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Dr. Reid, I know yoga is
supposed to be good
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For pregnant women,
but are you sure this is okay?
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It looks like that baby
could squirt out any second.
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Lucy, I'm fine.
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Beside I would never
give birth under a tree.
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Although j.D. And I did
conceive this baby under one.
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It was a christmas tree--
not in our house.
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It was still on the lot.
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We made a bunch of christians unmfortable that day.
I once got felt up in a pumpkin patch.
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Don't you just love the holidays?
It's so nice having someone to talk to.
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I feel like I can't go
to the other med students.
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It's gotten so cutthroat.
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People will do anything
to get ahead.
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(typing on keyboard)
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"lost" got canceled, and they're
never gonna air the finale?
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So many questions!
Hey, good luck on the test, bro.
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(lucy) even drew's been acting
like a gunner recently.
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Drew, can I borrow
your histology notes?
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Roger, no. Nothing personal.
I just don't want
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To help you half-ass your way
through med school
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And keep you
from yr true destiny,
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Which is to become
the second-best dentist
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At a run-down strip mall.
You get it.
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I was a gunner for a while
when I was in med school.
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Once I set my roommate lauren's
books on fire
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So she couldn't study.
Turns out I'd loaned her mine,
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So I actually had to buy a whole
new set which she then stole.
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Still, in the end, I won
because she got hit by a truck.
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I mean, she didn't die,
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But she's not smart enough to be a doctor anymore.
Is she happy?
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Oh, she's very happy.
Good.
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Now to recap, what is
the number one attribute
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All med students share
with this skeleton?
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Ooh.
Yes?
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The hollow area of nothingness
inside the skull?
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Exactly. Now it is time
for a bong announcement
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About a pointless tradition
brought to you
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By an empty figurehead
with a failing liver
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And an overactive libido...
Mm!
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Thank you, perry,
you anger-filled muscle slut.
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I miss... This.
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Yeah, me, too. It kills me
that we're friends now.
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All right, as you know,
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Friday is the annual
white coat ceremony.
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In front of your family
and friends,
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You will receive
your lab coats--
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A symbol of your entrée
into the world of medicine.
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These doctors' coats--
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Murderers' coats, bob--
because they are all murderers.
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Anywho, the faculty will
be choosing a keynote speaker
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To represent
the entire first year class.
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And as part
of this meaningless charade,
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Winston university requires
that each of you sit with me,
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The chief of medicine,
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For an irrelevant preceremony interview.
A quick sidebar, perry.
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(lowers voice)
can I do the interview
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With that little number
in the second row?
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She said I reminded her
of her grandpa,
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And I think I could use that
to at least get her top off.
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You're a hell of an educor,
of her g bob.A,
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I do it for them.
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So you, uh, are you ready
for your interview?
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So ready. I can answer
any questions about our classes,
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About the hospital--I even
took the time to memorize
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Personal facts about
each of my professors.
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So bring it.
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Well, there's really
only one question.
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Why do you wantto be a doctor?
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You've never been to maine,
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And you were college roommates
with michael bolton.
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Yes, and the latter
fuels most of my anger.
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I'd like you to come back
with a better answer,
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And if you find you can't
come up with a better answer,
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Then please know I'm going to
make it my personal mission
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To drum you out of this med school.
But you said this was just a meaningless charade.
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Not for you. Get out.
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(whispers)
stupid michael bolton.
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Hey, buddy.
Not your buddy.
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Whatevs, bro.
Also not your bro.
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Mmm. Once again,
it's you versus me--
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Smarts versus nepotism
for the keynote speaker.
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Let the battle begin.
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There's no battle.
This is something I want,
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So I'm gonna crush you.
Yeah, well, good luck, 'cause I got skills.
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Check it.
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Swish.
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Hey, drew.
You know how we get hot
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Over gross and disgusting things?
Yes, and hello, dr. Reid, who I barely know.
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'sup, freak?
Hi.
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Anyway, check it out.
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Mr. Warshal passed his kidney stone.
Oh, that's hot.
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F.Y.I., that's like passing
a bowling ball through a straw.
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They say it's actually
a lot like giving birth.
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Super pumped, by the way.
Super pumped.
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So I'm taking you
to dinner tonight.
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Did you bring anything less bloody tohange into?
Why?
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I don't know.
It's a nice place.
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It wouldn't kill you
to dress up once in a while.
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Pretty girl.
You're a pretty girl.
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I am a pretty girl.
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Okay, guys.
So nine years ago,
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Joseph was my first
appendectomy patient.
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Since then,
some scar tissue has formed,
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So we're gonna
clear that right up.
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Joseph, my old friend,
we'll take care of you.Med,
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But first,
you gotta give me what need.
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Bonjour, dr. Turk.
Ça va bien?
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Ha ha!
Brother speaks french.
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That's a romance language,
y'all!
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Anyway, it says here
that we're delaying surgery
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Due to topical irritation
near the incision site.
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If you guys will excuse me
for a second, that'd be great.
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Dude's a goner.
I see it in his eyes.
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He's haitian.
It's a poisonwood berry burn.
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How do you know?
Trust me, I know.
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Boy george!
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If you're right, you could seal
the deal for keynote speaker.
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Mm. Too little, too late.
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My fam just donated
another m.R.I. Thingy.
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Joseph, we're gonna
solve this puzzle,
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And in thanks, you'll say...
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Merci beaucoup.
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Merci beaucoup! (laughs)
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Incredible.
Uh, dr. Turk?
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Yes?
I think I know what's wrong.
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It's a reaction to the acidic
black poisonwood berry.
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They're common on joseph's
home island of haiti--
home island of haiti.
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Damn, I was just going
to say that.
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Keep it up, drew. Catches like
this could save someone's life.
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Dr. Cox? I know why
I want to be a doctor.
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I want to use my experience
to make the kind of catches
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That save lives, To give people
a chance to live--
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Hold that thought.
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Time of death-- 4:23 p..
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(lucy) oh.
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I am very, uh...
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His middle name is ulysses.
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Sync by ReHelen
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www.assic7ed.com
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'sup, holmes?
Don't call me "holmes."
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Actually, I like "holmes."
I'll allow it.
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What are you doing?
Oh, just surfing the web,
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Watching all
the white coat speeches,
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Cherry-picking the best parts for mine.
Solid plan.
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Hey, drew.
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Turns out you were right about
the haitian berry reaction.
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I guess your diagnosis
wasn't rash after all.
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See, j.D.? I told you
they wouldn't laugh.
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Genius, man.
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You lalow at first, then
the white coat thing comes up,
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And boom!
You turn into a gunner.
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Wh--I'm not a gunner.
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(scoffs) please.
Always got the right answer,
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Being all helpful with
that island berry dude.
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Dude,
we are exactly the same.
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We...
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Are not the same.
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You're a selfish, petty child
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Who would screw over
anybody to get ahead.
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Like you did with roger?
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The second-best dentist
at a run-down strip mall.
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You get it.
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I followed him.
He called his folks crying.
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It was awesome.
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It's like looking
in a mirror, holmes.
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(grunts)
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Ahem.
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Dr. Cox?
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(grunts)
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I've done some soul-searching,
and I have a new answer.
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T me prep for
the verbal brilliance
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That is surely headed
my way.
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Ha. Proceed.
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I want to become a doctor
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So I can help people
who can't help themselves.
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Lame.
When my grandmother was ill--
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Boo!
See, dr. Quinn was a medicine woman--
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Stop. Now this is when I would
normally launch into a rant.
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But I've already told you
what the consequences are
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If you don't come up
with an acceptable answer
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Prior to the ceremony.
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Right now you've got
four strikes on you.
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And even in the adjusted
lucy bennett 5-strike system
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That I recently established
to accommodate
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All major underachievers--
go ahead and take a second
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And be happy that something
was named after you--
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Ya still need to ce up
with something better.
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One more pathetic,
clichéd answer and you're gone.
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That was kind of a rant.
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Hey, why did you guys
want to become doctors?
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Oh, actually,
I didn't want to be a doctor.
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I wanted to be a gymnast.
But I was chesty for my age,
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And I had no balce
because when I was 9,
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My cousin jammed a piece
of uncooked pasta in my ear.
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So the first time I went
on the balance beam,
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I fell off and broke
my bajingo bone.
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So really I became a doctor
because my parents made me.
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How about you, dr. Mahoney?
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I like scabs.
(mouths word)
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Hey, drew,
want to come over tonight
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And watch one
of those survival shows
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And root forhe guy to die?
Tonight's not a good night, denise.
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(elevator bell dings)
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Hey, work buddy.
Hey.
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You have a sec?
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Yeah.
What do you want to do?
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You want to play
a quick "hide the saltine"?
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Maybe "giant black doctor"?
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Damn, those never sounded dirty with j.D.
Yes, they did.
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Oh.
Actually, I was hoping
I could get a lile advice.
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(imitating woman)
tell mama yo' problems, baby.
I'm having relationship issues
with drew.
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(normal voice) I know...
Just what to do.
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Great. I'm out.
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Okay, so he made a comment
about wanting you to look nice,
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And then you blew him off and mocked him.
Yeah, called him a girl.
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Oh, fantastic. Okay.
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Uh, does drew ever do
anything nice for you?.
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And do you ever doanything for him?
Oh, no. Who wants to travel down that road?
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Denise, like it or not,
you're in a relationship.
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Sometimes you have to do things you
don't want to do,
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Like dressing nice
or, in my case,
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Going to the zoo twice a month.
I still don't know why j.D.
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Is so obsessed
with those damn penguins.
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It's because they look
like little formal people.
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They're--they'r. We like tohink
turk, if you're out, then stay out.
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Fine!
So to make drew happy,
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I have to start wearing
tutus and prom dresses?
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That would look adorable,
but no.
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Just throw on something sexy
once in a while, you know?
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Show him you care.
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(high-pitched british accent)
anyone fancy a swim?
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(laughs) what?
That's how they sound.
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(laughing) that is
the way they sound.
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Where are you going?
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Hey, cole, you know
how when we make love,
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I can't look into your eyes
because they're so empty
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And soulless, so I just
cover them with my hands?
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Uh, yeah, it's cool.
I can see through your fingers.
239
00:10:49,842 --> 00:10:52,002
Well, I can get past that
240
00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:54,090
If you'll be real
with me just once.
241
00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:58,706
Why do you want to be a doctor?
Why the hell not?
242
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,477
Now that's a good answer.
How could that be a good answer?
243
00:11:01,477 --> 00:11:02,628
Because he meant it.
244
00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:04,506
What's up, chiefs?
245
00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:07,414
(imitates explosion)
I hope the school has insurance,
246
00:11:07,414 --> 00:11:08,350
'cause my keynote speech
247
00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:12,754
Is gonna blow the roof off this mother!
You, son, are a very odd little squid.
248
00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:16,299
(laughs)
oh, hey, wait. I want to talk to you.
249
00:11:16,299 --> 00:11:18,534
Your academic record is impeccable,
250
00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:21,287
And dr. Turk told me about your catch
251
00:11:21,287 --> 00:11:22,920
With the poisonwood berry burn.
252
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,893
You are our choice as keynote speaker
253
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:29,800
For the white coat ceremony.
Oh! Congratulations.
254
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,967
It's tantamount to getting
half off on a cup of soup.
255
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,825
Who knows why we do
the things we do?
256
00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:37,504
Sometimes we're just trying
to make someone else happy.
257
00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:42,403
So you think that outfit is sexy?
Yeah.
258
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,033
'cause I'm free-boobin' it.
259
00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:47,816
Other times we leave people
searching for explanations.
260
00:11:47,816 --> 00:11:49,949
I-I don't want to be
the keynote speaker.
261
00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:51,703
But thanks.
262
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,815
Well, that's disappointing.
263
00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:59,103
Hmm. I was gonna say,
"who cares?"
264
00:11:59,813 --> 00:12:03,422
But in our weakest moments,
it's all about jealousy.
265
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,106
Hey, dr. Turk, I need to
show you something on the web.
266
00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:08,177
Is it a cat doing something
a human would do?
267
00:12:08,177 --> 00:12:10,579
'cause if it is, I'm in.
Mm, something with drew.
268
00:12:10,579 --> 00:12:15,364
And a cat?
No. Just look. This is from ten years ago, dude.
269
00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:17,490
(man) that dream
is finally realized,
270
00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,943
And as doctors... (grunts)
271
00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:23,714
(microphone feedback whines)
this ceremony is a joke, okay?
272
00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:26,936
I'm better than all you fools,
and you guys, too--hey!
273
00:12:26,936 --> 00:12:27,991
I have something to say!
274
00:12:27,991 --> 00:12:30,284
I don't need to be
keynote speaker! Okay?
275
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:32,190
You don't deserve
these coats!
276
00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,084
You don't deserve
these coats, okay?
277
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,511
You better rognize!
278
00:12:36,609 --> 00:12:38,128
Have you showed this
to anybody?
279
00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:40,434
(lucy)
still, nothing's as painful
280
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:41,769
As hiding from the past.
281
00:12:41,769 --> 00:12:47,772
Hey, drew! "you better recognize"?
It's something people said in the '90s.
282
00:12:47,772 --> 00:12:49,088
Cool people?
283
00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:51,818
No.
284
00:12:56,298 --> 00:12:57,428
(woman) recognize!
285
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,106
(all) recognize!
286
00:12:59,106 --> 00:13:00,839
Yes, hello.
287
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,762
It's me.
288
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,305
(under breath)
how could this be any worse?
289
00:13:07,884 --> 00:13:11,401
(crying) scientists
taught horses to talk,
290
00:13:11,401 --> 00:13:14,958
And it turns out because we've
ridden them all these years,
291
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:17,748
They don't like humans!
292
00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:20,054
(sobbing)
293
00:13:20,055 --> 00:13:22,734
Ohh. I don't even want
to think about it.
294
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,184
What the hell's wrong
with cole?
295
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:28,734
Drew.
Doctors are much more than just physicians.
296
00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:31,375
They can be mentors...
Come with me.
297
00:13:33,478 --> 00:13:35,306
Disciplinarians...
Come with me!
298
00:13:35,306 --> 00:13:36,682
Aah! Aah! Aah!
299
00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:39,297
Even fashion advisors.
300
00:13:39,297 --> 00:13:40,485
Come with me.
301
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:41,977
I'm with a patient.
302
00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:46,468
(scoffs)
dementia? Please.
303
00:13:46,468 --> 00:13:48,399
Don't bring that weak sauce
in here.
304
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:51,834
He'll never know you're gone.
Fine. I'll just take
my jacket off,
305
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,021
Put it over the I.V. Stand,
306
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:55,995
And he'll probably think
it's still me.
Sweet.
307
00:13:55,995 --> 00:13:59,713
Let's see what we have. Mm.
308
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,173
Oh, you definitely need
my blue eyes for this one
309
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:05,256
And my pregnancy boobs
for this one.
310
00:14:05,256 --> 00:14:07,605
Honestly, if I could give up
five years of my life
311
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,598
To keep these bad boys,
I would, you know,
312
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,119
As long as I had a guarantee
that I'd live until,
313
00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:13,302
Like, my 80s.
Yeah, you should bring that up to god
314
00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:18,179
When he grants you your magic boobs.
Oh, in my head, it wasn't god. It was a genie. Oh, yes.
315
00:14:18,179 --> 00:14:20,213
And we're gonna need to figure
out what to do with these.
316
00:14:20,213 --> 00:14:22,997
Wow. You're like the sister
I never wanted.
317
00:14:22,997 --> 00:14:26,683
Aw! Oh, really?(chuckles)
I'm not doing any of this.
318
00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:28,989
That is what the ugly duckling
always says in the movies,
319
00:14:28,989 --> 00:14:30,297
But then she
takes her glasses off,
320
00:14:30,297 --> 00:14:33,813
And everyone thinks she's beautiful.
Did--did you just call me an uy duckling?
321
00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:36,373
Oh, look. There's lucy.
Hey, lucy.
322
00:14:36,373 --> 00:14:39,443
D you see drew's video?
What video?
323
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,335
Come on!
Too bad about your boy drew.
324
00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:44,363
But no worries.
I'll pick up the slack.
325
00:14:44,363 --> 00:14:46,311
I already wrote
the beginning of my speech.
326
00:14:46,311 --> 00:14:48,659
So I open up with a line
from the movie "malice"--
327
00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:53,102
(gruff voice) "you ask me if I
have a god complex? I am god!"
328
00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:55,232
(normal voice)
boom! We're in.
Yeah, you damn sure are.
329
00:14:57,925 --> 00:15:00,082
I don't think the lock
works on that door,
330
00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:01,766
So if he tries to get out,
subdue him.
331
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:04,247
Sleeper hold or full nelson?
Dealer's choice.
332
00:15:04,247 --> 00:15:06,396
I'll see what els right.
Fair enough.
333
00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:10,671
Come out if you want to, boy.
Daddy's waitin'.
334
00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,009
Why am I scrubbing in
again?
335
00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:14,605
The o.R. Is a safe place.
336
00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:16,933
Nobody's gonna yell
"recognize" at you in here.
337
00:15:18,361 --> 00:15:19,334
Can I ask you a question?
338
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:22,345
Why do white people
ruin everything?
339
00:15:22,345 --> 00:15:24,524
I only got to say
"fo shizzle" for a week.
340
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,564
A week! And what's up
with you and that video?
341
00:15:28,024 --> 00:15:30,284
The psychologists called it
"an unbalanced act."
342
00:15:30,285 --> 00:15:32,286
But I don't care
about that video.
343
00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:34,226
I just hate that it
reminds me of who I was.
344
00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:36,921
What are the three
categories of presentation
345
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,970
In crohn's disease?
Stricturing, penetrating and inflammatory.
346
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:43,148
Sorry, dr. Reynolds. Looks like
nobody else studied. (laughs)
347
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:47,015
(lowers voice)
psst. Little help?
348
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:52,962
Thanks. (normal voice) oh!
This kid's got a cheat sheet!
349
00:15:52,962 --> 00:15:55,764
That doesn't seem fair to
the rest of us. I'm just sayin'.
350
00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,309
I pulled every dirty trick
in the book,
351
00:15:58,309 --> 00:15:59,945
And I still didn't get
chosen as keynote speaker.
352
00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:02,847
That honor went to eric puritsky.
And as doctors... (grunts)
353
00:16:03,743 --> 00:16:06,299
Let me get this straight.
You turned down keynote speaker
354
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,319
Because you're worried
you're becoming that guy again?
355
00:16:08,319 --> 00:16:10,628
I think m already there.
356
00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:12,826
Huh.
357
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,896
Okay. Thank you so much
for letting me dress you up.
358
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,653
I really needed some closure
on the whole makeover thing.
359
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:21,700
Okay, now take your glasses off,
let that hair down
360
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,235
And act like you don't know
how pretty you are.
361
00:16:24,089 --> 00:16:28,142
(slow jazz saxophone playing)
362
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:36,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
363
00:16:39,187 --> 00:16:40,854
(gasps)
364
00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:42,956
There it is! Mm!
365
00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:45,559
What is with the sad face?
(glasses clatter)
366
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,561
Dr. Cox is still in my head
367
00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:49,509
About this whole "why do you
want to be a doctor?" thing.
368
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,002
I just--I can't think
of the answer
369
00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,202
That he wants, you know?
370
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,285
And you don't think your amazing
new look will take care of that?
371
00:16:57,441 --> 00:16:58,740
I really don't.
372
00:17:00,705 --> 00:17:03,174
Then maybe you should stop
looking for the perfect answer
373
00:17:03,174 --> 00:17:05,485
And just tell him
what you actually think.
374
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:10,634
You see that, drew?
That's scar tissue.
375
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,523
Nine years ago
when joseph came to me,
376
00:17:13,523 --> 00:17:15,900
I popped out his appendix
and screwed up the closure.
377
00:17:17,025 --> 00:17:18,365
I was so focused
on the abdomen
378
00:17:18,365 --> 00:17:21,066
That I blew the cosmesis
of the incision.
379
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:24,287
Nowadays I know better,
380
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:26,578
And I can fix it without
making the same mistake.
381
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,019
And because of that,
I don't have to beat myself up
382
00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:33,108
Over something that
happened a long timago.
383
00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:35,932
So what are you gonna do,
drew?
384
00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:38,446
(monitor beeping steadily)
385
00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:42,115
I'm gonna scrub out.
386
00:17:43,316 --> 00:17:43,753
Hey.
387
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,299
I saw that video. Crazy.
388
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,738
Yeah. It's like my own personal
"don't tase me, bro!"
389
00:17:49,454 --> 00:17:51,281
That's why you've been weird, huh?
Pretty much.
390
00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:52,745
I thought it was about me,
391
00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:55,206
'cause I wouldn't dress
all girly-gay for you.
392
00:17:55,852 --> 00:17:58,026
What? No. I mean,
I guess I'd like to see you
393
00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:00,383
Like that some time, but...
394
00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:04,615
I would never ask you
to do that.
395
00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:08,747
I gotta go.
396
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,877
(drew) why do I want
to be a doctor?
397
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,593
(man) ? the sun won't shine ?
398
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,362
Recognize!
Recognize!
399
00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:22,209
Because the road sure as hell isn't easy...
(man) recognize.
400
00:18:22,321 --> 00:18:24,814
And there always seems to be
something standing in your way.
401
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:27,935
(snoring)
? and my plans go awry ?
402
00:18:29,322 --> 00:18:31,199
Sometimes it's even yourself.
403
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:33,612
Dr. Cox.
404
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,170
Oh! Dear god.
405
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,133
I don't have
your pfect answer.
406
00:18:37,895 --> 00:18:40,307
At first I thought it was
to make my family proud,
407
00:18:40,307 --> 00:18:42,736
And then I thought
it was about saving lives,
408
00:18:42,736 --> 00:18:44,895
And for one second,
I thought it was a chance
409
00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:46,729
To get closer
to dr. Sanjay gupta,
410
00:18:46,729 --> 00:18:49,624
Who is a beautiful indian man,
and I've never visited
411
00:18:49,624 --> 00:18:53,649
That continent romantically,
if you know what I mean.
Unfortunately, I do.
412
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,884
Anyway, the truth is
I can't pick just one reason.
413
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,835
Oh, my god.
That's the answer.
414
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:06,519
I want to be a doctor
for all those reasons
415
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:09,858
And a million more that I
haven't even thought of yet.
416
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:13,412
That's not bad.
Come on. Let's go.
417
00:19:13,412 --> 00:19:15,622
We're gonna be late
for the white coat ceremony.
418
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,914
Ooh, plus I look super cute
in white.
419
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,456
Now you ruined it.
420
00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:23,875
Luckily, we're surrounded
by amazing individuals,
421
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:26,013
Talented faculty,
422
00:19:26,013 --> 00:19:27,948
Dedicated mentors,
423
00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:32,958
Outstanding students
who all strive for excellence.
424
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,310
? and every time
my heart will sing ?
425
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,585
And then there's
the new friends
426
00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:42,044
Who make it all
a little easier to handle.
427
00:19:43,813 --> 00:19:47,572
So, uh, in closing, I'd like
to give a simple response
428
00:19:47,572 --> 00:19:51,267
To dr. Cox's question--
why do I want to be a doctor?
429
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:54,210
Well... Because...
430
00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:57,142
Doctors give people
second chances.
431
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:01,590
And we all deserve
a second chance.
432
00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,370
You better recognize.
433
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:08,522
(laughter)
434
00:20:08,522 --> 00:20:10,469
(cheering)
435
00:20:10,469 --> 00:20:13,128
(drew speaks indistinctly)
436
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:20,255
Hey, I know how you're really
mad at the internet right now.
437
00:20:20,255 --> 00:20:22,185
Well, it taketh away,
but it also giveth.
438
00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:24,366
(typing on keyboard)
439
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:27,816
(cole) and meet the crew!
You're welcome.
440
00:20:27,816 --> 00:20:30,790
We got styles, tricky,
lil' tricky,
441
00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,706
My man boots...
Whoo!
442
00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,638
And me--cole fusion.
Are you ready?
443
00:20:35,638 --> 00:20:37,863
'cause this is happenin'!
444
00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,797
T's do it, boys!
Whoo!
445
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:42,546
(all cheering
and shouting indistinctly)
446
00:20:42,546 --> 00:20:45,209
(engine revving)
447
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:48,343
(tires screech)
448
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:50,482
Oh!
449
00:20:51,537 --> 00:20:52,238
Oh!
450
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,647
(crying) hey! Don't just stand
there, man! Help me up!
451
00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:58,511
Is my hair still cool?
452
00:20:59,015 --> 00:21:00,694
I forgive you, internet.
453
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:03,893
Turn it off! Come on! Hey,
turn that off! Get it away!
454
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:06,504
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00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:13,797
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