1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,072 Mornings in a hospital are filled with possibilities. 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:08,152 You could encounter a disease you've never seen before, 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,231 make a life-saving diagnosis, 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,959 or try out the best new nickname ever. 5 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,429 Good morning, Black Whale. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,351 No. 7 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,034 - No to black, or no to whale? - Just no. 8 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,228 Hey, idiot. I said idiot and you looked. 9 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,437 You did the "hey, idiot" thing to me, like, six months ago. 10 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,511 - Did you look then? - Yeah. 11 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,472 You know what? I think you're out of ways to bother me. 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,751 - No, you're wrong. - Think of a way to annoy me right now. 13 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,400 That's what I thought. 14 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,314 Thanks for the SeaWorld tickets, Sean. 15 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,470 So you have family in town or something? 16 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,269 - Hell, no, I'm going to sell these. - OK. 17 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,399 Come here, Aquaman. One more patient and then we're getting out of here. 18 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,029 Elliot and her marine biologist boyfriend at it again. 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,759 But you know what? It honestly doesn't bother me. 20 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,115 Sean's gonna let me swim with the dolphins. 21 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,078 That's great. I hope they don't maul you. 22 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,390 Relax, Elliot. Dolphins love people. 23 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,715 How'd you get that giant scar on your leg? 24 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,473 Parachute pants. It got caught in the zipper. 25 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,118 Right. 26 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,638 You're lying already? I love that. 27 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,154 - It wasn't a dolphin that bit me. - What was it? 28 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,549 - Black whale. - You rang? 29 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,029 I knew you'd end up liking it. 30 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,149 Mrs Cantwell, just a quick pelvic exam. 31 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:39,109 So throw your feet up in these stirrups here and scoot your tushie down. 32 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:47,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 33 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,071 Come on, Sean. Let's go. 34 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,837 Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast? 35 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,995 You're not the first person to give a patient an orgasm during a pelvic exam. 36 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,115 No one cares. 37 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,556 I'm sure the two of you haven't stopped obsessing about it. 38 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:21,792 Woman, we're professionals. Isn't that right, Dr Dorian? 39 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:27,788 52? Mrs Cantwell, you don't look a day over 25. 40 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,110 Why, thank you, young lady. 41 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,715 - Dude. - I'm sorry. What's up? 42 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,110 - What's happening with the other thing? - That's great. 43 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,919 I've never heard a woman make sounds like that. 44 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,911 I'm sure you haven't. 45 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,753 It's funny. You've never really satisfied a woman. 46 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,638 You might wanna double-check with your mum. 47 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,635 Around here we all make fun of each other. 48 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,395 Except for Carla. No one makes fun of Carla. 49 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:06,109 Got a gross of bedpans here. And where should I pick up my medal? 50 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,189 For what? 51 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:12,957 For reading your chicken-scratch handwriting. Who is with me? 52 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,349 I run back and forth for 18 hours a day 53 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,159 between patients who might die and who will die. 54 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,869 If I find time to write an order for bedpans, I write it fast. 55 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,871 So I don't feel like being judged 56 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,999 by some guy in his 30s who still wears shorts to work. 57 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,470 Say the only three words I wanna hear coming out of your mouth. 58 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,313 Sign here, please. 59 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,355 - Thanks again for holding the door. - I didn't know you were behind me. 60 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,637 I didn't hear anybody telling me what a horrible person I am. 61 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,996 - How are the new happy parents? - I'm living my dream. 62 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,036 Have a great day today. 63 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:54,193 Hurry home tonight so you can ignore your son and not do your share. 64 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,795 You make me want to kill myself and everybody around me. 65 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,632 Come, Dixie. 66 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,837 So, you and Jordan, huh? You wanna talk about it? 67 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,754 I do, but not here because I'll probably just cry, 68 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,593 I'm crying, it's too late. 69 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,194 I swore I wouldn't do this. 70 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,397 Come on, Perry. Get it together. 71 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,391 You stop it. 72 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,549 Come on, you idiot. 73 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,831 Hey, fellas. What's the good word? 74 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,549 Mr Randolph, your PSA number's gone up since your last blood test. 75 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,551 This could be from the prostatitis. 76 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,837 We won't know for sure until your biopsy results come back. 77 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,595 But I feel pretty certain that we're gonna find something. 78 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,515 For God's sake, Catherine, stop making a scene. 79 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,478 I'm sorry, Doctors, but she gets a little emotional. 80 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,950 - Are you two WASPs? - Episcopalian. Why? 81 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,913 You would veto the French Riviera for our honeymoon 82 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,911 because of the nude beaches? 83 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,073 The point of marriage is that I'm the only one who gets to see your candies. 84 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,675 I gotta go. But meet me in the on-call room in an hour. 85 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,035 I have a very sexy surprise for you. 86 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,031 Hell, yeah. 87 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,190 - This guy's sick. - Thanks. 88 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,878 - You're stupid. - You're just embarrassing yourself. 89 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:22,272 - Pick someone else to annoy. - I don't pick 'em. They pick me. 90 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,114 Loose debris can get sucked up into the air-conditioning vents. 91 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,318 When that happens, I have to spend the day crawling around inside the wall. 92 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,039 And I don't like that. There's not enough air. 93 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:42,716 I've hallucinated. I spent a day inside that wall thinking I was a mermaid. 94 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,234 So you don't throw around loose trash 95 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:50,553 and I won't have to waste a day granting the wishes of imaginary fishermen. 96 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:55,270 Dude, I'm not scared of you. Life's too good. 97 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,271 I'm untouchable. 98 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,315 That's what I hoped you'd say. 99 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,000 Dr Murphy, how about you start us off 100 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:11,119 by describing the medical condition of your patient Mr Aronson here? 101 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,475 He's got hypertropic cardiomyopathy 102 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,279 with severe secondary pulmonary hypertension. 103 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,476 Wrong. He's dead. 104 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,915 Another one bites the dust, huh, sport? 105 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,992 Next contestant. Dr Reid. 106 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,310 Admitted with a COPD exacerbation. 107 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,470 He responded well to antibiotics 108 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,235 but he did develop a rash on his private area. 109 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,231 - Sorry, on his what? - His peepers. 110 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,436 - Excuse me? - His schwing-schwong. 111 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:41,071 It's bad enough you run out on a patient in the middle of a pelvic exam, 112 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:46,917 but you are a doctor and you need to be able to say simple clinical words 113 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,719 like "penis" or "vagina" or "anal." 114 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:55,030 - "Anal" is not a dirty word, sir. - Tell that to my wife. 115 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:03,119 The biopsy's back and I'm afraid it's positive for prostate cancer. 116 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,714 Rats. Excuse my language, dear. 117 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,395 I can see this conversation being riddled with that kind of talk. 118 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,199 Perhaps you should wait out in the hallway. 119 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,909 Sir, I know that it's cancer, but I'm not really worried. 120 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,753 Am I confusing cancer with some other disease? 121 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,752 No, you're not. Captain Bedside here is trying to say 122 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:25,435 it hasn't spread to the lymph nodes, so it's still easily operable. 123 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,432 There's an opening in surgery. I managed to jam you in. 124 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,911 This is happening fast. You must have a lot of emotions swirling around. 125 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,356 But if you have any questions at all, I'm here. 126 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,430 What channel is that Queer Guy show on? 127 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,590 - Tell him. - Bravo, Tuesdays at ten, 128 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,477 nine Central, eight Mountain. 129 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,274 - Message from Jordan. - How's it going? 130 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,794 - Just great. - Hey, watch it. 131 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,838 We've known each other for over two years. Let me in, OK? 132 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,797 Help me help you. 133 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:02,668 Stop it. Fine, Newbie. Let me tell you a little story. 134 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,637 It starts every day at five, 135 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,518 about the time you're setting your hair for work. 136 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,511 I am awakened by a sound. 137 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,831 Is that a cat being gutted by a fishing knife? 138 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,913 No. That's my son. He's hungry and he's got a load in his pants so big 139 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,230 that I'm considering hiring a stable boy. 140 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,073 I go ahead and dig in because I do love the lad 141 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,355 and, gosh, you know me, I'm a giver. 142 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,637 And I'm off to the hospital where my cup runneth over 143 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,280 with both quality colleagues, such as yourself, 144 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,432 and a proverbial clown car full of sick people. 145 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:37,672 But my pay is about the same as guys who breaks rocks with other rocks 146 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,115 and I only have to work 300 or 400 hours a week, 147 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,191 so, so far, I'm a pretty happy camper. 148 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:46,478 Then I head back home, where I'm greeted by the faint musk of baby vomit 149 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:50,553 in a house that used to smell like, well, nothing. 150 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,835 It used to smell like nothing at all. 151 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:57,710 All I wanna do before I restart this whole glorious cycle is 152 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,917 lay on the couch and have a beer, watch some Sports Center, 153 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,993 and if I'm not too sweaty, stick my hand right down my pants, 154 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:10,837 but apparently that's not in Jordan's definition of "pulling your weight". 155 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:15,158 So, there you are, superstar. Fix that. 156 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,993 That's easy. Just tell her about it. Tell her everything you feel. 157 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,117 Should I give her every reason to accept that I'm for real? 158 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,919 No one understands relationships like Billy Joel. 159 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,116 Uptown Girl got me through high school. 160 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,033 You don't wanna end up like the Randolphs back there, 161 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,714 not saying a word to each other, do you? 162 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,310 You wish we were more like the Randolphs, don't you? 163 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,075 God save me, I do. I really do. 164 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,918 Come here. 165 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,676 So, here's your surprise. We'll be getting married in six months 166 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,355 and I just thought it would be so hot 167 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:06,911 if we didn't have sex again until our wedding night. 168 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,514 Can you imagine how great that night will be? 169 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,910 So great. How about this, though? 170 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:18,677 How about you stop having sex but I keep having sex? 171 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,910 - You mean like an affair? - No. 172 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,309 I'll have sex with you when you're sleeping. 173 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,551 Turk, how can you not think this idea is so romantic? 174 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:31,794 Maybe you got me confused with that little Amish boy you used to date. 175 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,671 Damn. 176 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,631 Untouchable, eh? 177 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,359 Dr Kelso, none of my patients have died today. 178 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,398 Really? Mr Ferguson's corpse begs to differ. 179 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,469 Darn it. 180 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:51,838 And, Dr Reid, your patient, Mrs Burke, has developed a urinary infection. 181 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:56,357 Apparently it hurts when she makes whizzy winkles through her sea biscuit. 182 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,318 It's not my fault dirty stuff makes me uncomfortable. 183 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,231 Whose fault is it? 184 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,517 But more important than never letting yourself get fat 185 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:11,720 is never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo. 186 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,678 Jorge, I need to see you in the potting shed. 187 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:27,235 She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed. 188 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:32,599 But she never fired him, even after he kidnapped her and took her to Acapulco. 189 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:35,911 How am I supposed to reverse 26 years of uptight repression? 190 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,434 This is a job for Miss Busybody Smarty-pants. 191 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,677 I know what you have to do. I'm gonna help you through this. 192 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,551 - Dude, I'm dying here. - It's 18 hours since you had sex. 193 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:06,316 - I'm saying, this is torture. - Why don't you take care of yourself? 194 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,914 - Man, you know I don't do that. - You don't? 195 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,037 - I only did that like twice in my life. - Same here. 196 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,509 If by "in my life" you mean "since I got home". 197 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,068 I gotta go to sleep. I'm tired. 198 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,469 My little newbie dooby-doo. 199 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,075 That whole "telling Jordan how I feel" thing just went terrific. 200 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,630 Thank you. I need a place to crash. Where's Naomi's bedroom? 201 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,631 Goodnight, roomies. 202 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,237 We gotta get that lock fixed. 203 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,551 The only lock I gotta get fixed is the one to Carla's panties. 204 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,154 I need to get a key. I need to call a locksmith. 205 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,470 I thought I was the locksmith. 206 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,234 Then she cut me off, man. Just like that. 207 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,436 Prison lock-down. No one gets in or out. 208 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,953 Man, that's tough. 209 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,190 If you're not using my bed, can I use it? 210 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,955 You may not, on account of this whole situation being your fault. 211 00:12:56,040 --> 00:13:00,830 You told her that spending the day with a baby isn't really a job. 212 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,480 You told me to tell her how I feel. I did just that. 213 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:07,075 You'll remain on the floor until you come up with a new plan for me. 214 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,470 You know Dr Cox, I know this is tough on you, 215 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,154 what with you being psychotic and all. 216 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,313 But I'm out, OK? It's 3am, and there's nothing in the world 217 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,437 that's gonna keep me from going to sleep right now. 218 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,915 You changed your mind about surgery? 219 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:29,313 Catherine downloaded some information on diet, exercise, seed implants. 220 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,118 Those are, at best, a stall. 221 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,954 I know there's trepidation when you talk about surgery near the penis. 222 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,191 Quick pause on the gutter talk. Catherine, hallway. 223 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,433 Look, I... 224 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,189 Go. 225 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,795 There are possible side effects, but the incontinence goes away. 226 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,953 Sexual dysfunction can be treated with anything from Viagra to a penis pump. 227 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,395 Penis pump? That sounds awkward. 228 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,232 It doesn't have to be. 229 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,751 It's a giraffe. 230 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:10,033 End of discussion. I'm not having the surgery. 231 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,588 I don't mind that they've shaved me already. 232 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:17,549 Proportionately everything seems much grander. 233 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,628 You just have to ease into it. 234 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,110 Let's forget about patients for now and start with this. 235 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,990 Oh, my God. She's got a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo. 236 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,594 - Is it sad? - Her vagina. 237 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,832 She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina. 238 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,674 This just isn't fair. Not fair at all. It's ridiculous. 239 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,036 - This is stupid. - I'm just trying to help. 240 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,829 You know what? I don't remember asking for your help. 241 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,590 It does look a little sad. 242 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,671 They always do. 243 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:04,279 We don't have to take our clothes off 244 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,590 To have a good time 245 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,035 This is a hospital. Why are you playing that song? 246 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:20,273 We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off, the classic anthem to platonic love? 247 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,475 No reason. 248 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,790 Whatever you're doing, it's not working. 249 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,555 Of course not. Not with you. You're, what'd you say? Untouchable. 250 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:31,189 Well, anyway, back to work. 251 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,633 New friend. 252 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,398 Mr Greenburg needs 2.4 million units of penicillin IM. 253 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,040 Why, does he have a spinkle in his gherkin? 254 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,918 You're right. That stuff makes me uncomfortable. 255 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,309 That would have sent me into a shame spiral, 256 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,914 but now I'm just gonna get over it at my own pace. 257 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,278 What does bother me is that no one is ever allowed to make fun of you. 258 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,069 - People can make fun of me. - What about that delivery guy? 259 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,754 You practically tore him a new bingle-bore. 260 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,991 But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me. 261 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,548 Really? You're a know-it-all smarty-pants 262 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,235 and if you're not telling someone what to do, you're not talking. 263 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,595 I guess I can be a little bossy. 264 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,477 A little? Girl, please. 265 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,189 If you met Jesus, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey. 266 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,716 Are we allowed to do this? What about that whole hands on the hips, 267 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,519 Carla from the block thing she does when she's mad? 268 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,388 "Bambi, you do not wanna mess with me right now." 269 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,472 - You do sound like that. - Careful. We are not that close. 270 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,229 Careful. You better be careful, cos I'm Carla. 271 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,319 Mr Randolph. 272 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,598 What's he doing here? I don't like these people. 273 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,475 Surgeons, not African-Americans. 274 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,837 - We're actually saying "black" now. - I was right, Catherine. 275 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,196 I brought Dr Turk to help you get over your fear of surgery. 276 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,838 I'm not scared. 277 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,469 - Then what is it? - I don't know if you've noticed. 278 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,120 Catherine and I don't always communicate well. 279 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,111 - No. - Come on. You're joshing. 280 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,111 It's true. 281 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,635 But when I lay that beautiful woman down onto our bed to make love... 282 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,199 Oh, God. 283 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,669 ...the walls come tumbling down. 284 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,758 It's the one place 285 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,879 that I can tell her how wonderful and beautiful she is 286 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,679 and how I would be lost without her. 287 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:44,876 I know I will probably have to have this surgery eventually, 288 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,235 but until then I am not going to risk losing 289 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,437 the one thing that keeps me close to her. 290 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,875 Not until I absolutely have to. 291 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,073 Yes, dear, you can come in. 292 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,950 Maybe the dirty little secret about sex is that it isn't so dirty after all. 293 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,676 Could you try to be a tiny bit mature? 294 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,671 This is me mature. 295 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,077 - Excuse me. - What? 296 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,119 OK, so there's that. I realised I let you down before. 297 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,876 I was thinking I could make it up to you by maybe babysitting sometime. 298 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:31,795 The weird thing is, even though it's natural, sex can make us uncomfortable. 299 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:37,876 You have a penis and I have a vagina. 300 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,349 That is so hot. 301 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,750 But if we work at it, we can get beyond that discomfort... 302 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,833 ... and realise that sex can actually be a comfort. 303 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,118 Hey, baby. A patient made me understand what romance really means. 304 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,351 So as far as this no-sex thing goes, I'm with you 100%. 305 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,955 Everyone I know just spent the last two hours listing my faults. 306 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,156 I wanna have sex, now. 307 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,151 I'll get the condoms. 308 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,470 Sorry. 309 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,469 Sex can even be a cure. 310 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,189 Wait a minute. Why were you so angry at me? 311 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,555 I don't even remember. 312 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,234 How do I know all this? Because no one understands how important sex is 313 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,914 better than someone who isn't having it. 314 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,791 Hello, Cinemax. 315 00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:44,602 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org