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[J.D.] Now that Elliot and Keith were
serious, she started buying him gifts.
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[Laughs]
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It's a mouth harp! Oh, awesome!
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[J.D.] Keith was shockingly good
at pretending to like crappy presents.
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But you know what he was best at?
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Keith, we need more popcorn, yeah.
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[J.D.] Being girl bait.
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Here's how it goes down.
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Keith comes back, Elliot marks her
territory so the girls know he's taken,
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and I pick off one of the smaller ones
that comes by for a look-see.
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I'm a doctor.
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I'm a landowner.
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Burt Reynolds is my father.
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I love sports.
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Keith, more popcorn.
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[Spring boings]
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See, that's how it works.
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You have the cutest hair.
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These old rags?
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OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,
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yet you're still unable to conceive,
so... How often do you make love?
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- Twice today.
- Actually, it was three times.
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You were asleep for the last one.
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- Wow. That really happened?
- Mm-hm.
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It was weird that you
were in one of my sex dreams.
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He is not allowed to dream about me.
It gets too freaky.
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Cirque du Soleil freaky.
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One time, she was skinless.
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OK. Stress is often
a factor in conception.
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So tell me, do you think
stress might be an issue?
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I swear,
if you don't knock me up tonight,
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there's no more sex until you steal
me a baby. So do it right this time.
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There's a little stress.
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OK, the antibiotics
have brought your fever down.
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Is there anything else I can do?
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Yeah, I'm auditioning for
my church's senior citizen production
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of Streetcar Named Desire.
Would you mind running lines with me?
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I'd be happy to.
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"If I didn't know you was my
wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you."
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I can't believe you think
I'd do this with you. Are you insane?
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Seriously, I'm a doctor.
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What page are you on?
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Oh...
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Why didn't you just read lines
with the old guy?
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My job is to make sick people better,
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not to help Bernie score a slice
of Episcopalian tail on opening night.
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Sometimes, you got
to go the extra mile with patients.
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That's what makes me
such a special doctor.
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That and your amazing ability
to switch back and forth seamlessly
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between male and female genitalia.
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Ooh...
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Newbie, snap out of it.
We don't have time for your daydreaming.
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I believe medicine
is about more than treating the disease.
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You've got to be there for people.
Take Mrs. Cohen.
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When she broke her hip, I treated that.
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She also left her car double-parked,
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so being an "extra mile" kind of guy,
I went and took care of it.
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Sorry. It's been a little while
since I drove stick.
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Wonder how she got out of that truck?
That's how she broke her hip.
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# I can't do this all on my own
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# No, I know
I'm no Superman
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# I'm no Superman #
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All I'm saying is it's important
to go the extra mile with patients.
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It's like I was telling this girl.
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- Why tell her?
- I didn't.
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I wanted to show you
who I'm going out with.
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Look, Newbie, there's a reason that I
can't go the extra mile with patients.
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- It's something personal.
- You can confide in me.
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I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!
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[J.D.] It didn't bother me
Dr. Cox had "Kelly Ripa'd" me,
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because I knew it would never catch on,
no matter how much he wanted it to.
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This, however, did upset me.
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Uh, Carol, we got the
bone marrow biopsy back and, uh...
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...I'm afraid you have leukemia.
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What?
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Yes. But the good news
is it's very treatable.
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We have to get started right away.
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In four and a half years,
I've watched your pal, Stephanie,
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go through a multitude
of irritating fads:
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UGG boots, campaign
for better grammar among staff
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and the double European air-kiss.
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Seeing as you are sorority sisters,
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I was hoping you'd be able to tell me
when this "extra mile" crap will end.
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Oh, it's never gonna end.
He's relentless.
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Why do you think I was out Sunday
buying comics for my patient?
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They're giving away free Tastykakes
at the comic book store? Ha-ha!
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That worked better
when you were a fat load.
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- I know.
- Damn it!
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All right, Jake, here it is,
the latest Vengeance.
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I had to travel to five stores
to find that.
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This is last month's.
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I'll track down the new one for you,
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but right now, I got to make
sure I have a job next year, OK?
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[J.D.] Since there were only three
attending spots for ten residents,
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Dr. Kelso could basically treat them
like his own personal valets.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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All-day sucker, my ass. Try 20 minutes.
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Sir, quick question.
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[Gulping] Make it very quick.
I'm about to vomit.
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Why was I told to drop everything
and look after some new patient?
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Mr. Sommer is the cousin
of one of the trustees.
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Not important enough
to warrant face time with me,
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but connected enough that
if one of these ding-dongs kills him,
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- it'll be my ass.
- Carla, can you cover my patients?
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- She's watching someone for me.
- I'll find somebody.
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Because I'm just a nurse,
I can't look after everybody?
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- Precisely.
- J.D., why don't you tell me
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what's wrong with Mrs. Jones?
Without looking at a chart.
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[J.D.] Carla knew, without charts,
doctors didn't know much about patients.
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Mr. Barry, I misplaced your chart.
I forgot, what's wrong with you again?
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Oh, that's right. You have
a kitty cat stuck in your mouth.
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Or should I say you have
a person stuck around you, little guy?
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Cootchie-cootchie.
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It's not like nurses know everything.
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[J.D.] Uh-oh. Carla's gearing up
to explode. Save yourself.
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Attempt the casual side-switch.
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And you're there. Now angry at Kelso.
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- Bob, how dare you?
- Exactly.
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You're worried
about what I can handle?
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Vascular Surgery wants
an update every two hours,
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I'm weaning Mrs. Jones' dopamine
from ten mikes to five,
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Meyerson's abdominal wound is dehiscing
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and Mr. Wilder is turfed to Psych.
He thinks he's Flo from Alice.
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Kiss my grits!
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Exactly, Flo! Exactly!
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I hope you learned something today.
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Get a load of
Mr. Extra Mile Guy's leukemia patient,
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sitting in there all by herself.
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He's probably out getting a cake shaped
like a cancerous white blood cell.
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All right, team, let's stay close.
Come on.
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Carol! Look who I found.
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Larry? Dad? How?
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Well, right after
I got your test results back,
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I got on the horn with your dad and we
started a phone tree to find everyone.
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There were some tears,
mostly mine, but we got it done.
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You are the most amazing doctor.
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Hear that, Perry?
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I'm the most amazing doctor
because I went the extra 5,280 feet.
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What's that? That's right, it's a mile.
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And how does that makes me feel? Keith!
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[Mouth harp boings]
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Thank you.
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Attention, surgical residents
still hoping to have a job next year.
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The annual blood drive is upon us
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and I will be needing
a volunteer to greet our donors
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as the hospital's new mascot,
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the friendly hypodermic needle,
Mr. Prick.
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We'll probably change the name.
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I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were
given to whoever is the best surgeon,
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I would get all three
of those damn spots.
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It's the same on medical.
The only reason I got
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that oncology rotation
is I let Dr. Morgan take me
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- to his brother's wedding.
- Ricky Morgan?
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- He works in the cafeteria.
- What?!
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- What.
- Listen, kissing ass
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is just the way it's done around here,
and there's nothing you can do about it.
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We have to all band together and
agree not to be exploited by Dr. Kelso.
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From now on, we will only be judged by
our skill and abilities. Who's with me?
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That's right! That's right!
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From here on out,
no more getting him coffee,
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no more washing his car,
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no more taking his son
to the local steam baths to meet men.
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Well, hey, you guys got him coffee.
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"Together" on three. One, two, three.
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- Together!
- Let's go!
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What are you doing?
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Chief of medicine said
to pay special attention,
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and I take a couple of seconds
to get to know my patients.
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So, first question,
are you allergic to any...?
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[Janitor] Psst!
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- What?
- I need some advice.
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- Which do you prefer?
- What's the occasion?
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Me wiping up gunk.
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I was cleaning Kelso's tie rack
and I assumed I could have it.
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The Armani is very affective on urine,
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- whereas the Yves Saint Laurent is...
- No, no.
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What? Where'd he go?
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[J.D.] Carol's family welcomed me
as one of their own.
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No more than her brother, Larry.
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- Eagle!
- I told you not to call me Lawrence.
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And I told you I never get dizzy.
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OK. Let me tell you guys
why we are here.
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Carol is starting a journey, OK?
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Obviously, the chemo is gonna be
tough, but we're all here for you.
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Anything you go through,
we go through together.
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So you've all banded together.
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I honestly never thought I'd see the day
when we would pick the three surgeons
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who would care for people of this
great hospital based solely on merit.
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I hope you're proud of yourselves.
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This is a preliminary ranking
of your technical skills.
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So whenever you get a chance...
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[J.D.] Life in a hospital
is constantly humbling.
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Whether it's making you realize
you're not as skilled as you thought...
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Fourth?! I'm fourth?
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... or as on the ball as you thought.
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- How's Mr. Sommer doing?
- Actually, sir...
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He's perfectly fine, sir.
He's in tiptop shape.
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Good.
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Ow! What, are you wearing, a cup?
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People try to hit me there
more than you'd think.
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[Tapping]
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[J.D.] The key is to be ready for it.
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I was not ready for this.
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Since Carol is gonna lose her hair,
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we decided we'd all shave our heads now.
He even agreed to do the cutting.
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You're up next, big guy.
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I mean, come on.
You're all in this together, right?
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[Whirring]
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I can't believe
you all shaved your heads.
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How great. Even Nana.
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And you don't look creepy
or alien-like at all.
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Are you ready to run the extra mile?
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[J.D.] You can't let him know
you don't want to do this.
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Meet his gaze. Meet it twice as hard!
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Dr. Dorian, we need you.
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Mr. Bentley's condition
is getting worse.
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[J.D.] God bless his herpes.
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I'm gonna go take care of that man.
When I come back...
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[J.D.] Pause for effect.
Pause for effect.
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...we're gonna shave this thing.
- Yeah!
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Yeah! Oh, yeah!
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How the hell could I be fourth?!
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I know Bonnie's good
and Figsack has mad hands,
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but somehow, I keep forgetting
that Todd is a skilled surgeon.
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How come you didn't page me
about that consult?
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I did. You're wearing
your garage door opener on your hip.
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Ladies and gentlemen, number two.
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Kelso's gonna kill me.
I can't find Mr. Sommer.
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Did you look
between Mr. Spring and Mr. Fall?
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- Too easy.
- Hey, you know...?
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- More armor?
- No.
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Actually, I am sneaking trays out
of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed.
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This is partially your fault,
so you're gonna help me.
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You know, whenever I lose something
in the morgue, I just retrace my steps.
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Right now,
I'm looking for something,
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and I know I came
to the vending machine,
237
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,449
then I dropped a quarter,
which rolled over here,
238
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and, yep, there you are.
239
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As soon as you take your eyes off 'em,
you lose 'em.
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They're like children.
Big dead children.
241
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I treated that girl at the free clinic.
She was born without nipples.
242
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I knew there had to be something wrong!
She's too perfect.
243
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:34,704
I was kidding, J.D. I have never
seen her in my life. Kelly Ripa!
244
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- I told you it would catch on.
- I don't think it's funny.
245
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How's that leukemia patient doing?
246
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I'm hiding.
I really don't want to be bald.
247
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I have a suspicion
it won't work for me.
248
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It might accentuate my spoon-chest.
249
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- Yeah.
- Plus, the girl I'm dating
250
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is totally into my hair.
251
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She's got to be interested
in more than just your hair.
252
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If it weren't for your hair, I don't
think I'd be remotely interested in you.
253
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,502
I'm sure there's
something else she's into.
254
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No, there's nothing else.
255
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,980
There is. Even if she won't admit it.
256
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,744
You know what, I'm stuck.
I have to shave this down.
257
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:15,947
You don't have to go the extra mile.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
258
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,854
What happened to the days
when you used to listen to me?
259
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,484
That was a long time ago.
You should listen to me.
260
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Not in this lifetime.
261
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Listen, Newbie,
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you're not a completely, terribly,
horrible, incompetent doctor.
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While I would never let
any blood relatives be your patient,
264
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if it was someone that I knew,
an acquaintance,
265
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I might be OK with you treating them.
266
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Thank you.
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The only thing you owe Carol
is to treat her the best you can.
268
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Hey, where you been?
269
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Oh, Larry, man.
I don't think I can shave my head.
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What about Carol?
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She'll be OK. She has all you guys.
272
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- You look over there.
- Mm-hm.
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Excuse me, nurse.
274
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Hi! How 'bout a poke?
275
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:20,043
I have a husband, OK?
And he's big and he's black and...
276
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:24,419
Baby, baby, it's me! But I do love
that you go to that big and black stuff.
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I can't wait to bear
the fruit of your loins.
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Baby, wait!
279
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:33,494
This is the only way I can suck up
to Kelso without the surgeons knowing.
280
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,726
There you are.
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00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,667
- You're not Mr. Sommer.
- No, I'm not.
282
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No harm done.
283
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,471
What's up... with y'all?
284
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,779
[Turk] Ahh!
285
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,989
Hey, Dr. Turk. What happened to you?
286
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,787
I found the latest issue
287
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,623
at a comic book store
a mile and a half away. Here you go.
288
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:09,032
Actually, I ran there in a
foam needle suit, but you don't care.
289
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,068
Thanks, Dr. Turk.
290
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:17,168
Christopher,
I heard you were sweating the rankings.
291
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,871
No. I'm married
and trying to have a baby.
292
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,847
Not having a job
would be a big boost for me.
293
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:28,080
You're a good surgeon. Plus,
your bedside manner is really important.
294
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,714
There's no one on that list who
spends more time with their patients.
295
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,951
Are you saying I have a job?
296
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:39,798
If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me
right now, I will freak out.
297
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,993
I got a job!
298
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,876
Well, the good news is,
his head isn't in the storage room.
299
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:55,311
I once found a head. It's a funny story.
I put it in my locker.
300
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,680
I didn't have time to get
to Lost and Found, forgot all about it.
301
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,584
Come back to work on Monday,
open my locker, whoa! Head!
302
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,315
Plus rats! I panicked.
I didn't know what to do.
303
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,950
I grabbed the thing
and ran up to the roof, punt it,
304
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,687
and I shank it wide-left.
305
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,527
It's heading straight down, right
for Kelso sitting in his convertible.
306
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,623
I'm done.
I'm out of a job, right? Wrong.
307
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,828
At that second, a hawk flies in,
308
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,871
grabs the thing and flies off with it.
309
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,669
I know what you're thinking. We're
in a city. What's a hawk doing there?
310
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,803
I can't believe you get a locker
and I don't.
311
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,440
Dr. Reid, I need
to meet you in Radiology
312
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,107
to go over some test results.
313
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,618
Yeah, it's over, Ricky.
314
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,923
I know you're stealing trays. Stop it.
315
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,891
Buzz off.
316
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,723
Carla, the orderly
lost my chart for Mr. Tyler in 406.
317
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,387
Would we have his dosages?
318
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:49,423
You put him on penicillin, but he was
allergic, so you put him on vancomycin.
319
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,661
Thank you.
320
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,735
Wish you put some of that crazy-nurse
memory to use on our missing dude.
321
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,440
Well, he was an older guy
322
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:03,880
and he was on an IV,
so he couldn't have gotten very far.
323
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:09,012
He was jittery and he had this
weird circle tan line on his arm.
324
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:13,780
It was the nicotine patch.
He was trying to quit smoking.
325
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,420
Should I not be out here?
326
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,896
There he is, Mr. Spot on His Lungs.
327
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,234
Don't worry, we'll pop that lung out,
328
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,537
get it to the dry cleaners
and have it back to you after five.
329
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,102
We like to have fun.
330
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,139
I made up that whole hawk story.
331
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:41,117
Yeah. I know you're not as weird
as you want people to think you are.
332
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,744
[Clangs]
333
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,814
[# Tammany Hall NYC: Someone]
334
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,268
Whoa! Nana! How you doing?
335
00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,601
Looking hot in the tracksuit.
Gym's on the second floor.
336
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,141
[J.D.] Date time.
337
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,802
Dude. There you are. Two things.
338
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,347
First, aliens are here
wearing tracksuits.
339
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:12,906
- Oh, no, that's Nana.
- Second... I got a job.
340
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,646
- Nice.
- If you hadn't pushed me
341
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,780
to do that extra mile stuff,
that wouldn't have happened,
342
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,619
so thank you.
343
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,183
You got a hottie waiting for you
at the bar. You go get her!
344
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,424
- Where were we?
- Do I smell banana conditioner?
345
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,560
That's one of my conditioners, yes.
346
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,966
[J.D.] As great as this was, I couldn't
stop thinking about what Turk said...
347
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,773
This girl really digs hair.
348
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,805
It's hard getting what happens
at the hospital out of your head.
349
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,015
Ah!
350
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,480
How was your first stress-free day?
351
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,888
Horrible. You?
352
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,926
Worse.
353
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,154
Let's make a baby.
354
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,958
If it doesn't work this time,
I'll kill myself.
355
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,425
Not helping with the stress.
356
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,433
[J.D.] I knew if I didn't
leave that bar and go back,
357
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:13,273
I'd never be able
to enjoy any of the simple things,
358
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,109
even a woman eating my former bangs.
359
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:17,148
Voilą.
360
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,410
[Cheering]
361
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,246
See, that's the thing
about being an extra mile guy.
362
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,586
You never know
who it's gonna rub off on.
363
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:29,889
"Sister Blanche, I've got
a little birthday remembrance for you."
364
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,398
[High pitched Southern accent]
"Oh, have you, Stanley?
365
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,626
I wasn't expecting any."
366
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,670
- "I hope you like it."
- Aw...
367
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:42,639
- You're hating this, aren't you?
- No, that's not it at all.
368
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,871
I don't believe for a second
that you really want me to leave.
369
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,310
You gotta feel it, Lyle.
Get involved.
370
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,872
What do you people say?
Let's take it from the top?
371
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:56,819
"Sister Blanche, I've got
a little birthday remembrance for you."
372
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,652
Again. Do it with some force.
373
00:21:00,305 --> 00:21:06,674
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