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Dammit! Brain Freeze is too hard.

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I knew I should've gone for Funny Bone.

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Step aside!

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One thing I've learned is to never play Operation against a surgeon for money.

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Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?

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That depends, what are we talking about?

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Ah-haa! Ha-haaa! Let's play again.

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- No.
- Oh, come on,

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if you do, I promise that every time I hit the buzzer I'll act like I'm getting electrocuted, like this:

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That's awesome, but no. My blood sugar's a little low.

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You want a cookie?

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Turk's blood sugar was low because he has Type II diabetes

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and hasn't figured out his medication yet.

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Mulattos.

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They're Milanos, you idiot.

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I always thought that was a little bigoted for a cookie.

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Cookie racism aside, I had bigger problems.

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It had been three weeks since our dad died, and my brother Dan was still staying with me.

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Boy, nothing like a little time off to remind you how hard you been working, huh?

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You bar tend three shifts a week.

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Two. They dropped me one for doinking the Jell-o shot girl.

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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Sorry I'm late.

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Since I had dumped Elliot and broke her heart, she couldn't really be there for me.

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But thankfully she was there for my brother.

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You doing okay?

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I am now.

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You know, without Elliot, I never woulda gotten through my dad's death.

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Our dad's death.

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Right. Air-hockey?

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Oh, hellooo.

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Women are checking me out lately.

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Was it the ten push-ups I've been cranking out every other Sunday?

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Perhaps.

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More likely it was the pledge I made not to date anyone until Elliot did.

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See, since then, the gals have been all over me.

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Can I buy you a drink?

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I'm sorry, sugar, this store is closed.

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They've been all over me.

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Very impressive, but I'm sorry.

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You have some... gum... on your shoe.

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Dr. Clock, do you have a minute?

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Sure. I was just talking to Dr. Bromberg about switching shifts...

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so that I can go to Mexico for my mom's wedding. I am so psyched!

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She is getting married to this guy that has been like a father to me since I was this big.

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Actually, maybe I was this big... How tall was I in fourth grade?

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It's a mystery!

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Now, our old hospital psychiatrist used to write my wife, Enid, a prescription for crazy pills.

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He was a dear, dear friend, but he died or moved or something and now I need you to do the honors.

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Have her come in for a few sessions, I'll gladly prescribe antidepressants.

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That's going to be a problem.

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Why?

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She doesn't know she's taking them.

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The key to sleeping in the on-call room...

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is to block out the noises around you like snoring, teeth-grinding, or even...

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...on-call room nookie.

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Hello, my old friend, how I've missed you.

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That's feel good.

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Yes, it does.

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Time out, male moaning! Party's over!

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Hey!

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Hey, little brother.

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Scrubs épisode 4x07:
My common enemy

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Transcript: http:/scrubs. mopnt. com/scripts/
Script & Timing: Siefaz Pour www. forom. com

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You know, on'The Sopranos,'

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if a guy caught his brother with his ex-girlfriend,

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he'd just rub his ass out!

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Oh, believe you me, the second I get Dan alone,

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there's gonna be some serious ass-rubbing.

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I shouldn't smack-talk.

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Hey, mind if I join you guys?

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I think the question you should be asking is, "Mind if I diddle your ex?"

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Oh, and just a great big congratulations on your on-going streak...

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of being the world's worst older brother!

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Thanks, Coxy!

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I knew it was my turn to let Dan have it, but for some reason I wasn't mad.

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Listen, Dan...

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J.D., let me explain.

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I came to the hospital to see you,

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and then I ran into Elliot and it just happened.

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It was a one-time thing.

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I'm okay with it.

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Great,'cause it's been going on for a few weeks.

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Elliot's amazing! Smart, funny... hhhot.

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I was in a dark place and she saved me, she really did.

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Haven't felt this good since my dad died.

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Our dad.

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Right.

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Hold up!

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When Carla and I came home yesterday, we heard something.

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Did you two hook up in J.D.'s room?

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A friend wouldn't ask and a gentleman wouldn't tell.

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Did you?

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Twice! But we didn't go under the sheets out of respect.

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How thoughtful!

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I'm so sorry you lost your grandmother.

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Our prayers go out to you and your family.

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Thank you, Doctor. That's very kind.

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That'll be seventeen hundred dollars.

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Sir. Sir?

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It is not your job to collect money from patients!

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I know, but I just fired the woman who usually does it.

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You fired Glenda? Why?

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Oh, how precious!

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Mind if I hold him?

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Go right ahead.

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I FINALLY GOT A BABY!

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She was stealing from the hospital.

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Oh, Dr. Clock. Uh, look,

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I'm afraid I wasn't being honest with you before.

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In my job, it seems like I'm always the bad guy.

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Hard as this is to admit, it gets to me sometimes.

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The point is, the antidepressants I asked you to prescribe weren't for my wife, they were for me.

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Oh, I understand. So what dosage are you on?

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Where are my Fig Newtons, Bob?!

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I'm getting them, dear!

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About half a Newton?

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No dice.

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Hey!

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Boy, oh boy, does it look like you pissed off the wrong guy there, crunchy.

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And trust me, he'll make you pay.

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Oh, Dr. Kelso's all bluster. Underneath it all, I bet he's a sweetheart.

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No, no. Underneath it all, he is pure evil.

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Perry, no one's pure evil! I mean, yeah, some people have a hard outer shell,

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but inside, everybody has a creamy center.

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There are plenty of people here on this particular planet...

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who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.

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So they'd have more of a nougaty center?

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Lady, people aren't chocolates.

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D'you know what they are mostly?

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Bastards.

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Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists...

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who walk around vomiting sunshine.

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I'm touching your creamy center!

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Ohh, I am... so very angry...

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that I'm going to find someone to kill...

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just to prove her wrong.

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Why you acting like that whole Dan and Elliot thing doesn't bother you?

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Because it doesn't.

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Dude, you're missing a great opportunity here, man.

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If you act like it bothers you, Elliot'll feel guilty...

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and she'll finally forgive you for dumping her.

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I'm telling you, you gotta use this like I use my diabetes.

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Watch.

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Honey? My blood sugar's dipping.

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Don't move!

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Thanks, sweetness!

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Oh my God! This could be my diabetes!

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Exactly. But you gotta use it before that window closes.

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Lucky for me, my diabetes window stays open 24/7.

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Unless, God forbid, they find a cure.

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Amen, brother.

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Bye, folks.

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You'll notice I knocked a hundred dollars off the bill because of the...

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you know, baby-stealing thing.

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Turk was right.

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Lying to Elliot was the perfect way to get our friendship back to normal.

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Thanks for the loaner scooter, Johnny!

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I wanna talk to you for a second!
Can you turn that thing off?

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Sorry!

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Sorry!

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Sorry!

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Look, when I caught you two yesterday, I didn't know what to say.

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But now I do.

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You really hurt me.

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Okie-dokie.

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GUYS! THERE ARE SICK PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP!

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J.D., are you really this upset?

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Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?

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A little confused considering I have four brothers.

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But not surprised.
At you or Barry.

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Barry?

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I guess I just didn't think I was doing anything wrong.

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Well obviously you did, or you woulda told me about it from the beginning.

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That one had to sting.

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I really wanna look back and see if it landed,

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but I'll have to go back to sad face first.

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Oh, it landed!

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Dr. Clock, may I have a word?

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Uh-oh, it's payback time.

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I got you a present for your trip to Mexico.

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It's my old Spanish-to-English dictionary.

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I don't need it anymore... I've mastered the language.

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Gracias, Señor.

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You're welcome-o!

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You were right... payback's a bitch.

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Well, just get back to me when you have an answer.

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Baby, check this out.

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Dr. Kelso just offered me Glenda's old job as administrative supervisor.

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Oh, that's great, sweetie.

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The job pays an extra seven thousand dollars a year!

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My baby's an administrative supervisor!

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Let's celebrate! Whatever you want!

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Ohh! Let's go shopping for a new duvet cover!

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Oh, I'd love to! But my diabetes is acting up.

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Bob. We have a problem.

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Not now, Perry, I'm swamped.

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I'm trying to find an exterminator to kill the bat in my attic.

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Be a man, Bob! That's what tennis racquets are for!

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Oh, good lord! He got Baxter!

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Try telling that to my one-eared dog.

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Bob, do you realize what you did by giving Blondie that book?

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With any luck, I kept her from reporting me to the board for trying to con her out of meds.

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Thanks to your little gesture,

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she actually believes that the earth is full of people who, deep down,

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are filled with kindness and caring!

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Well that's absurd. People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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Exactly!

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Oh, sweet Moses.

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Everything has gone straight down the crapper...

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since Enid got off the antidepressants.

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I didn't know Enid suffered from depression.

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She doesn't. Those pills kill her sex drive.

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Dude, your idea totally worked!

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Incoming, man.

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MY OWN BROTHER! WHY!?

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Ohh, God, it hurts so bad!

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You can stop now, she's gone.

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No, I think I broke my hand.

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There's nothing more satisfying than having a good plan.

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- Goodnight, amigos.
- 'Night.

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Sometimes a plan can crystallize in a moment.

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What are we gonna do?

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Let's destroy her.

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And sometimes a plan can fall apart just as quickly.

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Ehhh? So when do you start your new job?

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I turned it down.

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What?

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I know it's a dream job, but with your diabetes I think you need me more.

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Of course, in my plan nobody gets hurt.

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Hey, little brother.

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What are you doing back in the tub!?

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Elliot dumped me.

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...Except my brother.

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She's gone! She's gone! Ohh, why?

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Ohh, why. Better llllearn how to f-face it.

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She's gone, she's gone! Ohhhhoh, why!

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Ohhh, why! What went wrooooong!

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Don't you think you're overreacting?

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No, J.D., I don't, because Elliot was the best thing...

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that ever happened to me and now she's gone.

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Ahhhh... she's gone!

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She's gone. She's... gone! She's gone... she's gone.

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- That's not even the right gibberish!
- You know what, J.D.?

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Elliot and I were supposed to have a big romantic evening together,

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and look at all this stuff I bought.

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Candles. Champagne. A Dido CD.

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I guess I'll just throw these things out with rest of the garbage.

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Oh, come on, don't go.

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We can watch'Kangaroo Jack' and chug a Foster's every time they say "g'day"!

253
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G'day, J.D.

254
00:12:19,025 --> 00:12:19,690
Dan!

255
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,040
I said g'day!

256
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:24,810
Baby, you have to take this job.

257
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,440
Let it go. It's done!

258
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,065
You okay?

259
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,720
No. Sometimes I wish I'd never gotten this stupid diabetes!

260
00:12:32,755 --> 00:12:34,720
Hey! Let's not get crazy!

261
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,360
Dear God, she has an actual skip in her step.

262
00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,400
Doesn't bother me as much as the whistling.

263
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,120
Watch what happens.

264
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,670
Why are you whistling, Ted?
Your life is pathetic.

265
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:09,790
Right.

266
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,770
Perry, what's our plan of attack?

267
00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,425
When I crush a person's spirit,

268
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:18,180
I like to use a combination of intimidation and degradation.

269
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,895
I prefer to create an environment...

270
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,010
in which the subjects end up crushing themselves!

271
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:26,100
I like to pick one person and torment them relentlessly for no reason.

272
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,050
If I could find them I'd show ya.

273
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:34,390
He's near.

274
00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:39,030
I'm not sure moon-beam is going to break so easily.

275
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:42,600
I just wish we knew something personal that would really get to her.

276
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,070
Turns out you can't go to your mom's wedding.

277
00:13:47,105 --> 00:13:48,750
There's too much shift-switching going on here...

278
00:13:48,785 --> 00:13:49,900
and I don't like shift-switching.

279
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,410
It's too hard to say!

280
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,630
That wasn't very soft and creamy.

281
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,480
It's okay.

282
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,750
He has a hospital to run, I understand.

283
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:16,110
Good God. She can't be stopped.

284
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,880
Let me get this straight:

285
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,860
You want me to offer your wife the same job she's already turned down.

286
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,480
Is that about the size of it, Turkleton?

287
00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:27,460
Actually, sir, my last name isn't Turkleton, it's just Turk.

288
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,940
As in Chris Turk.

289
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,930
I prefer Turkleton.

290
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,890
Sir, I promise you, if you offer her the job again she'll say yes.

291
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,765
And I'll do anything... I'll pick up extra shifts,

292
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,310
I'll volunteer... I'll volunteer at the clinic... whatever you want!

293
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,830
I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!

294
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,140
You keep Enid in the attic?

295
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,610
You make me laugh, Turkleton. 8 o'clock, sharp.

296
00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,030
And wear goggles.

297
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:53,490
Yes!

298
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,360
I decided the only way Elliot would take Dan back is if she knew the truth...

299
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,990
that their being together didn't really bother me.

300
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,580
Elliot, we need to talk.

301
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,130
Nice jammies!

302
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,180
Thanks, they're new!

303
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:11,850
This'll only take a second.

304
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,790
Look, you know how I told you I was upset about you and Dan?

305
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,690
Is that champagne?

306
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,920
Yeah. Yeah, I was celebrating my... new jammies.

307
00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,530
I love champagne. You mind if I have a little?

308
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,980
Thank you. A nipper!

309
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,200
Tingly! It's a tingly drink!

310
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,410
Oooooh! Pretty candles!

311
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,340
Anyhoo, I know you broke up with Dan because you thought I was upset,

312
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,390
but in reality, I... uh... I...

313
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:44,930
"I want to thank you! For giving me the best day of my life... "

314
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,370
I love this song, who is it?

315
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,210
Dido. And you've really got to meet my brother Barry.

316
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:50,490
Dido?

317
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,370
Look at all this stuff I bought. Candles.

318
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,120
Champagne.

319
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:58,300
A Dido CD.

320
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:02,990
Dan?

321
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,480
Hey, little brother!

322
00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:09,830
Tingles.

323
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:14,050
Carla, we have to talk.

324
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,710
Is it your blood sugar again?
I'll get you something!

325
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,080
Baby, I feel fine.

326
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,530
It's just that I kinda been using my diabetes to get you to, you know,

327
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,850
hook me up with sandwiches and whatnot.

328
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,390
I can't believe you!

329
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,970
Oh, man! I brought that from home!

330
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:36,810
Look, baby, before you get freaked out, I fixed it already. Look!

331
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:40,130
Nurse Turkleton! I wanted to offer you that job once more!

332
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,150
I don't want it!

333
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,880
Great! See you Saturday, bat-man.

334
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:44,980
Baby, what the hell!

335
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,685
Maybe I decided right away that I didn't want that job...

336
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,860
because I'd miss working with patients but I didn't tell you...

337
00:16:50,895 --> 00:16:52,345
because you were excited about the money,

338
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,950
so I used your diabetes as an excuse. I don't know...

339
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,570
I don't really remember...

340
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,000
Tastes funny.

341
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:11,050
You see, Bob, it didn't even faze her.

342
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:11,985
Patience, Perry.

343
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,020
With a tough one like her, you have to wait for it.

344
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,070
Here it comes.

345
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,530
And we've broken her!

346
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,590
There sits a dejected a woman, all alone,

347
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,590
wounded, vulnerable...

348
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:26,520
Crying.

349
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,180
She's ruining it for me.

350
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,070
Lady, stop cryin'!

351
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,240
Dr. Clock, you don't have to miss your wedding.

352
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,240
I was lying about shift-switching.

353
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,740
I like doing it, I like saying it... shift-switching.

354
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,770
And I only lied because we were trying to destroy your morale.

355
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,050
Why would you do that?

356
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,610
Well, in our defense, you're overly cheery and we were bored.

357
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:51,120
But you thought it would be nice to come clean and make me feel better?

358
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,260
- Pretty much.
- Pretty much, yeah.

359
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,370
See, I told you there's good in everyone.

360
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,745
If you'll excuse me, boys, I've got a plane to catch.

361
00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:00,520
Don't even pretend like you knew what we were doing all along.

362
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,620
Adios, boys.

363
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,850
Was she always wearing that big hat?

364
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,640
I can't believe you two never broke up.

365
00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:17,195
Dan was in my tub for four hours,

366
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,900
drinking beers and singing "She's Gone. "

367
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,180
How do you take a bath?

368
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,625
Okay, I'm gonna get dressed.

369
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,640
Hey, Elliot, do you mind if I borrow one of your socks?

370
00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,080
I seem to have lost my righty in the fray!

371
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,360
Oh! There you are, high-flyer!

372
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,860
J.D., Dan and I both know this is just a fling.

373
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,420
Still, I feel like the worst person in the whole world.

374
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,700
Please, can you forgive me?

375
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,930
Elliot, I came here to tell you I was never actually mad at you.

376
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,940
How could you not be mad that I was hooking up with your brother?

377
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,450
I don't know. I just... wasn't.

378
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,070
How could you hook up with my brother without considering my feelings?

379
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,880
I don't know I... I just didn't.

380
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,550
That's when I realized that Elliot and I had absolutely...

381
00:18:55,585 --> 00:18:57,540
no romantic feeling for each other anymore.

382
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:01,290
No matter what the situation.

383
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,250
It was a little sad, but, who knows?

384
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,100
Maybe it meant we could be friends again.

385
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:14,920
Hey! I can't find my Dido CD!

386
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:20,240
If my heart could write songs, they'd sound like these.

387
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,340
I think relationships are inherently fragile.

388
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,380
They can be strengthened by a shared excuse.

389
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,980
Turk! We just got invited to Linda's Jack & Jill bridal shower.

390
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:36,250
Do you mind if I use your diabetes to get out of it?

391
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,650
Of course not, baby!

392
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,760
And now...

393
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,260
it's bat-killing time!

394
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,240
Good lord!

395
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,920
Others can be torn apart by the loss of a common enemy.

396
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,530
I hate you, Bob.

397
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,430
Same times a thousand, big guy.

398
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,880
Well, goodnight, little bro.

399
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,875
Oh, goodnight, Dan. Sleep tight.

400
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:14,910
There's a bus schedule underneath your pillow.

401
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:16,800
And for Elliot and I...

402
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,930
turns out all we needed was a little time.

403
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:20,970
'Night, J.D.

404
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:25,760
What was that for?

405
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:30,880
The good news was this Elliot and Dan thing...

406
00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:32,800
meant that I was back on the market!

407
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,130
Can I buy you a drink?

408
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:36,320
No thanks.

409
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,550
Yep! I'm back, baby!

410
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,690
More nuts, please.

411
00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:50,272
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