1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:04,471 I'm running late this morning. 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:07,632 I've been working with Dr Casey the last few weeks. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,995 He has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,469 and he likes to start each day the same way... 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,311 ... by touching everything in his first patient's room. 6 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:28,515 - Good morning, doctors. - He touches everything. 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,316 I suppose that's how they say good morning in cuckoo-town. 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,072 Pretty much. 9 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,311 Patients on this wing have been complaining about noises. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,119 - If it's "bink", I can explain. - It isn't "bink". 11 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,316 Was it I come from the land down under 12 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,073 Where women glow and men plunder 13 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,879 - That wasn't me. - Just figure it out, dammit. 14 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,315 - Do you plunder? - I have been known to. 15 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,356 What's the noise he's talking about? 16 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:59,756 - That is a roof toilet. - You said that like it's normal. 17 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,070 Careful of this guy, he's a... 18 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,879 You're the guy who's been using up all my soap. 19 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,793 - Yeah, I've got OCD. - Really? My grandpa had that. 20 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:11,509 Every morning he'd take a sock, fill it up with nickels, and beat us. 21 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,674 - That's OCD, right? - The bad kind. 22 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,910 Who would use this thing? 23 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,516 You kidding? Just picture yourself. You're standing out here, 24 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:27,878 out in the open air, then you sit down and you take stock of your life. 25 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,757 I've had some major epiphanies on this old girl. 26 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,958 You can't do any soul-searching down there on those germ-infested crappers. 27 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,758 Damn him, he's right. 28 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:42,516 I don't want you telling anybody about my epiphany toilet. 29 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,511 Who am I gonna tell? 30 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,591 Don't even think about it. 31 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,432 And get this, he calls it his "epiphany" toilet. 32 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,796 - You couldn't pay me to poop there. - No one's offering. 33 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:03,192 You're like Dr Casey. He said using that toilet would be like his Everest. 34 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:08,311 Using that toilet would be my Everest. 35 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,076 Yup, that's what he said. 36 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,993 - Ask him. - No. 37 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,514 JD, Turk wants to ask you something 38 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:26,037 and it would mean a lot to the both of us if you said yes. 39 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,157 Oh, my God, would I have a threesome with Turk and Carla? 40 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,912 It's flattering and I don't think they'd tell anyone... 41 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,309 Will you be my best man? 42 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:41,754 - I mean, yeah! Of course. - Hell, yeah, you will. 43 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:47,195 So, is this like, the best moment you guys have ever had? 44 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,831 A decoder ring. 45 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,996 - Turk? - What? 46 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,674 - It finally happened! - A double prizer? 47 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,079 - That was awesome. - You guys realise you're doctors? 48 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,550 Double secret decoder-ring wearing doctors. 49 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:18,871 - Activate. - Form of an ice menorah. 50 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:26,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 51 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,793 The reason I'm gurney-surfing, aside from the fact that it's bitching, 52 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,553 is that Kelso shut down this whole wing. 53 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,437 - I gotta go. - Oh, no. 54 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:54,312 You see, a census said that hospital admissions dropped in February. 55 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,834 The census was wrong. 56 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,078 Dr Kelso, where are we gonna fit these sick people? 57 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,958 It's not my job to take care of sick people. 58 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,235 Bob Kelso, healer. 59 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:10,075 Closing that wing saves us about $60,000 a month. You got that on you? 60 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,790 It's weird how much Dr Casey has influenced me in a short time. 61 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,678 - Bink. - Hey, "bink" you. 62 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,399 It wasn't just me. Dr Casey's affected everyone. 63 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,438 - What's he doing? - Writing Dr Casey a "thank you" card. 64 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,431 I could use a little help here. 65 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,830 Todd, "surgeon" is spelled G-E-O-N. 66 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,799 And there are two Ds in Todd. 67 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:45,555 Does... mean stare at me like jackasses or does it mean "Get over here"? 68 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:53,152 Mr Tenaka here is fatiguing and he needs to be intubated. Any questions? 69 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,629 Turk's asked me to be his best man. Any advice? 70 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,915 No, not at this moment. 71 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:03,555 Everyone talks about how Dr Casey's helped them and he doesn't know I exist. 72 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,076 - So, introduce yourself. - I haven't seen him all day. 73 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:11,199 He's probably figuring out some procedure that's gonna save humanity. 74 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,511 Why can't I sit on you? 75 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,592 Why? 76 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,589 Probably. 77 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,116 Newbie, it turns out I do have some best man advice. 78 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,237 Go easy on the mascara in case you cry during your toast 79 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:29,074 and if you chase after the bouquet, make sure you kick off your pumps 80 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,072 so you don't snap one of those chicken ankles of yours. 81 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,671 Thanks. Thanks for coming back. 82 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,749 Barbie, are you sure you went into his lungs? 83 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,638 It looks like you're blowing up his stomach. 84 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,917 Dammit, his O2 sat's dropping. Get out of the way, honey. 85 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,355 Even if you've done a procedure 5,000 times, 86 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,318 there's no guarantee you won't screw up number 5,001. 87 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,790 A few more seconds, we would have been coding this guy. Take that. 88 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:57,670 Barbie, as hard as it is to remember, but air goes in the lungs. 89 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,319 Can I practise my toast on you? I'm opening with a quote from Spartacus. 90 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,871 Actually, it goes a little lower. 91 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,752 I don't know why Carla wants me to wear a cumberbund, let alone a red one. 92 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:15,549 As your best man, trust me, it's not about the style, it's about the fit. 93 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,916 When you're on the dance floor, you don't want restrictions. 94 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,389 - Let's test these one more time. - You ready? 95 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,596 Five, six, seven, eight. 96 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:27,798 And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 97 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,757 - Drop it like it's hot. - It is hot! 98 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,070 - Put one hand on the floor. - I can't reach. 99 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,993 - You better feel the burn. - I can feel it burning. 100 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:38,436 Where I grew up, they didn't allow two men to marry. 101 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,592 - Well, we grew up... - I grew up in the hood. 102 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,796 ...there you gotta do things... 103 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,836 I'm gonna change. 104 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,913 I'm the best man. Do you have any advice for me to give my friend? 105 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,709 Just remind him that the wedding is all about what the woman wants. 106 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,758 Yeah, I'll do that. As the best man, don't you think my tux 107 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,354 should stand out from the other groomsmen? 108 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,954 What did you have in mind? 109 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,311 The ring, please? 110 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,358 - You got the ring? - It's gotta be one of these. 111 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,796 I've got ideas. 112 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,113 He's crashing. He needs to be intubated. 113 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,428 Dr Cox! 114 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,954 I've got a billion patients and no rooms. 115 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,918 Newbie's pestering me for advice on how to be best woman 116 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,118 at turtle head's wedding and I got a resident who can't do a simple procedure 117 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,590 even though she learned it the first week she was here. 118 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,910 I'm sorry, Dr Cox. I don't know what to do. 119 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,197 I'll tell you what to do. Get the hell out of here. 120 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,919 Carla, if one more annoying thing comes my way, 121 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:45,836 extract that extra air out of Barbie's head and inject it right into my veins. 122 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,151 Hey, Ace, I want you to find my gardener, Hector, a room. 123 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,028 He has a case of cellulitis and I need him in tip-top shape by the weekend. 124 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,190 I'm having my lawn-bowling tournament 125 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,317 and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass my game goes to heck. 126 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,960 You know we don't have an extra bed in this dump. 127 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,713 What has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? 128 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,916 Bob Kelso. I though we'd met. 129 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,476 Hector. 130 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,350 This is amazing. I'm your best friend. Now, I'm your best man. 131 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,398 - What will I be best at next? - How about not talking? 132 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,268 One-one-thousand, two-one-thousand. And now I'm best at that. 133 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,711 - Me or him? - You. 134 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,073 - What now? - You tell anybody about my toilet? 135 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,832 No. Why? 136 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,438 Where are you coming from? 137 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,034 No. 138 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,675 I find out you told anybody, I'll beat you with Poppy's nickel sock. 139 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:52,788 Why would I tell anyone? And no one has epiphanies on the john. 140 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,669 Of course, it's so simple. 141 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:12,108 Carla, good. Would you tell Hector that he can stay just as long as he likes? 142 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,713 Aye, aye, captain. 143 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,110 When two people collide, a lot of things can happen. 144 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,555 What the hell is going on in here? 145 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,235 Hey, Bob, great news. We found Hector a room. 146 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:29,150 For some, it can be disaster. For others, it's salvation. 147 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,435 I need help. 148 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,431 Excuse me? 149 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,916 Could you not point that at me? 150 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,319 Sure. 151 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,311 Hi, I'm Kevin. 152 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,396 I know! 153 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,354 I know. 154 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:55,872 The weirdest thing is when two people collide without being in the same room. 155 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,997 Turk, it's your brother. My business trip got cancelled 156 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:04,074 so I can be your best man after all. I'm looking forward to it. Call me. 157 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,230 I was hurt when I found out I was Turk's second choice for best man, 158 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,231 but I'm not gonna be petty. 159 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,279 When the tux guy called to confirm Turk's measurements. I gave them to him. 160 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:23,114 Dude, I look like I'm going to Farrakhan day camp. 161 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,270 Paint your legs black, you'll be fine. 162 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,954 Look at this lame-ass bow tie and cumberbund. 163 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:32,158 I'm really thinking about talking to Carla about this. What do you think? 164 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,358 Just remind him that the wedding is all about what the woman wants. 165 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,637 You should totally say something. 166 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,110 Unless you want to set a precedent where she walks all over you 167 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:46,273 for the rest of your life, but it's your call. You might love that. 168 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,998 I wanted those red cumberbunds because that's the theme! 169 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,753 - Red is a theme? - Love is the theme! 170 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,956 We're in love, you idiot. 171 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:02,795 Why make a big deal about something we both know you don't even care about? 172 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,871 I don't know. 173 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,273 I better get to work before all the good patients are taken. 174 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,953 So tell me, is it harder being a surgeon or a doctor? 175 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,271 A surgeon, cos when you tell people that a loved one died, 176 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,955 you have to pull your surgical mask down and you shake your head. 177 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,270 If you do it too fast, it says, 178 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:35,070 "I knew he was gonna die." And if you take too long of a pause with it, 179 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,357 it gives them false hope. So you have to do it perfectly. 180 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,472 Damn. 181 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,038 If one of my loved ones ever dies, I hope it's because of you. 182 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,391 Hey, me too. 183 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,032 - Are we flirting? - Little bit. 184 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,789 Awesome. 185 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,668 - Have you seen the roof toilet? - No, but I'm a nervous pooer. 186 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,637 Now we're definitely not flirting. 187 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:04,635 I'm more comfortable with the setup I have at home. Like extra locks. 188 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,757 I've only gone outside my house twice. Once on an airplane 189 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,957 - and once at the White House. - How are the bathrooms there? 190 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:15,352 No idea, but the fountains are nice. And security? Quick as bunnies. 191 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:21,074 I know you've helped out a lot of people and I've got this intubating problem... 192 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,509 - I'll be right back. - Where are you going? 193 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,431 To climb a mountain. 194 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,157 This is completely unacceptable! 195 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,879 - You said find him a room. - Not my office, dammit! 196 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,712 He's your gardener! 197 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,711 I could have both of you suspended. 198 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,598 You closed an entire wing. 199 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,794 Did you hear what I said about being suspended? 200 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,077 You made your own bed, now your gardener's gotta sleep in it. 201 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,357 Fine. Get out of here. I'll get some paperwork done. 202 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,150 Tell me you're not waiting to use my roof toilet. 203 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:07,153 I would use Dr Kelso's, but I don't wanna wake up Hector. 204 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,232 OK, attention, roof poopers. 205 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:16,399 Setting aside the fact that I'll make sure you all live to regret this day, 206 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,550 let's keep the magic rolling. 207 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,632 Let's not tell anyone else there's a toilet on the roof. 208 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,917 - There is not a toilet on the roof. - You just said there was. 209 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,833 No. Yes, I did, but I was using a metaphor. 210 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,435 That means "God is watching us." 211 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,798 You've heard this, "There's a toilet on the roof." 212 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,509 - Right, people? - That's right. Ain't nothing up there. 213 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,589 Cool. 214 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:49,149 It's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're still best man. 215 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,879 It's not like Turk's gonna take that away from you. 216 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,475 JD, can I talk to you? Have you seen Carla around? 217 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,391 False alarm. 218 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:01,314 Cos I need to talk to you in private, sort of man-to-man. 219 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,874 I can't right now, Turk, I am completely swamped. 220 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,839 - Drawing lightning-bolts on your Nikes? - To get to my patients faster. 221 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,036 - How about later? - Later's no good. 222 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:16,069 I gotta finish telling my whole family that you picked me as your best man. 223 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,396 - This is hard. - Sorry it took me so long. 224 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,756 I had to go home. Damn roof toilet. It's got my number. 225 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,799 - Can't lick it? - God, no. I can't even sit on it. 226 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,598 Look, that problem I was talking about before. 227 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,037 I can't intubate patients anymore. I used to do that better than anyone. 228 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,351 Now, the only thing that sets me apart is that my beeper plays, 229 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,273 That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it 230 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,678 - I don't know what to do. - It's just a piece of porcelain. 231 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,752 There's no reason we both shouldn't be able to sit on it. 232 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,912 Yeah, about my career-ending problem... 233 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,390 - We must conquer the roof toilet. - Enough about the roof toilet! 234 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:03,031 I've heard about how amazing you are. I'm not leaving until you help me out. 235 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,031 Dammit. I have to go. 236 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,989 Elliot. I'll help you. 237 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,433 Thanks. 238 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:16,953 "If Sacred Heart Elementary for Girls does not change its name post-haste..." 239 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,315 I thought that was a nice touch. 240 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,119 "...legal action will be taken post-haste." 241 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,475 - Wait, that's wrong. - Shocker. 242 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,279 I can't think straight with this whispering. 243 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,749 It's like a Spanish golf tournament in here. 244 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,276 I'm sorry, Dr Kelso, but I'm trying to get their lunch orders. 245 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:38,912 That reminds me. Hector, Enid made you a prosciutto and mozzarella sandwich, 246 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:44,199 but I... There was a misunderstanding, and now it's gone. 247 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,475 I forget. Is que se joda kill him or screw him? 248 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,471 Screw him. 249 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,359 That's it! I just have to go and talk to him. 250 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,993 - Kevin Casey. - Dr Casey, have you seen Turk? 251 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:19,437 Oh, yeah. Nice guy. Good surgeon. Great dancer. 252 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,957 You should see us getting down when we try pants on together. 253 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,315 - I have to go. - Cool. I'll see you tomorrow? 254 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,994 Actually, no. I have to go back to my hospital. 255 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,548 - Why do you have to do that? - Look at it this way. 256 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,872 I may be leaving here, but I will always be there. 257 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,748 - I know. - I am so messing with you. 258 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,913 OK, it was amazing to work with you. 259 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,274 Thank you. 260 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,555 - And that's three seconds. - OK. Sorry. 261 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:53,191 Watching him go, I wondered how gay I looked giving that two-handed handshake. 262 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,397 And how weird it was that someone could walk into your life, 263 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:01,076 have such a big impact and then vanish just like that, never to be seen again. 264 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,720 But mostly, I thought about how, in some way, 265 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,314 Kevin had helped every person he met here. 266 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,559 Kevin? Has anybody seen Kevin? 267 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,071 Where the hell is Turk? 268 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,631 What's wrong? 269 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,918 Kevin left. Didn't even say goodbye. 270 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,788 He didn't say goodbye to a lot of people. Just me, Dr Cox, Carla, 271 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,792 Doug, Snoop Dogg intern. 272 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,758 - Where are my hos at? - I haven't seen them. 273 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,276 I don't want to sound pathetic, but he didn't even help me. 274 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,557 He didn't help a lot of people. It was just me and Turk and Carla 275 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,596 and Dr Cox and Doug and Dr Mickhead. 276 00:17:55,680 --> 00:18:00,117 - Mickhead? No, Mickhead's in rehab. - Was in rehab, Elliot, was. 277 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,794 He'll never huff paint again. 278 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,475 But look, if you need help I'm always here for you. 279 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,714 All right. 280 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,076 With intubating, I can't seem to intubate patients anymore. 281 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,071 There's Turk, I gotta go. 282 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,751 - Elliot? - Aunt Lillian? 283 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,679 Aunt Lillian? 284 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,035 What is it, Barbie? 285 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,270 - I need help. - I know you do, sweetie, 286 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,433 but I'm out of hair scrunchies. Scram, we're waiting for somebody. 287 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,033 Go on. 288 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,159 Hector's wife just set my drapes on fire with her damn prayer candle. 289 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,277 - He's here. - I want them both out of my office. 290 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:47,150 There's a ton of empty beds right here. All you have to do is flick the switch. 291 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:52,268 You know how to do that, don't you, Bob? You just bend over and flick. 292 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,677 I thought so. 293 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,831 Who took this? 294 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,753 With Mulberry, I really believe New York has a shot at the title, man. 295 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,034 Yeah, me too. 296 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,476 - What sport are we talking about? - I wanna say tennis. 297 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,832 Turk, I heard the message that your brother left on the machine. 298 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:41,118 I want you to know if there's anything I can do to make your wedding go smoother, 299 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:46,718 just tell me. Even if it's stepping down from being best man. 300 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:51,237 The only reason I asked my brother was because I knew he couldn't come. 301 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,108 Now I'm screwed because his plans have changed and he's all excited. 302 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,829 But, dude, it has to be you, you know that. 303 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,708 It's uncomfortable when two guys want to say something to each other. 304 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,953 - You've been my best friend... - You're my friend... 305 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,600 - Man, I love you. - I've known you since college. 306 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,557 - Cool. - Solid. 307 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:16,158 If it makes it easier, I guess we could be co-best man. 308 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,959 You have no idea how much stress that would relieve. 309 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,589 Even though, God says it's supposed to be one. 310 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,874 You think there's more to Dr Kelso than we know? 311 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:34,078 Sure. Is he, in fact, a latex-encased robot with real human hair 312 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,472 and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't rule that out. 313 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:43,350 You know, Hector told me he's worked for Dr Kelso for 20 years. 314 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,273 That's half his life. I mean, I know he looks 50, 315 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,397 but that's what being in the sun all day does to your skin. 316 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,517 Point is, it doesn't seem like he hates Dr Kelso. 317 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:57,674 Bob-O, is it possible that you're occasionally a decent human being 318 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,354 in your life outside of this place? 319 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:04,194 Well, champ, seeing as you don't exist in my life outside this place, 320 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,589 I doubt it's any of your damn business. 321 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,994 OK, so far no epiphanies. 322 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,311 Except that outdoor toilet seats are like frickin' icicles. 323 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,311 At least no one saw me go. 324 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,837 Go! Roll to her! 325 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,433 We don't have a helicopter pad. 326 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,273 We're out of time. He needs to be intubated, now! 327 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,511 - Just let me get someone. - Now! You! Let's go! Do it! 328 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,111 Come on! 329 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,431 I'm in. 330 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,432 You see, this is why I wanted you to use the bathroom up here. 331 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,837 If there's something you know you can do, whether it's intubating a patient 332 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:22,358 or copping a squat on the roof, and your mind keeps throwing up roadblocks, 333 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,954 just know you can drive right through 'em. 334 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,234 And if that doesn't help, maybe this will. 335 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,991 I can't believe it's gone. 336 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,275 It's human nature to search for answers. 337 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,557 Dude, why is your tux gonna cost $4,000? 338 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,031 No reason. 339 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:03,272 Sometimes the answer you get is the one you least expect. 340 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,555 All right, pipe down! 341 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,110 - Now, who's up for Dairy Queen? - Dairy Queen! 342 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,191 But more often than not, 343 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,114 the answers we've been looking for have been inside us all along. 344 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:23,032 Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago. 345 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,557 I guess the important thing is to never stop searching. 346 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,639 Occupied. 347 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:38,172 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org