1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:05,638 [J.D.] Turk and Carla were converting my old bedroom into a nursery, 2 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:07,969 so I helped paint a mural for the new baby. 3 00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:10,969 - Done. - [Carla] Oh, hell no! 4 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,502 Is that big, ugly one shooting laser beams into the crib? 5 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,946 That's Optimus Prime. 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:19,281 I don't think he'd appreciate you calling him the big, ugly one. 7 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,649 - No, he wouldn't. - No. 8 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,880 Not Optimus. 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:25,391 If Junior gets scared, he can always climb into bed with us. 10 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,586 - That's what I did with my mom. - What do you mean "did"? 11 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:32,757 Last Christmas, I walked in on Turk and his mom cuddling together in bed. 12 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:35,699 [J.D.] Turk gets defensive when it comes to his mother. 13 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,862 You're jealous 'cause your mom's dead. 14 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:40,633 Whoa! We should probably take a break. 15 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,574 You'll finish building that crib like you promised. 16 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:47,409 You are driving to the cemetery, cleaning up my mom's grave, 17 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,641 and asking her for forgiveness. 18 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,309 I hate having to ask for forgiveness. 19 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:57,117 How's my mom doing? 20 00:00:57,190 --> 00:01:00,057 I asked if she still hated me and the sprinklers came on. 21 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:03,653 Give her time. She's only been dead for three years. 22 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,824 But, baby, it's too soon to be putting a nursery together, 23 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:11,234 test driving minivans, or buying baby monitors. 24 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:13,795 [J.D. Over monitor] I can't get this crib together. 25 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:17,036 And can somebody please bring me a glass of water? 26 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:19,205 You go this time. 27 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,247 Thank you. 28 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:25,011 [J.D.] Thinking about Turk and Carla becoming parents 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,054 made me think of my mom and how much she probably misses me. 30 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:32,353 I bet she wishes she could see what life is like around here through my eyes. 31 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,121 And that's why I strapped my video camera to my head. 32 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,960 - Morning, weirdo. - Lonnie. 33 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,798 [J.D.] It was the perfect idea. She got to meet my superiors. 34 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:48,971 That's right, the old man stole some ice cream. 35 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,566 [J.D.] I even got some great footage of Dr. Cox. 36 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:55,307 - Where the hell have you been? - I'm making a video postcard. 37 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:58,111 - Do you have a message for my mom? - No. 38 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:00,414 But since she brought you into the world, 39 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,614 I do have a message for her uterus. 40 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,214 Bad uterus! Don't do that anymore. 41 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:09,193 She had a hysterectomy, but I'm sure I can just edit over that part. 42 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:10,752 Let's go see Mr. McNair. 43 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,957 [J.D.] Mr. McNair had locked-in syndrome, 44 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:15,592 a paralysis so severe he could only communicate 45 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:18,671 through a computer that responds to his eye movements. 46 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:20,501 Check his vitals, Eva. 47 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,736 [Computer] Why does he call you a girl's name? 48 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,675 Thank you for asking, Mr. McNair. 49 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:29,203 You see, the thing about Dr. Cox is the closer he feels to a person, 50 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,250 the more he needs to push them away. 51 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:35,617 When he calls me Eva, he's actually saying, "J.D., I care about you." 52 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:40,625 - Vulnerable people like... - [computer] Oh, my God. I get it now. 53 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,423 Carol. Carol, Carol, Carol, Carol... 54 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,464 - Now you're being a jerk. - Carol... 55 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,897 - Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! - Carol, Carol, Carol... 56 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:48,934 - Newbie! - What? 57 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:51,595 I'm relatively certain the computer is broken. 58 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:54,070 - Carol, Carol, Carol... - My bad. 59 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:58,137 [J.D.] I felt bad for Mr. McNair, but I was off until six tonight, 60 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:02,045 so I decided to grab a quick nap in the sun. 61 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,889 [J.D.] What the...? Ah! 62 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:15,325 # I can't do this all on my own 63 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,795 # No, I know I'm no Superman 64 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:23,963 # I'm no Superman # 65 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:30,273 - [Turk] Where the hell is J.D.? - [Carla] He's off until six. 66 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:34,642 Any second now, he's gonna walk through that door, lost in his thoughts. 67 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:39,911 [Janitor] With Dorian taken care of, I'm not sure how I should spend my day. 68 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:43,080 I suppose I could clean. [Laughs] 69 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,488 God help me, that one still makes me laugh. 70 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,994 Oh, no, it's black Kojak and Scary Nurse-Wife. 71 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,190 I'll get rid of them with an innocuous compliment. 72 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:54,324 You are glowing. 73 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,429 [Janitor] Free and clear. 74 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,664 Have you seen J.D.? 75 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:05,439 Where am I? 76 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,173 Hello? 77 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,511 Anyone? 78 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,509 No, I don't know where he is. 79 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,249 [Janitor] I love that adrenaline rush you get from lying to someone's face. 80 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:18,290 Do it again. 81 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,256 Dr. Kelso, 82 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:24,285 I must say that your nose hair is not long and creepy like most old guys. 83 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:25,922 Thank you. 84 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,134 Hey, Perry, great shirt! 85 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:34,564 Wish I'd thought of athletic apparel when going through my midlife crisis. 86 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,008 It'd have been cheaper than a cigarette boat named Dr. Feelgood. 87 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:44,179 That laughing had better not be aimed in my direction, bro. 88 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:49,187 Bro? Dude, bros don't even use "bro." You're not as hip as you think you are. 89 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,916 And you are? 90 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:52,715 I'm black. 91 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,316 God knew my people would go through struggles, 92 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,829 so he gave us a lifetime supply of cool. 93 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:01,162 Like he knew white people would be rhythmically challenged 94 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,667 and he gave you this dance. 95 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,204 You're black? 96 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:09,571 'Cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, 97 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,303 you enjoy Neil Diamond, 98 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:13,607 and you damn sure act like a black guy. 99 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:18,049 And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. 100 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,882 Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. 101 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:26,220 That stands for the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. 102 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:30,388 And quite frankly, I always thought they should change "Colored People" 103 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:31,760 to "African-Americans." 104 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,994 But then it wouldn't be the NAACP, 105 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,832 it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. 106 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:40,997 I know this probably sounds like a digression, 107 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,804 but it actually leads me back to my original point: 108 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,003 Do I think you're black? 109 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:49,139 Nah. 110 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,146 Knock, knock. 111 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,187 [Janitor] Who's there? Nurse Mophead. 112 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,451 Nurse Mophead, who? You have a mophead. 113 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,118 Well, your new computer should be here tonight. 114 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,955 She got out of here in a hurry, didn't she? 115 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:07,897 I know what that's like, when people say the minimum. 116 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:11,095 But with me it's usually, "Mop that floor. Clean that counter. 117 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,229 Stop provoking that bear." 118 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,796 Want me to keep you company? 119 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,707 I don't mind. I'm just working on my own stuff anyway. 120 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,871 I'm a bit of an inventor. I'm gonna show you my latest one: 121 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,681 Pen straw. 122 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,386 Perfect. Ahem! 123 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:30,718 Except I don't like that cola. 124 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,951 It tastes like ink. [sighs] 125 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,789 But that's just one. I got a million ideas. 126 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,792 I don't care if he is on the first floor, I need this cleaned up now! 127 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:44,937 I'm here. Open up the window. 128 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,972 That was quick. 129 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,639 I call it the Hover Hoover. 130 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,108 Where suction meets the sky. 131 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:56,241 That's a good question. Only problem is I've answered it five times. 132 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,613 Dr. Reid, would you mind explaining to me 133 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,549 why you called the chief of surgery 134 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,145 to consult on a cellulitis patient yesterday? 135 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,588 I wasn't even here yesterday. 136 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:08,559 Your interns were. Their mistakes are your mistakes. 137 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:12,359 Whether it's an unnecessary consult, or his ridiculous haircut. 138 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,093 This cost $60. 139 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,432 Let's hope your stylist put that money towards rehab. 140 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,606 Darn it. I'm sick and tired of your careless mistakes. 141 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,674 Why isn't this bleeder on telemetry? 142 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,936 I know you had a 12-hour shift yesterday, 143 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,980 but that is no excuse for not turning in your histories. 144 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:31,278 You dragged me to dinner and made me play Scrabble all night. 145 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,615 How you spend your private life isn't my responsibility, OK? 146 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:36,655 Fine. I'll do them tonight. 147 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:39,418 You're taking me to the movies. Get on the ball. 148 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,653 All of you, go work. 149 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,996 Wow. 150 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,531 Aren't you the big badass attending? 151 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:50,035 It's time for them to sink or swim. I got to where I am on my own, OK? 152 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:52,263 Nobody helped you out in the beginning? 153 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:55,796 Dr. Cox was my attending. He kept track of the times he made me cry. 154 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,435 Twenty-seven, counting this morning. 155 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:02,071 Yeah, I'm PMS'ing and he made fun of my shoes. 156 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,742 Laverne, what are you doing out here? 157 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,343 Tonight's date night with Mr. Roberts 158 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:12,585 and I like to prime the pump by watching the young men sweat. 159 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:15,991 Hey, Dr. Cox, if I wasn't a black man, could I do this? 160 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,928 That's game, all right! That's game! 161 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,092 - You got next? - Yeah, I got next. 162 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,399 They call me the Candyman 'cause my moves are so sweet. 163 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:29,567 They call me The Pig, because I say sexist and derogatory things to women. 164 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,202 Lonnie, play with Dr. Cox. 165 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,869 Let's go! 166 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:37,677 - [Turk laughing] - Ooh! Ooh! 167 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:41,117 [Turk laughing] Look at the glasses! Look at the mouthpiece! 168 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:45,283 Dr. Turk is not aware that Lonnie was all-conference at Villanova. 169 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,418 Would you go ahead and thank what's-his-name for me? 170 00:08:48,494 --> 00:08:50,359 - Jesus? - That's him. 171 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,090 - Let's go. - Take ball. 172 00:08:56,135 --> 00:09:00,469 Lisa, why did you order 100 units of insulin for Mrs. Best? 173 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,907 No, that's only 10 units. I put a smiley face after the zero. 174 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:08,640 Look, Lisa, you have to be crystal clear with your medication orders. 175 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,581 - [Beeping] - OK, it's causing a bit of a seizure. 176 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,209 Hey, Janitor! 177 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,720 Come here! Hold her legs down, please! 178 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,689 [Janitor] This is it! I'm in the show! Dr. Jan-itor. 179 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:22,125 We'll give her an amp of B50. 180 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:25,129 This is easy. Just like drowning someone. 181 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,357 [Beeping stops] 182 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:29,525 OK. You can let her legs go now. I think we're good. 183 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,900 I didn't see the demon leave the body. 184 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,196 I'm sure it did. 185 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,798 Hey, Janitor, good job. 186 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,109 Good job. 187 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:45,183 Dr. Reid will kill me when she finds out about this. 188 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:49,050 Relax. I'll go talk to Dr. Reid. It won't be a big deal. 189 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,122 What?! 190 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:53,988 I'm gonna make someone burn for this. Who did it, Carla? 191 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:59,122 I didn't realize how much I picked up from working here. 192 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:03,862 I heard her yell, "Hold this woman's legs down," and I just knew what to do. 193 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,699 Good for you. 194 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:09,502 Now I've got to go meet my husband at the bus station 195 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,736 and pretend to be a street walker. 196 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,476 Enjoy your date night. 197 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,379 [Janitor] OK, Mr. Cool Guy, you had your moment of glory. 198 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,940 No need to make a big deal out of it. 199 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,542 Hey! 200 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,384 Slow down, buddy. What's the hurry? Come here! 201 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,584 I want to tell you a little story about a hero. 202 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:30,561 [Janitor] Know what? The hell with it. It feels good to get a little attention. 203 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,627 I'll tell you one thing, it beats falling flat on your ass. 204 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,331 Holy moly! 205 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:41,771 That would've been really embarrassing if you were black. 206 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,235 Great. 207 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:48,144 Seriously, Carla, I need to know who's responsible for this. 208 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,648 [Janitor] Or lying to cover someone's ass. 209 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,479 I don't know. 210 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:56,316 It was just a clerical error. There's no way to trace it. 211 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,847 Was I brave? "Brave" is a pretty strong word. 212 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:03,486 Perhaps the better term is "valiant." 213 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,029 Off you go. 214 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,592 [Janitor] Anyway, for once I didn't feel like a jerk. 215 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,329 Is he still talking about holding that patient? 216 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:16,034 Give him a break. You know how hard it is for us to bust our humps every day. 217 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,976 Imagine how it feels being here knowing you don't make a difference. 218 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:27,074 www.nieco.com text nieco nieco 219 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,749 # Drill-fork It can drill and fork 220 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,920 # Mostly fork # 221 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:41,160 I don't care what those people said. I know I make a difference around here. 222 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,396 Hey, Jill. 223 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,564 They don't know how different it would be if I wasn't here. 224 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,840 Hey, Jill. 225 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,577 Yep, a lot of lives would change. 226 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,773 I am gonna prove that to them right now. 227 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,180 I am gonna fix your computer. 228 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:02,744 I just gotta get my real tools. I've turned these into eating utensils. 229 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,722 Dig in. 230 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:09,625 - You know what time it is? - [Janitor] 4:15. 231 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,663 - 3:30. - Oh, thank goodness. 232 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,633 - I thought I was running late. - [Janitor] I do love to lie. 233 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,761 Look at my face. Keith, what does it mean when I'm frowning? 234 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,899 You're feeling insecure and suspicious that I think someone on television 235 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,306 is prettier than you. 236 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,741 At work, Keith. 237 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,608 Ah... 238 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,172 Keith was half right. This face means that I am suspicious. 239 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,615 I was reviewing records. 240 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,654 Mrs. Best received an inordinate amount of insulin. 241 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,724 - I wanna know who screwed up. - [Carla] Elliot? 242 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:43,817 You're wasting your time. You know how interns stick together. 243 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:48,833 - They'll never rat each other out. - I am sleeping with one of the interns. 244 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:54,066 Seeing as I've gotten Keith to pee sitting down so there's no splatter, 245 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,505 I'm betting I'll be able to get him to talk. 246 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,070 Keith! 247 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,679 Meet me in the caf in half an hour. 248 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,181 Keith, you better not tell her who did it. 249 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,809 But Elliot scares me. 250 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:11,255 Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. 251 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,622 I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, 252 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:18,060 who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. 253 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,065 - Now, who are you really afraid of? - The fatty. 254 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,862 Be careful, Keith. 255 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,900 Oh, I love it! 256 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:30,430 And you know, they say it's the safest thing we can do for our baby. 257 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,636 - Can we get it? - No, no, no. 258 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:38,206 Let's take it back before somebody sees me. As a matter of fact, get down! 259 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,253 Hey! [laughs] 260 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,980 [Dinging] 261 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:47,355 Hello, that's a nice ride, huh, Dexter? 262 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,393 [Honks] 263 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,985 Hate to bother you, but could you explain again, 264 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,554 what's it like to be a young, hip black guy? 265 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:57,193 You see, Dr. Cox, what I'm gonna do is we're gonna pimp this out. 266 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:01,569 We're gonna throw some 22s on it, put some spinners on the 22s... 267 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,269 Ooh! And a DVD player so the kids can watch Elmo. 268 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,572 You're killing me. 269 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:11,275 [Janitor] Sometimes, around here, it feels like humiliation is contagious. 270 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:16,447 Mr. McNair, I didn't exactly fix your computer. 271 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:20,151 I think I might have voided your warranty. 272 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,389 Elliot, I am not gonna tell you who messed up with Mrs. Best. 273 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:26,431 Oh, no problem. I just wanted to grab a cup of coffee. 274 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,023 Oh, and introduce you to my mom. 275 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:32,468 [Laughs] Mom. That makes me sound so old. 276 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:36,940 I had C-sections with all my kids, so everything is as it was down there. 277 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,739 Uh, very nice to meet you, Mrs. Reid. 278 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,246 You and Elliot would have such cute babies. 279 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,283 She's only got about five more years to pop one out. 280 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,046 - Have you ever seen chubby Elliot? - Uh, no. 281 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,055 If you want to see it, break up and wait a couple of weeks. 282 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:54,854 When she's depressed, she hits a bag of Doritos like there's diamonds. 283 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,088 - Love you too, Mom. - [Phone rings] 284 00:14:57,162 --> 00:15:00,689 Ah! That's your dad. How did you get this number? 285 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,467 Like her? If you don't tell me which intern messed up, 286 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,163 I'll beg her to move here. 287 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,607 She's just a little weird, Elliot. I can handle weird. 288 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:13,979 I'm sorry. 289 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,981 The light just hit you so perfectly, I had to have a taste. 290 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,280 - No, not you. - It was Lisa. 291 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,446 I would have told you earlier, but someone told me not to. 292 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,387 Who told you not to? 293 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:30,127 Baby, you're not really bothered by what Dr. Cox said, are you? 294 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,891 - You know you're my black prince. - That's not it. 295 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,126 I know I'm black. I'm reminded all the time. 296 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,997 Patient doesn't want a black doctor, 297 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,400 people think I know the score to every NBA game, 298 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,371 and I told you what happened last week 299 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,068 when the new board member met the surgical staff. 300 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,667 Nice to meet you. 301 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,473 Nice to meet you. 302 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,514 Nice to meet you. 303 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,481 Hey, what's up, dawg? 304 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,918 Nice to meet you. 305 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,813 It's not even about that. 306 00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:02,084 It's about the nursery. It's about that stupid minivan. 307 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:06,029 I don't know if you know this, but overnight I went from Chris Turk, Stud, 308 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,328 to Grandpa Turk, the guy who wears overalls 309 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,630 and does embarrassing dances at cookouts. 310 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,638 You do that now. 311 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,408 But in a cool way. 312 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:21,275 Hey. Thanks to your little telling-me-the wrong-time prank, 313 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,144 I was 45 minutes late for my Oriental massage. 314 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:28,185 Which meant that instead of Pang-Wa, I had to settle for Ching-Lau. 315 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:31,780 - So? - Ching-Lau is a dude! 316 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:36,226 You know, I've accepted the fact that you're useless around here. 317 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:40,061 Maybe you could just try a little harder not to make things worse. 318 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,532 Know what he doesn't get? I could have been a janitor anywhere. 319 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:47,594 When I got out of college, I had offers. Morgan-Stanley, Dupont... 320 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,608 I even considered taking a year off and cleaning my way across Europe. 321 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,304 But no, I chose a hospital. 322 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:57,476 I'm not kidding myself. I don't have the most important job in the world, 323 00:16:57,549 --> 00:17:01,110 but I work in a place that helps people, and I thought I was part of that. 324 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,946 Who cares. 325 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,625 - Have you seen Carla? - [Cox] Nope. 326 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,826 My turn. Have you seen how stupid you look when you do your angry quick-walk? 327 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:26,574 Carla covered for one of my interns and then lied to my face about it. 328 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,410 Come on. Of course she did. 329 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:33,781 If an intern got hammered and stripped of what little self-confidence they have 330 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,912 every time they messed up, there wouldn't be any left. 331 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,753 Luckily, Carla happens to have been here long enough 332 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,555 to identify when someone needs to be protected. 333 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,995 - These kids need to stand on their... - Got that right, sister. 334 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,034 Because you definitely got where you are on your own. 335 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:53,400 - You sure didn't give me any help. - I didn't say I did. 336 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,649 [Carla] It's OK. It's not a big deal. 337 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:09,676 - But Dr. Cox is gonna kill me. - Dr. Cox doesn't have to find out. 338 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,757 Just promise you'll practice repositioning the swans. 339 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,758 - I promise. - OK. 340 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,823 Turk, I get it. 341 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:25,426 Having a baby changes things. 342 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,598 I just don't want to say goodbye to the life we have now. 343 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,301 Well, baby, you don't have to. 344 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,538 We'll still have fun, go to bars, go dancing... 345 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,203 - Really? - No. 346 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,374 We'll have a baby. That would be crazy. 347 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,145 Just focus on the positives. 348 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:43,586 For instance, we'll still have lots of sex. 349 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,418 - Really? - No! 350 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:49,860 But I can tell you that this is normal. 351 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,691 You'll get through it. 352 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:58,993 Come to think of it, what would really help me get through it... 353 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,104 [humming] 354 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,508 [Giggling] 355 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:09,046 Man, you're gullible today. 356 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,377 Well, Mr. McNair, 357 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:18,548 I hope you don't mind me hanging out all day talking to you. 358 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:22,758 I don't think you do mind. I got a seventh sense about that. 359 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,797 My sixth sense is I can tell when squirrels are afraid. 360 00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,964 Anyway, I know you lost your computer 361 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:32,561 and I thought maybe you were a little bit Ionely. 362 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,664 I've been Ionely around here a couple times. 363 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,035 I don't know. I just hope I helped. 364 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,047 Nobody's buying it. Your new computer is finally here. 365 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,412 Sorry it took so long. 366 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,951 - What time is it? - 6:00. 367 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,455 [Yelling] 368 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,194 How was your day? 369 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:01,566 Cold. 370 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:05,535 [Janitor] Now help him up so he thinks there's hope for our relationship yet. 371 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,469 [J.D.] Even though the Janitor had kidnapped me, 372 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:15,002 when he helped me up, I felt there was hope for our relationship yet. 373 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,982 Being locked up all day makes you appreciate the things that matter. 374 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,542 [# Augustana: Boston] 375 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:25,386 Did I ever thank you for all the help that you've given me over the years? 376 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,651 Don't sweat it. 377 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,591 [J.D.] Like the support of a friend. 378 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,761 The importance of family. 379 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,733 What up, dawg? 380 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,861 You know I'm down to play ball, 381 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:43,306 I just gotta drop Junior off with old lady at the ducky park, yeah. 382 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,707 Yeah, then we're gonna hoop it up. 383 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:51,505 This isn't really gonna work for me. I can't do it. I can't. 384 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,279 [J.D.] Or realizing you actually do make a difference. 385 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:58,312 - And there you go, Mr. McNair. - [Computer] Thank you. 386 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,516 Don't mention it. 387 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,161 I wasn't talking to you. 388 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:10,575 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org