1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,047 Previously on Scorpion... What's that thing. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:04,714 Happy always says? "Damn it, Toby, put a baby in me already"? 3 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,674 I'm the reason we can't have kids. 4 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,309 What would you say if it were me? 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,245 I'd tell you that I love you and that medical science 6 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:14,115 has ways around issues like these. Ditto. 7 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,117 We're cleaning the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, 8 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,119 a 500-ton mass of plastic shards 9 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,120 floating in the ocean. 10 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:23,324 Speaking of Walter, there is nothing between us. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,658 He and I are alike. 12 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,294 Too much head, too little heart. 13 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,130 What's this? You seemed upset by Paige's germs 14 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,798 so I mixed up a disinfectant solution. 15 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,366 She laughed at my joke. 16 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,335 She gave me disinfectant for Valentine's. 17 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,204 And the way she described 18 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:37,838 her perfect guy to Paige? 19 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,142 Who's more vulnerable than me? I get nosebleeds on escalators. 20 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,813 ♪ 21 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,848 PAIGE: Freeway. 22 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,417 Roadside ditch. 23 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,352 Cucumber? 24 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,421 Uh... Um... 25 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,689 (popcorn crunching) 26 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,258 Uh... map? 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,459 Snake and baby snake. 28 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,793 Oh. Maps to the Stars. 29 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,362 Clearly these are not stars. 30 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,763 Ah, time. Oh! 31 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,764 WALTER: Seriously? 32 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,533 How'd you not get this? Aw. 33 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,876 PAIGE: Let's see what this mysterious drawing 34 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,369 was supposed to be. Moon River? 35 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,837 How was that Moon River? 36 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,805 Well, this is a topographically accurate depiction 37 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,607 of the Moon River in Savannah, Georgia, 38 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:14,575 and this is a worm, 39 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,578 indicating Wormsloe State Historical Site. 40 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,648 Walter, "Moon River" is a song. 41 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,450 It's one of my favorite old standards. 42 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,152 I like old standards 43 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,854 just as much as I like spontaneous game nights. 44 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,190 You could have just done this. 45 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,662 Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:35,896 Mm-hmm. 47 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,731 Mm-hmm. 48 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,267 The flag of Azerbaijan? 49 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,235 Forget it. Greg, you're up. (claps hands) 50 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,903 I thought that doctor was great. 51 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,638 She went to Brown. 52 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,174 It has a great medical school. 53 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,808 Yeah, if you can't get into Harvard. 54 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,510 Okay, you nixed the Harvard doctor, too, 55 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,780 along with six more of the top fertility specialists in L.A. 56 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,283 Happy, I didn't tell you... That Harvard doc 57 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,784 had a row of pencils lined up 58 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,819 right next to a perfectly good pencil holder. 59 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,621 That's a sign of a sociopath. 60 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,790 Oh, you should know. You gonna find something wrong 61 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:03,724 with every doctor we meet? 62 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:06,460 This is a huge life step. This is arguably 63 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,762 the most important step we've ever taken. 64 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,664 Yeah, but you can't decide on anythin now. 65 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,766 It took you 20 minutes to pick coffee this morning. 66 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,902 Right, well, you want your baby concocted 67 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,405 by a cappuccino, a Frappuccino or a mocha latte? 68 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,840 Each one has different strengths and weaknesses. 69 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,875 You're an idiot. Yeah. 70 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,245 An idiot whose baby won't be designed 71 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,814 by someone who went to Brown. 72 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,892 MALE VOICE: So please leave a message after the beep and have a nice day. 73 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,751 SYLVESTER: This is Alderman Dodd. 74 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,320 Again. This is the 14th message. 75 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,487 Please call me back. 76 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,888 Who's dodgin' ya? 77 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,658 The Plastics Consortium of North America. 78 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,493 That was gonna be my first guess. 79 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,295 I can't stop thinking 80 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:44,432 about the garbage island we saw over Thanksgiving. 81 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,934 In 30 years, the ocean is going to be more plastic 82 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,202 than marine life. 83 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,571 So I'm trying to set up meetings 84 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,706 with the CEOs of various bottled water corporations, 85 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,476 so they can explore a new design for their bottles 86 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,513 that uses .14 fewer grams of plastic. 87 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:00,914 But nobody is calling me back. 88 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,916 I don't trust bottled water. 89 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,853 Had a real spring on my grandfather's farm upstate 90 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,588 when I was a boy. 91 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,923 Best I ever tasted. 92 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,625 Thank you, Cabe... 93 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,899 (cell phone dings) for that entirely unhelpful insight. 94 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,830 "I'm with Florence." 95 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:17,931 "Gonna talk you up." 96 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,900 "Your Wingman." 97 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,969 Attaboy, Ralph. 98 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,605 PAIGE: It's like you were deliberately bad 99 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,973 at the game. 100 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,276 I am not gonna dumb myself down for your friends. 101 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,843 What credibility would I have? 102 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,012 I just wanted to have a quiet cup of coffee. 103 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:32,913 PAIGE: And I just wanted 104 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,848 a regular fun night with non-geniusy stuff 105 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,617 for a change, and Walter ruined it. 106 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,618 Ruined what? He refused 107 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,852 to draw anything "pedestrian" 108 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,521 for game night with my friends. 109 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,390 So when the clue was "carbon copy," 110 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,626 he drew one atom of carbon and another atom of carbon. 111 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,696 Come on, Paige, what's a better way to display that? 112 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,631 BOTH: A car, a bun, a cop. 113 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,400 Well, I see great minds think alike. 114 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,701 TOBY: Hey, hey, hey, 115 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,036 I'm the first to admit that my overall decisiveness 116 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,805 has been affected by the doctor decision, 117 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,982 but it's not like I can't come up with 118 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,240 any course of action. 119 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:03,677 Really? Okay, I will wear the sexy pharmacist outfit tonight 120 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,913 if you can pick where we get lunch from 121 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,348 in the next ten seconds. 122 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,882 Sexy pharmacist? 123 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,685 She knows exactly what to prescribe. Five seconds. 124 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:12,920 Uh, okay, uh, the... 125 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,488 uh, Kovelsky's. 126 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:15,989 Wait. Um, uh, Burger Hut. 127 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,658 No. Actually, um... 128 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:18,759 Eh! Time's up. 129 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,961 No medicine for you, Wishy-Washy. 130 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,596 I should have figured as much 131 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,732 from the lowest genius IQ on the team. 132 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,535 Geez. You're really mad at me. 133 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,537 Uh, guys. What's this pictograph? 134 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,938 BOTH: Carbon copy. 135 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,073 See? Even the guy with the lowest IQ 136 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,608 on the team got it. 137 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:35,543 That's a defamatory, 138 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,920 unconfirmed rumor. PAIGE: You know what? 139 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:37,778 We don't have time for this... 140 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,222 We need to catch our flight to Colorado. 141 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:41,915 PANDS is waiting. Hey, what the hell is this case all about anyway? 142 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,084 You guys are supposed to explain it to me. 143 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,853 It's been weeks, and you've been ducking me. 144 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:46,820 Oh, don't you get it, Cabe? 145 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,356 These guys can't bring themselves 146 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,057 to dumb it down for us. 147 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,825 Oh, right. Cabe, here it is. 148 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,002 PANDS is the Particle Accelerator. 149 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,395 Neutrino Detection Station. 150 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,096 It's a physics laboratory 151 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,698 in the Rocky Mountains. 152 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:58,799 World's deepest lab. 153 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,534 It's built three kilometers underground 154 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,503 to shield experiments 155 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,437 from cosmic radiation. 156 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,981 Has a state-of-the-art particle collider. 157 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,440 And the PANDS scientists think 158 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,908 they detected a WIMP. 159 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,343 Well, that shouldn't be too hard. 160 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,744 I'm sure they're all wimps. 161 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,780 No, no, a Weakly Interacting Massive Particle. 162 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,858 It's theorized they constitute dark matter and could interact 163 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,385 with forces outside of the standard model of physics. 164 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,986 A WIMP would be a momentous discovery. 165 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,521 Problem is, many of these discoveries 166 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,755 are conveniently announced 167 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,725 right when labs are applying for federal funding. 168 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,794 Some of them could be bogus. 169 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,996 So the government hired us to verify experiment results 170 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,464 before they give the grant. 171 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,741 Yes, and the lab's been cleared out 172 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,776 for us to conduct verification, 173 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:37,104 which we should run through before we get there. 174 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:40,474 Now, this ball is filled with one ton of liquid argon, 175 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,643 stored at negative 190 degrees Celsius, 176 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:46,146 and surrounded by hundreds of photomultiplier tubes 177 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,882 sensitive to the emissions of even a single photon. 178 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,884 So if there is a WIMP, 179 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,421 it will produce a flash of VUV rays 180 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,155 detectable by these sensors. 181 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,791 And we will run a systems test on the whole detector. 182 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,428 He's not even winded, which pisses me off even more. 183 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,763 WALTER: Then we'll irradiate the ball with neutrons 184 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:06,500 from the supply of radioactive californium I obtained. 185 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,469 Oh. Think I found a WIMP. 186 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,772 If the neutrons emitted by spontaneous fission 187 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,941 in the californium interact with liquid argon, 188 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,009 as we predict, the detector is sound 189 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,580 and the WIMP discovery is verified. 190 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,915 Glad you explained it to me. 191 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,818 ♪ 192 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,526 Hello. (chuckles): Hi. 193 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,861 I'm Paige Dineen, team manager. 194 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,195 You must be Mr. Bhatt. 195 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,064 Please, call me Raja. Walter. 196 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,433 We are delighted to have you here. 197 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,168 Uh, a quick... quick lay of the land. 198 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,804 The lab is built beneath an existing gold mine. 199 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:47,074 (chuckles) So you'll use the mine's elevator for access. 200 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,209 For the sake of integrity, I'm not allowed down 201 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,779 while you verify our results, so I will be in that building, 202 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,614 the Security and Observation Center, 203 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,115 (chuckles): or SOC... 204 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,717 with a Mr... 205 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,153 Gallo... and a Ms. Dineen. 206 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,590 Uh, it has monitors linked to security cameras 207 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,791 peppered throughout the lab, 208 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,493 so we'll be able to watch you work. 209 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,627 Uh, as I'm sure 210 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,128 you're aware, there are consequences 211 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,698 to being that far underground for extended periods of time. 212 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,233 The increased air pressure pushes toxins into the blood, 213 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,235 which could negatively impact the neural pathways. 214 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,238 Paige, you think about it like, uh, it's just gunk 215 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,707 blocking your brain. 216 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,084 Not everything has to be translated. 217 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,643 The "neural pathways" is easy enough. 218 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,745 They're... the pathways... 219 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,179 for... 220 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,014 Almost there. 221 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,616 All things neural. 222 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,250 There you go. End result is that the lab 223 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,152 has a safety limit of four hours. 224 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,221 After that, it's harder to think, 225 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,123 uh, cognitive abilities decline. 226 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,991 It's like a-a graph of exponential 227 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,226 stupidity. (chuckles) 228 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:42,029 Until your IQ falls off a cliff. 229 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,164 If my IQ fell off a cliff, I'd basically be Toby. 230 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,266 See what you started? 231 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,869 We'll finish under four hours. Everything will be just fine. 232 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,470 Comms in, everyone. 233 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,506 Thank you. 234 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,209 RAJA: Uh, shall we? 235 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:58,278 (phone rings) PAIGE: Oh. 236 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,581 (over phone): Hey, honey. You at the convention? 237 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,216 Uh, heading in now. I'm really excited. 238 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,217 Be sure to behave for Florence. 239 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:07,187 Will you put her on the phone for a second? 240 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,857 Hello. 241 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,726 Hi. I just wanted to say thanks for taking Ralph along today. 242 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,127 It's my pleasure. 243 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,997 I normally dislike children, but he's an abnormal child. 244 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,567 Thank you. I... I think. 245 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,169 Uh... oh. Security requires us to check our phones at the door, 246 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,071 so we won't be reachable for a few hours. 247 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,774 But I promise the moment we get out, we'll give you a call. 248 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,542 Okay? Talk soon. 249 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,879 Eh, she won't be happy 250 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,314 about not being able to be in touch with me. 251 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,618 Well, I'm-I'm sure she trusts I'll take good care of you. 252 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,152 It's not you. 253 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,689 Only person she trusts watching me is Sylvester. 254 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,957 She always says he's the most responsible 255 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,159 and trustworthy member of the team. 256 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,728 Really? 257 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,064 He seems afraid of his own shadow. 258 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,301 Um, just very cautious. Another great trait he has. 259 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,304 Yep, can't go wrong with reliable old Sylvester. 260 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,314 Man, we're going down deep. 261 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,983 SYLVESTER: Don't remind me! 262 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,585 What is that? 263 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,754 Do you seriously not know what this is? 264 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,856 No more plastic in the workplace; I wrote a memo. 265 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,333 Oh, right, right. Now I remember that memo. 266 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,627 I, uh, I stuffed it in a plastic jug, 267 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,995 and then I threw it in the gutter. Very funny. 268 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,697 Unhand that bottle. 269 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:31,071 Are you happy now? 270 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,306 Can the children fight later? 271 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,275 We have work to do. 272 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,611 (beeps) 273 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,018 Okay. 274 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,655 Yeah, we're in the lab. SYLVESTER: The clean room 275 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,089 is super cool. 276 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,282 WALTER: Four hours starts now. 277 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,260 Okay. Have fun down there. 278 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,395 So, uh, the clean room is fitted 279 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,330 with directed, high-pressurized nozzles 280 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,100 that blow out a proprietary hydrogen-nitrogen mixture 281 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,869 that'll purify you and your clothing. 282 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,737 It's a little, uh... (chuckles) 283 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,272 it's a little abrasive. 284 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,273 But, uh, necessary... 285 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,017 So you don't bring contaminants into the lab. 286 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,010 And I'm turning on the system. 287 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,279 (low beeping) 288 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,857 HAPPY: Hold on. These industrial blowers 289 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:17,117 will knock the boogers out of your nose. 290 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:29,596 (whooshing stops) 291 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,232 RAJA: Okay. You are completely purified. 292 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,937 We have to get that for the garage. 293 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,774 Are you kidding me? 294 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,143 I'm drinking purified purified water. 295 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,411 That's living, Sly. 296 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,050 I can't believe we're actually here. 297 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,285 WALTER: Every piece of equipment is state-of-the-art. 298 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,255 "Prairie Dogs Under Observation." 299 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,957 Ugh. Prairie dogs? 300 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,959 Disgusting dirt dwellers. 301 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,904 TOBY: That must be how the scientists analyze the effects 302 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,329 of pressure on cognition, 303 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,098 'cause prairie dogs are naturally burrowing creatures, 304 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,900 so they might have ways of reacting 305 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,344 to increased pressure that we don't know about. 306 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:12,239 Like being unable to make basic decisions. 307 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,075 That's uncalled for. 308 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,884 The argon tank. 309 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,919 It's everything I've ever dreamed. 310 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,123 HAPPY: I'll check the photosensors 311 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,892 while you guys handle the monitors. 312 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,944 Man, think about what they're doing down here. 313 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,169 It's amazing. 314 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,504 Four percent of the universe 315 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,406 is matter as we understand it. 316 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,409 26% is dark matter and 70% is dark energy, 317 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,278 both of which we know bupkis about. 318 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,981 That means that if we learned everything 319 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,116 in the current encyclopedia of human knowledge, 320 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,351 we'd still only comprehend four percent of the universe. 321 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,387 Which means you'd only know about one percent. 322 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,822 Lowest Scorpion IQ and all. 323 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,423 That's unconfirmed. 324 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,358 Okay, computers are up and running. 325 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,795 Keep an eye on the timer. 326 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,496 We have three hours and 48 minutes 327 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,999 until our brains stop working at full capacity. 328 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,535 This is super cool. 329 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,038 I bet Paige and Cabe are on the edge of their seats. 330 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,307 Okay. 331 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,910 Celebrities names who are also food. 332 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,012 Sugar Ray Leonard. 333 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,446 Kevin Bacon. 334 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,447 Chuck Connors. 335 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,916 How's that food? 336 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,818 Ground chuck, it's meat. 337 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,552 Who calls meat "chuck" anymore? 338 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,487 I do. It's valid. Go. 339 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,388 Ice Cube. 340 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,456 Ice is frozen water. 341 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,524 Invalid. 342 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,392 He's right. Not a food. 343 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,462 Ugh. How long have we been doing this? 344 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,564 40 minutes. 345 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,066 Feels like 40 hours. 346 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,506 Just giving the diagnostic results a perusal. 347 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,909 Oh, we're wrapped already? The four hours 348 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,145 went by that quickly. You want to see this. 349 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,481 Look at the rise of the photoelectron integral. 350 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,950 WALTER: Toby, check this out. 351 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,953 Guys, you seeing this? 352 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,921 (snoring) 353 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,090 Uh, yeah. Cabe can't see anything, 354 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,125 He's literally passed out from boredom. 355 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,569 WALTER: Well, ignoring the fact that you used 356 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,371 "literally" incorrectly, because he fell asleep 357 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,830 rather than "passed out," 358 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,331 can you let Raja take a look at this? 359 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,475 RAJA: No, I see it, I see it. 360 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,310 The argon ball responded accurately to the californium, 361 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,436 which-which-which means a valid detector. 362 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,372 We... We found WIMPs. 363 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,515 Our-our discovery is verified. 364 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,475 (whooping) 365 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,310 Thank you. Thank you. 366 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,345 Yes! (groans) 367 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,315 What's goin' on? 368 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,450 Just, uh, nerds getting rowdy. 369 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,451 We're heading topside. 370 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,620 Make it snappy. You're over the four hour limit. 371 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,622 You don't wanna get daffy down there. 372 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,167 Oh, come on. We haven't even checked out 373 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,492 the particle collider yet. 374 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,327 When are we ever gonna be back here? 375 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,471 You know, the four-hour limit applies 376 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,897 to people with normal brains. 377 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,464 We're geniuses, even Toby, 378 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,167 so I'm sure that we can stay down a little bit longer 379 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,602 without any adverse effects. 380 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,204 Let's do it. 381 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,140 Oh, 9,000 feet underground, suddenly Sly's a rebel. 382 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,384 WALTER: Okay, we won't stay for long! 383 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,611 We'll be back up with your test results soon, Raja, promise. 384 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,513 Is this okay? 385 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,148 Hmm? Yeah, I suppose it's all right. 386 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,621 It's just a, it's just a few minutes. 387 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,154 Oh. 388 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,356 What a beauty. 389 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,292 And it's only operating at 50% capacity. 390 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,529 Its particles accelerate to 15 tera electron volts. 391 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,231 An electronic feedback mechanism 392 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,300 prevents it from reaching its full capacity of 30, 393 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,669 which could validate a specific class 394 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,671 of supersymmetry theories, 395 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,605 better helping us understand 396 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,476 the fabric of matter and energy themselves. 397 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,679 There's also a small chance that... 398 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,982 that particles colliding with that much energy 399 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,416 would create a black hole 400 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,660 that'll swallow up our whole solar system. 401 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,186 How small a chance? 402 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,055 No one knows. 403 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,090 It's like a game of proton roulette. 404 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,492 Roulette's odds are 37 to one; these are far greater. 405 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,994 That was a terrible analogy. 406 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,195 Toby, are you okay? 407 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,429 TOBY: Yep, yeah. 408 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,132 It's all good in the neighborhood, my man. 409 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,667 Okay, maybe we should get out now. 410 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,003 PAIGE: Good idea. 411 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,640 I was reading a book on antigravity the other day 412 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,476 and I couldn't put it down. 413 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,644 That's my joke from my stand-up. 414 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,579 (laughs) You're really funny. 415 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,214 I have the gift. 416 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,083 (clatter, hissing) What the hell was that? 417 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,227 WALTER: It's the nozzle to one of the hydrogen gas tanks. 418 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,619 It popped off. 419 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,796 It's leaking out flammable hydrogen. 420 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,060 If we don't find a fix quick, this joint's gonna blow up. 421 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,101 I'll shut it down with one of the electrical backups. 422 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,426 Well, how did this happen? 423 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,461 Nozzles aren't supposed to pop off. 424 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,399 (screams) (prairie dog squeaking) 425 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,201 Guessing that's how. 426 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,068 SYLVESTER: A prairie dog. 427 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,345 Told you they were wretched animals. 428 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,737 That must've escaped from the cage, 429 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,738 and messed with the wiring. 430 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,308 Th-That increased the pressure in the tanks. 431 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,210 WALTER: The little guy did extensive damage. 432 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,378 Luckily, I'm here, so I can stop it. 433 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,314 You guys are four hours 30 minutes underground. 434 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,425 You're gonna start losing IQ points, if you're not already. 435 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,583 You sure you're up for this? 436 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,152 Of course I am. In fact... 437 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,753 Aha, I already did it. 438 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,089 That seems a little bit too fast, son. 439 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,557 (hydrogen hissing) Uh, Walt, 440 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,592 you didn't fix crap; the hydrogen's still leaking. 441 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,128 Huh? 442 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,196 (alarm beeping) Oh, boy. 443 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,766 The green indicator light from the particle collider room. 444 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,301 PAIGE: Indicating what? 445 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,778 Indicating that the collider's been activated 446 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,770 to reach full capacity. 447 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,307 Walter, whatever you did to the electronic system 448 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,243 didn't shut down the hydrogen. 449 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,745 It stepped on the collider's gas pedal. 450 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,048 Does that mean it's gonna create a black hole? 451 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:25,218 Maybe. Or maybe it'll just explode and kill us. 452 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,087 Well, I don't make mistakes. 453 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,588 My mental state must be impaired. 454 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,190 How do you walk around like this? 455 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,324 You're insulting me? 456 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,293 Walt, you just started a chain reaction 457 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,128 that could destroy the space-time continuum, 458 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,729 and then Keanu Reeves and the other guy 459 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,265 are gonna pop out of that phone booth. 460 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,599 Who? 461 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,334 Our only way out is through a room filled 462 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,204 with hydrogen gas and flammable disinfectants. 463 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,673 Tiniest friction created by opening the door 464 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,176 could cause a huge gas explosion. 465 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,577 (Toby laughs) 466 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:54,181 (laughing): I'm sorry. 467 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,250 She said "huge gas explosion." 468 00:16:57,284 --> 00:17:00,153 (all laughing) 469 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,456 Why are geniuses laughing 470 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,833 at a fart joke when they're about to die? 471 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,261 'Cause they're not geniuses anymore... 472 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,297 they're idiots. 473 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,233 ♪ 474 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,186 RAJA: We've never left anyone underground long enough 475 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,411 to witness effects like this. 476 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,112 They're not fully "idiots" like you say, 477 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,779 but they are rapidly approaching 478 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,315 average intelligence. 479 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,492 And every minute, it's gonna get harder and harder 480 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,483 for them to fix their situation. 481 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,252 Guys, snap out of it. 482 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,762 Walter, can't you undo what you did with the wires 483 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,555 to stop the collider? 484 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,266 Okay, my intellect's been compromised, but I have further 485 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,202 to fall since I'm coming all the way down from 197. 486 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,393 So I can give it a crack. 487 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,329 No. He can't risk messing with those wires 488 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,696 in case he makes things more bad. 489 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,365 You mean "worse"? 490 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,267 Walt, do you have a plan or not? 491 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,701 Yes. Two, actually. 492 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,470 While we still retain some of our faculties, 493 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,405 Sly and I will work to hack 494 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,341 into the particle collider to shut down 495 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:57,244 the superconducting magnets, so then stopping the acceleration 496 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,811 from the protons into the plasma. 497 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,114 Um, sounds good. 498 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,815 Okay, what's plan number two? 499 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,384 Number two. (Chuckles) 500 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,419 (chuckles) 501 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,188 WALTER: Okay, seriously now. 502 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,290 There is a button at the other end 503 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,858 of the clean room 504 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,494 uh, that opens the door to the mine shaft. 505 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,363 Now, uh, we can use that to vent out 506 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,432 the flammable hydrogen that way, 507 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,802 but we need a way to push the button. 508 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,138 Oh. The purification jets. 509 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,874 Oh, if they can blow the boogers out of your nose, 510 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,176 they can depress the button. 511 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,220 RAJA: Okay, but the joystick controls will be hard to move. 512 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,312 There's no servo motor. 513 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,514 It'll be like driving a car without power steering. 514 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,150 Okay, Cabe and Paige, you'll need to rip the roof off 515 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,552 the elevator shack so the hydrogen can travel up, 516 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,189 and escape safely into the atmosphere. Let's go. 517 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,458 Can we knock off the roof supports? 518 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,927 That'll collapse the roof on the shaft, and it's too heavy 519 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,905 to lift by hand. Well, let's not do it by hand at all. 520 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:53,766 Let's secure the roof to the SUV and rip it right out. 521 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,302 Yeah, here. These work? 522 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,536 Yes. We can use mine cables. 523 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,405 Let's go. Let's go! 524 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,173 TOBY: Okay, you see the button? 525 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,484 Uh, you redirect those two airstreams, 526 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,642 I'll redirect these two. 527 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,345 Sounds good. Gloves on. 528 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,314 And go. 529 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,786 Huh. These controls aren't hard to move. 530 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,355 Raja's a weakling. 531 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,490 Actually, the pressure down here 532 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,260 is pushing toxins into our hebogoblin. 533 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,328 Uh, it's "hemogiblin." 534 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,530 It's also pushing oxygen 535 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,298 into our muscles, making them more powerful, 536 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,634 so we're stupid, but we're strong. 537 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,437 Oh, man, we're becoming dumb jocks. 538 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,571 Thanks for the root beer. 539 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,340 Conference has been great so far. 540 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,974 Wait for the inert gas demonstration 541 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,376 after intermission. 542 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,810 I hear it's a game-changer. 543 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,212 Cool. 544 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,356 Always up for a new experience. 545 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,714 Sylvester taught me that. 546 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,451 He said "gaining knowledge is the embedded stone" 547 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,852 in the pathway to enlightenment." 548 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,487 He did? 549 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,557 Didn't peg him as a philosopher. 550 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,759 Philosopher, calculator, he can do it all. 551 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,561 I'm not that well-rounded. 552 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,863 Chemistry is my one and only wheelhouse. 553 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,531 Mmm, right, but based on what 554 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,676 you gravitated to in the conference, your main interest 555 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,570 is in particle flocculation and coagulation. 556 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,639 Wow. Yes, that's correct. 557 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,376 How are you so familiar with that area of research? 558 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,443 From Scorpion. 559 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,545 They're the smartest team of people in the world. 560 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,448 (both grunt) 561 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,783 Can you let me... Please. 562 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,960 If I... Let me in, please. Thank you. 563 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,619 Oh, it's a scorcher in here. 564 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,887 It's only gonna get worse. 565 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,456 Not if we can stop the electromagnet 566 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,833 from powering up and giving the thingies enough energy. 567 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,627 SYLVESTER: Thingies? I think my intelligence quadrant 568 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,662 is dropping faster than anticipated. 569 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,964 Intelligence quotient. 570 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,534 Step aside. I'll handle this. 571 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,338 (computer beeps) 572 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,740 We're shut out. 573 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,941 What? 574 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,576 I couldn't figure out how to hack in, 575 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,953 but the collider thinks we're tampering with it, 576 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,579 so it shut us out permanently. 577 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,415 There's no way to stop the magnets 578 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,282 from heating up the plasma. 579 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,850 Stop thinking you can do genius stuff. 580 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,452 You're like me and Cabe now. 581 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,554 This thing's gonna blow. It already blows. 582 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,864 Our whole trip to the accelerator's ruined. 583 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,624 No. I mean it's gonna explode! 584 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,558 Oh. PAIGE: No, it isn't. 585 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,902 We're gonna get you all to the surface, 586 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,069 put some genius back in your brains, 587 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,613 and you're gonna figure out a solution! 588 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,035 Let's get Dumb and Dumber down there back to Smart and Smarter! 589 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,506 Gun it! 590 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,608 (engine revving) 591 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,849 All right, my airstreams are pointing right at the button. 592 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,585 Me, too. 593 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,019 How come it's not depressing? 594 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,055 It's incredibly depressing. We're about to die. 595 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,890 I meant the button. CABE: Because 596 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,592 the damn broken hydrogen line 597 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,094 has reduced the damn pressure coming out of the damn nozzle. 598 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,497 Man, it's annoying being smarter than them. 599 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,698 He's right. 600 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,667 The blower alone won't do it. 601 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,535 Oh, I'm feeling a lot of anxiety right now. 602 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,571 I don't like being stupid like Cabe and Paige. 603 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,106 Thanks a lot. I don't like not knowing how to solve things. 604 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,875 I can't imagine living a life like this. 605 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,910 It's like they don't even know we're listening. 606 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,812 Truth be told, I kind of dig it. 607 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,682 I don't have a lot of thoughts racing through my head, 608 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,816 my worries are fading. 609 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,685 I just got to figure out one thing... 610 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,754 How to press a stupid button. 611 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,022 The water bottle. 612 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:06,793 If we toss this up into the air current, 613 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,962 the force of the blower will slam it into the button. 614 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,566 You sure? Well, you got a problem with me being decisive now? Just do it. 615 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,368 Such a simple solution, you probably 616 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,804 wouldn't have come up with it if you could think non-simply. 617 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:22,442 That's it. A simple solution involving a water bottle. 618 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,612 I just found out how I'm going to solve my plastics problem. 619 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,714 Okay, shut up and let me focus! 620 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,982 (whooshing) 621 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,421 Whoa! It worked. 622 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,989 Ah, give me some! (grunting) 623 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,758 Okay. Sunlight's hitting the mine shaft. 624 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,693 Yeah, there's clear access to the outside. 625 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,595 That hydrogen's gonna fill up that shaft soon. 626 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,764 What is... that? 627 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,066 PAIGE: Ugh. Guys, 628 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,635 it looks like the water bottle's 629 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,703 lighting the elevator certificate on fire. 630 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,938 So? They can get a new one. 631 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:56,375 Mine shaft is full of flammable hydrogen, you dumb son of a... 632 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,915 Awesome! 633 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,917 No-look high-five. 634 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,919 (thud) I said no-look high-five. 635 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,489 Oh. Husband? 636 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,124 Um, he's not moving. 637 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:14,661 I feel like I normally say something here. 638 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,662 Not good. 639 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:16,796 Yup, that's it. 640 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,198 Uh, he's unconscious! 641 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,801 Uh... pressure. 642 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,136 It's a... pressure thing. 643 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,605 Toby said it earlier. 644 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,674 Toxins in the blood affect neural pathways. 645 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:28,508 Huh? 646 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,643 He has gunk in his brain! Guys? 647 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,579 Guys, listen to me. 648 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:33,846 You have maybe ten minutes 649 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,882 to get Dr. Curtis out of there before there is 650 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,785 a nitrogen overload in his bloodstream, and he dies. 651 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,192 WALTER: Okay, you heard Roger. Raja. 652 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,694 Yes. You heard him. 653 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:48,595 We need to get Toby out of here right now. 654 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,905 A fireball just asploded the elevator! 655 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,039 I know another way out of the lab. 656 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,008 There is a mine shaft 30 feet above the lab entrance. 657 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:55,101 If I can get my liaison at the mine to open it up, 658 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:57,045 we can lower a rope to your team and help 'em escape. 659 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,705 (alarm beeping faster) 660 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,207 (alarm blaring) Uh-oh. 661 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,975 What does yellow mean? 662 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,611 Slow down? 663 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,514 Uh, the plasma went into the spirally, uh, things. 664 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,749 RAJA: You mean the supercharging coils. 665 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,652 Bullets are in the gun, and the hammer's being pulled back. 666 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,487 Um... 667 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,832 you have eight minutes before the plasma enters the collider, 668 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,559 the particles hit, and we might, theoretically, 669 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:22,161 experience the destruction of our solar system. 670 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,163 I don't care about theories! 671 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:27,600 I care about the reality of an asplosion that kills all of us! 672 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,277 It's all the more reason to get our guys out of there. 673 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,171 And you go get that mine liaison. Now! 674 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:33,940 Yup. 675 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,243 We really need to deal with the collider, right? 676 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:40,647 We can't! Look at us! We're getting dumber by the minute! 677 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,249 Okay, as the more smarter person here, 678 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:47,019 we need to figure out a way to get me to the surface 679 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,888 so that I will be at normal pressure, 680 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,624 I can be a genius again, and I will solve this. 681 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,060 Great idea. 682 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,562 HAPPY: But... 683 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:58,197 Won't he die if we don't deal with him first? 684 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,566 Crap! 685 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,233 Besides, we can't get to the surface 686 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:02,702 until Roger comes with his friend. 687 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:04,704 Raja. Right. 688 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,181 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. He doesn't need a surface. 689 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,039 He needs a vacuum. 690 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,875 Much as I hate to say it, 691 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,643 can you spell that out? 692 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,011 Pressure caused Toby to pass out. 693 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:13,613 The least pressure possible is a vacuum. 694 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,591 I vacuum-seal leftovers for me and Ralph all the time. 695 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:19,819 You need to vacuum-seal Doc's head to get rid of the 696 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,730 pressure that's pushing the toxins into his brain. 697 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:23,756 That is a smart idea, Paige. 698 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:27,059 Thank you... Walter. 699 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,162 Stop wasting time and shrink-wrap that shrink now! 700 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,231 Walt, Walt, I know you're foggy, but this is 701 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,766 a rudimentary project. 702 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,835 You don't need to be a genius to pull it off. 703 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,013 You just need to focus on the basic tenants of science, 704 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,171 and you'll figure it out. 705 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,073 Okay, but I could... 706 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,242 I could really do with you holding my hand through it. 707 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,244 I could use a teammate? 708 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:48,014 Wow. You've never asked me to... 709 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,817 to work on something technical before. 710 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,586 But why? You're so smart. 711 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:57,590 Okay. Well, my-my food sealer has a-a vacuum pump. 712 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,058 You need to find 713 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,827 something like that in there. 714 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,162 Okay, the, uh, argon room 715 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:05,364 has a vacuum pump to purify the ball. 716 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,166 It's a mobile device we can use for suction. 717 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,277 PAIGE: My leftovers get sucked up tight in plastic wrap. 718 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,103 Is there anything in there like that? 719 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:13,572 Uh, yeah, the, uh, cellophane in this equipment. 720 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,244 Here. Keep it over here. Sly? 721 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,347 All right. 722 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,883 Okay, vacuum's in position. Start wrapping. 723 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,685 Um... 724 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,120 (beatboxing) 725 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:31,023 ♪ My name's Sylvester, saving Toby's my goal ♪ 726 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,760 ♪ We better do it fast, there might be a black hole. ♪ 727 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,762 (beatboxing) 728 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:38,030 He meant wrapping cellophane, moron. 729 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,932 PAIGE: We'll time this together. 730 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,401 As soon as Toby is fully wrapped, 731 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,070 I'll hold my breath, too. 732 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,639 When I gasp for air, you uncover him. 733 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,207 Great. 734 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,744 You know, Paige, I know I'm impaired, 735 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,746 but I'm still lucid enough to know 736 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:57,016 that you're simplifying things for me so that I can follow. 737 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,986 And I thought that was a way to dumb oneself down. 738 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:04,190 But, actually, it's a way to be more effective in communication. 739 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,658 Thank you. 740 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:06,759 You're welcome, Walter. 741 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,227 You know, 742 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,897 it feels really good to express one's self openly like this. 743 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:14,366 I feel like, now that my IQ's out of the way, 744 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,768 my EQ can flourish. 745 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,870 If this is what it's like to be you, 746 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,306 I'm a tad envious. 747 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,675 Who the hell is this guy? 748 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:25,444 Maybe dopey Walter isn't so bad. 749 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,723 Hurry! We only have 4.5 minutes until the plasma is launched, 750 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,348 and the world collapses in on itself. 751 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,417 Maybe. 752 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:32,885 WALTER: Happy, you ready? 753 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,020 Flip the switch! 754 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,756 (whooshing) 755 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,157 CABE: All right. 756 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:39,158 Paige is holding her breath. 757 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,693 (whooshing) 758 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,161 Oh, this looks like a horror movie. 759 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,396 Looks like a side of Grade A Chuck. 760 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,700 See? Other people say "chuck". 761 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,469 You know, Chuck's a strange nickname. 762 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,804 It's not really born of Charles. 763 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:54,173 It's not like "Will" 764 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,375 for "William" or "Mike" for "Michael." 765 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,411 I mean, how is "Jack" a nickname for "John"? 766 00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,714 Not even shorter. 767 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,783 Or "Peg" is "Margaret." What the hell is that? 768 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,484 Good Lord, they're stupid. 769 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,954 (whooshing) 770 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,156 (exhales) All right. 771 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,190 Time's up! Unwrap him! 772 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,160 (gasping) Toby? 773 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,194 How do you feel? 774 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,939 Like Freud and Jung had an all-out fisticuffs 775 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,097 in my cerebellum. 776 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,799 (laughing) 777 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,335 What, are you laughing at one of my jokes? 778 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,471 I don't know what that means, but you're super funny. 779 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,940 I'm never leaving this lab. 780 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:29,517 Well, you're going to help us leave, at least, 781 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,953 because if my calculations are correct, 782 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,412 we have three minutes and two seconds 783 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,481 until the plasma is launched. (alarm sounding) 784 00:28:35,514 --> 00:28:38,284 I was wrong. My calculations were off. 785 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,518 We have zero seconds. 786 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,520 I can't figure out how this all plays out. 787 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,023 Well, here's how it goes. 788 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,959 Supercharged particles are rocketing in opposite directions 789 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,095 around the particle collider, and at any minute, 790 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,230 they might smash into each other, possibly 791 00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,032 destroying the universe as we know it, but 792 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,142 definitely blowing our butts off. 793 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,202 Wow. Thank you for breaking this down. This is bad. 794 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,037 No! No! 795 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,939 This is great! 796 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,407 How the hell is this great? 797 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,776 'Cause I'm the smartest one on the team. 798 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,245 Now you're the Tobys! 799 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,096 Yes, you're smart again. That was the plan 800 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,055 so you could save us, not so you could gloat. 801 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,357 I can do both. Quiet, dummy. Let me think. 802 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,859 Okay. 803 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,460 I got it. You remember earlier 804 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:25,531 when Sly was saying how all this was super cool? 805 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,233 Well, he's right. 806 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,401 That argon in the WIMP detector is stored at 807 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,636 190 degrees below freezing. 808 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:34,173 That's literally super cool, and the collider is super hot. 809 00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:37,009 Cool... hot. 810 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,945 Following. 811 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:41,413 Mm-hmm, so if we can get the argon to the collider, 812 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:44,951 it'll super-cool the plasma so the ions can no longer travel 813 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,553 at a high energy, thus eliminating their ability 814 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:50,823 to form any kind of explosion upon collision. 815 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:55,327 Now I'm as lost as Macaulay Culkin in New York. 816 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,428 Who? 817 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:57,596 Home Alone 2. 818 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,998 I love that movie. 819 00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:00,432 I know, right? Good as the original. 820 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,534 Guys! Zip it, meatheads! We gotta turn that 821 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,103 argon ball into a big juice box. 822 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,038 So we're gonna puncture it 823 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,316 with the empty hydrogen pipes, and then steer freezing liquid 824 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,877 argon through the piping system into the collider room. 825 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,912 Okay, we're gonna need schematics 826 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:14,847 for this wackadoo plan to work. 827 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,182 Give me ten seconds. 828 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,164 I'll print the schematics. 829 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,401 Okay, Walt, grab a handsaw 830 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:38,004 and then climb up the pipe in the collider room. 831 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,172 Cut it so it drops toward the collider. 832 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:42,074 The supply closet's out there to your left. 833 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:43,242 Copy that. 834 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,275 (alarm continues blaring) 835 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,246 Your other left! 836 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,915 Sly, you see all 837 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:51,083 the wheels along where the pipe branches off? 838 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,584 Those are baffles. You need 839 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,396 to turn them off at every pipe except the ones 840 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,088 that go to the collider room. 841 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,124 Happy, you're with me. 842 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,425 Whatever you say, Professor. 843 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,460 (alarm sounding) (panting) 844 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,332 (grunting) 845 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:09,001 I can't get in! The door must have locked automatically 846 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:11,337 once the plasma was launched. We're screwed! 847 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,373 Pull! 848 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,244 Oh, okay. 849 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:23,950 Yep, collider's at 100% capacity. 850 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,256 How's it going, Walt? 851 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:32,959 Argon river about to flow? 852 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,095 Yeah, getting there. 853 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,663 You know, 854 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:40,032 speaking of rivers, 855 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,301 Paige, maybe we can listen 856 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:45,171 to "Moon River" tonight if we get out of this? 857 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:49,641 You can teach me about the standards? 858 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:52,144 Broaden my horizons a bit? 859 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,146 Really? 860 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:57,216 Um, okay. 861 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,360 Redirecting the hydrogen pipe now. 862 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,019 Almost done. 863 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,221 Okay, copy that. That was Raja. 864 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,665 He's ten minutes out with the miners. 865 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:04,991 (grunts) 866 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,192 Ready to go here. 867 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,027 Sly, you finished? 868 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,528 Sly? 869 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:12,331 CABE: What's going on? 870 00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:15,301 He's nodding. Sly, they can't hear a nod. 871 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:17,036 My "B." 872 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,637 I'm done. 873 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,706 Walter, status? 874 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,341 I'll be done in two seconds. 875 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,275 Release the argon. 876 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,211 You sure we'll bust through this thing? 877 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,678 Yeah. We're super strong, remember? 878 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,147 Let's do it. 879 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,355 (grunts) 880 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,224 Walt, the force of the argon 881 00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,092 is gonna snap off the end of that pipe, 882 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,527 so make sure you get off 883 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,429 before you cut all the way through. Huh? 884 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,265 (screams) 885 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,299 Walter! 886 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,767 (metal clangs, creaks) 887 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,137 (panting) 888 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,571 Oh! 889 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,275 Guys! 890 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,011 A little help here? 891 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,180 Oh, God. If he lets go, 892 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:02,590 he's gonna get burned alive by the collider. 893 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,150 And if he holds on, when the argon 894 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,252 goes through that pipe, he's gonna freeze to death. 895 00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:17,229 On our way, Walt. Swing out. 896 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:18,606 Try to land away from the collider. 897 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,632 I'm 25 feet in the air. 898 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,168 I'll break my ankles, 899 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:24,241 and I won't be able to run away when the argon hits. 900 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:26,538 Not if we catch you. 901 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,074 We're jocks now, remember? 902 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,575 Use your super strength to swing 903 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,777 like you're doing a trapeze leap. 904 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,445 How long until the argon reaches him? 905 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:36,048 There's your answer. 906 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,159 Walter, the argon is almost to you. 907 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,284 You have to let go. 908 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,485 We're not there yet! 909 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,353 I can feel the pipe getting colder. 910 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:44,156 I have to jump. 911 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,305 (coughs) Oh, perfect ten, O'Brien. 912 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:01,107 Much like your current IQ. 913 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,774 Let's boogie. 914 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,813 (coughing) 915 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,688 It's working. 916 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,493 (alarm stops blaring) 917 00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:23,362 (all coughing) 918 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,531 (sighs) Well, we did it. 919 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,733 (prairie dog chittering) 920 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,407 Happy with yourself? 921 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:38,310 Jerk. 922 00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:42,148 CABE: There they are. 923 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:44,426 TOBY: Nothing could be finer than to be rescued by a miner. 924 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,584 CABE: Good job, guys. 925 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,753 Hey, great job, smarty-pants. 926 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,488 (laughs) 927 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,822 Good job. 928 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,224 I'm sorry about your lab. 929 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,492 I blame the prairie dog. 930 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:54,769 No, no. Insurance will cover the damage. 931 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,495 Most important, our research was proven, 932 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,165 and we have the data stored in our server up here. 933 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,500 Thank you, Scorpion. 934 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,145 I'm glad you guys are safe. WALTER: More importantly, 935 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,436 we're smart again. 936 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,205 Pi to the 35th digit: 937 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:08,607 3.141592... 938 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,709 65358979... 939 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,678 3238462... 940 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,746 6433. 941 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,615 Backwards. 3346... 942 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,517 SYLVESTER: 2648... 943 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,352 HAPPY: 97985356... 944 00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:21,820 WALTER: 295141.3. 945 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,122 CABE: Good work, team. 946 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,761 Uh, we're back. 947 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,630 Hey, Ralph. 948 00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:33,865 Florence. Good evening. 949 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:36,235 I'm-I'm sorry that we weren't reachable 950 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,504 during your crisis. 951 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,772 We had an amazing time at the Chemistry Convention, 952 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,209 but it sounds like we missed out 953 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,711 on almost maybe seeing a black hole, 954 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,779 which is infinitely cooler. 955 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,257 SYLVESTER: Well, if you have it in you 956 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:50,682 to sit through one more demo, 957 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,351 I'm about to show everybody something. 958 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,286 The drink station? 959 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,622 I actually just engineered this water filter. 960 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,524 Uh, please, if you'd do the honors. 961 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:08,234 Ooh, that's quite good. 962 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,635 Tastes like home. 963 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:10,936 It's like a stream 964 00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:12,904 at my Grandpa Gallo's farm. 965 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:13,905 Exactly. 966 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,507 How did you do that? 967 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:16,751 I researched the chemical assays 968 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:17,876 on your grandfather's farm 969 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,645 online through the New York DWP. 970 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,614 This filter adjusts the compounds in water 971 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:24,550 to match the mineral compositions 972 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,851 of that same stream, 973 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:27,519 which is why it tastes so delicious. 974 00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:29,788 Sly, that is amazing. 975 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:30,956 Down in that lab, 976 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:33,592 we solved things so simply. 977 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:35,661 You explained things to us so simply. 978 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,365 I realized I had to simplify my plastics plan. 979 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,899 Instead of corralling corporations 980 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,701 to change their supply of bottles, 981 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:45,371 I focused on the demand. 982 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,340 If I can get one of these to every West Altadenian, 983 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,576 they would choose to use tap water over bottled 984 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:53,245 simply because of the taste. 985 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:54,646 Only question is, 986 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,682 how do I make this 43-pound filter 987 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,717 scalable for mass production? 988 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,419 Well, whatever the case, 989 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,721 it's nice to have your brain back, kid. 990 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,391 You know, 991 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:08,560 the science of water filtration involves flocculation 992 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,262 and coagulation. 993 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:12,298 Isn't that your specialty, Florence? 994 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,599 Yes. 995 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:15,534 We established that earlier. 996 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,437 Well, then would you be able to help Sylvester 997 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,838 scale his water filter? 998 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:22,574 Yeah, I suppose so. 999 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:25,577 If you wouldn't mind me helping you. 1000 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:26,988 Wow. That'd be great. If you don't mind. 1001 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,647 That'd be great. We can talk about it. 1002 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,282 I think it'd be great. 1003 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,618 Good-bye. 1004 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,721 (Sylvester grunts) 1005 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:36,855 (clears throat) 1006 00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,864 Those all the doctors we saw? 1007 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:47,566 Most of them. 1008 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,735 I'm trying to narrow the field of contenders. 1009 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:54,973 Hey, when we were underground today, 1010 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,642 we had no smarts, 1011 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,410 and we had to do things 1012 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:01,380 with some guts and instinct, 1013 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:02,681 and it worked. 1014 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:06,518 Maybe overthinking can be a problem sometimes. 1015 00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:09,588 Who do you feel is the right doctor? 1016 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,059 As unhappy as it would make my alumni association, 1017 00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:15,794 I want that doctor from Brown. 1018 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,764 Good. I do, too. 1019 00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:22,033 I already made the appointment. 1020 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,736 Let's go, dum-dum. 1021 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,705 Time to play pharmacist. 1022 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,946 Oh, hey. Good news. 1023 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,782 I just read online a singer I love 1024 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,826 is, um, performing standards tonight at a great little club 1025 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,762 in Laurel Canyon. We could get a sitter for Ralph. 1026 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,821 They might even do "Moon River." 1027 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,098 Well, that's very kind of you, Paige, but, uh... 1028 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,767 (clears throat) I plan on working tonight. 1029 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,594 I've got a lot of low-IQ time to make up for. 1030 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,596 I need to catch up on some things, 1031 00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:52,498 maybe stimulate the cranium a bit. 1032 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:53,832 Oh, okay. I just... 1033 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,534 I just figured that 'cause you said 1034 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:57,669 you wanted to learn about old standards... 1035 00:38:57,703 --> 00:38:59,137 I will. One day soon. 1036 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,841 But, uh, you know, they're old standards, Paige. 1037 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,844 They're not going anywhere, right? 1038 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,779 Right. 1039 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:23,862 I'll miss you, dopey Walter. 1040 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,903 Ralph, come on. Let's go. 1041 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,813 You know, Walter, this is an impressive 1042 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,148 particle accelerator. 1043 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,984 Oh, thank you. I'm building a new... 1044 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:48,019 Electronic feedback mechanism. 1045 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,721 Yes, I can see that. 1046 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:51,823 It's a cool design. 1047 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:54,426 You could tell it was a feedback mechanism? 1048 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,694 Of course. 1049 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,696 Your drawing was as clear as day. 1050 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:03,168 Though, if I'm not being too bold... 1051 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,046 Closed circuit. 1052 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,182 Less easily bypassed. 1053 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,784 You can tell that's what I'm going for? 1054 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,986 Oh, your drawing was also clear as day. 1055 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,754 Uh, may I? Of course. 1056 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:28,927 Yeah. Okay. 1057 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,563 And then perhaps another injector. Mm-hmm. 1058 00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,932 Over... here. 1059 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,834 Fantastic. 1060 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:42,774 Yes. Okay. 1061 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,777 Captioning sponsored by CBS. 1062 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,931 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org