1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:03,870 Things were amazing with Kylie, 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,950 but before I could get more emotionally invested, 3 00:00:05,950 --> 00:00:08,730 I needed answers to some questions that were very important to me. 4 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,360 Name 3 spin-offs of the sitcom Happy Days. 5 00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:15,260 Mork and Mindy, Laverne and Shirley, and Joanie loves Chachi. 6 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:18,360 You marry her.You marry her now.You marry her! 7 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:23,260 Ok, ok! We passed section one: "Sitcoms about or involving asian-american diner owners." 8 00:00:23,450 --> 00:00:24,830 Now onto section 2: 9 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:29,620 Fat, tubby tv husbands and the crazy-hot women that would never actually be married to them." 10 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,100 Hey, we're missing Sanford and son. 11 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,810 - What? - Yes! 12 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:37,460 Turk was freaked out because Carla never joins us on Sanford and son night... 13 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,840 or Cheers night. 14 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:42,950 I think it was because she was feeling a little romantically competitive with Kylie and me. 15 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:46,480 Woman, woman! 16 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,250 I am not a lollipop! 17 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,620 Quiet down now... 18 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,660 it is time to watch the show yes, it started... 19 00:00:56,230 --> 00:01:02,290 don't be lickin' me no mo' matter of fact, could you get me a handiwipe? 20 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:06,620 Carla certainly tried to be as adorable as us. 21 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:08,830 Ohh! Darn it! You won. 22 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:11,790 Unfortunately, Turk wasn't on the same wavelength. 23 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,690 Do you see what you get, Carla?! 24 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,790 Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?! 25 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,140 Yes! 26 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:25,400 10 to 9:00! 27 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,740 - Hi. - Hi. 28 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:34,800 - Bye. - Bye. 29 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:43,020 Kylie's in class all day, and she bartends at night, and I'm still pulling 16-hour shifts, so... 30 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,560 we try to make sure we kiss at least once a day. 31 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:48,360 Mondays, wednesdays, and fridays, she takes a cab over here. 32 00:01:48,430 --> 00:01:51,910 Tuesdays and thursdays... I scooter to my baby! 33 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:53,850 Honey... 34 00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:57,670 I haven't fuffied in bed in, like, a week. 35 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:05,490 With 27 deaths so far, this strain of E. Coli from tainted meat is quite serious. 36 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:08,370 So if you're a big meat-eater, be careful. 37 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:14,720 The reason we were upset was that every time the media reports on some weird health crisis, 38 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,720 everyone who sees it thinks they have it. 39 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:21,770 Oh, not so bad. It's only a few people here. 40 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:29,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 41 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:44,900 Ok, ok, everybody just shut up! 42 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:47,810 Thank you. 43 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:49,350 Now, who's first? 44 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:53,020 Of course there's always one positive when something like this happens... 45 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,220 I love medicine! 46 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:02,220 Whoa. Grandma, that's my no-fly zone. 47 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:09,690 Script : Raceman & Ncolas Synchro : Siefaz 48 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:12,740 Scrubs 417 - My life in four cameras www.forom.com 49 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:20,920 Uh, dr. Cox! 50 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,840 We're having a bit of a crisis here. 51 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,090 Ah, I see that. It seems you two have worn the same outfit. 52 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:30,040 Barbie, if it's any consolation, 53 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:32,220 it looks slightly better on you. 54 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,530 No, I'm talking about all the... 55 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,410 - Thank you. - Sure. 56 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,180 What the hell are we supposed to do?! 57 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:39,550 Loretta, relax. 58 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:43,370 I've been involved in every ridiculous tv-induced panic there is. 59 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:47,400 Poison pills, SARS, West Nile, north face, south fork, east river,monkey pox, 60 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,360 pop rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu, and, 61 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:56,530 quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for. 62 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:59,710 And as a parting gift, I will tell you this. 63 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:03,430 Narrow it down to 2 symptoms: vomiting and diarrhea, 64 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:08,040 because it's just not E. Coli unless it's firing out both exits. 65 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:11,030 Sure hope I don't have dog flu. 66 00:04:13,510 --> 00:04:16,490 Well, Mr. Bernstein, do you have vomiting and diarrhea? 67 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:17,650 No. 68 00:04:17,650 --> 00:04:18,750 - No. - No. 69 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:19,930 - No. - No. 70 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:21,110 - No. - No. 71 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,510 Ok, then, Mr. James, you're free... 72 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,850 Wait a second. Charles James? 73 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:31,580 I was watching the Cheers dvd the other night. Are you Charles James the writer? 74 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:32,780 Yeah, that's me. 75 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:35,820 Just... stay... calm. 76 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:38,620 Uh, Elliot, I need to take this gentleman upstairs for some more tests. 77 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:39,860 J.D., don't leave me here. 78 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:43,560 This is very important! He may even need a surgical consult. 79 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:47,460 - Norm! - Norm! 80 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,450 Yeah, I get it. 81 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:00,420 What are you doing? No tongue before 10:00. 82 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:04,760 Baby, if J.D. And Kylie can make time for that stupid appointment kiss once a day, 83 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,870 we should be able to do it twice a day. 84 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,690 Love is not a competition. 85 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,050 Ok. 86 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,250 Make it 3 times. 87 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:12,870 - All right. I'll see you at noon? - Noon. 88 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:15,390 You youngsters. 89 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:19,900 If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love. 90 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:22,530 I think your credit card statement would beg to differ. 91 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,630 Ok, listen up, everyone. 92 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:29,930 For budgetary reasons, we are turning the bathrooms on even-numbered floors into patient rooms. 93 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:33,210 To sum up: floors 2 and 4 are no longer for 1 or 2. 94 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:37,010 Actually, there's still a bathroom on 2, but then my joke wouldn't have worked. 95 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:40,440 Well? 96 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:44,690 I'm sorry. Would you please repeat the question? 97 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,490 Are you just gonna roll over like that? 98 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:49,210 That's weird. I asked him the same thing last night. 99 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,850 Where's the outrage, the anger, the hate? 100 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,450 Again, last night. 101 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:55,140 You've gone soft. 102 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,890 Ok, now it's getting spooky. 103 00:05:57,510 --> 00:06:00,450 Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso. 104 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:01,920 Ladies and gentlemen, 105 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,170 allow me to present... 106 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,850 man not caring. 107 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,490 Ok, Jordan, little help. 108 00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:10,700 If you don't do what she wants, 109 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:14,610 I'm going to stop having sex with you and start making love. 110 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:15,570 Love you... 111 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:19,130 Where is that bastard?! Kelso?! 112 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:22,010 My wife's name's Carla. 113 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:22,670 - Yeah. - Yeah! 114 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:24,330 - Yeah. Like Carla from the show. - Just like it. 115 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:28,140 Wow. I've never actually met anyone who had the same name as a character on the show. 116 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,200 - Really? - Really? 117 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:30,100 No. 118 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,940 Well, that's understandable. Yeah.I mean, there's a lot of Sams. 119 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:33,960 Excuse me, J.D. 120 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:38,380 I just spent the last 3 hours interviewing 212 hypochondriacs, 121 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,410 half of whom don't speak any English. 122 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:43,080 Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to mime diarrhea?! 123 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,850 Talk about your Dianes! 124 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:49,770 Oh! Damn! It's kiss time! 125 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:08,650 Baby. 126 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:23,530 Baby? 127 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,600 Come here, girl. Right here.That's where I want it. I want it right there. 128 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:31,810 - Where have you been? - I was up at... 129 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,170 - I've been looking all over for you. - the Nurses station... 130 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:36,070 - I gotta go. - I gotta go. 131 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:41,390 Bob. 132 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,010 Bob. 133 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,420 Sorry, Madge. 134 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:46,900 What do you want, Perry? 135 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:51,010 Bob, enough with the stinkin' budget cuts already. 136 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:54,400 Noted. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to fire someone. 137 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,960 Oh, baloney, old man! 138 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,750 I have to cut $27,000 from the cafeteria budget, 139 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:04,120 and my idea of gettingit all back by charging 100 bucks for a piece of cake... 140 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,500 went right out the window when fat Frank decided to go on that power diet. 141 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,100 I lost over 230 pounds so far. 142 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,410 I don't know why he keeps wearing those pants. 143 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,790 All right. Fair enough. 144 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:17,870 Now I got your little budget reports. You don't know who to fire, do ya? 145 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,530 Fine. Keep'em. You do it. 146 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:25,260 Watch and learn. I'll do it, and I'll do it without firing a single person. 147 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,100 I have to fire someone. 148 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:41,780 I can't believe you left me all alone for a stupid tv writer! 149 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:46,540 Oh, like that is any different from the time you spent all night hanging out with your favorite weatherman from channel 4. 150 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,200 The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional. 151 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,380 Ok, he's stable! Just take the picture, Carla! 152 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:57,080 What do you want me to do? 153 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,480 I want you to go in there and tell Mr. James that there's absolutely no reason for him to be up here. 154 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,440 Mr. James, how long have you had that cough? 155 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:09,970 Oh, a couple months now. 156 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:14,160 Am I wrong, Elliot, or is that the kind of cough that needs a chest x-ray? 157 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:16,050 Probably. 158 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:16,920 Thank you. 159 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,250 Hey, yo, Turk! 160 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:20,950 What's up? 161 00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:22,380 I got a break. You wanna play some ball? 162 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:24,940 Definitely. 163 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,850 Baby. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to make our next appointment kiss. 164 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:36,390 I'm swamped, too. Yeah. Right now I'm helping dr. Schwartz reset a patient's leg. 165 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:40,410 Oh. I think you got it, dr. Schwartz. 166 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:44,640 You're a liar! 167 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,170 Oh, for god's sake, Perry, 168 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:53,240 adjust your bra, man up, and fire the one with the least pathetic story. 169 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,190 Do you really think I know any of these people's stories? 170 00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:57,590 Well, let me fill you in. 171 00:09:58,670 --> 00:10:02,160 First we have Hank. 4 kids. Trying to make it on a dishwasher's salary. 172 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:05,740 Next to him is mike. Lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident. 173 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:10,420 And then there's Judy. Been here 30 years. Just 2 away from retirement. 174 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,980 You're... you're friends with all these people? 175 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,120 Are you kidding me? I read their files. 176 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:20,120 I read everybody's files... Ms. Manic-depressive, Dr. Drinks-a-lot. 177 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,610 Hold your horses! 178 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:25,040 Just... tell me who the last person hired was, would you, please? 179 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,070 Looks like you folks could use a little refresher. 180 00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:30,080 Servin' people like you who save lives every day... 181 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,460 makes me happier than a kitten chasin' a leaky cow. 182 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:35,120 God bless ya, huh? God bless ya. 183 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,490 I have to fire Opie, don't I? 184 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,710 Ya think? 185 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,550 Metastatic lung cancer? 186 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,160 How was he even walking around with this? 187 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,000 At worst, I thought maybe he had a bad case of bronchitis. 188 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,330 This is gonna suck. 189 00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,190 Why'd they move me up here? 190 00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:02,930 Uh, Mr. James, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but you have lung cancer. 191 00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:06,360 It was strange telling mr. James he may only have a few weeks to live... 192 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,690 when just a few short hours ago, we all thought he was fine. 193 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,950 It made me realize something. 194 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,590 Whether it was giving bad news to a patient... 195 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,440 or realizing your relationship may not be as stable as you thought... 196 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,590 We couldn't even make it one day. 197 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,260 or having to do someone else's dirty work for them... 198 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,060 Say, Kenny? Can I talk to you for a second? 199 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,400 There are moments when we all wish life was more like a sitcom. 200 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:34,060 I'm so sorry. 201 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,810 I'm sorry, too, sir. 202 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,440 Well, the good news is I won't have to eat my wife's cooking anymore, right? 203 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:49,750 J.D.'S sitcom fantasy will be back after these messages. 204 00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,650 J.D.'S sitcom fantasy is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 205 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,410 It's weird. There's just so many things I never got to do in my life, 206 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,190 like go to a carnival or take a ride in a hot-air balloon. 207 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:22,330 We can do all that. We are gonna give you the best day ever. 208 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,370 Elliot, a word? 209 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,660 A hot-air balloon seems kind of dangerous. I mean, he could get hurt. 210 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:34,270 What's he gonna do, bruise one of his giant malignant tumors? 211 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,790 Safety is always important, Elliot. 212 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:44,100 Oh, my god. You're afraid of balloon rides, aren't you? 213 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,640 It's floating wicker propelled by fire! 214 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,310 Beside, I defy you to find one other thing that I'm afraid of. 215 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:54,280 Moppin' time, moppin' time. 216 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,500 It's moppin' time. 217 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,130 There he is. 218 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,820 Yes, it's mopping time, my friend, and as you know, 219 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:08,580 I always like to start in the exact spot you're standing. 220 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:10,780 Let's get to work. Here we go. 221 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,670 Is that my new sweater? 222 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:16,200 No. This is my new sweater mop. 223 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,920 It went dynamite with my beige cords. 224 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,460 You mean my beige cord sponge? 225 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,440 You... you wanted to see me? 226 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,910 Hell, yeah, I wanted to see you. I wanted to tell you that I... 227 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,550 I think you're doin' a great job. 228 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:46,230 Boy, that meatloaf today was... it was virtually hairless. 229 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:51,620 I took off the gloves, and... it makes the hair a lot easier to pick out. 230 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,090 Get out of here. 231 00:13:57,090 --> 00:14:00,070 Perry, why the hell is he still here? 232 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:04,750 When I go back down to the cafeteria, there had better be only 3 workers there. 233 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,700 Unless Margaret spits out another kid. That woman's like a catholic bunny. 234 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,700 Get it done. 235 00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:14,090 Why? Why am I having such a hard time with this? 236 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:16,350 Because apparently you have girl parts. 237 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:22,470 Kelso said that if we can cover his salary in the budget that Kenny can stay. 238 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:26,620 But where are we gonna come up with $26,372? 239 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,060 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 240 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,540 Yeah. 241 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,320 That we invite muscles here to hang a banner in our bedroom that says "it takes 3 to party"? 242 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,040 All right. Knuckleheads. I need one of you to win this talent show. 243 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,040 I can do Shakespeare in German! 244 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,510 In college, I double-majored in theater and classic languages. 245 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,950 Does that degree come with headgear and allergies? 246 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,130 Let's take a look at our other options. Gandhi... 247 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,720 you appear to be a man who is utterly without talent, 248 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:09,330 unless of course you wanna count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player... 249 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,180 in a predominantly white hospital. 250 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:17,440 Jordan, your only skill is illegal in 26 states. 251 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,440 It's 27. Arkansas buckled. 252 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:24,100 Carla...that makes you my girl. 253 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,630 Hell, we could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific. 254 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,760 Which leaves me, and... 255 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:36,880 unless all of you wanna see me turn a 2-syllable word into a 6-syllable word, 256 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,340 I rehe-rehe-rehe-ally think... 257 00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:43,490 that we should keep looking. 258 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,280 Newbie! I almost forgot about you. 259 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,990 You know what? Save your breath. 260 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:51,880 I'm about to get in a hot-air balloon and get evil knievel on my own ass. 261 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:55,340 Come on, Elliot. 262 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,340 Let's go french-kiss the sun. 263 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:03,300 You know, you're wrong about Turk. He has many, many talents. 264 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:06,600 Yeah, he's really good at not finding 5 seconds to kiss his wife. 265 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:11,160 Wow!That's interesting because you're really good at that, too. 266 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,300 Oh, really? 267 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,140 - Really. - Really? 268 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:13,730 Really! 269 00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:16,950 Because at least I can remember how long we've been married or what our song is. 270 00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:19,200 I don't know the name of it, but I know it goes like this: 271 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,420 Are you humming the let's all go to the movies song? 272 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,450 Is that not our song? 273 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,450 It's sung by hot dogs. 274 00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:38,690 What an amazing day! 275 00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:42,200 A balloon ride, lunch by the beach, and my first carnival. 276 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,670 Yeah. Sorry you missed out on getting your face painted. 277 00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:48,470 Well, they only had time to paint one more face, so I let the kid behind me go... 278 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:49,840 to make him stop crying. 279 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,150 That was awesome! 280 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:56,480 Spider-girl... 281 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,170 All right, talent show's about to start. 282 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:06,980 Talent show? I'd love to see it, but I'm too tired to get out of bed. 283 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,540 That sucks for you! 284 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,870 I'm just kidding! We're gonna do it right here! 285 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:18,430 O Romeo, Romeo... 286 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,960 Waurm bist du romeo? ... 287 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,750 Gesundheit. 288 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:41,340 Hey, I'm wonderin', what's the story with steel wool? 289 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,520 I mean, is it steel, or is it wool? 290 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,860 Make up your mind, steel wool. 291 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,600 Are there iron sheep hoppin' around Scotland? 292 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,420 Oh, brother. 293 00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:57,310 Look, I... I... either start laughing or I start unplugging your machines. 294 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:04,220 And if any of you cows, goats, or ducks have any questions, 295 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,540 don't be afraid to ask me. 296 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:12,210 I'm just like all of you, only giant and human. 297 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:18,730 Thank you. I hope you enjoyed our production of world's most giant doctor goes to the farm. 298 00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:21,130 So, what did we end up going with? 299 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,470 Oh, you went with the farm idea. 300 00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:27,870 Oh, my god, we're doomed. 301 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:34,280 Ok, Perry, that's it. It's over.The only act left to see is you firing that guy. 302 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,420 Wait, wait. There's one more contestant. 303 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,540 Oh no. Is that Kenny? 304 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,050 Hi. I'm Kenny. 305 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,070 Yeah, it is. 306 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,200 Hey, that... that's our song. 307 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,970 Yeah, I know. I told him to sing it. 308 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,030 All right, now, Bobbo, you give it to him. You know he deserves it. 309 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,850 The winner. 310 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,740 Thatta boy! 311 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,520 Uh, Turk and I are gonna go home and spend some time together. 312 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,200 Some good time. 313 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,940 And by good time, she means bumpin' uglies. 314 00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:50,490 Well, I hope you had a good day, Mr. James. 315 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,340 Wait a second! 316 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:56,710 This chart isn't for Charles James. It's for James Charles. 317 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,080 He's the one who has cancer, not you. 318 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,230 And who cares about him? He's anti-semitic! 319 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,840 Well, that's a load off my mind. 320 00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,340 Hey, everybody! 321 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,310 Thanks for coming so quickly. 322 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:18,710 You know, this is the kind of thing I normally say out loud in my head, but since we're all here... 323 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:23,370 It just seems like in the end, everything always works out because as long as we-- 324 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,420 Mr. James? 325 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,420 Mr. James, can you hear me? 326 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,540 He's apneic! We need an airway! Call anesthesia! 327 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,540 Wait, this isn't right. 328 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:37,810 We're gonna entubate. Hang some dopamine, wide open! 329 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:40,120 I need an E.T. Tube. Where's anesthesia? 330 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,270 Unfortunately, around here things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. 331 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:51,030 Relationships aren't always magically fixed in 30 minutes. You have to work on them. 332 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,050 Problems don't always have easy solutions. 333 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:58,030 Hey, Kenny, once again, I'm... I'm real sorry. 334 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,950 Welcome to my world. Now imagine going home to my wife. 335 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000 And around here, nice people don't always get better. 336 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:18,950 And at times like that, it's comforting to know there's always one thing that can pick your spirits up. 337 00:21:19,305 --> 00:21:25,751 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org