1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:06,719 There's a certain time every morning, after the bedpans have been emptied, 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,032 that a calm washes over the place and you can't help but feel peaceful. 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:15,398 Holy Vishnu. We've been working together a while. Could you not whistle at me? 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,472 You're right, we have been working together for a while. 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,348 I wouldn't know how long unless I consulted my Friends for Life calendar 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,192 that I keep in my hope chest. 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,555 I make Dr Cox's rants work for me. 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,108 I catch up on paperwork, I look after patients. 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,998 - Can you check on Mrs Ship? - You got it, Bambi. 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,799 I take care of official things that have to get done. 11 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,269 - You're a jerk. - You're a jerk. 12 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,432 Long story short there, Molly, I will always whistle at you 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:45,389 like you're a blond with big bombs and I'm a construction worker out of prison. 14 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,550 - Is that clear? - Crystal. 15 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:52,236 I'm applying for a fellowship. I could really use a letter of recommendation. 16 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,756 Instead of using a girl's name, could you refer to me as Dr Dorian? 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,796 It sounds more professional. 18 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,350 Frankly, each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside. 19 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:06,389 Look, Janis, Denise, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,439 Let me share something with you that I like to call Perry's Perspective. 21 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,034 One, if someone in front of me at the coffee shop 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:17,238 can't decide what they want in half an hour, I should be allowed to kill them. 23 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:20,232 Two, I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the Internet, 24 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,630 there'd only be one website left called Bring Back The Porn. 25 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:27,679 Three, and most importantly, the only way to be respected as a doctor, 26 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,479 nay, respected as a man, is to be an island. 27 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,994 You are born alone, you damn sure die alone. 28 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,991 Isn't that right, Spike? 29 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:39,631 The point is, and you might wanna jot this down, only the weak need help. 30 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,756 I should get that tattooed on my neck. 31 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,956 Good afternoon, Sacred Heart. 32 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,077 Your chief of medicine just said good afternoon, people. 33 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,230 Good afternoon. 34 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,788 Dr Jeffrey Steadman, world-class suck-up, 35 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,156 especially since the residency director position opened up. 36 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,232 - Dr Cox, you know Dr Steadman. - You're a doctor? 37 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,915 All this time I thought that you were some kind of parasitic creature 38 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,436 who lived shoulder-deep inside Big Bob's colon. 39 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,354 - If only, sir. - Well, I'm off to fluid rounds. 40 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,351 To fluid rounds. 41 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,236 In the new dolphin show, Sean does this impression of a blowfish 42 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,312 that will totally crack you guys up. Show them. 43 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,757 What the hell? That's not funny. All he did was this. 44 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,438 You're not doing it right. 45 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,511 It's never fun being the fifth wheel, 46 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,751 especially when one of those wheels is Elliot's boyfriend. 47 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,308 I had decided to take the high road. 48 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,994 Is this regular? I asked you to order me a diet. 49 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,150 That is diet. 50 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,798 I don't understand. 51 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,838 I'm so careful about what I eat. I keep putting on weight. 52 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,639 It's all the regular soda, Sean. 53 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,190 Enjoy. 54 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,473 All right, that's enough. 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:10,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 56 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,357 I'm leaving the day after tomorrow 57 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,591 to study the fishing industry's impact on Maui dolphins. 58 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,514 They're endangered and could actually be wiped off the face of the earth. 59 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,189 Fascinating stuff, Sean. 60 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,431 I used to date that girl. 61 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,556 Hello, boys. 62 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,519 Hi, I'm Elliot. So, you guys used to date? 63 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:45,118 - Nice to see you, Sean. - You too, Mary... An... ge... Elizabeth. 64 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,477 Goodbye, boys. 65 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,994 It's always awkward when you run into an ex. 66 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,516 - Don't know how JD and Elliot do it. - Do what? 67 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,750 I've gotta stop this. Kick him. 68 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,519 You OK, baby? How they have sex every year and still manage to stay friends. 69 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,752 We actually hadn't had a chance to talk about that yet. But thank you. 70 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,558 We want to do stuff to you. 71 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,837 Crap, the Janitor. And he's with Sloppy Joe Guy. 72 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,559 Distract them before they do what they planned. 73 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,438 - We were thinking... - I've got a riddle for you. 74 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:26,718 - This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening. 75 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,758 Two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel. 76 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:33,913 - So what are they? - It's a riddle. You figure it out. 77 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,914 Troy, get your hat. We're going to the bank. 78 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,194 Post-op diagnosis: Acute cholecystitis. 79 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,955 Estimated blood loss: 150cc and... 80 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,038 Patient transferred to recovery room awake and stable. Hey, baby. 81 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,075 - Notice anything different? - Your tongue went counterclockwise? 82 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,156 Green scrubs. I'm covering for one of the surgical nurses. 83 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:23,030 We could use the extra cash, plus we get to work side by side for two days. 84 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,953 - Isn't that great? - So great. 85 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,636 JD and I slept together. It's not that big a deal. 86 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,633 Betty from work, how would you feel if I told you we slept together? 87 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,280 I'd be disturbed, because Betty is a harp seal. 88 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,670 But a harp seal who's smart, funny, and totally gets me. 89 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,194 Is anyone in more hell than me right now? 90 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,078 Dude, we're going to the caff so I can tell all the boys 91 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,879 about my date with Strangely Attractive Intern. 92 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,552 You in? 93 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,234 I think Turk is a little more mature than that. 94 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,437 She's right. But, honey, what I think you're missing here 95 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:04,116 is that not only is she attractive, but she's strangely attractive. 96 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,591 Guys, I can't go. 97 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,155 "I'll miss you" high-five. 98 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,918 Isn't that a coincidence? Thank you for coming by. 99 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,390 I'm sure we're gonna be in touch with you real soon. 100 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:27,031 Our nanny just walked out the door. She has great credentials. 101 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,634 She's got great, huge, perky credentials. 102 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,915 She's out. Besides, she's too expensive. 103 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:37,358 About that, I've been thinking about going after that residency director job. 104 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,476 Residency director? 105 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:43,314 But if you did that, you'd be taking a positive step in your life. 106 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,836 - I know. - Quick, first place we made love? 107 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,434 Give me a break. We've never "made love". 108 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,432 It is you. I'm so proud I could poo. 109 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:56,479 Seriously, it's great. And it's a board decision, so I can help you out. 110 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,788 - No. - Yes. 111 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,075 I'm serious. I don't believe in it. 112 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:04,438 I'd make you swear on a Bible, but holy stuff makes your skin sizzle. 113 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,637 - So just promise me. - Fine. No help. 114 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,631 Great. 115 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,154 - Holy cow. - You're hired. 116 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,390 I cannot believe you're still angry. 117 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:25,110 I'm not angry. Die. Rot in hell. 118 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,473 - I got it. - Yes, JD and I work together. 119 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,473 But it's not like we're crazy close. It's not like we have inside jokes. 120 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,755 We definitely don't do this. 121 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:47,034 Good evening, Elliot. This is your Great Aunt Sally. 122 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,588 - Are you there? - I have to get that. 123 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,274 Guess you're at Sean's. Good thing we're so close 124 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,669 or I couldn't impersonate your Aunt Sally. 125 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:58,753 By the way, I ran into Eye Patch this morning. Said to tell you "honka honka." 126 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,679 It's just an inside... joke. 127 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,271 Doctors. 128 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,473 Come on. Two coins. 30 cents. No nickels. 129 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,791 Come on. You can do this. You went to Harvard, for God's sake. 130 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,155 Relax. I figured it out. 131 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,790 You gave me a penny 132 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,190 and what appears to be a button 133 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,635 on which you've written "29 cents". 134 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,040 - Can't we just kill him? - No. 135 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,472 That's what he wants us to do. 136 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,559 Just a real nice helmet there, princess. 137 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,029 Actually, it's not a helmet. It's a hair-met. 138 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,556 It has extra room so you don't mess up your hairdo. 139 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,155 Fair enough. I'm gonna write you a prescription for two testicles. 140 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,435 Get this filled out whenever you want. 141 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,637 But right now I'm going after that residency-director gig 142 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,792 and you're joining me for a board-member meet-and-greet. 143 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,269 Will you write my recommendation? Goodbye. 144 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,158 Give me a break, I'll write what you want. We gotta go. 145 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,118 Fine. Let me just fix my hair. Wait. 146 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:21,352 - I don't have to. - Good God. 147 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,714 - Scalpel. - Scalpel what? 148 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,711 Scalpel, please. 149 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,554 Here you go, baby. Sorry. Dr Baby. 150 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,915 Shall we proceed, Dr Baby? 151 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,753 You know, papi, this guy looks a lot like your waxer. 152 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,559 - The Todd says, what now? - Nothing. 153 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,950 She meant her waxer cos... We're working, guys. 154 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,191 - No, I wanna hear this. - It's no big deal. 155 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,113 I make Turk wax his chest so he doesn't give me a rash. 156 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,194 Does she also make you wax your vagina? 157 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,870 Sterile high-five. 158 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,389 Are you even gonna talk to me? 159 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,550 I'm sorry. I didn't tell you I slept with JD. That was a mistake. 160 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,359 We do talk all the time and have inside jokes. 161 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,716 He met my Great Aunt Sally and my demented great uncle, 162 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,759 who wears an eye patch and goes "honka honka" when he poops. 163 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,674 And now you hate me. 164 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,673 I don't hate you. I'm not even that mad at you. 165 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,513 - You're not? - No. 166 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,395 How do I explain this? 167 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,313 You know when you have bad news to give to someone, 168 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,234 you try to make them look bad by blowing a small thing out of proportion? 169 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:49,189 Totally. I'm so glad it has nothing to do with us. 170 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:55,913 The trip that I'm leaving on tomorrow, it's a lot longer than I let on. 171 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,753 What, like three days? 172 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,400 - No. - Four days? 173 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,233 - Six months. - Five days? 174 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,118 - Love your hair-met. - Love yours. 175 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,991 It was amazing to see how much Dr Cox actually wanted this job, 176 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,719 and how much he was willing to put up with to get it. 177 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,270 The wife and I ended up buying Egyptian Cotton bed sheets. 178 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,158 What's the thread count on those bad boys? 179 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,074 I guess it was just amazing to see how much he cared. 180 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,031 - Gotta go. - Well, well, well. 181 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,669 Snip my pickle and call me Shlomo. 182 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,672 You're not actually applying for residency director? 183 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,912 I like to think I've accomplished plenty of things more difficult than this. 184 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,709 Just yesterday morning, I somehow managed to hack into your voicemail 185 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,315 and change the outgoing message to "Hi, this is Big Bob." 186 00:11:55,400 --> 00:12:00,030 "I'm not in right now, but at the beep leave your name and your penis size." 187 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,475 Perry, have you ever wondered 188 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:06,030 why you've never risen above clinical staff at this hospital? 189 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:10,432 Come on, pal. Who do you think the board listens to 190 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,511 concerning promotions around here? 191 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,511 Why don't I tell you after the beep? 192 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,434 - Beep. - Bob Kelso. Ten inches. 193 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,390 It's like a baguette. 194 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:35,552 I can't tell you how awesome it was today watching you work. 195 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,551 I know, right? 196 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,876 But Schmitty heard Nurse Green's been dying to cover surgery. 197 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,349 I said you wouldn't mind if she took your place. 198 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,638 Schmitty's been trying to hit that for like a minute. I had to hook him up. 199 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,711 You understand, right? 200 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:55,635 Sure. I'm glad we could help Schmitty hit that. 201 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:02,633 Relationships can be tricky, especially the ones that have barely begun. 202 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:07,475 I'm crazy about you, but I've been going over this in my head all week. 203 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:11,348 I've been in a long-distance relationship before. It was a disaster. 204 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,910 I believe a couple has a better chance if they just cut the cord 205 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,278 and know that if it's meant to be, fate will bring them back together. 206 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,590 You know? 207 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,791 Totally. 208 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,476 Elliot's in a relationship, so I can't stop thinking about her. 209 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,710 I just have to accept it and move on. 210 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,793 - I guess this is goodbye. - Good what? 211 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,276 Look, this doesn't have to be some huge sad thing. 212 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:57,119 It's OK. They didn't see you. What the...? 213 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,158 I know. It's just hard. 214 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,431 Bees. 215 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:14,315 I'm gonna scrub my hands and do the scrub-my-hands dance. 216 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,676 Christopher. I know it's a complicated procedure, 217 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,309 but this afternoon I want you to assist me on a gastric bypass. 218 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,436 A gastric bypass? 219 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,909 - I'm going to the show? - You've earned it. 220 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,992 You really turned it up a notch in surgery yesterday. 221 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,789 I don't know if you had a lucky charm, but something was different. 222 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,117 Hey, baby. What's up? 223 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:50,352 You know, I've been thinking. That was a lot of fun working together. 224 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,871 How long you been thinking that? 225 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,349 Ever since Dr Wen offered me a gastric bypass 226 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,353 because I was so amazing yesterday, and I realised you're the reason why. 227 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,793 Really? 228 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,111 In high school, this girlfriend annoyed the crap out of me, 229 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:09,193 but when she came to a basketball game, I played like crazy, out of my mind, 230 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,840 because all of a sudden I was playing for her. 231 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,673 I wanted to make her proud. You understand? 232 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:18,469 I'm so annoying, you can't stand working with me for even two days. 233 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,835 Now you have something to gain, you want me. 234 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,151 - Exactly. Thank you. - I didn't hear an apology in there. 235 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,310 All I heard was nonsense. 236 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,198 You never asked how I felt about us working together. 237 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:33,159 Plus, you embarrassed me in front of my co-workers. 238 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,835 - You were a pain. - You know what? Maybe I was a pain. 239 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,957 Do you know how many times you're a pain and I just let it go? 240 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,190 Like when you follow me from room to room, 241 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,238 - even when I go to the bathroom. - I like to be with you. 242 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,199 Pain. Or how you've decided that me making eye contact with you 243 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,716 is my way of saying, "Please grab my breasts." Don't. 244 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,360 Or your Aaron Neville impression... 245 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,159 - I don't do an Aaron Neville. - Laverne. 246 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,874 The biggest pain is that you know I'd go into that operating room with you 247 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,679 if you just apologised, but you're too stubborn. 248 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,671 I am now. 249 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,397 Tell me this there, Pippi. 250 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,278 - Are you allergic to bee stings? - I don't know. Why? 251 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:23,275 It's just that it looks so painful and possibly infected, I must flick it. 252 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:28,559 This only happened because my hair-met got stolen at your stupid suck-up fest. 253 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,394 Now, I took the liberty of writing the recommendation you promised me. 254 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,029 You sign below where it says, "He makes me proud to be a doctor" 255 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,396 and above where it says "He ain't too hard on the eyes either." 256 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,268 This must be a very proud day for you. 257 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,954 You can't make me feel guilty for asking for help. 258 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,349 That's just the way the world works. 259 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,194 Most people actually like helping out the people around them. 260 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:56,956 Carla would do anything to help out Turk, no matter what the situation. 261 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:02,114 He didn't apologise, so back the hell off. He messes up and I'm the one... 262 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,351 Still, you don't think asking for help makes you look weak. 263 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,079 You're afraid of putting yourself out there. 264 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,038 That's why you're never gonna get anywhere. 265 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,031 Thank you for this. 266 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,799 In hospitals, even though you're surrounded by hundreds of people, 267 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,952 it's still so easy to get lost in your own thoughts. 268 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,871 Have you been drinking? 269 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,430 Here I am, trying not to let fear rule my life anymore. 270 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:43,470 Sean moves away and I don't even have the guts to tell him how I feel. 271 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,314 Life's too short not to go for it with Elliot. Sean's out of the picture. 272 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,152 Stop being such a chicken. 273 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,755 I know it's a complicated procedure, but I can do it without Carla. 274 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,512 What am I so scared of? 275 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,831 That I might get this job and have no one to blame it on if I fail? 276 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,672 Good Lord, I'm pathetic. 277 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,274 When was the last time he ever apologised? 278 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,830 I wanna help him, but in a lot of ways I guess I'm as stubborn as he is. 279 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,516 I wish I could make sense out of this. 30 cents, to be exact. Damn riddle. 280 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,910 Easy, Janitor. You'll get this. 281 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,436 - Sorry. - No problem, little lady. 282 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,512 I've never left a soul behind. Got your ticket? 283 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,114 No. I just need to talk to my... 284 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,435 You hate long-distance relationships, but six months is nothing. 285 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,877 It'll be hard and we'll go a long time without sex, but I can go that long. 286 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,712 I am a sex camel. 287 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,596 Look, the point is, I'm not ready for this relationship to end. 288 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,433 Even if you break my heart right now, it's OK. 289 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,354 I'd regret it more if I didn't take this shot. 290 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,000 So what do you say? 291 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,989 - We solved your dumb game. - We been to the libary. 292 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,640 Brary. Troy, library. 293 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,598 Anyway, what two coins, when you put 'em together, 294 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,956 make 30 cents, and one of them isn't a nickel? 295 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:47,195 A penny and 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, 296 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,431 today worth exactly 29 cents. 297 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,989 No. The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel. 298 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,719 No, because you said one of them isn't a nickel. 299 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,791 Right. The other one is. 300 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,074 - You lied to me. - No. It's a riddle. 301 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,356 Your face is red like a strawbrary. 302 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,476 Pride's a funny thing. 303 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,471 Don't have kids. 304 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,469 So, shall we all just agree that Dr Steadman 305 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,393 is our new residency director and get outta here? 306 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:31,395 If anyone wants to stop by my condo to celebrate, my husband made sangria. 307 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:37,076 Howdy, fellas. Don't you dare get up. I don't wanna see any broken hips. 308 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,073 A lot of times, pride can be pretty hard to swallow. 309 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,549 Would you please help me? 310 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,228 So, I think we should make Perry residency director. 311 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,472 You honestly think the board would pick him because you had his love baby? 312 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,917 I don't know. Of course, if they don't, I'm gonna bitch and moan about it 313 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,956 until these nice gentlemen are dead. 314 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,476 - All those in favour of Dr Cox? - Aye. 315 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,117 So, I guess this pretty much makes me your bitch now. 316 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,395 Perry, you always were. 317 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,108 Still, in a good relationship, pride never gets in the way. 318 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,476 Christopher, are you OK? You look a little nervous. 319 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,471 He'll be fine. 320 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,436 - Look, I... - You can tell me later. 321 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,913 Let's do this. Scalpel. 322 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,877 Scalpel, what? 323 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,550 Even if I wanted to put my pride on the line 324 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,189 and tell Elliot how I feel, I can't, I have to work tonight. 325 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:50,195 Seeing as you are partially responsible for me being the new residency director, 326 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,953 I'm gonna give you the rest of the night off. 327 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:58,478 I don't know. It's just kind of my own personal way of saying 328 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,438 I can't actually stand the sight of you. 329 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,710 I still don't think I should go see her. 330 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,270 Doctors Leeve and Winnerback, please report to the ER. 331 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,318 Leeve and Winnerback. 332 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,995 Here, buddy. Baby wasn't mine. 333 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,040 - What the hell? - It's a riddle. 334 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:34,317 Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. 335 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,039 One of 'em wasn't me. 336 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,351 There's something I have to tell you. 337 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,715 Hey, buddy. 338 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:40,272 Sean's taking a later flight. We decided to make this long-distance thing work. 339 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,716 I'm so happy I can't stop crying. 340 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,711 Those are nice. 341 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:50,396 These? I thought Elliot would be sad with you guys splitting up, 342 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,357 so I just wanted to... 343 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,230 That's so sweet. You can just put them next to Sean's. 344 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,556 I'm not sure where to... 345 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,468 - You OK? - Yeah. 346 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,797 I'm not sure they can reach the water, but... 347 00:24:16,305 --> 00:24:22,896 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org