1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,804 Even though it can be tough around here, 3 00:00:03,892 --> 00:00:07,263 sometimes God gives you little gifts to get you through the day. 4 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:18,115 - Grab a mop... - Shush. Watching The Sixth Sense. 5 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:20,117 There's a mess in the hallway. 6 00:00:20,210 --> 00:00:24,625 - This kid sees dead people. - That film is at least five years old. 7 00:00:24,717 --> 00:00:26,461 So what? I haven't seen it. 8 00:00:29,057 --> 00:00:31,016 Bruce Willis is a ghost. 9 00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:33,642 He's been dead the entire time. 10 00:00:33,731 --> 00:00:36,140 Oh! All the best. 11 00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:39,155 No! No! 12 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,567 You guys, I'm so excited about tonight. 13 00:00:41,661 --> 00:00:43,655 We're just going to a nightclub. 14 00:00:43,747 --> 00:00:46,536 No, Carla. An African-American club. 15 00:00:46,627 --> 00:00:48,787 Promise me you'll be cool. 16 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:52,086 In Turk's defence, we had tried this once before. 17 00:00:54,807 --> 00:00:56,053 You can't touch me. 18 00:00:59,564 --> 00:01:00,894 And once before that. 19 00:01:01,568 --> 00:01:04,274 Yeah, boy! 20 00:01:06,492 --> 00:01:08,819 Man. It's only 10.00. 21 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:13,118 But, hey, the third time's a charm. 22 00:01:13,211 --> 00:01:15,252 All right, you three can go in. 23 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,132 - Word. - Uh-uh. You're out. 24 00:01:17,218 --> 00:01:20,719 - Oh, look, sir... - Baby, I got this. Listen here, man. 25 00:01:20,807 --> 00:01:24,225 He's a little out of his mizzle, so for just a little bizzle, 26 00:01:24,312 --> 00:01:27,232 if you let him up in this pizzle, he'll be all chizzle. 27 00:01:27,901 --> 00:01:29,610 You out, too. 28 00:01:29,696 --> 00:01:32,189 Sir, this is for idiot number one, 29 00:01:32,283 --> 00:01:34,242 and this is for idiot number two. 30 00:01:36,457 --> 00:01:38,118 Come on, you fool. 31 00:01:43,051 --> 00:01:44,760 Oh, I knew I'd get in! 32 00:01:44,845 --> 00:01:46,923 Just don't lose your head, Bambi. 33 00:01:49,937 --> 00:01:51,218 Oh! 34 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:59,232 Turk! J.D.'s doing the... 35 00:02:06,547 --> 00:02:08,006 Oh, God. 36 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,887 After two hours of roboting I was parched. 37 00:02:14,476 --> 00:02:16,850 And that's when I saw Kylie. 38 00:02:20,903 --> 00:02:23,478 Hi. Can you make me an appletini? 39 00:02:23,574 --> 00:02:25,651 I hope so. It's my favourite drink. 40 00:02:25,744 --> 00:02:27,785 Oh, my God. That's a sign! 41 00:02:27,873 --> 00:02:30,116 If only she had my goofy sense of humour. 42 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:32,749 Out of vodka. Let me go downstairs and get more. 43 00:02:38,097 --> 00:02:41,266 I've been working on my fake stair walk. 44 00:02:41,352 --> 00:02:43,180 OK, time to move in for the kill. 45 00:02:43,272 --> 00:02:46,975 Work the fact you're a doctor into the conversation. Just be subtle. 46 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:50,773 I'm a doctor. John Dorian. Most of my patients live. 47 00:02:50,868 --> 00:02:54,369 This is so weird. I've been looking for a doctor... 48 00:02:54,457 --> 00:02:56,664 My God, look at those beautiful eyes. 49 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:59,161 They're so big I can see myself in them. 50 00:02:59,256 --> 00:03:01,416 Wow! How cute am I? 51 00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:05,462 So it's probably nothing big, but I'm wondering if you could check it out. 52 00:03:05,558 --> 00:03:07,885 You got it. Come by Sacred Heart tomorrow. 53 00:03:07,978 --> 00:03:11,184 I have clinic hours. After all, I'm a doctor. 54 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:14,732 You're gonna date a patient. 55 00:03:14,823 --> 00:03:18,276 I hope she has something that keeps her here so you get to know her. 56 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:21,077 I gotta thank you for taking a special interest. 57 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,661 He's just excited 58 00:03:22,752 --> 00:03:26,289 because he wishes he dated more sexy black women when he was single. 59 00:03:26,383 --> 00:03:27,795 At least he married one. 60 00:03:27,885 --> 00:03:29,215 Todd, I'm not black. 61 00:03:29,304 --> 00:03:31,429 Right. And I'm not straight. 62 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:34,721 Do you ever get that special fluttery feeling in your heart 63 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:37,685 when you feel like a woman's about to change your life? 64 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:41,397 Hey, J. D! This is my boyfriend James. 65 00:03:41,490 --> 00:03:43,781 Thanks again for seeing him. 66 00:03:43,869 --> 00:03:46,955 How's your heart? The fluttering has stopped. 67 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:49,415 There. Is she black? 68 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:57,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 69 00:04:03,442 --> 00:04:05,068 Be with you in a second. 70 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:06,613 Thanks, doc. 71 00:04:06,698 --> 00:04:10,199 It's funny. I thought you said you were the one who needed a doctor. 72 00:04:10,287 --> 00:04:11,830 No. I told you it was James. 73 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:13,908 Oh. How could I not have heard that? 74 00:04:14,001 --> 00:04:15,829 Remember, I said... 75 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:17,998 My God, look at those beautiful eyes. 76 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,215 They're so b... You're doing it again! 77 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,178 So I'll see you in there. 78 00:04:22,264 --> 00:04:24,341 OK. In there I'll see you. 79 00:04:25,686 --> 00:04:28,179 Oh, man! I can't believe it's over. 80 00:04:28,274 --> 00:04:30,268 Dude, it's not that serious. 81 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,443 There could be a window, but you have to get in there and fish for information. 82 00:04:34,534 --> 00:04:38,450 You don't want to lose this hottie! She is a slamming hottie, and you... 83 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,572 Turk. 84 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:41,957 I got this. Baby, you know you're his world. 85 00:04:42,046 --> 00:04:45,713 I'm going for it. But, you know, I gotta go in there hot. 86 00:04:45,802 --> 00:04:48,639 Turk, what's that joke that Mickhead always tells? 87 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,931 Dude, a guy walks into a dentist's office 88 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:52,728 and says, "I think I'm a moth." 89 00:04:52,813 --> 00:04:55,519 The dentist then says, "If you think you're a moth, 90 00:04:55,609 --> 00:04:57,852 why'd you come to the dentist's office?" 91 00:04:57,946 --> 00:05:00,403 The guy then says, "Well, the light was on." 92 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:04,282 That moth was crazy. 93 00:05:04,373 --> 00:05:05,833 Hey, I heard a great joke. 94 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:09,371 A guys walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." 95 00:05:09,465 --> 00:05:11,874 The dentist says, "If you think you're a moth, 96 00:05:11,969 --> 00:05:15,137 why are you in a dentist's office?" I forgot the punch line. 97 00:05:15,224 --> 00:05:18,927 You can't bail out now. Stall, stall! 98 00:05:19,022 --> 00:05:21,312 So the moth says, 99 00:05:21,401 --> 00:05:23,359 "That's a good question. 100 00:05:23,445 --> 00:05:25,356 What kind of dentist are you?" 101 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:28,072 And the dentist says, "I'm a general dentist, 102 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,321 but I do dabble in orthodontry, 103 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:33,703 braces and such," and the moth says, 104 00:05:33,795 --> 00:05:36,632 "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that." 105 00:05:36,717 --> 00:05:37,916 The light was on! 106 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:41,512 "To answer your original question, which was if I think I'm a moth, 107 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,302 why am I in a dentist's office, the answer is because the light was on." 108 00:05:47,734 --> 00:05:51,437 The light. It was the light, James. Moths love light. 109 00:05:51,532 --> 00:05:55,829 So, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem? 110 00:05:55,914 --> 00:05:58,585 Had a fever and stomach-ache for almost a week. 111 00:05:58,669 --> 00:06:00,995 OK, well, let's get a little history on you. 112 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:02,834 Time to go fishing for some info. 113 00:06:02,925 --> 00:06:04,800 You ever have shortness of breath, 114 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:08,721 for instance when you're walking Kylie to the apartment that you share? 115 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:11,433 - We don't live together. - Window! Window! 116 00:06:11,522 --> 00:06:14,728 Oh, so you're waiting until you get married. 117 00:06:14,819 --> 00:06:16,612 We're not engaged. 118 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:20,365 I don't have shortness of breath, but my right knee is a little puffy. 119 00:06:20,453 --> 00:06:23,373 Maybe that's from dragging your feet. Am I right? 120 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:25,452 She knows! OK. 121 00:06:25,545 --> 00:06:29,082 Using patient histories to your advantage is an old doctor trick. 122 00:06:29,176 --> 00:06:32,796 What a doctor says and what they mean are often two different things. 123 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:36,890 Dr Robbins treated your husband but we'll approach this case differently. 124 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,151 It's very comforting to have the chief of medicine here. 125 00:06:41,237 --> 00:06:44,524 I took a special interest in this case. 126 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:47,408 Thank you. 127 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:52,118 Hey, Elliot. Your boobies look hot today. 128 00:06:52,922 --> 00:06:55,960 Mr Cheng's test results show that he's in renal failure. 129 00:06:56,052 --> 00:06:58,675 We're waiting for the results of his blood smear. 130 00:06:58,765 --> 00:07:02,266 I saw his chart before I went to the bakery. He's got malaria. 131 00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:06,271 And you were going to tell him this after you had a sticky bun? 132 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,657 He's going to live at least another 12 hours and the bakery closes at 5.00. 133 00:07:10,742 --> 00:07:13,781 But we've gotta get moving on this. What should we do? 134 00:07:13,872 --> 00:07:17,078 Nothing. Mr Cheng is not long for this world. 135 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,334 Do you believe that guy? 136 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:25,925 I never cease to be amazed by the depth of his cynicism and callousness. 137 00:07:26,017 --> 00:07:28,011 So what do you think we should do? 138 00:07:28,104 --> 00:07:31,356 I don't care. I'm going home to watch the Lakers play the Heat. 139 00:07:31,442 --> 00:07:33,769 It's the game of the year, Shaq versus Kobe. 140 00:07:33,863 --> 00:07:36,534 You are going to stay and deal with this yourself. 141 00:07:36,617 --> 00:07:37,898 Shaq versus Kobe? 142 00:07:37,994 --> 00:07:40,072 All the best. Ooh! Let it happen. 143 00:07:40,165 --> 00:07:43,037 Three, two, one. 144 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,378 What's this stretch good for? 145 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:51,591 It loosens up my chest. You should probably stretch too. 146 00:07:51,683 --> 00:07:55,220 Don't need to. I got a tube of Bengay on each one of my hamstrings. 147 00:07:55,314 --> 00:07:57,058 How are things going with Kylie? 148 00:07:57,150 --> 00:08:00,272 OK. Is there some special way to get a black girl to like you? 149 00:08:00,364 --> 00:08:06,287 When a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, "Hell, yeah." 150 00:08:06,373 --> 00:08:07,572 - All right. - OK? 151 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:10,872 - You want to play some ball? - Hell, yes. 152 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:13,715 Dr Kelso, I've thought about it, 153 00:08:13,802 --> 00:08:16,923 and I am not going to just wait for Mr Cheng to die. 154 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:18,890 - Excuse me? - Are you kidding me? 155 00:08:18,977 --> 00:08:22,430 Barbie going toe to toe with Big Bob in a battle of the annoyings? 156 00:08:22,524 --> 00:08:24,233 Well, happy birthday to me! 157 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:26,396 We should do an exchange transfusion. 158 00:08:26,489 --> 00:08:30,323 The southpaw with the blonde bangs and big britches comes out swinging! 159 00:08:30,412 --> 00:08:33,664 The man is 72 and in multi-system organ dysfunction. 160 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:36,325 It's done. It's parasites one, person zero, 161 00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:38,664 If you tell that family he's got a chance, 162 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:40,966 all you're doing is raising their hopes. 163 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,094 Oh, tremendous body blow! 164 00:08:43,182 --> 00:08:45,805 Oh, and for the record, we're not colleagues. 165 00:08:45,895 --> 00:08:47,770 I don't care what you think. 166 00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:52,061 The fight goes to the stocky middleweight 167 00:08:52,155 --> 00:08:54,196 from Monroeville, Pennsylvania. 168 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:57,488 Perry, Mickhead called in sick. I need you to work tonight. 169 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,954 That's all and good, but I'm not available. 170 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:04,125 There is no chance I am missing this game. No chance, no how. 171 00:09:04,216 --> 00:09:06,376 What the... 172 00:09:06,469 --> 00:09:10,256 Say, Bob, what the hell happened in your office? 173 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:13,519 Every year, the med students get me with a practical joke. 174 00:09:13,606 --> 00:09:16,478 They messed with the speed control on my treadmill. 175 00:09:23,872 --> 00:09:27,290 What I can't figure is how they got into my office. 176 00:09:27,378 --> 00:09:29,502 Here's the key to Kelso's office. 177 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,963 And here's Nurse Tisdale's phone number. 178 00:09:32,052 --> 00:09:35,470 I don't have any idea how they might've gotten in here, Bob. 179 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:38,726 If you think I'm missing the biggest game of the year... 180 00:09:38,813 --> 00:09:43,442 I hate to interrupt, but I'm still woozy from being shot into my wall, 181 00:09:43,529 --> 00:09:48,075 so why don't you just go work your shift and use my VCR to tape the game? 182 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,699 When did you get this? 183 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,914 Right about the time we couldn't afford that MRI machine. 184 00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:57,925 Of course you did. 185 00:09:58,010 --> 00:10:01,097 Hey, Kylie, I wrote down that moth joke for you. 186 00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:02,808 Wow. 187 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,564 Give her a compliment. Tell her she has a huge ass. 188 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,974 - You... - What happened to your eye? 189 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:10,987 It's a little embarrassing. I was playing basket... 190 00:10:11,073 --> 00:10:14,076 Embarrassing for me, actually. See... Wingman time. 191 00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:15,822 We were playing basketball, 192 00:10:15,914 --> 00:10:18,667 and he scored eight buckets in a row on yours truly. 193 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,496 - I alley-ooped him. - Shut up. 194 00:10:20,588 --> 00:10:23,128 You could've used J.D. At Seton Hall. 195 00:10:23,217 --> 00:10:27,052 The soup kitchen where you volunteer called... You played at Seton Hall? 196 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:28,516 All four years. 197 00:10:28,601 --> 00:10:31,687 - Get out of here! - Did the soup kitchen have a message? 198 00:10:31,773 --> 00:10:34,941 They're out of broth. What was it like playing college ball? 199 00:10:35,028 --> 00:10:38,481 Sweetie, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria and get you a coffee. 200 00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:41,578 Hell, no! Sweetie ain't drinking no cafeteria coffee. 201 00:10:41,664 --> 00:10:45,284 Sweetie, you are drinking the coffee from the doctors' lounge. 202 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,049 Let's... Seton Hall, huh? Yeah! 203 00:10:48,132 --> 00:10:50,292 Thank you. 204 00:10:50,386 --> 00:10:53,508 It's the test results. Let's see what's going on. 205 00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:57,136 Your gramstain shows that you have... 206 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,983 You have gonorrhoea. 207 00:11:03,031 --> 00:11:05,987 We should probably test Kylie to see if she's infected. 208 00:11:06,078 --> 00:11:09,745 No, we haven't slept together, yet. It's not like I'm missing out. 209 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:13,703 I probably got it from my secretary. Or that trainer from the gym. 210 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,754 Or this fine chick Tamyra that bartends with Kylie. 211 00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:18,340 Yeah! 212 00:11:18,431 --> 00:11:21,006 We should probably get you fixed up 213 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:24,105 or things might start falling off of you. 214 00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,935 Listen up. 215 00:11:26,026 --> 00:11:29,611 I have been cursed to work the night shift with you chuckleheads, 216 00:11:29,699 --> 00:11:32,536 which means I have to tape the Laker-Heat game, 217 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,291 and seeing as no one in the history of this germbox 218 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:38,912 has ever made made it through a shift without saying, "Oh, my God! 219 00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:42,673 Did you see what happened last night on America's Fattest Fatties? 220 00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:44,969 A 900-pound woman lost a pound and a half 221 00:11:45,057 --> 00:11:47,134 and cried for 20 minutes." Be warned. 222 00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:50,230 If you utter a word about the score of the game, 223 00:11:50,315 --> 00:11:53,900 it will be your last. Now get out! 224 00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:56,741 Go, go, go, go! Chop, chop! 225 00:11:56,826 --> 00:11:58,985 What drives people to seek revenge? 226 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:04,493 So... you don't want to know the ending of something. 227 00:12:04,588 --> 00:12:07,128 I can relate to that. 228 00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:08,677 What is that in your lap? 229 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:12,049 Leonard. Half-kitten, half-monkey. 230 00:12:15,648 --> 00:12:17,938 Unfortunately, with his system failing, 231 00:12:18,026 --> 00:12:20,982 Dr Reid and I have agreed there's nothing more we can do. 232 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:24,195 What drives people to go back on their word? 233 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,079 If we do an exchange transfusion, 234 00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:28,372 there's a chance we can save your father. 235 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:31,131 Oh! Thank you, thank you! 236 00:12:31,214 --> 00:12:33,172 Thank you, thank you! 237 00:12:33,259 --> 00:12:35,052 You have to keep this between us. 238 00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:38,009 You know, doctor-patient confidentiality, right? 239 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,640 And what do you do when every fibre of your being 240 00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:43,269 wants to say something, but you know you can't. 241 00:12:43,359 --> 00:12:45,934 Hey! What are you guys talking about? 242 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,278 Nothing. 243 00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:59,499 Why do all the good ones have boyfriends with venereal diseases, 244 00:12:59,593 --> 00:13:02,679 but you can't say anything cos you're the guy's doctor? 245 00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:04,842 I am so sick of men screwing women over, 246 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:08,805 like cheating on them or using your lavender bath gel to wash their car. 247 00:13:08,899 --> 00:13:10,774 You did not just compare cheating 248 00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:13,318 and getting gonorrhoea to me using your soap. 249 00:13:13,407 --> 00:13:17,953 I'm just saying men let you down. J.D., you have to tell her. 250 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:21,956 J.D. Took the Hippocratic oath. There's no way around it. 251 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,625 Is there an "A"? 252 00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:30,296 Yes, there is. 253 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,137 Yes! 254 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:35,730 There may be a way around it. 255 00:13:35,818 --> 00:13:37,692 Thanks. 256 00:13:41,702 --> 00:13:45,536 Ooh! Barbie, you are up there without a net this time. 257 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,082 I sure do hope Mr Cheng rallies for you 258 00:13:48,171 --> 00:13:52,171 because if he doesn't, you're gonna be hearing Bob Kelso's voice saying, 259 00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:55,963 "Sweetheart, I told you so" from now until you're two inches shorter 260 00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:59,346 and driving around Florida with your left-hand blinker on. 261 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,231 Now it's time to ruin the game. 262 00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:04,604 - Come with me to the window. - Do you have some elaborate plan? 263 00:14:04,697 --> 00:14:08,318 I do. I convinced everybody that's afraid of me to go outside 264 00:14:08,411 --> 00:14:10,072 and spell out the score. 265 00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:12,242 - Really? - No, you idiot. 266 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,827 I'm just gonna tell you the score of the game, 267 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,296 maybe knock your head against the glass. 268 00:14:17,384 --> 00:14:20,340 I was way out of line telling you how that movie ended, 269 00:14:20,431 --> 00:14:23,006 but, God save me, watching sports 270 00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:26,188 is one of the last pure pleasures I have left in my life, 271 00:14:26,273 --> 00:14:28,564 so you tell me what's it gonna take 272 00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:31,227 for you to let me go home, sit in my massage chair, 273 00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:33,068 and enjoy the game? 274 00:14:33,952 --> 00:14:37,489 I would like to perform open heart surgery. 275 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,254 - No. - How about you perform surgery on me 276 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,581 - so that I can breathe underwater? - No. 277 00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:45,428 - I would like a shark that read minds. - No. 278 00:14:45,513 --> 00:14:48,088 - You and I trade lives for a year. - No. 279 00:14:48,184 --> 00:14:50,806 A meal and an hour in your massage chair? 280 00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:53,270 - Done. - Done. 281 00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:58,731 Hey, guys, it's off. 282 00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:06,209 Wow! You guys are organised. 283 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,293 Hey, did you catch that Lakers-Heat game? 284 00:15:11,387 --> 00:15:13,381 Five seconds left... 285 00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:22,519 I can't believe you make $300 in tips a night. 286 00:15:22,614 --> 00:15:24,821 This is why doctors should have tip jars. 287 00:15:24,909 --> 00:15:27,152 I make three bucks for serving a martini. 288 00:15:27,246 --> 00:15:30,866 You put your lips on the mouth of a dead guy and bring him back to life. 289 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,251 That's gotta be worth at least a five spot. 290 00:15:37,596 --> 00:15:39,839 I should be getting back to James. 291 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:44,147 There's no rush. A nurse is up there right now getting some blood from him. 292 00:15:44,232 --> 00:15:48,564 I'm sorry! It's never taken me 12 pokes to find a vein. 293 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,109 Got it! 294 00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:56,203 I should've brought my laptop. I could've gotten so much work done. 295 00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:58,168 You can bartend on-line? 296 00:15:58,254 --> 00:16:00,129 I work to pay for grad school. 297 00:16:00,216 --> 00:16:02,791 I'm getting my master's in political science. 298 00:16:02,887 --> 00:16:05,426 I love politics! Ask me anything. 299 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:09,053 What are you doing?! You don't know anything about politics! 300 00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:12,648 Unless she asks about Bush or the bald assistant president. 301 00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,943 Did you know only 17°% of people 302 00:16:15,031 --> 00:16:17,654 under the age of 25 voted last year? 303 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,737 You can vote if you're under 25? 304 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:21,908 The only thing you can take solace in 305 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,206 is a girl like her would probably never be interested in you. 306 00:16:25,297 --> 00:16:28,550 I can't believe a cute guy like you doesn't have a girlfriend. 307 00:16:28,636 --> 00:16:30,546 If I was single, I'd snatch you up. 308 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,808 Would you like to play a game of hangman? 309 00:16:35,731 --> 00:16:38,188 As I sat there letting my interns do all my work, 310 00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:40,567 I wondered if there was a parallel universe 311 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:43,112 where another J.D. And Kylie could be together 312 00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:46,572 because there's no Hippocratic oath on planet Glornack Seven. 313 00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:49,336 - Are you on Glornack Seven? - Why are you so happy? 314 00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:52,921 I just did an exchange transfusion on my malaria patient in there, 315 00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:54,967 and he just woke up from his coma. 316 00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:59,350 Well, he woke up to a world of bad boyfriends, oaths, and gonorrhoea. 317 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,895 He did. You know why? 318 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:04,481 Because I broke the rules and ignored what Dr Kelso wanted me to do. 319 00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:06,609 Sometimes you have to break the rules. 320 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,404 Elliot's patient waking up was a clear sign. 321 00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:12,579 Mr Cheng is crashing. 322 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,621 Signs be damned! I'm telling her. 323 00:17:15,712 --> 00:17:18,917 Kylie! Kylie! 324 00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:24,641 You can't tell her! They won't let you be a doctor! 325 00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:26,554 I'd make more money bartending! 326 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:31,560 Turk, if we leave right now, I might be awake for sex tonight. Get my coat. 327 00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:36,991 You owe me. 328 00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:41,744 Baby, so I didn't know which one was yours, so I grabbed all of them. 329 00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:45,967 Just give me a second. I need to talk to Elliot, and then I gotta clock out. 330 00:17:46,052 --> 00:17:48,425 And then we have sex? Then we have sex, OK. 331 00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:54,190 I really thought he had a shot. 332 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:59,316 Well, the family's downstairs whenever you're ready to talk to them. 333 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:13,251 Go ahead. Call me sweetheart and tell me 334 00:18:13,346 --> 00:18:15,505 I'm a pathetic excuse for a doctor. 335 00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:19,053 You made a bold decision and it bit you in the keister. 336 00:18:19,856 --> 00:18:21,232 Yeah. 337 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,569 I don't like people disagreeing with me. 338 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:28,406 There's not another resident here who has the guts to do it. 339 00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:30,287 I feel so guilty about Mr Cheng. 340 00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:33,376 Could you at least just make fun of my bangs or something? 341 00:18:33,461 --> 00:18:35,087 Take it from a colleague, 342 00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:38,543 Telling that family what happened after getting their hopes up 343 00:18:38,636 --> 00:18:41,093 is going to be far worse than any shot I can take 344 00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:43,639 at that John Denver haircut you're sporting. 345 00:18:44,604 --> 00:18:47,773 Did... Did you just call me a colleague? 346 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:51,396 I did. But I hate my colleagues. 347 00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:56,203 What the hell are you doing? 348 00:18:56,289 --> 00:18:57,749 I get to have sex. 349 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,494 I hate this place. 350 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:03,088 I get to have sex tonight! 351 00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:08,221 - Hey, Kylie, there you are. - Hey, J.D. 352 00:19:08,309 --> 00:19:10,386 This is your moment! Grab it! 353 00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:13,766 Listen, Kylie... Out loud, you idiot! Out loud! 354 00:19:13,859 --> 00:19:17,028 I wanted to thank you for being such a great doctor. 355 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:21,197 And there it was. Great doctors don't break oaths. 356 00:19:24,668 --> 00:19:27,540 Thanks again for everything. 357 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,469 Someone once said the bad guys always win. 358 00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:35,179 Sometimes the bad guy is a jerk boyfriend. 359 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:42,771 It's finally here... 360 00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:45,783 the long-awaited showdown between Shaq and Kobe. 361 00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:48,706 Sometimes the bad guy is the man you've been battling 362 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,451 for as long as you can remember. 363 00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:54,792 Hey, Perry! 98-97 Lakers. Kobe dunked over Shaq for the game winner. 364 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:59,179 Don't ever mess with my treadmill. 365 00:20:04,983 --> 00:20:07,855 Is this homemade gravy? 366 00:20:11,618 --> 00:20:15,915 And sometimes the bad guy is a disease that you didn't stand a chance against. 367 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,336 But you said he could get better. 368 00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:21,500 I'm so sorry. 369 00:20:21,593 --> 00:20:24,714 I guess all you can do is come back to work the next morning 370 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,263 and hope that being a good guy pays off. 371 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,391 What are you doing here? 372 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,559 My girlfriend Tamyra from the club, 373 00:20:32,652 --> 00:20:36,355 she's also feeling a little sick, and you'll never guess what she has. 374 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,242 Gonorrhoea! 375 00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:41,496 I mean... gonorrhoea. 376 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:45,666 Kylie, I wanted to tell you so badly, but, you know, it's against the rules. 377 00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:48,342 You can tell me now. 378 00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:51,054 Your boyfriend's a jerk. 379 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,217 He's not my boyfriend. 380 00:20:54,305 --> 00:21:00,882 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =-