1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 2 00:00:01:115 --> 00:00:02:412 Partilhado por http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 3 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,674 Everyone here thinks they know me inside and out. 4 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,910 - You look like you could use help. - Nope. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,194 Even random people. 6 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,113 - You need help? - No, thanks, Dr whatever your name is. 7 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,633 They won't leave me alone. 8 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,597 - Free help here. - Piss off. 9 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,069 You'd think they'd know where I'm gonna end up. 10 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,037 Dr Cox, I could use a little help. 11 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,111 Beyoncé, you could use a lot of help, 12 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,033 but we all have to play the hand the big guy dealt us. 13 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:29,352 Unless you're lucky enough to have those Queer Eye guys show up at your door. 14 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,433 But I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever this is. 15 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,796 If you wanna use the appearance angle to knock my self-esteem, 16 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,998 do it when my hair doesn't look awesome. I know. It's new wax. 17 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,196 - What is? - It's OK to want a piece. 18 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:49,393 Check out Mrs Barlow's chart. I doubt myself with interstitial lung diseases. 19 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:54,349 Handle this yourself, Britney. I'm going with female pop stars today. 20 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:59,070 Back when I was a resident I had trouble with metabolic diseases. 21 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:04,075 So I grabbed every case I could get my hands on until I had it down pat. 22 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,754 Got it. You had trouble with metabolic diseases? 23 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,559 No, I'm a good doctor. 24 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,511 There you go. 25 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:18,673 Hello, Mr Gallbladder. Don't you get too comfy next to Mr Liver 26 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,832 because here comes Dr Turk's robot laser. 27 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,351 Christopher, I could do without the colour commentary. 28 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:31,718 Why a colour commentary? Cos I'm doing it? Just kidding. 29 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,073 That was a near perfect laparoscopic cholecystectomy. 30 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,310 Have you been working on your dexterity? 31 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,870 I've been playing a little John Madden football on my Xbox. 32 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:44,748 I'd like to play John Madden football on her Xbox. 33 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,116 On who, Todd? There are no women here. 34 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,156 Well, it's still funny. 35 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:55,951 The Todd used to be our number one lab-coli guy. The torch has been passed. 36 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,430 Thank you, sir. Dude. Wait till you hear this. 37 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,069 Dr Wen just said I'm the number one lab-coli guy. 38 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,957 Disappointed? 39 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:10,114 I shoulda waited till there was a chick around for the Xbox joke. You know? 40 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,991 He knows. 41 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:19,758 I was excited for Turk and he was excited about my big hair news. 42 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,513 - New wax did that? - I couldn't believe it either. 43 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,433 - New wax did that? - I couldn't believe it either. 44 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,238 Sorry about the girl talk. 45 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,754 - We were talking man's... - Big trucks. 46 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,751 Have you seen these lately? 47 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:36,516 - Your hair smells like Elliot's. - Your breath smells like chimichangas. 48 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,194 - Is that racist? - That depends. 49 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,317 - Did you have them for breakfast? - Maybe. 50 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,951 What Carla really smelled was all the excitement in the air. 51 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,476 There's a visiting professor coming who's a medical attending 52 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:54,031 and a surgeon. Two specialties and to us, that kinda makes him... 53 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,796 ... Super-Doc. 54 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,593 Super-Doc. 55 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,669 Dammit. 56 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,955 Fine, a super doc with obsessive-compulsive disorder. 57 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,395 How hard is it to step in here left foot first 58 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,711 and simultaneously exhale as my right foot plants? How hard? 59 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:22,316 - Not that hard? - Exactly, shaved-head guy. 60 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,029 - Whose hair smells like lilacs? - Hers and his. 61 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:32,072 Well, that's very pretty. And deeply disturbing. 62 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,709 - The jar said unisex. - I know. 63 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,949 Dammit. 64 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:44,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 65 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:55,274 Dr Kevin Casey. Dr Kevin Casey. 66 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,716 At my hospital they don't make you sign forms to cut open people, 67 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,314 you just have to bring your own knifey thingy. 68 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,233 - Scalpel. - That's the word. Dr Kevin Casey. 69 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,871 - Why do you keep saying your name? - It just keeps me from losing my... 70 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,554 jinkies later, thinking I forgot something. 71 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,597 It's OK. You can say it. 72 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,514 It's just that you're a doctor with pretty severe OCD. 73 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,512 - It's not a secret. - I know. I always talk like this. 74 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,114 Be hard keeping that up for the month I'm here. 75 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,873 - I can do it. - I believe in you. 76 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:42,238 Kevin Casey? Holy Cow! Get outta Dodge. 77 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:45,869 Tell me this, are you shaking hands nowadays? 78 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,589 Well, a lifetime of therapy, and a whole lot of Zoloft 79 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,513 just so I can appropriately greet you, big guy. 80 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,831 - Attaboy. - I do have a three-second limit. 81 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,036 Boy, who doesn't? 82 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,908 You realise I haven't laid eyes on you since we were residents together? 83 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,074 And, I'll tell you this, big Kevo, I always knew I'd see you again. 84 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,196 I never thought I'd see that guy again. 85 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,953 I mean, he had to drop out of our residency class 86 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,873 because of the God-awful severity of his condition. 87 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,315 I can't imagine you as a resident. 88 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,756 - Hey, Coxy? - Shut up, jackass. I rock. 89 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,832 Was the hair and earring cos you were in a band or cos you loved pirates? 90 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,388 Loved pirates. Just like me. 91 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:34,871 - I don't want a piece. - Well, you're the only one. OK? 92 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,315 Dr Cox, I'm gonna take you out for a beer. 93 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,439 I wanna hear all the stories about what my mentor was like as a newbie. 94 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:45,752 Pink, for the billionth time, no, I will not go out for a beer with you. 95 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,353 Repeat after me: 96 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:52,833 Dr Cox, you are not now, nor will you ever be, my mentor. 97 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,993 Dr Cox, you are not now, nor will you ever be, my mentor. 98 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,149 Yes. 99 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,279 That oughta keep those damn crows from crapping on my car all the time. 100 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:14,070 I doubt they'll be back, sir. Unless someone who comes up here every day, 101 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,355 trying to find the courage to jump, 102 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,796 passes the time by throwing birdseed on your car's hood. 103 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,713 Stop babbling, Ted. No one's ever listening. 104 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,712 The Italian gentlemen that haul our medical waste away 105 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,678 said if we don't stop putting our regular trash 106 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,832 in with the medical loads they're gonna charge us double. 107 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,514 Randall and I can get rid of that garbage for you. 108 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,511 What the hell are you two doing here? 109 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,239 - We come up here to wrestle. - And drink beer. 110 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,550 Only the winner drinks beer. 111 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,918 How much to make the garbage go away? 112 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,070 Say, twenty bucks a month? 113 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,879 - Twenty-three bucks a month. - Deal. 114 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,760 Sir, those darn birds are back. 115 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,278 Dr Kevin Casey. 116 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,272 I have to say, it was amazing watching Dr Casey work. 117 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,352 Carol, let's just put it out there. You've got lupus. 118 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,876 Instead of dwelling on the negative, let's look at the positive. 119 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,236 Your pericarditis is resolving. Your renal function is good. 120 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,553 Suicidal scavenger birds, an excellent sign. Right? 121 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,599 - That's a great sign. - Okey-dokey, artichokey. 122 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,996 - You are unflappable. - It's true. I can't be flapped. 123 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,072 - I'm more skittish. - Yeah, you're like a big squirrel. 124 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,835 I wish I was a swashbuckling doctor. You know, like a pirate. 125 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,480 Enough about pirates till you know him better. 126 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,516 Ahoy, there. 127 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,672 You going to the... Oh-Arr? 128 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,557 I said enough. 129 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:48,713 You know, I couldn't have survived in medicine if I didn't embrace my OCD. 130 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:53,271 And, since I was compulsive, I read the same textbooks over and over. 131 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,318 I went through the procedures over and over. 132 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,790 I imagined every worst-case scenario over and over and over... 133 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,475 - Dr Casey? Dr Casey? - Dr Kevin Casey. 134 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:07,951 Even though I did those things, it's the best advice I could give any doctor. 135 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,157 Expect the unexpected and you will never be surprised. 136 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:16,109 After one day it felt like he was the mentor I wished Dr Cox would be. 137 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,670 Still, I've got to stay cool. I know I'm prone to hero worship. 138 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,469 Man, the surgeon in me is antsy. I need to cut somebody up. 139 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:28,311 Thanks for volunteering. I'm not that strong on the brain. 140 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,154 - I think this is the language centre. - Really? Cos I don't feel a... 141 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,873 - How cool is that? - This is the foreign language centre. 142 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,875 The cow says... 143 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,837 The sheep says... 144 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,995 Ladies and gentlemen, Macaulay Culkin. 145 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,469 The French would help with the ladies. 146 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,355 Dr Wen? Can I ask you a question? 147 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,591 Was my time on the lap-coli even faster than yours? 148 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,874 Yes, it was. 149 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,713 Some of the guys were saying I kicked your ass, 150 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,439 and I wanted them to shut up if it wasn't true. 151 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,239 But since it is, I'll just let it go. 152 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,109 What? 153 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:20,113 One thing I've learned is that you never antagonise your boss, 154 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,637 or the people that make the food, cos either way you end up eating poo. 155 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,952 Elliot, I can do whatever I want, because these are magic. 156 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,715 These are gonna take me wherever I wanna go in life. 157 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,598 Thanks to these, I'm king of the world, baby. 158 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,671 Can you feel it? Give me your pudding. 159 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,995 - Pay up. - Already? 160 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:48,517 Look around. You won't find any garbage. Let's see them twenty-three squids. 161 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,156 It's all here. 162 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,674 Come on. What'd you do with all the garbage? 163 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,597 That's not part of the deal. 164 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:05,310 Randall, you, me, on the roof, winner takes all. 165 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,551 - You never learn, do you? - Jammo. 166 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:15,236 You know, Carla, your make-up today does not in any way make you look like 167 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,436 a desperate bowling alley prostitute. 168 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:21,513 - What's with the sweet talk? - Maybe Kevin is making me regress. 169 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:25,195 You realise that back when I was a resident, I was a kind lad. 170 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,315 You get out. 171 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,914 But I established myself as the best damn doctor 172 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,276 that ever roamed these filthy halls, which is a curse actually 173 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,273 because now I'm expected to make eye contact with every insult to medicine 174 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,078 that comes into this dump. 175 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,755 - Here's that CT scan you ordered. - Thank you. 176 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,636 Eye contact. He respects me. 177 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:48,679 He's anaemic, and he has bone fractures, yet there's no sign of leukaemia. 178 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,354 Don't tell me the great one is stumped. 179 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:56,594 This is not the kind of thing that you stick your head in on and figure out. 180 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,354 - He's got Gaucher's disease. - I beg your pardon? 181 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:04,399 I tested his blood for deficiency of beta-glycosidase activity. 182 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,756 - I just sent out for one of those. - No, you didn't. 183 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,196 I wouldn't have figured it out if you hadn't done the grunt work. 184 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:15,159 It's like a jar of pickles, you loosened the lid and pop! I took it off. 185 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,151 Dr Kevin Casey. 186 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,799 See you. 187 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,272 Kevin was getting the chance to meet everyone around here. 188 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,510 See, the reason the Xbox joke should work 189 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:45,594 is that "Xbox" is like the perfect word for a girl's party zone. 190 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,796 - The Todd, is it? - Oh, yeah. 191 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,110 Can you make a phone call for me? 192 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,350 - To who? - To anyone. 193 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,279 Making a phone call. 194 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:04,558 Dr Casey, do you mind if I scrub in on the lap-coli you're doing later? 195 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,596 OK, I'll see you at four. 196 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,756 - Cool trick. - You should try it. 197 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,992 It's good for dexterity and convincing single women you're a power dork. 198 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:20,435 You know, I'm really looking forward to seeing you in action, sir. 199 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,956 Takes a lot to make the big dog sit up and take notice. 200 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,278 I believe the word you're looking for is "holy crap". 201 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,797 Holy crap. 202 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,796 I'm sorry, JD, I just don't think pirates are cool. 203 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,919 - Well, then you're not cool, Doug. - JD, want to get a beer tonight? 204 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,515 - Do chickens wish they could fly? - I have no idea. 205 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,956 - I like to think they do. - So do I. 206 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,271 OK, class, we have a guest with us at rounds today. 207 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,237 He's an old friend of yours truly, 208 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,995 so let's all go out of our way to treat him with the respect he deserves. 209 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,675 - Hey, gang, my name is... - I thought we'd change things up today. 210 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:07,356 Instead of me questioning you, I'd like to see you all go get your textbooks. 211 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:11,353 And when you get back you actually get to quiz us. 212 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:15,513 A little harmless competition, if my colleague here will consent to it. 213 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,715 Sorry, are you done with the speechifying? 214 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,678 I'm kidding, you frightening bastard. 215 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,479 OK, buddy, buddy. Fuddy-buddy, fuddy-buddy. 216 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,471 Go get your books! 217 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,549 - Try not to touch me as much. - Fair enough. 218 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:41,393 Your van hasn't left the premises, so where is all the trash is going? 219 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,592 Away. 220 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:47,116 I'll say the same thing I told the grocer when I bought the spread 221 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,272 to Hank Weinberg's poker night: "This better be kosher." 222 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,352 Otherwise it's not just Ted who's gonna pay for it. 223 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,830 If people keep pushing me for no reason, 224 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:03,675 I swear I will hurl myself off this building. 225 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,877 - I'm not cleaning you up. - Arm. 226 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:14,076 Mark my words. If one more person is mean to me for no reason, I'll do it. 227 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,071 Shut up, bozo. 228 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,913 One more person. She didn't know the rules. 229 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:24,911 One of you minions spit out another question, will you? Nervous Guy! 230 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,630 I don't care how many times your pre-pubescent voice cracks. Hit me. 231 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:35,431 OK. What is the demyelinating CNS disorder associated with the JC virus? 232 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,315 Progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy. 233 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,597 Snore. Back to you there, half-pint. 234 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:48,273 - Short jokes are a sign of desperation. - Amen, brother. 235 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,350 Yes, blonde girl. You have yet another question? 236 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,754 What is the pathologic abnormality causing Bernard-Soulier disease? 237 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,876 Absence of von Willebrand receptors. 238 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,350 I hate to be childish about this, but I have to "make". 239 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,352 That means driving home and scrubbing the toilet seat 240 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,512 with industrial strength cleanser, so can we call it a tie? 241 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,239 No, ties are for sissies. 242 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,074 Speaking of which, Newbie, you've been uncharacteristically quiet. 243 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,594 I don't know why it popped into my head. 244 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,875 You had trouble with metabolic diseases? 245 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,599 No. I'm a good doctor. 246 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,714 But I knew I had him. 247 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,395 My question is concerning metabolic diseases. 248 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,636 Oh, yes. 249 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:43,238 What is the inborn error of metabolism characterised by angiokeratomas? 250 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,639 Please. 251 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:50,038 OK, first I think that we should go over the rules. 252 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:54,352 Because if by some freak of nature I'm not able to answer a question, 253 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,034 then old Kev-Kev cannot be declared the winner 254 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,908 unless he can provide the answer. Otherwise, we'll be going back and... 255 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,788 Fabry's disease. Page 2,098 of Harrison's Guide to Internal Medicine. 256 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,395 Fun game, but I'll be back in 48 minutes. 257 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,669 It's funny how one person can shake another's foundation to the core. 258 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,635 Half the time the guy doesn't know he did it. 259 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,314 Watching Dr Casey's procedure again? 260 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,154 - He's so fast. - Yep, he's out of our league. 261 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,914 Funnier still how the same guy could be the mentor I've always been looking for. 262 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:38,074 Nice place. It's got that great vomit and peanuts smell. 263 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:42,631 Yeah. Reminds me of my first girlfriend. She was a carny. 264 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,716 I'm always trying to get Cox to get a beer with me. He never does. 265 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,509 You don't carry around pictures of him and his attending, do you? 266 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,711 Perfect. 267 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,876 Well, I don't carry anything around. 268 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,475 Cos those losers who've been practicing medicine for three years, 269 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,154 but still look for a mentor to pat them on the back, 270 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,356 they're pathetic. You know what I mean? 271 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,509 Totally. 272 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,512 Yep. It's funny what one person can do. 273 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,908 OK, I'm gonna need another beer. 274 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,397 None of us slept last night. How I know that is irrelevant. 275 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:25,359 What does matter is I think we formed a special bond because of it. 276 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,317 Stop looking at me, or die. 277 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,472 And the guy who caused it thinks we're his best friends. 278 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,075 - Morning, fellows. - What do you say there, Kevin? 279 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,914 All right, all six of your butt cheeks just tightened up. 280 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,152 Someone here pissing you guys off? Cos I will give 'em some attitude. 281 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,676 - That guy. - Hey, Hair Club. 282 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,228 That suit, did that come with the flop-sweat? 283 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:57,719 You can do this, Theodore. Take as much time as you need. 284 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,318 OK. Here we go, baby. 285 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,718 I don't understand why this guy bothers him so much. 286 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,713 Perry is a dysfunctional, unsuccessful, emotionally damaged old man. 287 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,358 - No offence. - None taken. 288 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,199 Being the best doctor here is the only thing he had. 289 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,795 Just because we have a child together doesn't mean you know me. 290 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,996 Mmm-kay, princess? Watch and learn. 291 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,117 Say, Kev-Kev? Would you love to come and join us? 292 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,111 Oh, thanks. 293 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,080 What's up with the oatmeal today? 294 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,071 - Too much milk. - No. 295 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,316 Not enough butter. 296 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,756 - That's it. - Did you just diagnose the oatmeal? 297 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:44,355 You can't just go... and diagnose the oatmeal. 298 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,716 He just did. Kevin, are you single? 299 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,189 - Yeah. Why, are you? - I'm thinking about it. 300 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,633 Yeah, me too. 301 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:57,078 What in the hell just happened? What just happened? 302 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:03,312 OK, I've removed the gallbladder, sealed the vessels, and time. 303 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,109 Oh, my God! You can't even beat Dr Kevin Casey's lap-coli time 304 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,270 when you're imagining it. 305 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:13,399 I could be just as fast if I was like him and practised over and over. 306 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,959 Yeah, but you don't. 307 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,396 I could spend my spare time doing stupid hand exercises. 308 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,708 I know, but you don't. 309 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,358 - Well, I could. - You don't. 310 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,396 - But... - Don't. 311 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,436 Could you enjoy this any less? 312 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,877 Because of these. I don't think I can. 313 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,951 In, gallbladder, out, done. Four seconds. A new record. World record! 314 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,279 Look, I did my psych rotation. OK? 315 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,830 I know my father abandoning us and only showing up in my life 316 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,718 when he needs a place to sleep or a free prostate exam 317 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,950 is probably gonna be an issue. I get it. 318 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:56,398 But it's not like I'm looking for a mentor. I just want a little validation. 319 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,916 It's like when Kelso gave you a cupcake cos you went four days 320 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,117 - without killing a patient. - That was awesome. 321 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,238 I've always felt Doug understood me. After knowing him for three years, 322 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:13,075 I suddenly realised he was the type of mentor I always wished Dr Cox would be. 323 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,593 Wait! 324 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,194 - Doug, get the hell out of here. - OK. 325 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,432 When rational men are forced to face their shortcomings, 326 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,715 they all do the same thing. 327 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,995 Blame Kevin Casey. 328 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,640 Who gave him the right to judge me? I sure didn't. 329 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,473 I'll give him a piece of my mind, see how he likes it. 330 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,472 Unfortunately, no one knew where the son of a bitch was. 331 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:43,314 I'm far too irritable to pretend I don't hate you so let's cut to the chase. 332 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,676 If you know where all the garbage in this hospital is going, 333 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,479 I'll give you eight dollars. 334 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,510 - Sorry, sir. - Thanks. 335 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,275 Dr Kelso? The crows are making your pimp mobile look like Spin Art. 336 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,873 Dammit! 337 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,837 It's just one step. 338 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,031 Come on, already. 339 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,436 Who am I kidding? 340 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,078 You did it, Teddy. It's over. 341 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,355 Here comes sweet relief. 342 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,918 - Is this heaven? - It's garbage. 343 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,150 Way to cost us a cherry gig, bra. 344 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,719 What? 345 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:41,151 I want my money back. And, Ted, shower and get back to work. 346 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,793 If you try that around the corner, you can land right in the street. 347 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,670 Found him. Brace yourself, mister. 348 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,957 You're about to get an earful, JD style. 349 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,669 Hey, buddy. 350 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,474 Hey. Give me a minute, will you? 351 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,358 No, Kevin, I have to talk to you right now. 352 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,599 Dammit! 353 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,591 Later's cool, too. 354 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,958 I'm sorry, I just spent the last few days meeting new people, 355 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,192 trying to get used to this place, and I'm stressed and I'm fried... 356 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,469 ...and I just wanna go home. 357 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:30,271 But even though my last surgery was two hours ago I can't stop washing my hands. 358 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,191 - I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look... 359 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:47,959 This is a weak moment. Nobody's supposed to see this. 360 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,715 And, mark my words, I'll clean up the soap probably several thousand times. 361 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,518 Everyone's got their own burdens, JD, 362 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,632 And I'm not gonna be one of those people that dumps mine on somebody else. 363 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,276 Now, what do you need? 364 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,831 Nothing. 365 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,195 None of us needed anything. 366 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,558 I think owning your burdens is half the battle. 367 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:47,072 Turk knows that he'll eventually have to decide what his priorities really are. 368 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,071 Baby, come to bed. 369 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:03,069 And Dr Cox knows he has to find something else to hang his hat on. 370 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,278 You, my friend, are going to be the best baseball player in the world, 371 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:11,717 which will make me the best baseball player in the world's father. 372 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,432 Can't you hear it, Jack? Can't you hear it? 373 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,591 Still, it's not that daunting 374 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,911 if you look around and see what other people have to deal with. 375 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,072 - Good night, Dr Casey. - Good night, JD. 376 00:24:28,072 --> 00:24:38,072 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 377 00:24:39,305 --> 00:24:45,709 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org