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TOBY: This memo is an insult!

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You've been offered equity

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in a company with
great upside potential.

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So how is that an insult?

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I invented a winch,
State of New Mexico orders

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15 grand worth of it,
you take the money.

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[laughing]: Okay.

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All right, well, let's see.

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I start a company
with my own savings,

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I pluck you guys out of
obscurity, I give you jobs,

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and then,
you throw my generosity

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in my face.

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Generosity?

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Well,
let's look at these numbers,

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shall we?

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You scanned my memo?

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Oh, I scanned it, baby.

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And Happy and I
really appreciate

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the .75% share of her invention.

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Corporations routinely
take the lion's share

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of an employee's invention.

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And you two are married,
so you're really getting 1.5%.

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SYLVESTER: How do you explain

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my .7%?

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How do I rate less
than these guys?

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Simple,
you're a human calculator.

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Artificial intelligence makes
you superfluous in seven years.

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[gasps] But I still

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gave you a piece of the pie.
Is that not nice?

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What about Paige?

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Interesting that she
has a full one percent;

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more than all of us.

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She's not even a genius.

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Hmm, so strange. How peculiar.

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What are you guys insinuating?

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Nothing. Just that the
only person in the office

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to play Nude Olympics with
Walter goes home with the gold.

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Before I came along, you dorks

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were setting up home
office computers.

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Yeah, and for what it's worth,
Paige's share is really .25%.

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Ralph gets .75%

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for all the times
he helped us out.

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But due to labor laws,
I had to put it under Paige's name.

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Hold on.

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You... you value my son three
times more than you value me?

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Well, only on a work
contribution level.

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Dingus, our fertility
treatment hasn't worked.

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We need more funds.

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It's not like I'm
keeping the funds!

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I'm reinvesting it in Scorpion.

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I-Isn't more tomorrow

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better than a little today?

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Nope. Oh, fine!

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Suppose I can give
you a few extra bucks,

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seeing as it's your invention.

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Wow,
thanks for the extra shillings

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to throw into my account.

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Your account?

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What do you got,
a separate bank account?

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Maybe.

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[sighs] What is Easter Island's
point of view on all this?

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I'm just trying to figure out

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where I can buy just
one right shoe...

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Wait for it,
this is gonna be good.

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Because I'm gonna lose mine

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somewhere up Walter's ass.

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Bam! There it is.

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Wait, why are you mad at me?

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I don't see my
name on that list.

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You work for Homeland,
you're not a Scorpion employee.

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So I'm not a real
part of the team?

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I risk my life just
like everybody else.

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More so, 'cause he is so old.

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Troublemaker.Penny-pincher.

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You should've known what
problems this memo would cause.

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[sighs] We need guidance
getting through this conflict.

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And I know exactly who to call.

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Walter, if you're calling who
I think you're calling, don't.

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He's helped us before.

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His diploma came with a maze
and a word search on the back.

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Yes, hello,
this is Walter O'Brien.

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Uh, not good, actually.

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And we need your counseling
right away; money is no object.

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Okay, see you soon.

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Okay, see you soon.

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That's Homeland Director Carson.

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He's gonna be here
in five minutes.

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Carson?
What does that turd want?

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CARSON: Four-person
CIA team imbedded

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in Kazakhstan.

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Found out they were
kidnapped just hours ago.

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Okay, if Homeland can give
us their satellite imagery,

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we can provide an
extraction plan

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for the military.

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Extraction? No.

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We got six of their guys,
we're gonna do a swap next week.

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This stuff goes
down all the time.

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Then why are you here?

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Those agents are
the starting infield

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for the CIA softball team,

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and we were supposed to play
for the FGSL championship today.

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FGSL?

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Federal Government
Softball League.

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Replacement team
would be the FBI,

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but they're busting a
drug ring in Colorado;

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ATF's intercepting

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a firearms shipment in the Gulf.

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Oh, even the Department
of Agriculture's dealing

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with a boll weevil problem in
Texas, so it's down to you.

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Down to us for what?

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As independent contractors
with federal clearance,

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Scorpion qualifies to
play in the league.

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Right here in the rule book.

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I refuse

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to allow Homeland's
undefeated season

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to be tarnished
with an asterisk.

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I won't accept a forfeit.

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So you're going to play us.

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And why should we help you?
You tried to put

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my roomie in prison.
You two were roommates?

121
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Yeah, while him and I were engaged.
While she was married to him.

122
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Before I dated her.

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Damn freak show in here.

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Look, you're gonna play,

125
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'cause if you don't,
let's just say Scorpion might not get

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any government jobs
coming its way.

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If you're trying to get back at
me by humiliating these guys,

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perhaps you and I should figure
out another way to settle this.

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Threatening a superior?

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I'd hate to have to
bring you up on charges.

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Again.

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I-I don't expect you to
play, Pops.

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But come, support your team.

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You could be...

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the mascot.

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Let's make it interesting.

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If we win, Homeland doubles the
rate that they pay Scorpion.

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Fine. But if we win, I'm yanking
Scorpion's government clearance.

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I am sick of your antics,

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comments, and unprofessionalism.

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Um, Cabe, I do the books.

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We lose government
work, Scorpion's toast.

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What's the matter?

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Mommy won't let you
play ball today?

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Shake it.

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See you at the field
in Sherman Oaks

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in 30 minutes.

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What the hell were you thinking?

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He called us out.

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[moaning]

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You bet our company.

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We can't beat them.

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You heard how
Carson talked to us.

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TOBY: You see, geniuses,

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Paige and Cabe grew
up playing sports.

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They don't know what it's
like to be bullied by a jock.

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They don't know that you're just
supposed to take it and move on.

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We'll coach you guys up.

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People like us
don't win at sports.

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In gym, Coach Baclavella

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would give grade
bumps to the kids

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who would give me
the worst wedgies.

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One year, everybody got A's.

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Little League sucks
for nerds growing up.

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You watch kids do things

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you can't, having all the fun,

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and at the end of the season,

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the winners get to go to a
party at Big Ernesto's Taco Hut,

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something you know you're
never gonna be able to do.

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And Ernesto would let all those
kids choose their trophies

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out of the trophy case.

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Stupid trophies.

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I always wanted one
of those trophies.

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We don't have any equipment,
or any funds to buy any,

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so, guess we can't play.

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I've got a fast and cheap way
to get everything that we need.

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Just meet meet me at the field.

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No, I-I... I can go with you.

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And-and help you carry things.

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Okay,
I got here as quick as I could.

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Let the healing begin.

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What I miss?

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Called me on the right
day, Gallo.

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We busted a frat house for bookmaking...
civil forfeiture...

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Seized everything,
including tons of sporting equipment.

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Now, I feel a cold coming on,

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so I'm just gonna...
put the key down here,

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and head home sick.

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Just make sure everything's back

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by 6:00, before the
next guy clocks in, huh?

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Appreciate it, pal.

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Appreciate what?

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I never saw you. [chuckles]

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So this is unsavory.

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Wouldn't be necessary if any of
you dorks had baseball gloves.

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FLORENCE: ♪ Way down
South in the cemetery ♪

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RALPH: ♪ Way down
South in the cemetery ♪

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♪ That's where your team
is gonna be buried ♪

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RALPH: ♪ That's where your
team is gonna be buried... ♪

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Yeah, that's right, Homeland!

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We're gonna roll right
over you little punks!

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I regret asking her to play.

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What did she do to my son?

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Florence, you seem

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very motivated.

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Yeah, well, you remember I told
you that jocks used to throw

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the ball at the science
lab wall to bother me?

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I really hate jocks.

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Speaking of jocks,
uh, Ralph, in this bag

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is a protective cup I bought.

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Go to the port-o-john
and put it on.

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Do I have to?

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I want grandchildren someday.
Go.

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Okay,

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positions. Whoa.

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Who made you manager?

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Anyone who earned two varsity
letters in high school,

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raise your hand.

219
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That's what I thought.
Sly, you'll catch;

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Cecil, you're tall,
so center field;

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Happy's short, so she'll play
short; and Toby, first base.

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Are you sure Walter won't want
Toby and I to share a position,

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like he had us share
equity in Scorpion?

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You guys are the worst.

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This game is the
perfect opportunity

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for you to come together
as a "literal team,"

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in the midst of falling
apart completely.

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Get lost, quack.

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I'm gonna go stretch.

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RALPH: Mom,

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I can't figure out how
to put this thing on!

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[banging on door]

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I'm never having grandkids.

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CARSON: Dineen.

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Got something for you.

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Rest of you, stretch, too.

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What is that?

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Uniforms.

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Department of
Corrections surplus.

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We're not wearing these.

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Rules say uniforms must be worn.

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He's right,
it's in the rule book.

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What are you doing?

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CARSON: I have
filmed every pitch

245
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and every at bat of
our undefeated season,

246
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but this game is going
to be my Citizen Kane.

247
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Now where's Gallo and O'Brien?

248
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Tried them a little bit
ago, couldn't get through.

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But don't worry, they'll show.

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They better.
Else, it's a forfeit.

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Then, bye-bye,
government contracts.

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I said, they'll be here.

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Homeland, gather around.

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I don't know what the heck
is keeping those jackasses.

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We need backups.

256
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,078
I know exactly who to call.

257
00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,385
Uh, I like my hamstring in one
piece, please.

258
00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,735
TOBY: Okay, all right.
Ugh... all right!

259
00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,084
Okay, safeword, safeword!

260
00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,521
Oh...

261
00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:45,960
Can't believe you
asked her to play.

262
00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,745
Come on,
let's stretch them groins.

263
00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,573
Happy,
showing some real anger markers.

264
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,575
Come on. Spill the beans.

265
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,404
When I went to the garage the
other night to get my miter saw,

266
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,537
I saw Flo get in Walt's car.

267
00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,016
Just the two of them.

268
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,584
Okay, maybe he was
just giving her a ride.

269
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,846
No.

270
00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,587
The pixie wasn't wearing
her normal clothes

271
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,738
from the young boy's department.

272
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,198
She was all gussied up.

273
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,983
It was late,

274
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,898
and Paige was not around.

275
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:13,441
Flo dressed up fancy,
and you're just telling me this right now?

276
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,859
Happy, this team is hanging
on by a thread as it is

277
00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,382
after what happened
this morning.

278
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,186
You know, if Walt and Paige
implode, so does the team.

279
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,778
We can't have that; we are wholly
unemployable. I didn't tell you

280
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,215
because you hold onto a
secret like a wet bar of soap.

281
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,043
And I'm only 99% sure.

282
00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,218
Not a hundred.

283
00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,481
We got to get to
the bottom of this.

284
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,636
I found a few more bats.
How you doing with those gloves?

285
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,202
Yep, finished.
All right, we're running late.

286
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,967
Let's hit it.
The 101's gonna be backed up

287
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,403
this time of day, so I think

288
00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,014
we ought to stay
on city streets.

289
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,626
What are you waiting on?
Open it.

290
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,975
I gave the key to you.

291
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,237
Like hell you did.

292
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,978
I don't have the key, Cabe.
Well, I don't

293
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,216
have it; you didn't
give it to me.

294
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,653
Oh, yeah, well,
who do you think is right,

295
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,461
the guy with the 197
IQ, or the guy who says

296
00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,898
he watches boxing
on "paper view" TV?

297
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,900
I may run my words
together sometimes,

298
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,468
but that does not mean
that I lost that key.

299
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,904
Well, I didn't lose it.

300
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,516
[sighs]

301
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,997
It's almost game time.

302
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,782
We're screwed.

303
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,697
It's a seven-inning game.

304
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,701
Slaughter rule max:
eight runs per inning.

305
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:19,053
A 24 run lead ends the game.

306
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,969
Seeing as Scorpion
has no equipment,

307
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,927
you'll use Homeland's.

308
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,714
What kind of uniform's that?

309
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,716
I was told to rush
over for a game.

310
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,500
Assumed it was
Fantasies 'N Frolics.

311
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,502
[sighs]

312
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,635
Okay, let's do this.

313
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,682
SYLVESTER: Paige?

314
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,510
What's holding them up?
We need Cabe.

315
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,512
You can't play scared.
Calm down.

316
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:44,687
Calm down?

317
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,993
You listen to me.

318
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:48,082
We've defused bombs,
we've been buried alive,

319
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,779
we've stared down nuclear war.

320
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,129
But what we're about to
experience is much worse.

321
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,093
We're about to hear the
two most terrifying words

322
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,090
for a nerd to hear, two words

323
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,092
that send chills down the spines

324
00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,963
of geeks worldwide.

325
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,923
Play ball!

326
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,620
Those are the words.

327
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,666
♪

328
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,805
Can't get a signal
in this basement.

329
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,112
If I'm not out on that
field, Scorpion's done for.

330
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,177
Well, let's just get the
cops upstairs to let us out.

331
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,289
I'll bang on the ceiling.

332
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,030
No, no, no, no.

333
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,554
Jonesy bent the
rules to help us.

334
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,338
He could lose his
job and pension.

335
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,471
You see,
dumb ole government employees

336
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,343
don't earn nearly as
much as you think.

337
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,042
Never said you were dumb.

338
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,913
Now that you brought it
up, great job today

339
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,151
getting us wrapped up in a wager

340
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,495
that we have no
chance of winning.

341
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,787
I was standing up for you guys.

342
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,484
You were protecting
your own ego.

343
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,312
And why don't you
protect your own company

344
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,922
and figure a way out of here.

345
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,315
Look in these evidence boxes

346
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:50,187
and see if you can find
anything that can help.

347
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,363
Pot pipes, guns...

348
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,582
Accounting records.

349
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,802
Satellite phone.[phone chirps]

350
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,674
Damn it. Battery's flat.

351
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,419
Wait, there's a solar calculator
with this embezzling evidence.

352
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,857
And florescent bulbs
mimic the sun's spectrum,

353
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,729
so if I wire the phone

354
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,228
to the solar battery
from the calculator,

355
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,907
then hold it up to the lights,
I could charge the phone.

356
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,430
Then do it already.

357
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,408
Those guys are probably
getting killed without me.

358
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,304
I know Scorpion isn't the
pinnacle of athleticism,

359
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,392
but they are resourceful.

360
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,611
I'm sure they're doing fine.

361
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:25,222
MAN: Come on, hustle it up.

362
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,703
[groans]

363
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,010
♪

364
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,663
Wind speed, rotational force...

365
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,102
Aah!

366
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,277
Seriously?

367
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,848
Ow. Damn it!

368
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,677
2.3 seconds until impact.
Got it!

369
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,331
Fudge nuggets.

370
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,116
♪

371
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,162
ANNOUNCER: After half an
inning, Homeland's up eight nil.

372
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,164
I thought scorpions
were stingers.

373
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,296
More like stinkers.

374
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,906
What a jerk. Ralph, you're up.

375
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,299
Cecil, on deck.

376
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,822
Look at how smug they are.

377
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,302
I'd like to take that bat

378
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:04,261
and just cram it right up Carson's...
Easy, killer.

379
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,935
Let's keep that high
school anger under control.

380
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,067
Yeah, you wouldn't want to do
something that feels good now

381
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,397
but you'd regret later.

382
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,486
Really regret.

383
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:14,445
That's not very subtle.

384
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:18,406
ANNOUNCER: Now batting,
Inmate Number 58432, Ralph Dineen.Okay.

385
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,843
If Scorpion shuts down,
I won't lose my internship, will I?

386
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,366
No negativity.

387
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,431
Two more eight-run innings
and the mercy rule kicks in

388
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,216
and then this game is over.
Is that what you want?

389
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,415
Yes.

390
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,112
Come on. You guys are geniuses.

391
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,505
Use your superpowers.

392
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,636
This field is kryptonite.

393
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,160
We got no superpowers here.

394
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,857
That field is 60
feet between bases

395
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,554
and 48 feet from
mound to home plate.

396
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,773
The foul lines meet

397
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,427
at exact angles.

398
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,665
This game is geometry
and physics and math.

399
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,430
You're good at that.

400
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,474
UMPIRE: Strike two.

401
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,998
That's okay, Ralph. Good swing.

402
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,174
So, you're just gonna roll
over because right now

403
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,871
this is gym class
and Homeland...

404
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,830
Homeland is giving you
a great big wedgie.

405
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,702
I might have an idea.
It has to do with the rule book.

406
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,941
There is an acceptable range
for the weight of a softball.

407
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,272
If we make Homeland's
balls heavier,

408
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,448
they won't be able to hit
them as hard or as far.

409
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,884
Sounds like cheating.

410
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,368
Not if we keep the
weight just within

411
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,887
what the rules will allow.

412
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,715
We could give
their ball a sauna.

413
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:07,977
Papa Carpinni's

414
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,283
is only a couple blocks away.

415
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,806
They have a steamer
for their clams.

416
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,330
Rules let you hold onto the
balls that are pitched to you,

417
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,134
so Homeland's balls are
still by their dugout.

418
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,725
I'll go steal them.

419
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:20,424
Being tardy is a mortal sin,
but she has no problem stealing.

420
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,078
Strange kid.

421
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,776
Hmm, I mean,
even if we deaden their balls,

422
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,691
we're still not good
at catching them.

423
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,495
Look at all of the Homeland's
government-issued SUVs.

424
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:32,567
They have collision
censors on their bumpers.

425
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,308
I can rig them to our T-shirts.

426
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,460
When we're directly lined
up with an approaching ball,

427
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,964
it'll tell us and
then we'll field it.

428
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,966
No. Steaming balls is one thing,

429
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,315
but this is definitely cheating.

430
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,447
It's a sensory-assist device.

431
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,189
If it's cheating,
so are eyeglasses.

432
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,930
I'm sold. Swipe them.

433
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,366
UMPIRE: Strike three.
You're out.

434
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,455
Damn it. I got to pay
attention to the game.

435
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,457
Oh, that's some pretty
interesting science

436
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,242
that Happy came up with, huh?
Mm-hmm.

437
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,331
Hey, speaking of science,

438
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,048
how was that lecture
that Walt took you to?

439
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,334
We didn't go. It was cancelled.

440
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,639
Okay, Cecil, you got this!

441
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:04,294
[claps hands]

442
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,775
ANNOUNCER: Now batting,

443
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:11,084
Inmate Number 18743,
Cecil Rizzuto.

444
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,915
It's working,
but slowly.[fence banging]

445
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,154
Can you please stop doing that?

446
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,527
[grunts]

447
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,529
Trying to get us out.

448
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,444
It's three-gauge steel.

449
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,315
You can't just jock
your way out of this.

450
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,578
You're gonna need
to use brainpower.

451
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,426
What the hell is that supposed
to mean?[phone chimes]

452
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,407
And it's charging.

453
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,497
See? Brainpower.

454
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,456
Oh, there you go, Cecil.

455
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,675
Foul tip's a hit
waiting to happen.

456
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,068
Hey.

457
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,375
Get your head out of the
computer and into the game.

458
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,072
It is. It's in Carson's game.

459
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,944
Every game from the last season.

460
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,599
Hacked his tablet,
pulled the film

461
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,055
and overlaid software from
the Kinetics Department

462
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,863
at Braddock University.

463
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,170
Now we can analyze Homeland's
every swing and pitch

464
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,606
for tendencies:

465
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,868
where hitters like the ball,

466
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,566
where they put the
ball into play,

467
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,872
how Carson pitches
lefties and righties.

468
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,179
Hacking a computer
must be cheating.

469
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,399
No. Just a federal crime.

470
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,531
Hmm. Good enough for me.
Keep at it.

471
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,446
I got the censors.
I'm gonna connect it

472
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,014
to some lithium batteries I have
in my bag and we're good to go.

473
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:15,800
Well, it was a mighty battle,
but alas, I was not victorious.

474
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,629
Time to go get out.Hey.

475
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,067
Stay positive.[phone rings]

476
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:25,549
ANNOUNCER: Now batting, Inmate 28291,
Sylvester Dodd. Walter, where are you?

477
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,551
Are you freaking kidding me?

478
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:30,163
I wish. Can you send Happy to
pick the lock?[Cabe grunting]

479
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,469
No. Downtown and
back with traffic?

480
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,993
The game will be over

481
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,448
and besides, we're already
down a player without Toby.

482
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,865
Why? Where's Toby?

483
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,085
You want to put
what in my steamer?

484
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,391
I work with Homeland
and we save people.

485
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,978
But there's this jerk
who wants to shut us down

486
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,066
if he can beat us at softball

487
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,569
but we can't win
'cause we're nerds,

488
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,720
but we'd have a much better shot

489
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,572
if you'd just let
me steam my balls.

490
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,487
Get out.

491
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,012
Sal, I wiped out and
shredded my knee.

492
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,666
No more deliveries for me.

493
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,110
You know,
I'm a really fast peddler.

494
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,061
[grunts]You know
those old commercials

495
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,628
where gorillas
throw luggage around

496
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,823
but never learn they won't get it open?
Well, that's you.

497
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,545
I don't see you doing anything.

498
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,937
Actually, I have a plan.

499
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,896
Pimp jewelry?

500
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,377
Yeah. I'm gonna pound the gold
into a thin piece of metal,

501
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,553
and then put it in the
lock like a key blank,

502
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,469
and then I'm going
to make a new key

503
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,428
to set us free.
That's all you need? A bracelet?

504
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:22,563
Well, yes, the bracelet...
and this.

505
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,695
Scorpion takes the field
for the top of the second.

506
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,219
Hold onto your seats.

507
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,526
This team's had more drops
than a DJ at Coachella.

508
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,572
God, I want to kill that guy.

509
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,008
Gonna be hard to get anyone out

510
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,488
without a first basemen.

511
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,595
Where the hell is your husband?

512
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,534
[bicycle bell dings]

513
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,145
Toby, what the hell?

514
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,624
Keep playing.
I'll be there soon.

515
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,193
Okay.

516
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,108
Okay. Yeah, it's flat enough.

517
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:49,155
Okay.

518
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,200
It's a perfect fit. Good job.

519
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,637
At least I have some value.

520
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,336
Would you drop it already
about the equity shares?

521
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,338
I didn't know money was
so important to you.

522
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,644
This is not about money.
This is about respect.

523
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,603
I gave my heart and
soul to Scorpion.

524
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,693
And I know I'm no brainiac,

525
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:09,000
but I always thought you
at least respected me.

526
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,741
Guess I was wrong.

527
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,660
Okay, we got the notch marks.

528
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,532
So let's make the key.

529
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,990
ANNOUNCER: Scorpion only
got out of that inning

530
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,146
after having another

531
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,974
ochodropped on their heads

532
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:29,151
like scented oil on
a baby at a baptism.

533
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,720
Except this team isn't
blessed, it's cursed.

534
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,635
I swear that guy
is gonna get it.

535
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,550
All right, guys.

536
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,942
I put their steamy balls back.

537
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,379
A lot of good it does us now.

538
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,858
They just hung eight runs on us.

539
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,730
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I not deliver a pizza

540
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,403
and fix a ballgame fast
enough for you, Merlin?

541
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,559
PAIGE: Hey.

542
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,082
No more arguing.
Patty, you're up.

543
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,214
I finished the censors.

544
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,582
I put foil on them,
so they'll buzz

545
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,391
when it detects an
object heading toward it.

546
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,003
Shirt's fabric is thin.

547
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,589
It won't affect the
censor's performance.

548
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,616
So, Walter lied to Paige about
that lecture being cancelled.

549
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,183
Not good. If he's lying,

550
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,012
it's 'cause he's
doing something shady.

551
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,494
This is bad 'cause without the
waitress, Walt falls apart.

552
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,191
And without Walt,
Scorpion falls apart.

553
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,237
Copy that.

554
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,456
So, speaking of
relationships on the fritz,

555
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,458
what is up with the
separate bank account?

556
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,678
It's just a stupid account.

557
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,114
No.
Happy, I-I totally understand

558
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,551
that in the foster home,
you had to keep a bag packed,

559
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,921
ready to fly if things didn't go
right, but this is about me.

560
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,425
I'm not a foster home.

561
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,469
This separate account

562
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,079
is your adult
version of a go-bag.

563
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,820
You're just packed
and ready to fly

564
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,102
if things don't
go right with us.

565
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,997
Orphans don't grow
up to be sharers.

566
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,085
That's all it is.

567
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,435
Hey, Patty struck out.

568
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,219
Toby's up. Fight later.

569
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,482
This discussion is not over.

570
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,224
ANNOUNCER: And Toby Curtis

571
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,139
goes down on three
straight pitches.

572
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,836
The good doctor must've
prescribed himself

573
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,404
30cc's of suck, 'cause I've seen

574
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,928
better swings at
condemned playgrounds.

575
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,713
Florence. Florence.

576
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,237
Uh, step to the back
of the batter's box.

577
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,934
Software says when
righties do that,

578
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,936
Carson pitches inside,

579
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,200
so turn your hips, pull the ball

580
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,960
and your odds of getting
on base will increase.

581
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,508
Got it.

582
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,424
I believe in you.

583
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,868
What'd you talk to her
about, Romeo?

584
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,558
Her hips.

585
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:12,689
[bat clinks]

586
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:13,908
Oh! Holy crap!

587
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,431
She got a hit!

588
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,085
MAN: Two, Homeland, two!

589
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,784
Ooh. [laughs]

590
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:21,872
PAIGE: Oh, man.

591
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,570
She's caught in a rundown.

592
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,745
ANNOUNCER: She's in a pickle.

593
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:25,746
Back and forth,

594
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,138
over and over.

595
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,882
Stupid jocks are mocking me.

596
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,057
What? Oh!

597
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,711
Oh, boy.

598
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,670
Get up! Whoa, whoa.
Are you crazy?!

599
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,846
That's for throwing balls
at my chemistry lab!

600
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,978
Bottom of the second ends
with a forearm shiver.

601
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:43,459
[shouting] Put me down!

602
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,441
Well,
it's almost mercy rule time.

603
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,467
Then we can celebrate
Homeland's title

604
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:55,819
by going to Ernesto's Tacos for
some delicious chimichangas.

605
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,928
They think they can blow us
out and then get some burritos?

606
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,258
Hell no!

607
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,800
The censors will buzz
when you're positioned

608
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,846
to field the ball.
You nerds have science on your side.

609
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,655
Now, let's shut them down or
Scorpion shuts down. You ready?!

610
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,743
ALL: Yeah!

611
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,180
♪

612
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:10,225
[device buzzing]

613
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,142
[device buzzing]

614
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,148
[device buzzing]

615
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,110
This some kind of joke?

616
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,349
SYLVESTER: Nope,
we've done our research.

617
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,591
Paige knows where to throw it.

618
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:29,940
That's where you're
gonna hit it.

619
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,862
[all cheering]UMPIRE: Out!

620
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:42,170
They got a 1-2-3
inning against us?

621
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,433
Come on, let's take the field!

622
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:47,958
Now this team's
acting like a team.

623
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,047
All right, Happy, go for it.

624
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,223
You know, not always the
best move to go for it.

625
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:55,749
Sometimes restraint is
a good quality to have.

626
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,969
Uh... okay.

627
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:01,145
All right, look alive,
Homeland, look alive.

628
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,321
Let's go.

629
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,238
Whoa. Whoa.

630
00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:08,631
That's an illegal pitch, punk!

631
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,198
Really?!
Retribution for the rundown?

632
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,591
Got away from me.

633
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,291
PAIGE: Come on, Happy![applause]

634
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,993
[grunts] Hey!

635
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:26,997
Lock the barn door and
send sister to bed. What?

636
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,695
We got a donnybrook.

637
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,436
[grunts]

638
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,004
Get off me!

639
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:37,094
I'm sticking up for you.

640
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,792
They threw at me 'cause of you.

641
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,987
You just do whatever you want.
To hell with the consequences.

642
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,622
This is not the time
for this discussion.

643
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:43,903
FLORENCE: What the
hell is your problem?

644
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,495
[sighs] How
wonderfully cathartic.

645
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:49,150
You clowns can't
even fight normal.

646
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,066
I-I should throw someone out,
but y-you tackled a teammate.

647
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,981
So play ball,

648
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,678
and no more fast-pitch, huh?

649
00:22:57,245 --> 00:23:00,944
Okay, okay. I'm cool.

650
00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:04,861
Happy,
apologize to Florence now.

651
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,213
I'm sorry.

652
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:12,173
I'm sorry for not realizing you
were a snake from the start.

653
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,001
I know about your
date with Walter.

654
00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:16,153
You're just an interloper
trying to break up Scorpion.

655
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:19,136
Ralph's dad tried,
Tim Armstrong tried;

656
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,747
ain't gonna let you do it.

657
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,229
Okay, I got a good
line on these notches,

658
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,448
now make these marks.

659
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,015
Whatever you say,
you're the boss.

660
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,670
I'm not your boss.
You work for the government.

661
00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:31,758
Okay.

662
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:34,108
So six millimeters deep,

663
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,763
eight millimeters wide,
and four and four.

664
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:39,461
And three and three.

665
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,855
CABE: Making the cuts.

666
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:44,074
Okay, I can take it from here.

667
00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:46,076
Maybe I should do that.

668
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,252
Please, Cabe, I've got it.
Not so hard.

669
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,428
[Walter grunts]

670
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,864
Uh...

671
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,475
The lock's jammed.

672
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,172
What do we do now?

673
00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,958
Don't ask me.
I just work for the government.

674
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,481
UMPIRE: Strike three.

675
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,483
Dyfrost, grab a bat.

676
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,138
Okay, the way I see it is we
can stop them from scoring,

677
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,444
but we still can't hit,

678
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,271
so that's the problem
we have to solve.

679
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,186
Well, I suck.
TOBY: I think I got it.

680
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,276
Guys, we got to reverse
what we did to Homeland.

681
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,669
We gave them soggy balls...

682
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,758
So we get our
balls nice and hot.

683
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,083
I wish you could hear yourselves.
UMPIRE: Strike one.

684
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,457
I'll be back.

685
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,939
Happy, I would like to speak to
you, please.

686
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,768
UMPIRE: Strike two.

687
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,206
Sal, I need your pizza oven.

688
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:32,558
Okay. You know where
Carter Avenue is?

689
00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,084
I take issue with
your accusations.

690
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:39,695
That lecture was 100% innocent.

691
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,131
Then why'd you get dressed up?

692
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,656
I didn't.
That's all that I had to wear.

693
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,111
Why didn't you tell
anyone that you went?

694
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,702
It didn't come up
in conversation.

695
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:48,724
Then why did Walter tell Paige
the lecture was cancelled?

696
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,098
UMPIRE: Strike one.
Why would he lie?

697
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,292
'Cause you two were on a date.

698
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:55,102
I have zero feelings for Walter.

699
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,538
Okay, that's bull.

700
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,168
For years, I pretended to
not be attracted to Toby,

701
00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,237
but I always knew that
he was sexy as hell.

702
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,259
[bicycle bell dings]Make way!
Hot balls coming through!

703
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:05,373
See? If you're so
worried about this,

704
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,767
why are you not asking
Walter these questions?

705
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,250
SYLVESTER: Hey, guys.
What questions?

706
00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,007
HAPPY: About what's going
on between her and Walt.

707
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:12,617
Something's going on
between you and Walt?

708
00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:15,775
No! We went to a lecture and
then he lied to Paige about it,

709
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:16,993
and I'm not sure why.

710
00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:19,692
All right, well,
most important thing

711
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,575
is that you don't have
any feelings for Walter,

712
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,130
so everything's okay.

713
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:24,871
Not if Walter has
butterflies for her.

714
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,394
Then all hell breaks loose.

715
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:27,961
All hell's gonna
break loose if Sly

716
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,286
doesn't get in the
on-deck circle.

717
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:30,616
When did you get here?

718
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,443
Been here awhile.
You should confront Walter.

719
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,184
TOBY: Why's everybody
under the bleachers?

720
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,537
Oh, cat's out of the bag, huh?

721
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,148
PAIGE: Ooh, good swing, Dyfrost.
You're right on it.

722
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,585
Guys, how 'bout some chatter?

723
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,413
Where the hell is everyone?

724
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:47,328
[grunts]

725
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:51,158
You're gonna separate
your shoulder.

726
00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,029
Suddenly,
you give a crap about me?

727
00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,659
You're gonna get hurt.
Get off me. Get off me!

728
00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:55,684
[key drops]

729
00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,515
You had the key the whole time?

730
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,299
What the hell, Walter?

731
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:15,530
You want to explain this to me?

732
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,923
WALTER: Uh...

733
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,099
I must've, uh, forgotten.

734
00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:21,623
Forgot? You're a genius.

735
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,583
You don't forget.
Didn't know it was there.

736
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,759
Damn it, Walter,

737
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:29,152
why the hell don't you want
us to go to this game?!

738
00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:32,634
'Cause I didn't want
you to see me play!

739
00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:38,074
I don't want you to see!

740
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:41,556
Son, it's just a game.

741
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,428
Oh, please,
in the history of fathers and sons,

742
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:45,952
it's never just a game.

743
00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:56,789
My father never came
to a science fair.

744
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,184
But one year I
signed up for soccer,

745
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,143
and he got so excited.

746
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:06,799
So I studied the rules,
I watched the pros on TV,

747
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,278
but in my first game,

748
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:11,455
an attacker came at me and,
uh, there was a collision

749
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:15,242
so I got disoriented and, um,
I tried to clear the ball,

750
00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:18,637
and I kicked it
into my own goal.

751
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,509
Then as I was

752
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:24,338
running to the sideline, I-I...

753
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:28,821
locked eyes with my father
just as the coach yelled at me.

754
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:33,042
He said, "O'Brien,
you play for the green team."

755
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:35,044
And, um...

756
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:39,962
And Dad looked away.

757
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:47,840
You were willing to
possibly lose Scorpion

758
00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:50,973
to save face in front of me?

759
00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,236
I embarrassed him.

760
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:59,547
I'm not strong
enough to withstand

761
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:03,072
embarrassing two
fathers in one lifetime.

762
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,359
ANNOUNCER: A nightmare
sixth for Homeland

763
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:12,995
as Scorpion had more runs
than Aunt Tilly's stockings.

764
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:17,347
Closing the gap to 16-15,
the ball jumping off their bats.

765
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,021
PAIGE: Toby's hot balls have
really caused some damage.

766
00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:20,524
Word choice.

767
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:22,589
Wait, hold on. I'm serious, you guys.
We can win this.

768
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,287
We hold them here,
then come back and score,

769
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,747
which isn't an issue
for us anymore.

770
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,203
CARSON: Hey,
these balls have been tampered with.

771
00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:28,924
You were saying?

772
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:31,318
Right here.
It's got loose stitching.

773
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,841
Yeah, that's made in China.

774
00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,079
CATCHER: All their
balls are coming apart.

775
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:36,932
[sniffs] And they
smell like pepperoni.

776
00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,326
They may or may not have been
in an oven at some point.

777
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:40,588
Cheaters!

778
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,546
Technically not.
I checked, repeatedly.

779
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,939
Okay, moving forward.

780
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:47,551
From now on,
everyone's using Homeland's balls.

781
00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:49,815
Understood?

782
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,555
MAN: Come on, two innings left.
Let's go!

783
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:53,993
Okay, so we can't hit
with steamy balls,

784
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,646
so we're finished.
I can get help.

785
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:58,214
I'll be right back,
but you'll have to play with one man down.

786
00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,434
No, you won't.PAIGE:
Took you long enough.

787
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,566
Excuse me,
I have to go pitch now.

788
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,568
I lost the key. It's my fault.

789
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,832
We're taking the field now,

790
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:07,983
but as soon as the
half-inning's over,

791
00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:08,877
you and Toby are
gonna have a talk.

792
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,183
Okay.

793
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:12,011
You don't need to sit this
out, son.

794
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,013
Running from your fears
only exhausts you.

795
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,449
You can sub for Dyjob.

796
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,798
Actually, it's Dyfrost.

797
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,017
Shut up.

798
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,019
Scorpion's only down
one run without me.

799
00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:22,282
It would be illogical to
shake up the team chemistry

800
00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:24,458
at this point.

801
00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,289
Here you go.

802
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:30,483
Thanks for supporting
our charity.

803
00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,466
Hey.

804
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,555
How long you been a Dodgers fan?

805
00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:36,252
Uh, not a baseball fan.
A physics fan.

806
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,777
Your home runs are perfect
parabolic manifestations

807
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,387
of Newton's third law.

808
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,171
Um, who should I
make this out to?

809
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,782
I don't want your autograph.

810
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,021
I saw online that you were here
today, and I came for help.

811
00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:47,307
I'm on a team of geniuses

812
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,588
and I need you to play
on our softball team.

813
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:51,572
The outcome could
impact world safety.

814
00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:53,617
Security.

815
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:56,011
Just wanted to talk to him!

816
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,495
Okay, Kyle Dirk,

817
00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:05,716
let's find your limo driver's
number in your calendar.

818
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,893
We want a hitter!

819
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,895
Not a babysitter!

820
00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:12,723
We want a batter!
Not an old man's bladder!

821
00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,639
RINGTONE: Attaboy. Attaboy.

822
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:16,921
Hap,
I'm a little busy right now.

823
00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:18,381
Okay, I need you to use that

824
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,576
manipulative shrink
brain of yours

825
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,880
and call Kyle
Dirk's limo driver.

826
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,212
Pretend to be his manager,

827
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,432
and tell him to run down
the street to get Dirk

828
00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:28,000
a sandwich for the ride home.
And hurry.

829
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:30,195
The event's winding down and
Dirk will be out any second.

830
00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:32,589
[bat clinks]Okay, but I'm a little
concerned 'cause it sounds like

831
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,852
you're gonna kidnap baseball star
Kyle Dirk. PAIGE: Toby! Toby! Toby!

832
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,375
Toby! Paige,
I'm a little busy right now.

833
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:39,141
I'll get right on it.

834
00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,542
[engine starts]

835
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,109
Crap.

836
00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:55,201
Okay, let's hit it.

837
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:58,334
ANNOUNCER: Bottom of the
seventh, Scorpion's down by one.

838
00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,075
Will they score?

839
00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:03,078
An ironic question considering,
from the look of the fellas,

840
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,950
these guys spent their
high school years

841
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,144
wondering if they'd ever score.

842
00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:09,041
That's it. I am kicking his ass.

843
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:15,438
Okay, uh, Walt, uh,
it's time for our talk.

844
00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,179
Flo, you, too.

845
00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,183
Hey, I am tired of
you razzing my guys.

846
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:23,098
You want to know
the one thing lamer

847
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:25,361
than a bunch of
nerds playing sports?

848
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:28,060
The guy who makes
fun of those nerds.

849
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:30,714
And I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock.

850
00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,630
One more word out of you,
and my foot and your gooty

851
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:37,069
are gonna have an unpleasant meeting.
Got it?

852
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:40,072
By "gooty," do you mean wiener?

853
00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:44,859
Then I got you loud and
clear, sister.

854
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:52,649
That is one hell of a woman.

855
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,477
[bat clinks]It was a white lie.

856
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,001
Paige taught me all
about white lies.

857
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:58,003
I did it because I
knew she'd feel bad

858
00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:00,266
that I overheard her
mocking the lecture.

859
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:02,050
I told you, it was all benign.

860
00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,183
It's a white lie
if you brought me.

861
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,924
Bringing a woman,
that's a tan lie.

862
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,621
Bringing a woman that
you dreamt about,

863
00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:08,970
that's a brown lie.

864
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:11,016
Bringing a woman that
you dreamt about kissing?

865
00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:13,192
That's a blacklie.Preposterous.

866
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,324
If it's a white
lie, go tell her.

867
00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,196
Okay, maybe it was beige.

868
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:18,719
But the important thing is,

869
00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:21,156
that I have no
feelings for Florence.

870
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,246
Yes, that's the important
thing, that you guys have no

871
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,050
romantic feelings for
each other whatsoever...

872
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:28,163
for Scorpion's sake.

873
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,948
PATTY: Great.
So, everything's settled?

874
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:30,992
When did you get here?

875
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,356
Been here awhile.
I'm up to speed.

876
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:36,824
Hey... what the hell
are you guys doing?

877
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,260
Get back in the dugout.

878
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:44,875
Hey, what are we doing here?

879
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:48,618
Oh, God! Relax.
I've got the doors locked,

880
00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:51,099
but I'm not a psycho. Here.

881
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,927
Scroll the files.

882
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,407
Baseball's a game of statistics.

883
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,409
Look at my team's numbers.

884
00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,063
We've stopped a tsunami, nukes,

885
00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,673
saved over seven billion people,

886
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:01,283
and one puppy on a slow day.

887
00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:03,851
DIRK: I saw this
dog on the news.

888
00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,940
Had one just like
it when I was a kid.

889
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,246
It's a long story,

890
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:10,118
but we can't help people
and pups in the future

891
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,599
if we lose this game.

892
00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:13,643
Please.

893
00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:15,123
[sighs]

894
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,430
After a strikeout by a wizard,

895
00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:20,476
and a pop-up by the enchanting Ms.
Dineen,

896
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,132
it all falls on the shoulders
of Inmate Number 58432...

897
00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:28,397
My future stepson Ralph.

898
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,313
I know you're scared,
but I believe in you 100%.

899
00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:33,117
Guys, we got Kyle Dirk,
he's gonna give us one at bat.

900
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:35,143
Ralph, go hit the bench.

901
00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:36,840
Whoa. I don't know what the hell

902
00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:39,147
Kyle Dirk is doing
here, but he can't play.

903
00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,280
He's not a part of Scorpion.
Yes, he is.

904
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:44,413
Read it and weep, chump.
Let me see that.

905
00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:47,373
[sighs] "One-day contract.

906
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:50,854
Hired to get stuff
off of high shelves."

907
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:53,422
I guess a contract's a contract,

908
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,338
so let's play ball and
end this madness already.

909
00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:59,167
One at bat.

910
00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:02,649
CARSON: Ridiculous.

911
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:05,434
You want technicalities?
All right.

912
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,088
I'll give you technicalities.

913
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,370
HAPPY: All right, come
on, Kyle, let's go.

914
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:09,438
[all cheering]

915
00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:18,360
Hit batsman,
take your base.[catcher chuckles]

916
00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,014
ANNOUNCER: Holy
smoke![drops bat]

917
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,798
Carson out-thunk the geniuses.

918
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,235
Come on. CABE: Come on!

919
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,933
Well, I kidnapped
someone for nothing.

920
00:34:29,328 --> 00:34:30,894
These people are nuts.

921
00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:33,810
HAPPY: Hey, where are you going?

922
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:36,857
Well,
looks like Kyle's going home.

923
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,598
Guess it's up to me.

924
00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:40,295
So much on the line,

925
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,471
and your nose is
buried in a book?

926
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,517
Strange.

927
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,259
It's... interesting.

928
00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:50,436
[chuckles] I see.

929
00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,698
Ow, ow, ow!

930
00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:53,352
Ow, my leg, ow!

931
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,744
That's your hamstring.

932
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,224
See, I'm a real doctor.

933
00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:57,791
PAIGE: Ralph,
go pinch-run for Kyle.

934
00:34:57,834 --> 00:35:00,098
Walter,
you're the last one on the bench.

935
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:02,361
You'll have to hit.

936
00:35:08,932 --> 00:35:12,197
ANNOUNCER: Team Scorpion's replaced
Kyle Dirk with an eighth grader.

937
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,590
Not since the Red
Sox traded Babe Ruth

938
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:17,637
for completion funds for musical
No, No, Nanette

939
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,074
has there been such
a fiasco trade.

940
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,294
Hey, you want me to
come back up there?

941
00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:23,643
Kinda.

942
00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:25,993
Cecil, may I have a moment?

943
00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:27,821
You got to put the
tape on and play.

944
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:31,477
My leg is fine.
You need this, Walter,

945
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,654
more than Cabe needs help with
you carrying sports equipment.

946
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:37,135
When I found out that was your
reason for not being here,

947
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,615
I surmised you were
ducking the fight.

948
00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:42,531
What was it that traumatized
you, huh?

949
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:43,813
A dropped pop-up
in grade school?

950
00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:45,752
A ball between your
legs in Little League?

951
00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:48,146
[quietly]: I can't perform
sports in front of others.

952
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,235
Especially Cabe.

953
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,429
Childhood events affecting us

954
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:52,889
for the rest of our
lives is tragic.

955
00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:55,196
I'm not gonna let that happen to
you, Walter.

956
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:59,026
The way to peace is
through the fire.

957
00:36:00,419 --> 00:36:01,768
[Walter groans]

958
00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:03,572
CARSON: Come on, guys.
Let's finish these guys off.

959
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,553
Embrace the experience.

960
00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:07,948
UMPIRE: Let's go, batter up.

961
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:09,079
Walter...

962
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:11,691
I can see you're going
through something,

963
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:14,215
but I have faith in you.

964
00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:29,709
[sighs]

965
00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:32,015
It's almost certain
I'll make an out.

966
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:34,298
If you're going for a pep talk,
not the best way to start.

967
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:35,932
And we'll lose our
government contract,

968
00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,673
be back where we
were four years ago,

969
00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,458
installing routers in diners.

970
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,155
Not getting any better.

971
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,854
I'm glad we're all
wearing the same shirts.

972
00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:47,770
It shows we're a team.

973
00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:49,511
And you all pulled together

974
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:52,253
as a team to get
us within one run.

975
00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:55,387
And that's to save Scorpion.

976
00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:58,781
We're all giving 100.75%.
Except for Sly.

977
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:01,306
He's giving 100.70.

978
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:04,222
I was wrong about the shares.
I'm sorry. I'll rectify it.

979
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:07,877
Because... we're Team Scorpion.

980
00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:10,053
I don't want our last
day to be one where

981
00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,708
we were at each other's throats.

982
00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,275
I know we're about
to lose everything,

983
00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:18,714
but I want to say thank
you for being my teammates.

984
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:21,500
CATCHER: Save the
speeches for later.

985
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,694
Damn allergies are killing me.

986
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,000
I want to get off
this field already!

987
00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,809
Let's go!

988
00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:28,550
MAN: Let's go, blue!

989
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:38,908
Seriously, hurry up!

990
00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,695
PAIGE: Let's go, Walter.

991
00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,653
ANNOUNCER: O'Brien
heads to the plate.

992
00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,307
The tension's thick as thieves.

993
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,091
CABE: You got this, Walt.
Come on.

994
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:50,790
[sputters]

995
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,574
Come on, man,
you can't use that stuff.

996
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:54,663
The sap helps me grip the bat.

997
00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:56,752
It's just like rosin, it's legal.
Play ball.

998
00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:58,754
[applause]

999
00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:00,365
HAPPY: Come on, Walt.

1000
00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,411
Strike one.

1001
00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:05,084
MAN: Come on, let's get a move on.
Come on.

1002
00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:07,546
He's afraid to swing.
TOBY: Maybe.

1003
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:08,914
I think he's up to something.
Look.

1004
00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:10,853
[sneezes]

1005
00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:11,898
I got allergies.

1006
00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,292
PAIGE: Here we go, Walter.

1007
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,858
[applause]

1008
00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,904
UMPIRE: Strike two!

1009
00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:20,428
Oh, man,
am I really one strike away

1010
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:21,734
from going back to the diner?

1011
00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,057
ANNOUNCER: Two
strikes, two outs.

1012
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,780
Tying run on first.

1013
00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:28,175
[blowing] Come on, man.

1014
00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,438
We playing ball,
or you making floral arrangements?

1015
00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,092
Just checking wind current.

1016
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,877
[applause]

1017
00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,881
[sneezes]

1018
00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,274
Passed ball, batter can run.

1019
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,860
TOBY: All right, go, Walter!
CARSON: Play's to first!

1020
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,364
TOBY: Go, go, go, go, go!

1021
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:44,583
UMPIRE: Safe!

1022
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,934
[grunts] He totally
planned that.

1023
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:49,892
Guess reading that rule
book was not for naught.

1024
00:38:49,936 --> 00:38:52,068
ANNOUNCER: Homeland lets
the winning run on first.

1025
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:55,637
Hey... remember all
Carson put you through.

1026
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:58,858
Pretend his head is the ball
and beat the snot out of it.

1027
00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:02,644
CARSON: We got the lead right now.
Let's get this out.

1028
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:05,386
HAPPY: Come on, Cabe.

1029
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,954
ANNOUNCER: Now batting
for Sylvester Dodd,

1030
00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:11,131
a handsome gentleman with
a great head of hair.

1031
00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:15,396
[cheering]

1032
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,355
Ball one, outside.

1033
00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:18,704
ANNOUNCER: 1-0, two outs.

1034
00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:21,359
Bottom of the seventh.

1035
00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,797
Ball two, outside.

1036
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,886
Time! Time! Cabe.

1037
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,889
There's fear markers
all over this guy.

1038
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,412
He's scared to pitch to you,

1039
00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,109
but intentional
walks are illegal.

1040
00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:34,894
He's just trying to
make your free pass

1041
00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:36,437
look like an accident so
he can pitch to Patty,

1042
00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,047
who's a great kid,
but only thing she ever hit

1043
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,202
was a "shift" key.

1044
00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:40,465
So, what do I do?

1045
00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:42,815
Well,
your ego got us into this mess.

1046
00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:45,078
How 'bout Carson's
ego gets us out of it?

1047
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:47,341
His friends and colleagues
are all watching this.

1048
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,299
Why don't you provoke this guy?

1049
00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,518
[applause]

1050
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,998
HAPPY: Let him have it, Cabe.

1051
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,236
All right, Cabe, look alive.
Let's go, Cabe!

1052
00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,870
Hey,
you gonna throw one near me,

1053
00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,872
or are you too chicken?

1054
00:39:56,916 --> 00:40:00,049
UMPIRE: Play ball! Batter up.

1055
00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:03,966
Ball three.

1056
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,968
And no more fast-pitch.

1057
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,492
Was that his fast pitch?

1058
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:10,495
I've seen more heat
off an Easy-Bake Oven.

1059
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:14,281
Come on, take me on like a man.

1060
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:15,456
Or you gonna walk me?

1061
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,632
Let your guys see
who you really are.

1062
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,982
[sniffs, clears throat]

1063
00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,249
[cheering]

1064
00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:28,469
ANNOUNCER: Brylcreem
rips it down the line!

1065
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:29,557
[all shouting]

1066
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:32,255
Cut off! Cut off!

1067
00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:34,649
CARSON: Play's to home!

1068
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,825
Home!
SYLVESTER: He lost the ball.

1069
00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:39,872
Walter, come on home!
PAIGE: Go, Walter, go!

1070
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,569
[all cheering]

1071
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,658
Slide!

1072
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,443
You're out!

1073
00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,357
[coughs] [laughs]

1074
00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:50,622
You're out.
You missed the plate.

1075
00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:53,929
Yeah, but...
you missed the ball.

1076
00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:56,628
There we go.

1077
00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:57,977
Safe!

1078
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,196
ANNOUNCER: Do you
believe in science?

1079
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,111
[all cheering]

1080
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:04,679
Scorpion wins! Scorpion wins!

1081
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:06,855
Scorpion wins!

1082
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,248
[cheering, laughing]

1083
00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,081
[whooping]

1084
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:19,041
Hey, hey, you did it!
You did it.

1085
00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:20,584
I don't care if you want
a separate bank account.

1086
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:21,928
If you want one,
you can have one.

1087
00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:23,282
No, I don't want a
backup plan with you.

1088
00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,526
I don't need one. Yes!

1089
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:28,050
[all cheering]

1090
00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:30,313
♪

1091
00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:33,882
♪ One, two

1092
00:41:33,926 --> 00:41:35,667
♪ One, two, three, four

1093
00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,799
♪

1094
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,991
♪ I want a numero uno

1095
00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:57,602
♪

1096
00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:01,127
♪ From Ernesto's Tacos

1097
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:05,653
♪ Yeah, a numero uno

1098
00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:08,961
♪ From Ernesto's Tacos

1099
00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,832
♪ Yeah, yeah, ow, yeah

1100
00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:13,095
♪

1101
00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:22,061
♪ They got tacos, burritos

1102
00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:24,019
Great game, guys.

1103
00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:26,805
TOBY: You know who did the least?
Kyle Dirk.

1104
00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:29,068
PAIGE: Right?
Anyone can get hit by a pitch.

1105
00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:31,287
HAPPY: Got to say,
he kind of let me down.

1106
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:33,333
WALTER: We should
join the league.

1107
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,117
CABE: Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

1108
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:37,032
♪ They call me Queso Blanco.

1109
00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:39,208
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1110
00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:59,664
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