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It's springtime at Sacred Heart,

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and the whole hospital
had that endoftheyear smell.

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Gloria, I need you to change
the dressing on Mr. Kerns' wound.

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And I need you to suck it.

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Wow, Gloria. Do you kiss your

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greatgreatgreatgreatgreat
grandkids with that mouth?

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* Zoomzoomzoom *

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Ted, that's funny.
Where's the chuckle?

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The bank foreclosed on my house.

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Where's your mom?
She's out in the car with the cats.

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Dr. Kelso celebrated spring
by wearing his golf shorts

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to flaunt his oddly
youthful legs.

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Take them in, people.

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I shaved for you.

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Tell your Daddy what you just did.

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I made a poopy in the potty.

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You know, son, as a doctor,

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I spend a lot of my day
dealing with other people's poop.

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And I'm not going to lie to you,
Jackie, it gets old.

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Now that's, that's not to say

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I haven't enjoyed waking up to
a fresh brown trout in your Huggies.

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Besides, you're gonna do the
same thing for me some day real soon.

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And yet, aside from actually
seeing you being born

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and that time Wayne Gretzky said,
"What's up" to me in line at the bank,

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you out of diapers is the best
thing that's ever happened.

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It truly is. Now why don't you go into
your room and play for a little while

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because we're going
to celebrate grownup style.

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All right, get this over with. I need
a nap. I've been exhausted all week.

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Yippee!
No kissing. Hands behind your back.

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Let's go.

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Yep, love was definitely in the air.

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Hey, Kim. How'd you like
a night on the town

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with the hottest doctor
in this place?

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I'd rather just go out with you.
Oh! * Zoomzoomzoom *

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You "zoomzoomzoom"?
Of course.

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I invented the zoomzoomzoom.
Oh. Cool.

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Liar!

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So, Josh, you are suffering from
a condition called phimosis.

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It's basically a hardening
of your foreskin.

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As part of your treatment, I'm asking
you to masturbate five times a week.

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Help the poor kid out.

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Wow, five times a week, huh?
For me that would be cutting back.

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He said in front of
his future girlfriend.

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You know what?
I should probably mosey.

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Looking forward to our date.

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See you around 6:00.
Wear something slutty.

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* Zoomzoomzoom! *

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That's mine.

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Oh. You like that?
Wow, I felt it move.

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Todd, you're touching your crotch.
I know. And I'm loving it.

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Hey, tubby.

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J.D., come here.
I want you to feel something quick.

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Ow!

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Don't call me tubby.

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Pregnant witch.

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Hey. There's Kim.

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She and Elliot bonded over an ability
to communicate at a speed of light.

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You'd have to slow it down
for humans to understand.

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The shower's going to start at 4:00,
there's going to be food and games.

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You're such a good friend. I got her
a present, but since we're not close

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I'm just going home
to get ready for my date.

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Oh. Hey, you.
I'm psyched for tonight.

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Best thing about a date with J.D., if
you're having Chinese and want Mexican,

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you walk to the other
side of the food court.

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We are not going to the mall, Elliot.

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I was making you dinner,
then go to karaoke,

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but I'm not sure how to
do both in the same night.

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Unless, of course...

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J.D. Not Floating Head Doctor.

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Too late. I'm already there.

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Body could stay home
and prepare the feast.

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And as always...

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Head would handle entertainment.

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* Don't go breaking my heart

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* I couldn't if I tried

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* Oh, honey if I get restless

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Stop hogging the mic!

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Body, come!

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Stupid body.

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I gotta do everything myself.

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* Oohhoo, nobody knows it

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Clap with me, clap with me!
* Nobody knows...

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Head loves karaoke.

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I'm up for anything.
I married my high school boyfriend,

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the only first date I went on
was in tenth grade.

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It began with me in
the back of his Miata

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because his friend called shotgun

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and ended with us going to
the arcade to, and I quote,

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"Eat pizza and beat up nerds."
And I married that guy.

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Well, trust me, Kim.
I've beaten up many a nerds in my day,

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but tonight's about you
having the best first date ever.

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All right, slugger.

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Bye!
You don't have anything planned.

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You had to soil the food court thing.
It's veal piccata night at Sbarro's.

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I'd help, but I'm
planning a baby shower for Carla.

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I am going to make this cafeteria
look totally different.

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* Baby, baby,

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* Baby, oooh

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* I want my baby back, baby back, baby
back, baby back, baby back, baby back

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* I want my baby back, baby back
* Chili's

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* Baby back ribs

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* I want my baby back ribs
* Barbecue sauce

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* I want my baby back, baby back
* Chili's...

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Ted, what the hell?

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It's the only song we know
with "baby."

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I want my money back.

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What money?
What? I lost my house.

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Give me a break.

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Fun, right?

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No one is mingling.

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Why are the morgue guys
so damn cliquey?

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I want yellow.

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I wish I had cool morgue friends.

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Hey guys!

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Ooooh!
Oh.

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Laverne, I didn't know you knit.

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I sure do. Mr. Roberts doesn't have
one pair of storebought socks.

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I'm gonna knit you a muzzle.

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Those are all from us.

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It's just Jack's old baby crap.

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We're really excited
to get rid of all that stuff

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and watch you guys suffer
through the hellish

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relationshipruining nightmare
that is the baby phase.

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Open something.
Go ahead.

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Those are my workout pants.
Uhhuh.

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She's been trying to get rid of
those, but I'll be honest with you,

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I love them cause they're so comfortable
and you can get them on real quick.

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You ain't lying.

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Baby, check it out.

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Wonderful. Thank you.

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Why can't we just talk to people?

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This is the baby games station.

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Once we start,
people will join us.

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OK, guess what flavor
baby food this is?

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Cab driver feet?
No, Keith, it's turnips!

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You got it wrong,
finish the whole jar!

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You guys, this is so much fun!

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Where the hell are
all your intern friends?

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Listen up, interns.

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Notice the definition
in the upper calf.

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Look at it, damn it!

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See that?

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Back in 'Nam, the choppers would hover
eight feet above my head, I'd jump in.

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You should've seen
the look on Charlie's face.

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Not the enemy, son,
the pilot, Charlie Ross.

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Great guy. He didn't make it back.

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Where's the cake?
Eight feet? I don't believe it.

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Believe that, missy.

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I have to get ready. I want
my date with Kim to be perfect.

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What do you think about a romantic
horseback ride on the beach?

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Like we did for your birthday?
Yeah.

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Except this time with two horses.
Why not take her to your deck?

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You guys can lie out
and look at the stars.

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Unfortunately, I can't.

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My deck has become sort of a cruising
spot for older gay gentlemen.

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Get off my porch, you old queens.

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Who's is this?

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Who's is this?

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You find somewhere else to hang out!

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I know for a fact Les Mis is in town!

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I tried turning my hose on them,
but they liked it.

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If anything, good luck, buddy.

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I didn't need luck,

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because this was going to be
the most romantic first date ever.

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Your steed, my lady.

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J.D., I've never ridden
a horse on a beach before.

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And upsiedaisy.

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Woo! No saddles?
You going to be OK riding bareback?

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No problemo.

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What's so hard about riding bareback?

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Oh, that was amazing!
Wasn't that so much fun?

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Oh yeah. That was awesome.

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Thank you.

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Is this for when we
buy the baby a dog?

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No. It's a baby cage.

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It's a good one, too.

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When I was a kid,
mine didn't have these windows.

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It's perfect. If you go out for dinner,
it's got a water bottle,

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so you throw some cedar chips
in there so the baby can poop,

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you're made in the shade.

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I'm kidding!

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It's for when they
buy the baby a, uh, puppy.

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Oh!

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This one's from me and Keith.

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He's here in the bathroom,
throwing up summer squash.

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Let's see here.

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Oooh.

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It's a preggyteddy.

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I got it at that new
maternity lingerie store at the mall.

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I had a conversation with
the sweet, old lady who owns the place.

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Not many pregnant women shop there.
It's mostly just fat whores.

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Oh.
I got to get me one of those.

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Say, Bobbo. You want to
weigh in on pregnancy sex?

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It's a freak show.
You've seen an ultrasound.

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They have eyes, they have hands.

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How do you think they're going
to react to an intruder?

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The baby can't
grab me down there.

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The baby can't grab me down there?
No, baby.

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I called an ambulance, but you
should really let me examine you.

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Oh, no, no.
The date continues.

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I'm a urologist. And there's a
good chance you have testicular torsion.

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In which case, you could lose
a testicle. Come on. Off with the pants.

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Looks like my plan is working.

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Detruser function is normal. One is
significantly larger than the other.

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Actually, that's a
preexisting condition.

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So the right one's always been bigger?
Yes. Wait.

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Your right or stage right?
Let me test the retraction.

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Retracted.

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OK, the date's not going
exactly as planned,

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but you can still save it with your
legendary gift for smalltalk.

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So, you're from Texas, huh?

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They say that's the Lone Star State.

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What exactly does that mean?

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My boobs are so big right now.

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I think Dr. Fishman threw in something
a little extra when he did my chin.

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Would you, would you like to see
something really, just, beautiful?

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There goes all of
Jackieboy's baby stuff.

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00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:10,822
No, Mom, playpenlbaby cage
is not like tomatoltomahto.

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I hope you're not beating
yourself up about this.

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Sorry, I wanted to do
something fun for our first date.

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No. It was so much more fun
then, then you think.

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I mean, the first seven
or eight minutes rocked.

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Admittedly, it was more
like work after that.

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But at least I got
to third base with you.

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And there it was.

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The moment where pity was turning into
genuine affection. Classic Dorian.

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I feel like we kind of
missed first base.

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Me, too.

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Well, maybe we should fix that.
We should.

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And then it happened.

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Elliot Reid. Moment Killer.

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What's up, guys?

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Tell me every detail about the date.

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We went horseback riding on the beach.
Yes. I've been on that date.

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Really?
What? I had a coupon.

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I wasn't the only one
to have an uninvited guest.

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You know what sucks?

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I didn't even eat any of that crappy
shower food and I still feel nauseous.

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In fact, I've been nauseous
for, like, two weeks.

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I've been exhausted all week.

242
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:26,401
My boobs are so big right now.

243
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,009
Yep, I'm pregnant.

244
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:42,680
I pooped in my bed
so I put it on the TV.

245
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,894
Forgive me, but since
I had a vasectomy last year,

246
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:58,766
nay, two vasectomies, I feel,
I feel I just have to ask.

247
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,500
Did you cheat on me?
No.

248
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:05,135
And you know me. I always tell.
Oh, that's true.

249
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,576
That's pretty much why
we work well together.

250
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,679
Are you responsible for this?

251
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,117
What are you talking about?

252
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,746
I'm selling my old mop.
The 2007 s are in.

253
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:18,949
Sorry.

254
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,987
All right, Kim's right there.
We spent all morning crafting a line

255
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,160
so raw with confidence,
that if you pull it off,

256
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,399
you're back in the game.
I'm afraid, Mocha Bear.

257
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,531
I know. Buck up!

258
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,810
Hey, Kim.
Oh, hey, J.D. How're you feeling?

259
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,643
Well, uh...

260
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,344
...the swelling's gone down...

261
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,744
...for now.

262
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,067
You're an idiot.

263
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,797
Go out with me again tonight.

264
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:10,137
Oh, J.D., I'd love to, but I'm
going to a Neil Diamond concert.

265
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,870
With who?

266
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:18,107
Elliot Reid. Moment Killer.

267
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,185
What's up? Are you psyched?
Hey.

268
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,583
I'm so psyched.
Me too.

269
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,284
* They're coming to America

270
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:36,097
Could I, uh, could I
have everybody's attention, please.

271
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,233
Jordan's pregnant.

272
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,397
You get over here, you!

273
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,305
Not a hug moment, sweetie.
Right. Yes.

274
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:50,778
here I thought you and Jordan were done
trying to have any more babies.

275
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:53,409
We were, but my vasectomy didn't take

276
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,749
which, apparently,
is not that uncommon.

277
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:59,052
Holy crap, Dr. Cox.

278
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,821
That must have really pissed you off.
Yes, it did.

279
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,193
What is, what is your name?

280
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,326
who happens to ask you a question

281
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:13,963
about your pregnancy
andlor any babyrelated issues.

282
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,166
Isn't that nice?

283
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,336
This morality play was made
possible by a grant

284
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,074
from the Just See If
I Was Kidding Foundation.

285
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,144
Do you want to do it, or should I?
Let's just do it together.

286
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,492
That's from The Simpsons.

287
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,823
Ah, yes.

288
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,921
I'm having a heart attack.

289
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,805
Did you guys hear what
Jordan and Dr. Cox and did

290
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,205
to the doctor who botched his vasectomy?

291
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,501
Go Ted.

292
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:56,810
* I want my baby back, baby back, baby
back, baby back, baby back, baby back

293
00:16:56,882 --> 00:17:00,909
* I want my baby back, baby back, baby
back, baby back, baby back, baby back

294
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,546
* I want my baby back, baby back,
baby back, baby back

295
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,853
Dear God, when do they say "ribs?"
Never.

296
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,358
They never say "ribs."

297
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:12,158
* I want my baby back, baby back, baby
back, baby back, baby back, baby back

298
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,995
* I want my baby back, baby back,
baby back, baby back...

299
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,703
I heard ten minutes into it,
he started eating his face.

300
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,738
He did.

301
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:24,332
You know what J.D.'s got planned since
it's his day off and he's dateless?

302
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,710
This is my first scooter rally.

303
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,752
Do you want to be Ponch or Jon?

304
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:39,085
I can imagine what Jordan and
Dr. Cox are feeling right now.

305
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,886
Do you really think
we can handle this?

306
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,522
I don't know.

307
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,693
I can totally
picture J.D., too.

308
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,643
Oh, hey, Mom.

309
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:11,746
No, I'm just hanging out alone tonight.
I didn't have anything else to do.

310
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,122
We want to give you
your stuff back.

311
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,894
We don't feel like
dealing with that right now.

312
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,094
How about now?
Oh.

313
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:27,963
Come on in.

314
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:36,438
Ugh. I hate cleaning up
after those messy old queens.

315
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,483
Ooh, appletini?

316
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,314
When did they start
drinking straight guy drinks?

317
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,877
Mmm. It's fresh.

318
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,117
What's up, chicken butt?

319
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,989
Hey, Kim. What happened
to Neil Diamond?

320
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,188
I haven't seen Keith in a while,
I'm gonna take him.

321
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,993
Kim's letting me off the hook.

322
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,590
Thank you.

323
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,362
You're welcome.

324
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,237
What's up?
Nothing.

325
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,415
It seems like good friends
always come through for you

326
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,383
You like?
Oh, well.

327
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,820
You know, I could,
I could wear them out to dinner.

328
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,085
With a sports jacket?
No.

329
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,661
It's OK. Don't get up.
I got it.

330
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:27,062
OK.
It's only your child.

331
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:30,467
Look, I feel like I can
give you a list of things

332
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,164
that are sucky about being pregnant.
For starters,

333
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,605
I'm now horny as I've ever been
and my husband is repulsed by me.

334
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,078
Listen, if you really need it
that badly, I will suck it up

335
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,807
and shut my eyes so tight
and then do you.

336
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,850
Thank you for the sacrifice.
It's because I love you.

337
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,714
My point is,

338
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:50,185
even with all the crap,
I'm sure it's worth it.

339
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:53,656
I've seen how happy
having Jack has made you two.

340
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,590
And yeah, I know it's been hard,

341
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,789
but I know that neither one of you
regret any of it.

342
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,858
What the hell is this thing?

343
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:06,426
That's Jack's mobile.
Actually, it's his third mobile.

344
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,871
The first two were
embedded in the drywall.

345
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,238
They can be quite frustrating
to assemble.

346
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:16,043
Do you remember when he was teething?
He'd stare up at that thing for hours.

347
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,647
Yep.

348
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,885
Why's your TV smell like dodo?

349
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,986
So, what do you want to do tonight?

350
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,993
Just hang here and look at the stars

351
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:36,795
until we're comfortable enough
to make out a little.

352
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,961
OK. I'm cool with that.

353
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,600
Not yet.
Let me know.

354
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,677
And like that, I felt like all was
right with the couples in the world.

355
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:50,870
OK, now.

356
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:01,050
And right then, I knew this was the
start of something important.

357
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:16,564
Two and a half weeks is too long
to wait for a third date.

358
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:19,001
I'm pregnant.

359
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,766
What now?

360
00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:27,466
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