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Being the new doctor at a
hospital can be difficult.

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That's why it's always nice
when someone takes the time

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to reach out and befriend you.

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Hey! I'm Ron, I'm a new doctor here.

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Yeah, Ron, the I Don't
Care ward's down there.

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Anyway, the person who reached
out to Molly... was Elliot.

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Hey, do you wanna go
down to Little Tokyo

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and do karaoke with me tonight?

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Do people with trichotillomania
compulsively pull their hair out?

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Do they?

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Cool. 'Cause inviting you to
karaoke is kind of a big deal to me.

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I'm a little shy about my "- aoke. "

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I'm sure you have nothing
to be embarrassed about.

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Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty
tone-deaf. And I do these, like,

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kick moves that I don't think
people really get. Plus I sometimes

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wear a cape. Eh! It's
probably all in my head.

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It's not.

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Ooh, Dr. Cox, can I ask you something?

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The answer is yes, it was me
who saw you doing leg lifts

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in the gym on that inflatable ball.
It was quite the display of girl power.

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Absolutely loved the leg warmers!

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First of all, they were
just big socks, okay?

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And secondly, if you
need to do some laundry,

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here's the washboard, right?

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What do you want?

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As co-chief resident, I've
noticed that some of my residents

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are a little overwhelmed.
And I think it would be nice

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if you gave 'em one of your
patented pep-talks, you know?

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I'll be more than glad to give
your residents a little pep-talk.

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Each and every one of you
is going to kill a patient.

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At some point during your
residency you will screw up,

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they will die, and it will be
burned into your conscience forever.

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Hell, take
pee-pants, here -

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"Pee-pants. "

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he just might go ahead and get himself a good clean kill

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this morning, seeing as his
patient, Mrs. Samson, is in DKA

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and he hasn't been tracking
her phosphate level.

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Her phosphate level.
Her phosphate level.

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Doug! Stop writing and go!

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That young man has
killed so many patients,

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I'm starting to think he just
might be a government operative.

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The point is, the harder you study,
the longer you just might be able

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to hold off that first kill. Other
than that, I guess cross your fingers

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and hope that the guy you murder
is a jackass with no family.

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Great to see you kids. All the best!

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Thank you... thank you, Dr. Cox... Uhh, okay,
guys, pizza and punch in the penthouse.

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Doug!

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Wrong patient
- one bed over.

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Hey there!

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This is like my eleventh slice.

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Cannonball this!

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Mm.

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That's the good stuff!

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So anyway, after Dr. Cox scared
them, no one wanted pizza or punch.

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Except for Doug, who'd
worked up a hearty appetite

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neglecting Mrs. Samson into a coma.

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Turk! What is Rowdy doing in my closet?

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He's guarding your shoes, baby!

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He almost gave me a heart attack!

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Baby, could you do me a favor and not
hold him by the haunches like that?

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Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.

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He's a pure-bred
- it's genetic.

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I am sick of that creepy thing!
I want him out of my house!

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Wow, isn't that a shocker,
you don't care about something

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that's important to me. You know
what? Why don't you just throw him out?

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Don't listen to him!
He's drunk on cheese!

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And don't think Rowdy doesn't
know what's going on here!

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What's he gonna do?

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Easy, boy. She ain't worth it.

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So, Mrs. Carter, it turns out
your fever was just a reaction

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to the anesthetic we gave you
during your cataract surgery.

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I'm sending you home.

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Can I drive my trans-am?

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That's not up to me, Mrs.
Carter. It's up to the police

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and the owner of those
horses you killed.

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Ohhh, they were everywhere!

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You were on a race-track, Mrs. Carter.

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I don't get why Turk
was so upset about Rowdy.

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I mean, he's just a creepy,
stuffed, stupid yellow dead dog.

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Too many adjectives?

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Well, I'm sure he's
more than a pet to Turk.

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I mean he's basically
a link to his childhood.

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He bought him eight years
ago at a garage sale.

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Oh, well, then he's
just a Nutter Butter.

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Still... I think I
really hurt his feelings.

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Maybe you should do something nice
for Rowdy. Like get him cleaned.

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Your sign doesn't say live dog groomer!

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As doctors, we always
take patients' histories,

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even though there usually
aren't a lot of surprises.

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And, Mr. Phillips, do you exercise?

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Yoga every morning.

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Ugh, I can't do yoga -
all that deep breathing.

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I hate breathing. Except, you
know, to live. Umm, do you drink?

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Occasional glass of wine with dinner.

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And any drug use?

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Been on and off heroin
for the last eight years,

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but I've been clean
for the last six months.

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See? Look, no track marks.

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Way to go, daddy!

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He's my biggest fan!

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Heh. Umm... Do you smoke cigarettes?

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No way.

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Of course not. Those things'll kill ya.

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Mr. Daniels, some fluid has
gathered near your heart,

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so I'm gonna schedule a periocardiocentesis
and drain it with a needle.

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Someone's gonna stick
a needle in my chest?

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Not just someone
- Dr. de Man.

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Who is Dr. de Man?

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Say it... say it without the "Dr. "

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Who's Mr. de Man?

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No, just say
the-the last name.

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Who's de Man?

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I'm de Man! That was awesome!
That was fun doing that with you.

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All right, now that you've got
his confidence, drive it home.

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So I'll go ahead and
schedule the procedure.

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If you think it's the right thing to do.

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I do.

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Dr. Cox, I want to thank you for
that "everyone's a murderer" speech.

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Nice scare tactic. Unfortunately,
my residents have stopped eating.

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That wasn't a scare tactic,
Portia! Eventually everyone commits

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a sin of omission or doesn't act quickly
enough, and somebody kicks the bucket.

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It's really... it's really not a question
of "if", it's a question of "when. "

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It's strange. Even though a lot of
patients have died under my care,

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I don't think I've
killed any of them...

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Heaven's a diner?

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Get anything you want, dear.

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Ooh! Maybe I'll have some flapjacks!

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They don't have those.

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No flapjacks in heaven!?!
Are flapjacks evil?

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We-d-d-don't worry about
it. Listen, dead people,

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do any of you feel that I may
have, you know... killed you?

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No.

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I mean, you weren't a great doctor.

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He was nervous.

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Oh, like a little bird! But no,
dear. You didn't kill any of us.

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You know what? I left
my wallet back on earth.

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Haha! Suckers!

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Heard you're trying to clean a dead dog.

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Yeah, who told you that?

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Mmm, the wind... Blonde doctor.

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Oh.

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I can clean it for you.

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Why would you do that?

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I don't know... Still a
little drunk from breakfast.

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Plus, taxidermy used to
be kind a... hobby of mine.

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You know, till the state
took my license away.

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How come?

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What happened to all the
cute little squirrels, Flo?

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Let's call this meeting to
order. Uh, first things first,

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I counted the ballots, and,
uh, someone voted twice.

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Interesting. I'm not
pointing fingers - Troy.

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There were never any squirrels.

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Turk. Got this patient who's got a damaged
heart valve and needs a replacement.

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Is he a good candidate for surgery?

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Definitely. Thirty-five, married,
good job, cute little boy, great dog...

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Can't remember what kind they said -
long-time recovering heroin addict -

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a bulldog! That's what it was!
Named Paris - after the city,

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not the slutty socialite tramp.

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He's a heroin addict?

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Yeah, but he is, like, super
serious about his sobriety.

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I mean, he's been to
rehab like six times.

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Sounds like he needs to dial it
up to super-duper serious, huh!

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I'll tell him!

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Look, Elliot, you know the chief
of surgery isn't gonna accept

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the surgical risk of a
valve replacement on someone

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who's just gonna destroy it with drugs.

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Want some of my pancakes?

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Uh, devil cakes? No thank you!

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Do you know that Dr. Cox
is trying to convince me

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that everyone eventually
kills a patient? But I haven't!

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I know you haven't!

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Hell yeah, I have. Remember
my first year? Mr. Quinn?

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I forgot to write the order
for his albumin drip and he...

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hemorrhaged and died.
You want your doughnut?

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And it turned out Turk
wasn't the only one.

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Mmm, Mrs. Kahn, my second year.

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Uh, Mrs. Studebaker, forty
minutes into my first day.

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I've been a doctor for thirty
years. What do you think?

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On my third day, there was Mr. Kirshnar.

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Jenny Roth, about eight weeks ago. It
was really tough, because she was hot.

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And then later
that third day-

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Oh, boy, that can't be good.

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No, Newbie, I have not killed.
But I happen to be, as always,

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the exception that proves
the rule. So, right about now,

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you gotta be asking yourself,
do you think you're that good?

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Oh my God. I'm gonna kill someone.

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Anyway, because of the heroin
use, surgery doesn't want

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to give Mr. Phillips a heart
valve. So now an ethics committee

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is gonna decide if he gets the
operation or not. And I'm freakin' out,

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because I've gotta go
and argue his case at-

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Oh my God! Is it already two o'clock!?

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Oh, relax, that's Greenland
time. This way I remember

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to call my mom on her vacation
before she goes on the boat.

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"The boat"?

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Yeah, she's been sleeping with
a commercial salmon fisherman.

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How fun for her!

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Look, I've dealt with a
lot of ethics committees,

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and you're gonna be great. I
mean the key is just be confident.

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Well, I'm not.

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I tell you what: I'll go with you
for moral support. And, you know,

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if things get dicey 'cause it's
just a bunch of stuffed shirts,

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then we could make out - and
they'll give you whatever you want.

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What? I thought I heard something.

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Goodbye, Todd.

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Back to the transplant.

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So, who's even on an ethics committee?

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Well, obviously higher ups. Umm...

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...the Chief of Medicine...
A sharp legal mind...

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And an older doctor with
a wealth of experience.

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If Edwards is dead, I want his cupcake.

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Not yet.

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As I was contemplating how
easy it would be to make

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my first fatal mistake, I
had a feeling that Mr. Daniels

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felt good about this procedure.

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You know, I feel good
about this procedure.

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See? Still, we all end up
leaning on certain clichés

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when making major decisions.
Like, "Don't jump off a bridge

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if you don't know how
deep the water is. "

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This procedure's too risky right now,
Mr. Daniels, I think we should wait.

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And, of course, the classic, "No
matter how clean the janitor gets

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your husband's dead dog, you
still need to put him in the trunk

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and not accidentally leave him
on the roof when you drive off. "

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And finally, the lesser-known, "You can
accomplish anything with a friend by your side. "

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I understand that because of his
drug problem, some of you don't think

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that Mr. Phillips is a good
candidate for surgery, but believe me,

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he understands that this heart
valve is a responsibility.

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Those of you who have met him,
like Ted, can attest to this.

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This is a very dicey case.
Ted, what do you think?

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She knows my name! Whatever she wants!

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Very ethical. Why don't I
open the floor to those people

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who currently do not
have erections? Dr. Clock.

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Do you think this guy'll stay clean?

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Oh, I'm just here as a friend.
I- I think you should ask Ted again.

235
00:11:47,288 --> 00:11:51,502
Oh, good God, she knows
it too! Am I awake?

236
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:57,302
Dr. Clock. Edwards, here, is at best just a few 
minutes away from walking towards the light,

237
00:11:57,302 --> 00:12:02,475
so what's say you stop wasting our time and
give me your professional opinion?

238
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,937
Of course, sometimes
friends will surprise you.

239
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,276
Mr. Phillips' numerous relapses
paint the picture of someone

240
00:12:09,276 --> 00:12:12,447
who has not overcome his addictions,
so, no, I don't think he will.

241
00:12:14,783 --> 00:12:16,160
Karaoke's so off!

242
00:12:20,499 --> 00:12:21,585
Look, I know you're mad.

243
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,794
Why? Because you betrayed me? Betrayer.

244
00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:26,341
Look, I'm sorry, but when they
asked me for my professional opinion,

245
00:12:26,341 --> 00:12:27,258
I had to give it.

246
00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,177
Oh, I don't know, if you were a
real friend you could have lied,

247
00:12:29,177 --> 00:12:32,098
kept your mouth shut, made out with me...
any of the stuff that we talked about!

248
00:12:32,849 --> 00:12:33,683
Did I just hear?

249
00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:34,810
Todd!

250
00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:38,232
Look, I really want to work
this out, but I have to see

251
00:12:38,314 --> 00:12:39,942
this schizophrenic patient,
and it's already six.

252
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:43,321
No, Molly, it's three! You're
still on stupid Greenland time!

253
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,119
Oh, shoot, I forgot to
call my mom in Yergi.

254
00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:52,125
I know I bailed on Mr. Daniels, but
the whole having not killed thing

255
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:55,129
got in my head. Still,
no one will notice.

256
00:12:55,211 --> 00:12:58,259
Ah! Kiki Dee! I heard
Mr. Daniels isn't getting

257
00:12:58,259 --> 00:13:00,803
his periocardiocentesis. Since when?

258
00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:02,471
Now you're gonna lie here.
Don't be too specific!

259
00:13:02,597 --> 00:13:05,810
Since 1:42 yesterday afternoon.
His wife did not want him to do it.

260
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:08,021
She's beautiful, by the way
- one green eye, one blue.

261
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,275
She's from Luxembourg.
They're both from Luxembourg.

262
00:13:10,316 --> 00:13:12,485
I believe they're, uh, Luxem... bourgian.

263
00:13:12,485 --> 00:13:14,613
Where in Luxembourg? I-I
spent two weeks there.

264
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:16,991
What are the odds? Just stay vague.

265
00:13:16,991 --> 00:13:20,120
Uh, outside Mertert,
near the German border.

266
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:20,621
Ah.

267
00:13:20,663 --> 00:13:23,417
They say what they miss most
are those lazy summer afternoons

268
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:24,627
on the Moselle River.

269
00:13:24,627 --> 00:13:26,671
You are channeling that
seventh grade book report!

270
00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:28,048
Okay. Okay, then.

271
00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:31,760
Bullet dodged! He totally bought
it! Hey, where's he taking me?

272
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,433
Mr. Daniels. We have
rethought things and decided

273
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:36,852
that you should have that procedure.

274
00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:37,852
Okay.

275
00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:40,898
I know that took quite
a bit of cajoling,

276
00:13:40,898 --> 00:13:42,443
but I think I was able to convince him.

277
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:46,113
That's okay. 'Cause I wasn't
the only one lying around here.

278
00:13:47,407 --> 00:13:49,909
Hey. Baby. I'm gonna head home and
watch some television with Rowdy.

279
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,582
Rowdy? NO! Um, you shouldn't go home.

280
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,584
Why?

281
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:59,923
I need you to go somewhere for me.
I want you to go to a... strip club!

282
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:01,844
Okay.

283
00:14:03,971 --> 00:14:05,348
Hey, Turk, can I talk
to you for a second?

284
00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:06,475
Can't talk now, good stuff's happenin'!

285
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:08,894
Can I talk to you for a second?

286
00:14:08,894 --> 00:14:09,979
Don't care!

287
00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:13,609
Where, where am I gonna find
a dead stuffed yellow lab?

288
00:14:13,735 --> 00:14:15,318
I can help.

289
00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:17,196
No, you have work to do.

290
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:21,995
Let's go.

291
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,336
NO!

292
00:14:28,504 --> 00:14:31,716
Okay. I just needed to
know where the line was.

293
00:14:40,937 --> 00:14:43,023
Helloo. Wrong place,
wrong time, little buddy.

294
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:54,121
Fellas, I'd like you all to meet... Kyle.
Welcome him, treat him as a brother.

295
00:14:54,204 --> 00:15:00,254
You'll enjoy it here. Any complaints, go
to Duane. Umm, what've we got on the table.

296
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:03,801
Greg, may I run the
meeting? Is that cool? Okay.

297
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,014
Well, I guess I was a little
more persuasive than I thought.

298
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:09,975
You got the heart valve!

299
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,268
Oh! That's amazing!

300
00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:15,317
We have to celebrate. How do
you celebrate without heroin?

301
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:16,568
Uh, with cake mostly.

302
00:15:16,568 --> 00:15:18,195
Then let's score some cake.

303
00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:21,032
And, Mr. Phillips, part of the
deal here is that you'll come back

304
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,533
for the next six weeks for drug rehab.

305
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:25,246
Absolutely. Not a problem.
I'm real good at rehab!

306
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,834
But after that, I'm gonna
move my family down to Florida.

307
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:31,213
Start fresh, you know?

308
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,255
Yeah.

309
00:15:32,255 --> 00:15:35,425
Hey! Did somebody page me? I'm sorry I
took so long, I was just eating lunch.

310
00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:38,472
Oh, of course you were! It's 8:30 in
the morning! Just wanted to let you know

311
00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:40,433
that the committee voted in my favor.

312
00:15:41,226 --> 00:15:42,059
Congratulations!

313
00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:43,186
Thank you.

314
00:15:43,186 --> 00:15:44,355
Well, I was congratulating Dean.

315
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,439
Uh, why?

316
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:46,941
He got a new heart valve.

317
00:15:46,941 --> 00:15:48,443
Oh, right. She voted against you!

318
00:15:48,485 --> 00:15:49,945
Can I talk to you outside?

319
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,576
Did you just page me so you
could rub my face in this?

320
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:57,330
Yes. Uh, there's also a couple
of messages on your home machine.

321
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,042
Look, Elliot, I hope I'm wrong,
and I hope he stays clean.

322
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,836
Let's just not make this personal, okay?

323
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,132
Said the loser. Who lost.

324
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:07,844
Don't push me. 'Cause one of the
reasons I became a therapist is

325
00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:10,390
I've always been able to zero in
on a person's greatest insecurity.

326
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:13,310
Ohhh, I'm real scared,
Molly, what'cha gonna-

327
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,311
Eyebrows.

328
00:16:17,525 --> 00:16:19,903
"Eyebrows. " Like
that's gonna make you-

329
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,074
Elliot, come on, you
can't be that insecure.

330
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,871
Giant Adam's apple!

331
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,543
I have to go.

332
00:16:31,543 --> 00:16:34,422
Elliot's comment didn't bother me,
because I'm proud of the body God gave me.

333
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:39,094
Besides, I had bigger problems. I
had to do Mr. Daniels' procedure.

334
00:16:39,887 --> 00:16:42,433
Luckily I'm a professional, and
professionals finish the job.

335
00:16:43,892 --> 00:16:47,898
This needle is too sticky! I'm
out! Get it together, Laverne!

336
00:16:49,524 --> 00:16:53,113
Hey, Peggy? Yes, I noticed the
turtleneck choice in August,

337
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,658
and can only assume it's got
something to do with that grapefruit

338
00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:59,038
you store in your trachea.
Let me put your mind at ease:

339
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,915
You've killed before.

340
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:02,876
Who?

341
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,169
Do you remember Mrs. Carter?

342
00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:07,716
Whoa. Bye-bye.

343
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:10,136
Wahoooo!

344
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:12,556
She died?

345
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,603
Three days ago of endocarditis. You didn't
get blood cultures and you missed it.

346
00:17:16,729 --> 00:17:17,730
You happy?

347
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,109
The weird thing was that
I was a little happy.

348
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:23,821
Sticky needle please!

349
00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:28,577
Here you go, Doctor. Oh, by the way,
when this is over I'm kicking your ass!

350
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:33,208
Psst! Where's your husband?

351
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,177
He isn't here.

352
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:43,932
Ruff, ruff.

353
00:17:45,474 --> 00:17:46,726
You found Rowdy!?!

354
00:17:46,726 --> 00:17:51,607
Nope. Not Rowdy. This is Steven. You know,
Rowdy was 48 inches from snout to tail,

355
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,653
Steven's only 46... on a good day.

356
00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,196
I think we're okay!

357
00:17:56,656 --> 00:17:58,200
I got him off another
taxidermy guy on the internet.

358
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,412
Had to trade him my, uh, squirrel army.

359
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,707
Oh, I'm sorry you had to
do that; but thank you!

360
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,796
Nah. Everyone thinks squirrel
armies are so great...

361
00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:09,715
I'm not sure it's the
healthiest habit in the world.

362
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:13,179
Thank you.
Thank-

363
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,057
He likes the park.

364
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,934
Let it go. Okay.

365
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:22,065
Ew. Smells like Rowdy.

366
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,569
He's Steven.

367
00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:30,828
Killing Mrs. Carter, though admittedly bad
for her, was just the pick-me-up I needed.

368
00:18:32,246 --> 00:18:34,582
I don't know how my car ended
up in the community pool.

369
00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:38,045
You musta lost control after
you went through the snack bar.

370
00:18:38,045 --> 00:18:39,255
Mmm.

371
00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:40,422
Mrs. Carter?

372
00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:46,015
Ooh, did I trick
Newbie? I did, didn't I!

373
00:18:46,056 --> 00:18:49,102
And now of course he has to live
in fear of when he will kill.

374
00:18:49,102 --> 00:18:51,062
When, when, when when when
when when when when when?

375
00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:52,481
You know what, I don't appreciate lying.

376
00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:56,528
Come on. I know you're scared. A lot
of times you feel like a little girl

377
00:18:56,695 --> 00:19:00,742
in a big gal's body. But here's the
dirty little secret: Fear is good.

378
00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:05,248
It keeps you from becoming a crappy doctor.
Trick is you just can't let it paralyze you.

379
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:09,837
But don't you worry about a thing, there,
Newbie. You're a sure thing to get a kill.

380
00:19:09,837 --> 00:19:12,132
In fact, should be any day now!

381
00:19:12,132 --> 00:19:15,720
One of the hardest things around here is that
sometimes you don't get to know how things end.

382
00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:23,730
What are you doing?

383
00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:29,530
Oh, just waiting for Mr. Phillips. He,
uh, showed up the first couple of days,

384
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:32,076
but he's missed his last
three rehab appointments.

385
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:35,121
I'll wait with you.

386
00:19:36,873 --> 00:19:39,586
Thanks. I got my eyebrows waxed.

387
00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:41,547
They look really good.

388
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,639
...Whether it's wondering
if your husband will realize

389
00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:50,642
you replaced his dead dog
with a shorter replica...

390
00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:56,358
...Or wondering when and if you're
gonna kill that first person.

391
00:19:57,651 --> 00:19:59,947
Okay, everybody, watch closely,
because if you're not careful,

392
00:19:59,947 --> 00:20:02,074
you can cause a pneumothorax.

393
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,667
Ultimately it'll drive you crazy if you
don't have a friend to help you through it.

394
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,547
You know, he might have gone to Florida early.
Maybe he's going to a hospital down there.

395
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:14,883
You think?

396
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,385
I don't know. Maybe.

397
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,880
Okay, there is no way I'm following
that guy. I don't even have my cape.

398
00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:50,272
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