else,

1036
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,298
you got to believe me.

1037
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,402
I believe you. I never thought
you were stepping out on me.

1038
00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:58,670
Well, Paige said that
you've been pissed all day.

1039
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,773
Because I know you used to go
to Koreatown to gamble, stupid.

1040
00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:05,677
I have spent years fixing you
from the mess that you were.

1041
00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:08,447
And then some chick from
the past gets you to go

1042
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,882
to all the backroom
games and loan shark huts

1043
00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:12,059
that used to get
you into trouble.

1044
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:15,487
And we both know how bad you
can get when you lose control.

1045
00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:19,057
I love you.
We're trying to make a baby.

1046
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,993
And I cannot let you
lose control again.

1047
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:27,499
I can't lose you.

1048
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:32,838
I'm sorry I made you worry.

1049
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:36,174
You know, there were temptations
that would've broken other men...

1050
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,144
Gambling and casket kissing.

1051
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,651
Those other men don't have
Happy Quinn to lose, but I do.

1052
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,989
I'm never gonna be a mess
again, Happy.

1053
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:52,958
You don't have to
worry about that.

1054
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,128
Guys.

1055
00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:59,698
We made a decision
about the desks.

1056
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,833
No, no, we had a deal.
You can't chicken out

1057
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,602
just because you guys
were fighting all day.

1058
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:04,570
We're not chickening out.

1059
00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,538
(both clucking)

1060
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,575
(clucking continues)

1061
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,577
You know what,
let's kick their asses.

1062
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,678
Absolutely.

1063
00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,446
Shall we? Hmm. Yeah.

1064
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,515
Mind if we query first?

1065
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,149
Well, it makes no difference.

1066
00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:21,853
Paige and I are completely in
sync; no matter what the order

1067
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,855
or the question,
we will be victorious.

1068
00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:26,057
Fine. Here we go.

1069
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,126
"A query, my deary:

1070
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,662
Where did you first
kiss your deary?"

1071
00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:32,631
In the garage. Kovelsky's.

1072
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,900
BOTH: Damn it.

1073
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,235
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1074
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,471
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