1 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:06,851 - Hey Grandpa, a little help. - Here ya go, sport. 2 00:00:07,918 --> 00:00:10,588 But call me grandpa again, and you and I are going to play a little game 3 00:00:10,632 --> 00:00:12,278 called "Hide the Wingtip". 4 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:15,509 There may be a generational gap here, I'll explain. 5 00:00:15,539 --> 00:00:17,422 The wingtip is my shoe, 6 00:00:17,644 --> 00:00:19,527 the hiding place is your ass. 7 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:24,724 Hi, Bob. That's why I always save you a place. 8 00:00:24,768 --> 00:00:26,695 You keep the riff-raff in check. 9 00:00:26,725 --> 00:00:27,614 My pleasure. 10 00:00:28,318 --> 00:00:31,032 Well, let's see what's Enid packed for lunch today. 11 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,605 A stapler and a golf ball. 12 00:00:36,524 --> 00:00:38,985 - She's not well. - I'll trade you. 13 00:00:39,074 --> 00:00:41,699 - My apple for your golf ball. - Done. 14 00:00:44,234 --> 00:00:46,592 Maggie, how long has your foot been like that? 15 00:00:49,327 --> 00:00:50,350 Nurse Turkelton, 16 00:00:50,565 --> 00:00:53,471 I want you to take good care of my friend Maggie here. 17 00:00:53,945 --> 00:00:55,458 Don't worry, we'll take care of you. 18 00:00:57,043 --> 00:00:59,876 - Name and insurance, please? - Maggie Kent, 19 00:01:00,335 --> 00:01:01,462 and... none. 20 00:01:02,469 --> 00:01:04,160 All right, let's find a room. 21 00:01:04,545 --> 00:01:07,437 When a patient doesn't have any insurance you have to work around the system. 22 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:10,076 First you have to find someone who's recently died. 23 00:01:10,135 --> 00:01:12,032 Cool! Mr. Rabinowitz just kicked it. 24 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,451 Oh, don't worry. He put his peep in an electrical socket. 25 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:18,015 You can't do that. 26 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:22,544 Then you have to convince the morgue guy to sit on the paperwoks 27 00:01:22,559 --> 00:01:24,294 to let it seem that the bed stays open. 28 00:01:24,368 --> 00:01:25,273 Deal! 29 00:01:25,731 --> 00:01:28,044 Then you have to get the floor nurse just to play along. 30 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:32,144 Enjoy your kosher meal, Mr. Rabinowitz. 31 00:01:32,203 --> 00:01:34,650 Then you have to find the surgeon to do the work pro-bono. 32 00:01:35,546 --> 00:01:38,215 Dude, I've had a pro bono like all morning. 33 00:01:38,986 --> 00:01:40,639 Something might be wrong five. 34 00:01:42,618 --> 00:01:43,359 I got this one. 35 00:01:43,463 --> 00:01:45,850 But most importantly you cannot let any high rocks find out 36 00:01:45,895 --> 00:01:47,496 that the patients aren't insured. 37 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,187 Even if they are the ones who brought her here in the first place. 38 00:01:51,795 --> 00:01:55,072 Bob, I wanna thank you for doing all this even though I don't have any... 39 00:01:55,087 --> 00:01:56,540 Dr. Kelso, we need to talk to you. 40 00:01:58,304 --> 00:01:58,956 What is it? 41 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:02,856 Ah, we wanna go somewhere with you. 42 00:02:03,345 --> 00:02:05,783 - Ok. Where? - A Spa. 43 00:02:06,450 --> 00:02:08,585 - We'd like to get some massages. - Mmhh. 44 00:02:08,897 --> 00:02:10,291 Well, I know just the place. 45 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:13,938 Auhhh! 46 00:02:15,561 --> 00:02:17,445 Right, now I got a crick on my neck. 47 00:02:20,002 --> 00:02:21,838 We are gonna get a little graphic here. 48 00:02:21,882 --> 00:02:23,897 So, you fellas might wanna look the other way. 49 00:02:24,371 --> 00:02:26,477 Or not. It's your choice. 50 00:02:27,826 --> 00:02:28,907 Turk, why are you looking? 51 00:02:29,141 --> 00:02:30,862 'Cause my neck cricked. I can't move. 52 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,423 Watch this, Turkelton. 53 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:34,983 She calls it the Shanghai Surprise! 54 00:02:35,276 --> 00:02:36,509 Oh, God! 55 00:02:40,138 --> 00:02:40,832 Ohhh! 56 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:41,938 Itasa Team Scrubs presents 57 00:02:41,939 --> 00:02:45,403 Scrubs - Stagione 06 Episodio 13 My Scrubs VO subtitles 58 00:02:45,404 --> 00:02:48,571 Transcript: Teorouge, gi0v3, Tania, JDsClone 59 00:02:48,572 --> 00:02:51,069 Sync: gi0v3, R!ck 60 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,907 Revision: gi0v3 61 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:56,537 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 62 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:58,407 Ok, Maggie, 63 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,485 as soon as your labs come back we'll prep you for surgery. 64 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:02,781 You two are my guardian angels. 65 00:03:04,336 --> 00:03:06,109 Hey, good morning, fellas! 66 00:03:06,344 --> 00:03:08,910 - Hi sir, how are you? Lookin' good. - It's good, how about you? 67 00:03:08,945 --> 00:03:09,837 Why so awkward? 68 00:03:10,289 --> 00:03:12,896 You never saw a colleague get a happy ending before? 69 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,755 - No, not-not that happy. - But thank you, 70 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:16,847 for including us. 71 00:03:17,669 --> 00:03:19,560 Oh, sorry, Barbie, wait just a second, eh... 72 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:20,792 I gotta tell you. You look... 73 00:03:21,515 --> 00:03:23,205 well, down it all, you look great today. 74 00:03:23,522 --> 00:03:25,906 Oh, thanks. I started using that new facial cream 75 00:03:25,929 --> 00:03:27,338 - made from baby foreskins. - Ohhh! 76 00:03:27,785 --> 00:03:30,544 But, I don't understand. You haven't complimented me in six years. 77 00:03:30,579 --> 00:03:31,824 - Why today? - Well... 78 00:03:31,871 --> 00:03:33,926 since you are a Private Practice Doctor 79 00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:36,297 who went home yesterday at 5 leaving me yet 80 00:03:36,321 --> 00:03:38,182 on high with your melanoma patient, 81 00:03:38,229 --> 00:03:40,166 I just knew if I complimented you 82 00:03:40,272 --> 00:03:42,244 sure shortly you'd look at me just 83 00:03:42,268 --> 00:03:44,804 a here too long and then this would happen. 84 00:03:44,851 --> 00:03:46,789 - Uhh! - Aaahhh! 85 00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:49,425 Oh, you think you're funny? 86 00:03:49,965 --> 00:03:52,489 I do, I always have, ever since I was little. It's... 87 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,779 one of the reasons that I'm a winner. 88 00:03:57,086 --> 00:03:57,920 I'm in a hurry. 89 00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:00,826 I promised one of my patients that I would be at his first first day of drug counseling. 90 00:04:00,837 --> 00:04:02,188 See? I got it right here. 91 00:04:02,258 --> 00:04:04,172 Oh! Bar-boo! Give me a break. 92 00:04:04,196 --> 00:04:07,331 Why, on God's name do you think I'd care about anything that you wrote down? 93 00:04:07,354 --> 00:04:08,998 You wouldn't. 94 00:04:09,186 --> 00:04:11,781 - Ha! - Nice!!! 95 00:04:13,495 --> 00:04:16,207 Hey, can you believe who the new drug counselor is? 96 00:04:17,475 --> 00:04:19,789 I just want you all to know that I came right where you are. 97 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,239 Only a couple of years ago I was in this very hospital 98 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:27,280 scamming that nice doctor over there for painkillers. 99 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,417 Can everyone say "Hi" to Dr. Reid? 100 00:04:29,922 --> 00:04:31,789 Hi, Dr. Reid! 101 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:33,697 Hey, drug addicts! What's up? 102 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:39,603 Girl, can you believe what they say on these white-people magazines? 103 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:40,706 Look here. 104 00:04:41,487 --> 00:04:43,648 This is a computer chip that you put in your baby's foot 105 00:04:43,669 --> 00:04:46,240 so you can track him, like a baby low jack. 106 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,782 White people do the craziest things. 107 00:04:49,005 --> 00:04:50,766 Like bumper stickers. 108 00:04:50,972 --> 00:04:52,933 I don't give a damn what you brake for! 109 00:04:53,285 --> 00:04:55,692 I know, white people! Phew! 110 00:04:57,694 --> 00:05:00,019 No, my...my stepmom is one quarter Inuit, 111 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:02,156 so I'm...part Eskimo. 112 00:05:02,391 --> 00:05:04,281 Anyway, small favour. I need your baby. 113 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,910 I'm getting in the baby broker business. Nothing illecit. 114 00:05:07,164 --> 00:05:10,356 I'm just hooking up folks that can't have babies with folks that don't want babies. 115 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,152 You, leave. 116 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,861 You, give me that baby little jack number. 117 00:05:16,095 --> 00:05:17,199 Already tore it up. 118 00:05:20,157 --> 00:05:22,645 - Oooh... hey! - Hey, 119 00:05:23,103 --> 00:05:25,885 where were you? We were supposed to meet for breakfast. 120 00:05:25,955 --> 00:05:27,866 My bad, I was hanging out with J.D. and Rowdie, 121 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:30,278 when we decided to pull prank like we used back in the day. 122 00:05:33,537 --> 00:05:36,225 Here goes Ted... go, go, go! Pull! 123 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:39,200 Love you, I love you... 124 00:05:40,337 --> 00:05:41,651 I love my... 125 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,731 Ooh dog! 126 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:48,469 Ghost dog... 127 00:05:55,634 --> 00:05:58,657 Oooh! 128 00:05:58,714 --> 00:06:02,545 Calm down, people, we have a backup generator. 129 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:07,015 Aah, thank God, I was just bluffing. 130 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:10,020 Won't be doing that again. 131 00:06:11,278 --> 00:06:13,541 Ted, look at this budget! 132 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:18,292 Oh, God, have an option to make you pay for every cent of that new transformer. 133 00:06:18,781 --> 00:06:22,300 I'm telling you, sir. A lifeless ghost dog 134 00:06:22,318 --> 00:06:26,110 glided in front of my car wearing roller-skates. 135 00:06:27,644 --> 00:06:30,443 If this is your way of trying to make me feel guilty 136 00:06:30,507 --> 00:06:33,972 about paving over that Indian burial ground, it isn't going to work. 137 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,189 We needed the damn parking spaces. 138 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:41,250 Now, why in the hell are we paying this much money for scrubs? 139 00:06:42,498 --> 00:06:44,451 Maybe people are stealing them. 140 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:47,700 Now why would people be stealing scrubs? 141 00:06:51,071 --> 00:06:55,963 Hey, mom. A guy tried to die on me today, but I didn't let him. 142 00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:58,010 I didn't let him! 143 00:06:58,545 --> 00:07:02,742 What a friend we have in Jesus... 144 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,034 Excuse me guys, stealing scrubs here. 145 00:07:14,706 --> 00:07:18,001 So, anyway, I've been an addicted since I was 14, 146 00:07:18,358 --> 00:07:21,400 then a year ago I realized it was time to wake up and get sober. 147 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:25,110 - So you fell and just hit rock bottom?. - No no no, I hit a cop. 148 00:07:26,302 --> 00:07:31,053 Then, anyway, since I wasn't willing to do that things, you know, you need to do in jail, 149 00:07:31,147 --> 00:07:36,359 to get narcotics, at least not enthusiastically, I... I got clean. 150 00:07:36,631 --> 00:07:39,523 Name of the game: Raise your hand if you're full of crap. 151 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,659 Sam, if you don't raise your hand you're going to lose the game. 152 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,706 Come on man, you don't know how hard it's been to stay strict. 153 00:07:48,977 --> 00:07:50,057 Been there, brother. 154 00:07:55,981 --> 00:07:59,042 - Aaaargh! - Aaahh! Turk! 155 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:01,737 You know I hate that damn dog. 156 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:05,408 No, it's not Bald Black Doctor. 157 00:08:06,056 --> 00:08:08,892 It's Haired Half-White-Half-Inuit Janitor. 158 00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:12,066 And this... is the real Rowdie. 159 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:15,174 - Excuse me?! - You recall that a couple of years ago 160 00:08:15,209 --> 00:08:16,403 you lost him? 161 00:08:17,343 --> 00:08:19,437 - Rough, rough... - Oh! 162 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,645 You were panicked that your husband was gonna find out, 163 00:08:21,646 --> 00:08:24,712 so I sold my entire stuffed squirrel army, 164 00:08:25,014 --> 00:08:27,812 exchanging it for Steven, an exact replica. 165 00:08:28,845 --> 00:08:33,418 What you don't know is that I retraced your steps that day, and I found Rowdie. 166 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:39,032 Now I think, if your husband knew that he'd be loving a fake dead dog all this time, 167 00:08:39,521 --> 00:08:40,554 he'd be very unhappy. 168 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,239 - You're a crazy person. - Am I?! 169 00:08:44,028 --> 00:08:45,455 Or am I a brilliant mastermind 170 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:48,233 who's waited two long years until he needed something from you?! 171 00:08:49,127 --> 00:08:51,690 And now that day has come. Here's what I want. 172 00:08:53,944 --> 00:08:55,671 I want your baby, we already talked about that, 173 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:59,915 I want you to tell that new borderline anorexic nurse to eat a sandwich. 174 00:09:00,047 --> 00:09:01,606 And then to go salsa dancing with me. 175 00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:04,159 Also I want you to teach me the salsa dance. 176 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:08,535 I want a pound of Frankincense, mostly just to see what it is. 177 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:13,653 And lastly, I'm in a little bit of thief with the main barista, down at coffeebucks, 178 00:09:14,038 --> 00:09:15,157 he's nut about poisoning me, 179 00:09:15,192 --> 00:09:18,452 so I'm gonna need you to be my official beverage tester, yes? 180 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,640 I'm just gonna confess everything to Turk. 181 00:09:21,156 --> 00:09:24,828 - Hmm. - Grrrr... No, easy boy. 182 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:26,555 We'll get her. 183 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,409 Why can't you just give Sam a break? 184 00:09:31,634 --> 00:09:33,507 Look, the only thing Sam did was to go 185 00:09:33,508 --> 00:09:37,052 from being a lying drug addict to being a lying drug addict who works here. 186 00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:41,643 People change. I knew this one migrant worker from our horture, Ramon, 187 00:09:41,699 --> 00:09:46,197 he used to say "I hate applesauce, it destroys the interior. La manzana" 188 00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:50,386 Manzana is spanish for apple, anyway, last time I was home I asked how Ramon was doing. 189 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:53,757 Vice-president of Mart Applesauce, it's true... 190 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,123 Ramon Dalgado, look him upon the internet. 191 00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:58,061 - Very well. - Though, I made it up. 192 00:09:58,062 --> 00:09:59,062 Point is people can change and you know it. 193 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:02,226 Nothing ever changes. 194 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,588 The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is still just Prince, 195 00:10:05,645 --> 00:10:09,344 my ex-wife is still pretty much my wife, 196 00:10:09,682 --> 00:10:12,434 Grey's Anatomy always reps up every episode... 197 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,184 some cheesy voiceover that ties together all of the story line, which 198 00:10:16,207 --> 00:10:19,279 incidentally is my least favourite device on television, 199 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,958 Noobie continuely will try to violate my no-touching policy... 200 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:26,503 Huh-ha! 201 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:30,650 - And Republicans will forever try to raise-- - Sneak hug! 202 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:36,273 Of course I would go kill him right now but he actually just helped to prove my point. 203 00:10:36,925 --> 00:10:38,435 This is gonna help, too. 204 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:41,448 There are ten orders of Percocet missing from the pharmacy. 205 00:10:41,589 --> 00:10:43,057 Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea 206 00:10:43,058 --> 00:10:45,629 who I'm gonna give my complementary urine test to! 207 00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:51,662 So, how bad is it gonna be? 208 00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:55,094 Well, you gonna lose that dead tissue, but thanks to modern medicine 209 00:10:55,116 --> 00:10:56,945 we're gonna keep most of your foot. 210 00:10:57,455 --> 00:11:00,596 You won't believe how much worse it would've been even a few years ago. 211 00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:05,532 - Aah! Aah! Aah! - This might hurt it a little. 212 00:11:05,597 --> 00:11:06,790 AAAHHH!!! 213 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:11,039 Look Milady, I know it stinks that we're removing your foot 214 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:15,105 and plan to eat it tonight, at the healing feast, but you wouldn't believe it 215 00:11:15,106 --> 00:11:16,106 how much worse this would've been, even a few years ago... 216 00:11:20,952 --> 00:11:22,999 Bongo hongo bongo, boboh! 217 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,635 * Turk and JD are consulting * 218 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,447 Ohh! Oah? 219 00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:34,774 Augh! Angah! Angah! Angah! Hough! 220 00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,569 Hanga! Owhn! 221 00:11:38,442 --> 00:11:42,343 Onga banga tanga ranga, gatanga batanga banga. 222 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:47,564 I may have killed you, but I think I was upset about it. 223 00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:52,343 Listen up people, get around. 224 00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:55,555 Not you, Mr. Miller, staff only. 225 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:57,639 All right, this is going to be very sample. 226 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:02,440 Whoever has been stealing scrubs is going to raise their hand, 227 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:06,145 pay the hospital back, and be immediately fired. Let's see him. 228 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:12,222 Ok, you people leave me no choice. 229 00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:21,283 Heeh! Now you all have to wear scrubs so hideous that no one would steal them. 230 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,950 You brought this on yourselves, you thievy bastards. 231 00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:27,377 - Turk, I need to talk to you about Rowdie. - Hey, wait. Before you say anything, 232 00:12:27,409 --> 00:12:29,780 sorry I skipped out on breakfast to goof around with Rowdie. 233 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:34,342 But you've got to understand, Rowdie is more than a dead toy to JD and me. 234 00:12:34,425 --> 00:12:37,575 We got him together in college and he's always been there. 235 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,626 - The key to the Salsa is passion. - And...spin! 236 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,669 There were no drugs in Sam's bag, and his ur-analysis came back clean. 237 00:12:52,675 --> 00:12:55,143 Don't beat yourself up, bad guy, I would have suspected me too. 238 00:12:57,142 --> 00:13:00,364 Now we should post a transcript for you: "Nothing ever changes, Ruth, 239 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:03,209 in the cancer work for the chemio patients is low, pick me up". 240 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,892 Oh, and FYI, I happen to like the voiceovers on Grey's Anatomy. 241 00:13:06,893 --> 00:13:08,911 Except when they are really vague and generic. 242 00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:14,199 And so in the end, I knew what Elliot said about the way things were 243 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,453 and for ever change the way we all thought about. 244 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,325 Actually don't mind the new scrubs. 245 00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:24,555 - Really makesmy outfit pop. - "Guth agh gan gagh!" 246 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:27,454 Look, I know that you feel stupid for falsely accusing Sam, 247 00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:29,680 but it'll all goes away you just apologize to him. 248 00:13:29,806 --> 00:13:34,460 Weew! Ideal nut score, Barboo, I wanted to surprise that gentleman 249 00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:37,625 with something I thought he'd really enjoy so I went out and got him 250 00:13:37,659 --> 00:13:42,690 a brick of heroine shaped like a heart. Now if I could just find him a funny card. 251 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:45,951 If you really thought he was still drug addict you wouldn't let him counsel people. 252 00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:49,533 Of course I would. Addicts make the very best counselors 253 00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:53,456 because they know just exactly what druggies are going through, mainly because 254 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:59,352 and see if you can follow this, they're currently going through it...too. 255 00:14:00,982 --> 00:14:03,990 I don't care what you think, I'm always gonna believe in people. 256 00:14:04,185 --> 00:14:05,921 All the best with that, Barbidiot. 257 00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:11,211 You brought these cocoa-colored scrubs on yourselves, folks. 258 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,366 And thanks for playing along with that hideous suit, Ted. 259 00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:18,426 - Playing along with what, Sir? - Nothing. Looking sharp. 260 00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:19,856 Wow. 261 00:14:23,923 --> 00:14:27,885 See? It's fine. Nobody's trying to poison y-- 262 00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:31,809 I knew it. She's gone. 263 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:35,180 Oh, boy! Someone's got to tell to the black doctor. 264 00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:37,763 I do not want that job. 265 00:14:38,101 --> 00:14:40,345 - Naaah!!! - Daaamn it! Zombie! 266 00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:46,168 - I can't do this anymore. I'm out. - What? Oh, no no, toots. 267 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,596 You're out when I say you're out. I saw that, Frank. 268 00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:52,112 Here's the deal. 269 00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:57,028 When nobody's looking, we grab Steven 270 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,817 and make him go bye bye, then there'll be only one dog left, 271 00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:03,079 so when Lurch suddenly shows up with the real Rowdie, 272 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,478 Turk will have to assume that he's the one who stole him from the car. 273 00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:08,328 - Got it? - Whatever. 274 00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:10,412 Lets do this. 275 00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:13,220 Laverne Roberts!!! 276 00:15:13,336 --> 00:15:17,702 Awh! Laverne?! I've got the keys right here! 277 00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:24,688 'The hell! Tuna fish on a sponge..She's getting closer! 278 00:15:25,411 --> 00:15:27,796 - Hey, Bob! - Hey, Maggie. 279 00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:36,040 - I thought we'd have take care of that foot. - Don't have insurance. 280 00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:38,819 It's ok, I can get by. 281 00:15:39,702 --> 00:15:43,852 Everyone reacts differently to unpleasant discoveries. Some people get angry. 282 00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:44,876 Save my seat. 283 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,702 Others are admittedly a tad more dramatic. 284 00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:51,148 Oh my God he's gone... I think we're gonna be sick! 285 00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:53,018 I never got the chance to tell that I loved him. 286 00:15:54,135 --> 00:15:57,037 I mean, guys, I know all about bottoming out. 287 00:15:57,811 --> 00:16:00,412 And it wasn't long ago that I was out there on my knees, 288 00:16:00,413 --> 00:16:02,422 praying to the God, just for help. 289 00:16:04,017 --> 00:16:09,022 - God please! Please, God! God! - God! Please God, Please help us! 290 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:10,622 - Please help me! - God help! 291 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:14,809 That was weird. Uhm, okay, why don't we call it a day, okay? 292 00:16:14,894 --> 00:16:17,438 Oh, yes. very you, very you, very you. 293 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:25,882 Are-are you seriously doing the cliched sarcastic slow clap? 294 00:16:25,883 --> 00:16:27,812 It's that it's way too '990s. 295 00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:29,615 Was a hell of a performance. 296 00:16:29,963 --> 00:16:33,588 The attitude, the indignation, it was damn near believeable, do you know that? 297 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:39,400 Honestly I-I don't really feel the need to convince you of anything, but I would say 298 00:16:39,814 --> 00:16:41,663 that if you're waiting to watch me slip, 299 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,888 then things are gonna get really frustrating for you. 300 00:16:44,659 --> 00:16:45,795 Let me tell you something, man. 301 00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:48,584 This guy is amazing, okay? 302 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,917 He's unbelieveable. To even get into his class, 303 00:16:52,105 --> 00:16:55,288 You have to bring any drugs you have at home, so you're not tempted. 304 00:16:56,058 --> 00:17:00,452 Just to make sure I got this right... You have to give your drugs...to him? 305 00:17:01,035 --> 00:17:01,852 Absolutely, yeah. 306 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:05,598 Oh, that reminds me. I found these in my dryer. 307 00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:08,847 Tha-thank you, Lloyd. 308 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,669 He-he's doing very well. 309 00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:18,396 Even I have to admit, that pretty dark clever. 310 00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:19,879 Thanks, I, uhm, 311 00:17:20,443 --> 00:17:22,348 I came up with that when I was shooting up with my scotch 312 00:17:22,349 --> 00:17:24,546 in the back of it, so look at me now...crazy! 313 00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,084 I'm gonna go and take this whole moment, 314 00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:31,081 I'm gonna find Dr. Barbie, and I'm going to drop it... 315 00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:33,842 in...her face. 316 00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:38,725 ...troubles out fin-- 317 00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,034 Whoa-How! The boyRRs 'member me? 318 00:17:41,419 --> 00:17:43,701 Gost dog! Ghost-dog! 319 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,152 You forced my hand. 320 00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:47,964 Give it! 321 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,574 - How dare you steal our dog? - Uh? 322 00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:52,846 Sorry, you lose. Bye-bye. 323 00:17:53,053 --> 00:17:55,954 Oh, and you should still have someone to check your coffe before you drink it. 324 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:03,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 325 00:18:04,087 --> 00:18:06,950 Sweet, huh? That's one for you, Frank. 326 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,618 Barbie, I have the most exciting news to tell you. 327 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:14,800 What the hell, people, I just saw Maggie Kent in the park. 328 00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:17,345 - Why didn't we treat her? - She has no insurance. 329 00:18:17,526 --> 00:18:19,132 Then why didn't we do what we always do? 330 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:22,315 Why didn't you fix it while I turn my back and pretend not to notice? 331 00:18:22,465 --> 00:18:24,333 - You know the dance. -We used to. 332 00:18:24,578 --> 00:18:27,122 But if you're gonna threaten to fire us over taking a pair of scrubs, 333 00:18:27,169 --> 00:18:29,995 why wouldn't we think you'd fire us for treating an uninsured patient? 334 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,695 Then, if you take away the scrubs, you take away the trust, and without trust, 335 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,292 everything falls apart. 336 00:18:37,272 --> 00:18:40,436 And just like that, we had our old scrubs back. 337 00:18:47,769 --> 00:18:50,163 I'm telling you guys, this could gave been a much bigger moment. 338 00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:54,398 Even though I was the only one who knew how to embrace life, 339 00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:57,365 We all left thinking about how important trust is. 340 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,492 Dr.Cox let Elliot keep her trust in humankind a while longer. 341 00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:08,472 I, uhm, I just wanted to apologize, Sam, for not believing...in...you. 342 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:11,459 Thanks. 343 00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:16,824 - ...but why didn't you tell her? - 'Cause this hospital 344 00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:20,320 will eventually make her just as cynical as everybody else in that dump, 345 00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:21,587 does she need my help or not one. 346 00:19:22,899 --> 00:19:25,068 By the way, do me a favor, if you do use later, 347 00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:26,993 don't drive. 348 00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:29,670 - I'll take the bus, dude. - Yeah. 349 00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:32,881 Carla protected the trust that we have in her by coming clean. 350 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,479 Anyway I should've told you guys, 351 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,492 I lost him back then, but hopefully this will help you forgive me. 352 00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:39,322 Woooow! 353 00:19:40,186 --> 00:19:44,637 Look at those teddy next to each other, two beautiful dead dogs. 354 00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:46,762 And now, at least you can both have one. 355 00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:50,189 I'm cool at keeping Steve, I mean, we've got to know each other quite well. 356 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,532 How're we supposed to know who's who? 357 00:19:54,171 --> 00:19:56,302 That's Steven, don't ask me how I know that. 358 00:19:57,645 --> 00:20:00,959 As for Dr. Kelso, he knew that trusting us again was probably foolish. 359 00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:03,860 G'night, sir. 360 00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:08,311 Still...it was worthy. 361 00:20:11,438 --> 00:20:12,855 You want half of my sandwich? 362 00:20:13,574 --> 00:20:15,165 Thank you Mrs. Swarris. 363 00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:18,114 - It's Kent, Bob, Maggie-- - Shh. 364 00:20:20,757 --> 00:20:23,161 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 365 00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:30,541 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org