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Even though I was already an amazing doctor,

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when I became chief resident I decided to add
a little something extra to my repertoire.

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A "hook," if you will.

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Mrs. MacCalla, 40s, moderately attractive,
condition improving.

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Did you just say I was moderately attractive?

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Excuse me, Mrs. MacCalla.

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Patient's complaint of hearing loss
was clearly just to get attention.

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Where'd you get the idea
for the stupid tape recorder?

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Dude, I love your new tape recorder.

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You two are idiots!

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Come on, Carla,
I wanted a hook and I only had one other idea.

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Mr. Hawkins, the results of your tests
are back, and you have...

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Liver disease! Liver disease!

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Sorry, that's all he can say.
Anyway, you don't have liver disease...

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you have inoperable lung cancer.

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Liver disease!

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If only, Chauncy.

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Bottom line, that tape recorder
won't fly away and break your heart.

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I'm sorry!

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I'm just a little edgy because
my husband woke me up again last night,

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and he knows once I'm up
I can't go back to sleep!

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Baby, I was quiet last night.

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Great. I'm awake.

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Sorry about that, sweetness.

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Um, since you're up,
I was wondering if maybe we could...

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Are you crazy?

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No, Turk. But...

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Gesundheit!

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I love my new tape recorder.

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Not only is it a time-saver,
I can record my every thought.

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I like toast.

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They aren't all winners.

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Still, as long as I have this thing,
I don't need to be in my head so much.

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Excuse me! Heh!

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Why did I say "excuse me"?
He bumped in to me!

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I have to stop doing that.

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Excuse me!

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Frick!

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Hey, I got you a blueberry muffin, but I know you
don't like blueberries, so I picked them all out.

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A lot of people think Molly's a little off,
but I totally get her.

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She's like the big sister I always wanted.

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She makes me feel better about myself.

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They're so not finger-toes.
I mean, these are finger-toes.

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Yours are cute like french fries.

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Really?

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Yeah!

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I can do calligraphy with mine.

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She looks after me.

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Sorry! Sorry!

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She makes me do things I don't normally do.

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She's the Peppermint Patty to my Marcy...

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you know, minus the thick glasses
and the strong lesbian vibe.

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Half of what rappers say doesn't make any sense.
Like that Snoop Dogg-Dr. Dre song?

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What does "still hittin' them corners
and those ho-hos girl" mean?

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Many disadvantaged African-Americans
have limited nutritional choices,

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therefore they must subsist on Ho-Ho snack cakes.

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It's a black thing, bro.

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Actually, Turk, it's "still hittin' them corners
and them'lo-los' girls. "

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Lo-los, not ho-hos.

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See, Turk, in the'hood,

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a lo-lo is a lowrider, or a car with an adjusted
suspension that allows it to bounce up and down.

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And Dre and Snoop enjoy driving around together
in their lowriders around the corners,

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or lizzle-rizzles.

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I'm representin' for them gangtas all across the world!

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Still hittin' them corners and them lo-los girls!

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Still taking my time to perfect the beat, and I still got love for the street!

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Turk! You just got schooled on rap by the two whitest chicks in America!

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None of you can prove it!

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I got it on tape.

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Scrubs épisode 4x05:
Her story

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Transcript: http:/scrubs. mopnt. com/scripts/
Script & Timing: Siefaz Pour www. forom. com

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There's Dr. Kelso.

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Okay, you're chief resident now, so say hi.

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But don't stop, or you'll have to come up with something else to say,

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and you know you don't improvise well.

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Hi, Dr. Kelso!

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Dr. Reid.

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I see you've trimmed your nose hair!

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Frick on a stick!

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Molly's nervous because her boyfriend's in town.

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You know, Mike's kind of private, so when we go out to dinner, just pretend I never told you any of that personal stuff.

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Gotcha.

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Mike's got a curved peep.

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Whoa!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa, watch your step, there, little lady!

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Thanks, Janitor!

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He is so sweet! But why doesn't he just put up a sign that says "wet floor"?

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Wet floor.

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Sorry I'm late! I was recording some thoughts and I slipped and fell.

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Gimme this!

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Possible nicknames for Dr. Cox when we become best friends:

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The Coxinator. Cox of Seagulls.

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Here it comes. Another condescending rant about how we suck at our jobs.

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Since you two have become chief residents, I've noticed that your leadership skills are...

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how can I put this delicately?

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Crap!

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Oh, sir, I don't know about that. Some people say I'm

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That is so not nice!

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Well, then, why don't you go ahead and get that young resident back there to come up here?

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Easy. Lonnie?

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Not right now!

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Yessir?

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Slap yourself very hard in the face, then leave.

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Anyway, one of you two is going to speak at grand rounds today.

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And here comes the part where he throws me to the wolves to protect his little protégé.

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...meenie, miney... aha... moe. Barbie, you're up.

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Perfect.

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Our TV's working. Why are you reading?

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Oh, I'm researching some leadership techniques for my residents.

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Well, you're better off watching good ol' Papa Smurf, here!

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Yeah, he says leadership boils down to three things:

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Smurferation, Smurferation, Smurf.

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"Preparation, Inspiration, and Fear"?

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You know it.

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Ooh, are we playing pillow feet again?

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I'm not waking Carla tonight.

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Turk.

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I'm sorry, baby.

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So you're definitely up now, huh?

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Yes!

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That's it. From now on, you and I are going to bed at the same time.

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Okay, that's fine.

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But you know what, baby, since you're up, I was wondering...

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No, Turk! I can't believe that you...

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Oh, my God.

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How does she eat like that and stay so thin?

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If I didn't love her so much, I'd totally spread rumors that she's bulimic.

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So how's it going?

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I'm freaking out about grand rounds today because Dr. Cox hung me out to dry again.

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You'll be fine. Just do what I do: Fake it till you make it.

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Like when a guy is really bad in bed and you pretend that he is awesome

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so he doesn't go to a special store, buy one of those weird pumps,

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and then accidentally run into your dad?

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Kind of...

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See Dr. Kelso over there?

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I have to go over and justify my program for our psychotic homeless population?

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Am I scared to go over to his table of stuffy fat guys,

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'cause I know they're just gonna stare and my chest the whole time?

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Of course!

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But...

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I'm just gonna act confident, and they're gonna believe that I'm confident.

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Wow!

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'Scuse me.

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Yeah, those are my boobs.

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Have you had time to go over my proposal?

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Ah, yes, medical care for crazy homeless people. Sounds like a money-maker.

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You know it's a good idea!

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As I watched Molly shielding her boobs and working her magic,

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I realized she wasn't just my friend...

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she's the mentor I've always been looking for.

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Check out my man getting his leadership on!

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First he hits'em with a little preparation.

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Are there any more questions about evolving treatment therapies?

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Next, inspiration.

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Now, I just want you to know, you guys all have the potential to be amazing doctors.

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And finally, a dose of fear.

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M'kay, I'll see you guys.

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Okay, fear might need a little work, but otherwise Smurftastic!

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That's how I Smurf, baby.

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Mm, Smurfette. Blue boobies.

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Who wants some of this!

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Turk! It's bedtime.

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Baby, when you said we'd go to sleep at the same time,

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I thought you meant you'd stay up until I went to sleep.

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Turk. That's crazy talk!

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The guys are here and it's the ninth inning!

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Gentlemen, a moment for our fallen comrade.

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How, uh, how old is this patient?

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Seventy-nine.

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Uh-huh. And...

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how old would you say he was when you started this procedure?

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The more I thought about how awesome Molly is, the more I got sick of Dr. Cox's crap.

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Oh my God, I could fly to China, adopt a child,

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raise her and send her to medical school,

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and then train her to do this procedure in the time it's taking you to finish.

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Enough! He's never been there for you!

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Burn this bridge once and for all!

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Barbie, honest to God, if you...

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You know what, Dr. Cox?

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I have so had it with this whole macho alpha-male thing, and I have heard every tired,

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recycled put-down you have in you. So, from now on,

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save your stupid lessons for someone who gives a frick, because honestly,

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I don't even wanna see you or the stupid poodle perm of yours

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unless it's walking away from me.

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God, that felt great!

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Huh. Hopefully it won't have ramifications for anyone else.

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I'm feeling so good today!

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I still feel good,'cause nobody saw me fall!

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That sound you're hearing is my residents' respect.

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It feels good.

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GLORIA!

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You're supposed to start pre-rounds at 7 o'clock. It's now 7:03.

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I'm sorry I'm late, but I was singing and I fell.

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And I know I've used the falling excuse before, but it happened again!

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Look!

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I know the only thing you've ever been responsible for...

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was picking which Duran Duran cover band would play at your sorority formal,

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but you're supposed to be teaching these kids.

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So how's about you learn how to walk, ditch the tape recorder, and act like you got a pair!

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Ha-ha!

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Kill Lonnie.

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I felt great after telling Dr. Cox off. Why?

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Because I knew I had someone to support me, someone to look up to,

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someone pretty amazing.

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That outfit would look better on my floor.

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Mistake!

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Ohh! No! Not the Lasso of Truth!

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I once had a threesome... and not the cool kind!

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Hey! Uh, we gotta do the dinner another night.

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How come?

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Well, Mike got up early this morning and he wanted to read the paper,

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and I don't get it, so then he went to the neighbors', and they don't get it either, so...

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he broke into their garage and stole their car and wrapped it around a telephone pole.

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Oh my God, is he okay?

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I've been better.

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Oh, sorry. Mike, Elliot. Elliot, Mike.

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Ohh, that's great!

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I'll be right in.

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Elliot, I'm sorry...

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You don't have to say anything... I know all about how it is...

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when you think a guy is great and he ends up being a car thief.

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Well, you know, relationships are never perfect, and...

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and Mike's got a lot of potential.

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He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

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Oh my God, my mentor's a crazy person!

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Molly!

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Coming, babe!

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So, uh, rain-check on the dinner!

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Yeah!

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Watching Molly, I found myself asking the same questions I always do.

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Did I line up behind the wrong person?

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Am I too much of a wimp?

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Oh my God! What a catch!

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Will people around here ever respect me?

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Guys? Guys. Guys!

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Unfortunately I had closed the door on the creep who used to occasionally give me answers.

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I just had to hope that I hadn't closed it for good.

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Uh, Dr. Cox, do you have a sec?

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It's gonna be okay, sweetie.

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As I watched Molly gently stroke the hand of a convicted felon,

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I had to admit his eyes were stunning.

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Still, I couldn't help but think what the next few years would be like if she was my mentor.

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The police caught this guy robbing a liquor store.

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His tox-screen came back positive for methamphetamines and cocaine.

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Okay, what should I do?

247
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Oh my God, make out with him immediately! He's such a catch!

248
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Hi, I'm Dr. Reid.

249
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What's up?

250
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,470
Dude, Dr. Cox went ballistic on me in front of all my residents,

251
00:13:03,505 --> 00:13:05,280
now I've lost my mojo. Check this out.

252
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,605
Hey, J.D.

253
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,750
See, there's no fear! Can you help a brother out?

254
00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:13,200
Dude, I've got my own problems! I've got a bedtime again!

255
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,240
I haven't had a bedtime in like twelve years!

256
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,800
You had a bedtime when you were seventeen?

257
00:13:16,835 --> 00:13:17,900
No! Not every night.

258
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,610
On the weekends I didn't have to be in bed by 11, but I had to be in my room.

259
00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:21,760
Oh. That's way cooler.

260
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,670
The point is Carla's setting some kind of record on being a major pain in the ass, and I can't help you.

261
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:30,110
Carla's setting some kind of record on being a major pain the ass, and I can't help you.

262
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,440
Okay, here's what you do...

263
00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:39,165
Okay, you can't bend that way anymore,

264
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'cause when you do, that last vertebrae above your butt sticks out

265
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and makes you look like a prehistoric camel.

266
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What are you thinking?

267
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:46,920
Same ol', same ol'.

268
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Camel-butt?

269
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Yeah...

270
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Hey, Carla, can you warn everyone that Mike gets a little handsy when he's on the pain-killers?

271
00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,430
Dr. Vaji already told us.

272
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It was horrible.

273
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,920
Um, Elliot, do you wanna grab some lunch?

274
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,740
Oh, um, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm, uh, busy.

275
00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:04,990
Okay.

276
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I felt bad, but it was time to start pulling away.

277
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:11,900
Dr. Cox?

278
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:12,620
Hold on.

279
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:16,210
Say, Bob, did you happen to order any of the pain in the ass?

280
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No.

281
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,640
We didn't order any of the pain in the ass.

282
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,330
You yelled at me in front of my residents!

283
00:14:20,365 --> 00:14:21,375
I didn't yell at ya.

284
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:25,340
So how's about you learn to walk, ditch the tape recorder, and act like you got a pair!

285
00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:26,650
I'll let you two talk.

286
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,540
Oh, and Perry, I would be remiss if I didn't tell you that earlier I wish I'd said,

287
00:14:31,575 --> 00:14:34,120
"I must have ordered the pain in the ass, seeing as you're sitting there. "

288
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:37,240
Here I was thinking the same thing, Bob. Let's do this again.

289
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,370
Tell you what, there, Gidget,

290
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if you promise to leave right now, I won't yell at you in front of your peons anymore.

291
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,090
You ruined my credibility! Now look me in the eyes and tell me that's not messed up!

292
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:49,580
Fair enough.

293
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:53,495
Later on today when you are with your residents, I'll come up for something,

294
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you'll tell me you're too busy in a manly way, and I will contritely turn around

295
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,760
and walk out of the room with my tail between my legs. Problem solved.

296
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Can you pull off contrite?

297
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,500
Can you pull off manly way?

298
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,530
Should have seen that coming.

299
00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,850
Oh, hey, Turk, would you pour me a cup of decaf, please? We gotta go to bed early tonight.

300
00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:10,580
I'll have some of that decaf, son!

301
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,220
Sir, see, this is regular.

302
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:17,800
Yeah, I gotta give Carla the strong stuff just to keep her awake so I can stay up a little later.

303
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,270
Ahh, drugging your own wife. Been there.

304
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,690
Careful, though.

305
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,110
Starts out with coffee, next thing you know, you're rooting around the nightstand...

306
00:15:26,145 --> 00:15:28,650
for an adrenaline shot to counteract a Valium overdose.

307
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Your coffee, my love.

308
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,650
Thank you, my husband.

309
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What a fun day.

310
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:46,920
Hey, camel-butt!

311
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,570
I heard you and Carla talking earlier.

312
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,500
Frick on a stick with a brick! Just leave.

313
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Oh, whoa, now.

314
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,540
What happened to... what happened to feisty Barbie, huh?

315
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:02,240
You know, it took me a helluva lot to shake off that tongue-lashing you gave me yesterday.

316
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,310
Yeah, well, yesterday I had a mentor, but she turned out to be insane.

317
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,745
I mean, how am I supposed to take professional advice...

318
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,830
from somebody who can't even hold together their personal life?

319
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,050
Look, I know you and I have never really connected...

320
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,835
maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying,

321
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:19,640
or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate relentlessly annoying people...

322
00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:21,890
I don't know. But answer me one question:

323
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Do you think I'm a good teacher?

324
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,030
To some people.

325
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,090
Fair enough. Why don't we go ahead and take a look at my personal life?

326
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:34,810
I am in love with a woman that I hate, my two-year-old son calls me "Pewwy," and...

327
00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:38,240
this is something that I've never actually shared with anybody before, but...

328
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,735
on Saturday nights, I like to throw on a nice dress,

329
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:45,530
go out to dive bars, and insist that everybody call me Mrs. Haberdasher!

330
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:48,370
No, you don't.

331
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:52,390
Well, even if I did, it wouldn't really matter since that has nothing to do...

332
00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:55,055
with how good of a teacher I am. Stick with me here, Barbie.

333
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:58,600
The point is that if you finally found somebody who makes you believe in yourself...

334
00:16:58,635 --> 00:17:00,140
as much as you did yesterday, well,

335
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,290
I would think twice before I wrote that person off.

336
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,730
Okay, everybody, gather around please?

337
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,340
Newbie, I need to talk to you?

338
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,160
I'm a little busy right now, Perry!

339
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:18,980
Oh. My fault, I'll come back later.

340
00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:22,050
Oh, and another thing.

341
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,340
From now on, I'd prefer it if you'd address me as "Dr. Dorian. "

342
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:28,490
Are you really doing this?

343
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,840
You bet your ass I am.

344
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:33,870
And from now on, if you have a problem with me, you come see me in private,

345
00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:35,190
not in front of my boys!

346
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,190
My boys got enough to worry about!

347
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,550
Wrap it up, there, bingo.

348
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:42,870
I simply will not tolerate it, Perry! And neither will my boys!

349
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,640
The next minute you find yourself alone, I'm gonna kill ya.

350
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,010
It was worth it.

351
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,250
Lonnie, slap the face!

352
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,980
All of you, slap your faces!

353
00:17:58,820 --> 00:17:59,510
Awesome.

354
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:11,760
Mm? Wha? Wha? Oooh. It's morning already?

355
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:16,170
No. But I could see how you'd think that, being that it's light out and we're in bed.

356
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:21,120
Baby, since we got married, I've done every little thing you've asked me to do.

357
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:26,300
But I will not have my woman tell me when I need to go to bed! Okay!

358
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:27,710
Okay.

359
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:28,810
Really, that quick?

360
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,980
I love it when you're all "my woman this, my woman that. "

361
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,940
That's what's up.

362
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,330
Goodnight.

363
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,510
We're keepin' the lights on?

364
00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:45,135
Oh, yeah.

365
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,110
Oh, yeah! Ohh!

366
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,170
Hey, Molly?

367
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:56,330
I was just wondering if I could get your advice on something.

368
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,920
You know, if you're not too busy with Mike.

369
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,320
Oh, actually we decided to take a little break.

370
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:01,730
How long?

371
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:03,180
Two-to-five years.

372
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,620
I freaked you out a little bit with him, didn't I?

373
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:09,780
I try not to judge.

374
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,160
I know I should know better, I'm a shrink.

375
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,720
But show me a guy who wants to get married and has a good job, and it's like snoozeville for me.

376
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,615
But if you know a thirty-five-year-old who still lives at home with his mom...

377
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:23,590
and he still thinks his band can make it, tell me where to meet him so I can buy him dinner!

378
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:29,520
Listening to Molly made me realize a person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.

379
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:33,030
Yeah, I've dated some pretty immature guys, too.

380
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:38,085
Hello, tiny ladies!

381
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:43,210
I don't believe we've met! I'm the world's most giant doctor! Nice to...

382
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,570
As I watched Elliot and Molly walk off, and thought about how Lonnie...

383
00:19:47,605 --> 00:19:50,280
was a much less stable giant doctor base than Turk,

384
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:54,100
I realized how important it is to have someone close to you that you can count on.

385
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,060
Lonnie! Damn you!

386
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:05,080
Especially if that someone is a resident that can keep Dr. Cox from killing you.

387
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,210
Not in front of my boys! This is Lonnie! He's one of my boys!

388
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,240
Not sure what that means. See you later.

389
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,110
Sometimes you have to keep people closer than you'd like.

390
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,670
That was too easy.

391
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:25,670
No way I'm doing that seven nights a week.

392
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,260
In my case, it was best just to keep my distance.

393
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,080
Can I have a word with you?

394
00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:37,750
Go.

395
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:42,090
I wonder if we're going to a happy place?

396
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:49,722
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