1 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:08,068 [J.D.] I was super-psyched to get my scooter, Sasha, back from the shop. 2 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:11,304 But my new scooter insurance hadn't kicked in yet, 3 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,312 so I was being extra cautious. 4 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,143 - [Sirens] - [J.D.] Perfect. 5 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:17,341 Time for my morning slushie. 6 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,783 [Tires screeching] 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,344 Get out of the way! The store's being robbed! 8 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:24,981 Freeze! 9 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,695 The wall! Hide behind the wall! 10 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:32,722 No! 11 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:34,164 [Gunfire] 12 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,635 Sasha! 13 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,176 All right, all right. OK. 14 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,042 There was a wall! What's the matter with you? 15 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,149 Who's still shooting? She's down! 16 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,152 It's over! 17 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,253 - Is this gonna hurt? - Don't be such a baby. 18 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,329 It's a magnetic image. 19 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,864 I apologize, Mr. Foster. I'm a little upset. 20 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,560 My scooter, Sasha, was assassinated this morning. 21 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,159 He was attached to that thing. 22 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,761 He used to wear a bracelet, "Sasha forever." 23 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:16,536 Come on, Turk. It was just a joke, and I only wore it for one week. 24 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:17,633 Whatever. 25 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:19,541 Now let's fire this baby up. 26 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,978 - [Machine humming] - [Clanking] 27 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,883 OK, so I still wear the bracelet. 28 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:26,316 Idiot. 29 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:27,750 - Oh! - [Clanking] 30 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,186 My watch! 31 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,720 - Hey, Carla! - Earphones, Ted! 32 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:38,924 Sorry. Hey, Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million? 33 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:43,264 If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom. 34 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:48,239 Yeah and you could spend the other 99,999,000 on therapy. 35 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,242 What would you do with the money? 36 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,780 Carla, I can't believe you're gonna be a mom. 37 00:01:54,848 --> 00:02:00,218 I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby? 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,652 Stupid lotto. 39 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:07,126 - Good morning, Mrs. Wilk. - It's a great morning. 40 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,021 [Gasps] Whoa! 41 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:12,861 That is wrong. Care to join me in a super-Ioud throat clear? 42 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,490 Absolutely. 43 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,091 One, two, three. 44 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,535 [Both clear throats] 45 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,241 Elliot, I can't believe you would do that! 46 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,279 - What'd you do? - Was it naughty? 47 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,907 [J.D.] When women want men to completely zone out, 48 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,144 there's one thing they can talk about... 49 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:35,346 Yesterday, I went shoe shopping and there was this one pair 50 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:38,879 - of Manolo Blahniks... - [both thinking] Shoe shopping. 51 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,586 Great, we can talk. What were you thinking? 52 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,221 We kissed. I've been treating his kid for a week now 53 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:47,460 and we hit it off, you know? It started out with some flirting. 54 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:51,230 "Hi, I'm Dr. Reid." "Why is there blood in my son's stool?" 55 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,067 - Huh? - Whose stool? 56 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:57,473 - Strappy sandals. - [Both thinking] Shoe shopping. 57 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:58,977 Continue. 58 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,536 [Elliot] And then I asked where his wife was. 59 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,445 He said, "She's not with us." 60 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,677 And then, you know... 61 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,214 ...blaah. 62 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,815 Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra. 63 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:14,155 - Were they D's? - Be specific. 64 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:18,822 Good news, Mr. Foster. The radiologist said your scan is completely clear. 65 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,866 We'd like to keep you here for tests. 66 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,196 Whatever you say, doc. 67 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,759 [J.D.] Weird things can happen in a hospital. 68 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:29,137 Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis sets in. 69 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,303 Give me a hand. He's not gonna fit in the body bag like this, 70 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,211 so lie across his feet and I'm going to push down his head 71 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:38,512 - and straighten him out. - Fun! 72 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,348 And one, two, three! 73 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:43,889 - [Cracking] - [Screams then grunts] 74 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:46,352 Ted? 75 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,024 [J.D.] The weirdest thing is when a cool guy 76 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,428 who's fine and talking to you one minute... 77 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,729 ... is dead the next. 78 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,736 In hospitals, this happens a lot, 79 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:01,171 so you have to shake it off and move on. Except when this happens... 80 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:05,541 Well, if it isn't the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse. 81 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:08,672 There's a morbidity and mortality conference tomorrow 82 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,512 to figure out who's responsible for Foster's death. 83 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:15,918 And here's the exciting news: I'm pretty sure it was one of you. 84 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,389 [Dramatic classical music ringtone] 85 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,894 You really gotta change that cell phone ring. 86 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,520 Mom, not now. 87 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:29,098 # I can't do this all on my own 88 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:32,626 # No, I know I'm no Superman 89 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,742 # I'm no Superman # 90 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:46,349 [J.D.] So a patient was dead and one of us was gonna be blamed. 91 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,716 [Dramatic classical music ringtone] 92 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,756 Dude, you've gotta change that ring. 93 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:54,349 You think so? Mom, not now. 94 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,191 [J.D.] With morbidity and mortality conferences, 95 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:59,629 the first question sets the tone for the day. 96 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:02,257 - Who the hell ate my scone? - That would be me. 97 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,031 It was delicious. My compliments to the little lady. 98 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,435 - I made those. - I know. 99 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:10,340 Dorian, you admitted Mr. Foster with coughing and shortness of breath, 100 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,968 is that correct? 101 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,909 Yes. 102 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,641 Mike check. Mike check. 103 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,947 Yes. 104 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,457 And then what happened? 105 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:31,359 Dorian. I'm ten feet away from you. Talk. 106 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:36,834 Mr. Foster had recently flown to India where he had been exposed 107 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,962 to an outbreak of pertussis. 108 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,505 I was gonna check his labs, 109 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,542 but first I had to visit another patient, Mr. Sutton. 110 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:47,643 So, Mr. Sutton, when you came in with heartburn, 111 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,080 I bet you thought I'd kick your butt out of here. 112 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:55,143 But not this guy. I admitted you and stayed up all night studying your EKG 113 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:57,722 because I had a hunch... and no girlfriend. 114 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,280 But mostly it was the hunch. 115 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,056 And that hunch paid off because, if I hadn't found that blocked artery, 116 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,687 you'd be dead right now. 117 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:09,724 And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear. 118 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,167 Later, dude. 119 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,406 I can't believe he didn't thank me. You'll thank me when you leave? 120 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,844 I don't know. Why are you so needy? 121 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:24,280 He keeps a hug schedule with his friends. 122 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:27,911 OK, Turk, looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2:00 spot 123 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:31,115 and penciled in for never. How does that feel? Does it sting? 124 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:33,954 [J.D.] He's hurting. Hug him. Hug him now. 125 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,962 You guys, what would you do with a hundred million dollars? 126 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,396 A hundred million dollars? 127 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,628 The Super Lotto jackpot was up to a hundred million dollars. 128 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,830 So earlier that morning... 129 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:50,767 I'm just saying, think of what you could do with that kind of money. 130 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:53,971 - I could get a trained shark. - Why? 131 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,277 Thanks for inviting me, Janitor. 132 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:58,476 Anytime, buddy. Anytime. 133 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,749 Wait for him... wait for him... 134 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,379 Can opener! 135 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:08,392 The lobster's in the pot. Devour! Devour! 136 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:13,291 [Grunts] Something feels pinchy. 137 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,633 [Screams] 138 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,465 - [Static click] - Save me a leg. 139 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:21,640 I'm in. 140 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:25,268 We could buy a lot more tickets if we collect money from everyone. 141 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:28,177 - I'll go through their lockers. - I meant asking them. 142 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:30,909 Seems kinda roundabout, but OK. 143 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,552 Hey, Dr. Cox, you want to put in for some lottery tickets? 144 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,988 Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. I really would. 145 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:42,892 But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning. 146 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,522 We have the same chance of winning as anyone else. 147 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,567 And the category is... ding! 148 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,967 Things that have a better chance of happening than you winning. 149 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:56,304 Ted-ski, throw ten seconds on the clock for me, would you please? 150 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,933 - Go! - Brain transplants, 151 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,841 Britney Spears having another hit, 152 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,938 the Rolling Stones going on a farewell tour and meaning it, 153 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,916 me caring about anything that happens on Wisteria Lane, 154 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,920 Jessica Simpson winning an Oscar, Jessica Alba winning, 155 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,819 Simpson becoming Alba-Simpson... 156 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,448 - Time! - Oh! 157 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:17,387 Anyway, that explains why I went into the room and said... 158 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:20,227 What would you do with a hundred million dollars? 159 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,268 - Me? Floating Head Doctor. - Here we go. 160 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:27,204 I'd spend the money researching how to separate my head from my body. 161 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:30,709 That way I could literally be in two places at once. 162 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,906 Looking good, Mr. Henderson. 163 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,849 Looking real good, Nurse Myers. 164 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,818 - [Machine beeping] - Uh-oh. 165 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:46,156 He's flatlining! Body, come! 166 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:50,559 [Bugle plays Reveille] 167 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,490 Damn it! 168 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:58,193 Starting CPR. 169 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:01,865 Ow! 170 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:05,709 There'd probably be some kinks to work out initially. 171 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,844 Where is that whore? 172 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:17,518 - Who's a whore? - That'd be me, sir. 173 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:20,150 Oh, of course. Would you care to elaborate? 174 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:24,185 See, yesterday, I went shoe shopping... 175 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,026 Shoe shopping. 176 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:27,963 Shoe shopping. 177 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,559 [All] Shoe shopping. 178 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,365 [Cox] Oh, please. 179 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:36,374 Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this. 180 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:37,500 Satin panties. 181 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,540 Fine. I was checking on Mrs. Wilk and... 182 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,479 Mrs. Wilk, I just wanted to explain to you my behavior before. 183 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,555 It's not like I was making out with some random guy. 184 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:54,422 I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot. 185 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,893 Actually, he just turned out to be an orderly 186 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,124 who got his hands on a helicopter helmet. 187 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:04,601 But this is different. Sure, it could get complicated. He has a son... 188 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,363 And a wife. 189 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,310 I've been making out with a married man 190 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:14,038 while his sick child slept a few feet away. 191 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,305 Oh, my God, I've become my mother. 192 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,022 Hi. You said your wife was dead. 193 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,027 I said she wasn't with us. Don't make me out to be a bad guy. 194 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,528 Well, you're not a good guy. 195 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:34,088 Good guys don't lie about being single or about helicopter pilots. 196 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:37,863 If you were a good guy, you would get in there and tell her what happened. 197 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,098 - You're right. - Hell, yeah, I am. 198 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,772 Wait, what? 199 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:49,570 [Elliot] You know how when something horrible happens, like a car accident, 200 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,173 everything slows down? 201 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,219 [Gasping] 202 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,617 No! 203 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,284 Whore! 204 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,965 Where is that whore? 205 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,437 Hey, guys. What's up? 206 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,034 Would you do me a favor and cover Mr. Foster for me? 207 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:22,080 I have to go to Mr. Sutton's and get the thank-you I deserve. 208 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,342 You are so obsessing about this. 209 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,908 Like the time you were convinced the cafeteria 210 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:30,012 was giving you small waffles. How'd that work out for you? 211 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,751 They waffle-ironed my foot. This is different. 212 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,793 - Look, I need a ride. - Pass. 213 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,921 Oh, pass, huh? Well, this is what happened last time you passed. 214 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,462 [Both gasp] 215 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:46,767 OK, put the foot away. Put the waffle foot away. 216 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,336 This is where Sutton lives, right? Let's get in there. 217 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,836 J. D... 218 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:01,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 219 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,113 Dude? 220 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,624 [Growling] 221 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,193 OK, just back away slowly. 222 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,797 Oh, no! Turk, they're organized! 223 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,136 - [Growling] - Run! 224 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,937 [Stomach growl] 225 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:27,172 Good Lord, Bobbo, was that your stomach? 226 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,909 [J.D.] And there it was. Hope. 227 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:34,441 Dr. Kelso's inability to deal with hunger was legendary. 228 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,579 We were as good as home. 229 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:40,091 I've heard enough. Let's call it and go to lunch. 230 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:44,355 Just hold on. That is not the way it works, Bobbo. 231 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,365 This is important. You sit back down and get on with it. 232 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,765 Perry, I'm in charge here. 233 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,599 Ted, give him your sandwich. 234 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,901 I suppose I could spare a small corner. 235 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,769 Everyone just stay right where you are 236 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:02,803 and we will be back in... two minutes. 237 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,288 [J. D] One sandwich later, we got back into it. 238 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,122 And then what happened, Dr. Dorian? 239 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:20,359 Well, sir, fortunately for us, ostriches are flightless birds. 240 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,994 [Growling] 241 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,968 There goes the sentry. 242 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,403 Every three minutes, like clockwork. 243 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,237 Dude, can I admit something to you? 244 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,777 I kind of missed not getting my hug today. 245 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,608 Here comes your vanilla bear. 246 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,409 J.D. J.D. Oh, J.D.! 247 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,315 - Whoa-oh-oh! - Oh! 248 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,254 Dude, don't sweat it! 249 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,619 It says here that the ostrich is generally a docile creature. 250 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,659 Thank God. 251 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:50,388 It also says their kick can kill a man. 252 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,191 What? I'm coming back up! 253 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,232 [Growls] 254 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,231 - Turk! - [Growls] 255 00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,563 - [Thud] - [J.D. Screams] 256 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,436 Mr. Sutton, I hope this isn't a bad time. 257 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,472 Who cares about Mr. Sutton? 258 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,984 So, Dr. Reid, you were covering Mr. Foster. 259 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:16,613 Actually, sir, I was on my way to cover Mr. Foster, 260 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,249 but then I stopped in Mrs. Wilk's room and... 261 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,025 - What are you doing? - Don't look at me. 262 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,628 Do you see the woman standing outside? 263 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,303 - Yeah, I see her. - I made out with her husband. 264 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,136 That's disgusting. 265 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,972 OK, just get out of here and do PFTs on Mr. Foster. 266 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:45,849 Dr. Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong. 267 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:50,855 If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man. 268 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,688 - [Beeping] - [Man] You may kiss the bride. 269 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,867 Whoa, save it for tonight, big guy. 270 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,771 Mazeltov. 271 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,771 Why did I make him Jewish? My parents will kill me. 272 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,076 Why ostriches? 273 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,708 They're majestic creatures, don't you think? 274 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,082 And they're kinda like my children. 275 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,986 Plus, I make belts out of their necks. 276 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,581 Look, Mr. Sutton, you're wondering why I'm here. 277 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,820 [Turk screams] 278 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,657 - There is a door. - Man. 279 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,458 You OK? Did you try and escape? 280 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,591 I did escape. There was one waiting in the car. 281 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,397 That's Leon. Loves the car rides. 282 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,768 Likes to stick his head out the window. I tell him it's dangerous. 283 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:41,897 He doesn't listen. 284 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,909 Mr. Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me. 285 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,741 Why thank you for doing your job? I'm a garbage man. 286 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,110 How times a day do you think I get thanked? 287 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,151 - Six. - You're off by about six. 288 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,378 Twelve! 289 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,716 I'm starting to see why Leon outfoxed you. 290 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,848 Stupid bird stole my hat. 291 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:03,691 I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc..." 292 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,458 - Why'd he just walk away like that? - [Mumbles] 293 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,692 [Growls] 294 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,692 Ruh-roh. 295 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,030 Don't move. 296 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,539 I gotta admit he looks pretty phat in your Kangol. 297 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,096 [Growls] 298 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,735 Hey! They're about to pick the lottery numbers. 299 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,711 And remember that when we win, we win as a family. 300 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,112 I set aside 20 tickets for you and I to split. 301 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,207 Perfect. 302 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:29,311 Nurse Espinoza, Mr. Foster's cough is getting worse and Dr. Dorian's gone. 303 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,754 Dr. Reid's covering, but she's indisposed. 304 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:36,158 Kid, I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr. Turk, he's the surgeon on-call. 305 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,222 You're missing out. 306 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,858 There's plenty you could do with a hundred million dollars. 307 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,428 Oh, come on. You gotta make that shot. 308 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,266 [Pounding] 309 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:51,002 Let me out of here! I will kill you! 310 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:53,601 I'm watching the game. 311 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,813 Sweetie, you want to get naughty? 312 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,409 Ooh. 313 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:04,820 Ohh. Ahh. 314 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,723 Ahh. 315 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,933 Come on. Do it. Do it. 316 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:19,266 I can wait another day. Button up and watch the game. 317 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,237 I gotta call my glass guy. 318 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,672 Mrs. Brown, I want you to know how sorry I am for kissing your husband. 319 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,651 But we are two women who have been wronged and lied to, 320 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,245 and the healthiest thing for us to do right now, 321 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:42,191 walk away from each other with our dignity intact. Don't you agree? 322 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,530 Do you know what I do with whores? 323 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,566 I punch them in the face. 324 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,399 Bring it, bitch. 325 00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:01,076 Dude, are you really gonna sit here all day just to thank your garbage man? 326 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:04,604 Jabbarie has been added to the hug schedule. Want to wait with me? 327 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,516 I can't. I was supposed to be on-call five minutes ago. 328 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,950 This whole experience got me thinking about the nature of gratitude. 329 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,082 I guess in the end... 330 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,524 Whether you're a doctor or a garbage man... 331 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:18,596 Dorian, what are you doing? 332 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,722 Sorry, sir. 333 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,358 Sometimes I like to just sum things up. 334 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,369 Well, allow me to do that for you. 335 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,168 In the end, when Mr. Foster started coughing up blood... 336 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,302 [horn honking] 337 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,311 ... the on-call surgeon was stuck in traffic... 338 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,607 ... the nursing staff was busy losing the lottery... 339 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,983 ... his original doctor was thanking a garbage man... 340 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,494 ... and the covering physician was incapacitated. 341 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,832 And what was Mr. Foster doing? 342 00:18:56,235 --> 00:19:00,137 He was dying in the hands of the interns. 343 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,765 How did I do, Dr. Dorian? 344 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:08,269 Sorry I'm late. I got the keys to my Miata stuck in the cadaver. 345 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,713 Cut to the chase there, pee pants. 346 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:14,218 Mr. Foster's death was the result of a pulmonary embolism, 347 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:17,414 probably caused by the 21 -hour flight he was on from India. 348 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,186 Dr. Flannery, the radiologist, should have caught it on the scan. 349 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:25,196 Working from an inaccurate report, 350 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:30,429 there was nothing any of you could have done to prevent Mr. Foster from passing. 351 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:36,463 Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr. Flannery. 352 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:44,371 After a day like today, there's really only one thing you can do... 353 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,942 To bad radiologists. 354 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,784 Wait, wait. Let me get in on this. 355 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,916 Let's also have a toast to Mr. Foster's widow and his fatherless kids. 356 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,051 Dr. Cox, it wasn't our fault. 357 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,393 No, because you were lucky. 358 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:03,230 You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults. 359 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:10,168 Congrats again. Have a... have a swell party. 360 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,909 [J.D.] It's not easy when someone accuses you of screwing up, 361 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,539 especially when you know it's true. 362 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:19,014 When that happens, you can't shrug it off, 363 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,415 because in a hospital, 364 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:24,012 the best way to learn from your mistakes is to carry them with you. 365 00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:31,404 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org