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It's been a long road,
but over the past two months,

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Elliot and I have totally
rebuilt our friendship.

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Incoming !

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Good morning !

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Co-chiefy, got you a
little som'n-som'n !

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Thank you ! And I actually got
you a little something...

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A magnifying glass ?

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Yes.... For these.

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You got the tiny post-its ! Awesome !
For our tiny bulletin board!

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I have a dentist appointment that
got moved to Tuesday at 4 PM.

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Don't floss before you come in,
it makes your gums bloody.

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Bottom line -- together, Elliot and I are

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the greatest co-chief
residents of all time.

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You two are, without a doubt,
the worst co-chief residents of all time.

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And in case you haven't noticed,

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we've got ourselves one hospital
chock-full of monkey interns,

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and, news-flash, your job is
to catch whatever they're flinging.

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Coffee talk, ladies, is now officially over.
Get your asses to work.

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Now !

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Cream ?

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Please !

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Yep, not even Dr. Cox could faze us,

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Because we had every facet of this job down.

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We figured out a fair way
to schedule all the interns' shifts....

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Whoever gets Dr. Reid's scrub top back to
her first doesn't have to work this weekend !

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Commence the scuffle !

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I hope it doesn't rain today.

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Me too.

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We knew how to protect
the interns from Dr. Kelso.

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Look, Brent, is it ?

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Son, please tell me you come
with a money back guarantee,

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because I'd like to get something useful

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like a can of Brent remover !
I mean, for God's sa--

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sake, Brent ! When are you
gonna wake up and use that...

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rock that you have been
calling your skull ?!

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We got this.

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I mean, even a blind squirrel
occasionally finds a nut ! And--

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He's gone. He's gone.

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Heh, look, Brent, you are doing fine.

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Still, it's not like we didn't keep
the interns on their toes.

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So, Lonnie, get in here and see
the effects of cirrhosis of the liver.

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J.D. ! You knew I was gonna do that !

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But it was still very startling !

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Here's your shirt, Dr. Reid.

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Wow, Daisy !
Enjoy your weekend, you little scrapper!

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h, Daisy, I'm supposed to ask you --

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can Lonnie have his lower lip back ?

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It's my trophy.

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Hey, this guy's coding.

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Don't get me wrong,
I can handle a code. But every so often,

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every single thing that can conceivably
go wrong with a patient goes wrong at once.

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He's in v-ac.

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We've lost an airway.

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He's blown a pupil.

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Okay, just gimme a second, all right ?

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I call these "train wreck codes,"
and they're not my forte.

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Luckily, that's when Elliot is at her best.

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J.D., I've got your back.

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Laverne, ???, get me the crash cart, grab me

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a central line kit, I'll bag him.
Run the fluids wide open.

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I honestly didn't understand

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how she could do so many things at once.

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Four letters, Band that sang 'Roseanna' ?

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Toto !

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T.O.T.O. Toto !

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Okay, he's stable.

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See, my problem is that I've just
never been much of a multi-tasker.

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For instance, I can't eat and watch T.V.

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Or drive my scooter and answer my phone.

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Wide open !

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Look out, look out,
look out, look out, look out !

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What the -- ?

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Scared Lonnie again !

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Tater tot !

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Over here! I'll get you back outside !

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Whoever this is, you are not gonna
believe what just happened to me !

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No, I believe it. It was cool.

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Janitor.

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Thank you, Janitor !

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Classic Janitor !

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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You know that guy that crashed
this morning is doing great ?

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Barbie,

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Maybe you could take a break
from congratulating yourself and

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figure out what's wrong with
Mrs. Kasuba over there,

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seeing as you're her doctor and
she's been in the I.C.U. for three days.

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We're, um, running lots of tests.

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Tests ? Oh, goody !

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And what exactly will you be looking for ?

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And if it's the slowest
doctor in the hospital, then

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ding, ding, ding, ding,

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I already found her.
Figure it out.

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See, this is why it doesn't
bother me that Elliot is

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so much better with the train wreck codes.

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Her biggest weakness is
my biggest strength -- diagnosis.

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Elliot, if you need help,
just ask Dr. Diagnosis.

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You could be my side-kick !
Bangs McCoy!

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Lately it seemed like Turk was being
a little casual about his diabetes.

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Okay, you all know the rules.

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I test my blood sugar, you bet high or low,

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and twenty-five percent goes to diabetes.
Because if we all work hard, together...

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I can get a big-ass flat screen.

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That's right, baby !

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I want high.

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Low and slow, that's his tempo !

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This game is sick

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High.

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194.

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Ouais!

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That high, baby ?

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You've been sneaking
brownies, haven't you ?

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Well, don't think that when you go blind
I'm gonna go get you no seeing-eye dog !

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I'm gonna name him Gizmo.

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That's what we were gonna name our robot !

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Oh, well, when we get the robot,
we'll just name him TuPac.

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TuPac, may I please have some waffles ?
- Would you like some sy-rup ?

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Yeah, that'd be fine.
It'll work. It's a good idea.

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Maybe Mrs. Kasuba has
a perinephric abscess ?

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No, her pain is central,
not near the back.

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Come on, Bangs !

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You know what helps me
when I'm diagnosing ?

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Mentally picturing everything.
Like those sugar packets there.

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How do you think they got there ?

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Somebody probably knocked them over.

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I don't think so. You see,
the packets are neatly stacked.

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Plus that coffee cup has the lipstick

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of a certain very hot Nurse Tisdale.

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If you're looking for sugar,
there's some on the floor.

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Thonnnnnnng !

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It's the classic Todd Thong Sugar Trap.

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Wow.

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Now, let's apply
the same thing to Mrs. Kasuba.

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We know this isn't the first time

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she's experienced abdominal pain.

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What else do we know about her ?

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Oh, you know what, J.D. ?
Um, I've gotta run. Are you okay here ?

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Yeah, I got this.

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Say, that was some real
Nancy Drew stuff, there...

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Nancy. I mean, absolutely
irrelevant as far as medicine goes

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but damn amusing!

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Don't feel weird because
you're threatened by my gift.

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Many are.

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Did you feel that you weren't
quite annoying enough

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without adding
a delusional sense of grandeur ?

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Because I promise you,
you are annoying enough.

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In fact, you're the number one contender
for the middle weight annoyance crown.

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You're the number one jealous... weight for
the jealous weight... jealous ch-champ.

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He's done it ! He's done it ! Dorian's the
MOST ANNOYING Man in the WORLD !

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Who would've ever though
a journeyman annoyer like Dorian might....

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You are a close second !

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I have a couple of announcements.

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There's a serious problem around here
with not getting to know our patients.

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Yes, the doctor told you to administer
Halidol, but why is he prescribing it ?

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Does the patient have
a chance of sundowning

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or is he prone to psychotic breaks

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and needs to be tied down ?

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You have to ask these
questions, right Tammy ?

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Child, we are swamped. Where you think
we're gonna get that kind of time ?

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Laverne, if you care,
you'll go the extra mile.

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Like my husband. Turk ?

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You have three patients on the floor.
What can you tell us about them ?

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Well, I'm cutting out that guy's appendix,

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I'm sewing up her lacerated spleen,
and I'm slicing off that dude's foot.

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Great. And why are you doing those things ?

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Because it says so on the charts.

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What'd I do ?

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J.D. ! You up for some coffee ?

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I can't. I've almost got
Mrs. Kasuba's condition figured out.

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Hey, I'll, uh, join you for a cup of mud.

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Great ! Meet me downstairs in five minutes.

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I'll be there. Just let me wash
this, uh, glue off my hands.

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What was he gluing ?

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Not again.

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I can't believe you're going
on a date with the Janitor !

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J.D., it's just coffee.
It's not a date.

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Milady.

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I have to go.

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Baby, don't be mad,
you know about surgeons.

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We're hammers,
and our patients are nails.

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And hammers don't get to know nails,
they hammer them. Why ?

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Because...hammers.

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For the last time, Turk,
I'm not gonna call you The Hammer.

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Look, I was trying to make a point to
my nurses, and I needed you to back me up.

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Yeah, but none of the other hammers
get to know their patients.

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Yeah, well, none of them get to do

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what you did to me last night either.

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Come on, Buppie, give it to me.

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See? When I clap my hands
at the same time,

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it looks totally real.

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I know. Let's go freak out J.D. !

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Okay, fine, I'll try.
One condition: Gimme some !

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Oh my God !

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I think it, and she does it !

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Acute intermittent porphyria !
I figured it out !

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All right, who's got
Dr. Cox's pager number ?

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Oh, who'm I kidding,
I've got my Perry's Pager Song.

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Dr. Cox at my door, pager 324.

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There it is. Laverne, I'm gonna
need you to get Mrs. Kasuba

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started on IV dextrose and hemotin.

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Dr. Reid already ordered that.

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She what ?

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Um, you know what, J.D., I've gotta run.
Are you okay here?

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She figured it out before me.

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There are a lot of things
that can knock a guy on his ass.

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ll right now, before we start,
just in case my wife asks

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and she probably will -- what did
this guy do to get his foot cut off ?

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Whether it's catching a glimpse
of what the future might hold....

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He has diabetes.

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Or realizing you've just done
the most embarrassing thing in your life.

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Stupid Janitor. Stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid.

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But even that's not as bad as it can get.

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Why didn't you tell me ?

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I just thought that after
I bailed you out of that train wreck code

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that you could, you know, use a win.

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Great diagnosis there, Barbie.

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It wasn't me. J.D. figured it out.

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Well, then, nice job, Nancy.

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The worst thing is realizing
when a friend is taking pity on you.

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I've never been a great liar.

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Lookin' straight, Bruce.

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That's why I knew it'd be better for me
if I just fessed up to Dr. Cox.

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Elliot diagnosed Mrs. Kasuba, not me.

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I know. And your guilty
anguish is-- it's delicious.

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It's like a little mini-meal
between lunch and dinner.

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Quite frankly, it's all I can do not
to grind pepper on your head.

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I don't get it. When did she
become a better doctor than me?

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Probably during one of those
countless times you were goofing off?

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Eh! As soon as I step foot
in this hospital, I'm all business.

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Good morning, Dr. Cox !
>From the world's most giant doctor !

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Well, that was outside the hospital.

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Plus, Elliot was the legs. Sure, she's
skinny, but she's thick through the trunk.

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If you could just help me
with these train wreck codes.

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You're finally at that stage where
you and your equally undistinguished

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colleagues have all had enough training
to be able to help each other.

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So no matter how humiliating it may seem,

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if you know somebody
who's better than you

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and I'm bettin' that you do,
you had best tuck

245
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that ridiculously feminine tail of yours
between your legs and go ask her for help.

246
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I'm thinkin' that's just about it.

247
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Yep. I, uh,

248
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gosh, I'm all out of speeches. I don't
think I have, uh, another one on me.

249
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I...I don't. The--

250
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:51,256
Oh. These are...my goodbye guns.

251
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Those aren't real guns.

252
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,975
Why is my stapler on the floor ?

253
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Thonnnnnnnng !

254
00:13:07,946 --> 00:13:10,811
Face-five ! Oh, yeah !

255
00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,291
Oh, you taught Todd the slap thing ?

256
00:13:15,326 --> 00:13:16,839
Nope. How was surgery ?

257
00:13:16,874 --> 00:13:17,631
Oh, it was fine.

258
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:21,018
Honey bear !
You look blue. Have a cookie.

259
00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:22,848
Nah-ah-ah, Laverne. No more jackin' up

260
00:13:22,849 --> 00:13:25,741
my man's blood sugar just
so you can buy yourself a camper.

261
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So this is all a big joke to you guys ?

262
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'Cause this is my life,
and I don't think it's funny.

263
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Now I gotta try to get back in on
that craps game in the basement.

264
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I don't know, this whole Blonde Doctor
situation has me mortified.

265
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I've gathered the brain trust here
to help me figure a way out of this.

266
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Uh-oh, bro. There she is.

267
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You want me to hobble her ?

268
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That's not hobbling,
that's--that's...poking.

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What's the matter with you ?

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Here's a chance to learn
a lesson as a group, okay ?

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Sometimes you've just gotta face the
music and own up to what you've done.

272
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Hi...Blonde Doctor.

273
00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,274
Um, before, when we almost had coffee ?

274
00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:09,022
Uh, I feel like I made
you feel uncomfortable.

275
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,213
No, I...wasn't, um--

276
00:14:11,524 --> 00:14:15,468
Well, it-it -- you know the only reason
I was wearing the suit at all was because

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Our, uh, a cappella band was... practicing.

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Oh, that's great !
What's your band's name ?

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Uh.... It's, uh, Hibbleton.
Yeah, yeah. And, um,

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I don't think it's going too far to say that we
are the best hospital employee band in town

281
00:14:30,654 --> 00:14:33,194
Oh, really ?

282
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:36,378
I'll clear his airway !

283
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:38,152
His O2-sat is dropping,
his abdomen is distended,

284
00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:40,080
we need you to do a lavage.
What are you gonna do?

285
00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:43,444
Dammit !

286
00:14:43,479 --> 00:14:46,912
J.D., it's okay. Look, it's good practice.
It's why we're down here.

287
00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:50,159
You know, I don't really like you
guys playing with my cadavers.

288
00:14:50,301 --> 00:14:53,076
Oh, really, Doug ? So how come that one
over there has a soda in his hand ?

289
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He keeps it cold !

290
00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:56,894
And how come when we walked in

291
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:59,212
you were sitting in a circle with
three corpses playing Texas hold 'em ?

292
00:14:59,247 --> 00:15:01,449
Just call first from now on !

293
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,595
I just, I don't know what to do when
everything goes wrong at once.

294
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It's overwhelming.

295
00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:07,530
You wanna know what my big secret is ?

296
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Just take one big breath.

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Everything will slow down and you
can just tackle each thing as it comes.

298
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That's your big secret ? Breathing ?

299
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,768
Why do you have such a problem
with me teaching you stuff ?

300
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:22,707
It's just that you're a little smug.

301
00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:25,905
You called yourself Dr. Diagnosis
and made me your side-kick.

302
00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:28,976
J.D., you've been the golden boy
around here for the past three years

303
00:15:28,977 --> 00:15:32,119
while I have cried in closets
and hid from Dr. Cox

304
00:15:32,154 --> 00:15:34,592
and relied on you every single
day to get me through it.

305
00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:37,697
I mean, now that I am finally
doing well enough to pay you back,

306
00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:39,551
maybe you can tell me why
you're being such an unbelievable jerk ?

307
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,761
Because you're the one that's
supposed to struggle -- not me.

308
00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:55,912
Baby. What's going on with you ?

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00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,387
Ever since I got this thing ?
I've been joking around about it,

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sneaking cookies, and hiding from it.

311
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,480
All because I'm scared to ask myself the questions :

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Is it gonna get worse ?
Or are our kids gonna have it ?

313
00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:16,021
Or how old am I gonna be
when it finally gets me ?

314
00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:19,421
You don't understand.

315
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,339
I don't understand ?
Turk, look at me, I'm a WOD.

316
00:16:24,511 --> 00:16:26,261
I keep trying to tell you this,

317
00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:28,626
but it's the mirror in the bathroom, baby,

318
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:30,964
You haven't gained a pound
since I met you !

319
00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:34,973
No, I'm a WOD -- Wife Of Diabetic.

320
00:16:35,008 --> 00:16:38,028
That's what they call us
in all the diabetic chat rooms.

321
00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:42,137
I spend a lot of time on the computer,

322
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:47,185
talking about how proud I am of
my husband and how he's handling this.

323
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:51,464
How he's able to make jokes
about it -- and money.

324
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,985
It's okay to be afraid, I am.

325
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,336
But I have to tell you,

326
00:16:59,371 --> 00:17:05,024
I don't know what I would do if you suddenly
became someone who let somethin own you

327
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:37,436
Yeah ! Well, you win ! Heh.

328
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,809
Your--your band didn't even sing yet.

329
00:17:41,754 --> 00:17:43,521
There's no need. You win !

330
00:17:45,049 --> 00:17:48,896
Oh, come on, Janitor ? For me ?

331
00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:51,995
One second. Bring it in.

332
00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:55,771
Oh, God.... Okay, I don't ask for much,

333
00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:58,777
just a little help with
a stain every now and then.

334
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,609
I'd like to be able
to communicate with animals....

335
00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:05,719
But right now, oh boy,
we need a miracle.

336
00:18:06,593 --> 00:18:11,406
Hibbleton -- whatever
that means -- on three.

337
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:13,104
Hibbleton !

338
00:18:53,063 --> 00:18:54,662
Hibbleton !

339
00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:01,188
I suddenly found myself
looking down on Mr. Kravitz,

340
00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:03,806
Elliot's train wreck
patient from this morning.

341
00:19:03,841 --> 00:19:06,564
Apparently the irony
wasn't lost on him either.

342
00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:10,277
You gotta be kidding, Mr. Kravitz. Twice ?

343
00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:13,391
BP's dropping.

344
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:16,967
He's becoming bradycardic. Doctor !

345
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,139
And things did slow down.

346
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,243
Dopamine, run it wide open.
Get me an airway, I need a pacing wire.

347
00:19:53,469 --> 00:19:54,528
No pulse.

348
00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:56,583
I think the second you stop fighting it,

349
00:19:56,618 --> 00:19:58,627
time really is on your side.

350
00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:03,826
And you can go on being who you are...

351
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,067
Or keep enjoying that little crush of yours.

352
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:11,884
To you !

353
00:20:12,497 --> 00:20:14,035
Cheers !

354
00:20:14,361 --> 00:20:18,403
What do you say we go for
the first ever triple giant doctor ?

355
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,851
Oh, Elliot, that's impossible. I mean,
I know you've got strong legs, and you're--

356
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,468
I need you to place an IV

357
00:20:26,469 --> 00:20:27,796
on the second floor, room 208.

358
00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:29,789
Greetings !

359
00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:34,954
I'm the world's most, most giant doctor !

360
00:20:38,184 --> 00:20:39,663
Yeah, sure.

361
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:43,113
Not that kind of help. Agh !

362
00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:47,453
If I let go, will you guys catch me ?

363
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:48,799
No !

364
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:52,406
Well, I'm going for it anyway !

365
00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:59,888
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