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All the way from the parking lot! I told you I could do it!

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Who's the idiot now!

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Despite my burning thighs, giving Turk that piggyback ride was worth it.

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Because I'm sure it put him in a great mood.

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I'm in the worst mood.

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Why did I do it!?

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Kelso's got this new stupid outreach program where families are allowed to observe surgeries.

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Yesterday I had to do a bypass on this guy.

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You should have seen the family, standing there motionless, silently judging me.

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And today I gotta do a colectomy on that guy.

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What do you think his family is gonna be like?

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There's a tumor in there! There's a tumor in there!

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Ohh, don't go behind the kidney, brotha!

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You didn't go to the black family yelling at the movie screen stereotype, did you?

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Like a bear to honey.

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Oh my God, I was supposed to be downstairs ten minutes ago...

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to talk to a bunch of pre-med students about what it's like to be a doctor.

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Oh, don't worry. I gotcha.

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Buckle up, buddy!

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Hell yeah!

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Hey, kids, I'm Dr. Dorian. I'm sure you have lots of questions, so let's get started.

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So, basically it's a topical application consisting of equal parts triethanolamine and phenyl dimethicone.

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I suggest applying it twice a day for extra hold.

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Okay? Here's a sample tube, Reuben. Excellent query.

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Okay, then, anybody else?

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Reuben again?

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What was your best moment in medicine?

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I-I'd say my best moment was probably my second year, New Year's Eve.

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A young pregnant woman could barely make it into the hospital, she had her baby right there on the ramp.

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You know, that's my first grandchild.

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Did you deliver?

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No, I didn't. But I did watch.

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And I am a doctor. And you look amazing.

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So even though Dr. Mickhead actually delivered the kid,

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yours truly rang in the new year with grandma!

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We had sex.

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That's how I do it.

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That was your best moment?

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I totally get it. Older ladies know how to work it!

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Okay, see, now you're in a bit of a pickle because the older lady you're talking about...

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better not be me, and it sure as hell better not be somebody else.

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So whatta you have to say?

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Your favorite jeans are too tight and they look ridiculous!

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What!?

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Well, I... I'm in trouble anyway and it needed to be said!

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Well, unfortunately for you that's just not true! Right?

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Heh!

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Wow.

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I'll tell you what my best moment in medicine was.

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Dammit, we lost him. Call it.

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I'm not giving up on this guy! Prop his hand up.

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What?

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I said prop his hand up!

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That's right: The Miracle Five.

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You take this one, Perry.

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Great moment, there, dumb-ass.

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It starts out with a profound misunderstanding of how the human body works,

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and winds up with you shattering some old man's hand.

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Oh, yeah.

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You know what'd be really neat?

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If you guys all took a second and thought about what your best moment in medicine was.

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It woulda been neat.

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Scrubs épisode 4x12 :  \N My Best Moment

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Transcript : http://scrubs.mopnt.com/scripts/  \N Script & Timing : Siefaz  \N Pour www.forom.com

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There's nothing sadder than a young guy checking into the hospital during the holidays.

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I think I'll tell Elliot that.

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There's nothing sadder than a young guy checking into the hospital on the holidays.

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Hi. That's my dad.

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Except that.

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And that.

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Just been so tired lately.

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Yesterday, when the little man and I were wrestling, he... he dropped me in ten seconds.

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I got him with a power kick.

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Hey! You brought Tyler a new ice cream cone!

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Sure....

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Thanks.

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It's a waffle cone.

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So, Mr. Milligan, it turns out you have a pretty serious case of mono.

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Don't you get that from kissing?

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There are other ways you can get it.

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Dr. Cox.

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Hold that thought, Newbie. One, two, three, four.

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My new thing is to count just exactly how many people in any given room can kick your ass.

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And in here, the number is four.

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Five if you count Mrs. Cross.

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The other day, she went off her meds, sa-lammed him with a cafeteria tray!

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She came out of nowhere!

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Am I gonna get out of here in time for Christmas?

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Tyler's mom isn't around anymore, and I'd really hate to ship him off to his grandparents'.

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You'll beat Santa home. I promise.

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Phyllis. Outside.

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What the hell was that in there?

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That's one more point for Mrs. Cross.

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But let's see how she enjoys her beloved hard candy without...

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her choppers!

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Newbie! You never promise a patient that they're gonna be fine!

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Mr. Milligan? His blood pressure's a little low; he just has mono.

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Oh, for God's sakes, Newbie, take a look around, would you please?

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What's the difference between your Mr. Milligan and every other patient in this I.C.U.?

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And if the answer to that question is that he's the only one young enough...

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to have never made a phone call like this:

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"Brring! Hello? Operator? Give me.....

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" then you'd be right. But since I'm not in the mood to make some big, dramatic, sweeping statement,

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I'll just tell you this:

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God hates doctors, He truly does.

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You see all these old people in here?

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Well, any of'em would give just about anything to be able to sashay off this planet,

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but most of'em are gonna stay and they're gonna live forever and ever and ever.

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And your Mr. Milligan, well, it turns out he's just young enough to die.

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I mean, think about it: It's the holidays, there's a sweet little kid involved.

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Can't you just feel it?

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I did feel it. And I knew what Carla was gonna say before she said it.

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Mr. Milligan is unconscious.

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Newbie, let's go.

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"Think of your best moment in medicine...."

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You know, thanks for taking care of me, ma'am.

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If there is ever any way that I can hook you up, you just call me at work.

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Don't worry about it. So, what do you do?

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Ahh, I raise and breed ponies.

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Ponies!

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Come on, Thunder!

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Can't be late for rounds again, let's go. Giddyup!

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Hey, Elliot? Would you keep an eye on Tyler, here, while we take care of his dad?

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Hi!

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Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy.

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I'm leaving now.

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My dad's in the I.C.U. What does that mean?

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Well, uh, Tyler, that stands for "Intensive Care Unit."

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It's where we put our patients who need extra care, like somebody who might need help breathing...

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because their lung collapsed, or maybe they had a brain aneurysm,

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which is basically when a vessel ruptures and then blood pours into the...

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You know what, forget it. You wanna see someone who's worse off than your dad?

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We call him The Head in the Bed!

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Okay.

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Damn, his cultures are back, he's not septic.

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Well, I'd start him on Dopamine.

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- Already done. \N - Well, I'd scan his head.

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I already ordered it.

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Well, I'd definitely give Mrs. Cross her teeth back.

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That I will not do!

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Hey, J.D. Turns out Mr. Milligan doesn't have insurance.

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Dr. Kelso said once he's stable we have to bounce him to County.

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Sorry.

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Turk! Hey! If you go talk to Kelso for me, I'll give you this special Christmas gum.

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Okay, this is actually Mrs. Cross's medicated denture gum?

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So you have to sell it with your eyes.

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Sell it.... Sell it...!

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Okay.

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"Think of your best moment in medicine...."

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I said, "I can't do it on my own!"

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Excuse me, sir! A-a man just fainted over there! Are you a doctor?

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Not this weekend, son.

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Another Bahama mama, please...  easy on the Bahama, heavy on the mama!

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How you doin'?

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Dr. Kelso, I know you told Carla to bounce Mr. Milligan to County, but it's Christmas! So...

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what do you say?

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I'd say get me a 3T form!

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3T f...? What's that?

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That's Tough Titties, Turkleton!

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Oh, God.

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So, uh...what do you want to be when you grow up?

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A baseball player.

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Yeah, well, I wanted to be a ballerina when I was little. But, according to my mom,

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six-year-olds with mild scoliosis and giant man-feet aren't dancer material.

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But the joke's on her, because I am currently waiting to hear if the Saint Martha's Community Theatre...

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will let me work lights for their production of The Nutcracker.

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Can I have some chocolate milk?

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Here's a buck. There's a vending machine right outside that door.

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Dr. Reid. Would you sign this for me, please?

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Sure!

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So...what are you doing this weekend, Laverne?

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Minding my own business. How'bout you?

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Hopefully lighting the crap out of Saint Martha's auditorium!

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Yippee.

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"Think of your best moment in medicine..."

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Dammit!

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Little club soda will take that right out.

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Thanks, Carla!

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You're welcome, doctor.

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Carla? What's goin' on up there?

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I'm sorry, I was just thinking about the last time a doctor actually listened to me.

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Sometimes I feel like...

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Did you get the results of the scan?

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They came back negative. I feel like we're missing something in his patient history.

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When he came in, Mr. Milligan said that he and his son had been wrestling and goofing around.

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Oh my God, he just might have goof-arounditis.

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We should also check him for the silly-willies.

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It's okay, they're just stressed out.

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Any time a doctor disrespects me, I respond with a little note.

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Wah. Worth it!

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Are you swanning this guy?

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Look, I really don't need you checking up on me every five seconds, okay?

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I'm a doctor, and I have as much medical expertise as anyone in this place.

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Now what exactly is swanning?

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What?!

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I'm kidding. Enough of the backseat doctoring...  I got this.

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Why does it seem like every time I take a stand, everything turns to crap?

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I gave that kid some money and sent him outside the hospital, and now I can't find him.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Kelso said, no insurance, you gotta stabilize the guy and then bounce him.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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I'll tell you what, in about ten more minutes none of this is gonna matter,

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because this guy's circling the drain.

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Why are you sick?

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I can't figure this out. Maybe if we tried stress-dosed steroids?

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I think I'll tell Dr. Cox that.

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I can't figure this out. Maybe if we tried stress-dosed steroids?

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Or maybe we could just fill a syringe with false promises and inject him with that.

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Says here you already got that one covered!

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You know, try and discourage me all you want, because kites fly highest against the wind.

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What?

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I'm a kite! I'm a big, beautiful kite!

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Fly! You know what?

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I wonder if Mr. Milligan could receive any blunt trauma without realizing it?

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Wrestling.

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Remember? He said his kid dropped him with a power kick.

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Kids can kick pretty hard. Maybe he ruptured his spleen?

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Get a stat abdominal CT.

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Great catch there, Carla.

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Thank you.

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"Think of your best moment in medicine...."

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You can do this, Dr. Turk.

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Okay!

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Time!

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Well, it's official. Dr. Turk is now the fastest appendectomy in the hospital.

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In your face, Dr. Beardface!

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It's Beardfacé!

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What the hell are you doing?

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I got gummed.

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Come on, it turns out Mr. Milligan has a ruptured spleen. We're prepping him for surgery in room C.

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That's the room where the family gets to observe.

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So?

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Dude, you don't understand. When I operate, I don't see a person,

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I see a machine with parts that need to be replaced and circuits that need to be rewired.

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So you think you're a robot mechanic?

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As a surgeon, the more detached I am, the more focused I am.

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And it's pretty impossible to feel focused or detached...

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when this guy's family's watching every move I make.

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Well, I wouldn't worry about that. Mr. Milligan only has a son and Elliot lost him.

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Awesome!

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For me.

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For me.

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Is that fun?

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No, son. It's work. But this body didn't happen by accident.

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Well, you know what I think is fun? Baseball.

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My son is a big baseball fan.

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Not so much playing it, but more the...

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designing and sewing of uniforms.

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That's neat.

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No, it's not.

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Maybe we can play catch sometime.

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I hope so, young man.

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Oh! Thank God, Tyler, there you are!

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Sorry, Dr. Kelso, this is Mr. Milligan's son.

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Come on, Tyler. Thought you were gonna get some Yoo-Hoo and then come right back?

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Mabel, this is Bob Kelso.

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Uh, what's say we juggle some things and see if we can't free-ride Mr. Milligan financially for a while, okay?

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Yes, this is really Bob Kelso!

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Don't run off on me again, Tyler.

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Sorry. I got scared. And when I get scared I hide.

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I know it's stupid....

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It's not stupid!

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Wanna know where I used to hide when I used to get scared?

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This closet right here.

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And the one on the second floor.

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Oh, and there's also this broken MRI machine down in the basement.

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It's like my own private cocoon....

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You really got scared?

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Yeah. Everybody does here at first. Check this out.

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Cool.

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Hang in there, Steve.

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In med school, they never teach you how to deal with death...

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Steve'll be stronger if he gets through this on his own.

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So, how did you stop being scared?

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I just realized that people here need me to be brave.

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Just like your dad needs you to be brave for his operation.

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Can I hold his hand?

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They're not actually very big on that.

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Can I at least watch?

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Are you sure?

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Get it together, Steve!

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I'm trying!

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All right, let's do this!

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Come on!

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"Think of your best moment in medicine...."

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Come here. Here y'go.

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Here y'go!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Let's see anybody else make that shot!

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Huh? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy! Who's your daddy?

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Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?

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Oh, he got off your leash?

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Give me a break. The kid's like a....

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he's like a....

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Have you ever seen a drunk baby?

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Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter.

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Suffice to say that it turns out at first it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls.

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But, man, you take your eyes off'em for one second and...  BAM!

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They got a bucket on their head and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV.

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God save me, it was barely out of the box.

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The point is that Newbie is my drunk baby.

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He figured out that spleen thing, maybe you should get off his case.

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I would love to get off of his case.

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In fact, nothing would make me happier than to watch him walk into a patient's room...

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and not feel that I have to run in after him and check up on everything.

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You wanna know what I think?

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No.

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I think you know how good a doctor J.D. is, and whether you admit it or not,

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you have a great personal stake in his future.

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So don't pretend for one second that all this attention you throw at him is just for him,

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because it's also for you.

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As your friend,

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I'm telling you that if you want him to keep growing you oughtta back off of him once in a while.

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Carla...

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And don't say anything, because you know I'm right and my jeans do look good.

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God, I hate Christmas.

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I really do.

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Uh, hey, Elliot? Can I talk to you in private?

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Parlez-vous Français?

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You know, I did learn a little when my high school class went to France,

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but that was just stuff to pick up chicks.

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Turk, je crois que Tyler se sentirais mieux s'il pouvait observer l'opération, d'accord?

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J'ai... euh...

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Tour... d'Eiffel...

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pantalon.

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What?

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Pamplemousse!

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Can I please stay?

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Yeah, kid, you could stay.

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Dr. Turk? Thanks.

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None of us wanted to say what we were thinking: How vulnerable we felt.

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So we all just stood around, pretending to work,

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and waited for someone to come through that door and tell us how this was gonna end.

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Who's the man!

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All right, you guys, we still got a lot of work to do.

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Turk, why don't you go check the post-op films in radiology; and Carla...

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will transfuse back to a hemoglobin ten; and Elliot, why don't you take Tyler...

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and go get us all ice cream immediately.

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I'm gonna go check on him. You wanna come?

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No. No, you got it.

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It's amazing how one patient can affect so many people.

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Dr. Dorian? What was your best moment in medicine?

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My best moment...? Well, there was this guy...

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...he had the most amazing little kid...

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...and the doctors actually listened to me...

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...I knocked the surgery right out the park...

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...and I decided to pull some strings for the guy...

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...and honest to God, I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself,

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but Newbie handled the whole thing...

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wire to wire...

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...and I kept my promise.

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Because the two of them got home in time for Christmas.

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And that was my best moment in medicine.

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