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Kylie and i still hadn't slept together,

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but I had a feeling her 4-week booty embargo was about to end.

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I have a surprise for you tonight.

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God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony.

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I'll bet it's sex'cause I don't see a pony.

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Wait right here.

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It's for your scooter.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing, I was just gonna do a little laundry.

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I assume your facilities are in-building?

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Why is it always about sex with you?

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It's not. Look, Kylie, I'm just really proud of my abs.

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Or... ab.

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Turk and Carla were having some relationship trouble of their own,

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but at least they were working on it.

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Baby, I don't understand why we can't discuss this after the a-team.

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Turk, a lot married couples hit roadblocks their first year,

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but nothing's gonna get resolved if we don't get our issues out in the open.

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Ok, let's do this.

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Ok, what's bothering me...

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Hey, hey!

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There he is!

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My buddy hit it and quit it, didn't he?

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Hell, no.

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Hell, yes!

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Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my nightly ritual.

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Pleasure myself, weep and repeat.

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You see, Turk, this is our problem.

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We're trying to have a serious conversation here,

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but you're more concerned about how your other wife is doing.

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Ok, you know what bothers me?

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Every little thing with you becomes a big issue.

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You make mountains out of molehills.

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When have I ever made a mountain out of a molehill?

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Turk!

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If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste,

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how are we gonna raise our children!

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You know what, I'm gonna stay with my sister.

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I guess I could work on it a little.

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Ok, if the patient is in shock,

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the first thing we want to try to do is assess intravascular volume...

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What? That's right.

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Oh, I know. I wasn't...

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you to indicate an incorrect answer, I was...

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you because I was bored, and I thought that just might drive you crazy.

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Oh, you're a wonderful teacher. Stop...

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me in front of my residents.

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It's unprofessional.

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You're right, Barbie.

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Carry on.

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So...

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When you're dealing with cardiogenic shock...

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it's best to start fluid resuscitation...

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Bong!

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Let's keep moving.

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You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.

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Your lady?

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Blonde doctor and I are gonna end up together.

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And I'm talking the whole shebang. House in the'burbs, volvo in the driveway,

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dog-fighting ring in the basement.

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I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl.

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Oh, wait a minute.

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Yes, it would.

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You want to place a wager?

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I do, but here I really have no need for a cracked thermos and 2 pounds of keys.

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How about my van for your Porsche?

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I suppose when I win, I could destroy your vehicle and make a watch, couldn't I?

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- Bet. 
- Bet.

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All right, give me all the details on Kylie.

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Dude, it was so naughty.

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We're kissing, right, and she's like,

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I think it's a little hot in here, starts pulling down her skirt.

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Oh, my god. I'm getting turned on by my own fake story.

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Damn you, ruptured spleen!

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To be continued.

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Thank god Turk left, because I can't think about sex anymore.

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Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lot of temptation in a hospital.

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Howdy, stranger.

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Do you still want me?

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Yes, please.

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Hey, stranger.

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Script : Raceman 
Synchro : Siefaz

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Scrubs episode 4x19
My Best Laid Plans

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www.forom.com

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So Molly's back in town.

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She definitely wants me.

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Bye.

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How you doing, J.J.?

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That's J.D.

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Oh, right. I was just thinking of that Jimmie Walker sitcom.

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Good times?

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Not great. My sister had a miscarriage.

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Molly?

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- You look fantastic. 
- So do you.

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How's milwaukee?

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It's ok. I'm just here to see a patient.

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Even though she did the fake forget-my-name thing, she's here for me.

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I think we all know there's no patient.

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They've landed!

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Grab some blankets and all the canned goods you can carry.

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We're moving to the sewers.

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Apparently, he's gotten really possessive of me.

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He won't talk to the new staff psychiatrist.

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Molly, I'm sure he's not that possessive.

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Get away from my doctor!

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Get him off! Get him off!

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Patrick, down.

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It is so good to laugh like this with you again.

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I'm on a break here, Newbie,

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so tell your shiny-headed roommate if he doesn't shut up,

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his first surgery tomorrow will be removing that cell phone from his own ass.

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Will you give him a break? He's talking to his wife.

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Anybody seen Mr. Jennings' file?

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Oh, here it is.

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This just got interesting.

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Who are you talking to?

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Rosanna.

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Your college girlfriend?

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Yeah.

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Could I say hi?

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Yeah.

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-Hey, Rosanna. 
-Hi J.D....

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Dude, what the hell?

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Hello?

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Hello? J.D.?

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This phone is indestructible.

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Even has a camera. I'm so getting one.

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Is anybody there?

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Dude!

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Why are you talking to your college girlfriend?

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We're just friends!

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Ahh. Just friends.

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I was just friends once with a vietnamese girl.

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Long story short, I'm on the hook for sending Trong Tri Kelso to college,

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and he doesn't want to go to a state school.

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Unlike you, Bobbo,

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Gandhi here is in a healthy relationship.

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I mean, come on, look, even jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past.

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Give me a pound, my dawg.

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He gets me.

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Give me a pound, dawg.

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Does he know you were being sarcastic?

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I hope not.

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Splendid.

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Gentlemen, crazy eyes Margo, I've called the brain trust together

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for one reason.

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I have to find a way to make blonde doctor mine.

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Burn down her apartment.

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I have an idea,

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but we're gonna need a tugboat.

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Tugboats and arson.

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That's all I ever get from you guys.

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We call this a brain trust,

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and I'm the one with all the solutions.

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I saved you from that eagle, Randall.

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I saved your job, Troy.

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And, Margo, I found your birth mother.

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She was a tree person, remember?

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There's no shame in that.

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Sorry, guys, but I've had enough.

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I'm afraid I have to find a new brain trust.

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Gentlemen...

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I don't want to appear selfish, but stop what you're doing and focus on me.

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So, you seeing anyone?

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I went on a few dates with a guy named Rick, but then he met my mom and it all fell apart.

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She didn't like him?

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No. She loved him.

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They're in Aruba.

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God, I'd love to get with Molly.

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Dude, you're pretty horny for a guy who claims to be getting it on a nightly basis.

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What are you implying?

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Well, let's just say a little birdie told me that you and Kylie haven't slept together.

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Who?

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Nurse birdie.

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Well, you haven't.

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I trusted you.

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Dude, it's been a month.

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Oh, really, Turk? Has it been a month?

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Because time just flies when you're dry-humping your way through 3 pairs of cords.

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Look, Kylie hasn't slept with you, so what she's saying is, she doesn't want to be exclusive.

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Is she dating?

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She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law.

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That's perfect.

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Dude, you can have your cake and eat it, too.

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It's like me talking with my old girlfriend.

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It boosts my self-esteem, and I take all of this positive energy back to Carla.

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Now, this is what you do.

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You go out with Molly and you have a great time while she's in town,

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but once she leaves, you go to Kylie and you tell her you want to get your exclusive on.

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That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

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So once you got the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box,

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it's basically just a waiting game.

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And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.

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You want to get Elliot, you get in good with her best friend.

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Who's Elliot?

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Trust me.

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The way I got my girlfriend in junior high was by getting her best friend to like me.

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And how'd you do that?

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Oh, I posed as her dad so she could rent a car.

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I lost my hair in eighth grade.

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Tough break five.

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I'm going in.

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Um, we should be friends.

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Ok.

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Do you like vanning

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I don't know what that is.

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It's kind of my thing.

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It's like taking a long drive in a car,

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only it's in a van.

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I'm still not getting it.

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Can you hold on for one sec?

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She's an idiot.

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Turk, I found your cell phone in the parking lot.

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4 stories and not a scratch. What are you made of!

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You got 3 missed phone calls, all from a Rosanna.

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Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?

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So, what's been going on with you?

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I went to India for 2 weeks.

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Ladies, this is a hospital, not the junior league.

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Let's break it up.

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And, dr. Clock, I feel as though I've been seeing less and less of you recently.

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We don't pay you good money to go hide in your office. Let's get out there on the floor.

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I moved to Milwaukee 4 months ago.

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Welcome back.

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So, this trip to india sounds so exotic.

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Hey, Kylie, I'm just calling to see how your day is going.

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And sweat would just be dripping off our naked bodies.

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Naked sweat drips.

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What?

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Oh, nothing, Kylie. It's a new band called the naked sweat drips.

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They have a great song called perfect breasts.

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And then, I got so flexible, I could put my legs behind my head.

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J.D., Are you there?

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You should come.

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Oh, frick on a stick. Look, I gotta get going.

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I want to hear the rest of the story.  Don't forget where we were.

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Feet up behind her head.

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Who has their feet behind their head?

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A patient, Kylie.

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Horrible car accident.

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You gotta wear your seat belt, I'm tellin' ya, even around the block.

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Hey.

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I'm getting out of here. Do you wanna grab a beer?

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They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.

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I can't believe you've been talking to her.

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Now, honey,

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is it possible you're making mountains out of molehills

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Damn it.

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Still, sometimes plans go exactly like they're supposed to.

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You paged me

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Yeah, look.  I made a bet with dr. Cox that you would go out with me.

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And if I win, I get his porsche.

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And the success of those plans can take even the most hardened men by surprise.

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Do you mind?

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I am trying to have a private moment with my man.

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Oh, god.

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I got lipstick on you.

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No. Leave it.

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And sometimes even the best of men can go awry.

260
00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,060
So are you coming over tonight?

261
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,060
Hey, J.D.

262
00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:08,040
Buddy, you should try that cake I was telling you about.

263
00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:13,850
Actually, Kylie, I.. I can't tonight.

264
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,550
If having my cake and eating it, too, meant being with Molly, then nothing was gonna get between us.

265
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:24,920
Hey, guys, you going out?

266
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,550
Yeah, you should come with us!

267
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:28,090
That's the close button.

268
00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,390
I know, it's a close button.

269
00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:32,310
When someone gets close, it activates a sensor that opens the door.

270
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:33,560
Fancy.

271
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,830
Oh, no, she's got a pinkie hold.

272
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,100
Elliot's got the finger strength of a rock-climbing jazz pianist.

273
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,900
You were pressing the wrong button.

274
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,040
I'm so excited. So where are we going?

275
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,600
We haven't decided yet!

276
00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,930
I gotta tell you there, supercuts,

277
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,760
I've seen a lot of crazy things at this hospital.

278
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I've seen smokers live to be 100, and I've seen tri-athletes come in here and drop dead at 20.

279
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I've seen unbridled joy,

280
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and I've seen debilitating pain.

281
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But I never thought I'd see a jumpsuit-wearing, van-driving,

282
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vomit-cleaning, no-good, confounded,

283
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frankenstein-looking buffoon like you get a girl like Barbie.

284
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,120
I'm gonna paint your porsche mint green so it looks like my van's baby.

285
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,850
Not until you get your grades up!

286
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:38,160
Rosanna gets her own personal ring tone, but I don't?

287
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,160
Baby, I don't have to answer this.

288
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It's cool.  I got the ring that matters, right?

289
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:48,600
Nurse Turkelton, I want to talk to you about these discharge...

290
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,510
We can talk later.

291
00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:54,810
You need to come get a drink.

292
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,040
Yes, I do.

293
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Janitor.

294
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So, did dr. Cox pay up?

295
00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:04,160
Uh, no. No.

296
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,470
He says that he needs to see us on an actual date

297
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in a restaurant tonigh at 8.

298
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,290
Ok. Meet me at Stanwyck's

299
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:13,540
Sure.

300
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:15,670
Ok.

301
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,810
Sorry, guys, can't go clubbing tonight.

302
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,020
Daddy's got a date.

303
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,650
Oh, man!

304
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,190
I ironed my going-out hair!

305
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,880
You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now.

306
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,910
They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass.

307
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:44,250
The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it.

308
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,160
Some guy... I never get credit for anything.

309
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,120
So, you guys think I'm overreacting about this whole Turk thinga?

310
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,120
Phone calls from an ex would drive me nuts.

311
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,800
I knew how to get rid of both of them, but I can't do that to Turk.

312
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,630
If you don't do it, I will.

313
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Mr. Peeps?

314
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Why are you british

315
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I'll explain later.

316
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Just lose the extra bitches.

317
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:02,930
Carla.

318
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,170
Go talk to Turk. Share with him your feelings.

319
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,370
That's what he wants.

320
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,250
Yeah.

321
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,740
Come on.I'll drive you. I gotta go to dinner anyway.

322
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,220
You're welcome.

323
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:17,300
We should probably go, too. It's getting late.

324
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,310
Oh, no, no, no. I just ordered 2 drinks.

325
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,070
Here they are.

326
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,540
Hey, Turk?

327
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,710
I promise, I will visit you soon.

328
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,360
I don't care if I seem crazy.

329
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,930
Please stop talking to your ex.

330
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,930
Anything for you, you know that.

331
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,250
College was weird. I was so worried about being liked

332
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,630
that I let my freshman roommate think we were dating for 3 months.

333
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,400
We broke up at her sorority formal.

334
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,910
Oh, nobody could snuggle like Daisy.

335
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,370
Didn't you say dr. Cox was coming at 8?

336
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:57,810
Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.

337
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,950
I kissed a dude once.

338
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,590
It was at furnace camp.

339
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,060
Ok, J.D., you're a little drunk,

340
00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,770
and you know what happens when you get drunk.

341
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:14,820
You get handsy.

342
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,230
Now control yourself.

343
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,840
It's tough making new friends in Milwaukee.

344
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,230
I said control yourself!

345
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,550
You know, Molly, if people aren't getting to know you, then they're missing out.

346
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:27,960
Do you think so?

347
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:29,010
I do.

348
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,330
I knew at that moment what would happen if I reached over and brushed the hair out of her eyes.

349
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:41,074
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350
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:09,910
But I didn't do that.

351
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:11,590
I should get going.

352
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,960
I'm sorry.

353
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,850
Well, if it isn't marginally attractive and the beast.

354
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,850
How did the porsche drive?

355
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:34,180
Wait, why did we just go out if you already have his car?

356
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,180
Oh, my goodness.

357
00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:39,680
He actually tricked you into a date.

358
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,630
This is so very delicious and filling,

359
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:45,580
I don't think I'm going to be able to eat the rest of the evening. In fact,

360
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:49,620
I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of your painful humiliation.

361
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,420
I find I'm just a little stuffed.

362
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,160
I will take my keys to go, though.

363
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,450
Yippee!

364
00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,490
You're unbelievable.

365
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,670
You're the only one around here that treats me like a real person.

366
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,210
What did you just say?

367
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,920
There was one other girl a few years ago.

368
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,090
Red-haired doctor.

369
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,430
She used to eat lunch with me until the other residents started making fun of her.

370
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,920
They called her...

371
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,590
janitor lunch eater.

372
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,070
Not the most clever group.

373
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,140
Anyway...

374
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:28,600
I know that you don't think about me the way that I think about you, and I...

375
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,760
never really believed that you would or that you could, but...

376
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:38,160
just pretending for today somehow made me feel good for a change.

377
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,220
I'm sorry.

378
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,540
You know what, it's ok.

379
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,700
I actually had a good time.

380
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:50,930
Thanks.

381
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,430
Elliot.

382
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,430
Oh, Kylie, I'm sorry.

383
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,050
I hope it's ok that I stopped by...

384
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,270
What was that for?

385
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:11,460
I was thinking about how patient you've been with me, how right things feel,

386
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,960
and then you showed up, and it feels like fate.

387
00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,140
Wait, are you saying that you're ready?

388
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,730
Awesome.

389
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,680
First, let me set the mood.

390
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,200
And, Kylie, you're right, it is fate because I was out with this girl tonight that I...

391
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,650
totally could have had sex with,

392
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,680
but it was easy for me to blow her off because I was excited to be with you.

393
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,320
Why have you stopped lighting incense?

394
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:41,080
It makes the room smell like chinese rain.

395
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,300
You blew me off tonight to be with some random girl?

396
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,920
Well, she's not a random girl.

397
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,980
I mean, I had a crush on her long before I met you.

398
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,480
I will kill you.

399
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:51,910
You should go.

400
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:55,470
I was in trouble, and if I didn't play my cards right, I knew what could happen.

401
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,990
Unfortunately, that's what did happen.

402
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,540
See, that's the thing about trying to have your cake and eating it, too.

403
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:35,550
If you make the slightest mistake, you usually wind up getting neither.

404
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,050
We can fix that.

405
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:53,830
You guys are out.

406
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,100
You guys are back in.

407
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,730
Where's Margo?

408
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,050
She's at a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.

409
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:03,300
I lose my van to him, and I lose margo to gangster rap.

410
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,360
Bad day.

411
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,750
And, really, who wants to risk something important just for a silly piece of cake?

412
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:13,890
I did it.

413
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:17,190
Cut off all ties with Rosanna. Forever.

414
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,640
Baby, that took like 20 seconds.

415
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,970
How'd you do that so quickly?

416
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,970
It was easy. I just told her I was married.

417
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,020
You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with,

418
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,260
and you never told her you were married?

419
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,010
She never asked.

420
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,010
It's no big deal.

421
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:38,130
Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer.

422
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,110
Baby.

423
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,630
Baby!

424
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:49,722
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